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I hope everynonny has a nice day!

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I can take it!

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Now for some more common oreo's

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any xiv gamers playin' on, dare I ask... EU?

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Finally ran out of Gelato....On the plus side, I'll cease being so excessively horny I Prioritize my pleasure over my Pride...On the downside, nothing's keeping me sedated enough from pulling my punches at Life and everything around it. This is going to be an interesting week.

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Time to get kissed till im stupid!

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anons into weight gain?

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>>82050369
You're really pretty.

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>>82049930
I didn't say Hanako posting had to stop!! ;-;

>>82050369
Didn't you get arrested like a week ago? When is your court date?

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>>82050401
I'm aware, thank you. And cow udders like that personally gross me out.
>>82050417
Arrested? Hell no! I never even had to wear handcuffs the entire time, so I've YET to even feel them! Kinda a shame since I wanted to see what Suspects bitch about all the time when I'm watching Cops/Law and Crime/Police Activity.

No. I just had to pay a ticket.

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>>82050468
Oh I'm sorry. I hope this is better. I just wanted to simp for such a pretty girl.

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>>82050412
Say please.

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>>82050182
Nothing better than being a fatty jerking off to fatties~

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>>82050468
>ticket
How you keep getting away with it is absurd. How many points on your loisence now?

>cowtits gross me out
Unamerican. Deportation required.

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Want to share my gf with pervs

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Any other FGO cucks around :3

>>82050586
why is your gf ai

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>>82050522
chubby nonnies~<3

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Any nonnys on to help me tuggy an cum please? <3 Down to stroke to anything!

05dd83c9f5a5e75c40932f38e1d1a346cbff9e8a0f10ae5c2c0b004e87383a085f

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>Chrono Trigger captcha.
One thing this lackluster April Fools' Trivia /has/ done was dust some cobwebs of my memory for sure.

>>82050508
Better. Good Boy! And I'd much rather you simp for a pretty 2D girl than whatever the 3D-weirdos have going on for themselves.
>>82050561
>How you keep getting away with it is absurd.
In America especially, the answer is /always/ Money.
>Unamerican
There is definitely a size limit.

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>>82050655
I'm a good boy! I would love to keep cimping for you. Gross 3D girls could never be prettier than you.

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>>82050655
American imperialism demands the expansion of assets! There is no limit. Yee-haw. You're just gay.

>>82050625
Nevermind, cancel this.. have to head out so unfortunately not tuggy for me :(

i don't like being 3d

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Horny NEET looking for some sluts to worship and milk me. Keep me company and my cock hard and throbbing~ 0511f450c68f1b4d191ebc90e8ab88f8babd7ad3b0b99865702270706ef7bb527c

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>>82050749
>This is what your average session ad looks like.
Grim.

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>>82050717
>Gross 3D girls could never be prettier than you.
Cute! Someone that writes someone like this probably unironically smooches their tablet and humps their pillow, getting totally lost in the fantasy of 2D girls, so be my guest! You can simp to your hearts' content, little handfucker~!
>>82050730
American Imperialism ended a century ago (Depending on who you ask!) the new meta is "Shrinkflation". Keep up!
>You're just gay.
Characters can be attractive without having excessively bloated bodyparts,you minorities seem to craze over.

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Session just feels so slow. I hate that more anons are using it.

>>82050853
what's a good ad look like?

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>>82050885
It's so much more fun to simp when given permission. Especially to an avatarfag that so many people hate. I don't care if they think you're annoying I just think you're soooooo pretty.

>>82050853
Discord ads are the same doko?

>>82050978
despite?

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boys like this

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>got high last night
>gooned in panties with a vibrator
>came as hard as i ever have twice in a row
>still want to fap

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>>82050885
The meta is always bombastic bombshells. We drop them on the mudskins and admire them at home. You just aren't patriotic enough to partake in the one true WHITE pastime.
Which you wouldn't know much about~

>>82051021
>Fap so good you get turned on thinking about it and have to go again
Always the best.

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>>82050946
Are these "haters" in the room with us right now? If so, I hadn't noticed! If I don't care, then neither should (You)! Or is that apart of the appeal? Knowing you're being scowled at yet still shamelessly simping with all eyes peering at the scene you're making. I can't tell what's going on in that little head of yours and tight space of yours downstairs, so just praise me some more, little weak simp!
>>82051025
T-Touche...

