The best Gardevoirs are the ones with massive cocks!
from the /v/ thread
>>81887407>>81887418>>81887422>>81888260No one does it like Nise when it comes to hung 'voirs.
Imagine...
>>81888648post full
rip /v/ thread
>>81888749I don't have the source either
>>81888772it's over...
>>81888749>>81888772Nise Kemono. You must find the rest yourselves.
>>81888817>hasn't been updated Doubt its even there
someone should make a thread on /vp/ instead of /v/ because /v/ jannies hate everything
>>81888849Look harder.
>>81888875>Find an archive >50+ foldersCan you just link it anon
>>81888854I got banned twice for horny posting on /v/
>>81888924it's the newest stuffalso wrong folder
>>81888875based, didn't know he had an archive with ALL of his imagestime to jerk off to futavoir chatbots until my dick goes numb like last year
>>81889039>Futavoir chatbotsI always wanted to try them out. How good are they?
>>81889039post a link to them
>>81889053depends on the model, card etc but pretty goodstuff like deepseek or glm should be good enough>>81889069https://www.characterhub.org/characters/cptpants/alpha-futavoir
>>81889104Oooh might just use these....getting tired of f list autists...any other bots you use?
>>81889104I used to make a lot of cards in the past but I don't anymore because I'm a lazy fuck; however there's a part of me that thinks I could do better than that futavoir card - not that it's bad but it's 3 years old.
>>81889104>2023To think this shit been around for 3 year already,shame I haven't found a decent and maybe recent local model.I'm still using some roinacate or whatever. and I'm too autistic to trust online services.
>>81889151mostly ones I wrote myself tbdesu, but this is another one I've been using every so often over the last yearshttps://chub.ai/characters/skumbingo1013/torchstar-fd1a7d58>>81889188yeah it's pretty meh but for simple cooming it's fine, I added a bit of stuff related to hypnosis to mine
>"Good lord look at that whopper!"
>>81889188You're saying i can make my own futa dommy mommy chatbot?
>>81887407>>81887418>>81887422>>81888260>>81888418>>81888648>>81888817In an ideal world Gardevoir would look like this canonically.
>>81889323I love how militant the autists on /vp/ are about Garde needing to be ‘on model’. It’d be great to fry their minds with pics like these.
>>81889188Oh hey, speak of the devil I made the card in >>81889245
>>81889039Think i could add you on discord chatbot anon?
>>81889444NTA but what sort of topics are you looking to discuss on Discord?
>>81889829I just wanna ask more about chatbots[spoiler]and goon[/spoiler]
>>81889911I can't offer chatbot advice but I'd be interested in the latter...
>Someone’s posting crops in the /vp/ Gardevoir threadNaughty. inb4 we get visitors.
>>81889984me too... tag?
>>81889911>>81889984NTA but you should both list some of your gooning tastes//fetishes, besides futa, just in case others are interested…
Getting "adopted" by alpha futavoirs.
>>81890000jizzragged
>>81889984my tag ispornmeatslut
>>81888418i'm a big fan of this gardevoir
I had hoped for more Gardevoirs in this thread
>>81891383no
Linnea my beloved...
>>81892598I'd fight you for her, but there's beyond enough for us both
>>81890041>>81890049>tfw don't have enough Gardevoir for an entire goonsession
If futavoirs were canon in the Pokemon world, do you think there'd be significant communities regarding them?
>>81893669like, support groups? or telegrams sharing their own homemade futavoir smut
>>81894977>futavoir support groups>"Alternatives to condoms? Running out and less than halfway through heat">"HELP MY G ARDEVOIR IS INPRINTING ON ME">"Is my Gardevoir fucking my ass then psionically wiping my memories of it after?"
bump
>>81895491>What to do when your gardevoir gets you pregnant again >Do humans give live birth to Ralts or lay eggs?>My Gardevoir likes to rub her cum into my skin. Should I be worried?>HO W MAKE OVERRLEVL GARDEV PULL OUT>Tips and tricks for first time laying eggs>911ILOVEMYGARDEILOVEMYGARDEILOVEMYGARDEILOVEMYGARDELOVE
I love these threads
I...I like the others in the evolution line too...
