Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #360Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possibleTopic of the thread: What food/meal from Monster Hunter would you like to try?
*stares at you deviously**beats off in your direction**shits out an egg from last week's railing*
I love my lance. And I love thrusting monsters with my lance.
>>82007305
>my fucking MS paint drawing is the OPoh my god, my painting finally is on the fridge..thank you..
>>82010258How come you get to have FOUR arms?
>>82009515
What are your hopes and dreams for an eventual extension of MH Stories 3?
>>82010994i just want a bigger roster, more freak picks more elders, and i want to get rid of the fucking ratha nepobaby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYLkzOY_lnM&list=WL&index=3its time for your daily cleaning anon.
>>82016175That's for me, you can't have any.
>>82012923
>>82014295>>82017116I just can't get away from the smug BASTARD and their STUPID STOMPY TALONS
>>82017207talk about a gold crown
>>82017248>if you take your monster/hybrid SO to the local Guild office, they'll measure them for crown-size evaluation for free>you even both get a little prize if they turn out to be a gold crown in either direction>your Seregios gf gets a free bag of jerky, while you get a cute little keychain that's the same as the Seregios picture in your hunting log
You would stay loyal to your seikret, right anon?
>>82021206beautiful ice wife
Live!
>>82023850>but anon im already alive!
STINKY tobi
>>82024383this is so silly
>>82026293What are their crimes?
>>82026456Tax Evasion
>>82024383every monster will be trapped in the burrito blanket prison until morale improves
>>82028028Doing hunt play in a lush environment with green nargacuga would be intenseImagine hiding for 10 minutes just to realize they were right infront of you the entire time
>>82028980>be nargacuga working at sushi bar to escape his stereotypical ninja training>customer walks in>spends 10 minutes looking at menu>hits bell three times>"I'm right here.">customer jumps
>>82024383Who you taking home from the hospital?
>>82030548I thought it was called the hontspital
important!
>>82032682Gives off some Deathclaw energy.
Behold, a Rathian!
>>82035931Very nice!
>>82035931>those smooth underscales>those shapely thighs>that thick tail>those toned legsoh Rathian, why cant you be real. i would give everything for you..
>>82036344Plesioth looks so innocent and cute but inside they are fucking psychopaths
anons do you think it is a funny april fools prank if i attach a set of lenses to my gypceros friend that focuses all the light from his crest into a ray that fires at anything in front of him?
>>82037644Accidentally turning Gypceros into an apex predator does sound pretty funny.
Come on hunter, it's almost Easter we need to make a lot of eggs
Pokemon > monster hunter
>>82042506>monsters won't share their eggsShame
people forget that monsters can be up to 15-20ft tall, if you're walking under your monster partner who's laying an egg, make sure to wear a helmet
>>82042506All anons draw more mspaint easter themed monsters please
>>82048399Sorry Anon, but I'm already preoccupied with a different project.
Would you help a monster in distress?
>>82048994I'd put hot dog and mustard in there and eat her out
>>82042506brachy wants to show you her eggs (and wants to make more)
>>82051456What is he looking at?
>>82045971Man I wish that was me, and then I also wish >>82044803 was me (not the monsters, the caring SO)
Care is key.
>82052614Imagine reacting in such a way from simple words. Losing all your faculty, without even a TOUCH.
>>82052761Bold words coming from an elder HAG that hasn't been touched by anyone except herself for years.
>>82052761
Ah I've touched a nerve. Go perch on a ridge and scream about it.
>>82052979I accept your concession.
>>82042506>Join in on the Guild's annual Easter egg hunt ("now created with the assistance of monsters!")>Walk away an adoptive father of several random hatchlingsA warning or consent form would've been nice.
