(you) owe tdms sex editionPrevious edition: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81549191
>kuromi after 1 minute of no human sex
peridot owes me SEX
>>81672888checked
should i give my minun plushie to a better home? vote now!
>>81673556Why is your home not good enough?
>>81673694They're happy with living next to a warm human penis
>>81672472>human male after one minute of sex with kuromi
>>81672472This is also Kuromi after 1 minute of no human cuddles and kisses
>>81672472>kuromi after 1 minute of inviting all the human men to give her their energy
>>81674915This show was funny as fuck
>>81672350>mmpfs can be heard in her panties from the micro human man stuck in moot-chan’s butt crack
>>81672472>kuromi when a human man doesn't want to have mascot sex
>>81673556Yes. I'll take good care of her
>>81675652Now find a screenshot befitting for someone saying they WOULD a mascot
>>81675761I have a few screenshots that would fit
>>81654979I’ve partaken in a fair share of game jams, yes, and made some simple games.Nothing bigger than that though, my neurospicy ass can’t work on the same project for more than like a week or two. Especially not on my own.I’ve fixed the color picking issue, and also added some keyboard shortcuts for those on desktop. Click the info icon for details.https://tdmbun.github.io/wigglybig/
>>81676144I love this boy
Human males beware...
>>81676508My cock is in danger
The official Cinnamoroll Twitter account recently hit 1 million followers! Congrats!
>>81676508...you're in for a scare
>>81676508Should always be weary of big mascots.
>>81676144Ma, the boys are fucking againSeriously though, I feel like there's way too little gay TDM art out there. Where are the boys!!!
>>81676713I shudder to think what big Kuromi would do with a young human man such as myself
Monopoly Go currently is Sango themed. Look who I spotted.
>>81676803they're mostly in the male shortstack thread
>>81676910Those threads have some of the most depraved things, sadly
>>81676713FBI OPEN THE DOOR!
>>81676831Are they always this busy? Overwatch, Desktop mate, Monopoly and who knows what else i could search engine.
>>81676954Biggest Franchise in Japan I'd say they would be everywhere.
anyone has this?
>>81676803nah, gay TDMs are actually more common. they just don't get talked about here much because (most) posters here aren't gayalso likely because it's mostly OCs, pic related
>>81676954It’s Sanrio. They’ve been letting anyone use their characters since the 70s
>>81676803There’s actually quite a lot of boy sexo art. I just don’t post it much because I like girls more
>>81677114That's true, more often than ever do I see OCs in the gay scene than there are people shipping franchise characters both being guys. I swear it's always submissive cat OCs, too
>>81676829whatever it takes to beat my melo, even if it means indulging on people's fantasies just for one upmanship, every win is a landslide in her book even if it means making herself macro sized.
stop talking about boys
sex
we are making this thread gay now
Sex with Kuromi while Baku watches
>>81676736Why are there so many pictures of Cinnamoroll crossdressing?
>>81679536Cinnamonroll is a boy?
>>81679635Despite how he dresses, yes
>>81672350sex
>>81679920Epstein was so lucky
>>81679536>>81679651cute mascot boys should wear cute dresses
>>81680591If there's one thing I have on this earth to my death bed, it would be moot abusing his powers and completely violating me as he reads my post history always talking about how I want him to be a humongous giant faggot.
Based
>>81682705Remember the 6 gorillion TDMs!
>>81682091And he will put you in his panties
>>81676144i see, i understand, i'm the same way. but i call it applesauce brain. can be a painful existencethe white edges give it a dream-like/storyboard feel, i really like thatand its cute cause it looks like they're in church and he's praying on top of him lolthe keyboard shortcut is really nice, i was actually gonna ask about that but i didn't want to keep bothering you. is being able to change the shortcuts the next step?>>81676200even if he stepb on you??
