Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #356Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /AMH/Hunting?>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possibleTopic of the thread: Would you be able to keep the current job if you were suddenly turned into a feral monster?What problems would you get into? For which monster you turn into spin the wheel (ignore it's title): >https://spinthewheel.io/wheels/2pyBr7qIPu4f9Ur7FxhNcz0xJmU9MA%3D%3D
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Zamtrios could not fit through the door to my office so they'd have to move my pc to the production line where I'll be surrounded by workers trying to outsmart and lecture me. With a sturdy enough mouse and keyboard I could still do my job
Monster hunter
Quematrice has to compete with these birbs and its not fair
>>81470666and they win
>>81471538>you're not you when you're hungry
>>81470666Pet your seikret!Do it NOW!
>>81470482AAA
All current generation raths?All my kids. Don't be an asshole and just capture them please.t. hunter
Soft
>>81470666Truth. All the advantages in the world and Chicken Tendies still mogs them.
>>81473043you have not shagged every single rathian out there I refuse to believe it
>>81474433Sorry but you got sloppy seconds buddy.
>>81473255you could say this is the next best thing since sliced bread
Do you think your monsties look for you once you let them loose in the wild, wondering how good it'll feel once they find you again and you give them some good scritches below the chin
>hey fellow hunters!>doing anything hunts today? I would love to do some hunts today>lets do some oil well basin hunts and choose anything but rompopolos>I just dont really need anything from them>not because they dont have anything to offer or anything like that>uh lets just focus on the other more deserving monsters like that pesky nu udra or that bastard ajarakan
Sex...but with monsters
>>81470432nobodies replied...i would not be able to do my engineering job as a giant dog that everybody loves or hates depending on who you ask. the best bet would be to move to japan and try to become a mascot for events for capcom because they love zinogre for whatever reason.
Mmmm this part
>>81470432uh ok. I think might have to quit work and start posting dick pics for money. And dodge the chinese poachers trying kill me for boner pills
>>81470432>already NEETing (for now) so not going to get screwed over occupationally>nearly guaranteed free bitches and food>can roar the hard R without repercussions>wat lil timmygrex finna do LMAO
NEETing is wonderful
>hr constantly on my back for snarling >feet are sharp and big>have the ability to sprint home instead of wasting money on gas>all the female employees want to date me for no particular reasonI feel like im satisfying someone else's fantasy
>>81470939Guys, my daughter has finally started producing element. She still doesn't really know what she's doing (lessons with Mom didn't go super well). She's a little bit snobby like her ma and so she won't take any lessons from me. I've been wondering how strict I should be with her—she's a little Elder Dragon in the making, so it's EXTRA important to get this right. Oh, and Mom is a fully-grown Elder, so my life is kind of on the line here. How stern is too stern? What kind of punishment or discipline would be appropriate here? Are there any cool psychology tricks I could try to get her to listen to me?Oh, and by the way, Dad is a human, not a dragon. I don't stand up to much so if she gets mad at me; I may be looking at a hospital stay if she really loses her temper with me.
>>81479930May as well start feeling up their boot if you're gonna be that forward.
I guess eating crayons is more enjoyable now, Real question is whether you keep your intellect in this one lol
>>81484021think of the tigrex bitches you'll get to wrestle with
>>81485101>turn into Tig>get to have destructive wrestlesex with female TigsNow you're getting ME interested.
>>81470432>topic>jobhaha, funnythat aside, i don't think i could keep much of anythingi'm not fitting through any doors unless i end up extra small and few, if any, of my worldly possessions would be usefulit'd be totally worth it but still a pain in the assas for possible jobs, maybe i could get a gig making sculptures or doing events or whatever at one of the ski resorts around herethat or become the physical embodiment of those velk librarian images
enjoy the beach with water monsters (it's the only place they like)
>>81470432>Kulve TarothI definitely could not. However, I now can live a life of luxury with my gold coat. Thinking I might buy myself an island, call it "El Dorado"...
>>81489939>the monster tobi that stands up on its hind legs and does this to you before returning back to normal like nothing ever happened
>>81490016>"No one will ever believe you~"
>>81470432>brachydios No I'm fucked.I think I'm completely unemployable due to chemical safety concerns.I'd need a hunter carer to do stuff for me and then sell slime to weapons manufacturers I guess?
>>81491227>when excited, the tongue comes out—for fights or loveWhat about the lower tongue?
>>81491227>>81491301What's it gonna do with that tongue?
>>81492158pick your favorite shithead
Could your Seikret give you a handjob?Is it possible?
