Haranir Edition/heals/: A thread for enjoying kinks in gaming: ERP, healslutting, defeat/surrender, prostitution, resourcesluts, wagers, and other kinks typically explored through games like FFXIV, Overwatch, WoW, League of Legends, HoTS, and others.All roles welcome: doms, switches, subs, sluts - DPS, tank, support, and healers. Which categories do you fall under?Discussion, lewd posting, ERP, and contact info are all welcome!>What's a Heal Slut?A heal slut is a submissive healer who seeks a dominant, often a Tank or DPS, to devote their all to. They can be bratty, slutty, eager, shy, it doesn't matter. What matters is finding the sexual pleasure in submitting to someone else.>What if I'm a dominant healer?Healdoms are also a thing, and are fine in the thread. So long as your focus is on Sub/Dom themes in online gaming your post is fine.FFXIV /heals/ Loporrit syncshellID: LSS-J8VCHHNEFpw: healingiseroticTurtle WoWAmbershire Realm, <Branded> GuildMH Wilds SquadT658W9NRPrevious: >>81488498
Draenei hours, post em
If you want to advertise yourself or post other announcements, please anchor your post here. Thanks!Optional template!>What are you looking for?>In which games (or lack of) are you looking for it?Bonus!>What are you *not* looking for?>What are some of your kinks?>DC/Server/etc if applicable>Pic of avatar (or something lewd)>Time zone, times available>Extra details regarding what you're looking for?
Never talk to me or my landsknecht lala ever again
>>81535063WHOREFINDER - Sluts of the Righteous Adventurer SubmissionREQUIRED>Name>Race (Human, Suli, Android, Ifrit, Fetchling, Changeling, Skinwalker, Orc, Goblin, Vishkanya, Shabti, Rougarou, Nagaji, Mongrel, Ganzi, Kuru, Drow, Strix, Undine, Elf, Dwarf, Gnome, Halfling, Half-Elf, Half-Orc, Aasimar, Tiefling, Oread, Dhampir, Kitsune, Samsaran, Svirfneblin, Duergar, Sylph, Hobgoblin, Ascending Succubus.)>Role>2D art of Character>AlignmentNOT REQUIRED BUT WELCOME>Stats (25 Point Buy or Roll 4d6 Reroll 1's Drop Lowest)>Class (Modded Wrath. I have made a google doc with all classes/prestige classes https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Iy_JXRXmXDa9IwEZmqmagykUU6bVJHKeKj9Rbl7UyGE/edit?tab=t.0)>Backstory>Why have you joined the Fifth Crusade?>Birthdate>God>Background (Farmhand, Lumberjack, Miner, Smith, Courtier, Emissary, Knight, Leader, Acolyte, Fate's Favoured, Healer, Martial Disciple, Red Mantis, Templar, Arcane Artificer, Lecturer, Magical Lineage, Metamagic Master, Researcher, Scholar - Arcane/Divine/Nature, Acrobat, Mugger, Pickpocket, Urban Hunter, Hermit, Hunter, Knight Errant, Nomad, Spherewalker, Bounty Hunter, Crossbowman, Gladiator, Guard, Mercenary, Pikeman, Or one of the Regional ones: Aldori Swordsman, Alkenstar Alchemist, Andoren Diplomat, Belkzen Warmonger, Chelexian Diabloist, Elemental Plane Outsider, Gebbite Necromancer, Mendevian Orphan, Mwangi Hunter, Nexian Scholar, Qadrian Wanderer, River Kingdoms Daredevil, Sarkorian Survivor, Skyseeker, Tengu Disciple, Ustalavic Peasant, Varisian Explorer, Warrior of the Linnorm Kings)>Kinks (If you want something specific with your character)>Mythic Path (Angel, Demon, Azata, Aeon, Trickster only)>CouncilsCAN I PLAY A CANON?>Yes, but you will need to refit that character for the world of Golarion. Make them fit within the narrative I.E. "Mercy is an Andoren Cleric of Sarenrae who's joined Fifth Crusade and has a healing kink."
>>81535065 Copied over just in case.Really? That is fast. I guess that's modern WoW for you. Though sheesh, like 140gb now sure is a big file size from what I remember. And I don't want to give blizz too much money in general, that's why I went with the private servers for now. A shame cause I always liked warcraft, just not WoW always, which granted makes me like a lot of fans lol.Yeah, Ascension's been fun, glad I listened to one of our local Draenei and gave it a try.>Didn't know it had an RP community, much less ERP.Well it doesn't *really* seem to have one, though I've only been on one server. Apparently the Classic+ one is more active, but time has limited my exploring and such. I figure there's probably some people doing that stuff though. And I guess there's also turtle if I look into it eventually. I'd definitely enjoy rping a character for sometthing like that, assuming my experience didn't turn to just raiding all the time or whatever.
New mouse! Time to try it out, after I do my weekly search for Marvel hentai.
>>81535160Yeah retail modernized to be less of a timesink, though I do get the feeling.I do prefer Retail over XIV or private servers, well for now anyway.I'm not too fond of slow paced leveling unfortunatly
>>81535135I wanna leash this lala and force her to pull the entire floor of my deep dungeon while only giving her a few Kardias as a reward, and maybe some throatfucking if she wastes too much of my Addersgall...
>>81535135Training this one to be weak to anal in-between roulettes
>>81535135Please note: She's currently standing on a ledge to try and appear taller
>>81535160I know that Turtle has a pretty good RP scene, at least back when i last played it. So if you want to go private server thats probably the best that i know of.
>>81535335Shotabait.
i have not played since last year, how's the new content?
>>81535461Dumb idiot son!There's content?