>>81679860Total Spinda impregnation
>>81683663I don't have any plans of adding that, no, especially since the state gets reset anyways when you reload the page. There's no way to save that between sessions.If you have strong opinions on anything maybe I can switch some of them around. Otherwise you can also switch to widget tool, change the shortcuts yourself, and save a local copy of the deck I wasn't really planning on adding anything more. Think it's fairly feature-complete. Could maybe do a round of perf improvement, but ehhh I could actually draw more instead uwuCute boi~ I'd let him step on me I bet he's light and soft and cuddly
>>81683956He's probably like oh, you wanna see my eye but DON'T want my powers, SURE!
>>81684139Belly eyes are peak
>>81684212Gotta get those eyes cleaned sleeping for 1000 years probably fills them with gunk.
>>81683663Yes! Holy shit! This is so freaking cute! He can do whatever he wants to me as long as he's happy!>I never sharedWhy? It's so cuuuuuuuute!I honestly think Mero is the best Sanrio mascot from the 2010s and it makes me sad that Sanrio doesn’t really do anything with him anymore.I recommend everyone check out his introductory animations. They’re really short, but they’re adorable and show his personality really well.https://files.catbox.moe/mzfibe.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/viisox.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/l9xfag.mp4
>>81683956Marry, start a family, watch out for her and your kids wobbly/spacious/Ditzy nature, be a father and husband.
>>81684927This is what Gamefreak stole from us
>>81684718we should've had onegai my melody S5 with him as the main cast...then again, we wouldnt've had jewelpet if onegai my melody continuedtrue monkey's paw right there
>>81684212
>>81684927she's so perfect
>>81685243Oh hey, I was the one to make that edit.Been a while since I have seen it.
>>81685359Really? I love it bro! I honestly didn't know it was an edit.Why did you make it?
>>81685173>then again, we wouldnt've had jewelpet if onegai my melody continuedI think Sanrio is slowly realizing that the recent popularity spike of Kuromi is thanks to OMM and it's the reason why they've been making more anime featuring Kuromi from that timeline
>>81684718I didn't know these were subbed. Thanks for sharing anon
>>81685531I like Spinda. Only reason I need.
>>81684075yes i was wondering about changing things around but i didn't see the options, but i see the lock unlock thing now, though i just joytokey anyhownone of them are really things you need in quick access so it's fine, except the pencil (aka the pen aka the one we use for lineart aka the actually useful one) and eraser, which are usually p and e respectively. it seems like a bad thing on keyboard, but usually artists have shortcuts set to those two buttons on something like their tablet buttons or a controller. i have them alternate on the trigger of my pokken pad. little lore for uok, ONE more notable qol thing add it or not at your leisure, but the icarus version actually kept the size of the eraser and markers separately in memory, the sizes weren't shared>>81684718>He can do whatever he wants to me as long as he's happy!Mero will remember this.
also look at these things I got from peopleit's mostly melody because I saw somehow she was the most consistent. i really thought it would be kitty but her drawings turned out nondescript. somehowthe wheelchair melody is my fav, very cute
https://youtu.be/9bmTyNqNFxc?si=ysy4vYcB384cTZFZ
>>81686203This looks cool! What's that?>wheelchair melodyI don't know why, but I love it. I need more.
>>81686323look up your ai slop bores me
>>81686079they'll need to send two ambulances when i get my hands on that SEX incarnate
>>81686079Yeag I feel ya when it comes to the eraser on e. That's also something I was considering How about this, if you give me some more button mapping suggestions, I can go ahead and create one separate "traditional" layout, and make it possible to switch between the two layouts with a single checkbox.I'm thinking I get rid of the colors shortcuts on that one, and just keep the main tools and operations on central shortcuts.As for the same/separate shapes for colors and eraser, I actually combined them on purpose since I prefer it that way. Maybe I can make that togglable as well we'll see.
>>81686838i tried it out yesterday and i really prefer your version of wigglypaint! thank you for such a cool alternative, i never liked using it before
>>81686079fat fuck
>>81686079I WANT A MOOT PET!!!RIGHT NOW!!!!!I WANT IT!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!I OWE HER PETS!!!!!!
