Hot springs with hot dragonsPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81714824/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[WIP?][Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959More in the rentry above.
>Pokémon of the threadGliscor>QoTTI got nothing
(Optional) Thread Challenge: Post images of uncommon or rare Poké-waifus.
>QotT Suggestion Do certain types always share a similar thread? i.e Do dark types always love it rough, do water types get so wet that they ruin your floors? Do grass types have the tastiest 'bushes' to dive into? I personally think that types always share some common characteristics.
I love Mew so much
https://nhentai.xxx/g/619632/Man, e6 tags make it such a good site, but you only notice when you look outside
>>81828734Good idea. Lanturn.>>81829048Dark types are easy to assign a general personality to, but what the rest of them? You could say dragons are ferocious and dangerous, but Goodra is the cuddliest slug imaginable and Dragonite has got a sweet heart too. Can't even imagine what would the common characteristic of bug types be.But I would agree that grass types probably smell the nicest and probably taste the best too.
>>81828734I want to say she is one up until recently, because wow did Venusaur blow up after Pokopia released.
>be me>really like roselia in my team>hayfever so i can't get too closeThis is so unfair bros
>>81831283I'm kinda surprised that Venusaurs with MILF energy wasn't more common before.
>>81831283
>>81831283I'm glad, though this is the kind of art I expect from Snorlax.
>>81833736>look up this artist>xitter 10.5k pics>e6 incomplete (pic related not uploaded for example)NOOO oh my fucking goodness, scraping hell
>>81833908>in addition, some pics are on fanbox and xitter has only cropsFucking hellLike actual hell
>on fanbox and not on e6
>>81833933Did you check to see if the artist's Fan box content is on The Party?
>>81834432There is, and pokemon content is in minority. Not a whole lot of content there overall, not updated to include the Venusaurs either. But the toads above were in fanbox posts open to everyone at leastNot so bad, but boy I hate it when artists' main gallery is twitter and they happen to put everything in there including random photos of places they visit, whatever they consoom, reaction pics and gameplay clips and screenshots
Trainers hate him!He made a balanced team in one night with this one weird trick!Learn the truth NOW!
>>81833980It's also on twitter but not e6 yethttps://x.com/i/status/2035362655679250588
>>81833878Are there any other snorlax enjoyers around here, I wonder...>>81833908I have a twitter scraper, haven't used it in a while but if it's over 10k media posts, try wfdownloader
>>81835719Imagine the smell.
>>81836834Right, and it's not blurred too. Cool. I never saw a link to this other profile>>81837396I used gallery-dl and it gave me 14550 files, earliest file from Feb 2012, account exists since 2010. Fuck it I'm not going to try deeper, especially if his first pokemon art that I can see is from Jan 2013 and then it looks like it took him years to turn to furry artThis might've been not worth itWish there was a tool or some locally ran AI to detect and remove all pics that aren't art, but it would have trouble with shit like VRChat screenshots, or whatever it was that he spammed
>>81717634>Pokemon might be different than humans, but they should have equivalent rights at the very least.>They're clearly people even with the communication barrier.>I imagine not every Pokemon wants to integrate into human society to that degree, but those who do shouldn't be denied just for being Pokemon.Other than agreeing completely personally, GameFreak seems to be entertaining the idea a tiny bit. First they established Pokémon intelligence (took them a while after anime did it in the first fucking episode), various little nudges in dex entries, then some talking Pokémon like Zoroark, Calyrex. Legends Arceus did a lot to better the image of Pokémon. In SwSh they can have jobs, and while the trainer takes the payment, it was a start and it's not like they could've done it much differently. In ZA there are Dedenne working as door guards and as far as I know, they don't have trainers/owners and cannot talk. And random NPCs have remarks that I like to think are no coincidence, along the lines of pic related and:>"Do you think a Pokémon could become mayor one day?
