Pegging EditionPrevious: >>81920048
xth for ___!
>>81931530>>81931601Asuka getting the same treatment as Bocchi got last thread
>>81931530_____ and Rance.
My baby.
>>81931726My cock
>>81931726who?
>>81931735I want to fuck my teenage e-thot daughter
>>81931683Ask someone.
>>81931735I wanna play her for the hot mom poster but I don't know if I can nail the cringe-isms
Asuka getting fucked by her loyal "dog" (pet anon)
>>81931601sinclair.
>>81932051Owain?
>>81932051Maybe. What did you have in mind?
no avas will be posting for a while or they will get the dog fucking pinned on them.
>>81932096i want to write the scene where he gets broken by kromer into becoming the person she imagined him to be. something set as his house is torched by the inquisition. some rape and blood and such until he at last cracks and falls into her embrace.there is one other idea i might have thats somewhat milder but thats the main one that i want.i'll have to leave shortly but tell me if that at all interests you, i'll answer when i return if so.
>>81932192Works for me. How brutal you plan on going? Just rape or do you plan on goring him?
dead
>>81931601More petplay. I would also like to try being praised.
>>81932463Post how cute you are and I might adopt you.
>>81931601
>>81932531I'm not very cute. I'm not cute at all, really.
>>81931601Konosuba girls
Low energy, pre sleep lurking....
>>81932553Low energy ballzuri
>>81932578Mhmm, no.Oyasumiiiiii thread.
cripple butts
>>81931494>Each orgasm served to pull him deeper while milking his length. It didn't take long for the tip to start hitting her cervix, smearing it with the various juices covering it. His huge, swollen knot getting "kissed" by her lower lips, her clit pressed directly against it.PANT PANT!>He felt a surge of need welling up, starting to thrust wildly inside of her. His swollen nuts swing forward each time, smacking hard against her stomach from bellow. He was close, all that was left was to push it all in and lock her to him.(For Bocchi, sorry it took so long.)
is anybody else having weird loading issues with 4chan
>flies away
>>81931601Me being discretely, ruthlessly eliminated by a major celebrity who groomed me, begging them to let me live instead of choking me to death
Marina? Gonna be here tonight?
>>81933070Gobbo's revenge
Any lurkers
>>81933425We do a little lurking.
>>81933459Troon Suisei?
>>81933639Indeed.
>>81933660I see. Not big into your kind but I hope you have fun today.
>>81933459Thoughts on the ruff times we've been in these past few hours?
>>81933070Yes.
>>81933668Thank you, anon. Very sweet of you! >>81933710If you mean thread drama, shitposting, and the like, I simply ignore it. Those who are here to roleplay will roleplay, I'm not concerned with those who aren't.
>>81933727Do you like oral-only scenes? Well-described blowjobs are a favorite of mine.
>>81933035>Her release eluded her. The dog kept humping at her longer than she could have imagined, till the point of her own exhaustion.>She folded her arms and buried her face in them. All she could do was try to not collapse beneath the mass and force of the beast.(it's fine)
>Trump adding his signature to bills.So we moved from petro dollar to pedo dollar.
>>81933893Stop posting politics Azula
>>81933425
>>81933799I do. It needs context and a bit of setup, of course, but oral is quite fun.
>>81933893>he thinks it's new for politicians to be pedosEvery powerful man in the world going back 50 years is in the epstein files, and before epstein there was some other guy working as pimp to the global elite.
Troon Suisei and Toji huh
>>81933965Previous pedophiles didn't put their signature on the money
>>81934001I'm looking at one with the signatures of the secretary of the treasury and the US treasurer. Being honest, do you think it's any kind of meaningful change for the president's signature to be on them?
>>81933192
>>81933965I mean like, It's kind of open secret that powerful men fucked kids throughout the whole history. It's just that they did it as a regular sex instead of occult ero-guro feast
>81933922Insane how Spoiled will post 2 minutes after anything to mention Azula. Does he not have a job?
>81934055>81933922Insane you both spend your entire fucking day here.
>anon drags out on sex scenetypical
>>81933995Is it time for me to enter Chaser Mode?
>>81934116https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60286042/#q60289207Spoiled is legit a mental burnout.
You ever have an idea for a scene that immediately gives you a vivid mental image of the kind of character you want to use, but then finding art that approximates that mental image turns out to be so impossible that you just give up on the idea altogether?
>>81934157? Huh
>>81934219Use your imagination. No art. No images. Final destination.
>>81934212i think i can speak for the thread by saying azula was a shit writer but spoilshit is mentally disturbed
>>81934586It’s not that hard desu.
>>81934219No quite, bit I also cheat with how acquire my pics.
>>81934606Real. Using images is the hardest part.>t. the writer
>>81934586That's fine for me, but people tend to expect art. Local culture in this thread makes it feel like doing your partner a disservice not to have some.
>>81934597I enjoyed playing with Azula. Tough beans for Spoiled.
>>81934597>i think i can speak for the threadI’ll stop you right there.
>>81934648Same.
>>81933860>A few frantic thrusts later she would be able to feel how his cock starts to twitch even more wildly, starting to swell to an even large size. He needed to be as deep as possible, to have himself buried to the hilt inside of her. He whined with need, desperately trying to get that last bit of himself inside.>Finally there was a give, his knot sliding into her just as it started to swell up. At the same time, his tip through her cervix, right as his balls started to clench up against her.>His release was enormous, potent canine seed flooding the tight confines of her womb while he howled in ecstasy. Each pump ensured more of his powerful doggie sperm would make their home inside of her, while the knot at the base made sure nothing would escape.
>>81934642Fret not. The only image you need to paint is a vivid one through your words. Images you post should complement your writing like a fine icing.
Didn't Spoiled want Azula at some point? What happened?
>>81934648>>81934661A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed!How do you type with hooves, Mr. Ed?
>>81934693Maybe. More likely is some /hg/ shitposter group passed Azula's name around then ran the idea into the ground, as shitposters do.
Ossu. Happy Thursday, thread.
/ERP/. Watashi kawaii /ERP/. I'lll tell you. It's one person this time.
WHERE ARE THE AVAS?
>Shitposter Try to be Funny Challenge: Impossible
>>81934785>posted it again award
See? You can bait them with anything. They're desperate for interaction, but they don't know how to get it so they act out. Basic psychology.
>>81934693That was Guts back in 2019Spoiled hated them for playing with Milky, and being ESL I think, then other shitposters ran with it.
>>81934813>thumbs up
>>81934748Welcome anime man.
>>81934821I was also curious about Guts. Who was he?
>>81934830Greetings, anonymous man. Thankyuuu.
;)
Gay rape nigs
>>81934210Just hit (he)r up, dude.
>>81934853Massive shitposter. Supposedly he was from Australia and a factory worker.
>>81931601Classical Roman degeneracy as a Senator of the gens Claudia.
>thread is so bored they're talking about shitposters from half a decade agoPack your bags
>>81934210Hi.
Sadako, are you here?
>>81934853The original Guts from /hg/ was the scapegoat of a shitposter who became known as Guts. As the other guy said, massive shitposter. Might've been an ava named Peridot.
>>81935129Hiatus.
>>81934685>The girl could just whimper while her insides were stretched out and she felt the large load of the canine pour inside her body. She was claimed now, there was no doubt of it, every dog would know what she was by the smell alone.>She would have cried had it not felt so good. She wanted detest herself for it but she could not bring out any feelings besides delight, a sense of belonging to the creature thrusting into her. >While he stood atop of her, his cock now sealed inside her body, she raised her head, turned around and started to pet him. Who's a good boy? Who's the goodest boy? ((Time is running short for me. This will be my last post. Thank you for the scene!))
>>81935190Elaborate
>>81934954Your message is received too late, it would seem.>>81935105Heya, queen. You’re seen and valid and all that. I don’t actually know what you’re into though, besides playing this Suisei character with a dick. Perhaps you could enlighten me.
>>81934853>The original Guts is from /hg/. He has nothing to do with /erp/. This thread and /hg/'s most obsessed shitposter predates the original Guts as a shitposting addict. This shitposter never even had the nuts to pick up an ava either which is what makes him so funny. Eventually this shitposter started framing Guts for his own shitposting in 2017. Which works, until the original Guts got a life, which nu-Guts still hasn't figured out how to do. Many such cases. oof lmao, this is back from 2020. Makes you wonder if losers like this can ever sort themselves out.
>>81935194>His tail began to wag harder, he was a good boy! He ran his long, wide, flat tongue along her neck when she turned around, returning the affection she was giving. He was not finished by any means if his still hard cock was anything to go by, there we many loads just waiting to be put in her.>For the moment however he was happy to just lay there on top of her, leaning into every stroke of her hand.(Alright, have a good one then! Happy to play with you, would play again.)
Man this thread really used to be more alive
>>81935217Retired
Thinkin bout peen…
>>81935231I really ought to make a card at some point. I like most everything. I really wanted to write her without having to make an F-list profile or that hassle. I may end up doing that anyway. I'm a people pleaser. I'm happy if my partner is happy.
>>81935457It’s dire. Most of the avas seem to have fucked off.
>>81935533You got what you wanted. Chased off the shit avas and the rest followed.
>>81935533You know it's bleak when Lappland retires.
>>81935457https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/13922624/#q13925669lol
>>81935599They did? Link?
Someone reccommended I use another browser to see if it works and for some reason yandex works so yay but man this shit's laggy. I'll probably still be mainly over on 8 but it's good to have the option to post here if I wanted to desperately. Must've been some dynamic ip stuff so maybe it'll be fixed after a while or something. Anyways folks nice to see yall.
>>81935669Welcum back Caren.
>>81935669Sup Caren. Sucks you won't be here more often but it's nice you have the choice to come over on occasion.
>>81935661https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81912040/#81917253
This is Mizuki’s fault unironically.
>>81935669>Dynamic ipThat's typically how false range bans get administered. Check your ipv4 and note how often it changes.
>>81935669Are thinks more lively on 8 Caren-senpai?
RIP BITCH
>>81935690>What if it was a sussy imposter?
>>81935730Probably not. They haven't showed up.
>>81935669Hey there caren. Wolfman here. Due my idiocy I locked myself out. I have a place to slag at but doorsmith won't open till tomorrow. If you can tolerate me being slow I can phonepost.
>>81935730Saw this coming desu
>>81935761LOLOh man
>>81935577>run out shit avas>good avas leave with them???
All the shit avas are at /hg/ though
>>81935837Avas don't want to stick around in an environment where they can be run out at the drop of a hat. You ran out shit avas and the good avas made a server to flee to. Congrats.
