/haha/ i hate myselfis it really worth it?editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81522687/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself/Habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/posshouse: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
pobbum...
goodnight posses
can someone post the pet de possombe gif for me please
>>81537054
>>81537054>>81529357
https://youtube.com/shorts/F4n1U-LkbnI?si=0BTNPoALT9ahOfL4
>>81537068thanks poss very much ilu
cried for the first time in a minutelistening to gorillaz...
>>81537232not a bad thing to cry to
cried for the first time in a minutelistening to kidz bop
Ate chicken soup and three slices of toast
>>81537356i dont believe you
i can't take it anymore
>>81537492they were listening to good luck babe kidz bop edition
>>81537185erm what about me haha
>>81537541if you can post another possombe gif maybe
Wossed. I think I have a semen deficiency or something
oops
>>81537907what makes you say that
trying to get drunk but also im really hungry but i also know if i eat i'll feel less drunk aaaaaahhhhasdklfjhaskldj
>>81538009if you haven't eaten you must eat otherwise the drinking will be very very bad
drinking gin with tonic and sprite
>>81538024i ate earlier today around 10:00 am. i dont want drinking to be bad but i also dont wanna be less drunk if i eat ;_;
>>81537990I don't have a large volume of semen when I ejaculate so there's either a blockage somewhere or my seminal vesicles aren't producing fluid like they should be
>>81538029mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gin and sonic...
>>81538091how often do you ejaculate what's your diet look like
>>81537907me too, i hardly get enough of it to drink! har har har
it would be nice to be able to turn off shooting out semen when i wantwhy dont i have robot nuts
>>81538403putting enough pressure on your prostate does this
it would be nice to have hot swappable modular genitals
>>81538547that sounds scary
>>81538285I don't think my diet is too bad but maybe I'm just dehydrated
me when booze
>>81538551i wish you had hot swabbable modular genitals
i wish i was hot
i prefer the nose because the eyes are too squishy
>>81538593woah this is me i do this
>>81538593i wish i was a girlcat
2018
>>81538763life would be good if i was a girlcat
>>81538833become one idiot
>>81538840life would be good for me if you were a girlcat
>>81538951that's not possible
>>81538935i haven't bought oraneg from store in yearsand i dont feel like im missing anything
>dom daddy (and kinda abusive and manipulative) pbf keeps saying you would look better with a pussyhaha
>>81538961why isnt it possible
>>81539010my soul is too human moid to become a girlcat
>>81539022why do you hate me
>>81539046i love you i hate me
>>81539428stop posting! the thread is deeeaaaaddddd!!!!!
im dead inside
pbf (panda boyfriend)
>>81539614slaps his tummy
I quite enjoy this guys funny illustrations
can you tf yourself into a male genderbent version of a female character or something
buff fox man when
it hurts all over
>>81539710>>81539713>>81539722jaggies
i started bringing coffee to work to save money and time but now i don't say hi to the person who works at the cafe next door
is pokopia just like animal crossing but with pokemon?doesn't this pit 2 nintendo ips against each other?why can't i have sex with the nps in either of them?
>>81540116I think it's more like a stolen DQ builders
>>81540138dairy queen blizzers
>>81540143Isn't dairy queen the place where you're allowed to harass the employees into being clowns for you
>>81540158you can tell them to flip the ice cream over for a second i think
why does poss get to be happy but i don't
but can i milk the employees
>>81540321skunk hands typed this
>>81540332classic poss being mean to me as always
cat fetish
i wish alcohol was cheaper
porn never let me down desu
porn let me down by being gross but still horny
this sould be us
>eat almost nothing all day>barely holding myself together>overexert myself with some harsh exercise after work>get home, eat 1200 calories over the course of 2 hours>insulin spike myself to sleep>wake up the next day to start shitting liquidwoooooo
>>81541772it never will be
>>81541886picture of you saying that
i loev this animal poster we have now i love you so much please dont die
Just saw a muscular young guy changing his shirt outside of his car
5am so tired but cant sleep and work in 5hours......