>>81729328>I'm all for equal pokemon, but for critical positions it depends on if the pokemon can learn to not lose themselves to their instinct (sylveon CEO not rolling over from ear scritches, even from a skilled petter)>>81793907>But *I* roll over from skilled petting. You probably would too, but have never experienced it.What anon said, getting skillfully petted feels amazing. You would probably roll over too, although not if someone random tried to do it if you were a CEO
>>81839283I'm still convinced Pokopia and PMD are legitimately the distant future of the main Pokemon timeline; humans WILL leave the planet, Pokemon WILL inherit the Earth and attempt to rebuild, and they WILL become a proper civilization that completely replaces mankind's role as the dominant species on the planet, with the world ending up in the same state we see it in by the time of PMD.
Hey Machoke anon I found something for you
>>81841110>>81841133Nice!
>>81841284Might as well add Machop tooBro is drawing every species it looks like. Even Nidoking(female)
Speaking purely for myself, I prefer flat female Machops.
>>81841691
>>81841691>>81841704Flat is justice
The purest form of love
>>81732614>be me>Anon at work, work at the APR (Abandoned Pokemon Refuge), basically chief of the office>still actually work though, we're short on hands 'cause HQ says we don't need to hire more people>we're like three people for the whole city, wym no need?>a crazy braixen gets left here>had a crazy week with the new mon, so i took the next one off>i deserved it though>when i come back to work anon already controls the girl>not only that, he decided to take care of her>she's even working for us as diligently as a soldier>visibly confused but alright>i was definitively right to hire him, i knew that anon looked promising>it's my turn to be ANON thoughb8>negotiate with HQ his raise and work on hiring a new worker.>HQ gives him a small raise and sends a few more mons here>in exchange i can hire the new guy>but i'm still working too for now>one of the 'mons is a gardevoir>a VERY disrespectful gardevoir according to them>apparently she disliked her trainer so much, she left him and brought her ball to the APR herself>in another city thoughb8ever, to the branch full of girls, not this branch>well now she's here, so it's up to us>gee thanks...>"you're welcome.">who? oh, right, psychic type.>no matter, explain her the routine and give a tour>all is calm for the next few days...>TOO calm even...>but i happen to have a very busy day ahead, so i take that day off anyway>do my stuff and go back to work>nothing bad happened>finish work day and leave up the shop to the night shift>that means we entrust the center's janitor the keys to the place...>well he already has a copy anyway...>or is supposed to at least...>he can't seem to find them so i lend him my copy>go back home>8pm and snowing, so not many people outside>feel watched so turn around>mustbethewind.avi>walk faster anyway>walking turns into powerwalking>which turns into jogging>which turns into sprinting>which turns into...>getting my face pinned to my house's door
>>81843453>live alone so nobody answers it>hand on my mouth so i can't scream>"where is the key?" asked the voice in my head>must... not... say left pocket...>a hand rummages in my left pocket>noooooo...>door opens and i stumble forward>person holds me so i can't fall>hold on...>that's more than two hands, isn't it?>"wrong, but good guess.">that's an oddly familiar voice...>i mean head voice>i get turned and pinned to the living room's wall>there's the gardevoir in front of me, she's now holding both my arms>no hand on my mouth anymore, could scream for help...>but don't>why though? she must have no good intentions>expecially with that creepy smile of hers, she's->she goes in for the kiss>oh, that's not so bad>bit of tongue too>never really thought about pokemon that way honestly>kinda starts making sense now though>...>that doesn't sound so bad...>she ends the kiss and looks me in the eyes>i guess it's supposed to be a bit of a creepy situation>but i'm digging it, might as well>she releases my arms>smiles>and guides me to my bed>where i proceed to undress>oh, i should lock->gard raises her hand>hear front door slam shut>she then looks at me>i look at the nightstand>where i keep a spare cond->"no">oh well>finish undressing>only boxers left>when i try to remove them i physically can't touch them>like, my arm can't go there, i'm stuck>gard comes even closer>oh god oh fuck, she's gonna->gently rub my face?>then her hand slowly goes down...>and down...>and down, still touching...>and she reaches the rim of my boxers>penis use harden!>but she doesn't pull them down>and she's staring at my tent>she then looks up at me>and she's still not pulling them down>i hear her voice in my head>"i will make you my trainer.">wat>she quickly rubs back up and goes for a sloppy kiss>penis used iron defense!>she pulls down my boxers and pushes me on the bed>she then ends the kiss and turns around>69.jpg
