Alright so genuine question, who here is actually into this shit irl?

>>81984365
Irl as in roleplaying it or what?

>>81984377
(C)NC, Pet Play, Bondage, Ownership dynamics, Intoxication play, Lifestyle Dom/sub relations, Age regression/Cgl, ect
Like you can do a lot (but not all) of what the affini do at home

>>81984473
Well in any case I’m a terminal khhv so no for me.

>>81984583
I always forget what the second h in that means, and don't count yourself out there's always time

>>81984700
>I always forget what the second h in that means
kissless hugless handholdless virgin

>>81984583
Welcome to the club

>>81984473
i do some of those things irl. intox dom/sub petplay bondage
ageplay sounds fun but idk anyone into it

>>81984365
I sprint naked into the woods every night to feel the brambles scrape and tear at my skin

>>81984473
Intox is best I got, I'm a flakey middle management wagie, everything else is really outside my scope. I lack the responsibility to be into petplay and the submissive urge to be on the receiving end. Funny enough is I'm more on the trip-sitter side of intox because I seem to have absurd tolerance to the few drugs I've done. MDMA did nothing for me, same with PCP--just felt like being drunk. I hate weed because that shit just makes me feel like I'm fighting for every waking moment. I haven't done any hard stims but those would probably fuck me up beyond all measure.

Ageplay I can kinda get, I don't reg myself but ive done ddlg before for a fling.

>>81986146
I guess cnc too, come to think of it.(Giving) Impact play & choking are big for me but I've got that worm in my head where I don't wanna hurt anyone long term that I gotta stomp out for it to be enjoyable for everyone.

>>81984717
It gets better if you can force yourself to go to events. Get casual, try hookups. Focusing on your first time being so special isn't really true. It's just another thing to obsess over.

>>81987588
Eh, you know, unlike most people in my situation im realy not that botherd about it. Like, it'd be nice if something romantic or sexual happend one day, but i definitely cant be arsed to actively try and get some. Maybe im slightly on the aroace spectrum? Or maybe its just autism, social phobia and introversion putting up barriers. I do definitely struggle to talk to strangers in general. Like i can go to events with friends there just fine, and if i meet someone whos a friend of a friend and im introduced thats fine too. But you want me to talk to stranger? Nah, miss me with that

>>81984365
>>81984473
I'm into all of that except age regression / cgl stuff
if I wasn't I wouldn't be here
also hypnosis and mind control, which is a big one you missed, that's like a huge part of it for me

>>81990583
oooh! Yea! Hypno is great!
i love listening to hypno shit for fun

Affini who's two Affini tall and one and a half Affini wide

>>81992103
Affini who is a bouquet of mock-heads swiveling to match the xenosophont they are currently "comforting"

>>81990583
I didn't know hypno actually worked irl my bad, like shit you can do proper hypno play?

>>81992296
yes it definitely does, it's just not like how it is in media, for instance you have to be willing and let yourself fall into trance
but it works if you have a good hypnotist or you can listen to audio files and stuff

>>81990626
See I like it in fiction but I cant get into the right head space for irl hypno, and I dont have the kayfabe skills to maintain the hypnodom shenanigans.

>>81992296
Yea like >>81992368 already said - its definitely *kind of* real. Cant realy make you do anything you genuinely dont want to, but trance - a relaxed more suggestible state - is definitely real! And some people are more suggestible than others.
I mostly listen to files and audios myself, cause i like the journey, trance and the good subspace it can give me.

It does definitely take a *bit* of kayfabe though, of playing along. For me anyways. Like, if you're internaly like "you get sleepy? lmao no bitch get fucked" then it wont work. And for things like triggers, they've never worked at all for me personaly, but maybe that just needs more repetition than i have patience for.

TLDR though yes its *kinda* real. Just look at Hypnotherapy, a real thing some therapists do cause trance is a usefull mindspace for exploring some things!

>>81992508
Thats a matter of practice, partly. And of how easily you fall into trance. When i was first getting into this stuff the quicker files would do next to nothing for me cause i couldnt properly go under in a count of one to 20, i needed like 30 minutes worth of induction and deepening.

keeping the affini out with my pet ten trillion leafcutter ants

Is there a place I can go to request slice of life stories with random very extreme sex scenes thrown in

>>81993963
Im not aware of any space designed for that, no
but noone will stop you from doing it, here anyways

>>81993963
Like, a story like that? Or an anthology?

