haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82019452/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
real possum???
fake plastic possum
facade possum
>>82038583melon
>>82038621I'm going to have to ask you to leave...
nothing ever goes my way
>>82038621you cut that shit out right now poss
how do i switch from the eat too much kind of mental illness to the starve myself kind
they look so soft and cuddly
>>82039075
How can I woss more? I need my tanks filled up
>>82039365scary
What does haha even stand for..?
>>82039627h(aha)a(hah)h(aha)a(aha)
trans boys are so cool
i wish i had the type of autism that made me prefer being alone
ice agents are literally going to murder me in cold blood because trump hates me
marge simpson porn motorcycle
>>82040487
if i was a minor again i would create a jailbait account on grindr and hit up with exclusively ugly men so that i can send them to jail and make the gay dating experience in my local town more pleasant by getting rid of ugly people. i would be the savior of the gay community
if i was a minor again i would kill myself
hey dude nice pussy (anus)
i cant concentrate on anything and im so scared of failing and looking stupid or being wrong that i dont feel motivated to do anything
what did i post?
lkjjkljkljklkljlk lobotomy i wish i could be a lobotomite
>>82041013*slides you Adderall *
>>82041174preem
i havent done anythingf in a year
>>82041548that seems unlikely
>>82041548same but 31 years
i like gas station convenience stores
>>82041871what you do there
i just want to kill people
i want to kill you
!
>>82041912eat sunflower seeds
>>82042145are you a bird
>>82042177no wonder you're fat and alone
>>82042188im fat but im not alone
good mornink
>>82041935Dumb doggy!
Trans rites and ceremonies
i prefer pistachios or almonds
peanuts for me please
i love myself APRIL FOOLS HAHAHA FOOLED YOU HAHAHAHAHA
>Bro, you died peacefully in your sleep last night.Haha! April Fools!
>>82042396i always wondered how we know dying peacefully in your sleep is peacefulwhat if it isnt peaceful at alli think its just something we say to cope
I came out to my family for trans day of visibility my mother said she would have aborted me if she’d known I turn out queer and my sister kept laughing then asked if I’d been trying on her clothes (I hadn’t) I spent last night crying I thought that as fellow womyn they would be more understanding
>>82042538that didnt happen but that part about you being a tranny is true
i keep getting headaches when i woss this is life ruining
>>82042538woman hate each other this only means you pass
>>82042538I'm so sorry that happened to you if true
i don’t wanna go to work
Agony fr
heard someone say that they went to highschool in the B.C. era (before chatGPT) im definitely stealing that phrase
>>82042986back then we used cheat sheets
chatgpt cant suck my dick
should i reconnect with the friend group i blocked as an april fools joke only to block them again if they make the mistake of showing any interest
>>82043011stay lonely
>>82043006yeah but the new possgpt model can *sits down in front of you puppy style and wags my stupid protoposs tail*
protogens r mid
oh ok sorry*fills up the bathtub and steps in*
captcha asked me who pomni was…
declaring my love to my friend as a april fools joke
>>82043096reciprocating your love as an april fools joke
possgpt, unsuck his dick
>>82041935>>82041940that's not nice
I wish I was special. But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
isnt it fucked up that he wrote that song but hes part of the hugest alt rock rock whatever band in the world so he actually is special like fuck off
any time i dont get a response when i email or call someone multiple times, i think back to the story i heard where some big shot engineer guy went on vacation for a week, came back to an inbox with like 300 unread emails, selected them all, and put them in the garbage cause "if it's important, they'll send another email"on a completely unrelated note, im a big proponent for "add to cart technology". if you tell me to email you for a quote im taking my business somewhere else. fuck you.
whats email
>>82044006ok so do you know what a job isw-wait are you ok please dont cry
never used email in my job
>>82043966so stupid when people do that, cuz then i just have to go down to your workplace in person and physically force you to do it while i loom over you intimidatingly
>poss you woke up without foreskin>happy april fool's!
>>82043966I hate asking for quotes via e-mails too, but it allows you to check if you're getting scammed by project managers and CFO's. It also a subtle way to find out if their IT guy is an asshole.
>>82039100fursuiter
incineroar bf...