>>81686079>still no petswhen I'm done enjoying my anger getting my ass handed to me, I will strip your shirt off then your panties whilst following through with a petting session so thorough that the only things coming out of your mouth will be long and loud purrs.Mr. anonymous here loves his cats, especially his pink shirt wearing ascii cats.
I never forgot this cutie.Really and truly thanks by the way.
>>81685606Yes to some extent even super cute recently had her more devilish and childish and a few minor references to OMM.
>>81686894Appreciate ya bub, but ye can't just say that and not post what you made with it.Show us the goods!
>>81687519Really? What kind of references?
>>81687578it'll be a bit! i'm working on something cool i've been meaning to
Is Ted a TDM series?
>>81689100No not really.
>>81686284Tinkle was aired in other countries? I didn’t know!
>>81689443I mean, it's a series about a human guy living with a cute, plush, inexplicably alive mascot character.
>>81681495He's such a big bab>>81677277Never!
>>81689100rape TED
>>81676803is Party Animals TDM?Either way, drew my two favorite party animal boys
>>81689875NTA but I don't even know what that is.
>>81689875I'd say it counts, personally.
>>81689896it's basically gang beasts but with cute animals and a 2v2v2v2 format
>>81676144>>81676200>>81683663>>81684718Precious boy~ I love the has had his own bag full of cute buttons.
>>81689513>cute>Foul-mouthed Seth McFarland character.Pick one.
>>81690111*that he has
>>81690225Gap Moe is important, anon.Also, if we're gonna disqualify characters for being foulmouthed, that means Aggretsuko characters aren't TDM.
>>81690225>implying foul-mouthed = not cutewrong!!
>>81675797Post em
>>81690252Yeah, isn't that Kuromi's whole thing?
>>81674101>not posting this guy
>>81690750Not sure how a tiny little TDM could milk a full grown man so efficiently
>>81691125magic
>>81691125very carefully
>>81691125You'd be surprised how dangerous these tiny little TDMs are when they have the power of magical bullhockey
Are moogles TDMs?
>>81692115Depends on the game. FF6 and Kingdom Hearts moogles definitely count though.
>>81691125With lots of love
>>81691125they just can
>>81686838the rest is fine, and if it isn't I wouldn't know because I don't use a keyboard while drawing, so if something is notable I have no ideabut it doesn't really matter, nothing there is really important quick access expect the pen, eraser and undo (and flipping hori for myself, but I don't think for most people). and colorsif you really wanted some idea for streamlining the colors in the future whenever you're bored, dividing the colors into 4 "main" or "fav" colors separated from the rest "sub" or "aux". then, a shortcut that cycles through these 4 colors. functionally there would be no difference between the main and sub colors, just efficiency. it also suggests to a user to try to keep it simple with 4 or so big colors and keep the other colors around as splashes or shades. which is just good art fundies, especially for a minimalist thing like this. but if you want to go crazy with the colors the option is therethings that go with that: something that makes it clear what color you're on, being able to move the colors around in palette without having to manually change it (like drag and drop) so it's not annoying to change the main and sub colors aroundbut i'm just theory crafting about optimizing UI for fun and i'm a yapper, none of that is needed, it takes like .7 secs to click a color. you've done enough, enjoy your weekend. maybe eat some chipotle. mwah>>81687317i grab that spinda by the ears and swing her around like a ceiling fan (it's okay she likes to spin)
>>81693358The hiding of the face in embarrassment behind the ear...The extreme self doubt but trust in her partner...Cute beyond recognition but refuses to recognize even the faintest bit of truth...This here? This is exactly what it's all about.Good god the night that is to be had with her...Even if she doesn't believe it she will the best teddy bear and as all cherished things should will be very well taken care of.And a tickle spot???Wife found and claimed.
>>81676557I feel like Kuromi would be the one to do the facesitting. Though maybe they're taking turns
>>81690251Me when I call anon cute
>>81690286Finally /drg/ /drsg/ representation!
Which tdm character is most likely to be a fujo
>>81695162I mean the obvious answer is Kuromi. But she's already given all the attention in these threads I think.