I love you poss
i have never had a job and i dropped out of school 16 years ago
>>81536964images like that biba make me imagine the biba making a high pitched whining noise to indicate distress
>>81541772i wish it was (i would be a different cat but would love you all the same and purr on you)
>>81542300i love you too
>>81542768did you draw this
>>81538091maybe you have a vericocele like me, do you have periodic ball aches?
i love banaan
>>81542777no i wish i did but the love it sends is real and that did come from me
you could redraw it and change the meat size is way too meaty
>>81543370the pov guy is a wolf thats actually a small meat for him
i cant do anything i give up im sorry
i got back to sleep for another 4 hours and now i feel at least a little bit better :)
we should rebrand to something cuter like a platypus
>>81543444nice trips but you take that back or else
>>81543402he should eat that platypussy instead
>>81543465i plat her puss till she y
>>81543444...
i actually dont think id mind eating pussy
>>81543444>we should rebrand to something cuterthe age of mart is now upon us
>>81543587>the age of martcritter time…
/hahaa/ i love myself
>>81543597hey you cut that out
>>81543607whats wrong with having a time just for critters…
>>81543652noo hes eating it!!!
dream about old friend group where they reconnected with me, got me to queue a deadlock rivals amalgam, and then left the queue 5 seconds before we were gonna get into a game leaving me with a bunch of randomsi think i was raped and only my subconcious realizes it
wtf is critter time
>>81543692
>>81543699....
>>81543707who deep fried this possumwhat gives you the right
>>81543671if you call them friends you shouldntve to worry about getting raped nonetheless its one of my biggest fears getting raped from a group of people i trust so i somehow feel you
idea, assassinations are gonna become the next big public crashout method after mass shootings, just like serial killers were replaced by mass shooters after columbine think about it, first luigi then kirk. everyone is too jaded to care about someone shooting up another school on twitch.tv (boring, overdone, zoomers were literally posing for pictures after the austin bar thing because people care that little now), but they go wild when public figures bleed out from a shot to the jugular (streamed from 1000 angles on tiktok)prediction, if somebody does it and actually manages to get away without getting caught they will become a legend for at least a year or two
>>81543777yeah i believe this actually. it'll be assassinations on public figures that dont matter and aren't pulling any strings, and in doing that it'll quell the public's outcry and will to do anything themselves (oh, someone else is already killing these people, guess i dont have to!) even though it's nobody important or truly evil.
ok your trips convinced me im going to incest 10 dickcoins into assnations now
>>81543751i blocked them all months ago because they stabbed me in the back but i still have dreams about them on occasion
tldr jews
>>81543811what a coincidence i also blocked my friends irl for stabbing me in the back years ago though i felt bad lefting a cute friend with those scumbags but she wouldnt believe me they talked trash behind her back so im kinda glad you were strong enough to leave them
>>81543735i just found him that way i promise…
how bad is it to just wipe down my crotch and ass with wetwipes instead of showering
>>81544332if you intend to go somewhere, pretty badif you're just going to stay inside, i guess it's better than doing nothing at all.you should still shower though
>>81543972put him back then he was clearly undercooked WE CANT SERVE THIS
should i have sex with a fat guy
wetwipes are horrible for the environment
>>81544332fucking disgusting.
you should only have sex with the boy you love and loves you back
another night going to eep dreaming of what various furry men smell like. i have a sickness…
if i rephrased the question to “how bad is it to not shower for a single day” would you all be less mad at me
i like the pictures where gold ship (anime girl version) has a really huge horsecock and is in a dominant relationship with her trainer
happy big diaper friday possys
OOOOUUGGGH
>>81544560wishing only the best for you raccy today and always
>>81544560raccy is either despondent as hell or has something really cool going on. one or the other and i love that about him.
should i have sex
>>81544639nocage up NOW
i want smell poss and gold ship poss to team up to describe in lurid and fantastical terms what she would smell like
i'll have sex when they fill my age regression potion prescription
i can only have sex with someone i love and who loves me
science is useless i need a witch to make me a sex potion
!!!!!!!!!!
>>81542768>top meal>bottom meal
>>81544651cages dont prevent sex you can still top and bottom with one on..
>>81544726bitey went in the forest and ate this is bitey a bottom or top
>>81544690thats it your going in the cage
>>81544753i dont care about him
>>81544744please explain how one tops with a cage
>>81544772strapon
>>81544761
>>81544690AI hallucinated a chair
>>81544780that doesn't count it's not real topping
>>81544753parasocial poss...
