Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsSalazzle Pheromones EditionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81669742>Thread promptYou've always wanted this. But now, being presented with this fate... it's overwhelming. Just one small decision, and there will be no going back. Will you turn down the offer? Or will you submit to the promise of a new debauched existence?>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.>Basic caption creation guideshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>Capper (free caption making software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper>Discord serversThe Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4JufLet's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin: Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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(unrelated to captions, do not read)someone laughed at me post-autosage last thread for supposedly not knowing how bumps work (t. been bumping the thread every day for months), then i was too busy to read their reply in time. just posting my reply i wasted time typing in a .txt to spare your eyes:https://files.catbox.moe/rhro46.txti get that someone last thread called them "dumb" (thank you), but it's still annoying bumping the thread (not alone at all, but still) for months, but the closest thing to acknowledgement i get is this bs, so i don't wanna bump it anymore. sorry. others will have to pick up the slack from now on. i wasn't always bumping it anyway, so you'll probably survive
>>82011350Looks like I didn't post this one last thread, so here we go.
Caption author reporting in (the one whose computer broke and then when he tried to set up a replacement computer dropped his only external hard drive while it was plugged in and also broke that).Computer stress should be mostly over soon. *knock on wood*I've made two new back-ups and am planning on making a third soon, so my caption project files should remain safe. *knock on wood*I'm working on finalizing a permanent replacement computer tomorrow, then unfortunately I'm probably going to be busy with work for the rest of the week.I have an Easter caption planned, so my next cap should be Sunday at the latest.I'm really looking forward to getting back in the swing of capping. It's comforting to know I can make things as well as break them.
>>82011361Trailer Park MILF Cindy Mae gets an unplanned pregnancy from some rando.
>>82014237Shocked variant.
>>82011361You and Monika having lovey-dovey baby-making sex
>>82011380A married panda couple do their part in saving their species.
Pop
Nein!
Do not die
>>82014237>>82014269This model has been used before. In this cap, Anon falls in love with a trailer park single mom stripper.
>>82011361You've seemed to have come down with a debilitating fever on the road home one night. This gets the attention of the local Plague Doctor, who just so happened to be nearby and ready to deal with this particular kind of bug.Unknown to you, she's looking to score and isn't afraid of dosing you with her latest concoctions to get the job done
>>82011361Stoner freeloader wants you to use credit card for her favorite habit. I'd like it to be a bit fin-dommy
Poke
>>82011361Apparently after a visit to Rarity's parlor the element of generosity decided to take a peek at the new monkey man, Anon as he was changing. Her jaw dropped at what she saw and she quickly decided to inform her closest friends that the human has a secret stuffed in his pants that "made Big Mac look small". The mares completely lacking in subtly immediately began to seduce Anon competing with their fellow mare for that giant human cock.
>>82011350I did this
>>82011361Big dangerous shark lady bites off more than she could chew when she tries to prey on a human guy and ends up TAMED via pats on her snoot.
>>82011380You're status as Canari's boyfriend is under wraps, got to keep up with illusion for the simps and all that. It doesn't stop a few fans from picking up on what's going on. So Canari sets up a "special" stream for her fans specifically the female ones spammed chat ask "is he single?" Hopefully you caged up gets the message across your off limits.
>>82016101mmmm boobies
>>82011361Big Macintosh opened a very profitable side business where he sells his cum for mares looking to have strong foals without looking for partners. Interestingly, he sells the cum already packed and sealed, they thought they'd be getting some dick with it, but it's just the cum, they have to do the inseminating themselves, the extraction remains a mistery.And a mistery it'll remaing, because Big Mac can't let them know his cum is extracted by his secret human boyfriend pounding his prostate until he's firing like a fire hydrant, it would ruin the illusion of Big Mac being a big strong, manly stallion with strong genes, and ruin his new business.
>>82011380It seems like every other week Amy is on her Sonic bullshit, and frankly you're sick of having to hear your friend cry about a guy who's clearly not interested. With all other options of convincing her to move on exhausted you bring her up to your room, pull down your pants, and pull out your tool that'll hopefully force that fast fuck out of her head permanently.