>>81935681Not too back since the convenient browser to post on is what's being a pain but nice to be here.>>81935687Mhm and well it doesn't suck as much as this laggy as browser but we'll live since I won't be using it much anyways.>>81935718I see I see, I don't know what that is but I'll look it up maybe and see what you mean.>>81935723Honestly depends on the time of day but it's pretty lively, not as much as here obviously since well less people know about it and those who do use it use it in spite of the wonky ui. But the trash board over there's most lively thread is the erp one so we're doing fine.>>81935761My ass is stupid enough to have done that a few times but lucky for me I can jump our wall and get in anyways so I don't gotta stay outside whenever it happens.No need to force it if things are messy, besides I rather you be nice and comfy and able to masturbate alongside me if you do so while typefucking instead of being frustrated and typing along hehe. Hopefully we can get it done tomorrow since I believe you said that's the last day you could do it until I'm guessing after the weekend. Plus I have your response and can work up my reply until then and post on the day so we can continue so if you wouldn't mind reposting it here then we can smoothly finish things off here at least for easier rereading.
After seeing how you guys shitposted the few people who were here yesterday I don't want to post with face on.
Who are the shit avas and why did they get shitposted out
>>81935898Welcome to 4chan, Anon. Remember that you’re here forever.
>>81935903TestamentMizukiAzula, supposedly
>>81935669>MWAHMWAHMWAHMWUHMWQHMWJHMWLMMWZN
>>81935930Why are they shit?
>>81935903MeMy menDr pavel here
>>81935930Now that he is gone ill admit that the only shitposted him because i was jealous at how much the female avas fauned over him
>>81935977>ill admit that the only shitposted him because i was jealousESL
Anchor for Nurse
>>81935858>>81865483>She was wonderful - both in the way she felt and the way she tasted. Soft and smooch, untouched by age, lean with a weak taste of salt from her sweating. Then she moved herself, pressed her own thighs against his fangs. Several tiny cascades of blood formed across her body. They grew in number and intensity as the wolf buried his teeth just a little harder into her skin, careful to not sewer any muscles or crush the thin bones beneath it. His tongue began to greedily lick up her blood, pressing against her skin to squeeze out more blood. Any other girl, human or wolf, would have passed out already from strain put on their mortal coil. He would have praised her for it had he not had his mouth full >He opened his mouth as much as he could, slid it further up her skin. Only the Girls own hold on his neck and his hands being placed beneath her thighs at the last moment kept her from cutting herself at the large canines at the back of h jaws maw. The girl who had already been small compared to him looked almost whimsical now, the nose of the wolf reaching all the way up to the spot between her amble breasts. When she looked down see would see a pink cavern, encased by razor Sharp teeth and far down at its back was the base of his tongue, the rest of it hidden inside her lithe body, serving her like an obedient dog. He could have probably swallowed her up in one piece if he wanted to, effortlessly tear her into pieces for sure.
>>81935669What's your default? I've had some troubles on other browsers and Opera GX so far hasn't had any big problems.
>>81935875>>81936099>Putting himself to his limits he closed his maw around her body. All his teeth poked into her chest and her back. At some places just they tickled, at others they tore small holes. He would interchange his tongue between penetrating her depths and moving across her body. Tasting everything that was trapped inside his mouth, wiping blood, sweat and her love juices clean from her body. From the outside it looked almost comical. Had one of her men walked in on them they would see their führers head, legs and arms sticking out from the sides of the wolfs jaw.>Apart from the many pointy things poking into her body it wasn't such a bad place to be at. His tongue was soft and diligent, the flesh next to his teeth was soft and a constant stream of hot hair flowed across her body, up onto her face. It carried the smell of her own blood as well as that of many past creature the wolf had felled in his daily struggle to survive.>It was getting too intense for him. Their passionate moment was becoming a struggle against his own instincts, if he failed it would become a contest between his and her reaction speed. Even as all of her was surrounded by his teeth he held no doubt that she could forestall him. Pull that trigger and put a bullet deep between his eyes before he had time to really harm her. And even if he did manage to tear her apart first, the wolf wasn't acting on any affection towards her or even his own self preservation right now. He wanted his shaft to penetrate the ground his tongue had scouted for it and he couldn't very well fuck a corpse.>Staring into her eyes, silently seeking for her permission, two greedy creatures staring back at each other, he opened his maw, clasped his fingers around her thighs and began to lift her upwards. He hoped that she would let him bring her out of it. He prayed to all that wolves held holy that she wouldn't shoot him.
>People ITT unironically use opera gx and don't know an IP is
>>81935521So everything’s on the table, huh? I’ll keep that in mind. I assume Suisei is non-negotiable, however? Same with the dick?
>>81935875>>81936099To answer your post in the other thread. Any ending works. It could be cute and affectionate, to whatever degree young Hitler can feel such emotions
>>81936134I have cissp. Only use ff.
>>81935952A>MWAHMWAHMWAHCUAHSMCHUAHCHUMWAHMMWAH!To you as well senpai.Good to see you as lively as ever in my absence. If there's one thing to look over here for it'd be to see whatever lewd shit my senpai and many others are up to hehe.>>81936101Chrome like a normie, that or firefox but that became a pain to use so it's mainly chrome now and I guess Yandex which works for some reason and the lag has calmed down so I'm warming up to it.>>81936228Wonderful wonderful I'll get the reply up then and post it when next we meet.Mhm yeah we'll just play it with whatever works honestly and the mood of course.
>>81936253Try creating alternative accounts on your chrome. Had my porn one fail while the work one worked
>>81936253So happy to see ya around again! Here’s your Welcome Home present! <3
Caren is fresh out of Beer Hall Putsch
>>81936134Some problem with Opera? Also, yeah, I know what an IP address is. I've had IP range ban instantly checked a different browser and it suddenly worked.>>81936253Haven't used Chrome in ages and Firefox was the last one before I had issues. I don't even know if there are any better browsers, this is good enough for me.
Honestly you learn to love the 2000 character limit after a while. >>81936373Hey there Kris. You are not into dragons in general? Like Susie but as purple. Leslie wants to play.
>>81936292The heck that affects things? I thought it just made it easier to log into things...>>81936307Bold of you to present a nigger rod before a tiny Hitler.>Drools.Ahem thank you senpai...>>81936324What in the sieg heck...>>81936373Perhaps it's just a matter of dealing with it at this point if they all suck to a degree. Maybe I'll look into others to see if they work as well.
>>81936176Everything is on the table! Suisei and the dick are non-negotiable. I may play other characters if I end up staying here.
>>81936515>looks at her butt.
>>81936515So you're up for beast stuff? NTA
>>81936472Don’t worry, his name is Dave and he’s SUPER well behaved! He’s really good at cooking and he’s an AMAZING cuddler and his butt is really round and shiny, and he has lots of bisexual nigger friends that like to come over and hang out! You know, hang out wit dey wangs out! And I bet they’d all pop real nice huge fat boners the moment you walk in dressed like that….ooooh, do you have a spare?? I know they’d love TWO cute lil Hitlerites even more!
>>81936527>Her.
>>81936543NTA either, but I am.
>>81936444Dragons in general are pretty cool. Dunno if I wanna play tonight. There's probably some other stuff I'd play at a later day. Also, I don't believe I see Leslie here, unless that's you without the trip.>>81936472I'm sure you'll figure it out. Eventually.
>>81936543With a compelling enough scenario. I am not going to be interested in some large creature simply raping her.>>81936527>Wiggle.
>>81936096Also, can you kick us off please? Because I tried to write an opener, but it turned out a bit too short. And I realized that for this one I need your help
>>81936515Speaking of I thought a cute idea would be two trans Hololivers going at it but that was a quick basic idea so not even sure which one to pair with her or what they'd do really.>>81936573Ah back in my time they had to be or they got shot but I digress~Fufu all of the army has various outfits and sizes I am sure~ Adorable way to refer to the fuher! And comparing something so dark to a pure white sobstance. Bravo on knowing how to stand out!>>81936598I have no choice at this point so we'll get to a comfortable point at some point hopefully.
>>81936653Angel...
>>81936653Sex>>81936659Disgusting
>>81936096>>81936659Fufu, even a starter is too difficult for such a pathetic nonny. Very well. Wait warmly.
>lapis posting black dick at the "nazi" avaI love her
>>81936653You got some spice to ya. I love that. Have my business card.>It's just a piece of notebook paper that has 'Anonymous' scribbled on it with green marker.See you around.
>>81936472They probably treated as completely different browsers. No shared cookies or stuff.
>>81932235still there, my sinclair? i'm back. i want to torment him mentally and perhaps harm his body... but no limbs will be removed or any such irreplaceable harm, after all, prosthetics are impurities. there will be some blood and guts but those will come from others. i have a handful of ideas in mind but don't want to spoil things all too much. just tell me if there is anything you really wouldn't want.
>>81936598Just want to see Kris get fucked by big reptile.
>>81936690I believe we both really enjoyed pairing her with Towa. I would be more than happy to do that. Anyone you wish to play would be welcome, Caren-senpai.>>81936692I am not Angel. I apologize for any confusion. I still need to speak with him.>>81936696Suisexo.>>81936755See you, Anonymous.
>lapis posting black dick at the "nazi" avaI wish we could ban him.
>>81936690I’ll have to practice my German…but yeah, I know they’ll love my butt in those super tight military pants, and my feet in those cool shiny boots! I bet they’d even wear red armbands for us, those sweet loyal nigs~>>81936746>Smooch And I love YOU Anon! It’s been tooooooo long since Gura has faced up against a retardedly huge thicc mouthwateringly suckable nigga peen….
>>81936755Impressive, very nice. Lets see Paul Avas business card
Who is the Carl of ERP
why does it look like a schrom
>>81936690Yeah, hopefully>>81936813Well, you won't see "Kris" unless it directly involves Susie (or Noelle) (or another Deltarune character if you can convince me)But uh, you could get Anon, the Human... that's like, good enough, right? And if you mean fucked by as in Kris getting dicked, definitely no. If that's not what you mean and it's just normal sex then, you know, sure, probably.
>>81936836Big bisexual black cock (BBBC)
>>81936777Okay now that you say that it does make sense actually if it keeps you logged into stuff and makes it easy it has to change up the whole browser. Maybe I'll try it sometime.>>81936825Oh yeah that one's a cute pairing since I love both of them. Towa and Suisei finding out about eachother, sexual tension and whatever lewd activities insue I suppose.Hehe well if I think of anybody more fitting I guess it could still work. The only other I got is Ollie only because she'd be chaotic and simping over her senpai.>>81936836Ripping it off and to the side to fuck eachother like the monkeys you are.>Bites lip.Fufu that'll be fun to see! >>81936940Mhm mhm.
>>81936954Bisexual white couples sharing huge BBC together…and not in the cliche cucking kinda way, more like the wife is a Fujo getting off watching her man suck an equally manly dick! Or Gura enjoying her Daddee’s huge ivory dong and his work buddy’s huge ebony shlong! Mmph, don’t tease me Anon…you’re gonna have to take responsibility for how horni I’m gettin’…>>81936985Mmmm, ooooooh yes, we’ll have some fresh crazy adventures soon, I’m sure!>MwahwahwahLovely to see you back, kouhai~
>>81936871No one suffers enough to be him. Anon if someone needs to be picked but he also fits shake.