>>81535272I mean if you wanna wipe, that's on you. I'm not the one who cares about clearing :>>>81535296I am not weak to that, I doubt I could be trained as such either>>81535312why would I? I like being able to fit in places comfortably :>
>>81535500fym there's no new content after the third tier?
>>81535335uhmmmmm....paizuri
>>81535254Yeah, from what I've heard and seen it's doing pretty alright for itself, at least compared to fumbles of previous expansions and such. And I don't blame you for preference either, obviously each of us has their own likes and dislikes.I leveled surprisingly fast on the wildcard mode, but I totally get you. The pace can absolutely make or break something, and obviously classic is probably a lot shorter.Good taste in horsecock girls though, especially extra cute ones like that. If I ever pick up retail, I'll have to see about meeting a cute Haranir~>>81535335Oh, thank you for letting me know! Maybe I'll check it out if this urge to do some RP continues. Otherwise I'll just probably try the classic servers in general. Super cute lady as well.
When I ask her to heal for me in video games
>>81535579this could be us
>>81535653>I'll have to see about meeting a cute Haranir~Mine is a bit more tomboyish and does have tusks as well, certainly feels half troll / orc designwiseBut I do love playful characters, I'm a bit of an hypno enjoyer, so it plays well with the lewd whimsy...
>>81534665The paladin had just finished handling the offenses of two crusaders who had been exploiting one of Drezen's merchants. The aeon's gaze remained impartial, ensuring punishment fit each violation without bias. Yet when unnatural warmth flooded the chamber and his allies drew their weapons, he stood stunned at the sight of a genuine devil materializing ahead.This entity proclaimed himself Melies, an infernal from Cania, striding boldly past Drezen's entrance while declaring allegiance to the campaign. Clearly no mere underling, given those blazing wings and opulent demeanor."I seek to forge pacts with your troops, trading their souls for infernal might. Compensation comes only upon demise. Equitable terms, no?"At once, the paladin's thoughts turned to his comrades. Regill likely wouldn't partake, though he might harbor no qualms about such arrangements. Greybor could be persuaded to commit... but the true concern was Sally Whitemane. Fury guided her actions, her urge to scourge fiends so intense it consumed her vitality. In moments of despair..."What if I refuse to negotiate with a Devil?""You can forbid me from binding agreements, yet exile from Drezen lies beyond your authority. Galfrey's decree welcomes all eager to join the crusade, and I count myself among them. I'll engage in your trials and observe as you enshrine Drezen's laws.""You may stay, since I hold no power to expel you, but no pacts shall form inside these walls or involve any fighter in our ranks. All warriors—past, present and future— must align with this cause. We reject those who sell their souls, and we prohibit such transactions. Am I understood?"The Devil held the commander's stare, his brief scowl easing into a grin."How impulsive. Very well."
>>81535700something something Lamitt's loins burning for ardbert
>>81535335I might not be able to tag along for the delve and dungeon tonight, I am slowly starting to doze off, but, I'm around fairly often, so, poke this post if you ever need a stinky shaman to help you out
>>81535740Jokes on you, I love tomboyish, stronger women! I think they're particularly cute. And it makes such nice contrast with the normally slender and slim girls people make for their characters too, when they're trying to be pretty. Hypno, huh? I haven't messed with that too much but it could be fun for a more whimsical or 'enthralling' type of fun.
When is the /heals/ xiv meetup orgy?
>>81535849Sounds good! Sleep well! I wasn't going to run anything till after FP1 so i wasn't going to log back in for another hour anyway.>>81535616Big if true.>>81535382*Predenies any shota posting*>>81535653Thanks!
>>81535867That's lovely to hear, I'll let you know if I ever poke my nose through Ascension as well then..Hypno is but one of my many kinks really>>81535914You too later on, my sleep schedule is a mess but hopefuly I should be available sometime...
>>81535878idk
>>81535914The shota permission bypass is currently working its magic. The time of middies is over...
>>81535772>Would you like me to write something up for this? I don't know if either Valeria or Lynessa would be here, though I'm fine going from another girl's perspective too.>>81535928And I'll let you know if I poke my nose into Retail or Twow too. I guess I don't really have a name here to poke for but obviously I play with Paladin-kun here and chat at least a bit.And have a good night too, if you're going to bed.
>>81535928Ah, and I skipped over it but I'm happy to hear those kinks another time if we do end up playing together in wow or such. We are *here* after all.
>>81535914Thanks again for answering how you were liking Midnight I got sleepy and passed out before I could reply!!
You thought you could 1v1 me when I had all my clones set up? Fufu~ Don't be silly, anon.
>>81535933We should set one up sometime
>>81535772The Paladin's office grew crowded, almost comically so. A Devil and an Azata flanked the room, stubbornly avoiding each other's gaze, as a Havoc Dragon spun in circles chasing her tail. Nearby, a Gnome Hellknight—a walking paradox—pored over battle plans beside a weary half-orc Paladin, while across from her sat an overly eager rogue. And looming in the corner stood the extravagant golem, gilded in gold and studded with jewels, ever ready to spare his companions from fashion disasters.Worn out from the endless day, the Paladin collapsed onto his bed. The dragon hunt's scars lingered deep in his soul, another grueling quest that had drained him utterly. But rest evaded him—an invisible Arueshalae had materialized in front of him. "Commander... I think I might know where those dangerous demons have been coming from."—The Paladin stood at the gate alongside his companions. "We'll be heading for a ruin called Greengates," he said. "Apparently there's a hag there who knows something about why these powerful demons keep hitting our forces. Arueshalae will be coming with us. Any questions?">>81536003>Your choice, and pick which one is going to accompany Arueshalae on the Hag quest and the Desna bell.