>>82050999
where did you get this picture of me

>>82051072
>T-Touche...
Cute, moe

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>>82051072
Everything you said is 100% true <3 You read me like a book.

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>>82051072
>out of responses
Patriots win again. Fuck your hand to big honkers.

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>>82051066
i woke up so hard this morning...

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Are we all in agreeance that big boobs are objectively the best things to fap to

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>>82051074
Don't worry about it now come here

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>>82050890
Yeah if session was faster it would be perfect

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>>82051154
yes mommy... you aren't going to do anything weird are you?

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Feed me sexy anime girls
voila2424

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hey everybody did anyone watch my recently release motion picture featuring ryan gosling? What'd you think?

virgins of dft: are you happy being a virgin or do you really want to have sex

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>>82051088
Being stumped is not a cute feeling!
>>82051122
No surprise there! Is there any reason you're leaving me this information? Not sure what you want me to do it! It's not the first time my wits got it right so, no need to hold the archive for me or whatever you're doing!
>>82051130
I think I'll live vicariously through the next tit-cow-obsessed Nonny I steal, feeding them pictures of tits until they produce their own milk for them instead!

>>82051147
Me in the middle

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>>82051380
I'm fine without sex. Sure would be nice having it but it would probably have to be with a woman, and i hate women

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>>82051380
Yes because other virgins turn me on

>>82050586
why haven't you posted your tag already!

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>>82051380
Fine with me

>>82051316
My beloved sister

>>82051490
Why?

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>>82051437
I just get all simpy when I'm really horny is all. I see a cute 2d girl and I just want to constantly give them attention <3

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>>82051437
>I'll jerk myself stupid if you cum because I'm pushing your tit-brained buttons
Is this some kind of invitation?

>>82051380
i'm stupidly desperate to have sex 24/7 and it makes me insatiably horny so i have to cum way too many times per day

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>>82051562
Likelier to share my more nasty and kinky proclivities

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>>82051603
And what would be these nasty and kinky proclivities hmm?

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>>82051555
make sure to treat her like sisters deserve to be!

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>>82050377
FEED ME!

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>>82051565
>I just get all simpy when I'm really horny is all.
Cute quirk...I have to wonder how embarrassing and borderline spineless you must sound when you're tugging away at yourself, blindly nodding in agreeance with everything being told to you as you simp and praise away, lost in your own pathetic lust~
>I see a cute 2d girl and I just want to constantly give them attention <3
You know there's more than just mine here, hm?
>>82051575
>Is this some kind of invitation?
>I think I'll live vicariously through the next tit-cow-obsessed Nonny I steal
>Nonny I steal
A Heist doesn't typically send out invites!

why do retards invoke an appeal to sexhaving every once in a while? this is the jerking of with other losers board

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>>82051380
I gave up on having sex with women. I've given multiple blowjobs to men irl. It's just what I do now I guess.

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>>82051689
how about feed each other? <3

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>>82051721
Dick is better anyway

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>>82051700
Oh god anon you're just completely reading my mind. I want your tag so badly <3

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>>82051676
Mostly fetishizing porn addiction and a bunch of related stuff! To that point I also like (fellow) older anons as they're more likely further to hit those targets.

>>82051757
it's cute when you can recognize this poster just by the images he posts

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>>82051778
What's that supposed to mean!

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>>82051700
Oh so it's not an invitation, you're just gonna keep sending big fat sweater puppies to a nonny who's cock starts leaking whenever he sees a nice pair.
Not an invitation though. Even if you know it's going to make me smear my rod until it's glistening and 4 sizes bigger than it should be *ripe* for the taking.

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>>82051775
I may be interested. Tag?

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>>82051721
Adorable

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>>82051855
Mind if I ask your age first anon?

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>Jenny captcha.
>Type XJ9.
>Invalid.
Fake fucking news.