>>81937052Rubbing her husbands shoulders and encouraging him that he can take it all, giving him pointers that he needs to relax his throat etc
>>81936985Ollie is a great choice too! Her chaotic energy and level simp adds some levity to things I really like. There's some selfishness on my part as well. I would enjoy you writing Ollie a lot.
>>81936940All good and yes. That works.
>>81937052Eating out her husbands ass to prepare him for it
>>81936659>Rum Island had never seen such crowds throughout it's entire history. The entire community had taken up arms when the first pirate vessel had breached their horizon, but once the tenth had done so within that very same hour, all had semed lost. Now that number had been multiplied tenfold more, and not just with the arrival of pirates. Noble families from across the Grand Line, disgraced marines, any man who could charter, or stow away, aboard a ship had tried to make their way to this unassuming island for one simple reason.>"ROYAL WARLORD BOA HANCOCK TO CHOOSE HUSBAND ON RUM ISLAND!">The newspapers had only arrived the morning after all the suitors. Rum Island was too far out of the main routes through Paradise, bordering the calm belt so closely that children could to the Sea Kings whenever they surfaced along the eastern coast. It was for that reason it'd been chosen, the closest island on a direct route from Amazon Lily. The idea of needing a male for anything was disgraceful, but babymaking was the one thing a Kuja could not accomplish alone. Hancock displayed her contempt for the requirement with her choice of location, irritating for others to reach but beyond simple for her. She arrived fashionably late, hours after the time allotted, with no grand entourage. Only a single ship with a bare bones crew, Boa stepping from her vessel with little notice to throng of excitement around her.I... I'm sowwy for being wate~ Pweese forgive me~>Some unlucky men broke into pieces as they thudded into the ground around her, their bodies turned to stone by the display of cuteness. A path was cleared for Hancock to strut towards the stage prepared for her, one impossibly long leg in front of the other like she was a model on a runway. Her body was a mix of slender tone and bountiful flesh, ass wobbling beneath her gown and overdeveloped chest ready to burst from her top.(Lil more)
I'm banned I suppose?
>>81937192You are not it was revealed
>>81937052That much is sure my negroid friend.>Mwahmwhamwha's back.Mhm good to be here even if it's a pain it's still nice to post again.>>81937124Mhm and girl would ironically go full on when she finds out her senpai is the same as her and talk casually about dicks and stuff. Hehe it's good to be a bit selfish this place is to enjoy yourself afterall no need to force anything unless you'll have fun with it. I wrote her for like a couple posts once as a major gooner kouhai so it works.
>>81937192Oh weird I can post on my phone under the same IP even while my PC is temp range banned due to abuse. The heck...
>>81936659Perhaps you all expected some tests of valor, or an opportunity to plead your case as to why I should take you as my mate. There is no need! I am far enough above you all that every man is akin to an ant! You cannot be told apart!>As she spoke, Hancock's beautiful face slowly began to disappear from view. Her back was bending, the audience's sight of her face replaced by the underside of her massive, heaving bust.This callousness will be forgiven by for you. Both that of my words, and my choice. For! I am beautiful!>Hancock was staring at the azure sky as she pointed, a moment pregnant with the anticipation of thousands treated as a joke. She didn't even care to look at the lucky(?) man who she had so carelessly taken as her husband, maintaining her skyward pose as she left the stage, her guards appearing on either side of her chosen and dragging him, whoever he may be, to her ship.
>>81937128Man, what a freaky deer...
>>81937223See>>81935669
>>81937118Mmm, leaning in to help lick the balls…so freakin cute…..<3Maybe even doing that thing where she uses her feet on the balls/base while someone else sucks the head and shaft!>>81937138Definitely! And vice versa too! And I hope she tongues the big nig’s thick ass homie butt too, so her hubby can nail the dude in missionary while she lays on top of the nigga and sucks his big huge flopping dick while her husband fucks him! Maybe even rolling dice or doing something equally arbitrary to decide who goes first…~
>>81937246Yep seems like a similar case as Caren hence the I suppose and the heck...
>>81937258She gets so wet watching the strong nig pin her husband down making him squeal but he kisses him with so much fire abs passion
>>81937217That girl is definitely a gooner. Any time you would like to get into something I would love to.
>>81937364Fufu definitely and give her a dick and she's definitely jerking it to her senpai's streams. I'd say whenever is fine by me as long as I'm not busy with anything else of course.
>>81937417Of course, of course. Happy to do it on 8 as well, if you continue to have trouble. I lean toward playing Suisei modestly sized, will that bea ll right?
>>81937477Now it may be more convenient for me over there but I don't know if it'll be for you since I remember it being rough to get used to that ui so i wouldn't mind biting the bullet for my kouhai either.Ah well modest for Sui-chan is cute handfuls so I don't mind either, I love my flatties though so Ollie will be boobless lest you want her to have some then I wouldn't mind either.Oh that makes me think Bae would hilarious too lowkey kek. One at a time I suppose.
>An hour for a barebones shitty greentext porn plot openerMy goat is finished
>>81937557Flat Suisei is just correct. I meant down below, Caren-senpai. Bae would be an interesting one! One at a time, to be certain. I'm happy to get around to all of them.
>>81937636Cope and seethe, Toji.
>>8193763623 minutes or so desu.
There is an unusual amount of touhou and jackalman from thundercats pornlook it up on the boorus
>>81937688Fast like a horse.
>>81937332Man, just in general the idea of two dudes goin at it megagaystyle while the woman is exclusively for polishing their assholes….crazy hotness!
>>81937668Justice even some may say. Oh well yeah I was leaving that up to you I don't mind, if you have any preference for Ollie's size do say so too. Wouldn't mind having whatever kind with her. Hehe now that's something to look forward to!
>>81937707We shat Gobbo out, can we do this shitter next?
>>81937706I am the horsest.
>>81937680You guessed wrong.
>>81937721Very much something to look forward. Flat is justice! A flat chest is a status symbol! I have no preference on Ollie's size!
>>81937738My wife out of frame.
>>81937707Mmhm! To prepare her husband while he’s slurpin on that literal footlong fudge packer And then Jermaine because black kings need all the love and pleasure they can get.
>>81937774You are maidenless.
>>81937764Then in that case I'll go modest too so they can match and whatever happens happens hehe.I guess another question would be who's topping or if they'll just do whatever since I can honestly see both taking either position.
>>81937738And still lose to golshi
>>81937234>>81937174>That day, Anon worked harder than he ever had in his life. Usually, when unloading ships at the port of Rum Island, he always took his time. Careful not to strain his back, which had been worn down by long years of dock work. He was already at an age when his body, worn out by heavy physical labor, was beginning to demand rest. That's why he sought to give it that rest at every spare moment. However, when hundreds of enormous ships with bright coloured sails adorned with skulls and other intricate heraldry filled the horizon. And then those aboard those ships came ashore on the island without drawing their weapons or resorting to extortion. Instead they started discussing some "legendary event" the details of which the man could not hear due to the echo of a thousand voices. It turned the animated conversations of pirates, marines, and other vagabonds into something resembling the cry of seagulls. Anon decided that today his back could endure a little discomfort. After all, what is a little discomfort compared to participating in such a grand event! After unloading the last crate from the tiny cargo ship onto the ground, the man darted into the thick of the crowd to squeeze through the living wall of people toward the center. From the loud conversations of the island’s guests, he gathered that “Boa Hancock herself would soon be here to choose a husband.” Anon himself, who lived by honest labor and had never been particularly interested in the alluring life of an adventurer, had never even seen a bounty poster with her face on it. So his curiosity only flared up even more when he heard that she was supposedly the most beautiful woman in the world. 1/2
>>81937174>Hearing a voice that silenced the entire crowd, the man began pushing his stocky frame through the crowd with even greater zeal until he soon made his way to the front row. There, her guards grabbed him by the arms and, without further ado, led him onto the ship as if they were taking him to his execution rather than to a new life as a newlywed. Meanwhile, Anon managed to catch a glimpse of his new wife. A young, towering woman with body proportions he could never have imagined, let alone seen, on his cozy home island. However, he’ll probably never see her again. Since Empress will likely send him away as soon as she realizes her new husband is just some old dockworker who can’t stop leering at her as if she were living pornography
>>81937808Mmmmm….tell me this. Is it hotter if they are on vacation somewhere, maybe Jamaica or something, to enjoy the local ‘color’? Or if they invite some suave black local gigolo to come into their White household and liven up the nightlife their marital bed? Either way, so hot imagining the wife jilling off crazy style with her face flattened into a muscular, hairless, homo-coded nigger booty. Tongue shoved as far as she can get it up his rear end while he prone bones her husband, listening to him moan in ways she’s never heard before, taking a sloooow smoooooth creamy romantic black cock reaming…
>>81931601Xth for muzzling the beast and calling her a good girl as you fuck her from behind.
>>81937867I can see both taking either as well. Ollie's excitability makes her super fun in both roles. Would be fun if she were quite an energetic bottom. Not that I'm not willing to have Suisei bottom as well!
>And before you get any ideas of trying that shit on me here’s my declaration for you: I’m not leaving. You’re stuck with me to the bitter end.xoxo and I’ll play increasingly weirder and weirder shit and sleep like a baby at night knowing I’ll be rent free in your head>And before you get any ideas of trying that shit on me here’s my declaration for you: I’m not leaving. You’re stuck with me to the bitter end.xoxo and I’ll play increasingly weirder and weirder shit and sleep like a baby at night knowing I’ll be rent free in your headKekLmaoMight be the most retarded ava we had in a while. Rest in piss brain damage Gobbo, here's for Lapis leaving next!
>>81937974He actually said that?
>>81937974Bro literally making shit up keklmao
>>81937949Mhm it's hard to decide positions with these two switch ass vtubers however. And since you are very much like me and love pleasing their partner and you stated a preference I'll have to latch onto that and bottom as Ollie hihi! Maybe we can switch it around with these two so we can do both technically!
>>81938008Yes.>>81938019Copehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80989700/#q80995540
This nigga will be posting about gobbo while he is busy raising his third child
29M - Looking for someone to voice chat with while I jerk off. We can just talk while you enjoy the sounds I make, or you may jerk off with me, or even give instructions if that is your thing. Just want to have someone be with me while I do it and hear me. My Discord: cym199_27568
>>81938022If there's anything at all you'd like to see in terms of kinks or the like, don't hesitate to ask! Doing both is fun too! Ollie is such a menace in the best way. I think once she finds out she wouldn't be able to contain herself.