>>81993963
Sorry nonny, slightly burnt out or id consider it. Ive barely put down 4 sentences into my own shit for a few weeks now.

>>81994041
Okay thank you. When I feel a little more desperate I’ll give it a try thank you.
>>81994869
I would be asking someone else to write it for me so it would really be up to them how long it is, but either one would be amazing. I want to read it and close my eyes and imagine myself as the floret in the story walking around as a doggy or birdy or other large critter and being cute and sexy and occasionally the plant holding my leash shows up to do things with me but also fuck me so hard she has to be careful not to kill me by accident or make me completely lose my mind.
>>81995191
That’s okay! Work on your own story first!!!

>floret friend invites you over to her hab to cuddle
>This is the first time she's explicitly asking you to cuddle with her; usually she just invites you over to hang out and then cuddling doesn't happen
>Since you're an indie, you imagine she's probably feeling a little vulnerable asking you this, knowing that she could be rejected
>You want to say yes
>But knowing that she sleeps inside of the ass of a giant plushie gives you pause

Taking your husky floret to see their friend (another husky floret) and wearing earplugs even though you don’t have ears

>>81996997
i have ears.

>>81996113
you had me for most of this but the AVplush angle unless im reading this weird

AU where the Affini aren't so technologically developed they border on omnipotence. Humanity is developed further along, and the long drawn out bitter conflict inspires such despair and morale loss among the Affini they start question their fundamental goals as an empire

>>82000271
why?

>>82000284
Because the stakes and loss involved can foster an even deeper connection between the two species other than shallow wish fulfillment

>>82000284
Not that Nonny but the same reason for any AU I’d guess. To examine interesting aspects of the setting in a radically different context.

>>82000271
considering this scenario only makes me more sure that the affini are right

Floret who is the target of an absolutely terrifying last-ditch effort by the Terran Accord attempting to kidnap an implanted Terran through time and subject them to absolutely horrific experimentation, and is forced to fight them off repeatedly with a lot more physical violence and even death than would normally be seen in HDG. But who believes all of it is just a game put on by their Affini as a way to make them feel better about so many TA nazi analogues getting xenodrugs and puppy ears rather than court marshals and Nuremberg trials. They have the single highest kill and incap count of anyone in the war including Affini and absolutely refuse to believe any of it is real.

>>82000334
The Affini can be morally right in the context of this AU but a little conflict and hardship makes the setting more interesting. Maybe the humans are operating on low information and lacking context, causing unnecessary suffering. The Affini might reflect on this in the future and try to negotiate more than dominate to avoid a repeated mistake

Are Affini who take really violent and murderous Terrans as their florets kind of like humans who adopt extremely violent pitbulls and post pictures of them with little bows in their hair sitting next to their babies?

>>82000479
no, affini actually train their pets

>>82000493
Then you’re saying it’s the owner not the breed?

>>82000498
it's usually both

>>82000479
I'd say no, the Affini have means of actually dealing with and preventing incidents through xenodrugs. Not exactly ethical, but practical. People don't really drug pitbulls into docility IRL

>>82000479
Maybe if said owners had access to a behavioral control implant that would guarantee the pitbull couldn't be a danger.

>>82000554
>>82000567
Why even get a dog if you’re going to drug it into a near coma or puppet it like a toy with a remote control feature?

>>82000604
I agree with you, I think the Affini are unethical in their ways fundamentally.

>>82000617
Thank you for breaking kayfabe *gives you infinite love points which are points you can trade in for love and happiness*

>>82000674
I trade in all of my love points for ten trillion leaf cutter ants, who will surely dispel the botanical menace from my planet

>>82000743
The Affini are turned retroactively fictional by your ants and now you can make whatever you want true because it’s all make believe anyway

>>82000271
>The Affini discover Humanity far into their development as species
>The Humans are allied with a species called the bracken
>The Bracken are crab-like, industrial, they thrive in highly polluted environments, not at all fit for domestication
>Humans who work among bracken must live in giant mechanical suits with living facilities to survive among them
>Affini make an advance towards human-bracken star-mining operations
>Bracken are directed to produce weaponry the Affini have never encountered yet
>Humans fight long drawn out wars to protect their operations
>Affini are lured into a quagmire
>It's a war of attrition the Human-Bracken alliance seems destined to win
>The only advantage the Affini have is their propaganda featuring captured human soldiers espousing their truly better living conditions
>The humans however have a religious preference for independence
>The Brackens are mutually afraid the Affini might destroy them on account of their untamable nature
>This war would sow a philosophical scar on the Affini lasting far into the distant future

>>82000959
I like this setting, the addition of another species which depends on Humanity for protection raises the stakes.