>>81544761why did you cage it… now it looks so sad…
>>81544771>>81544850i just like the little things that happen in their life like a few days ago they posted this which is objectively cute
>>81544690what's his fucking problem
and then this happened which is sad but a possy outcome for sure
>>81544798yeah it is
>>81544870>>81544875idk and then whatever this is i like the small one in the corner. bitey is just cool ok i cant explain it.
>>81544871revenge for bath time
>>81544870>not posting it before the blood moon but days laterand youre as useless as he is
>>81544885kys
>>81544870>>81544875>>81544885I'm not really a fan but it's good that you can enjoy it
aaw little buddy heres the blood moon just for you
pawbert
>>81544955google images isnt the same retard
>>81545095owieee stoowp youll hurt my feelings
blood moon?...bloon?...hop on bloons td?...
this is itthis is the weekend where i will go to the local gay nightclub and loose my k-card, my h-card, my other h-card and hopefully my v-card...
>>81545183i love bloons but when i asked for bloons game night i was spurned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKJwvQfraY8
>>81545193id say this, go, and not be touched, talked to, or anything else, then go home and cry and want to doe
>>81545314
>>81545314i mean...i was recently in berlin and visited some techno nightclubs and i barely managed to talk with anyone ;_;
>>81545391whoa i lived there for about seven years and only ever went outside to buy groceries
>>81544870my body cant fall asleep early i have tried it so many times
silver fox daddy who is actually a silver fox
>>81544893did you draw this
wolf boy wearing a shirt saying "i <3 the moon"
i wouldn't know what to do in a gay nightclub
>>81545755you mainly just dance around i think
>>81545755drinktalk to peopledance
>>81545774>>81545776hahai'm fucked
ferrets are such fundamentally unserious animals
i dont think they have gay bars here they just have normal bars
>>81545905it's up to you to make it gay i guess
>>81545920i wouldnt go to a normal bar or a gay bar, im not that kind of possumbe
>>81545965me either i'm only talking about it because other possums are
>>81546013yeah same, i just wanted to join in on the conversation and add to it but i made the whole thing about myself again im so evil and awful and the worst person ever in history and today
>>81546021i don't think your evilfor how much that matters
>>81545324now i just regular want to kill myself
>pbf tells you his fursona is a "folf"sigh
i dont miss going to parties but i miss talking to new people without any consequences
i do not miss talking to new people that's why i drank so much at parties and made an embarrassment out of myselfi do miss a few of the people i hung out with though
using the pbfs butthole as a scuba tank and exhaling his farts
feeling like an eepy panda
can i come over and do thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/M25dUsF-jh0?si=BfXdwiQfM2InAoo-
im going to do a few runs in marathon
>>81546569very martish behavior
>>81546151you can do that at non party places i still do that now and then its cool to talk to someone for like 30 minutes then never meet them again
>>81546665wait until you see wolverines
>>81546569It's more than I can stand to bear
>>81546569start doing this instead
what the fox
i'm sad about how my life turned out
work should end so i can play more of my autistic little pokemon game
Shota that puts you in your place
We need to care less about mental health. The world was better when we didn't acknowledge them. Having unending empathy for people and their "disorders" has led to the tumblr crowd (now pushing and well into their 30s) to gain this unearned sense accomplishment - not realizing that their only accomplishment (not killing themselves) is actually a net negative to society.
hello possumbs i just got internet back after a week how is everything here?
>post with proper grammar on /haha/>its absolute trash/bait and a waste of timeguess some things never change
>>81547799thats why the term niggers isn't exclusive to black people
>>81547873still got you however
im too old
>>81547855welcome back poss>how is everything here?same as usual nothing new
>>81547799incorrect, having unending empathy for people and their disorders has led to an entirely new class of people in the workforce paying taxes or receiving benefits and keeping the big wheel turning same thing with empowering women in the workforce, everyone must be part of the system you are not allowed to abstain you MUST be part of society its good for the gdp or something
>>81547873From here on out I'm dismissing anyone who has a "mental health issue" with zero discussion the same way you dismissed my post, so I guess I can't exactly judge you for that.