>>81900377me on the left
>>81900567surprised people can't keep these up consistentlyalso looking for fem voirs point of view (with herms on top/thread appropriate)
>>81889104>https://www.characterhub.org/characters/cptpants/alpha-futavoir>3 years agoSheesh, time flies huh. I ended up making my own futavoir card where the Garde is my gf's mon and while my gf is away she ends up seducing and teasing me and cucking my gf.Sometimes I wonder if I'm all well in my head but at least I get off.
Thoughts on cock vore?
>>81905124Its hot
Stop making /v/ threads retard
>>81887422I FUCKING LOVE FUTA COCK
>>81889245But how do you even use these? Do you have to pay or something?
I love drawing em.
>>81907681cool hexvoir
>>81907681I need more of these in my life where do you post your stuff man
>>81908065thanks, it was a commissioner who asked me to combine a hex, gengar and garde.>>81908188xitter/pixiv, name's unhingedd01
>>81889911I've made many a chatbot in my time, tweaked many more to my liking, and wasted far too much of my life playing with them. What do you what to know, boyo?
>>81908261What the fuck is that kind of horse cock, that is disgusting.
>>81909661Relatively realistic. Look up santafire
>>81887422I could see a little fun in this as long as it was back and forth. Work out just as hard as she does. Build up enough resistance to hypnosis so you can fight it. Maybe even bring in a taser to help even the odds a bit. Sometimes you win, sometimes she wins. Either way the aftercare is pretty amazing.
>>81895491>Why can't I say no to my gardevoir?>Help my gardevoir is convinced I can hilt her but she's hung like a horse>I keep skipping meals but don't feel hungry when my gardevoir is around, what do?>How to tell if your gardevoir has been feeding you cum in secret>Is drinking gardevoir cum healthy?>"Is getting cravings for gardevoir cum normal">"Can gardevoir hormones affect your body">Should being facefucked by your gardevoir cause orgasm>How to explain to your gardevoir males can't get pregnant>What to do if gardevoir found my impreg porn stash>How many loads per day for how long before you need condoms>Can gardevoirs keep you asleep while they dump loads in youWhat else?
>>81912205>"Need help for Gardevoir pheromone withdrawal"
>>81895491>avoiding malnutrition while on a protein shake diet>staying conscious while deepthroating >help I can no longer sit unless it's on her cock>can you reverse gardevoir conditioning
You guys know any AI chatbot sites that aren't lobotomized dogshit like chub and janitor?
>>81914738Unfortunately I can't help you and never managed to make myself write either
>>81914738Wyvern is halfway decent from what little time I spent with it, I've heard alright things about Character Tavern, and there's always Spicychat. Personally, I just use SillyTavern and a reverse proxy so I can control every aspect of my chatbot experience and not have to worry about websites.
>>81887394>massiveHow big is your ideal size?
>>81916189
>>81913185>Widower man tragically loses his beloved futavoir>Hallmark movie magic (and unconsciously seeking his former lover's pheromones) brings him to meet a widowed futavoir
small cock futa combo breaker
>>81917722
>>81920748Cute!
>>81895491>How to mentally and anally prepare for Kirlia evolution>How to survive mega evolution mid-sex>Does repeated Gardevoir ingestion effect the human body>How to reduce garde-sperm induced gynecomastia and ED (can't get it up for human girls anymore)>How to teach Gardevoir importance of consent (and why brainwashing is wrong)>Gardevoir refuses to let me catch other pokémon
>>81922694>gardevoir will never fuck you so much you look like a 11/10 girlWhy are we still here?
Can gardevoirs really get you pregnant? Asking for a friend.
>>81924544Gardevoir actually have a higher insemination rate with humans than any other pokemon!Not only can a Gardevoir get you pregnant, theres pretty significantly greater chance of you getting pregnant multiple times!They even have what it takes to get male trainers pregnant pretty reliably!
Vaporeonfags claim Vaps are perfectly compatible for human copulation.Hah, how I pity their delusions.
>>81925196But if you swallow itr's safe right?Surely that's the reason my friend's gardevoir insists on it lately. She just wants to make sure no accidents happen. Right? Anyway, boys can't get pregnant, haha. You guys are just playing it up the fantasy. Not that I started feeling weirdly horny when I think about it recently. Nu-uh.