>>81689455it also got dubbed in portugal, heres a playlist with all the episodeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMRHmc9PYys&list=PLsG-iMzOJPra3w2B5DRyJ4kZjK9KRdH7Q
look
>>81696476Why is she crying? Makes me sad :(
>>81695162For sure Piano.She's someone who'd write shipfics of her own friends. Imagine how many times she's written Flat bottoming
>>81696578I'd fuck Flat while Piano watches
>>81687685Her past and how the world is out to get her or at least not today.
>>81696785I'd fuck Piano while Flat watches
>>81696785>>81696876These two anons are going to have sex with TDMs and cuck them at the same time. Impressive
>>81685682Sexy
>>81686284nice find anon but I wonder how this aired on arab television when there's stuff that would be considered haram by muslims (like the use of magic and the witch characters)
happy birthday to the funny fish
The cheerleader theming for this year's ranking is really cute
>>81697751MELL IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE VOTE FOR HER!!!!
>>81689543I thought Kuromi is the biggest bab despite her trying too hard to act tough.
>My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins
>>81697751Nice theme. I hope we get more Jewelpet cheerleaders this year
>>81700362After all it's one of their most honored traditions These are from Sunshine
>>81700405
>>81700432This is from Happiness
>>81700473
>>81700505
>>81700527From the first season
>>81700669
>>81700669diana sexo
I count ONE cheer leader diana fanart.
>>81700820>>81700862She was also a cheerleader in Happiness but she didn't wearing a cheerleader outfit that season
>>81701684
>>81701684hello meati like how unimpressed and apathetic he looks, like *of course* the first meal he catches just had to be a struggler... he's used to it though
https://mega.nz/file/xcU1gQ6A#SA0w1ktgsE1fsB74LQLuVKe1ltLqsE3lV8aU1dQQYzg
>>81702063
>>81697887I will~ Give big bab Mell all the love and praise
>>81702104Don't be a pussy, it's a 20MB vore animation with Pulsle/Minuin
>>81702104it's just a video about vore, really. I've converted it for them
>>81702887I didn't wanna convert it because the audio work was too cute to be left unheard.I wish this stupid site would change the WebM limit to 10MB with audio already.
>>81699676>cloneTheir gems/eyes are different.
>>81703836even though there's a clear difference, in part with the first season's being evil, in nature they're more or less the same but with defining features, except diana S1 is just kuromi but evil for the sake of her brother.
>>81702551my former admin can't be this cute
>>81704092While her role was being the Kuromi of Jewelpet S1 I think her personality was pretty different. Diana is refined and sophisticated but treated the phantom herb thieves like shit. Kuromi on the other hand is rude and boyish but treated her followers (except for baku) with respect
>>81704469>except for bakuS-she's sometimes nice to him!
>>81704834Japan ships them HARD. I've only watched up to Kuru Kuru Shuffle, did their relationship change at some point?
>>81704900Of course not lmao. His relationship with My Melo on the other hand...
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!!?!HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! KIRARA HAS ENGLISH SUBS NOW!!!!!I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6AappVOfwY&list=PLU_LcYbmu82StMFr8saUiXCz2UO-y9GKD&index=1
>>81705268Have you been in a coma or living under a rock?
>>81705457Huh? I know Sukkiri was translated a few months ago, but I haven't heard anything about Kirara
>>81703969Drunk or wasted chibis are my type
>>81703969Why is daddy so cute and hot?
>>81704469I think that's personally why I enjoy her S1 iteration, the outlashes she has add a lot of character to her even if it's just copying the elements from kuromi, her being an absolute evil character coupled with mention to again her out bursts add enough to her; also helps that she's got one of the more expressionate set of expressions in jewelpets if not the most.
>>81705759she's also really hot
>>81705900And... fun; built for turning into a sweet caring jewelpet via correction.
>>81706048I see we've made a lot of the same screenshots kek. I really like her personality in the later seasons, but I wish her eyes were like in the first season
>>81705146
>>81706163twinkle personality is a strong contender but it's how inanimate characters can feel at times that doesn't resonate the most with me which is to say their cartoonish actions without the reliance on reaction faces, again using season 1's because her face although being exaggerated still keeps within reason of her facial features; happiness' is also pretty cool even if it only serves as a means of support for a other character.A near absolutely evil character losing their composure is just fun to watch, to where even her emotions play her up in what she does, making her get ahead of herself.