>>81536721>Not sure there's a lot the girls could specifically contribute so I'll wait for now. But... let's go with Lynessa for Arueshelae's quest!
>>81536721The journey to Greengates halted abruptly as they stumbled into a circle of Baphomet worshipers poised to execute a crusader—with Woljif Jefto at their helm. He wasted no time spinning a tale that the party were fellow cultists. "Then why did you attack our brothers?" A cultist interjected, the Paladin nodded toward his tiny dragon companion. "Tell em, Aivu." "They stole our sweeties," the dragon intoned gravely. The Paladin kept his face impassive, unyielding. Heidi struggled, stifling laughter into her hand, but Sar'va let loose, cackling wildly, feet kicking. "And they deserved it tooo~" she chimed in, pushing Heidi over the edge into giggles.Woljif scrambled to salvage the lie, insisting Baphomet had bestowed insanity and battle rage upon the Commander—hardly the demon lord's specialty, but the Paladin figured these fools wouldn't know better. With a deep breath, he stepped up and unleashed a roar. Demonic fury consumed him; he smashed his fist into a rocky outcrop, splintering it. Crimson energy seeped from his eyes, smoke curling from his lips. Then, just as suddenly, he quelled it. "Well, it's a good thing the Crescent of the Abyss has cleared up our misunderstanding," the lead cultist declared.—Sally pinned Woljif with her staff at his throat, eyes blazing as light gathered at its tip. "You little rat." "I can explain." "You left us to die." "What else was I supposed to do? The real paladins were dropping like flies. I'm just a thief." "You were our friend," Heidi shot back, her usual warmth gone. "We all fought to make it out—except you. You ran." "You want me to admit I'm not as brave as you? Fine. I'm not. Not like you, not like the chief, not even like a kid. I didn't want to die," Woljif retorted sharply. "But now I'm in deep—my shadow's talking, says a demon's after me." "A demon?" the Paladin murmured, glancing at Sally. "Lower your staff before those morons spot it and we end up slaughtering them prematurely."
>>81536621I dont know that anyone here has a house or something in which to host such a thing
>>81538214I have one but it's still a big wip overall
>>81535878my shota will show up
>>81538214I only have an apartment otherwise I'd offer to host!!
>>81538366A small only costs about 4 million gil and a medium costs about 20 million. Surely you can afford something so cheap right?
to the big booty lala last thread, the person wanting to knot is a hrothgar with a likely conflicting schedule, sadly
>>81538420FF14 housing isn't about money as much as it is availability.
>>81538420Barely, I'm broke as hell!!
>>81538556You want enough gil for a small?
>>81538569Thanks but I'll pass! Much like >>81538550said I also don't care for being chained to always being subbed even if I'm not feeling the game in order to keep the house!!
I got a house and a FC house. Hell I got the house my first year. To the chagrin of someone crying a sprout shouldn't have a house.
Fellas any of you have cool tips to decorate a medium house? Want an open bath house/sauna kind of deal on the lower floor, but I dunno what items would be good for it
>>81538662I wish I knew. I've had a medium for over a year now that's just filled with random shit on the first floor and is empty on the others.
>>81537676“So this demon’s after you, your Shadow’s gone from lurking in silence to speaking right in your ear, and since you ditched us you’ve been slumming it with these idiots, trying to keep the whole scheme glued together while the wheels come off.”“I… yeah, Chief. That’s about the size of it.”“Cool. Have fun with that.” The paladin turned to the rest of the party and gave a short nod. They started to move off. Woljif lunged forward, planting himself in the big man’s path.“Whoa, whoa—come on, Chief! I’m sorry, okay? I know I screwed up, but I’m just—”“Just a thief. I heard.” The paladin’s voice stayed level, almost gentle. “Thing is, if you were just a thief I wouldn’t feel half this bad. You had an echo of the power the rest of us carried. People were dying and you could’ve done something. You could be so much more—if you ever let yourself believe it.”Woljif’s head dropped. His fists knotted at his sides, knuckles white. The paladin looked down at him for a long beat.“Alright,” the big man said at last. “We’re after this demon.” Woljif’s eyes snapped up, wide and bright.“I’m not letting some creature like that run loose across my lands.”A grin split Woljif’s face, sudden and sharp.“Of course, Chief. Lemme just mark that down.” He jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the scattering cultists and their hangers-on. “Now let’s get rid of the idiots.”—Later, with the cultists scattered and one battered crusader pulled from the wreckage, Woljif slipped back to Drezen to wait while the others pushed on toward the Greengates.Sally caught the paladin. She stepped close, voice low and venomous.“Why did you accept that rat back into our ranks?”The paladin didn’t turn. “Should I have cut off his head?”“Yes.” She spat the word. “He betrayed us. He betrayed you.”“He’s a coward. And he has no confidence.” The paladin finally glanced at her. “I can’t execute a man for cowardice. Not when he can still turn it around.”
Evens resub on my XIV bratOdds keep playing Midnight
>>81538764The Gods have spoken.
>>81538764Into lalas, brat?
>>81538782I guess I can do both...>>81538790Yes!
>>81538815Welcome back brat!!
Fellas any of you can identify what that wood wall is?
>>81539026https://en.ff14housing.com/itemview.php?id=f3e8f2ceee0Log Partition.
>>81539044God I'm dumbMight try to ape this guy's sauna then
>>81538929Thanks!
>>81539076Is this some sort of hypnoshota?
>>81539093Just some vampire brat golem I made. Hypnosis isn't out of the question!
>>81535198Good stuff.
>>81539140Hypnosis is so good!!