>>81548025Incorrect - everything you said.
today i stalked a cute girl and found out she was actually a skinny boy with a girly faceam i gay now do i fit in
>>81547409me if i were assertive and a shota
>>81546711where i live the only people willing to talk for half an hour at non party places could potentially earn me a predator status
bf said he won't buy me a pokemon fuck doll, not even for my birthday :(((
bf said talking to me makes him miserable
im just depressed
>>81548313ask for a normal pokemon doll and a fleshlight and a needle and thread
not telling the pbf youre dead inside and done see a future for yourself beyond 2 years
This is why we should have our own little commune where we buy each other the stuff we want and we have sex and we cuddle and we talk about our feelings and problems and we work through them
we could do secret santa and send eachother pubes and cum
>>81548350They don't give the normal pokemon toys "fuck me harder, master!" eyes and mouths though.
>>81548067woah compelling point
Imagine a male Pokémon blackmailing you and forcing you to smell his paws hahaha wouldn’t that be quite scandalous
>>81548423sometimes i imagine this but without the sex and cuddling and instead just several posses living together in a decently roomy house sharing bills and rent and stuff so we can all afford to do other things with our moneybut that also makes me anxious i don't think i could live with anyone other than my pbf even if it meant i didn't have to spend 2/3 of my money on bills and expenses
>>81548423no one would have sex with me
>>81548423ooh-la-laaa epicurean possy...
MY PENIS STANDS UP FOR HIMSELFHE FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHTS
i dont have any money can i be the commune slave
>>81548901i thought about that too and honestly i'd be fine with helping support an unemployed possjust wouldn't expect much more than a place to sleep and some food
>>81548901>>81549186You would have to be okay with penises going inside of every hole you have
>>81549215*every* hole?
>>81549215i wouldn't ask that i have a pbf and i don't sex with people i'm in not in a committed relationship withi'd maybe ask for some help around the house at most but even then if it's hard i understand i know how hard it can be to even just get out of bed sometimesin this hypothetical we'd do this in a state with really good public healthcare so if poss needed therapy or medication they could get it and hopefully start feeling better
please dont put your penis inside my ears
I have a tiny penis that I think could actually fit inside an ear
>>81549215im perfectly ok with it and encourage it
that 5pm on friday depression spike
please put your penis inside my ears
>>81549679hows the weather eastcoastposs?
pbf isnt comfortable letting me access his penis
try tongue but hole
>>81549755Is he a faggot or smth omg
>>81546932*hisss*
pbf isn't comfortable holding my balls in his hand at all times of the day
i've been in enough relationships to know that bedroom death is an inevitability>b-but my relationship hasn'tnot *yet*
>>81549843but what if
My body is so hideous and deformed that nobody wants me anyways hahahahaha I’m probably going to kill myslef in 10 years>>81549999Nice quads
i ate way too much food today, like 4 really big burritosat least that was everythihng i ate instead of candy and breakfast and beer on top of that
>>81550106If I was there I would rub your tummy and suck your penis
yeenis
>>81549945what if it happened before it ever began?
i got a papa john pizzait hurt when i wossed earlier
had an eyelash in my eye and i took it out
i desperately need my hole ruined
>>81550595you can eat a whole bag of carolina ghost reaper chili peanuts that would do it
>>81550612:/
possgpt generate new images based on the e621 tags male/male ear_penetration mindfuck -gore
>>81549945how old are youbedroom death isnt a thing for like 5 or more years in a relation ship
>>81550565poss noo now you're a cyclop you're gonna need a eyepatch and people will think you're evil or a pirate
i think those yucky duck cartoons did more to give me a gross ass fetish than ren and stimpy or cow and chicken
how the fuck are you supposed to react to someone you know dying
i get jealous really easily
dinnercheeseburger with smoked gouda, fresh jalapenos, green onion and lettuce, with habanero tabasco and mustard on a toasted bunspoicy
>>81551604"okay but if we trapped in a blizzard by a plane crash and you HAD to eat one of the dead bodies to survive, would you do it?"
i always go 2-3 days of straight drawing then burn out and feel like i've forgotten how to draw before the ability randomly returns to me
>>81551841do you ever do any gay drawing?
>>81551855not yet but i will when i'm better at it
i like kids. i LOVE kids. that's why i would never, EVER have one.
