/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female humans General #4703>"Purest form of Love" edition--Stories that are satire because all hmofa relationships FAIL--By Anon_Writfriend>A Tale of Feathers and Armor (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78336936By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By SomehingToForget>Milk and Honeyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81909011By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By A_Smiling_Face>Securities Fraud and Forbidden Love (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54539599By InAnOrthodoxWay>Phoxy Phantom Over Vietnamhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81932516>Empty_Crownhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81863696By NeedlesslyVerbose>The Rendezvoushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81885096By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526/By CoreGamesGold>Long Ears and Short Taleshttps://coregamesgold.itch.io/long-ears-and-short-talesBy ScaryDrPepper>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82045089Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
booooo its not good
>>82055811evil pic. Should've used one of the new cosmo ones at least.
yucky
Anthro girls could NEVER compete
Fucking human bitches sabotaging our OPWhat are we gonna do about this fursisters?
BOSG here its been a while since Ive done requests. Like always character and a image please and a prompt if you wish to include one. Thanks in advance!
>>82055870It's so fucking over for you furslut, and you have NO idea yet...The true tradwife was ALWAYS another human woman...
>>82055891 draw badass waifur fighting zombies like its dead rising
>>82055811
>>82055891Doecel raging against human women
>>82055902Ikr
Ok real question. Does this game actually have hmofa? Or does the creator just support it?Also are there any other games other than snoot game on steam that have hmofa?
>>82055891combine these two>>82055897>>82055921
>>82055946As far as I've seen, no it does not. Cute chibi/plushy waifurs? Yes absolutely, multiple. But I've seen no true /hmofa/
Updated last thread.>Specimen Six (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758
>>82055811>>82055982STORY UPDATE
>>82055946>Also are there any other games other than snoot game on steam that have hmofa?Is it time to go on a quest to search all of steam for every game that has hmofa?
>>82055946there are no human men in it from what I've seen.There is, however, a dedicated smooch button you can use to smooch the guest rabbits. That will just have to tide us over until the super secret human male patch gets put in.
>>82055891Minotaur, unicorn and direwolf all caged up in cattle pens and hooked up to milking machines.
>>82055999Who here in this fine thread is brave enough to wade through the steam catalogue to find the hmofa?
>>82055982In such a rush for one last joke the baker forgot another anon's joke, for shame!
>>82055891Landsknecht and his Sergal wife
>>82056067>LandsknechtIm sorry who?
>>82055891Contraria stepfordification.
>>82055982Also the previous threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82049636/
>>82056085Elite 16th century German mercenaries who obliterated the French in the battle of pavia in 1525
>>82056085German mercenaries during the Renaissance
>>82055891I don't know if I remember you doing anything beeg yet, a deathclaw perhaps? Yes I'm totally who you think I am.
Wasn't there an indie game where the creator just straight up said the main character fucks human men?
>>82056067Seconding this but with a fat dragoness wife instead.
Waifurs who>COMPUTER>UPDATE>*guitar riff starts playing*>Utoh!>*laser blast*>*shotgun blast*>AUUGghhh>*flies buzzing*>footsteps on metal
Human girls, you say?
>>82056085It translates to Triple Pay Men.
>>82056151That was Bombun
>>82056158>Eating on the bedWorst thing about this image
Our time to shine is near Hmofa bros, I can feel it in my bones.
>>82056159no, it means "servant of the land" you're thinking of doppelsöldner which means "double pay-men/soldiers/merc"
>>82055891Bully inspired /hmofa/
>>82056179Absolutely based. Will buy the game to support hmofa. The time is near anons!
>>82056201You're probably right, cause I'll be honest I'm fat and drunk right now, but I hope both of those things improve for me later have a nice night man you need to be more chill though you know
I started taking jiu jitsu classes and this buncel I was sparring with was cute but she fingered my ass
>>82056231You replied to the wrong post I think May want to lay off the drink a little
Wasn't there a company mascot that also got associated with hmofa as well?