Angel floret (biblicaly acurate)

Mean affini who knows I like plant pit and nonchalant pee and class-A and deliberately will wait for me to be really comfy and relaxed and walk by or lay down nearby and either lift an arm up or show me her plantussy and make me degrade myself for that sweet class-A with class-N mixed in (class-N for Now you’re gonna cum so hard you can’t help but scream for a full ten minutes)

>>82003283
what is nonchalant pee

>>82003327
When a girl pees really strong but acts like she doesn’t care

>>82003383
Damn girl, were you just frying chicken in there? Hahaa
For real though, you piss loud as fuck. I think thats.. pretty cool.

>>82000959
None, none of that even makes a lick of sense, how exactly does needing a poluted atmosphere make the Braken unviable?

Affini who refuses to refer to indies as "indies" and instead uses Affini language phrases that translate to things like

floret fucktoy
floret sexpet
floret cocksleeve
floret sperm toilet
floret orgasm dispenser
floret slampig
floret rapemeat

and has had numerous complaints filed against her from indies for the unauthorized administration of Class-B xenodrugs

>>82004345
>floret fucktoy
>floret sexpet
>floret cocksleeve
>floret sperm toilet
>floret orgasm dispenser
>floret slampig
>floret rapemeat
Me :)

getting wardshipped for bringing monopoly to public boardgame night

>>82006316
Has nothing to do with capitalism but rather the fact that something is clearly wrong if you actually want to play Monopoly

>>82006518
monopoly is fun...

>>82006734
I bet your favorite card game is the matching game, too

>>82007678
t-there's nothing wrong with the matching game!!!

>>82008119
Opportunity cost! You could be playing something that's not shit like gin rummy or Texas hold 'em! Even with biomods and xenodrugs our time in the universe is still limited, and I wouldn't wanna waste it so callously

RISK autist visibly on the verge of tears stammering losing their voice desperately trying to explain to the affini running the event why their favorite game isn't feralist

>>82008337
I always pick Sol in TI3... is it over for me?

>>82008309
i only know how to play go fish, whist, and euchre :/

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>>82008397
you are already domesticated

>>82008337
and they're hugging the box very close to their chest like they're afraid the 'finni is going to take it.
they will be allowed to play their game and the 'finni will file a Notice of Intent before the end of the hour

>>82008403
Going to be honest here, I've never even heard of whist

>>82008547
It's fun!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whist
got taught it on a camping trip. enough strategy that it's not totally brainless but not enough that you actually have to like, try really hard

beig forcibly domesticated and having to be a floret and you’re so, so scared of her but mommy knows you're scared and understands why you're scared and treats you very very gently and loves you a whole lot.
and she explains everything she’s going to do before she does it and tells you she’s not going to hurt you a lot but you can’t tell her no or stop her from doing anything. and she doesnt yell at you except maybe once on accident but she says sorry and she loves you and its ok mama isnt going anywehr,re and she’s not mad at you and she’s not mad at you

>>81984473
Petplay and Bondage. Latex/rubber is my real kink though, and that goes well with a lot of stuff.
>Latex comes from plants.
Yup, I'm doomed.
>>81992655
I've tried some of those videos, but yeah, it needs a particular mindset, and deep seated trust issues make that difficult.

>>81984473
Kinda, Yes, Definitely, Yea, Absolutely, Depends, Not into hard/"real" age regression but im definitely down for some heavy CGL elements and a coloring book

now do i get to *do* any of that IRL? Lol no. But would i be into it, "actualy"? Yes absolutely

Affini who calls you feral under her breath as she watches you fighting sleep on the train

>>82011622
having to suppress the urge to say something uppity back to her cause it'd only prove her point...

>>82013053
Someone's cranky... Maybe go take a nap about it...

>>82008337
for real though as cute as the idea of floret cuts for games and movies sound I would really hope the option still exists to experience the originals

like maybe having to get your Affini's permission like you would getting into a pg-13 movie

>>82014104
as i understand it...
indies can generally engage in any media or games or such they want, and with the affini archiving EVRYTHING EVER, thats a lot.