>>81538734Valeria had intended to join the Commander on this mission. Intended to. However, as she growled behind a metal gag that plugged her mouth and the leather strap that had been wrapped around her head, all the holy woman could do was glare at the wall while a tiefling pulled at additional leather straps that had been wrapped around her body; they crisscrossed underneath and between her breasts in a large 'X', and slipped between her legs where they pressed a crystal carved with arcane runes against her cunt. Lynessa purred in amusement as the disguised angel fought against the bindings, additional shackles had been chained to her wrists and legs to bind them together, enchantments meant to bind demons working just as well on other outsiders. "We both know you're not just what you claim to be~ Stay here a while, or I'll tell your precious knight just who he's trying to court. Be a good girl now~" The horned woman licked the back of her neck, saliva tingling on the angel's extra sensitive flesh after not being able to get release following the meeting. Lynessa ended her teasing by leaving a bite mark opposite the Commander's hickey before she walked out of the priestess' room, hips swaying.Valeria tried to scowl -tried- as she watched Lynessa leave, though the vibrating crystal between her legs turned it into a soft moan. Her arms strained against the bindings, but to little avail...-- Healing light glowed as Lynessa touched a hand to Woljiff's torso, mending the dark bruise that had formed on his throat where Sally had shoved it into his windpipe. The cleric hummed softly to herself as she listened to him complaining about "uptight women with anger issues" and watched the bruises disappear. But as he gave her a soft thanks, she leaned in towards his face."Tell me more about this shadow... exactly what it said." Her voice slithered into his ear, squeezing his shoulder and preventing him from pulling away.
>>81539286And hypnobait femezen are good, too!
>>81535198Okay, that took a whole lot longer than I thought it would...>>81539163Always!
>>81539076If you're the guy who went to rest a bit ago, welcome back. Thanks for the fun conversation!
>>81539665I don't think that was me! But I appreciate the blood elf titcow nonetheless.
>>81539485Woljif stumbled over the words like they were hot coals. “It, uh… it just told me Voetiel was north. Said to stay away, that he’d kill me. Then—like I told the Chief—back in the tiefling hideout, Melroun was screaming he’d tell Voetiel and Hepzamirah. I don’t get any of it.”He kept his eyes on the dirt, shifting from foot to foot. Lynessa stood too close for comfort, hands on his shoulders, watching him the way a hawk watches something small and twitchy. Who wouldn’t be nervous around her? She was a walking distraction—curves that could stop a sermon mid-sentence—and the Commander had handed her a level of trust most people never earned in a lifetime. But that wasn’t the worst of it.Worse was how she saw. Right through the quick grins and half-truths, straight into the greasy corners where a guy like him kept his real fears. The thought of her peeling back those layers made his stomach flip and knot. One wrong word and she could spill everything he’d ever tried to bury.Arueshalae perched on a jagged outcrop high above the narrow canyon, wings half-folded against the wind that scoured the Worldwound’s scarred earth. Below, among the tumbled boulders and twisted scrub, Lynessa was utterly dominating her conversation with Woljif.Arueshalae’s eyes narrowed to slits, fangs pressing against her lower lip until she tasted copper. She knew exactly what Lynessa was. All those careful near-misses, the way paths had bent around each other like oil and water—they’d never truly crossed until now. The succubus’s old instincts flared: draw the bow, nock an arrow, let it fly before the words could start. One clean shot and the threat would end.But no... all she had to do was think about what could be revealed at Greengates to stay her hand. If Lynessa wanted to, she could utterly ruin her.>Figured I'd give you a little Woljif and set up Arue.
>>81538280I have furiously jerked off while visiting this lala's house
>>81539568So here is something fun to try, play both videos at the same time and close your eyes.https://youtu.be/WNCHCYMoYuI?t=1233https://youtu.be/woqa_jx0nNc?t=852
>>81536003>>81536060I'm sure we'll find a way to remain in contact sometime
incredible, that red haired lala actually made me want to play 14 again. sucks that lalafell moding on the archive isn't worth a damn and the organization is non existant
Can't wait to prey on shotas as her.
>>81540516Pls stay away from me :{
>>81539736“Jaruunicka’s an annis hag,” Arueshalae said as they crested the ridge into Greengates’ broken sprawl. Her voice stayed low, steady, but her wings twitched once. “Wickedly powerful, even without demonic blood. Don’t listen when she twists words. Don’t let her dodge your questions.” She paused, squeezing her own hands until the knuckles paled. “There’s a Bell of Mercy here—Desna’s relic. Ring it, and she can’t teleport away. Like the Sword of Valor back in Drezen. Otherwise… she’ll slip through your fingers for sure.”The paladin watched her closely. She was holding something back—he could feel it in the way her gaze flicked aside, the faint tremor in her frame—but the exact shape of it stayed hidden.“We’ll get to it,” he murmured, reaching out to pat her shoulder.She flinched hard, as though he’d laid a hot iron across her skin. Wings flared half a heartbeat before folding tight again. He let his hand drop, not dwelling on it. The others did.Sally’s eyes narrowed to slits; a low hiss escaped her teeth. Cirhi shifted her grip on her blade, expression promising that one wrong breath from the succubus would end in steel.—They found the bell soon enough. The clapper lay half-buried in rubble nearby—easy to spot once they knew to look. The paladin fitted it back into place and struck. A single clear note rolled out, carrying the gentle, starlit repose of Desna’s song. It settled over them like cool moonlight on fevered skin.On the way back toward the hag’s lair, he noticed an unmarked grave tucked against a cracked boulder. No name, no dates—just a single butterfly etched into the rough headstone. Arueshalae walked past without turning her head, shoulders rigid, staring straight ahead as if the stone didn’t exist at all.