>>81937928I was thinking like they were friends with Jermaine. Kris found interracial gay porn on Jason’s computer and they had a talk about his bisexuality and she finds out she’s into it. I kind of don’t want to do it as a cuck thing, really. I’m okay with it being them on vacation, but I figured the familiarity between the three would help. I should’ve prefaced it before now but I am unable to play tonight, just discuss a bit. I hope we can set up for tomorrow or Saturday?How do you feel about food play? Like Kris puts whipped cream on Jermaine’s chocolate covered banana and has Jason lick it off
>>81938124Nigga I'm sending you scat and dead niggers
Where, uh, where are the avas who play straight female characters..?
>>81938168One of them just retired.
>>81938168Caren is hecking there
>>81938185Is there really no one else
>>81938125Not sure what icks you have so just some trans on trans action can work for me, we'll work through the lewdness and see what hits and doesn't. Mhm that's why we love Ollie, she'd ask to be bred by her senpai's cock and would want to breed her senpai all at the same time. >>81938185>>81938168Now tbf most of my characters are bi due to me being bi.
>>81938196Beggars can't be choosers. Play or fuck off
>>81938200Thoughts on Gobbo thinking he could threaten anon?
>>81937974He has knocked up two women. What have you done except bred your hand while you type shit on here
>>81938139That’s fine, I’m also just in the planning/chatting gear for right now! Which one(s) of them are you interested in playing, by the way? Foodplay a major YES, I love dessert fun! How loud and nasty does the couple get? Is one or the other a little more dirty/playfully aggressive about calling him nigger/nigga?
>>81938196There is Marina when they are in of getting raped
>>81938183Who?
>>81938240Get the fuck out retard
>>81938247in the mood of"
>>81938228His wife and...?
>>81938260
>>81938196what's wrong anon. Afraid of strong independent German women?
Anyone wanna chat?
>>81938290You saw what happens when you try to spite anon. You're next in the chopping block LOL
>>81937878>>81937898>Hanock's flippant choice, and even more the method by which she'd made it, caused no little uproar. Even her guards, trained Kuja warriors, would be hard pressed to hold back so many pirates who felt justly cheated out of their chance. As Hancock descended the stage amongst the drawing of hundreds of swords and thousands of pistols, she elegantly twisted on her high heels, facing the angered throng. Slowly, her posture righted itself, beauty beyond measure once more gracing such a pitiful, backwards island.Don't be maaad...~>The men in front of her already had pink hearts where their eyes should be, but Hancock imitated the shape with her hands just in case.Mero Mero Mellow~>Her expression hardened the moment the words left her mouth, Boa Hancock giving no further thoughts to the crowd of stone statues left in her wake. She'd release her ability and free them once they'd set sail. Or maybe in a few days, when she remembered to do so.Where is the wretch who is to me by husband?>Once comfortably seated on her ship, one metre long leg folded over the other and exposing her underwear, Boa had Anon brought before her. She stared at him for a few moments, eyes running up and down his body in likely the most analysis she'd ever given a male since becoming Empress.Not a cripple, so an acceptable choice. You should be able to give me children.>Hancock stood, chest jiggling from the motion. Standing over 2 metres tall in her high heels, she loomed over Anon by a good few inches, massive jugs close to face height as they protruded from her impossibly slender torso. Below her barbie doll waist, hips flared out on either side, wider than Anon despite his build and supporting her massive behind. Running a hand through her hair, Boa threw it over her shoulder and pointed directly at Anon.Bow to your Empress. And speak not your name! Hubby will be enough once we're wed.>Wink~
>>81938240I was thinking I’d play more of the submissive role? So either Kris or Jason if that’s okay? I definitely see Kris as being the instigator and the loud one and Jason as more of the shy guy. Thoughts on cross dressing? And pregnancy talk? (Obviously no real pregnancy but jive talk about doing it while balls deep)
>>81938298I simply have no idea what you like to write, I don't think I've ever seen you play here
>>81938286His (ex) wife and new bitch
When I was clear why I shitpost you erpfags I got tons of seethe and moaning about how you're the ones that actually care about portraying the characters you play well. Explain this shit then >>81938320
>>81938328Not into the crossdressing in this scenario, if anything emphasizing *more*masculine aspects, maybe even gender-inverted crossdressing would be more up my alley. Probably not into pregnancy talk either, it’s just fuckin for pure pleasure’s sake. Cum goes in the asa purely because it feels amazing to do so! But I’m sure with this premise we can hit a bunch of fun themes and make something really spiffy! I mean, uh…illin’!
>>81938339I am not caren. But beastmen among other things if you look at the post furher up above.
I feel bad for Gobbo's daughter. Imagine your father being a retarded gooner who RPs gay shit and monkey Korra in F-List and a smut roleplay thread. We know he phoneposted all the time, just thinking of how his gallery is full of family pics together with the most disgusting porn in existence makes my skin crawl. Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
>>81937727I fucking hope. It's bad enough when the worst lapis does is post deranged /co/shit, this deserves a rope.
I am getting the impression that shitposter is not just trying to cause drama but think they are policing the thread. One is annoying, the other is just sad.
>>81938429He should fuck off to /blacked/ and stay there desu
>>81938168The monkey’s paw curls. You’re gonna get topped by a futa.
Tbh seeing this irl blacked stuff is pretty bad.
>>81938394So like jockstraps? And yeah! I’m so excited I can’t waitI definitely would like Jermaine to be hood if possible. Like gay but still a thug
>>81938453Futas aren't female.
>in the chopping blockDeprive all ESLs of fuel required for a subsistence lifestyle. I am a moderate.
>>81938461What is cracking me up is that you just know both of them are the whitest gooner itt.>I definitely would like Jermaine toNegro please.
>>81938461Just filter it crybaby
>>81938431They will shitpost for six hours straight but would never play a scene.
>>81938484>You have to install a shit extension to use the thread chudOr we can shitpost Lapis out.
>>81938431They won’t be happy until everyone is ran off and they are left alone here
>posting blackedfags being white as a novel realizationshitposters are NOT sending their best
>>81938369>you didn't portray this big tit whore from a Japanese children's manga correctlyLmaoing at your life. Oda would tell you to jump in the ocean.
Every time I open this thread I think "seems pretty awful now, but maybe it'll be better another day." Then I come back and it's worse. Last time was 700 posts arguing about whether someone should apologize, now this? What is this place going to be in another week, gifs of irl bestiality? Fucking hell.
>Gets controversial all the time>Posts egregious shit all the time>Posted a real children as reference once>Shit kinks, shit personality>Barely even targeted by shitters
>>81938483>>81938506Chinks. It's always chinks posting this interracial shit.
>>81938488I think they play scenes. Once the shitposting ceased the second an anon jumped on femanons starter. They may unironically blame avas with weird kinks for the lack of vanilla avas. Because they are braindead.
>>81938501Lapis is a golden god around this place. A fucking institution! they are the most approachable and open to both anons and avas. They also get play every time they show up, unlike you cucks
>a real childrenHang it up spoiled. You can't even string sentences together at this point.
>>81938536>They also get play every time they show up, unlike you cucksLapis seethed at the entire rooster of avas for not playing with him.
>>81938536Hang yourself.
>>81938550>Actively played with marina, gobbo, Leslie, reze and more.
>>81938550>>81938565Verses you who plays nothing
>>81938339Just ask them>>81938200
>>81938462Yeah, especially putting her in one, it’s a little silly but I think really cute! I love this idea of the girl fetishizing gay men really hard, even wanting to sorta be ‘one of the boys’ or at least like a ‘coach’—setting them up and helping them along for some crazy fun back n forth! And I think I can try that, I might lean a little more toward gay than hood, but we’ll make something we both can get into! >>81938480I just don’t understand why, if someone has internet access and chooses to come to a place like this, you would do anything besides jerk off and have fun. Either their dicks are broken and it’s out of spite, or they’re genuinely retarded. Or just have nothing positive to offer anyone and so just feed on the negativity. >>81938550>the entire rooster
>>81938535>They may unironically blame avas with weird kinks for the lack of vanilla avas. But this is unironically true. Vanilla is dead, all you see nowadays is Lapis tier shit or futa>>81938565>Being this much of a retarded newfagHow does that change the fact Lapis shat on anime avas (90% of the thread) for no reason other than getting no play?
You guys are pathetic letting shitposters take over your thread every day
>>81938579Inb4 "I like a lot of stuff"
>>81938600Ooh I got you! Like Brenda and ray in Scary movie where he puts her in a football uniform.
Anyone wanna talk?
>>81938299>>81938637Blow your head right off faggot
>>81938637What’s up nonny
>>81938624So just come with a suggestion. Do you think someone who plays loli hitler getting Cunnilingus by a werewolf involving borderland gore is going to be picky.
>>81938320>For several minutes, Anon didn’t say a word. It seemed as though Hancock’s thunderous, harpy-like voice couldn’t penetrate his eardrums at all. Only now did he realize just how lucky he’d been today Andd that even though the woman had spoken of him as if he were cattle she’d bought on the cheap, he’d still gained full access to her body. The body of the legendary pirate empress, tales of whom he had only begun to recall now that he could see her in person.Listen, Boa, can I... Can I touch you?>Not entirely sure if this was real, Anon reluctantly and slowly folded in two in the deepest bow. As deep as his belly allowed him to do so. After that, without waiting for an answer, he sank his calloused palms hardened from many years of work in the docks into her luscious bust. which was much larger than his ex-wife’s or, for that matter, any woman he had ever seen in his life?So soft! The softest I've ever touched!>Meanwhile, his current wife could already see how his hard work pants were nearly bursting from a boner slightly thinner than her straw-thin stomach
>>81938600>if someone has internet access and chooses to come to a place like thisIt's possible to be addicted to erping. It's also possible to be addicted to shitposting. Why is an interesting question, but it's easy to assume a combination of failed parenting and illness like untreated ADHD.
I just hate the shitters making this thread worse, simple as. I don't consider myself the bad guy of this story. Shitters with bad rp and unpleasant personalities deserve to be shitted out of the thread. What made /erp/ special in the first place was its good avas.
>>81938661I'll be honest with you anon. Caren writes like shit.
Thank you Lapis for ruining the thread by posting 3dp blackedshit in the well known tolerant site known as 4chan
>I just don’t understand why, if someone has internet access and chooses to come to a place like this, you would do anything besides jerk off and have fun. Lapis either genuinely doesn't understand how disgusting his fetishes are to people who don't share them or is the most willfully obtuse motherfucker imaginable.If someone is spamming scat photos every 60 seconds, you're not going to be having fun in that thread. You're not going to be turned on, because you're looking at the least erotic posts in the world next to the posts you're here for. It's like no one ever explained the concept of a turn-off to them, or that some fetishes are more controversial than others.
>>81938602Anon literally CAN’T keep my name off his mouth…>>81938625Uuuh, I haven’t actually seen that movie, but that sounds right! Fuck yes, so glad you like the idea!
Even gobbo and reze had their place here. Before anyone complains about weird kinks, there are plenty of vanilla sessions and we need variety to thrive
>>81938651Nothing much just at work, I was playing some games on my laptop but got bored. I need to fix some radios but don't want to. How about you?