>>82056247Buncels just cannot beat the shit eater allegations >>82056254There'll be several if I have my way
>>82056250I replied correctly after checking three times, but you're probably right. I'm just mad cause a faggot turned me gay and now he doesn't want me anymore
Post Buncel
Ok got a question for you anons today!If /HMOFA/ were to make a show, what would it be like?
>>82056268
>>82056268All anthro women are __cels at the end of the day.
Can we get a new thread?
>>82055946The game itself does not have hmofa, but the dev has made porn of his own character, and has EXCLUSIVELY paired her with humans.>pic rel
>>82056317Probably, but ti's been thirty mintues an 1/6th the posts needed to kill this one, at this point we may as well swing through.
I don't entirely know why but I fucking love neets and girlfailuresBuncels, the foxcel, Hannah, i fucking love themMaybe it's because I'm a neet too, but thinking about them makes me want to workout more and get a good job so I can take care of us both while she lazes at home all dayI'm gonna lift weights and think about them later
>>82056331That OP image is horrible. I mean if you're gonna have a human woman at least don't give her the Anisa Jomha look
>>82056288Some Fallen Leaves kind of thing
>>82056333Foxcel? Pics?
>>82056347Quit acting like you wouldn't fall for the first member of the opposite sex to show you any affection or attention at all.It's very unbecomming.
>>82056288that is a small buh
>>82056360You're a femcel
>>82056212Thighlord already gave us that shit
>>82056320Where can I find more?
>>82056369
>>82056320If I or someone else made a new thread with this as the OP image, would you guys migrate?
>>82056367You failed as a man and need me to have a vagina to feel accomplished in life.OrYou're a woman, and the only reason you have a relationship at all is because you found a weak failure of a man who puts up with how much of a narcissistic bitch you are, and you abused him into a relationship
>>82056360I've had women give me affection before. I just prefer anthro women
>>82056386no, i think itd just be messy
>>82056375Guy's name is Kekitopu, I just found this stuff on e6.
>>82056392>Reddit spacing
>>82056288Where Kitsune Wait anime with fan service and b plots about sisters shenanigans
>>82056405Related, heads up I guess there’s some bombun website pretending to be affiliated and might be malware. So don’t go there.
>>82056399How much did it cost?>>82056408Livestream an hero when, moid?
>>82056369>>82056382Anon's the type of guy to win over anthros from various cliques into working together towards making their awful, corrupt school into a place that's slightly less terriblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_piia0hKbo
>>82056355I've got a few
How do you get this color changing effect on a pic? This is important
>>82056431
>How much did it cost?As much as a janny's salary
>>82056150Mommyclaw https://st.fdel.moe/w/73SUAndSzigqRLxGi1iH1f
I will never understand how people pull so much drama out of their asses about this subject. I wonder how they will feel when they get older and remember they wasted hours on this nonsense.It's fantasizing about fucking cartoon animal women lmao how do you get your blood pressure up at all about something this ridiculous?
>Finally made Twatter account>Show people my writing, worldbuilding and characters (mostly female) >Say I want human on anthro relationships since I hate anthro on anthro focuses >Starting to pop off even on day oneOh no
>>82056436This is her storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78324986/chapters/205315696
>>82055891Your take on the foxcel.
>>82056369>>82056382Me want more
>>82054731Recommending yourself is diabolical
what the fuck is that op
>I got it for free cause I'm a real boy!Awwwwwwwww your poor untouched penis!The worst part is girls don't care when you're a virgin so when you defend it you look like a tard virgin and expose yourself to women waaaay more than you do to men
>>82056456>Trying to explain to her that you're "The type of guy who will never settle down">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbYa7NBYyRc
>>82056489haha april fools teehee xD
>>82056492I only expose myself to anthro women
>>82056288Comedy about Morgan trying to put together her own skate club. Putting up flyers as advertisement, trying to build her own ramps and trying to get others in on her little passion project. Thread waifurs show up in episodes either directly or as cameos. Sub-plot of awkward romance attempts with the HM that's dense as fuck/find her attempts endearing as she spills spaghetti everywhere.