>>81926406It can take a bit of time, but oral impregnation is possible too! Regularly ingesting large ammounts of gardevoir semen actually makes your body acclimate to it and become progressively more and more likely to get pregnant!If you notice your friend's hips getting wider or their breasts growing they're only at risk, but if they start leakimg milk when they mention their gardevoir its more likely that they're already pregnant.And there's actually even historical evidence for futanari gardevoir impregnating men! In areas known for futanari gardevoir, wild galade are often seen caring for ralts and kirlia, which is a behavior they don't exhibit in areas without futavoirs. More over there's extensive footing of wild Galade being bred directly! One documentary even features egglaying between multiple rounds of breeding!
>>81895491>My gardevoir calls me good girl and pats my head, is it normal? I'm a boy.>Is gardevoir cum supposed to be this tasty, I down liters of the stuff and can't eat afterwards>I'm starting to think I'm developing a monthly increased arousal and submissiveness period, should I be worried?>My gardevoir just sticks her fingers in my mouth whenever she feels like it and I like it, how can I tell her to listen to me>Raw sex too good, advice for contraception?
Did anybody here come from the /vp/ thread?
Oral or Anal?
>>81927220Depends who’s receiving.
>>81927213/v/ for me.I yearn for a futavoir protein-enriched milkshake.
>>81927220I don't make that decision anymore
>>81927293I keep missing those threads. Do people actually post cocks in them, or just crops?
>>81927300Why are ball holsters so hot?
>>81927335Nah. You might get links, crops and light ERP. Fine by me, I'm picky with R18 art.
I just want gardevoirs to spitroast me clean off the ground, is that really so much to ask?
>>81927364Nice. I like the idea of porn on blue boards, triggering some hapless SFW anon to goon out. >I'm picky with R18 artYou should post examples that you like. For science.
>>81927407I don’t know, is it? Can you make it worth their while?
...someone should make a new /v/ thread. Keep it subtle, no Nise art.
What does it taste like?
>>81927527That or we contribute in the /vp/ thread. More anons there are okay with Gardevoir futa than I expected, since I thought they viewed her as a pure waifu or some crap.
>>81927549Really whatever the gardevoir wants it to taste like, so a pretty good chance of it be8ng like whatever you favotite food is.
>>81927652I don’t know if cum flavored like solid foods like pizza would be disgusting or delicious.
>>81927474I'll suck their dickNo homo
>>81928439Of course it isn’t homo, they’re girls. Are you sure you’d do a good job though? A Gardevoir’s cock isn’t small…
>>81928026I imagine the texture would be more tolerable if it was vanilla or chocolate flavored, rather than a solid food
>>81928660True. If cum tasted like pudding, we’d all be slurping it down constantly, right?
>>81928714I mean if it came from a gardevoir I’d be chugging it even if it tasted like normal semen
>>81928838You and me both brother. Just imagine the cute noises she’d make when her load hits the back of your throat…
>>81928484But I NEED it!
>>81928714>IfI can stop any time I want!
>>81929022So do they~So do I…
>>81929116Why would you ever stop, based cumguzzler anon?
>>81928912>You and me both brother. Just imagine the cute noises she’d make when her load hits the back of your throat…True, I wonder if she'd make cutesy, girly, moans, or if she'd sound like an animal wildly thrusting into our throats...
>>81929177Oh, that depends on their nature… I’d like it if she made cute little “Gar… Gar…” sounds as her massive cock gets teased~
I've deployed a thread on /v/. Keep it subtle.
>>81929228No promises~
>>81929167There's only so much cum you can swallow when each load is that thick. This is why nature gave us another hole. You just need a LOT of lube and to be willing to risk tripping her breeder instincts. I'm not gay though.
Considering the multitude of effects it may have, I propose the industrialized harvesting of futavoir semen.
>>81929435
>>81929368I would be so up for the challenge… just imagining the tip of this monster pressing against my hole makes me hard as fuck.
>>81929368How does no lube but the warm precum from her cock and getting pounded so hard that she agitates your instincts for being bred?