>>81938729He's a porn addict. No one wakes up one day and decides that they're into blacked shit with foodplay and God knows what else.
>>81938670I think the shitposters are mainly autists. Obsessed with preserving the purity of the thread, can't accept there are different viewpoints (that some people they like don't care about bad avas sharing their thread), latch onto superficial markers as a source of identity. Instead of console wars it is avas.
>>81938686>>81938706>>81938728Nobody cares what you think. They never did. You can spam and sperg out all you want, but the opinions of shitposters simply do not matter. Dollars to doughnuts you can't even name a good ava without shitting yourself like a baby.
>>81938686You're still the bad guy when all you do is drive people out and not contribute. Especially when it makes an atmosphere that the people you allegedly do it for don't want to come here as a result of.
>>81938751Not too much, watching Dexter and playing Pokopia. What games were you playing?
>>81938750>there are plenty of vanilla sessionsVanilla is dead>we need variety to thrive>variety>look inside>Lapis erping himself fucking a cake golemNo we do not
THIS is why these motherfuckers have a containment thread.
>>81938729That’s what the trip is for, you retardPlus I scroll past posts with kinks and pics I don’t like every single thread. I have been going hard on the nigmeat this thread, and I think we all get the idea by now, but yeah, learn to filter ya newbie
>>81938218I'll be real with you chief I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.>>81938339>>81938579Whatever really I'd be down or I'd say I'm not feeling that just depends on what's brought forth.>>81938661Now listen here that some hot stuff right there.>>81938706At least we can agree there, but I'm getting better at least.
>>81938771>Instead of console wars it is avas.Bingo. If it weren't avas it would be Trump vs. Biden. If it weren't that it would be Ukraine vs. Russia. Anything to feel like a part of something when you're nobody.
>>81938774I can name all the good avas we have
>>81938784Just factorio. Is that poke game playable on the original switch or do I need to get a new one?
>>81938778So in your eyes, you guys are the good ones for driving gobbo out and treating him like shit?>We’re hitting autism levels we didn’t think were possible!!
>>81938806Then why aren't you supporting them rather than shitting up the thread for years, retardo?
>>81938799I'm not going to install a virus 4chan extension just to use my thread, you fucking brainrotten porn addict. Buy a shotgun and blow your loner brains out.
>>81938168I do but only when I'm into the scene
>>81938820They aren't around
>>81938817Where did I say that? I'm not part of the people who did anything to gobbo, or treated him like anything. But you're the one talking about how you're the good guy because you're driving out "shitters" which up until he left would absolutely have included gobbo because that list is just made of people you shitpost. Acting like you do anything out of concern for the thread is hilarious.
Lapis want to play? Looking for a frumpy femabitch to impregnate. Thinking Whoopi Goldberg from the nun movie.
>>81938807You have to get a switch 2. I think I read there’s speculation about it later coming to the original switch but I don’t foresee that happening.
>>81938830Not them but you can filter without an extension. The bigger problem is that Lapis posting the shit encourages partners without a trip to spam it as well. (scroll up for the example)
Avas that got shitposted out of /erp/>Paul>Owain>Azula>Mizuki>Misuzu>Rin>Zeta>Testament>Femanon>Gobbo
>>81938848Oh, so you're the same shitter who can't even use his words to discuss, much less RP. Fuck off retard.
Thread hack: with the right characters you can trick lapis into doing vanilla stuff
Is the Werewolf or Silver anon around?
>Good avas>Barely show up>Shitters>Here 24/7It's all so tiresome
>>81938896gigabased high IQ poster
>>81938867NTA but there were like three or four anons around last night that also enjoyed interracial stuff and were wanting to play it. Just because YOU don’t like it doesn’t me the WHOLE thread doesn’t like it.
>Good ava this good ava thatWho the fuck are the good avas? What makes an ava "good"?
>this thread>full of shitposters, dogfuckers, and blackedfags>8>the yuri/futa zone>discord>adds everything I say to the gavernment profile on me>f-list>is f-listThere's nowhere to go.
>>81938896I mean Peg is pretty damn hot
>>81938897Silver is an ava and no
>>81938918You mean the same faggots that were making AIslop of an ava's character getting blacked? Yeah I'm fine without niggers like that
>>81938899As a newfag, every scene I've planned hasn't played out.
>>81938923Oh shit now they are going to break out the retarded tier lists
>>81938862:(
>gavernment
>>81938949Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there a nigger girl session getting fucked by a white dude?
Why is the thread talking about phalluses of the african variety>>81933323Yes, but sadly much too late to do anything. Had to do something today. I apologize deeply, anon. If you're still here. If you've got an idea or we were supposed to continue, I'll be happy to hear it now for you
>>81938860I’ve never seen that movie, I also don’t know what ‘femabitch’ is supposed to mean, but the rest (frumpy older black bespectacled bitch) would be doable. But I’m gonna cum and leave soon I think, and it’s hard to know at this point in time if odd offers are gonna be sincere or not. Sounds like the kind of premise that one euro anon I play with a lot would propose!>>81938896True. I was gonna say, “Vanilla with faceless, personality-less self-insert Anon” is usually not gonna cut it. Comfy, realistic(ish) in universe sex with a great vibe and character dynamics? Hot as FUCK. Themed Anons can be and often are great, but finding someone interested in actually playing a male character to even HAVE vanilla hetero sex with is moderately difficult.
>>81938878Forgot to add Lappland.
>>81938958Yeah it really blows for the majority of people. It’s an alright game, nothing too crazy so I wouldn’t feel like you’re missing out on anything groundbreaking
>tier listsI wish. That would require effort. Nobody here puts effort into anything meta. The last real /erp/ tier list I remember seeing had Trixie on it.
Blacked trannies and faggots are just shit, sorry not sorry. They get off to shit like watching people get beaten up. I don't want to share a thread with "people" like that especially when they already have +4 different threads in this board for that.They actually get off to spamming their shit in places they know it's not wanted btw
>>81938961The third world isn't sending their best.
>>81938878Nothing was lost
>>81938961Typos happen.
>>81938987I don't care about Lappland.
>>81939011Show your contribution then faggot
>>81938994Avas quickly learned tier lists are purely shitposting material. Don't tell me you fell for it.
>>81938994There was that fighting game character select screen that was pretty radAnd that mixtape thing with a song for ever Ava, I thought that was the sweetest thing ever
>>81939022You're lonely and no one loves you irl.
>>81939001Imagine having morals on 4chanGet a load of this retard
>>81938897Which werewolf anon?
>>81939022The fighting game thing was cool, but I don't remember the mix tape. Got a desu link?
>>81939022Was yours Tupac?>I wonder if heaven has a ghetto
>>819389942016 /erp/ metaposting wasn't any good. Give me 2025 any day.
>>81938878>Who>Nigger>Thread scapegoat>Maledom>Crazy troon>Hogs avas>Was good>Troon chaser>Was good>Shit
>>81938945They mean Silver the character from Deadlock, who is a werewolf.
>>81939034>Wdym you don't like trannies gooning to niggers committing crimes you chud retard Something in your life went very wrong
Lappland?
>>81939059God bless Soapie.
>>81939065Don’t see you posting stuff in an outrage when loli or shota stuff is on the board. >Something in your life too went very wrongMaybe it’s time to get off your high horse and look in a mirror
>>81939059Dude, you can count with the fingers of your hands how many avas still come here to play consistently. Fucking grim.
>get off your high horseAre you trying to summon Azula?
>>81939050Nah it was some kinda wacky circus music Touhou jazz ish thing if I remember right.
>>81939083I'll take cunny over tranny blacked shit any day, faggot. And you get banned for posting that while trannies are free to spam as much as they want, see Lapis
>>81939093This is the same cope as 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2024, and 2025. Get real.
>>81939059Crazy. I was here a lot last year, and I still don't recognize a lot of those faces. I wonder how many were only occasionally active, or mostly posted in the discord.
>>81939059Looking at pic rel it seems the overwhelming majority of avas play female characters. Why is anon so angry? Why doesn't he just fuck the avas?
>>81939130Name the ones you know.
>>81939130>mostly posted in the discord.Shut the fuck up already, you keep mentioning it all the time, it doesn't exist. There's zero proof to this day, screenshots or shut. the. fuck. up.
>>81939103ShameAin’t no fun (if the homies can’t have none)
>>81938978Sorry it's not the horse kind mr tentacle
>>81938664>Hearing her name fall from a man's lips made the muscles in Hancock's face twitch. Perhaps she'd muzzle him when not in use, at least until she got used to his presence. His bow was deep enough that she almost smiled, but that thought was swiftly erased from her mind once his hands sank into her massive, jello tits.....>With the powers of her fruit, Hancock could feel the lust and primal hunger for her emanating from Anon's every pore. Functioning eyes would've accomplished the same task. Normally she would've turned him to stone without a second thought and threw his lifeless body overboard for the sea kings to bury.Of course they're soft! Something that looks beautiful must also feel, smell, even taste beautiful!>His rough fingers could almost completely disappear into Hancock's breast meat, each tit almost twice as large as their owner's head. The plump flesh was not only soft, but flexible and elastic, stretching like mochi whenever he tugged and groped before springing back into shape instantaneously afterwards. Anon's touch made Hancock's spine crawl, as she knew it would, but it wasn't as unpleasant as she feared. The urge to petrify him could be held at bay, for now at least, allowing Anon to squeeze his to be wife's jugs all he liked.>Almost experimentally, as if checking how much her body would allow, Hancock grabbed one of Anon's wrists. Her strength was immense, as expected of a warlord, belied by her toneless noodle arms. Anon's hand was guided from her right tit, having left red welts upon the formerly flawless skin, and pressed against the side of her waist.You *may* touch. Wait for my assent next time.>It was a force of will to hold back her powers enough with such lust assaulting her. As Anon's fingers sampled the softness of her stomach, Hancock pulled his hand downward, tracing the impossible inward curve of her waist.(1/2)
>>81939148Misuzu proved it was real
>>81939068Retired.
>>81939117Can’t wait for you to get arrested for liking cunny then getting your ass cored by a nigger
>>81939059Sophie delivers as always. >>81939093Got to row 3 before I hit 11, what are you on?
None going to point out these guys are afraid to install javascript extensions?
>>81939013A and O are on opposite sides of the keyboard my man.
>>81939166By refusing to post *any* proof when asked repeatedly to kek. Get a fucking life already I'm tired of seeing you mention the discord every day
>>81939132>Why is anon so angryWhen you see a flareup of shitposting, it's usually one or two guys trying to bait others, not Anons as a group.>Why doesn't he just fuck the avasThey think they're both above it all and too afraid to screw up. They're the same sort of people who post about games without having played them just because that game features something they hate.
>>81939068Largest region of sweden and finland. Named after an archaic world for sami.