>>81540516Get in line, you slutty cow. I'm already milking these widdle retards empty after pocketmommy healing them
>>81540640Scary heal mommy :<
>>81539736>>81540610"Really~? Is that all there was, Woljiff? Nothing else that it said or mentioned to you? Are you sure?" A voice like fresh honey oozed into the younger tiefling's ear, her nails playfully tapping along his shoulder. Of course she recognized his infatuation; she had tits as big as his head and he was forced to look at them half the time with how skimpy her robes were. All the better to keep him playing nicely as she looked him in the eyes, watching as he tried to stare at the dirt and kept looking at her cleavage instead. She didn't need truth spells and other ways to peel back his deception. He was a boy, young enough to have no defense against her. She could enjoy the fun it entailed, how delicious his embarrassment was. It was like toying with a small pet, watching it jump and beg for approval. Glancing up, Lynessa watched as Arueshalae was silhouetted against the evening sky, the winged succubus' frame lit from behind by the sun. Knowing that the sentimental, traitorous wretch of a succubus was watching her, the disguised woman gave a large wink. But while Woljiff was busy staring at her chest, the older tiefling slowly brought one hand up and dragged her thumb along her neck. The glare that accompanied the gesture made it clear what would be done to the "redeemed" demon if she attempted to ruin her mission.A single word. A single spell to shift Arueshalae back to where she belonged. A *single* message sent to Her Lady would result in a multitude of punishments for this wayward slut. It was good that both of them knew where each other stood.>Got unexpectedly pulled into something, sorry for this coming out so late. Not that it changes much, really. But I need to get ready to stop for tonight because of things in the morning, I'm sorry.
>>81539725Oh, my mistake then. I was talking to someone about wow and the new races and such, and they also mentioned hypno so I had you both mistaken. You're welcome then I guess lol.>>81540210Yep. Not like the thread isn't a way for that.
>>81540609Nuh uh! I hope she's a diver, so cute boys like you can't escape from me.>>81540640Enjoy it while it lasts, because I'll pounce on those boys you groomed before you can even shield them.
>>81540664>Yep. Not like the thread isn't a way for that.Indeed, and no that wasn't me, I do play XIV, but I tend to play futas there as well!
>>81535878id love too, especially with my gagspeak trigger word in my bio!
>>81540689>Nuh uh! I hope she's a diver, so cute boys like you can't escape from me. I use rocket! I'll just wall climb and dash away! Surly you won't just chase me far away from my team ûwû
>>81540658The hag’s form shuddered as the paladin’s blade bit deep. In the space between one heartbeat and the next, the towering cannibal withered—skin sagging, claws retracting—until only a doddering crone remained, hunched and grinning through bloodied teeth.She wheezed a laugh. “The succubus already knows about those powerful demons, don’t she?”“Liar!” Arueshalae’s voice cracked like breaking glass. “I’ve never even been to the Ivory Sanctum!”“Where is it ye say ye’ve never been?” Jaruunicka cackled, eyes glittering. “Your demon girl’s lyin’ through her teeth, as usual.”“Shut your filthy mouth, hag,” the paladin snapped.The crone only laughed harder, a wet, rattling sound. “No one likes the truth, grubby as it is. Go on—ask her. Ask if it’s true.”The commander turned. Arueshalae stared at the ground, wings folded so tight they trembled, refusing to meet his gaze.“…Why?”“I needed help to kill her.” Arueshalae’s words tumbled out, pleading. “She’s hunted me since Drezen—demons set her on my trail. I couldn’t face her alone.” She lifted her eyes, desperate. “Please—”Cirhi’s blade flashed to her throat. “Shut up.” The ifrit’s voice was low venom. “You’ve lied. You’ve betrayed us this whole expedition.”The holy steel pressed; Arueshalae’s skin blackened along the edge, smoke curling as she clenched her teeth against the pain.“Enough!” The paladin roared. He rounded on the hag. “Tell me about the Ivory Sanctum.”“Oh, what would I know?” Jaruunicka teased, lips curling. “I’m no demon—they only let demons in. I’m just a humble hag.” Her fingers twitched behind her back, weaving subtle arcane threads.Heidi spotted it first. “Look out!”Arueshalae moved like lightning—bow snatched from her shoulder, arrow nocked and loosed in one fluid motion. The shaft punched between the hag’s eyes with a wet crunch. Jaruunicka crumpled, blood pooling dark on the cracked cobbles.Cirhi lunged to kill Arue, but the paladin stepped between them, eyes locked on Arueshalae’s.