>>81929222Cute, but i'd be careful teasing a creature that can mindfuck you just as hard as she can literally fuck you>>81929435You have to extract it naturally to get all the effects/benefits, like how stress-free cows make more milk
>>81929583But Industrial scale production and sale nutrelizes the populous to the concept, and increases thw ammount of people thaf decide to go for it straight from the tap.
>>81929570>>81929646Are you having a stroke mate
>>81929583That’s a complicated way of saying I regret nothing… I just want to worship a huge Gardie dick so bad.
>>81929583Problem is if you extract it naturally you have 4 to 1 odds to get pregnant within 24 months, and that's only for first timers. If you keep at it, the odds rise dramatically.
>>81929670I think he passed out, or his garde got a boner and he had to take care of it...>>81929720I guess it wouldn't really matter it a gardevoir mindfucked you if all your thoughts are on gardecock anyway... >>81929808>Risk getting more Gardevoirs if you drink thier cumI mean, having more of a good thing doesn't sound that bad... at worst you just become more futacum than person from a full party gangbang
>>81929969If enough gardevoirs dump their loads in me will I get tits like these? I'm positive my hipbones have gotten wider already. It's embarrassing enough being pampered when we train without having huge tells your gardevoirs pass you around like an onahole behind closed doors hanging off you. It's really hot though.
>>81930030Depending on how many you have it may take a longer time, if you only have one keeping you full on a liter of the stuff every meal it can still take a few months. But if you've got a full team using you day in and day out, you'll see progress much sooner.
Let's play some word association.First word.Gardevoir gym.
>>81930222So everyone will know they've got me draining each of them every day?But it tastes and so nice, and it feels amazing when you swallow and just feel warm all the way down, pool in your belly, and radiate pleasant fuzzy warmth all day... I don't want to stop, that feeling when my throat expands around them is too good.
>>81930030If enough gardevoirs dump their loads in me will I get tits like these?The general shape of your new body is usually up to the Gardevoir(s) you're bedding, as it is essentially them imposing their psychic will onto you on a genetic level, so if your garde likes big boobs, you've probably only got one option leftPsychic types are weak to ghost types, and as such, if you let a ghost type possess you it can nearly nullify the effects of gardecum (though any previous changes will stay), though of course you'll have an entirely new problem on your hands...
>>81930329FUTA RAPE MOMMY MAKE MY WEE WEE FEEL GOODNext words, JC?
>>81930409If you're going outside with them often enough, they may even start forcing you to tell people how much you love drinking their cum!
>>81930538Gardevoir night-club.
>>81930541Suppose I don't want to be just known as a gardevoir cock slut, cum slut and incubator though? I just want them to correct me. For hours. Every day. They said if I could fit two at once they'd give me a surprise! That's good right?
>>81930563PUBLIC HUMAN MALE USE BY SUPERIOR ALPHA FUTAVOIR RAPE UNTIL 4AM
>>81930617In a just world, there would be cafes where you can just go get facefucked and headpat by gardevoirs.
>>81930605The easiest way to not get ousted as the local Garde-whore is staying inside whenever possible, then if you can manage the psychic effort of insisting that you don't want kids while being bred to the verge of tears, you might not have to start shamefully giving away Ralts eggs with concerningly high IVs!As far as that surprise goes though, it'll likely be a more elastic hole that always feels like its being stuffed to its limit, whether you only have a finger inside or four throbbing gardecocks!
Futavoirs should ALWAYS have musky horsecocks!
>>81895491>>81895491>Is it common for Ralts to have sticky web as an egg move?>Gardevoir Ranching 101: How to Know Your Place with Your Pokémon.>Do high physical IVs make gardevoir dicks bigger?>How do I convince my Gardevoir to let me wear clothes again?>Can your gardevoir force you to have withdrawl symptoms for her cum?
>>81930733Hmm but if we stay inside it gets so hard to say no after the third or so round, I'm only really leaving the house for breaks because I heard if they knock you up it makes you REALLY submissive and baby-crazy and they keep hiding the condoms and then making me drink all of them whenever we go again and then I'm full, so we *have* to use my other hole and I'm almost sure the hormones overload make me way hornier and more pliant from the start.I mean, we're already doing it for *hours* every day, how bad would it be if we started just fucking all-day ? We'd run out of condoms before sundown, and they already started probing if I'd be okay with kinks other than breeding when I'm compromised, and if we start choking or heat-play sex I'll definitely get pregnant.
is it weird that i find outercourse and especially condom filling to be more erotic than normal penetrative sex
Gardevoirs owe me sex
>>81930733'm not a whore.I just want to suck gardevoirs and swallow.