>>81843482>try to go for some tongue, but she proceeds to instantly deepthroat>for a moment it's too much pleasure to act>power through and start licking>we both don't last long and cum>she a good girl though, she doesn't spill a drop>she gets off me...>and goes on all fours>"now treat me like anon treats his braixen.">wha->before i process what she said she raises her mental voice>"SEX. NOW.">okeh.wav>i try to get up but she jumps back on top of me>now cunt to cunt>she pushes her weight down>cock slides in easily and she starts riding>oh boy she starts riding>and i'm feeling it even more because i just came>and she keeps riding>and i cum but she uses attract right away so i'm even harder>lady i have to work tomorrow!>but she goes on all night anyway>ffw to morning>she comes to work with me and makes me sign the transfer papers>see her in the corner of my eye being smug to the braixenWhat have i gotten myself into?
>>81830964I mean, you got Gloom which kinda smells like corpse so there's always exceptions>>81829048I've always taken that is about type weaknesses mixed with preferences. Plants would be sensitive to temperature play, for example.Dark types would be a double of grapple-y sex from their weakness to Fighting and guilty pleasure for mushy stuff from Fairy weakness. Among themselves they have a thing for doing nasty stuff but that's more like something they do naturally rather than a blindside
>>81841110>>81841133>>81841388I can't help but feel Machop works better with small tits; otherwise, these are nice.
>>81844813>Dark types would be a double of grapple-y sex from their weakness to Fighting and guilty pleasure for mushy stuff from Fairy weakness. Among themselves they have a thing for doing nasty stuff but that's more like something they do naturally rather than a blindsideSo forced cuddling is their biggest weakness?
Legs
Well, would you look at that?
>>81828734say no more
>>81844813>I mean, you got Gloom which kinda smells like corpse so there's always exceptionsYeah for sure, but Gloom is poison type too. But I don't like generalizations anyway. I would imagine that even a girl of a species known for sweet aromas can smell rotten if she has got a rotten personality or if she is mistreated>temperature playI like to think that creatures with lower body temperature reach unspeakable orgasms when filled with warm human seed>>81847717Great stuff! I also got them, got lucky with Suicune and got traded the shiny plane from someone who knows how much I love them
>>81848345Spilled a lot of my seed to that nezuko pic
>>81843546This sounds like an infection of ideas, especially with pyschics.
bro is still going I wonder how long he'll lastsome of those are funny some are rather bad and some are really neat
>>81752696>I've been taking pictures of pokemon asses in PokopiaNow you're making me want to play that game>>81753739>>81753754Heh, aside from anon's nitpicks, not bad! Kinda wish you had given more examples how much of a bitch she wasInto the greentext archives it goes, unless you object.>>81797746cutedom, if you will
>buying your mon slutty clothes
>>81851586Yep, she's just that
>>81809171What an adorable medic.On this end, I got an almost perfect armored Mewtwo in a remote trade... It's probably useless but damn if it isn't what a costumemon is supposed to be. Water research "day" yielded an XXS shiny noodle, but it was male. I found a perfect female Sewaddle the other day though, so that's my consolation. Seamstress bug wife. And a purified perfect red plane. On a side note, routes can go to hell, why do they keep freezing while you're on top of them for fuck's sake. They are needed for lv72, might just be done caring.I don't believe I can see your tags right now, it says you don't have anything set up but at this point anything could be happening in this unfunny technical joke of a game. Wondering if I should farm another Gholdengo purely to trade away...>...it's too fucking hard, man.Please.