>>82051721
Oh My God. I'm not hiding it. This post made me burst out into laughter IRL. It reads so comically depressing.
>>82051757
I'm wanting yours less and less since you can't even answer a reply twice in a row now.
>>82051821
>Even if you know it's going to make me smear my rod until it's glistening and 4 sizes bigger than it should be *ripe* for the taking.
...No, I was unaware. If the weirdo trying to make contact with me doesn't find a brain to put in that skull, we should certainly put all these claims you're touting to the test~! As a matter of fact? I would /love/ it you talked an even bigger game so I can bask in every single second of tearing you down~

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Hey, I've been using Session to chat with complete privacy and security. Come join me! My Account ID is

053e1969b3b6aa024a6838beeab2ce91af5490b43204b8fab72b220c2390ee7c5b

Download it at https://getsession.org/download

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>>82051889
29. Dunno if you want someone older but that kinda stuff you posted was a major turn on!

>>82051934
Sure! My tag is islafirstchapter

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>>82051894
Talk an even bigger game? You should drop your taggy and show me even bigger breasts <3 . We can compare 'game' in private. Stroke for stroke even~

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>>82051934
too young!

Nope don't drop tag for ai posters

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This retarded meme captcha doesn't even work half the time when you get it right.

Anyway what are we drinking tonight /dft/?

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>>82051924
Okay, but what are we gonna talk about huh

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>most annoying avafag can't get a single add again
Guys he did it again.

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I put in RJ-45 for HK-47 and it let me do it.
RJ-45 is a type of cable connector.

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>>82051985
tag?

>>82051970
He's a nigger btw.

>>82052030
>>most annoying avafag
Any idea how little that narrows it down?

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>>82052008

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>>82051995
I can suck your dick or something

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>>82052054
From the ones who are alive rn, that would be Acaz and Sillu, but Sillu is MIA so...

>>82052058
How much do you weigh?

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>>82052042
Sometimes things don't work out for the best!

>>82051684
Sometimes I wonder if I'm lacking in the right uh, equipment, to treat her right...

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>>82051979
And how old would you be, anon?

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I have to admit I don't even care as much about cumming, I just want to feel loved and wanted with my anon ... and it makes cumming with him so much better

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Time to get a buzz going and edge the night away!

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>>82052084
like 110

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>>82052171
Cute tiny anon

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Boy, Looking for overweight/slob anons
Tag: dezaemon3d

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>Favorites
Hidamari, Bocchi, Koisuru Asteroid, Sketchbook, Girls und Panzer, Minami-ke, Geijutsuka Art, Gochiusa, Strike Witches, Manabi Straight, Yuru Camp
>Boards
/v/, /a/, /co/, /jp/, /s4s/, /m/, /aco/, /h/, /u/, /e/, /c/
>Looking For
M or F who wants to fap together to loli and moe
>Not Looking For
(You) don't like loli/moe
(You) only want to talk
>Tag
hya.kko

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>>82051985
I don't mind the AI autism, but I won't drop my tag If I'm the one being pursued.

>>82052030
Hm? Are you referring to me?
>Again.
Again? I'm messaged everytime I swing by with how many wish to speak to me Directly. No surprise there. I'm practically your only celebrity appearance here. If you used your eyes, you'd have figured that out already.
>>82052081
>>82052042
And are you looking to take my spot? Shitting up the thread with pointless gossip no-one asked for. Even I were more on topic than your spergy arse. Consider the neck before the wrists. Stop trying to cling to my existence to make worth of yours.

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Pai! Zu! Ri!

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>>82052212
it's a completely healthy bmi thank you very much

>>82051689
Hot~

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>>82052287
For a woman.

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>>82052279
Yes? Hello?

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Need flatwife

>>82052081
I hope he stays mia

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>>82052311
Don't start with that. I'm the same weight. It's perfectly healthy if you're 5'5.

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>>82052311
cough cough, about that

Any vore-anons around?

>>82052403
Lifting up this anon and carrying them out of the thread

>>82052403
LONDON

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>>82052406
I do feederism but no vore !

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>>82052343
Hello, is this paizuri anon?

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>>82052287
Is this what it felt like looking at the mona lisa for the first time.

>>82052403
Get out of this thread you disgusting pig

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>>82052474
feederism nonny! :D

>>82052360
You're a niglet thoughever

he meant 110kg btw

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>>82052532
I’ll feed you

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>>82052480
You have the right number. What's up?