>>81930925The whole getting pregnant side is really more a matter of time than something you really have control over. And once your pregnant the first time, doing anything other than turning gardevoir cum into ralts is essentially out of the picture. Just letting yourself lean into the process makes it easier for it to all really take effect, and ensures that you'll be more yourself than completely mindless sex drone when all is said and done.
>>81930954This but with thighsex>>81930773>How do I convince my Gardevoir to let me wear clothes again?I think once you need your garde's permission to do things you've gone past the point of no return where she's more the master than you than you of her...
>>81895491>My Gardevoir started making me protein shakes to help me in the gym, how do I thank her?>Is a salty aftertaste after drinking protein shakes normal?>Are protein shakes supposed to be as thick as a milkshake?>I've been drinking XXX brand protein shakes for a month, but my muscle mass has been decreasing, is that normal?>My protein shakes aren't helping me gain muscle, but I can't stop drinking!>Protein shakes that contain estrogen>I WALKED IN ON MY GARDEVOIR FILLING MY SHAKER CUP WITH HER CUM WHAT DO I DO??!?>Is it gay to suck my Gardevoir's cock?>Pokephilia laws
>>81930988Wish granted.
>>81931102>You should let them breed you, trust meAre you a gardevoir?
>>81930329GardevOOters.
>>81931233>I've been drinking XXX brand protein shakes for a month, but my muscle mass has been decreasing, is that normal?Clearly this anon just isn't training legs, because i've been drinking that brand for months and my legs have more than doubled in size! Makes my cock look a little smaller in comparison, but it's so worth it
>>81929583Tell me about these effects/benefits. A gardevoir started running a stand by my gym. First one's free, she said.
>>81931300What if I was?
>>81931461My mom warned me about gardevoirs!
>>81931442Well the great taste can help improve your mood for starters.Its great for building muscle and healthy fats in a few key areas.And it can make you more fertile!
>>81928026high heel garde futa makes me so aroused its unreal.
>>81931502But I'm male, how can it make me more fertile?
>>81931497What did she warn you about exactly?Tell me everything she told you.
>>81931553You'll just have to drink it and find out!
>>81931589Fine, but it's only because she's really hot and I want to make her happy.
>>81931442Gardevoir sperm is specially designed to make their partners more ideal mates, the benefit of natural extraction is that their loads change to suit their mates, so someone with skin issues would find their skin much clearer, if their mate looks a little too feeble in some areas, those areas will widen significantly, not even mentioning that it's a complete meal, so you could survive on the stuff if you really needed to...
How do I make my gardevoir play up my oblivious corruption/sex kink?
>>81931140Surely not. I can go a whole day without letting her facefuck me. I can even talk her into full-nelsons if I let her creampie me. I'm NOT her sexpet.
>>81931705why do so many gardevoir have huge horse cocks?
>>81895491>"My Gardevoir's been clingy ever since I captured an Iron Valiant, what do I do?">"Why is my Gardevoir rubbing herself on me constantly?">"How do I get my Gardevoir to stop growling at my other pokemon?">"My pokemon are constantly rubbing against me and I can't get them to stop">"How do I stop my pokemon from following me to the shower?">How much weight can an average bed hold?>"I can feel something long and hot press between my legs when we sleep, how do I get them to stop?">"I woke up covered in white slime after sleeping with my Gardevoir and Iron Valiant, am I haunted?">Pokemon sex drive>Paradox pokemon sex drive>Condoms>XXXL Condoms>"Is it normal to be curious what your pokemon's cum tastes like?">Lube, large bottle>"How long until I get feeling in my legs again?"
>>81927349>Why are ball holsters so hot?It's a testament to how huge, productive, and virile she is all at once. A piece of clothing downright necessary given the size and heft of her assets. Sure, guys might wear some tighter briefs to keep their junk in place while exercising, but a gardevoir has serious weight down there, and appreciates any support throughout the day. Functional and sexy.