>>81849059They complement each other so nicely here. And I don't even like Lucario normally.
>>81857313Now that i think about it i could've done that, i simply forgot to...If i write down a little edit could you add it to the text before copypasting?
>and we deal with fucking rejects mind youAdd after this line{honorable mentions of her misbehaviour:>running in the hallway>trying to burn the janitor's closet after being caught running in the hallway>being considerably loud during lunch break after being put in the bad mon corner for burning the janitor's closed>melting the plastic trash can too because she could (does it count as recycled now?)>flipping the filled food bowls of a cubone she disliked with her freaking mind>although after she did that she got soaked by his buizel BFF and never did it again>trying to burn poor Pupper's tail tip while he was distracted>poor guy passed the rest of the day smelling like burnt fur>went right back in the corner for that>made a sobble cry>and thus made everyone else cry too>psychically moving back chairs before we sat down>although after the first couple of times we started looking at the chair when sitting>so she went onto moving unattended filled cups and office supplies off the desks while we were looking at the chairs>and much more}
>>81828734monkey
>>81849666>>81858961You got that there Satan luck. I was actually going to offer her to you, but I suppose it's not necessary now. I can enjoy this plane girl all on my own. I think armored Mewtwos are given out roughly a year or so before I hopped back into Go, I can't recall. Would've been nice to get one but I'll settle for farming mega raids in about a year. I didn't even realize that water thing was happening, all it gave me was endless clamperl and magikarp candies. Good job on a perfect Latias.>routes can go to hell, why do they keep freezing while you're on top of them for fuck's sakeHmm, must be a regional thing. There are plenty of them around my house and they work perfectly as far as I can tell. That's the privilege speaking. Yeah, I don't have anything set up right now but I think I'll work on it as long as I'm thinking about it.>pleaseI'm...slightly more over it now. But now I'm feeling guilty that I took it harder even though you're the one that was hurt. It's a never-ending cycle.
>>81868624This gif always amuses me
>>81873615'Rina sexo
Your Pokemon belong to black bulls.Lick my shit.
saaaaaaaar do not redeeeeeeeeem
>>81874896>black bullsThis is a Pokemon thread, not an F-Zero thread.
>>81874896You want to fuck a Paldean Tauros? Weird and gay.What's also weird is that I'm now realizing that there's no matching Paldean Miltank to go with it...
>>81875606How's this grab ya?>>81875487Magnificent BatAss.
>>81875606>>81875500Lick my shit whitecucks.Pay for your sins of being white.
bix nood
>indians can't stop thinking about licking shitpottery
>>81876599Nah U.I shit in your food supply DAILY.
>81876712it's not like you can tell the difference between the two in your home country
>>81875606>no matching Paldean MiltankWell milk is white, isn't it?>>81876583Lmao
>>81876999Your food is killing you.
>>81840740I mean I always dreamed of being a pokemon especially in a PMD setting, a fate I would welcome as warmly as having a pokemon wifeBut I haven't played all the PMD titles yet and posting spoilers is being a massive cunt on a board without working spoiler brackets, so let me just say that beneath the surface there are some tidbits in Rescue Team that have very interesting implications
>>81860170Sure thing bro, it's edited. lmk if you want something changed>>81860909>with her freaking mindaaaahhhh
>>81866658fuck satan.Trade ready tomorrow, if the weekly is easy enough. You get a plane, I got a plane, all is good. I haven't seen an armored M2 available anywhere since I started in 2022, this traded one is from 2019.That research "day" (3h) was a repeat event, and we already had our noodles, so it's no big deal. It was all about doing the field research tasks for Lotard, Clamperl and Feebas with boosted odds.There must be some technical fuckup because I attempted the route again, and again it just stopped progressing a short distance in. I even backtracked and it didn't budge. And I did that route a few days ago just fine. And it was me who made that route in the first place. What the actual fuck.>It's a never-ending cycle.Stop this. Roll back to the basics. There is no issue. Put a smile back on your face or I will ask my wife to force it back. You have been warned.