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>>82052561
can i have your tag, mm? <3

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>>82052542
I guess a slim-person must be a crazy sight for you in this thread with all these fat-chaser freaks quite literally taking SPACE with their LARD-posts.

I'll sneed you

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>>82052581
Dezaemon3d

mmmm fatties

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>>82052598
Leave us alone you are not welcomed

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>>82052461
... and into your dms! you forgot that part!
>>82052464
nope they all need licenses now remember
>>82052488
if the mona lisa makes you want to murder women yes

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having a favie must be so fun. I can barely imagine what it'd be like to have one lucky anon you always go to when your horny and having a deep connection outside of milking and being able to talk with them about your autistic interests and such
i only pick up tags, milk them, and rarely ever hear from them again. i feel like a whore

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>>82051380
if i could have sex irl with a favie then gosssshhhh yes i'd love that!~ otherwise i'm happy and content being a fucking girlfailure loser permavirgin pumping away :3

>>82052641
do you only have session

>>82052641
USA

USA

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please pump

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>>82052641
I want to fuck Ciel several magnitudes more than arc. Please reroll your avatar to pander to me specifically.

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>>82052654
Tis a good feeling (we're doing it right now)

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how are people nights going ! mine has been good i got a new car very happy ! hope to drive my wifey ryuko around in it over the weekend.
i have been thoroughly molested in marathon all night tho not very good.

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>>82052696
curry butt

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Say something about your favie.

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>>82052721
That's pretty cool that you got a car! Less cool about the molesting unless you're into that. My day been okay. Just tired.

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>>82052733
Mesmerizing!

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>>82052667
nope, i've got skype, MSN, gmail, discord, IRC, etc. hit me up
>>82052673
yeah that one
>>82052696
>rerolls
>lands on the ACTUALLY better girl
arc isn't for fucking anyway, she's for smacking upside the head. you can fuck ciel though.

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>>82052769
been very exited to get it thank you ! the molesting comes with the game i think its been fun but its a game of highs and lows (kanye lol)
glad to hear your days been decent , get cozy and sleep well! you need energy for tmmr

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>>82052777
>numbers
>7th holy scripture
nanako has blessed you nonny

>>82052844
Discord taggy?

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>>82052845
I assume its a very good car! I can't get into team games...I like 1v1 stuff more. I would sleep but I have things to attend to for the next few hours so I'll be up...not like I have anything exciting tomorrow besides cooming.

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>>82052844
Curry is cutest. Always has been always will be.
>>82052846
In honor of these digits I'm going to give her 7 (seven) tributes.

>>82052914
milk me, cunny

>>82052844
Session taggy?

>>82052919
Why is her ass so fat?

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I took off the whole fucking day for this bruh
Mentally and physically prepared for 24 hours of getting drained/draining
And this is how you do me?
Jokes on me this year. I really do feel like such a fool. I actually feel a little depressed over it. I shouldn't spent a week preparing.

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nom

>>82052844
Skype taggy?

>>82052949
oh no he's retarded...

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>>82052919
make sure you share with the class

>>82052949
looooool blueballed

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>>82052934
I don't do that and im not cunny!

>>82052949
Yeah this event has grounds for being the most boring one.

>>82052951
Eat up!

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>>82052914
im just playing it solo atm i have friends who play it but they all work alot more than i do atm , its a jag coup been dreaming of one since watching top gear as a kid, i hope the stuff your doing before sleep goes well at least so you can get some good rest after <3

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>>82052966
>>82052969
Yeah but please laugh at me. At least it wasnt all for not.
Least it'll make me happy a little.
>>82052990
Honestly for a joke its not bad. I just shouldnt have prepared like I did.

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>see a weak tag advertisement
>do the background check
>it's probably a low social skill zoomer
>brain says don't bother but dick screams give it a shot
>end up disappointed as brain was right
>make the same mistake again
Fell for it again award

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>>82052953
I only use AOL

>>82052990
dont be so uppity, cunny

>>82053029
did you still fap a lot though

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>>82053016
I'm glad you're enjoying it at least even if its not for me! Tell your friends to quit! My stuff will be fine~ more time consuming than problematic but thank you <3

>>82053029
I think its like mildy funny but its not very interactive l or interesting. I think i rather have emotes again.