>>81706487
>>81702887>What normally happens
>10
>>81705268I didn't know about that channel. It's nice they upload some old forgotten Sanrio anime. About the subs themselves: The translation is kind of bad and inconsistent, and the timing of the subtitles is also off. I wonder if it was translated using AI
>>81705268Hell yeah, this is good news for me>>81705457I guess I have been, cuz I didn't know at all
This is arthttps://x.com/nume_darksoul/status/1819046053079134227?s=20
>Me after 700mg of caffeine
They have cuddlier ones too at least
>>81703969imagine getting tipsy and cuddling with an old man TDM and falling asleep while he holds you close and nuzzles you on the head
>>81710030>>81710108>>81710194>>81710214does this guy have a heartbeat fetish or some shit?>phone filename
>>81710276To be fair >>81710214This is pretty cute
>>81710276You're making my heart palpitate with this response anon!And also, it's called cardiophilia!
how's this cinnamoroll papercraft looking? first draft, i tried to imply curves, but it feels like there's much left to go! some tweaks to the body assembly needed too, maybe a redesign of the tail? and the face is a placeholder!
>>81710609Neat
>>81710609>tried to imply curveshorny fuck.>>81710276>heartbeat fetishyes, it's real, and he's pretty much the only creator focused on cute characters that does it. he even made a small game where you can tease the character and see his heartbeat change like when making him exercise. I find it pretty endearing and appealing, there's an intimate feel to hearing the heart beat and how it directly responds to an intense situation as he gets more flustered and sweaty https://x.com/nume_darksoul/status/1925302648305279350
>>81676144i gotta play with this more but its super fun
>>81710609Will there be * ?
>>81710609he's so fat...
>>81706615>Makes your food go bad>Makes you forget math>Invites you to fight outside AFTER you've spoken ill of the person that means the most to her when she could very well wreck your shit, belongings and your home.Her evil knows no bounds.Jokes aside she has put people in some danger before but she's not your traditional baddie.
>>81711318Actually I am intrigued.I enjoy feeling and the hearing of heartbeats but not for anything above just the intimacy of being close and appreciating life and it's rhythm.Never arousal.I give no shame but curiosity. Mind elaborating for me?>>81711571Always a hug for the Spinda.
round 2 of modeling! with some better adjustments>>81711318i think it's normal to want to make something like this be as attractive as possible! printing on paper and spending an hour cutting and folding has to be worth the result for everyone right?>>81711733not sure! i want to ask ligma to draw texturing/the face on the template so it reaches peak quality>>81711773extremely
>>81712736I know what I must do
>>81713028this looks really good, where is the x butthole?
>>81672472Oh my god... kuromi sexu
>>81713310Kill yourself scat-brapfag
>>81713331The character literally does have an x on his ass
>>81713339He has a @ on his butt
i cannot guarantee it works after being edited, but it has a very good chance since the first one did. enjoy!
for anyone who wants to try version 2! i left an error in, whoops>>81713310i am holding the x hostage at an undisclosed location, but will free it when i see cute OC from anyone
>>81713926if anyone did try this, there's a weird V notch at the middle of the butt area that was meant to leave a crease and give it form. snip around it and try to join it as best you can! i will see if it's possible later, and if it looks fine
My boss caught me watching OMM at work. Nothing came of it but it was super awkward
>>81713967Once I figure out how these work I may give this a try.I have never once done one of these but it looks fun.
Null rump supremacy btw
>>81711869Could've worded it better like you did but she's a morally grey sort of villain, most villains don't even make their enemies come out and fight after speaking ill of her most dear person that means the world to her.I do like to imagine an alternate line where her brother never comes to fruition via her efforts or him not even existing at all for the matter with say the context being in relation to him being shattered or destroyed, which is a edgier approach but would allow for her to take more of the spotlight with a means to an end where she plans on correcting the witch world for wronging her and shrouding the earth to endlessly power herself turning it into chaos.