>>81878970Thank you anon :)
Hungry mons?
>>81874896You're Indian.
>>81883900And your mom is a race traitor whore that guzzles African spunk.
>>81882878>tits>ass>feet (and it's not overly detailed)>all in the same picOh yes.
>>81834734Nidorina are so fucking sexy!
>>81883939>getting Swoop'd late at night
>>81879391>this traded one is from 2019My mistake, that's way before I returned. I was kinda hoping for a second shiny Lotad, on account of I think they look funny. Genuinely not sure what to say about the routes there, that's really strange. I'd say contact support but lord knows they won't do jack shit.Sorry, I'll drop it. I was just sort of making conversation at this point but if it's bugging you, I'll stop.>I will ask my wife to force it back...I'm not sure how to respond to that.
>>81886723Damn, she's 100 years old?
>>81875751Wyvern? Why not?
Pokeboys owe human men sex with their pokegirlfriends
Make sure to give your Machop plenty of endurance training!
Soft huggable pokemon to reduce stress with
>>81885251Worked today. Whatever.Well, I tried to cheer you up. I seem to be incapable of succeeding, so: sorry. I give up.
>>81893388What about giving in?Buy that $100 package pokemon game.
>>81814042>Would you share a shell with your goodra?YOU BET
>>81895618
>>81893388Hey man, I already said I'd drop it. I was just speaking casually. Now it's on you to keep it dropped. On the floor, whatever. Very curious to say that you'd ask YOUR wife to put a smile on my face. I already have a Latias, you know! And she's a very cute girl, at that. Speaking of cute girls, working on my beloved shiny squishy now! Somehow, the best one I caught is a female. That seems to be happening more and more in recent years, and it makes me sweat a little.
>>81896003>Now it's on you to keep it dropped.Right... effective immediately.
>>81891223Wife.
>>81897285imagine
Tossing my 85th sneasel into the abyss while trying to get a shiny, but at least almost all of them are coming out with perfect IVs now
>>81900374>>81903944Lizard sexo
Thinking about it, technically my first pokephilic crush.
This is my perfectly human wife. Say nice things about her.
>>81911819She has a very well-kept and shiny shell.
>>81911819I'm not a fan of turtles but I wish every human woman looked like her>>81911012Not for me, I went from liking 'zard like every boy, to hating 'zard because of insane shilling and pandering, to getting over it thanks to the existence of femzardEven got a plush of this warm lizzer
>>81911819What beautiful blue skin she has!
>>81912833I was very much the same, except I was making monster girl zards in my head before i knew what monster girls were.
>>81903944>>81910946>>81911012>>81912833Based fellow Charizard enjoyers.>>81913092Based human-in-Charizard-outfit enjoyer...?
>>81913092Various people have various starting points I guess. I had a very short monster girl episode back on old cripplechan's /monster/ board, but came to realize they were shit for the most part, and missed something important, and went back to TF artStill, I saw a few monster girl doujins that weren't complete wastes of time and actually remembered that "monster" partYears later a friend shamelessly sent me a low angle picture of a dragon showing her cloaca and the floodgates opened
All you needed to do to make them less the same. Different body types.Let me know which of the Angels of the Lake you would prefer.
>>81915966Mesprit
>>81915980And Cute Uxie.Don't mind the eyes it's just an old wives tale that you lose your memory, she has to actually use pyschic powers WHILE you look at them.
>>81915980funny how sloppa is immediately recognizable even pixelated like thisalso>double eyelids
>>81916686What double eyelids?And I didn't know it was AI.
That isn't what's meant by "painting her insides".
I was sure that Archie's Sharpedo in the latest Borne of Caution chapter was based on a Showderp mememon, but I can't find the thing in a pastebin. Am I hallucinating? I could've sworn that Speed Boost Sharpedo with Protect to get a free buff before Mega Evolving was a meme called "Reliable Fish"...