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>>82052949
Skill issue, come with a plan B, last few years have been shit
I retreated to my AGP anons except I did a role reversal, worked well enough. Was cute trying to see them act as a penis-haver for a change.

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>>82052869
if you insist
>>82052919
we can compromise
>>82052942
its right >>82051924 HERE keep up
>>82052953
live:swag.princess99

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>>82053083
Nah, too sad to.
>>82053097
Emotes were underrated honestly.
>>82053106
I'll try to think of one for next year.

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>>82053120
Sorry anon. maybe a little fapping now will cheer you up

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she on da hood

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Try not to get babytrapped.

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>>82053062
I'm not being uppity?

>>82053120
I enjoy the novelty of the emotes. Its low effort but fun at least and more importantly its something you can show off.

>>82051924
I might add you later when I have more time if thats ok. What things do you like nonners?

SAKI CHOP

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IS THAT AN ASTON MARTIN?! HOOOOOOLY! MY BELOV-
My....Belov.....No, no, no ,no, no NYET, NYET NYET! The fucking copycat British wannabe.

My disappointment is beyond immeasurable here.

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>>82053229
Its hard to get horny though when sad. I should probably just play a game I need to finish, or watch an anime I should finish instead for the rest of the day.
>>82053277
Yeah exactly! It was kind of fun earning them and showing them off. If this one had like, a thing where you collect the little cards of the captions and you could show them off, that would be cute and fun!

>>82053114
gmail taggy?

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>>82053016
Oh...A Jag...I was beginning to think it was a Maserati. Nice coupe regardless, even if you still purchased the WRONG British Coupe, a Jag is still cool.

Whom tf up in FLORIDA bi ches

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>>82053344
sorry to disappoint anon ;-;
>>82053379
it might be the wrong one but its my favorite one

What the fuck is cnc

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>>82053426
A CNC machine (Computer Numerical Control) is an automated manufacturing tool that uses pre-programmed software and codes, such as G-code and M-code, to precisely control cutting tools and machinery for cutting, drilling, milling, and shaping materials like wood, metal, plastic, and composites. Unlike traditional manual tools, CNC systems eliminate the need for hand-operated levers or wheels, offering greater accuracy, repeatability, and efficiency for both prototyping and mass production.

>>82053446
I already know about that one but I mean the fetish

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Trump-sama about to announce American men are going to become femboys so they can pleasure jewish men

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>>82053410
No, it's fine. For once I'm incredibly envious of someone here. My Dream Car is a Mid-2000's Aston DB9. I can't imagine what you must be feeling to have your dream car. I'm genuinely proud of (You), Nonny. Congratulations!

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>>82053426
cute and cuny

Caring about cars is the gayest consoomer shit

>>82053474
That's what I think but it's obviously not it

I can understand liking cars because its a modern mech but yeah, don't think for a moment it doesn't make you gay. Thats all im saying

>>82053426
COMMAND AND CONQUER

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I only date anons with big cars!

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>>82053468
you can get there one day anon! and thank you ! , the aston 9 is a nice car definitly see why its your favorite
>>82053514
100% i cant lie lol sometimes its fun to be a little gay about something. i love mechs as well so thats probally where it comes from i kinda just like mechanical things in general

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God damn it guys, I think I might be totally doomed to never having a girlfriend

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>>82053546
Same here.
I just remembered I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>82053546
more time for handsex

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>>82053558
Well in my case it's because I'm a neet loser who is probably roping after my mom dies cause I won't have nobody else to leech on. She's quite old

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>>82053277
sure you can, you'll just have to take the plunge and find those things out yourself though

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>>82053349
Yeah thats problem with this event. There's nothing to do. Emotes are low effort but at least you can post with them and be silly.

>>82053598
this is actually the saddest thing i have ever read , i sincerely hope you find some sort of motivation in your life and are saying this as an incredibly bad taste joke .

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Anyone into cock tributes? I really like doing them.

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>>82052949
I thought I was the only retard. granted I wanted a day off for other reasons, fapping literally all day was part of my intentions and this fucking SUCKS bro

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>>82053674
God I wish I were joking

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Man this whole week sucks.