>>81540689>Enjoy it while it lastsYou know what... if she's going to be a diver, why don't we just team up? I'm getting tired of the boys on my team anyway, so I can just pocket you instead. Go after them. Pounce them. Make them hate us. Get their stupid little cocks throbbing in frustration as they get stomped into the dirt again. They need to stay humble and cute after getting picked off for the 20th time again. Get them so fucking frustrated they'll add us after the game, wanting to blow off steam... but we're just going to sandwich them between us and help them cope by handfucking their brains out~ <3
Anyone looking for fightan friends! Lewd or not im looking for more nons to play games with
>>81540717Sorry, brat, but Black Cat can also climb walls, and she even has a grappling hook to catch up with her prey, so you just made my job easier by separating yourself from your team~>>81540780Sounds like a better idea than competing with each other, to be honest. Those poor boys with 2013 and 2014 at the end of their usernames are just asking to be focused by us <3
>>81540851>so you just made my job easier by separating yourself from your team~úmù oh fuck im gonna get taken far into the backline and kissed up and down! I just wanna heal my team
>>81540744“There is much I have to explain… to confess.” Arueshalae’s voice trembled, barely louder than the wind. “But first—there’s something I have to show you. It’s not far.”—She reached into her belt pouch and drew out a folded scrap of parchment—ink still fresh, lines drawn with a shaking hand. She’d made the map herself, sometime after joining the Crusade. If the hag had truly hunted her all this time, then the succubus had hunted the Ivory Sanctum in return, sketching her secret while the noose tightened.“It’s entered through a pile of skulls,” she murmured, leaning forward, eyes fixed on her own boots. Her arms wrapped tight around her shoulders, fingers digging in. “I don’t know how to open it. I couldn’t get inside.”The paladin took the map without a word. She swallowed.“I lied to you. You trusted me… and I used you to kill the hag. This is the least I can do.”“How do you know her?” he asked quietly.Arueshalae drew a long, unsteady breath. “She was sent after me while I scouted the Worldwound. She found this grave—” Her gaze flicked to the butterfly-carved stone, then away. “—and threatened to corrupt it if I didn’t surrender. I panicked. I… I used a lie to lure you here so you could end her.”She squeezed her eyes shut. The paladin dropped to one knee beside the grave.“And who lies here?”“She was my last victim.” The words came out choked. “I seduced her, drained her soul. As she died in my arms, I dove into her fading mind to bask in her final dreams.” Her nails broke skin; thin lines of blood welled on her shoulders. “Dreams are Desna’s domain. When the Goddess noticed my sacrilege, She showed mercy instead of striking me down. She opened my eyes to what I was… what I could become. When I came back to myself, I buried her. I vowed at her grave to atone. I seduced her. I deceived her. I killed her. I never even learned her name… and she saved my soul. If I could die, give her life back—I would. But all I can do is keep going.”
>>81540851>just asking to be focused by us <3That was honestly the best about being a Sombra main on OW for a while. Hunting idiots and only camping their spawn, making them upset so bad they'll become a useless little mess that just ends up letting the rape happen and who will masturbate to it later. Sh*ta core memories should involve getting completely dominated by girls in their favorite games, utterly and totally put in their place, before they make the emotional boo boo all better by jerking off to their porn~>>81540881>I just wanna heal my teamFuck your team. You're going to get dragged away so far by Black Cat you'll never want to leave anyway. It's okay sweetie. Just let your team die. You'll have so much more fun being a useless noob that gets teased, kissed and smothered. It's okay baby, we'll add you afterwards and drag you into a group voice chat, where you can make pumpies with your little peashooter as we whisper the naughiest triggering filth into your ear like we're actually molesting you <3
>>81540971The paladin rose slowly, turning to face her. “So why lie to me? In everything else, I don’t understand that part.”“Look at me,” he said—not harsh, but firm.Her eyes lifted, wet and wide.“You could have just asked for help.”“I was afraid.” The confession spilled fast, words tripping. “Afraid you’d refuse if there was nothing in it for you. Afraid you wouldn’t believe me. And…” Her gaze darted to Lynessa for a heartbeat, then back. She exhaled shakily. “I am a demon. For centuries, lying is all I’ve known. In the Abyss, you take what you want with lies or force. Luring you here—it was easy. Natural. Lies and manipulation… they’re my native tongue. Asking for a favor? That’s foreign. I don’t even know how.”She bowed her head. “I know what I did was wrong. I fell back on what was easy. I don’t want forgiveness. I just want you to understand.”He felt the heat of stares on his back—Sally’s sharp, Cirhi’s colder, even Heidi’s quiet hurt. Not anger at being used, but at the lack of trust.“Your path to redemption starts in the Abyss,” he said. “I can’t imagine how brutal that road feels. So I have two things to say.” He drew a steady breath, trusting instinct over the glares boring into him. “First—you must forgive yourself. I forgive you. Keep torturing yourself, and you’ll spiral into a hole you can’t climb out of.”The air thickened; he spoke the next words clear and deliberate. “Second—if you ever lie to me again, I will punish you. Am I clear?”She nodded, a whisper escaping. “Thank you… I’ll try to forgive myself.”>Would you like to take us out? It's hardly the most efficient I like returning to Drezen between beats for more writing opportunities.
What should I put in my player info if my f+ moonie wants to attract lalas
>>81541261What is your current player info?
>>81541021>we'll add you afterwards and drag you into a group voice chat, where you can make pumpies with your little peashooter as we whisper the naughiest triggering filth into your ear like we're actually molesting you <3ÓMÒYOU LAIDES ARE SCARY STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY TEAM OR I'LL UHHH SPRAY YOU DOWN I MAY BE ON CONTWOLLER BUT I CAN STILL HEADSHOT YOU!
>mfw there's a Drae paladin tank in my group
>>81540815Looking! Unless youre one of nons whom i added already! m0e1ester dc
Pumping in WoW starter zones again...
Morning, /heals/. Well, early afternoon.
you can tell when owo is down when the SCP P-Class Healsluts start breaking out of their containment
>>81542223i want to do this to male draenei and haranir
>>81542374I want to do this to f+ haras with full body hair.
>>81542565tf is f+
>>81542578f+dick
>>81542352Here's hoping a thick, bimbo mal0 jumps out of my screen and drains me
>>81542578futa is a slur now apparently so you have to say f+ or people get really mad at you for being transphobic
>>81542833lmao I can believe that
>>81542833I thought it was because of the 'futa' vs 'newhalf' tismos. Either way it's a convenient blanket term.
>>81542833Lmao so the liberal fucks are starting to thought police their own damn fetishes now? The absolute state!
>>81542374I want to do this to male orcs and tauren as a female draenei
>>81542851tankies are not liberals and lefties aren't liberalsget your /pol/ shitposting in order you braindead pajeet nigger, rightoids are policing their own speech right now
>>81542895>Lefties aren't liberalsOh I didn't know I was going to anger a retard.