CINNAMOROLL HAS A NICE BUTT
>>81706631
>>81714957For once he deserves it
>>81714965He got tired of watching
Oh no...
>>81715638What's the 4th "O"?
>>81715753
>>81714189why
is your favorite mascot tall enough to ride the sanrio puroland boat ride?
>>81714873PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE
>>81718842
>>81710609hi fren, glad to see you're around. that is super cute and perfect! that was just a doodle you silly, I didn't think you'd do it, else I would have made it boxier to save you the headache. with how it's made i'm not sure how it would fit but the tail might still be best as a simple box shape with the swirl as a texturestop me if i'm a dumb idiot, but wouldn't a circle/sphere be easier to just... make? yes, the computer can't do circles easily, but like, YOU can in real life. I guess it's about stability/variance? in this instance i think it being a bit wobbly would be fitting and cute, any time you move your table he shakes his butt a little. though i guess it'd only stay up with good paper like cardstock and thinner papers might need support (something like a toilet paper roll or pencil inside him). there's also an idea of using something like a foam ball or balloon and wrapping the paper around that. not for this since you already did it well, but maybe for future thingsi know you want to make it as accessible as possible and just paper and instructions is the simplest, so feel free to ignore that, I just spitballing for fun, i don't understand paper>>81713310the original intention was actually to put an x hole that you slip your pencil into, he'd be a pencil holder using his butt! it would only hold one pencil, but for digital artists we only use the one, so. but tablet pencils have small weight to them, so it'd need to work around that (like tail as counterbalance). but I'm already being so extra with the designs and that probably sounds harder than it seems, so I didn't bothermight still be worth a try, can easily cut an x there with boxcutter, if you so dare. normal pencils don't really weight so he could maybe handle itafter prolonged repeated use he might start gaping though
>>81717782An average height Spinda? Yeah even if you remove the ears but they can get pretty small.
>>81720561Here is a height chart for anyone curious.
>>81720583>XXLWhat do I have to do to have a big Spinda to cuddle with?
>>81696578>>81715638Fuggen called it :>>>81711571I’m glad you like it. Cute spindy >>81693358Moved some shortcuts around. I think it’s much better now, and should fit your needs!
>>81718887WHY IS HE SO FAT?! WHY?! HOW CAN HE BE SO FAT AND PLAPPABLE AT THE SAME TIME?!
>>81721169
>>81721169>WHY IS HE SO FAT?!steady diet of cuddly anons!
>>81721169Cinnamoroll is almost always depicted eating or wearing cute dresses
>>81720880how can one sheep be so based...
>>81721169he owns a cafe and loves to taste test his menu, you know what they say about never trusting a skinny chef?
>>81721282>>81721305>>81721337>>81721385>>81721398FUCKING FATASS!!!!I WANT TO TOUCH HIS FUCKING BELLY AND HUG HIM SO BAD GOD HELP ME I'M ABOUT TO
>>81721584
why are the cinnafags always so weird
am i still banned
>>81721646not as weird as vorefags and diaperfags
>>81721698im cardio
>>81721646still not as weird as sanrio's insistence on him flaunting his ass at (you) all the time...
>>81721878japanese humor
>>81721903Japanese humor is "oops all ecchi"
>>81721878It makes a lot more sense once you realize the promiscuity of gay men knows no bounds
>>81721698I'm pretty sure both overlap quite a bit
>>81721903>Can fly>"oops, I accidentaly your entire city"
>>81721912no, it's more so: butt = funny, butthole = very funny
>>81721878They want us to jack off to male mascots!
>>81721932what about a farting butthole
>>81720110hotgluing paper moot
>>81721932Being made tiny, getting accidentally sat on so hard you end up in their butt and them wondering "where'd they go?" is extra funny
>>81721961only for those with toilet humor.