>>82011361You're aproached by two police officers accusing you of breaking the law and trying to arrest you for it. Not knowing what you did wrong, you allow them to take you away, where they lead you to inconspicuous motel, and they proceed to make their intentions clear, they're gonna rape you.After they're done milking you dry with their admitetly velvety vaccum sealed mouths and pussies, you pull out your gun and badge, and order them to put their hands up, much to their shock and despair. See, the thing is, you're an off duty officer yourself, and you know for a fact there aren't any Braixen nor Lucario in the force in this town. Which means these two are impersonating police officers to rape unsuspecting men.Well, tough luck, looks like they got busted. They beg you not to arrest them, that they'll do anything, they'll even both become you girfirlends, but please don't arrest them.
>>82027533I'm picking this one up for sure.
>>82026701They're great
>>82011380The job market sucks especially in Arkham so with your lack of qualifications your only means of gainful employment is becoming a villain's goon. You're not even qualified for low tier villainy since the penguin, two face, and the Joker denied your application but before you left the Joker's lair his sidekick gave you an address and time to meet with a rogue who is "in desperate need of gooning". This is the first villain lair not in an abandoned warehouse or amusement park, but instead a little apartment which after knocking you're greeted by a Miss Mary Dahl in just a night robe.
Pg9 away
>>82012426This is really, really enjoyable.
>>82011361Saw a caption of this image a while ago. Not requesting a new one, just wondering if anyone has any leads.Can't upload because incognito mode, but here's the base image https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1907/bbcaedef0c4b21a5995a390a18bc8ff2.jpeg
>>82010323I recommend switching from Pastebin to something like Scriptbin. Pastebin lets posts expire after a while, and also, Pastebin bans NSFW content if they catch wind of it.
>>82027533+1>>82028196kino art, kino caption, need more like it, really wish the artist drew more gay Big Macintosh
>>82011361Ty Lee drunkenly wonders one day if she and her sisters are all truely alike. With you none the wiser, what was suppose to be a one time thing resulted in 7 pregnancies. Good luck.
>>82011361The Gwen from the future and present go to the past to show their younger self the cock they will eventually worship for the rest of their life.
Life goals, holy shit.
10
>>82011361Sapphire wants to introduce her friend Padparasha to her favorite aspect of human culture, hung studs that love to fuck gems that's why she called (you) up for a little visit.
>>82023590The tone of this is very pleasant; it's relaxing and I feel like it captures the dreamlike concept really well.I think the story feels somewhat unfocused. It felt to me like half of it was about dream analysis and the other half was about dream sex, but neither topic was explored very far.In terms of typos, the only thing I noticed was that you spelled and capitalized Shikikan inconsistently throughout the story.
Nah
>>82011361You're still not used to anthros being everywhere and accidentally bump into one in the locker room. He apologizes and helps you out but you're extremely distracted by the huge fucking bulge he's got and can't help but wonder what it looks like underneath. Maybe leading to a locker room taker pov blowjob of a girthy, veiny, uncut cock...
Don't die
>>82011361Wuxia master ensures pupil anon that its important to sleep with stronger disciples in order to increase his Qi, and what better option than the Master herself?
Nigga
Stay up
10 away
Goon
>>82011380Requesting a short cap about a pair of girls ambushing (you) when you come back from a semester abroad, revealing that they lied about being on the pill during that whole celebratory sex frenzy party you three had a few months ago.Oh and that you're now gonna be their meal ticket (and a daddy)
>>82010323anon the first line goes in the subject field, thanks for making the thread tho
Hey, do any of Anons have that caption with the following image? I remember it being a two-parter western themed cap, but I never downloaded it.
s u r v i v e
>>82011380Alphys was running some standard determination test on anon, but she quickly realized he was different from the other humans she met he constantly squirmed and sweat in her presence but chalked it up to social awkwardness. That was until she turned her back on him and heard the distinct sound of metal snapping and fabric tearing. She quickly turned her head to see anon's erection had torn completely through his pants exposing his enormous cock