Do you guys think wild pokemon are into city slicker trainers who use foreign gadgets and wear fancy clothing?
Tcg be like, look at Mew's fat ass (she wants you to)
>>81920251>wild pokemon are into city slicker trainers who use foreign gadgets and wear fancy clothing?They are unironically jealous of your mons, going by Dr.Foot's dialogues.>inb4 no one reads this thinking it's just a wall of text
>>81920802That or flashing its crotch front and center.
Shiny Gremlin has been achieved, and the hatch was even female.
>>81920802So cute... And can transform into anything...
>>81846232Y E STheir edgy and prickly personas cannot stand unavoidable mushy affection.Sneasel brats may get off with Correction but being seen through and showered with love is a critical hit to the heart!Absols dramatic brooding falls apart in embarrassed joy!I WANNA RUIN A SCRAFTY'S STREET CRED BY TREATING HER LIKE A PLUSHY IN FRONT OF HER UNDERLINGS
>>81927085Would've made a better protagonist for Pokopia, though I guess they would've needed to come up with an excuse for why their trainer had a Mythical for narrative purposes.
>>81920802>>81927986I LOVE MEW I LOVE MEW I LOVE MEW I LOVE MEW
>>81929587I love her.
>>81920802There is a shiny variation of this card.First time I have ever seen 3* used for a shiny variation.
>>81923609I want to be wrapped up in mew's tail
I don't like this artistic style choice but I wish Mew was doing that to me
>>81933281I like it. Magic cat. Although it makes me wonder how they would draw espeon.
>>81932880Is parasect a zombie or a mecha?
>>81933281It's like yeah I can see how mewtwo would look more coherent to Mews design, on the other, this is just a floating cat and misses the Mewness.
purest form of love
>>81935488Zoro is truly a blessing that we have, glad she's so available now compared to her origins in gen5.
>>81935562zoroark is made to be thoroughly loved and reassured that the best version of herself is her true formand made for happy family life with your zorua kits
>>81935562on a side note, this tierlist is a mix of waifu-able and non-waifuable too, right?I wonder why iron thorns is on the list while tyranitar isn't, and whether you love-love dracozoltregardless, excellent taste
Would public decency laws apply to Pokemon?
>>81933637Especially the cute factor, Mew without cute isn't Mew. and cats are lame and I'm allergic to their fur besidesNot that it would stop Mew, she is so powerful she could do anything she wanted to youLiterally anythingBut lovingly
>>81936304Mew is perfect the way they are, no need to transform
>>81935821Yes, the rusefox is to be appreciated in all of her ruses, but always told her true form is the hottest one of all! I also feel like they would want to have at least one kit around to ruse with.>>81935910>this tierlist is a mix of waifu-able and non-waifuable too, right?Yeah, my irl friend gifted me a shiny iron thorns so I've liked it since. Dracozolt I like for uh, probably the obvious reasons. https://e621.net/posts/2197864>no tyranitarI like tyranitar, I would probably replace magnemite there, but I feel like have mons that fit its niche in my list already.
>>81936235No one seems to care about Jynx or Nidoqueen's tits hanging freely, it would be pretty funny if the Pokeworld has a blind spot for naked pokebreasts compared to humans...
Someone drew this for me
>>81939476Audino used Helping Hand.
>>81940240Good God this looks like it came form AGNHP
>>81920802I recently got Mew in Pokopia and I was very surprised at how plump and round Mew's ass is.>PTCGP updates hours later and see this Mew card that did nothing but confirm what I saw earlier that day by making Mew's ass front and centertextless version I found btw
>>81940365Would breed her a lot
>>81940365Did you see that this card has a shiny variant?
>>81940423Mews always flash their crotches.it's a thing they do alot no really in most games that's a mew's idel animation.
Look at him, he's so proud of his own Pokémon fat ass