>>82044590...that bottoms
>>82044115dont get me started on this. any time i have to ask someone else to do something, there's like a 60% chance that a 5 minute task will turn into a week long ordeal>>82044185it's not even about getting scammed, the company is paying for it so idgaf. but when i have to wait 5 business days to tell my boss if this chip will cost $300 or $30000, i will inevitably get a little pissed off cause you could easily list a price range on your website so i dont have to waste my time. not even to mention when they try to make me sign an NDA for a fucking datasheet or application guide. like chill the fuck out dude, it's 4 pages about pin specs for a DRAM ic, why the fuck does that need an NDA
>>82044597...to a lucario
what was this years april fools prank? is the joke the stupid captcha?
the new captcha sucks ass, i dont know any of these people, and the one i did was still wrong
never really got into pokemon until they started making porn with it
woah hivemind...
>>82045058p2p (poss to poss) communication...
>>82045052Same for me with league of legends.
happy trans visibility day : )
never really got into diapers until erm... wait..
how many little boy characters can i play as in videogames until people get suspicious
>>82045261whats Marthew doing in the new captcha...?
>>82045300his name is mart. Marthew is his father's name
>>82045300>Marthewthat's very clearly marthias....
if marty is a mart then what is doc
>>82045429even if he doesnt like it his legal name is still Marthew Jr...
>>82045453>then what is doctor O. Possum of course!
>>82045479duh, he even has white hair what was i thinking
>>82041935>>82041948sniffing his happy trailand by happy trail i mean pubes
poss decides to start dating and having affairs with married dads (they're all around his age)
me and my japanese boyfriend
no one ever wants to date me...
sorry for killing the thread
who said wolvy could be so big
try not smelling like shit
>>82045707why are boy cats so
>>82045920mart but bara
>POV: you got invited to furry epstein island
>>82045968fuck that, i want an invite to varkas ranch
i'm really tired of april fools
>>82046064they got to you, that makes you the fool!
>>82045920scary...
im hot and sweaty i fucking hate this i need a shower but i lose track of time whenever i take them and end up spending like a whole hour in the bathroom
pbf says hes finally ready to get serious and move in with youits april fools..........
>>82046120ugly
>>82046120set an alarm
do people even go on dates anymore
>>82046142I went on a date two years ago
im doing nothing and i cant do anything
>>82046142dependsdo you wanna go out on a date with me
im nothing
>>82046315yeahwe're are we goingwhat are we doing
>>82046341>neither of them ever talk ever again
made myself sad looking at porn i like again
>>82046455i dont remember making this post but i guess i just did
what do I do now
>>82046649i dont know i dont know anything im sorry
>>82045968is that cerby...
the jeffrey epstein of plushophilia
im not good at anything
>>82046818same, i mean except for eating if you consider eating a lot being good at it
i'm gonna break up with food i don't want it anymore
>>82046835yeah i guess im ok at pooping and peeing too
>>82046126he's breaking up...
>>82046341um idk do you wanna hang out onlinewe can talk or do online things
>>82046745in my headcannon cerby would kinda dislike service jobs but the tips would be too good and he'd be too busy to find a new job but secretly he'd kinda like dressing up and working for rich important people
the perfect day to crossdress
gonna kill myself alone in my horde of meqningless material possessions some day
>>82047064when im kristi noems husband
>>82047049and whoring
>>82047079can i see your ass before you go
>>82047147should have asked hen it mattered
>>82047137ok yeah that part too but he doesnt like it when people bring that up
>>82047093nao pode ser
do you really want a golden retriever bf or would you get upset when he's constantly talking to everyone he meets and barely paying attention to you
kms vibes really hitting harder now
>>82047174babe your ass always matters to me
>>82047258you dont even know me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hi posses how are you doing today
>>82047295SPREAD YOUR GODDAMN ASS
>>82047064You sure about that?
>>82047213gamba.......
>>82047421caring about this makes you a political pawn
>>82047501Why wouldn't you care about it? We're watching people related to government officials get blackmailed for shit in real time. Who knows how many political faggots in congress are going to crash out and make things even worse in the process?