Do we know how much truth there is to Rivals using engagement based matchmaking for things? I've seen some people say that if you tend to keep playing after a loss the game will stack the odds against you and vice versa which would explain why I'm always on crazy win streaks or lose streaks and no in-between, but also sounds a bit conspiratorial so I dunno how much I buy it...
>>81543188Only NetEase knows for sure, and obviously they won't tell. The official position is 'it's SBMM, shut up, buy skins'. On the other hand here's a 2024 paper on EOMM from NetEase themselves: https://nos.netease.com/mg-file/mg/neteasegamecampus/art_works/20200812/202008122020238605.pdf
>>81543188its not really a conspiracy, we have had this for the past 14 years with the invention of matchmaking. we don't know how exactly it works in rivals but you can pretty much expect this:if you lose games it will give you easier opponentsif you win games it will give you harder opponentsif you quit after a loss, you will get easier opponents next time (or its valued more strongly)if you perform better and still lose, it will also be treated as a soft win, vice versaalso team composition is scrambled on various things, but generally games shift you towards 50% win rate to maximize your engagement with the game. this is true for pretty much almost all matchmaking games, even if you are not playing "ranked" (you just receive a hidden skill rating). you can also assume that things like accuracy also flows into it, because it does for games like fortnitethe "realignment" usually doesn't happen after every game, but in CoD for example it used to happen after an average of 10 matches
>>81543188at this point I assume this about any game from a big publisher with matchmaking and sufficiently large playerbaseyou do not wanna get me started on my schizo theories about MTG Arena
>>81543394This. It's a controversial feature so nobody will admit to using it, but it's also (barely) effective enough to warrant its inclusion. That said, having played Mecha Break where these systems were a lot more obvious due to the smaller and rapidly vanishing playerbase, I see a lot of the same signs in Rivals.
>>81543335Yeah, the forced 50/50 I get, but what stumps me is the crazy loss streaks. You'd think even if I was dogshit I'd be averaging closer to 50 considering its a 6v6.>>81543394Yeah theres definitely some fuckery but the idea that quitting after a loss can rig things in your favor is wild to me
>>81543394people imagine a lot of things these days and complain about "forced" 50% wr because they somehow want to live in a world where they win 90% of matches at the expense of everyone elseThe shuffler in MtGA absolutely is not fine though
>>81542342Hope you're enjoying your weekend already, muttslut. Remember to be a good girl.
>>81540704how does that work again? i tried messing around with the plugin but couldn't get much to work
Reminder "forced 50%" winrate is just what happens when you reach your rank/mmr bracket, until you improve more as a player you will end up winning and losing games to be near a 50% winrate. An eternity player will not have a 50% winrate in bronze - celestial because of this.
>>81544302I am, by taking the day entirely off. You may have noticed the lack of an ad. I'll start tomorrow morning.
>>81544495>An eternity player will not have a 50% winrate in bronze - celestial because of this.Actually it does mean that. What you're pointing out is a flaw in the ranked system itself, which allows for participation trophy promotions and demotions, ergo in almost all modern games with ranked matchmaking you can just grind out the ranks. That means you can reach Eternity with many more games lost than won. It's the same in League of Legends where people reach the highest rank with a 42% win rate. However you still get adjusted for 50% every few games or whenever the calibration gets triggered like going up divs. That doesn't mean you lose 50% of the matches against a retard as a Celestial, it means your skill is matched as closely as that to another Celestial to have an even 50% composition + the weighing for the pseudo rng, such as on lose or win streaks.
>>81544302>there are SRVNchads in the threadbased
>>81544495No, reaching your actual skill rating results in a 'natural' rate of around 50/50, where your matchmaking pool is people at your own skill level and the outcomes of each game are down to momentary fluctuations in performance that everyone doing anything skilled experiences and to the specificity of each match. A 'forced' 50/50 would be, for example, the matchmaking system giving you lower-skilled teammates when you're above 50%, and higher-skilled teammates when you're below. This is also the crux of the difference between SBMM and EOMM: the former assumes you'll have a good enough time playing against people around your own skill, the latter manipulates the outcomes to ensure you're engaged with the game (for example by giving you a win streak when you buy a premium item, or by engineering streaks to keep you playing longer than you normally would).
>bumps and umm peaks in
>>81545052SBMM and EOMM are a dead horse meme desu. For video games it practically means the same thing. The period in which SBMM was a thing lasted maybe only 3 years. The whole purpose of """balancing""" your matchups is for engagement and player retention already in practically all games except online chess. Like SBMM existed for dota 2 in 2013 very briefly or until call of duty blops 3 in 2016, but the whole thing died with quake live and was never a thing that most gamers think it was. Since the whole "please match me with people equal to my skill" was ALWAYS about matching you in a way where you would not immediately ragequit the game because of a 20 loss streak. Matchmaking was always about making sure you have the fairest chance possible and get wins, because that drives player retention, even though balancing everyone around 50% is completely detrimental to skill.
>>81544738No nigga, you won't have anyone in the higher ranks playing on smurfs and facing a 50% winrate as they climb, why is this?>>81545052Again as I said earlier, why do many fags on youtube/twitch do "x character to gm" and never suffer this forced "50/50" as they climb? Yes, they lose some as some matches will be unwinnable as the ranking system especially in rivals is dogshit and you CAN climb on a sub50% winrats to celestial, however players who will naturally climb and fast won't ever reach a 50% winrate until they reach their natural rank. I also say this from personal experience of ranking up smurf accounts to GM and not once having a 50% winrate while doing so.
I found the credentials! The decryption keys are GONE-gone, so I can't see anything before today, but I can access the channels again.