>>82056433you have each color be a frame and then change how long the frames delay before changing coloryou could set it so it changes a lot faster to give people seizures, probably.
>>82056524>that gun>that armor>that capeIs that what I think it is?
>>82056157
>>82056513it's a shittier april fools than the one 4chan itself did
>>82056386>faggot cannot play along for ONE DAY
>>82056535>Evil Rat Queen bumping into her at the mall>"Well, well, well, if it isn't BOREgan. How's that skate club coming along?">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxq_tXHvi6o
>>82056475Don't worry, those aren't people.
>>82056489RETVRN TO TRADITION
>>82056541Quaker Waifurs
>>82056553Yeah that OP image is ugly as fuck
>>82056559I checked, not bots.
>>82056541>>82056566We should really try to set up a game night sometimeI warn you all I use the railgun
>>82056573Woah dude, TWO hot rabbit babes?!
>>82056565Shouldn't you be crying in /adhg/ and shitting that thread up?
>>82056588...said no-one, ever.
>>82056589Oh yeah, one of adhg's biggest shitters got revealed to be an actual femcel kek
this thread sucks
>>82056589RETVRN TO OUR OWN KIND
>>82056607not as much as you mom does while you're at school
>>82056605What the fuck? Why would a woman even be in that thread? Femdom and female anthros fucking human males is the most female-repellant combo I can imagine.
>>82056613>Human loliI'm not even into anthro loli
>>82056535I'd watch it for the Chloe and Tori B plots.
>>82056605I know, that shit was hilarious>>82056620Not if you're a seething femcel apparently
>>82056620To shit it up apparently>Femdom and female anthros fucking human males is the most female-repellant combo I can imagine.You'd be surprised
Human foid = anthro food
>>82056535>>82056555>>82056622Wait this actually sounds like peak
>>82056565>>82056613Fellas, can you remind me WHY we hate human women?
>>82056475post so i can follow
>>82056555Yeah, see? It works!>>82056622There'll be shenanigans.
>>82056657The way you're acting is why
>>82056288regular show
>Everyone I don't like is one single shitposter?>NO!>Everyone I don't like is a FEMALE!!!Thank you for proving my point.
>>82056535S0VL
>>82055811>hmofhsi>human males on female human self-inserts
>>82056537Easier than I thought. Thanks anon
>>82056067Sorry if the Landsknecht doesnt look german enough. Kinda had to focus on a little more realism to make him look different than just a normal male
>>82056678So your either a woman, or you have been mistaken for one through how shrill and pathetic your cries for attention are
Wait just a damn minute... That sounds familiar...Is the discord schizo a woman!?!?!?
>>82056695For cheese and coin!
>>82056703So a FOID? Typical.
>>82056644I know some women apparently like hmofa (I've seen the inverse too) but femdom feels a step too far
>>82056712For Cheese and Coin!
>>82056702Or I just hate you and use sarcasm to point out how much you such. Seriously, you should lurk CC sometime just to see how wrong you are.>>82056703Yeah bro, I hate discord so much and my vagina is so fucking huge and puffy, you totally caught me you subhuman nigger.
>>82056621>Sees Jessie Christ>Immediately assumes loli
>>82056714The one in /adhg/ isn't into it. She literally gets jealous of cartoon animal women. Hence the constant bitching about anthrostate stories where human women are non existent. THAT is the level of sadness we are talking about here
>>82055811>Human women talking like that is akin to the falcon screeching, its hook like claws outstretched and diving for your eyes faster than an arrow with enough force to split your skull.
Im low key a fucking idiot and forgot to put my ipad to charge. I guess I'm only doing one request tonight sorry guys... I should have some more Ivy Pepper stuff out by the end of the week.