>>82047498too much eyeliner
my pbf is blackmailing me into loving him and it's working
>>82047552and a week later its all forgotten and nothing happens because it was a literally who married to a literally who, blackmail someone more important, theyre immune too, trumps a pedophile and still president, nothing happens
>>82047552me when beer
>>82047623at least it gives us weekly entertainment where we know trump is going to do some crazy shit 3 seconds before the market closes every friday
>>82047653yeah but thats how we got 20 dollar cheeseburgers..
>>82047684just don't eati'm so skinny now
i need to find a job that doesnt make me want to kill myself every day and i need to figure out how to accept being alone
>>82047695bmi?
>>82047752what are you gonna do after you figure those out
>>82047684As much horsedick that this sucks, I'm kinda glad it's forcing me to learn how to cook. I recently made like 5 BIG ASS chipotle burrito bowls at home for like $43.Never knew how easy it was to make cilantro lime rice, or that slow cooked beef they overcharge like crazy for. I did the math and I would have paid like $110 for all that food. Plus gas.
>>82047752doesn't exist and doesn't work
>>82047810horsedick sucking would imply its a good thing
>>82047856what
>>82047879sucking horsedick is a positive
id love to get fucked by a horse
>>82047796exist i guess >>82047830i know :(
>>82047909me too possy, great now im horny again next ill be sad
my isp blocked the websites i used for pirating games and now i have to use tor
>>82047927are you zary or euro or extra rare
>>82047982euro. im fucking flabbergasted because everyone in my cunt pirates games without needing a vpn on a regular basis
>>82048004yeah ok that sucksbut i feel like there's a trillion ddl sites out there, surely they didnt block them all. are you using fitgirl?
>>82048077ciaposs trying to datamine my internet habits...i bet youre the guy that works for the isp i pay for
i dont know what any of this is, im just a stupid boomer now, a has been
>>82047421dont even @ me if your (NATURAL!!!!) moobs arent this big
grab the otter by his tail
this fakeposs uses apostrophes and commas and periods in his postshes trying to extract information from me to incriminate me
>>82048154me when i get buttraped >in my imagination because im an untouchable irl
>>82048137okay then what do i do
>>82048119ok sorry i wont talk to you anymore
you can't even trust bimbo cam girls these days
i couldn't even trust my pbf
>>82048183cuddle it like a body pillow
think im gonna go eat some awful shit thats gonna fuck up my tummy and daydrink
>>82048303That sounds fun. I'm gonna do that too. Remember to drink some water.
I'm straight
>>82048368kys
gonna diap up on this beautiful wednesday afternoon
brit furries really be dogging
>>82048486i might this weekend
i might make breakfast for dinner
im a disgrace to everyone who knows me
its chewday innitas in im going to chew on the foreskin on your uncircumcised willy mate
i look like this (chubby) but im also uglier
>>82048804same except my dick is cut and ugly too. i used to be skinny.
in the mood to cry myself to sleep gn
updatedont buy from teespringi really wanted my coyote time hoodiebut according to a lot of internet discussion, teespring was bought by a company which is now in bankruptcy and theres a solid chance it would never arrive, lots of people ghosted by their supporti had to force a card chargeback through my bankshame because i dont think i can get that hoodie anywhere else, good that it didnt work out at least because the original creator would never have seen a dime anyway
i think im gonna replay slay the princess
>>82048966sorry to hear it poss at least you got your money back so it wasnt too badthough im sure you could get someone to do a custom hoodie with better materials and the same design
literally the instant my cum spurts out i stop being gay after and then it takes days for the gayness to come backis that normal
gonna watch slc punk and point out all the places i recognise and get mad about the shit thats been torn down
>>82047810>>82047927raccy is doing the *offers you a blunt* gesture
sucking racc dick
>>82049616quieres?
>>82047567i love my goth zary
>>82049616How come poss only offers ciggys?
>>82049861dunno poss maybe its just youhe offers me ciggies AND weed injections
chubby kitty boys...
>>82047213/jaja/ strikes back with their best
>>82050200poss... /jaja/ is a zary and tlacuy thing... gambás use /kkkk/
mogged
>>82050246you know the posses of our backyard so well
>>82050272what does this slut even play
>>82050272can't stand him
rocket time soon
get a gf.