You might get restrictions on your media if you prove to have issues with media - if some things make you genuinely upset, scared, disgusted ect in a non-fun way... but either just cant seem to keep your fingers off off it or its such a bad reaction that even coming across it would ruin your day...
then filters might be applied

as for "feral content", my impression is that contrary to popular belief feralist thought in an otherwise compliant and healthy sophont isnt actually a huge issue. Even people that go to (peacefull) anti-affini protests or put up terran flags ect are often fine other than getting some side eye.
So if you just like playing or watching old media that might be violent or otherwise "feral" thats almost certainly fine, if you can handle them.

The one thing im unsure of is how nuclear they go on capitalist stuff. Some fics suggest terrans are banned from even looking at a two column balance sheet ever ever ever, so maybe tycoon games would be an issue, or anything buisness centric. But im not clear if such strict terms on capital are truely unversal or just for sophonts with lots of scarcity trauma or those that worked in finace or ther verry capitalistic jobs


Florets - its entirely in their affinis choice. Many would likely be barred from violent or upsetting content to keep their days more happy go lucky, espechaly as many florets tend to soften up and get more sensitive to upsetting content once they relax into pethood truely.
But the more put together florets, theres realy no reason they couldnt have horror movie night with mistress. Verry individual dependant on floret and owner.

>>82014563
>The one thing im unsure of is how nuclear they go on capitalist stuff

There's a few fics I've been through that touch on capitalism-tinged things still having a presence in play aspects, just heavily proctored and absolutely NO hoarding of wealth over other sophonts or anything

The third story in the Tillandsia trilogy has a 9-to-5 office job roleplay thing one of its plotlines centers around, and there's another one I read recently I can't remember the name of that has a whole casino that works off chuck e cheese ticket logic

i like when mistress calls me a good floret :D

>>82016240
I HATE when Mistress calls me a BAD floret. Just a brief glimpse into my dark and twisted psyche.

>>82016743
i hate it too :(

You call one floret pretty and the rest won't leave you alone asking the same thing over and over and over, NO you're not pretty.

You're adorable, gorgeous, a real delight, a treat to be around.

>>82016240
My plommy keeps calling me neutral and morally gray, I'm not really sure what to make of it.

>>82003875
It's not just the difficult to maintain atmosphere. Administering xenodrugs requires drilling through their shell, exposing them to an infection risk, they're solitary individualists. They're paranoid and untrusting unless they know you for a long time. They feed on chemovore bacteria. So many factors make them unsuited for domestic life.

>>82020201
These are all non-issues, even for 'toned-downed Affini'

You could be made of exotic matter and the plants will find a way to pamper your non-existent ass, and there would be several plampts that adores such uniqueness.

>>82020201
>they thrive in highly polluted environments, not at all fit for domestication
Isn't what's considered polluted context dependent, wouldn't oxygen gas on a planet filled with chlorine gas be a pollutant?
I think the compact is adaptable enough to accommodate all sorts of chemical and pressure dependences life could evolve to depend on, no matter the alien environment. Unless the species evolved in some anomalous pocket anti-matter and would annihilate upon contact, it shouldn't be too difficult.
>Administering xenodrugs requires drilling through their shell, exposing them to an infection risk
Infections are a medieval worry, they don't require omnipotence to prevent. Shells can be melded, Xenodrugs can also be administered in less destructive ways.
>They're paranoid and untrusting unless they know you for a long time
this is just Affini bait, paranoia and untrust probably stems from fear and survival instinct. Any irrational fears that the Affini will harm them can be treated with therapy and xenodrugs.
>untamable nature
if they came together as a species or even as individuals and made an alliance with terrans instead of consuming them on sight, their untamable nature is their own delusion, which can also be treated.