>>81938664>At the thinnest point, at her belly button, Anon would be able to actually close his burly fist around her waist, the very tips of his fingers grazing the bottom of his palm. Lower still would it travel, Hancock's stick insect body ballooning outward into wide, child-rearing hips. Smug, self-satisfaction seeped into Hancock's severe expression as she guided Anon's hand up and down and allowed him to experience the intense contrast of her physique. Once fondling her hips again, Hancock tugged it backward, slipping his fingers beneath her gown to grope the bare skin of her enormous, dumptruck behind. It was just as soft as her breasts, but heavier and plumper, like warm dough between his fingers that seeped through the gaps whenever he squeezed.>At the sight of his erection, Hancock frowned for a moment, then shook her head.We can't mate here. The bed is far too spartan.>It could've fit three women Boa's size with room to spare, the bed set up for them just across the room.
>>81938978You're in a gay mood, so I've been cooking. Basically, a scene that's a bad case of mistaken identity. Astolfo mistakes my character for some other ruler that's on his shit-list, so Astolfo buttrapes and defeats him with a warm, radiant smile on his face. Jovially talking through a smile about how done he was with me, belly to back in a sleeper hold. Not only does he wanna crack in the sexual sense, but he also wants to crack the EXP out of my bones for his leveling. Meeting (who he thinks is) his sworn enemy at a public place and it actually makes his day WAY better. Even thankful.
>>81939189>It's two guysLocal anons join in the shitting too
>>81939177The sort of guy who shitposts on 4chan 24/7 is also the sort of guy who probably has a huge stash of pizza, to be honest. I don't blame them for wanting to avoid prison buttrape.
>>81939224Proof.
>>81939151Oh, tha homies can have as much as they want! Ain’t no thang like gettin banged in a gang!
>>81939183https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80996177/#81001505
>>81939171>>81939232Samefag check. You have five minutes or you're a blacked tranny and I'm shitting your thread every day next week
>>81939152You seem to be sorely mistaken, especially since the girl I'm playing right now has a big juicy wiener that so happens to be black. It's not important, since race isn't a part of it, but there is some form of irony.>>81939208That's a pretty good idea! It's a bit late to do this today, but tomorrow I can very much satisfy that. Or, obviously, whenever you're available.
>>81939269Where is he?
Are these local anons in the room with us now? Anyone who's been here for more than a few months knows it's a schizo spammer or three, that's all.
>>81939142I'll do you one better and list both the ones I know and don't know. anon, ? (Jinx was gone by then, so who's Iono?), Elizabeth, ?, Lappland, Ougi, Caren, Cagliostro, ?, Lapis, ?, Yukari, Revy, Remilia, Flare, ?Zee?, Hotaru, ?, HSKW, ?, ?, Gabu, TojiTharja, Ran, ?, ?, ?, Moe?, Azula, ?, Sophie, Chat, ErikaReze, Massageanon, ?, ?, ?, Zelda, Salome (wasn't she gone by early 2025?), AngelMorrigan (again, retired?), ?, Sponty, Box, Rance, Ann, Ghislaine, Byleth?, Double, Milk, Rin, Patty, Nurse, Schezo>>81939148lmao. You make it sound like some big conspiracy theory.
>>81939256Anoooooooooooonny, you were gonna do that anyway!
>>81939252How is that proof? They could have made it just to fake it. Why didn't they post any screenshots of the discord itself or of chatlogs?>Spoilers. There's no ava server.
>>81939299The Iono was Najimi.
>>81939290Unironically hot as fuck picture even if it is futashit.
>>81939296>It's two guys (Spoiled and Poverty Asuna)! >Looks at the poll>6 votesSo it's not two guys
>>81938978So like, do you actually play females now that could be knocked up?
>>81939059I'm on there.
>>81939207>>81939156(Just wanted to say that your writing is something out of this world Nurse! Gotta get a grip to stop reading and start writing.Also a quick question. What do you think light ntr by comparing Boa to his previous wife? just to emphasise how UTSUKUSHI she is?)
>>81939269Here's the face of the guy that made that. Still makes me laugh to this day. Wonder if he ever got a job.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79840308/#q79842641
Anons keep trying to distance themselves from shitposters but ignore vanilla avas all the time
Reminder that Azula is behind the discord.
>>81939364You're a hors.
>>81939304I can't decide whether you're just really that obsessed with 'not falling for it' or you're part of the server and for some reason have this commitment to keep it a secret. If it's the latter, you should know it really doesn't matter that people know about your chatroom. It's not that big of a deal.
>>81939349>6 votes yes>21 votes no>Milky and shittersIf it was only Milky the no's would be less
>>81939370What a crazy thread. Brapple posting his face, Kamina sperging out, Nozo joining in, whew
>>81939324penis is penis, it's hot no matter who it's attached to.>>81939355Yeah, I have been for many a month now. Every futa character I play can also just be a regular woman.
>>81939290Call you soon, you're suspiciously into horrible horrible sodomy so it'll be lit. >Kisses Astolfo's chest and leaves a lipstick print
>>81939371Most Anons post a few times a day and leave because they've got stuff to do. 2 or 3 shitposters probably make up 50% of all Anon posts, while the remaining 50% are done by the other 20 Anons. The other half of the thread is ava posts.
>>81939370I DIDN'T POST THAT HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE HAVE THAT
>>81939388There's no discord you piece of shit, we're all tired of hearing you bitch about it and the cabal, shut the fuck up faggot
>>81939364Why are you here tonight?>Throws you under a magnifying glass
>>81939059>Not on the gridIt's never been more over.
>>81939367(Write whatever you feel, nonny. Give Hancock something to react to. Go too far though and you will be petrified and the crew will doodle on your stone face.)>>81939383I am????
>>81939381So Azula is the shitposter?
>>81939423You look like a horsie, that's for sure.
>>81939423>Write whatever you feel, nonny.This is concerning. He's trying to communicate with you about an ongoing session and you're brushing his doubts off without so much of a second thought. Please try to be a better roleplaying partner than this.
>>81939428Always has been, are you this fucking stupid?
>>81939418I'm not the "cabal" poster, that individual is an obvious /hg/ tourist who doesn't know anything about people here. Calling it the "cabal" is some weird /hg/ thing, and honestly the fact you brought it up tags (you) as another one of the retards trying to stage an invasion.
>>81939452Proof?
>>81939423(Just trying not to step on your taboos, by the way I've never saw your taboos)
>>81939420>Looks up at you like a bug from under a rock.I can be here if I want. Don't burn me under the magnifying glass!!>>81939434Neigh.>>81939448You know that south park 9/11 episode with the boy detectives? That's how I hear the concern posts now. Oh I've got a RAGING concern right now!!
>>81939480Pick up a trip so I can filter you
>>81939401Lookin' forward to it!>Astolfo doesn't do anything to repay that lipstick mark... For now. For he knows, there's gonna be a red-hot imprint on that boy's asscheek soon enough.>>81939480I read that as bug under a cock and it gave me a very foul mental image.
Friday is off to a fun start.
>>81939480Now you SOUND like a horsie too....Show butthole to confirm or deny.
But hear with mehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81791443/#81799159Thread is getting shitposted till the moment someone starts writing a starter for femanonhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81798911/#81802143Anon loses interest in femanon because they do nor match their vision to a teeDoes that not sound like gatekeeping shitposter? Any that does not match his ideal cannot be tolerated
>>81939480I'M CONCERNING OUT OF MY MIND, NURSIE!!!!!!!
>>81939468Check the archive.
>>81938945Oh no, the werewolf.>>81939046Two different ones admittedly. I may have a type.
Some fuckin fascist on R34 deleted all the Dubmare edits I uploaded cause apparently 'edits arent allowed'Got me fucked up man
>>81939526The guy rping with caren?
>>81939494It's "miaow". Honestly, cats today can't even spell. We nyever tolerated such sloppiness in my day.
>>81939256Surprise only one was me, nice try cunt
>>81939501It's an interesting theory, but I don't think there's anything linking that Anon to the shitposting because psych factors.
>>81939528Is Toji here? I need him to milk my prostate as this thing. Or a sligar futa, preferably
>>81939555Caren? Not sure who that is. One was meant to do a scene with a group of seasoned soldiers and the other was a Silver x Mina
Post tunes!
>>81939523I'm not seeing anything. You have a specific thread where it's proven?
>>81939577>sligar futaWe dont do that hereSligar MEN only
>>81939492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVAIE3aAxAFor reference, in case you don't watch SP.>>81939493Pervert...>>81939496Horses don't have buttholes. Checkmate!>>81939511Calm down nonny!! Get a FUCKING grip!!!!
>>81939528Is Herras here? I need him to milk my prostate as this thing. Or a sligar futa, preferably
>>81939624Are you sure nursie? I'm pretty sure they have something back there....
>>81939624>Checkmate!I see your South Park voice and raise you Geoff Goldblum.
>>81939558Can I have your hat? I'm gonna take your hat....Give me your hat.
OHHHHHHHHH
>Jane, the nerdy and frumpy FemAnon, steps out to the thread fridge for a snacc in a tee and panties, carrying her Shadow the Hedgehog plushie beneath one arm
>>81939624I DON'T WANT TO FUCK BUGS
>>81939668WHAT
>>81939662If you took this hat off, it would be extremely painful.
>>81939677Dayum girl you lookin like yo Whoopi ass need a whoopin.
>>81939608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdCnT5Kteic
>>81939608https://youtu.be/cr1ApdTn6JY?si=PotrxPrjR--cE-o2
>>81939722>Cute loli innocently yelling "balls"This goes in the "surprisingly hot" folder.
>>81939639A tail!>>81939643I don't ged id...>>81939681It's ok, I'm not judging you.>Judges. A lot. Like, a reaaaal lot.
>>81939681I was looking for a good pic to use for my joke reply, then I happened to find the most Lapiscore BB pic I’ve ever seen
>>81939712>Jane has hit the bong a couple of times over the course of the evening, so she is asking sincerely when she tucks a lock of hair behind her ear and leans in to inquireUhm…sorry, I didn’t quite hear you. What was that?
>>81939751Here you go then! Enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNq8IppcbUc
>>81939751But what's under the tail nursie...? What's under the tail?
Bleeeeeh, it sure got cold outside....and inside. What's up bread?
>>81939751I'm gonna put thousands of cockroach eggs into your uterus while you sleep tonight>>81939756>*Ba Dum Tss*If there's one person who would know what a Lapiscore pic is, it's you.
>>81939683BOMBOCLAAAT
>>81939803Plotting on how to kidnap and impregmate MarinaDon't tell them please
>>81939608Can't believe I'm only listening to this just now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2IG_w-ljqghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X6UqQDmjBkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVhFI_y_9w
>>81939803ballzuri
>>81939751I’m going to bed, tuck me in and kiss me good night.
>Kids who were too young to grow up with the gameboy are discovering that period of chiptunes now as adultsI'm crumbling into dust.
>>81939827E-Eh? That's uh, that's something alright. Not sure how wise it is to just say it out in public like that, but I'm sure you've got a plan.