>>82053757
lmao you goofy gooners

>>82053785
im being so real you can always make something of yourself it doesn't need to be super out there just being a functioning independent person is enough to take pride in and it sounds like you desperately need to push towards something better you are capable of doing better it may be hard but it is possible.

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>>82053798
stop caring.
things never work out.
hope only brings pain.

trying to talk someone down from ideation is a pretty clear sign of being b&

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boohoo do something fun

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>could have sworn I had this anime downloaded
>was about to watch it
>cant find it anywhere
Fucking hell. Now here comes the next few hours of hunting down more download links.
So much for watching it tonight

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>>82053846
I mean I'll try because self murder must be horrible but I'm already giga demoralized
>just being a functioning independent person is enough to take pride in
If my life is gonna be just going to work for minimum wage, come back home and consoom I'd rather just kill myself tbqh with you

>Trump speech is just a recap episode
Fuck off

>>82053892
okay *pees on your drywall* that'll be 14.99 plus tip

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>>82053921

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Hey anon, my friend was considering selling off his magic the gathering land cards but I told him it wasn't worth the effort. The market for them has already been tapped.

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>>82053898
Just go to https://nyaa.si/ it can't be that hard to find and torrents download super quick. You'll be watching it in like 20 minutes or less

>>82053943
Don't help her stupid

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yawn

I need to tease a cute nonny with a cute cock!

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CUTE CUTE

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Caption Loser from last thread. Decided to make a story out of my favorite image.

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>>82053943
That works for new anime. Not for old boomer anime like I was going to watch. I'll be waiting all night for rahjeet's 3rd world internet to upload each episode at 10kbs

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>>82053542
Ironically, it was also Top Gear for me too where my fascination begin.To this day, I've yet to watch a Bond Film.

>>82053730
..Depends. Do they come packed with sound-effects included?

>>82053881
Or a fucking tourist. Like, seriously? It shouldn't sound alien that someone will off themself once they have no structure in their life. Hell, even I was adamanet on "beating my grandparents to the grave" If I were to turn thirty with no way to support MYSELF.
[Current Status: PENDING]

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>>82053979
you have to be a dumb retarded bitch doing something wrong with your dogshit taste in images, I've had different private tracker accounts and short of experimental animation one-offs you can find seeded variants of most anything on nyaa

>>82053979
What show

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test

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>>82054016
>you can find seeded variants of most anything on nyaa
Yeah and then wait all night for rahjeet's 3rd world internet to upload each episode at 10kbs
Found my anime. Thank god my normal go to had it. Sorry I hurt your ego, saar. But I'm not interested in your slow ass internet speed.

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>>82053947
Shut up
>>82053979
I mean you said "this anime" while having a konosuba pic attached to your post so I assumed that's what you wanted to watch. What anime exactly are you looking for? Have you tried rutracker yet?

>>82054050
clear latex makes me feel… ><

>>82053936
>giga milkers
>ass so flat it doesn't even have a curved line, it chains together as if it was an extension of the thigh
Blegh

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>>82054046

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>>82054039
>>82054051
Its gunbuster. And its already finished downloading now.
If I used a torrent like the retard suggested it would have been downloading all night. Really fortunate my site had it.

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>>82053978
Chuddy can't even be a winner in his precious vidya anymore...

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>>82054096
You're such a combatative nigger I hope you hate it and also your mom dies.

the gooners are really riled up tonight

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>>82054096
>If I used a torrent like the retard suggested it would have been downloading all night. Really fortunate my site had it.
This nigga retarded.

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I'm starting to think that fapping more than 3 times a week makes me suicidal. Getting painfully sad some hours after fapping can't be a coincide. Maybe the little souls of all of those little swimmers who died come back to haunt me

>>82054150
if you are staying up doing it that could also be an issue

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>>82054096
You're a genuine nigger

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>>82054117
>I hope you hate it
Me too honestly
>and also your mom dies.
Me too
>>82054138
Sure thing rahjeet.
>>82054173
Sorry I hurt your fee fees rahjeet but us living in the 1st world dont like wasting time on your shitty internet.