>>82056695Original requester here. Thank you so much this looks great! Also don't beat yourself up too much because I think he looks pretty good. Certainly better than 50% of hmofa character who are just bald and faceless.
>>82056741>flat chest>short>baby faceHonestly it's a heretical image, you deserve the Sodom and Gomorrah
>>82056535this would be rad as hell. If I had hella money and could animate I'd be on this like glue
>>82054833I played Yu-Gi-Oh, magic, Naruto, chaotic, pokemon, and the new Digimon. Past tense, mind you, as I haven't played some of those in a decade+.
>>82056535I can imagine it having a 2000s grunge vibe.
>>82056762Honestly drawing a man with a beard was so much fun! I might have to make myself a full blown Oc like that so when I plan on making more HMOFA stuff with the human male included I already have a character designed.
>>82056778Poshanka!
>>82056732This roastie attitude you've got? It's why you're alone
>>82056678If you listened to what i would do to this sheep you would have me lynched. Im talking I would have to be hanged, drawn, and quartered for the furious amount of lovemaking i would make to this sheep. You would have to burn the building where the sex was contained because every surface is getting a thick slimy coat of each other's sexual fluids. I would fucking die of dehydration and my nuts would collapse from how empty they would be. I would cause a food and water shortage from all the calories i would need absolutely pounding this fine specimen. I would make such sweet love to her as to forget all my sins, all past heartaches and breaks and wrong doings against past loves which still prang my heart, completely disregard my prior loss of virginity to wholesally commit to this wonderful woman spiritually, mentally, and physically. I would fucking go through hell and back knowing she was my wife, and not a single thought would be of regret or annoyance towards us and our progeny. I love her, and i can safely say the worst pain I know now is knowing she will never be real, but I pride myself to confirm that were I to be in the same room as her, never mind my tongue down her throat or a finger in her ass or balls deep in her cunt, time would slow and for once in my life I know I would be content. And assuming we survive such an extraordinary and violent copulation I would walk out of that wedding bed with purpose and confidence, able to look my maker in the eye and say "What is your will?" and never have doubt or hesitation towards what needs to be done. For I would know, in the name of my family (with this sheep), my nation, and my God, Love. And never again would I ever be wanting.>And never again would I ever be wanting. Amen.
>>82056781Honestly seeing that landsknecht with his sergal wife again would be so kino. I would certainly give me a good reason to come back here.>>82056703We have a discord?
new pig
Is this the fastest thread on /trash/? Even with an off topic OP we are blasting through this on a Wednesday night
Added a new 'lose' sprite to the KFS level as well as a signal connecter that attaches to each newly loaded microgame, allowing for Kat and Mike to update according to the outcome of the microgame. >>82055017hey brother, can you refactor your code so that it doesn't add to the existing Microgame class? Doing this will break all minigames. Instead, containarize any unique code to a single script attatched to the root node of your minigame, and line 1 should read 'extends Microgame'.
>>82056821>We have a discord?Some artist made it and has been a thorn on this thread ever since
>>82056834People are talking fast cuz they don't like the human woman OP
>>82056045>>82055999Right off the top of my head>Cavemanon's games(no porn, obviously)>In Heat lustful nights>In Heat Honeymoon>Human Men Are Not That Against Lizard Women I and II>Bedabots (EA and also robots, but made by homeboys)Those are what I recall immediately. I think there are some ESL made connect three furry games that are hmofa.
>>82056844But it's usually faster than this
>>82056843Actually, it's only been a thorn on this thread ever since the thread was aware of it, shitposters finding out. It existing had never been a problem.
>>82056839It got too close to his shirt
>>82056839I'm in the process of doing that. It's 9:36pm, and tomorrow I'll be leaving for the next week or so.>picrelatedI'll see if I can build this game from the ground up again because it was a nightmare trying to program AND learn at the same time. I went outside for a bit and thought of a better way to handle the horizontal movement of the hand... At least in theory.