Monster Hugger
>>81493643chance the H to an Fthat's called /amh/ humor
>>81473209I always wondered what happened to the artist of that pic
>>81494568Poor poor detestable creature losing all faculties at the sight of snow
>>81493672We're well known for our high-brow humor
>>81479930>>81483557I want to tease monsters by gently running my dexterous hands along their body. Dangerously close to their hidden naughty bits.
I am of the opinion that both versions of Malzeno are massive cuddlesluts.Pic not exactly related.
>>81499475Look for the anal beads if you can't find the slit!
>>81501222>*buzzsaw noises*
Would you a Bishaten?
Monster hungterWhat's the biggest monster dick size you'd dare approach
>>81504415Why are they so shippable
Update: Following the recent unfortunate event and an emergency surgery, things are gradually returning to normal (now is the time for recovery).Once again, I am very sorry for causing concern to some of you and for reacting the way I did. I was really traumatized by having to deal once again with a diagnosis of "I see... it could be cancer" in my family. Fortunately, the possibility was later discarded and the main cause was something else. Thanks for the good wishes.If time and motivation allow, I will try to continue some of the wip renders I showed here. But I can't promise when they will be finished, or even if they will be... but I'll try.
>>81505237Whatever I can take and not Mr. Hands, or if we're bearhugging giant dicks, no limits.
Bump
>>81493672advanced... monster... funter??? Huh??
>>81506334I want to coax a monster's dick out of its slit, then hug it and feel it throb against my chest. Then, stay there as he starts getting frisky with a female member of his species and feel it harden even more.
>>81505975Good luck
the guild doesnt want you to know this but monsters do infact jiggle
>>81509519That's just post-orgasm spasms. Nothing to worry about, just give her a few minutes.
>>81509663Why was Cheval SO fucking dumb, holy shit. His stupidity cost the life of the very elder needed to save the world. He doesn't deserve Rathi at all.
>>81509519>how quickly anon pulled out the binocularsDefinitely a Trash Fleet veteran.>>81508862Imagine how it would feel flexing against you, or perhaps he takes it in his mouth, lightly wrapping his jaws over you. His thick tongue slathering and winding around his cock and over your back. Might even be able to do the same with a female if she's large enough and he's on his back, holding tight to your hot, velvety pillar as you disappear within her cavern, feeling the silky soft flesh rippling over your back, squeezing you tighter against his pulsing mast as their liquid arousal spurts around you...
Sex pest
KISSING your monstie!
>>81470432>Would you be able to keep the current job if you were suddenly turned into a feral monster?Well, I am mostly a neet but do a lot of delivery and handling of things. And turns out, I just might be able to get along well enough with what I got as long as people aren't monsterphobic as I rolled Kulu Ya Ku of all things.
>>81513557The pukei hydra isnt real and can't hurt you>ywn get a toungue bath from multiple pukei heads
It's 2025 and capcom still thinks your monsties are nothing more than tools to be used, evident by how you cannot pet them. This is why Stories is shit.>But it's an idle! In combat too!Garbage. Pure garbage. Burn it all down.
>>81514545That's why you open blender and make your loving monstie scenes yourself
page 10 save rave
>>81512680the Guild does not approve of thisyour days are numbered, riders
party time
>>81517870if only the other monsters were just as jiggly
tactical Uth
>>81520087I want Oof Tuna to teach me how to treat gravity as a suggestion.
>>81520524I love the chicken.
Tired of monsters shoving their heads inside my tent with no regard to privacy, so I'm gonna visit their nests in the night and park myself right in front of their faces as they sleep, silently staring at them until they wake up.
>>81522661>silently staring at them until they wake upHunter, these monsters need correction. They have no respect for privacy, so don't respect theirs either.
i prefer..the OTHER CHICKEN
low effort bump
>>81524612Am I crazy to be attracted so much by her cute squeezable beans?
>>81525136No it's entirely natural to worship every inch of such noble perfection.
>>81525136does it matter?sound of mind or stark raving mad, what's important is that you're justified in your desirei'd do terrible things to touch them, personally
>>81525136look at those fat thighs I'd be teasing her all day long about them
Stop lusting after my pawpads, legs skin flaps and snout.
>>81527445stop having such sexy features then
>>81527661Do you think Zoh Shia was ordered to just stand there with its mouth open while researchers oggled, and it's what made it snap?
https://www.monsterhunter.com/stories3-quiz/en/monsties/Hijacking this quiz to know which monster you TF into, and what your plan is to survive!Or just do it normally and tell us what your recommended monstie is.
>>81527861Oof, that's pretty scary lol.
>>81527861lmao I'll just sleep all day
haha...