>>81931775>Surely not. I can go a whole day without letting her facefuck me.What happens on the second day?>>81931857It's an effective combat strategy to weaken an enemies' mental defenses via both arousal and shock
>8 am Facefucking and hypnotic programming. >9-10 amLower body training (squats on her cock)>10-12 amGardevoir relief duty >12-1 pmConf call with gardevoir foundation. Practice holding it in while seated on cock>1-4 pm Size and breath training with milkshake refreshments >4-6 pm FREE SPACE (non stop sex over every flat surface) >6-7 pm Egglaying for space, aftercare and petting.>7-8pm Consecutive facefucks and dinner>8-12pm Hanging out (rough and embarrassing sex)
>>81932092Well I owe it to her, of course, so usually we roleplay corrective mating press and piece-of-meat sex. Condoms are banned and her friends come make sure to keep my nose to their navel and inhaling their delicious scent all day long until my brains slosh out my ears. About once a month we roleplay her being in rut and me in heat, but it's pretty intense so I never really remember that week. Just staring at her navel helplessly while she rhythmically fills my tummy for hours on end and her voice echoing in my head about eggs and being ripe and fertile while my tummy is achingly warm and empty. It's embarrassing how much she got me into it, it's really like I NEED her cock and loads 24/7 those days. You know, normal training stuff. It's important to keep her happy.
>>81932095A perfectly normal and healthy day to day for a male trainer and their futanari gardevoir.
>>81931567Something about how they're. Big? Not that's not it. Uh. Pushy?I don't, uh. I don't need it. I don't need it.I don't need it.I need an adult.
>>81932793You're old enough to make your own decisions aren't you?What does your mom *really* know about gardevoir with huge throbbing girl dicks anyway!It isn't like she has one right?
Is there anything *wrong* with being a slut for gardevoirs?
>>81932869Uhhh full-sized gardevoir cocks are a choking hazard and creampies make babies! My mom would kill me if I got pregnant...
>>81930733Will people judge if you give away high IV Ralts eggs regularly? Asking for a friend.
>>81933572Anything you put in you mouth is a chocking hazard, AIR is a chocking hazard, you may as well at least be chocking on something that tastes good right? And its not like anybody is guaranteed to get pregnant! Not that she even needs to know.
>>81933685You might get confused looks if you started out selling them, but so long as you're never caught with some frankly inordinate ammount then people won't take issue!
Guys why do I always end up begging for it when we fuck even when I said she'd pull out this timeAlso how do bra sizes work, do these every shrink back?
>go to the gym>use adductor machine>can't stop thinking about gardevoir spreading my legs and stuffing meNo homo
How do I get my gardevoir to stop getting my "consent" while on a sex high? She's already gotten me a tongue and a navel piercings and pouts when I bring it up. I feel like a hooker.
Gardevoir's got some weird team-building ideas, but I can't deny the results (she's happy).
I love gardevoir cock.I love gardevoir cum.I love gardevoir creampies.I love gardevoir penetration.I love gardevoir gokkun.I love gardevoir gangbangs.I love gardevoir mating sex.I love gardevoir risky sex.I love gardevoir.I love being a slut for gardevoir.I love riding gardevoir.I love gardevoir deepthroat.I love when she scents me.I love gardevoir hormones.I love that shock when she flops her cock on my face and my mouth just starts drooling.I love pretending I'm not unable to tear my eyes from her cock or outright refuse anything so she just talks circle around me the moment she comes close.I'm not gay though.>>81894977>>81895491What about gardevoir lovers & cock thirst groups?Actually that's a dangerous idea. They're sexual enough without posters giving them ideas.
What is the ideal futanari gardevoir height and cock size?
>>81893669If think there'd be entire towns who'd become tourist traps where the gardevoirs are effectively running the show and people who aren't careful end up staying and then getting introduced by interesting local customs. Probably also a LOT of futavoir porn and trainers looking for one.
>>81940133>Is it safe to play chicken at a gardevoir bar?
Futavoirs should cock vore willing prey.
>>81927220Oral. But only if it's forced.