>>82050272need him
>>82050923i already have lots of guyfriends
>>82050966you need a girlfriendTO HAVE STRAIGHT SEX WITH
>>82050923i wish i were the seatbelt
i should be a gf
>>82051165do you want to be my gf and have straight sex together
what should you say when you fuck a trans but dont want to be gay about it
They turned Foximus McCloud into a girlboss(male)
>>82051318did his boyfriend make an appearance
>>82038094Aprils fools captcha is fun
>>82051345yes him and wolf had a 5 minute makeout scene where they spat in each others mouths
>>82051349it's fun but i don't know any of these video game characters
>>82051349im just glad it isnt like that one where they slowly deleted boards until only /trash/ and i think /vip/ were leftwhat a fucking retarded idea that was
this image was made as a gag concept for a video game, but to me it feels kind of horny. the torpedo design, the way it's struggling to fit into the hole, the sniff sniff sniffing... idk to me it's horny
>who is this character?>"CHUD">"You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA":((
>>82051650eating pussy during the menstrual cycle be like
hi where did all the penises get posted to be allowed to post i need to inspect it for uhh counterfeits
>>82050397not very possy of you>>82050328guilty gear
>>82052097god i want a fursuit so bad
>>82052097god i need to hug a boy like this
>>82050272Id get fucked by him
>>82052097me as the cuck over there with no friends da
we should have another woss stream like the good old days
>>82052458i can't participate as i now have a pbf
>>82052546he's supposed to woss you on stream
>>82052546can you give me tips on how to get my own pbf at least
>>82052585like with his hands>>82052604it's a numbers game. get into as many poss dm's as possible and eventually one will want to see your penis and be in your heart
>>82052687>like with his handsyes
>>82052687where does one find these possums
>>82052786tagmap or discord i bet
my penis is directly attached to my heart
i don't think i'll ever get a pbfdating is so difficult and i break into tiny pieces whenever people don't want me
I never had a pbf because I'm really fucking strange and anyone who went through my sketchbooks or journals or porn collection wouldn't believe that I'm a real person that exists
i think its easier to groom people than to date them or find a job which is weird because i should be able to carry over my skills
my pbf didnt want me
>>82053239not much of a pbf then
>>82053239sorry poss that really sucks*conspicuously gropes your ass*if you need anyone to talk to i'm here for you
>>82051225can i see your penis & body & balls
>pbf who is a goody two-shoed little dweeb and also thinks he's the top
>>82051428she's goals
>>82053323goody two shoed little dweebs that want to top were made to be power bottomed
five or six dildos up your ass might do the trick
>>82051451i know Carlos thats like the only one ive got that isnt a "pick every square" freebie
i think condoms feel kind of nice actually
look goals
>>82053564i need estrogen asap
>>82052097hating people that are better than you is incredibley possy
>>82053528condoms are kind of hot for catching loads but i'll never wrap myself up
>>82051263bottoms are womenthereforewomen are bottomsso treat her like that
>>82053649are you cut
>>82053564foidcelchuds, when will they learn?
>>82053681yeah
>>82053717unlucky
>>82053724it's ok I have learned to live with it
Test
hi test
Im dad
>>82053425as someone who's taken alot of dildos, its still not a replacement for a pbf
>>82053649>neverwhy? is it that big a deal if they wanted you to?
twink who smells suspiciously like johnson & johnson powder
>>82053899gay
>>82053926what does that mean
Which one of you motherfuckers is posting on the Traveller Discord
The smartrewards things for beer don't show up in the damn app.
>>82054064dont worry about it
>>82054064i know what it means....
twink who smells
audrey dont tell him
twink who has boobs and a vagina
bear who has boobs and a vagina
>>82054198is that what you'd like
>>82054210i just wanted to make a post...