>>81939207>To be honest, Boa didn't even need her Devil Fruit to petrify Anon. He was so hypnotized by her giant, perfectly perky, and round breasts that if she had just picked him up and thrown him overboard right then and there, he wouldn't have even realized what had happened and would only have come to his senses once the Sea King had finished devouring him. >Despite being smaller than hers, the man’s fingers were very, very strong, and his muscular build allowed him to easily squeeze her breasts and milk her nipples with his rough fingertips through Boa’s skimpy imperial attire, whose erotic appearance made him want to leave it on her until the very end. However, when her slender hand which seemed to have no muscle at all touched him, he did not protest but silently, like a man, accepted his mistake. Yet as soon as his hand slid downward, feeling the smooth silk and soft feminine flesh beneath him, Anon snapped out of his trance. The realization that he could now fuck this perfectly disproportionate, skinny, curvy body sent a jolt of electricity through him. His entire life flashed before his eyes—with his fat wife, who, despite her weight, couldn’t come within a millimeter of such ideal titglobes and asshams. At that moment, when his fist closed around her navel, the old, worn-out dockworker’s uniform couldn’t hold up, and his sweaty, pheromone-drenched cock ripped it open. Prodding her midriff, Hancock could see that his manhood was almost as thick as her waist. Diamond-hard from the sight and feel of her cartoonish visual Viagra body, his strength could rival that of a Yonko. And when the man’s hand dug its obsessed grip into her firm twercake and began ravenously mauling it as if it were a dream and Anon wanted to enjoy it as much as possible before waking up, thick and potent precum began oozing out of him—precum that seemed potent enough to impregnate a woman on its own.1/2
>>81939804I find it very interesting to see what other people’s impressions of Lapiscore are. But if all it is is just my own arbitrary takes…well that’s pretty fun, ehe. Speaking of, any opinions on this guy? I’ve only played that Sonic fighting game a couple times but it’s pretty fun! Extremely charming visual style and everythin>ChuAlso this is one of my favorite pics of your namesake that you post>>81939862I don’t know if it’s good or fucked up or what, but I’m kinda enjoying seeing millennials become their own weird permutations of MILFs and DILFs
>>81939207But you don’t need a bed to mate! At least bend over and use your mouth, or my balls are going to explode. You’re too erotic not to mate you everywhere my dear wife!2/2(Fuck your writing is so hot it kinda melts my brains. Be proud of yourself Nursie!)
>>81939777Now I knyow.>>81939790My nonny's here. Find out next week!>>81939804That's a horrible post and you're a horrible octopus.>>81939859>Tucks.>Kisses.>Takes a [REDACTED] sample.Sleep tiiiiight!
In all the confusion, we may sometimes lose focus, but the question the world's asking is:WHY is the nurse a horse?
>>81939862It's funny, because I did have a Gameboy color, but all we ever had was fucking Tetris. The only other GBC game I have now is Pokemon Yellow.Now I just get to throw another game that I wish I had played when it came out onto the list.
>>81939926No one is a horse, kid.
>>81939907>>81939894>>81939905(Nurse I'm terribly sorry for my late responses. I just can't stop re-reading your post. It feels like you read my mind, lol)
>>81939926All the Touhou players left or don't play Touhou characters anymore.
>>81939895Lapiscore is what you post; it's subject to interpretation on WHAT lapiscore is, but lapiscore follows you, and changes with you. That guy's pretty nice, I don't know much about him at all, but appearance-wise, yeah. I like it.>mwaIt's one of my favorites as well besides picrel>>81939907You accuse me of fucking bugs and I shall do whatever it takes to take my reve->you're a horrible octopus.N-N-NO I'M NOT! I'M A GOOD OCTOPUS! T-TAKE THAT BACK!
>>81939608https://youtu.be/RizZU_YX4cs
(Snuff?)
Nursie is busy tonight... now I can sneak on in>Stealths into Nursie's bed
>>81939951That makes too much sense. I believe it's because both nurse and horse end in rse. It's a pun-based identity. A pundentity, if you will. One day the nurse may use this as a springboard to evolve into a pundit.
>>81939907>Tucked!>Kissed!!>Sampled!!!>…Wait, don’t clone m—Zzz…
How're we doin?
>>81940024Fuck you
>>81939694This attempt at baneposting will never be completed. RIP.
>>81940024Hows the rest of your week lookin
>>81939945(That's no impressive feat. Nonnies have very tiny minds, easy to read.)
>>81939958I only sorta know what his deal is, but he’s an Aussie? I can work with that. >Jane does not have a Fang the Bandit plushie yet, but she DOES have a Shadow the Hedgehog plushie, a strapon setup, and a purple dildo! I know what I’m doin tonight~>Motorboats that cocoa cleavage through your convenient boob window
>>81940032Why so hostile?
>>81940032A clean syllable over the average. You're outdoing yourself.>>81940057Ey, non. For plans? Will probably be busy until next week most likely. Were you just checking up on me or did you have something you wanted to write?
>>81940080No I meant I want to fuck you
>>81940080Some anons (a different clan from the ones who hate controversial kinks) HATE all male avas.
>>81940024Fuck me
FUCK MAN I FUCKING HATE TJDKSKEKEKDKDJDKEKEJDJDKDNDJFJDNDJDJDDJDJDKDK FUCK
>>81940140Bit of an awkward name, that.
>>81939756Need him to pump my prostate with his bunny cock
>>81939804>I'm gonna put thousands of cockroach eggs into your uterus while you sleep tonight
>>81940096Take me out to dinner first.(If that's a serious and literal offer, I should remind you very gently that I'm straight.)>>81940111Forward, aren't we? Hump day was yesterday.
Good morning muschroom dicks
>>81940172What about fish eggs. From a tentacle. As a joke. Haha.
>>81940193>Underwater tentacle rape leading to a painfully rounded and swollen bellyHorrible. Would never enjoy it.
>>81940177Mushrooms taste like semen.
>>81940172Gosh same
>>81940073Do you know that Aussies have wine in a big and they call it a "goonbag"?>Very ominous combination of stuff in her collectionDAMN YOU, CROCODILE DUNDEE'S FURSONA!!>>81940172Cockroaches? Really? Wouldn't it be more fitting to have cockroach eggs in your cock?>>81940193>>81940208A tentacle, you say?
>>81940255Tch, YOU’RE a goonbag, goonbag!Also, related, I have discovered that I am now officially so old that I can’t have even one cocktail no more without paying for it severely. Granted I got barely any fucking sleep last night, but I should not still be this gross feeling this much later after ONE drink….>Logically, as Jane holes up in her room to do god-knows-what with her collection of plushies and sex toys, Gura enters to take the baton, to the cheering of a stock studio audience!
>>81940165Sorry but that pic just makes me want to bottom like fuck for someone, or be a gigantic footjob slut. Best I can do is a rooster DILF demolishing >Except not really, not right this minute anyway
>>81939894...>Ah, she really should've brought a muzzle. Hancock was loathe to bind anyone with chains or fetters if she didn't have to, but it would've been far more pleasant for both of them if she'd come prepared. Anon's cock, that thick, turgid slab of meat pressing into her wafer thin belly, leaked breeding fluid across Hancock's soft skin. She felt it's warmth for another moment after he attempted to make an order of her before it was replaced by the cold smoothness of stone. Hancock stepped back, hand rubbing her chin as she stared at her completely petrified hubby to be. It was almost comical, both of his hands mid grope, fingers wide enough in their grip that anyone could tell that the woman he'd been touching was disgustingly overdeveloped. His erection as well, jutting from his ruptured shorts, thick enough that it supported the bottom of his flabby stomach and hadn't bent at all.Secure my husband for the rest of the journey and bring him to my chamber once we arrive. I'll need to freshen up after being around so many filthy males.>Her handmaidens and guards all swooned in unison, giggling at Anon's arousal carved in stone and only mildly doodling on his face once Hancock was gone. Once alone, Hancock brought a single finger to her corest mogging waist, scooping up the pre-jizz Anon had smeared across her tummy.Hm... the taste isn't as bad as I would've thought...(1/2)
>>81939905>*PLAPPLAPSHLUUURRRRPPPPPP~*>When Anon awoke, he'd be in an unfamiliar room on an unfamiliar island, with a thoroughly unfamiliar sensation engulfing his groin. He was completely naked, laid upon a comfy bed large enough that he could spread his limbs to full extension on all sides and still be nowhere near the edge. The long thick penis he was so proud of would be nowhere to be seen, it's shaft smothered by Hancock's jello jugs and the greasy tip between her lips. Her palms squeezed either side of her chest pillows, maintaining constantly shifting pressure against Anon's meat, raising one hand and lowering the other to stroke him at different speeds moment to moment.*Pwah~* I was not aware you were already betrothed.>Hancock struggled to peel her puffy lips from Anon's tip, mouth stretching before finally popping off his lipstick smeared glans. He was long enough that, at rest, Hancock's breasts weren't quite enough to conceal his meat, but when she brought her elbows in and squeezed her jugs together, it disappeared completely.This woman, yes? She seems quite plain. So much excess fat but none of it went to her chest at all.>Hancock raised a picture of Anon's wife, taken in the aftermath of his kidnapping from Rum Island. It'd been a few days since Hancock had petrified him on her ship, enough time for this little roadbump in her marriage plans to reach her ears.The most beautiful woman in the world is far more appropriate a partner for you. Renounce her.>At Hancock's words, one of her guards knelt at the side of the bed, sliding an active Den Den Mushi upon the sheets. As Hancock returned to her suckjob paizuri, static crackling echoed from it's mouth before becoming speech in a voice Anon would recognize.ANON?! What's the meaning of this? You got kidnapped by pirates but you don't want to return?? You fat old fucking idiot!!!>Behind her head, Hancock's pornstacked dumper was visible, shaking side to side as her head bobbed down on his cock.
Grab something from your feed and post it here.
>>81940349>make an order of herDemand of her, obviously.
>>81940307Well, that's certainly something to be... Wary about once I'm out of my 20s. Or... 30s. I don't want to know what age that hits specifically, so I don't have to fear which year exactly I'm doomed to empty my stomach after a single Cosmo.
>>81940369ok
>>81940369
>>81939958Bad Tako. I'm not a bug larva incubator!>>81940002>Is already making tons of gholas in my clone vats.Mwhehe...
>>81940389I mean I think it’s just my particular build and makeup, you know? I could stomach alcohol at certain ages but most people in my family don’t keep the habit up later in life, and I guess now I know why. Genetics, baby. But weed has always been my preference over drinking, and that’s still treating me well enuff. Also WOOF your friend there is lookin ridiculously lean and smashable there…beat that thang up often?
>>81940255That was you asking about fish eggs? You delightful fiend.
>>81940369>>>81939608https://youtu.be/CAknravzmWQ
>>81940255>Dick and Ball infestationIt can be fun, but is a bit more mood and scene dependent for me.>TentaclesAre always adored.