>>82056860>It existing had never been a problem.As a retard who uses Discord, it has really. It outlived it usefulness since the shutdown of 4chan a while ago, now it's own thing that isn't really /hmofa/ at all. You fucks better make your own thing at this rate.
>>82056781Original requester back and honestly I got a bit inspired. Maybe I might make a fanfic about these two someday. I think It'd do well since I have art. How should I credit you?
>>82056879I have a twitter account under the name but I might make a new one lmao.
>>82056895Link?
>>82055811why the fuck is she built like a skyrim male npc lol
>>82056813Are you welsh anon?
>>82056573The twins from Japan
>>82056360Nope. Years ago, yeah, but now, I know what happens when you do that. Better to be alone than in bad company.
To think my dumbass replying "I'll do it" to a couple posts talking about HMOFA-Ware would lead to all this. It is enough to bring a tear to the eye.Also forgot to make the anchor post I'll do that right now.
>>82056288If someone bankrolled me I'd make a Sci-fi series about aliens meeting humans in the Sol system. Not James Cameron type humanoidslop aliens with long ears and recolored skin; proper fluffy aliens that are cute and cuddly and highly intelligent like us.Showing them gradually overcoming language barriers and forming bonds with one-another. Possibly some sort of conflict brewing in the background. Slow burn type stuff.
BIGMEATYPAWS
>>82057004The best damned Carrotloaf you've ever tasted.
>>82055946I beat this game yesterday and it was pretty boring. Bombun canonically loves human men, but the game itself isn't about that.
>>82057045God yes. Covering my face please.
>>82056913https://x.com/bosog12?s=21
Birds...
/hmofa/ I have a weird question to ask, if you get big with normies and they want you to make furboi stories and art, but you don't want to do it since you prefer /hmofa/ instead, what do you do?
>>82057045Straight logs for forearms
>>82056456She looks a little ditzy... and now I'm imagining Derpy Hooves as an anthro Deathclaw with T&A.
HMOFA-Ware anchor postReply to this post with any contributions to the game.Guidelines are as follows:SFWA bit risque is okay/hmofa/ thread OCsYou can make a new character for the game if you want.Technically SDS has final say I think.You can reach me at this email: Hmofaguy25@proton.meI can also but reached on discord, my username is ionlyusethissiteforonethingPlease do not send me any server invites I will not accept them. Email is preferred.You can find HMOFA-Ware and additional information at the project's repo here: https://gitlab.com/spacedimsum/hmofawarePlease try to ensure any code you write will work well with the rest and not cause any errors.(I don't know what I'm doing so please be patient with me)(Yes godot is required, and yes GitHub should also work, I think)(This will hopefully contain more technical info next time I've been a bit busy today trying to figure this all out and some other stuff)
What is something you GENUINELY believe in even if you think the thread may disagree with you?Sometimes, people post r63 jokingly, but I actually, unironically believe that since male characters tend to have more relevance in stories on top of usually being better written, you can actually make some pretty compelling waifurs by genderbending male characters. Would at least be an interesting story to see.Consider:>Beerus waifur who holds off on destroying the earth because you've shown her the wonders of human love(and food)>Wolf'o donnel waifur who rescues you from prison and offers you an opportunity to join her crew, and you slowly grow feelings towards her.>Bowser Waifur who kidnaps you and toys with you because she can't be sincere about her feelings of liking you, and this is the only way she can think of reaching you>Melting the icy walls of a Mewtwo waifur who still has trauma from the treatment team rocket gave her, as she slowly comes to trust and appreciate you, eventually falling in love.I feel like there's genuine potential here
>>82057070Just don't do it
>>82057070“I don’t feel like it,” is a perfectly acceptable answer.
>>82056954I'm stuck choosing between the Epic Rat Queen and the Hot Cross Buns...
>>82057079>but reachedbe reached*
>>82057071Gangs of Polar Bears continue to invadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01DxcXy_7os
>>82057070I gore them all.