>>81721973this but you don't get shrunk, they somehow manage to sit on you while you're 4x their size but as you vanish into them there isn't a single indication that it's happening visible to the outside worldhaha
>>81721903are those missiles going off above his head
>>81721973I think it's funnier when they yelp loudly and get stupidly flustered on the face whilst visibly cringing on the face.>saying this as there's not a single macro mascot related piece of them doing this in question
>>81722006they made a tdm a kaiju
Would it be wrong to stick tdm in your underwear and go about your day?
>>81721655>Kuromi x JigsawI can see it
>>81722066It would certainly be wrong to deny a request from a TDM who wanted it
>>81722066>>81722085Yes. It would also help contain your ball smell. As the little TDM huffing in your rank ball musk would combat the stench from anyone who didn't otherwise want to smell it. And the TDM gets all your stank ass ball smell to her (or him) self.
no sandupantsu?
>>81722144Shmorky...
>>81720880that's so cute, especially the piano face, she looks so happy lmaoi've wondered before if anybody here liked to write, but perhaps not. reading cute fanfic is sometimes a guilty pleasure of mineit might be time for me to adopt a new name and start my writing arc....maybe I already do that, who knows?
>>81722162I've wanted to write some stuff in relation to this thread for some time. But there's hardly a frame of reference to go off of in terms of proper literature. It's not like there's a huge catalogue of shit like with mlp
>>81722066Honestly, I don't think I'd last five minutes if a tiny tdm was hiding in my underwear, licking my balls, eating my ass and jerking me off while I'm at work
>>81722045this is the closest i could findyou can imagine a few million were lucky enough to be a really tiny fraction of her seat...
>>81722066>>81722085>>81722128>>81722208Which tdm is doing this though? Hard mode: no Kuromi
>>81722128nice and symbiotic, isn't it?
>>81722383These two troublemakers
I'm going to be gone for a while and this thread's about to get bumped off. Someone promise me to bake a new one so when I wake up I can post moar
>>81722472Okay, based. Which one is swabbing your balls with saliva while the other gives you a rimjob?
>>81722475I will, don't worry about it
>>81722512Thank you anon-sama
>>81722234just too impersonal at these scales I feel.
where sit?
>>817226372 > 4 > 1 > Any
>>81722637Rolling
>>81722502Cherry's gonna rim me because it's the easiest way to make me moan so I'll look like a total weirdo in public, while Berry's gonna munch on my balls because he's a massive sub faggot
>>81722637first is the worst, second is the best!
>>817226372 so I can sit beside my wife Kuromi
>>81722637
>>81722679I honestly don't like him that much
>>8172278267
>>81722789!
>>81722742Is this your post from /a/? One of you guys posted this I'm sure.
>>81722637How did the ai get Keroppi's outfit wrong of all things, and think Chococat wears a bell
>>81722826yes
>>81722871I kneel, I offer my respects.
>>817226372 is perfect. Having Kuromi all for myself is the best possible outcome
>>81722383I wonder if Sapphie, being a dog, is into smell
>>81722895You shouldn't. Just don't forget to post her and the other mascots whenever you can
>>81723048I do. And I understand where you're coming from when you say it's an obsession.
>>81723047all dogs love ass worship
>>81723187does she also eat poop?
>>81723047Do you think sapphie would just casually sniff your ass or generally you due to her dog instincts, begs the question as to whether jewelpets given their type of animal would exercise the select behaviours.
>>81723251i'm not up to date on that lore
>>81723100You do? I don't even fully understand it myself.
>>81723292>whether jewelpets given their type of animal would exercise the select behavioursIt think it does influence them to some degree, like how Garnet sometimes meows in Tinkle, or how Tata says "uki" and generally acts like a monkey
>>81723386I try not to question the why of it. I just further feed my delusions of waifur by making sure my every waking moment of life is consumed of Kuromi thoughts.
>>81723613Pretty based! You're a good sidekick!
>>81722162I miss your carmens
>>81723546I think the easiest example is the episode in kira deco where they get deserted on a island, left too long and they turn to their primal natures.
>>81723750Fuuuuug Kira Deco really is peak
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