>>82021008
we must make terran-bracken cuddles possible. we need to get on this,

mommy put a port in my head so she can harvest ox-e-coat-in from my brainnnn : ) she says im helping lots of sophonts bond with their owners way faster than they would haveotherwise <3

>>82020201
What every other Anon has said, the Affini have many ways of admimistering xenodrugs and even if they couldn't do so safely externally that's what the hasturic implant is for, the mental stuff? The social development for isolation? Also solved with a hasturic and class C's but more importantly than that, the Affini do not care if it takes a while! There are sophonts out there in the compact who take years and years of friendship, careful courting, trust building and openess to domesticate and they still have at least a 25% floret population. The Affini do not balk at spending multiple decades seducing a single sophont. But lets say, hypothetically, it was really genuinely 100% impossible to domesticate them. The affini would be real sad, class O the lot of them, sample their DNA, and clone a new species from their material altered just slightly enough to be compatable, they have done this before! In No Gods No Masters, the main'ffini recounts how she found the last survivors of an insectoid species that had virus bombed themselves into extinction There were only a handful of survivors left all slowly dying from the fallout and the last queen was infertile. Over a million Affini rushed to this virus bombed tomb to collectively try to save 12~ sophonts and when they failed, when they could not save them in time, they repaired their plant, and cloned a new generation from the DNA of the survivors that is cannon.
The Affini care, individualy and as a civilization, deeply about every single sophont in the universe on an individual level, they will never accept a species as undomesticatable, they'd domesticate tyranids and probably succeed

>>82000959
The idea of an undomesticable species aside I think Affini contact with actual confederations of different species would be neat. Maybe they start off open and friendly to the Affini but after discovering domestication, xenodrugs, haustoric implants, biorhythms some of them try to keep the Affini at arms length while others might suggest trying to integrate the Affini. Bonus points if it's early in the Compact's history before they were an unstoppable power. Would be neat to see how the Affini would react. Would they try to subvert the federation? Would they just try and overpower it? Would they attempt to fracture it to domesticate some species more willingly and feralbreaking the rest?

>>81992655
>>81992655

I've been doing self-hypno on and off for a while now, I've semi(?) conditioned myself to enter and exit trance by twisting an imaginary dial on my arm. - though it's kinda more of a relaxation trigger that I've managed to learn over time.

I remember wishing it would work like mind-control but after learning about it properly I come to understand it as a form of meditation, though I've had a lot of difficulty getting into trances with audios as I'm an adhd riddled fuckhead and my mind will just wander off for whatever reason, which means listening to audios on repeat or ones that I've already heard tend to be very ineffective on me

I tried getting high and doing it once which felt really nice, like I was in some kind of dreamy stupid trance, I was very obsessed with hypno at the time but kinda lost interest since I wasn't really getting the results I was after.
I'd hoped that being high would make me more suggestible or let triggers be easily installed/effective

I should really look into intox+hypno a bit more, I know that MKultra was a bit of a flop in terms of full on mind-control, but I'm wondering if having a professional or skilled tist could use a subjects drug-induced state to amplify the effects of whatever they were trying to condition.

I find the stories about human conditioning pretty hot/interesting, like some dude getting pavlov'd into getting a boner whenever his wife tied her hair in a ponytail, cos she'd usually only do that when she was about to blow him
also smells too, I use coconut oil to jerk off with, originally using the scented kind, so whenever I smelled coconut I would think of cranking my shit silly style - though it didn't make me hard against my will due to some subconsciously implanted trigger (though I wish it would)

Trying to get married but your fiance's warden is "concerned" that they may be irresponsibly rushing into marriage before they're ready and keeps pushing the date back.

>>82025200
When does the wardship end? The warden has no say after that. If it doesn't have an end date, that's not a wardship and that's not her warden, that's her owner. And in that case prolly waiting for you to be florted too.

>>82026509
What is cuter, pinnates getting married or two florets with different owners getting married?

>>82026633
Why not both?

>>82026633
Trick question, it's actually a dual Marriage-Domestication contract ceremony ^_^

bup

>>82026633
pinnates can be owned by different people! Not every pinnate couple knows they are before they get domesticated

>>82030425
This. Infact, though they only rarely remain that way forever, they can even be a floret and an indie.

Making a pair of florets cry by convincing them that connivents having sex is incest, and then later finding out that they are actually biological siblings

>>82031936
Don't worry, precious floret. It's not incest to have sex with your sister

if you think about it, incest is only wrong cause of the horrible birth defects. If you're sterile anyways cause you're a floret, there's realy not any issues with it.

>>82032289
Most people do not examine their opinions/feelings towards incest and just moralize their kneejerk disgust reaction. If you ask someone *why* incest is wrong, they're probably just going to say it's 'disgusting' and not actually give you an answer
because the only reason incest is wrong is that it leads to birth defects, and if you say two people shouldnt be together because if they had children they might have birth defects you sound like an evil eugenicist
the real reason is that usually family members have power over one another in ways that precludes the development of a healthy relationship, but, like, not always...