>>82056393I need to breed her, cuddle her and give her a good fulfilling life. It's what she deserves
>>82057071Lumi’s SSX when??/
>>82057076No one said FEV would make you smart
>>82057070Hmofa is bigger than furbois in the big 26
>>82057088I think Loli/Shota shouldn't be in this thread
If we must post human women, let them at least be aesthetic.
>>82057070>don't want to do itI frequent both hmo threads so this doesn't really apply to me but if it did I'd just say I'm not into it.
>>82057169Very aesthetically pleasing.
>>82057070you draw your self insert raping all the furbois to spite them
>>82057169>Tits bigger than ass
>>82057088i think you're correct. female rocket raccoon makes my heart ache
>>82057201Based
>>82057002Most great ideas die because no one wants to step up and take action. It's like the bystander effect.>>82057070All you gotta do is just say 'no'.>>82057079Alright, bruv, I think I found the issue. I copied the template, which wasn't actually a template, it was the definitions for the microgame class. I made a bit of a fool of myself there, but now it SHOULD work. I turned on all the microgames and they worked flawlessly. I'll try to merge later again.
>>82057169There's no way she is completely natty
>>82057201>>82057172>>82057136>>82057111>>82057097>>82057093Thanks Anons, hope you have a good night.Have a birb, my friend is making this for me.
>>82057088Female Sly, or Master Thief Camalita(sic) playing cat and mouse with human inspector.
>>82057253Your loyalty to hmofa is noticed and appreciated
>>82056261>listening to JRE as white noise >he’s glazing BJJ as best martial art>try it out because the local gym is running a sale>the buncel I get paired is shy forty pounds under me>two minutes in my head is locked between her thighs being squeezed >she’s grabbing my ass trying to finger me through my shorts>tell coach she sexually harassed me>coach says the lessons paid off because thats a real technique called oil checking Buns like buns I guess
>>82057258>female slyI'm diamonds.
Remember the time someone posted here from a prison cell? That was crazy
>>82057197Last one.
>>82057169>Smooth skin>Can wear all kinds of clothes>SmugHow can anthro women even compete?
>>82057302Also a dude saying he was going to prison for 5-8 years and wondered if the thread would still be around lol.
Because it's still April Fools I drew something evil! Gaia's who's a gardevoir! She's not your traditional "anthro"
Human women are getting desperate these days
>>82057324Did he say what for
>>82057324Well we'll be able to say hi when he gets out
We finally get a nice thread and this nigger shows up
>>82056870>>82057237no rush, I appreciate your efforts. I will say the microgame was indeed functional the first time, however make sure to use the class inheritence like that of the other microgames for now.>>82057079>Technically SDS has final say I think.It's an open project, forkable by anyone, but if you want to merge with the main repo, please keep it no more than pg-13 in context. Think MSC skateboards and KFS sprites.
waifur maid
>>82057169My son is either dating a Human or a Monkey. None of this other anthro/scalie nonsense. He will be sticking to his own race!
who would his waifur be?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=clnrrJOmfPk
>>82057288She's gonna steal your heart(and your wallet[she'll give it back later after she buys a ring for both of you])
>>82057384Your son is dating a black girl?
I did mushrooms today. Like a lot. I am pretty sure the omniwaifur is real.She is very warm and motherly.
>>82057384>monkey>own raceso your son's a nigger?
>>82057354"Something stupid" I think it was robbery or assault.
>>82057378>It's an open project, forkable by anyone, but if you want to merge with the main repo, please keep it no more than pg-13 in context. So you're saying a lewd version of Hmofa-Ware could one day exist...
>>82057395>>82057399Yessir, only Prime Ape Primates in this household.
>>82057393Too bad she will leave me once she sees I'm broke... and I don't have an wallet.