>>82054227so you hate bears?
white girl who has boobs and a vagina
>>82054249bears are scary
>>82054250disgoostan
>>82054070wtf this guy's name is actually kinda similar to mine on discordhe's like the bizarro version of me
>>82054250god i wish that were me
>>82053914if a boy wanted me to i wouldmost boys just seem to be in the camp of wanting loads deposited directly in their ass which a condom would hinder
i want someone to put their fist in my bum. Nanana family guuuuy
>>82054324i see your point, im just jealous
>>82054422why jealous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2gHxIYu1a8
>>82054444it should be obvious
>>82054495saw a little asian trans girl who looked exactly like this at the shawarma place last week except she had worn out doc martens instead of converse and i thought 'i'm in love,' and then, 'she's too cool for me,' then she got her shawarma and bolted without even looking at me once
>>82054515yeah well i'm DUMB
>>82054529that sounds like me except im not asian or a girl or trans im just autistic and like shawarma
>>82054562if you wear fishnets and docs i'm on board
>>82054562Or cool
>>82054585i have huge calves from autistic toe walking my whole life so i dont think i could
i should become trans and eat shawarma
I FUCKING LOVE MAGIC THE GATHERING
i should open a shwarma place in a gay area and give anyone wearing a trans flag a discount
>>82054638>gay area>trans flag
>>82054660go outside more
>>82054670i expected more out of that shitpost
>>82054660stop drinking
i should go bricks though that guys shwarma place's windows and graffiti the walls with hate speech
>>82054701your fantasies are boring and childish
i should go dicks through that guys ass
>>82054713cry more leftie
>>82054713youre*
>>82054729you cant youre trans and cut your dick off
>>82054761*slaps you with my small tranny penis*lol owned fag
just what i want as a gay guy, a girl with no penis
damn no one replied to my fisting comment guess im alone forever
im the rum tum tugger of haha
>>82053425most ive managed as 3 but theyre kinda big so i think they count as 4
>>82054837just rasped out a greasy fart
i cant get either of my raspis to connect to wifi. i think im being pranked :c
me
>>82054861gay
10pm work wahoo
>>82053928>>82055046you wish you could be
>>82055112im super heterosexual
well unfortunately i love everyone and everything so whatever
>>82055151you dont love me
>>82055329why a girl
>>82055142same here queen
everybody can tell what a fucking failure i am
>>82055219prove it
>>82055578prove it
if my pbf decided to become trans id leave him
>>82055615this is more than enough
i support trans people
just because you support something doesnt mean you want to actually live with it
i support my carry because i want to live with a winning match
>>82055826i want to be in the kind of relationship where they don't leave me if i get cancer
>>82055983self inflicted cancer warrants leaving
>>82056001ok. you're free to goin fact, please go
being trans is worse than cancer
>>82056001that isnt what he said
>>82055983that isnt what he said
i think being trans is kinda cooli like anyone who's not afraid to express themselves
trans sexuality is nietzscheantrans people are ubermensch
reheated some curry, went to take a bite and its really hot :c
>>82056100a victim of your own success
i make up scenarios in my head about me or my pbf becoming terminally ill
>>82056074thats called virtue signaling
i make up scenarios in my head about me and my pbf being happy. theyre fantasies that will never come true
i still regularly think about my ex that broke up with me 8 years ago for being a loser, even though we only dated for 1 year
>>82056127whats that
>>82056221have you had anyone else since then
should i drink if i already brushed my teeth
>>82056309its alcohol that kills germs so its healthy
>>82056271i tried but i got cursed by a bpd witch
big possy dick....
its never small possy dick...
>>82056339beat the bpdemons
>>82056470i like bothalso average possy dick
when you have a big possy dick but it's a cut possy dick
>>82056599i like that toobut i do like uncut a little more...
>>82056646>but i do like uncut a little more
cis man who transitions to a ftm
im uncut but im not a top so it doesnt really matter
i feel like small dicks are more frottable than big dicks desu
>>82056788that's good to have on a bottom
i like that one wosser that got posted recently that was light skinned at the base and dark skinned on the foreskin
>>82056788bring the poss to sun a while
>>82056848why
>>82056889pinching and pulling back foreskin to bully is fun
people really make videos about whatever now
does it bother you that zoomers are making videos about movies they watched during childhood
i don't think anyone should make videos about anythingno more videos
bake pls
no i dont want to see your shitposts
>>82057048>>82057048>>82057048>>82057048