>>82032347
Yea
its like, in 90% of cases (made up number) its wrong, cause of fucked up power dynamics involved if not straight up paedophilia
but like, a brother and sister, or cousins...? Its realy not rational in some of those cases

>>82032289
>If you're sterile anyways cause you're a floret
Only source I've ever seen for this is the stellaris hdg mod

>>82033037
i think they must be :( my boyfriend is a floret and he doesnt get pregnant no matter how much i rail him...

>>82033252
Many florets have an extremely long ovulation cycle, an unavoidable side effect of life extension techniques. Don't give up, if you keep diligently pounding him I know he'll bear you lots of children eventually!

affini can never make me an albatross-human hybrid who makes long haul flights over the atlantic to deliver packages. so whats the pointof this exercise

>>82034017
Who told you that? Of course they could.

>>82034036
This is clearly a bratty domestication request, I have already reported them.

>>82033252
>Mistress said she wanted me bred
>Assumed I'd be the stud
>Instead end up getting railed until I get pregnant
Boys shouldn't get pregnant

>>82034036
affini wouldn't let one of their pets away from them for long enough to live the lifestyle of a migratory shorebird who is also a skilled and adventurous courier with beautiful soft fluffy off-white feathers with black coverlets .
>>82034080
no.... i reported YOU for public lying. we;ll see who's right,

>>82034265
Unfortunately only the cuter person in the relationship can get pregnant. If you don't want to get bred anymore, you'll just have to act less cute.

>>82034324
You forgot that the albatross is a faithful mate who returns to the same place to nest year after year, instincts which will guide you back to the loving perch of your plamt.

>Grimdarkfinni
>Universal domestication, all cuties become pets
>Some forcibly breed sophpnts
>Cute Terrans often end up in babymills
>Terrans are bred to be even smaller and cuter
>Such Terrans are often inbred and although very cute are borderline cripples
>4 feet tall with giant eyes and as weak as a six year old child
>Some of them are so undersized they can only give birth through c-section and need Affini assistance to reproduce

>>82034590
? who can reproduce without affini assistance

>>82034625
Is the idea that Terrans might be able to reproduce without Affini assistance part of the grimdark? Is it an abstract kind of hell?

>>82034590
be sure to let us know when your Wellness Check happens nona

'finni who makes you so weak you can't walk without her help

>>82034324
Patently wrong. She has ways of keeping track of you and your saftey, why wouldnt she? Letting a floret roam a ship or station or a Planet isnt much diffrent. 'sides, she may just come along!

>>82034080
Probabbly for the best

>>82034566
... ( ⸝⸝´v`⸝⸝)

>>82034590
>Compact bodies diminish need for oxygen, calories, water and space
>Amplified cuteness reduces aggression between individuals
>Larger heads relative to bodies associated with greater intelligence
>Larger eyes provides greater visual acuity, lessens deception between individuals
>Minimal muscle mass reduces accidental or shortsighted harm between individuals, and further lowers caloric demand
>Reproduction controlled through a carefully considered, deliberate process, encouraging stable population dynamics and the elimination of genetic disease
I'm sorry anon, but these Terrans are not only peak pet performance, but the ideal spacefaring human specimens. We becoming smol in all universes.

>>82034324
Once you learn to multithread with a remote package on your implant, you can have a body pretty much go anywhere and do anything.

>>82034625
Normal people with normal genitals

To those still fighting, would you consider putting down your gun for a slice of lemon pound cake?

>>82036017
Exactly why we need 100% domestication rate, so Affini can directly control Terran reproduction. If mistress wants to be nred by a shestud who towers over me at 5'2" tall I might balk but that's her decision.

>>82038243
>towered over at 5'2

Oh dear, you are such a little frail thing. I want to scoop you up, is this how they feel all the time??

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>>82039242
In my defense we're all about knee height compared to Affini

>>82041780
kiss for bapnona

>>82041821
>///<

>>82040074
Does your mistress ever put you in a hamster ball and let you play with the Rinians?

>>82037430
but, like... how would you know what to do...