Not sure about being super muddy, but I'm ok with being BIG.
>it's more than happy to have a good romp in the mud when it gets the chanceFucking lol this description.
>>81527774No I think during the mouth research some researchers were off to the side eating snacks and nobody offered Zoh any
>>81528155Let's go romp in the mud together, Anon. It'll be fun!
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>>81528193You were clearly more prepared for the mud wrestling than I am. But your right it would probably be fun.
Now, what did capcom mean by THIS?
>>81528195>stick to malzeno like a qurioOh, I will.
>>81528241If nothing else, we could team up and go find a Tama to harass. That would be fun too.
>mizu can calm other monsties>how is left as an exercise to the reader, but you're encouraged to join in
>>81528520>no, tama. overstimulating a monstie until it writhes on the floor does not count as calming it down
>>81528272
>>81528520Yes but can you calm two muddy Almudrons preparing to romp converging on your location right now?
>according to info from the mh festa, Balahara can drop their tail like some real life lizardseeewww
>>81528115Even with the snores, it'll still be the best nap of my life.
You'd still treat your partner of the same sex with the same care they deserve, right, anon?
>>81530117Anyone squeamish enough to falter in their duties over a little sausage surprise isn't cut out for monsterfucking – sorry, "monsterloving" as the prudes say.
>>81527861Finally, a Tama.
>>81525136>>81525970Cold and aloof attitude vs. dainty delicate beans. It's the contrast that sells it.Velk would never let her regal reputation get diminished by cutesy things.
>>81527861YES, YES, YES!CACTUS AND WATERMELONS FOR EVERYONE!
>>81534566Does he still count as a redshirt when he himself is red?
>>81527861Legi being my first dream-appearance Monsterfu, this is not a coincidence
>>81527861Nice.
>>81535232>be wyvanon>get into turf war with female Seregios>she tries to flying dropkick me>grab her leg and throw her into the ground>lock her leg and tail in wingarms while other leg pinned>knock her upYeah try that shit again, bitch.
Wow! Magnamalo! I'm so happy!!
>>81536155>shit nobody says
>>81536155I need this text to be edited in the classic Magnamalo Anon style.
>>81536155Wow, what a near-flawless recommendation! It's no surprise that the sensational flagship of Rise, Magnamalo, would be the perfect monstie for anyone and everyone seeking a strong and caring partner! And with their masterful use of hellfire they'd always take care to avoid burning you! But you shouldn't rely on a quiz to tell you this when you can experience all of these wonders for yourself just by visiting one in the Shrine Ruins! A monster as selfless as them is always welcoming to visitors!
When you think of Rise what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
>>81539579shrine ruins theme
>>81539579The counter sound effectOtherwise malzeno
>>81539579That I'm glad I uninstalled it so Vatnik can't ransomware me in the future
>>81539579Bing bing wahoo wirebugs.
>>81539579Thanks to /mhg/ every time I see rise my immediate next thought is:>balding manchild playing anything only because its related to nintendo
>>81540391Is it that bad over there?
>>81540492Yeah. There's like one guy who shits on everything besides portable and rise almost every hour of the day.
>>81539579Reminds me of the friend that bought it for me, only to end up playing together once, and eventually I had to cut contact with because of his growing obsession towards me.Does not stop me from enjoying rise though
>>81541544
>>81540621Were you worthy of such obsession? Should I become obsessed with you?
wife
>>81544561What's that liquid??
>>81545851Nergigante eats elder dragons, so he tried to eat himself when he found out he's an elder dragon too... but biting himself hurt him
Any monster can be a monstie.
>>81539579my telepathic husband
>>81546004Incredibly stupid behavior. Velkhana would never act in this manner.
Sexstrax
What's going to happen when I find you, you stupid fuking mizu
>>81549430Keep that shitstain they call monstergirls out of our monsterfucking thread.
>>81549551But there's real cute valstrax behind the ugly thing
>>81549670But the ugly thing is just that ugly. It's an affront to Gog, kill it with fire.
My tigrex keeps licking me instead of the ice cream, Im gonna get a new monstie
>>81550744smear yourself in ice cream so it licks the ice cream
>>81539579The cozy feeling of Kamura Village.Despite not having that much story involvement, the game managed to capture my imagination of being part of that small community. It's not a great spectacle like World or Wilds, but for me, base Rise has the best "atmosphere".Sadly, that cozy feeling is lost with the expansion where you're again part of a larger expedition with no real personal connections.
>>81553167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2iqXqzO0d4Also Narwa. I love that silly upside down floating fish.
All Zinogre should be beautiful females