>>81545374spunking in this lalas hat and making her put it back on.hope ill get a chance to give ya a chat
>>81545542Perish~
>>81541040>Sorry for no answer, was getting ready for bed. Back to Drezen is fine with me, more writing is fun! I can write up something and post it when I get back from work in a few hours if you would like and are fine with a bit of a wait, otherwise it might be best for you to just do whatever you would have in mind.>>81542223Based. This and the replies are all good.
>>81545576How do you know it couldn't work as leave in conditioner huh?
>>81545749Oh, you can do it in my hair if you like, but the hat is not to be messed with.
>>81545773I respect you more as a fellow mage more now, ill make sure to aim just for you face.
>>81545806See, it wasn't that hard~ Though I don't hate the idea of someone three times my size spunking into my hair. Or jacking off with it.
>>81545855I've got bad (or good) news for you, since im also a lalafell
>>81545899You'll just have to go more than one round, then.
>>81545917Bold of you to assume I cant cover it in one shot
>>81545951One way to find out~
Good evening, /heals/! Hope everyone is doing well!
>>81545374Oh good, you did it! I'll send you a message just to confirm
Day 4059 of wishing i liked healing in wow.
>>81547568I assume you tried every healer?They're all different in their own way
>>81547924Pretty much just Holy pali and resto shaman/druid. Cause those are the only classes i really play that have a healer spec. For some reason ive never been able to get into priest or monk no matter the spec!
>>81548393Is this dress paywalled or am I just retarded
>>81542833Huh, learned something new today.
>>81548687No, that anon is a retard. >>81542846 is correct it's just to conveniently say "I have a girldick" without people getting bogged down by what kind of girldick exactly.
>>81548643It's modwalled, same as the tits.
>>81548643It should be on the vault, if not it will be soon. I tried to catbox it but as usual lately catbox isnt working right.>>81548766Erm... No mods here?
>>81548687>>81548740The transpeople who get offended by "futa" are not the kind you want to be around either way. I don't know about spergs / 'tismos being annoying about it, but it is a more easily searchable term for FFXIV where your description can only be- like- 126 characters.Makes a great litmus test for "I don't want to be around these assholes" though, if someone wants to sperg out about F+ / Futa / etc.
I say f+ because I just want to stay up to date on terms, I also think "new half" is retarded when you can just say futa/shemaleNext thing they'll be policing is girlcock/gock I swear
>>81548740>>81548942I was curious and did a quick search. This is argument is at least a decade old. Well, whatever. To each there own.
>>81548942nobody is sperging out about it. One person clarified why they say it then someone sperged out about imagining other people being offended
>>81548906It's no problem! I recently developed a complex about only using public things if I'm planning on taking pics, unless I pay for them myself (not happening anytime soon)Thanks anyway though!
instantly requeing after a horrible toxic match is pretty consistently giving me more horrible toxic matches, it must be EOMM...
>>81550592You should demonstrate engagement by being more toxic, faster. That'll fix it for sure.
>>81550592>can't win without being carried by his tankmommies
>>81551638It's the fate of everyone without Mommy Emma around~ You anons just need us!
>>81544708Even the best bitches need their rest. Take care of yourself and start getting excited for your well-deserved treats when I see you again. We'll go for lots of walkies, I promise!>>81544786I might be a little bit obsessed with her art. The shameless sluttiness of it, her self-insert reveling in utter submission to animal cock. Putting her own voice to the character and declaring in no uncertain terms how badly she wants to be dominated by dogs.
>>81551919Damn, that is kind of hot.
Anybody else get told by the Amani you had to dress like this to enter the crypts for voodoo reasons? It seems weird but i was told to play along since we're being diplomatic...
>>81552905Pictures taken 2 minutes before being #TROLLED.Don't forget to kiss them.
>>81552905Love retarded bimbo'rei
>>81552905Dammit now I want to quest in wow...
>>81552905We have the same policy in Harandar
>>81552937Im not kissing some gross Amani again!>>81553129Its DIPLOMACY.>>81553131It is pretty fun!
>>81553581Im pretty sure thats just the NPC's bugging out and not spawning with clothes on...
>>81553589This bimbo was probably making out with Zandalari cocks 24/7
>>81553981Hm quite sure my own haranir is like that, it's in it's sheathe before you ask...
>>81552905Dang it stop making me want to play retail. Hope you keep having fun bimbelf
>>81553589>It is pretty fun!I know! My favorite thing to do is just quest with friends, goofing off and doing shit. It's fun!
>>81554028NTA but Retail has been a neat break from XIV for me
>>81554028I am! Retail is fun to play if you have a class you enjoy. Im really liking Destruction Warlock so its been a nice time even if the story is a lost cause.>>81553987It was only 2 or 3...>>81554007Should at least wear a little armor!
>>81547568Its pretty bad, and hard to switch back after xiv. Only biofems like healing in wow b/c they dont like doing damage.
>>81554512>Should at least wear a little armor!It's fine, I got Earth and Lightning shield, I can let them hang safely...
Your backline
>>81545602>Sure, I took a LONG rest today. Also stopped by travelling from Drezen to snooze on a map with the romance party members to trigger some convo's, so next scene I'm writing is a Wenduag scene.
>>81554347Yeah, but I don't pay for any game subs right now and I wanna keep it that way…>>81554512I'm glad to hear it! Warlock always seemed fun when I played in the past, me and two other friends used to have a joke group of three warlocks so we had one of each spec. Stay cute!>>81554771Will be off work in just a little bit then write up something decent for Lynessa and the others around camp. Hope you got lots of rest!
>tfw no cocklusting tranny healer gf
>>81555210sorry i don't like that word so not happening