>>82042027
One hundred years after the Affini take over Terra, a fairly average independent Terran and their girlfriend go to a reproductive clinic operated by the Affini to be gently coached through the process all the way through completion, because they simply don't understand how to do it on their own anymore

>>82042027
Isn't it kind of intuitive? Put the thing that feels good into the other thing that feels good and go from there
>>82042738
See, this shit is why feralism is so popular

>>82042828
Instructions unclear docked my girlfriend's clit into my penis

>>82042738
tthis is so hot i htink im going to collapse

>>82043258
>Affini has you awkwardly hump a hand puppet laced with class-As

>>82042738
>future terrans can't have sex without being drugged and guided through sex and penetration by an affini
>they barely do any work, affini performs the motions while they relax and enjoy the feelings
>if they try to do it on their own it is inevitably less pleasurable and more frustrating then with an affini
>common for couples to be domesticated because they keep going back to the same affini to help them have sex
it's peak

>>82043702
Insanely hot. Humanity has a bright future

>>82040074
man it always fucks with my head how big Affini are

Affini april fools pranks but its mostly just excuses to put cocktails of xenodrugs into random indies.

>>82045046
Monsters easily three or four times the height of the average person with so much power in their limbs they could kill you on a whim walk the street every day,and they call you 'feralist' for being scared of them.

>I'm friends with an Affini who works at a reproduction clinic
>She asks me if I could help her with a study
>It sounds like I'll be getting laid, so I agree
>I come in the next day, and it doesn't take long for things to start going south
>First, she wasn't exactly upfront with the sex of the partner that I would be "reproducing" with, which is...
>it's fine. It's whatever.
>She also wasn't forthcoming with the species I would be "reproducing" with
>Which is less fine, but I feel like I'll get in trouble if I say something
>Several hours of being drugged, rolled, flipped, pinned, dangled, bounced, and so on with xenos of a variety of species, some of which I'm not entirely convinced were actually sapient, and being puppeted to perform sex acts that could never produce offspring even in the wildest fantasies of even the most creative perverts later, I'm finally released from my obligations to the field of "reproductive" science and sent to the aftercare room to cool down
>After going home and spending a few days reflecting on it, I reluctantly file a complaint

>Local musician domesticated after playing one too many sad old Terran folk ballads.

>>82046364
Plot twist: She wasnt domesticated for being feral, but because she caught the eye of a music fini that wants to nurture her talents

>>82046846
That sounds worse
>Harvest Winegrape 8th Bloom
>You can make it big if you become my floret

>>82046846
floret rap is all the same, it's just drugs, sex and non-violence

>>82045640
pet pet
they should have treated you better, petal

>>82047508
No no, you see when the affini do it its beautiful and nice! They'll get to be the best version of themselves they could ever have been :D

>>82048425
Anon, you don't need to be enslaved to have hobbies

>>82048479
how will you reach soaring heights of talent and artistry without a mentor and muse? Anyone that loves their art enough to cause interest in an artfini ought to not want to languish in mediocrity

>>82034017
I look forward to living in the birbflort nothoculture with you, nona :>

>>82048630
Thorugh practice dummy

>>81984365
Not me

>>82048630
What if I don't want to be the best? What if I do stuff for myself and I'm fine where I am? What if I could just have like a normal relationship with the plants that doesn't include sick power dynamics?

>>82051826
You can try dating, lotta people do at some point, but man the dateing Affini to floret pipeline is real

>>82053297
less of a pipeline and more of pitfall really

>>82053334
In theory if you don't like being treated like a floret you'll be fine, it's just that everyone likes being treated like a floret deep down

>>82051826
>>82053297
You could also just try tabletop gaming? I made friends with an Affini at a local event. I have no idea why she plays XenoPurge of all things, but it is what it is, I guess.

>>82054078
Some 'ffini get a kick out of the irony I had a friend who mained OCNI blackteam list and after months of playing though VTT and text chat we met up in person and I was shocked.
She's cool though, but I think I'm attuning to her biorythm

>Meet Affini who researches xenosophont history
>Just started researching Terran history
>Wants to see what the lay Terran knows about their own history
>Asks me about Emperor Paul Atreides
>When I mention he's a fictional character she just takes some notes and doesn't react
>Asks me about his successor Leto II and how Terrans feel about formerly being ruled by an emperor who was part sandworm
>Tell him that there was no emperor od the known universe including Leto II
>Asks starts asking about the fall of the Galactic Republic and the massacre of the Jedi order
I still don't know if she was fucking with me or testing me

>>82053496
Nuh-uh. Not me. Put me on class-ds and I'd go on an epic feralist rant to own the weeds.

>>82057094
Sure everyone says that but unconditional want is hard to resist