>>81940364(Another quick question! What do you think about smegma?)
>>81940553(I'll, uh, pass on that thanks nonners.)
>>81940443Well we can lie to ourselves or you can look at the roaches crawling out of your pussy>>81940468The friend who laced me turned out to have laced me with something with 80% THC. After learning that, my ass isn't touching weed again. If there's even a chance I could go into a psychotic episode like that, I'm gucci. I'll be an alcohol guy forever and ever. Not trying to be a buzzkill for your kush, obviously. >your friend there is lookin ridiculously lean and smashable there…beat that thang up often?Only when she's being an unbearably annoying bitch. So, yeah. Every day I shoot my nut into her uterus.>>81940477No, it wasn't me. I don't mind the idea, though.>>81940542Well, if any bug were to come in and out of a penis, it should be a cockroach. And luckily for you, I'm in possession of many tentacles- if that wasn't already immediately obvious.
>>81940369Gyaru Bulbasaur is infesting my feed...
>>81940578(Noted! Thank you for your swift answer!)
>>81940602(Swifter than my reply.)>Snrk...
>>81940580Oh wow, yeah I’ve known people who’ve had similar experiences and it really sucks, dosing like that is 0% cool. Well, I’m sorry to hear about that, but I’ll raise a glass of Coke and a blunt when it’s time to give cheers~
>>81940442Any apologies to people you've hurt in your timeline?
>>81940364>>81940349>POP. Or what sound do people usually make when they turn to stone? Anon didn't even have time to realize it before the Devil Fruit was used on him, turning him into a piece of modern art designed to criticize men. Or maybe he looked more like a caricature, considering how the handmaidens and guards laughed at the sight of his lecherous face and comically large penis, which now belonged to his beloved liege. And to them too, if, of course, Hebihime-sama allows them and convinces her husband to stop humping on her>Waking up, Anon felt as though the years of his hard labor and aching back had dissolved into nothingness. He lay on a bed half the size of the house where he lived, almost as soft as the tits of his new young wife, who had finally treated his musky, masculine dick properly. Only the most beautiful woman in the world, the former Shichibukai mighty pirate empress with a fortune exceeding a billion, was worthy of his fuckpole and swollen cumtanks. Hancock could feel through her tits how hard he throbbed and how hot he’d become just for her body.Don’t even mention it! It’s so good that now you’re my wife, not her. She didn’t even suck my dick.>Formally having renounced his ex, Anon had only to notify her of his new marital status, symbolically leaving behind both his hard job and that hag of a wife.Don’t worry, the Kuja Pirates treat me well in captivity. Though to do that, I had to marry Boa Hancock. Sorry! >With a satisfied and relieved smile, he reaches his hand forward as far as he can. Truth be told, even like that, the man can’t quite reach Hancock’s face. However, his gaze constantly shifts between her perfectly sculpted spherical glutes, the way they transition into her impossibly curved. And her flawless face which he’s currently making out with his swollen, thick glans which, in response to the kiss and booby hug, was secreting more and more breeding juices with the aim of igniting her womb
>>81940208Damn, how unfortunate. I guess I’ll just have to pray I’ll one day find someone here who enjoys being stuffed full of fish eggs. >>81940255Indeed. Tendrils. Feelers, even, if you are feeling bold.
>>81940989>>81940989>>81940989MoveOr something
The thread has been garbage these past days, so I went to ERP in FFXIV and got a really good scene going on there.
>>81940829>Anon's (former) wife's screeching was permitted to continue for a few moments longer, allowing the sound of Hancock slobbering on his cock and her breasts slapping into his groin to inform her of exactly what was going on. The snail was even slid closer to Hancock as she leaned further into her own cleavage and sucked even more intensely on Anon's meat. When that didn't silence her, Hancock pulled her pube covered lips from Anon's cock and picked up the snail herself.Pweese forgive me~>Though she was focusing all her cuteness, enough that two of her guards had to look away, her ability didn't work at all! How was this possible? Had she misjudged Anon's fat, ugly (former) wife?? Oh, right...>She promptly hung up, waving away her handmaiden who came to collect the snail, and returned to her paizuri. Her mouth, however, hovered above Anon's swollen glans, saliva and pre-cum dripping from Hancock's lips. The taste wasn't something she'd consider appealing, but it made her tongue tingle and her throat dry all the same. His cock seemed like it could produce the stuff endlessly, every squeeze of her jugs around his meat thickening the flow of pre-semen from his tip. It glazed the upper plane of her bust, making the flesh shiny and moist, and dripped into her cleavage to lube up her titfuck. At first there had only been the lewd sounds of flesh slapping into flesh, but now whenever she mashed her jugs together around his cock, her flesh squelched and strands of natural lubricant connected her breasts together.Once we're married I don't mind doing this often. I'll need multiple heirs. If you're capable, perhaps you could impregnate my sisters as well. They're almost as beautiful as I am~>What a fate... Hancock smiled as she increased the pressure of her paizuri, reaching around her massive bust and squeezing her chest inwards, almost strangling Anon's cock. His tip disappeared, fully smothered, only squirts of juice bubbling forth from Hancock's cleavage.
>>81941185Explain it.
>>81941185In 5 words or less, I forgot to mention, without using the letter E.
>>81941226Hung around the Quicksands.Found someone playing a canon character.Approached them with an IC starter.20 minutes later we were fucking in Camp Bronze Lake.It was hot and fun.
>>81941185I got approached by someone with a BBC FC name.
>>81938168I'll show up tomorrow, anon. Or maybe the next day. Depends on how I feel. Tell me. Do you like cute? Are you a funny guy?
>>81941256How does that even work in ffxiv? Do you use emotes Wdym canon? Like from the game?
>>81941338Play a girl that can top
>>81941326I'm sorry that you got approached by Owain.>>81941352We mostly use text chat. I got hit by a 1/10 at some point. Emotes can be used with a combination of mods that replaces them, so you get stuff like in pic related. Yes, the sex emotes are animated.
>>81940854Cute
>>81941489Wasn't them unless Owain was secretly a female viera
>>81941520Pinnochio, except she's a futa and the more she lies the bigger her gock becomes.
>>81941203>The sound of his (ex) wife's screams was music to Anon's ears. The fact that he was hearing it for the last time was a deciding factor, but the way Hancock was sucking and squeezing his cock with extra force helped too. The taste of the lube had also changed; now it was saltier, and the masculine flavor had become much deeper. Anon began to breathe rapidly, and his plump belly started to ripple slightly from the impact of such an intense paizuri. This big (small compared to Hancock) man panted and began to arch his back, feeling that he would soon blow his first load. The first in a long time, because the lust this man radiated was concentrated to the limit, so that even if he were next to the Pirate Empress, he would have turned to stone on his own without even looking at her. So it’s no surprise that his meat surrendered so quickly under the onslaught of her warlord boobs. Even without a Devil Fruit, it was clear that seed was starting to leak out of his balls little by little, especially after the mention of the sisters, after which poor Anon’s mind began imagining triple blowjobs, Hancock’s face making out with his asshole while the other two worked on his balls and meat, and he had to put it to use! Well, or at least try Before saying something so lewd, you should first try your ass or pussy. I can't wait until my dick is in your extra-skinny stomach~ Or tended by your extra slender and skinny fingers!
>>81941526Thats one way to pitch a Lies of P scene.
>>81939397Don't you have some daisies you can enjoy watching from below?
>>81940854That was also in my feed, doll girls are rabu.
>>81941580Good taste
>>819414891/10? Tf? How many characters? Don't tell me ffxiv gooner mog me... (they prolly do). Awesome, by the way,
>>81941532(Nonny, if you *did* want to do any of those things, you should probably cum. Otherwise I'm just doing another post of the same thing...)
>>81940899If only there was someone into it... And if only they had a name so I knew who to bug.
>>81941606(Sorry! It's just my first time playing with you. Should I write cummimg down her unrealistically thin neck?)
>>81941593I like to think it's pretty decent! That artist also tends to put really interesting stuff, that still hits my feed even if I don't give it too much interaction beyond the odd like or saving it, so that's a factor as to why it was also in my feed....
>>81941525Never underestimate the power of alts.>>81941596Uh, I think the max amount of characters per chat message is 500, so about maybe 5000-ish characters per turn? There are some good writers in the game, but most of the time it's hit and miss with their quality.
>>81941632(That would be preferable! Laying hands on her and blowing in her face gives me a lot more to work with. Then we can do some plappies to finish up.)>Her sisters look like this btw. Don't get too excited!
>>81941657(Okay!)>Sandersonia? Would.
>>81941649Thanks for sharing.
>>81938897Oh- hello, that might be me! I just got here
>>81941649Can confirm. Hit or miss, but lots of cuties running around.
>>81941657>Without waiting for a response from his new wife, Anon grabbed her earrings as if they were handlebars and pulled them down. At the same time, Boa could feel the former dockworker’s cum leaving his balls, and then a thick, virile stream filling her mouth and throat to the brim. At the same time, Anon thrust his hips a few more times to feel the sensation of her slender, graceful neck.Oh, and could you put your hands on the back of your head and try to swallow my whole shaft with balls all the way down a few times? You know to extract all semen>Arrogant bastard, making such a request of your own wife is just too much!
>>81941779>>81941657(I also wanted to ask you about rubbing her face on his softened saliva covered dick. But I don't want to spend all lewds on one session)
>>81941704Welcome.This reminds me there was a Megumin character running in the Quicksands and raged at me for not being a lesbian with my female alt. Sucks to suck.>>81941771Agreed.It is a curse when you see a decent character but their search info is awfiul, or better yet, they just approach and ask "Light?" Bro, get the fuck outta here. See the golden "RP" letters next to my name? Don't ask for my codes if you dont't intend to play. I have no intention of looking at your IMVU ah toon.
>>81941809>>81941779(Honestly nonny I might just end it here. I don't think we're a good fit as partners. Sorry to keep you up if it's late for you and all that.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81941836(Oh, it's already morning here. Thank you for this awesome session. I really enjoyed it!Just say if you will write a last post so that I can decide if I go to take a nap or wait a little bit. I don't regret staying up all night at all. You're awesome!)
lmao
>>81941873(Enjoy your nap, nonny. Thanks for playing with me.)
Why do avas like playing with other avas? Real head scratcher.
There's a Caren here? where?!
Eh. Least he tried.
>>81941823Is that pink-haired Middie yours? She's hot. If I was still subbed I would've loved to try something with you.
>>81941896Lured her to turn into her loli shape and locked her up inside my basement
Remember kids. You will fail no matter what. Spare yourself the pain and the humiliation next time.
>>81941910Yes, she is the wife of another of my characters (I use Character Select+ tho). That's a shame, I love hotwife scenes.
>>81941937En la michi pizzeria.Donde agarra la patita.Pida la suy de pollito, croquetas o pescadito.