There are so many seeds for cumbuster on nyaa just btw

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>>82054096
it's taking me under 20 minutes being generous to download gunbuster from the top seeded nyaa just to prove a point to your retarded nigger skull. there's like 18 seeders assisting and not a single one has an indian flag, and only two are le*fs. retard

>>82054196
There's no fucking way your skin isn't as black as the night itself lmfao

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I think I'll have a melty on Friday.
I just don't have it in me tonight.

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>>82054196
I hope you caught a virus nigger.

>>82054213
That's why he's such a nigger, too retarded to know how to use computers properly.

>>82054221
Wanna watch it together?

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>>82054221
I downloaded it in fucking 5 mins. All six episodes.
>>82054242
Saar
>>82054247
Keep coping

Anons are actually getting angry that you arent pirating anime the correct way

>>82054245
Why not have a melty tomorrow?

>>82054263
Kek there's no way this anon is not that nigger nonud

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>>82054296
I'm busy tomorrow...

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>>82054247
I've already seen it I was watching something else but I would rewatch it if you'd like
>82054263
you have even less of an excuse then you dumb fucking retard what are you even bitching about you were posting for 20 minutes
>>82054292
no it's because he dropped his entire initial argument that he would be "hunting download down the download links" and "so much for watching it tonight" because hes a dumb backtracking bitch

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I buy a subscription to real-debrid so I can stream torrents to my TV. My ISP screams at me every time I have torrented anything.

>>82054329
You're still downloading the data via torrent that way you stupid 3d retard.

>>82054321
Huh? Who was anon arguing with? did he do the gay, 'doesn't link the reply' thing? It looks like he was just complaining to himself.

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>>82054303
Saar

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I'd much rather be an INDIAN living in fucking INDIA than being a retarded nigger living in america or canada that comes from generation of niggers getting buck broken and nigger women getting raped by white studs

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>>82054321
I also watched it already, but we can watch it together and leave that nigger alone~ do you have a tag?

>>82054345
I'm downloading it from a server in the Philippines or wherever the fuck and my IP is never in the peer pool so I never get reported.

>>82054373
See >>82054373

I also just downloaded it and goddamn already I dont want to watch it. Mechs doing pushups?
Goddamn what SHIT taste in anime. Maybe he is a nigger.

These are some Ryne tier debate skills.

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>>82054353
he's a dumb retard and dumb retards need to be shoved in a corner

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>>82054405
It's actually a good ova, don't let that nigger take it away from you, enjoy!

PAYDAY 2 /DFT/ VIDYA NIGHT FUCKING WHEN????

>>82054408
Just say you wanna rape him

>>82054430
There's a chance a nigger like the one posting itt might be there so no thanks

>>82054429
Eeehhh Ill keep watching the first episode. But just from that its far past me ever taking it seriously. So I hope its silly

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Why are people so angry today? Is it because the april fools is so shit?

>>82054460
I'm angry because I was hurt so I'm taking it out on /dft/.

>>82054460
Clearly. I've never seen two anons want to fuck so badly in my life.

>>82054460
it is genuinely a damn shame theres no opportunity for special milkings this year like last time

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>>82054446
Only the first chapter is silly, maybe the second one too, but later on it gets way better, itt's only 6 episodes so give it a chance!

>>82054460
Thats normally how it happens
>anons wants to get off
>cant
>shitposts the thread
Tale as old as time.

Doko

>>82054497
Alright I'll give it to the second episode. If I dont like it I'm dropping it. So far the girls are hot af at least.

SHITbuster

>>82054540
>>82054540
>>82054540

Indianbuster more like

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Anons who want to fuck me while I call them good boy no matter if they do me slow and loving or rough and degrading?

>>82054308
I think this could be a great opportunity for you to have a melty

>>82054565
If you look like that I'll fuck you in any way you ask. I'll smack my hips into you until they're bruised and beat up.

>>82054565
Sure tag?

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>>82054565
You sound too submissive for my taste desu

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>>82054321
>>82054381
>got ignored by this anon
Aww

>>82054565
weak april 1st bait

>>82054622
Because wtf are you even going to do, fap to all the nude scenes
Because if so okay.

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>>82054649
Just watch the ova and flirt hard after we're done and then have handsex.

>>82054679
Okay then I'm not interested. Nta btw.

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>>82054692
I was just interested in that anon!

>>82054739
Okay?