>>82057396I fucking knew itI'm not even joking
>>82057421I do like the bloons waifurs
>>82057393holy shit
>>82057378I recognize that album cover, also pretty bun.Okay I go back to learning programming now.
>>82057421>The term "Porch Monkey" in fact refers to an esteemed taskmistress on the plantation, who oversaw the operation from the porch, making sure production smoothly.
There needs to be a filename filter for "7oomer"
>>82057070No, I'd just force normies to accept my tastes or leave.
>>82057453The banana plantation?
>>82057471The Banana Republic went differently in the /hmofa/verse
>>82057169>>82057197>>82057311God damn, I honestly forget sometimes how good my own species can look
>>820574953dpd
I think the Mario movie would have been better if Fox was a girl and actually acted like his character. He had a nice 2D animated segment though.Movie sucked.
>>82057511Why are you watching movies for toddlers
>>820575071 is trash but if you don't like 2 & 3 you might be actually gay and want a man with a vagina a la adhg
>>82057511I'm sorry Chris Pratt and Seth Rogen's performance weren't able to fully immerse you into the world of Nintendo
>>82057525Shouldn't you be in that thread? Crying out your ass about not le real femdom?
>>82057453>qt house slave ook waifur
>>82057522Because I thought the first one was okay
>>82057525Anon don't be disingenuous.Only 3 has a CHANCE at competing with anthro women.
>>82057525I've had better
>>82057311The anthro woman FEARS the humie scene girl
>>82057536>Boy I don't mind you foolin' around in the hay with that Capuchin girl your age. Hell, it's what your grandpappy got up to back in the day, that's where your cousins come from n' all.>But I better not catch you out with no CHICKEN STEALIN' VIXEN.
>>82057560She kinda mid
>>82057563So is Morgan.
>>82057574Lol she wishes she was Morgan
It's crazy to think Morgan is older than me by a decade
>>82056288seinfeld
hey it's mei'm making a game it's called crowtale
>>82057602birbstory
>Thread is getting spammed with off topic posts about human women>/Adhg/ threadshitter is notably absent in that thread
>>82056288Maybe something like show, but featuring a guy and his anthro girl co worker. Wacky adventures that grows their friendship into a rivals -> friends -> lovers kinda deal.
>>82057602Based, we need more crows.
>>82057602I think you can make money and headway by streaming your game development progress never actually coding on stream but have the IDE open
>>82057602cute
>>82057602NO FUCKING WAAAY
>>82056288Bojack Horseman but cooler
I require more bovine women
We should make our own /hmofa/ wargaming setting.
I have a big problem here, busty bunnies are starting to grow on me.
>>82057668hmofa SRPG when
>>82056922>Artist is doublespace Gee I wonder
>>82057668You've activated my autismI'll start cooking up a foundation at leastI already have made one wargaming setting but I've sperged about that enough
>>82057668I've thought about something like that, however the problem will always be trying to keep some sperg from bringing real-life political hatred into it. Like if you have you setting a Cold War expy and make a certain species have their own nation/bloc and have their government be a communist expy you're going to invite bad times.
What if it was a dream? Should I draw Amelie as a human next?
>>82057668What factions would (You) add and what would their gimmick
>>82057716>drawing thread waifurs as human foidsthe cancer that is killing /hmofa/
>>82057716She actually does look like she's into the super fucked up hardcore bdsm
>>82057744Hey buddy, check the calendar
>>82057744This
Just imagine if human females were real. Then furbois would have a legitimate purpose, instead of just dressing up and trapping virile human males into an unproductive relationship.
>>82057754April 2nd, nigger. Times's up.
>>82057602kino alert
>>82057754It's not even funny
>>82057763Sunrise hasn't started yet, still counts
>>82057777Wasted
>>82057777Your digits dont count, it's April 2nd, Foid.
>>82057088>What is something you GENUINELY believe in even if you think the thread may disagree with you?There is zero functional difference between the different subtypes of non-human waifus, they all trend towards the same romantic fantasy. The biggest difference is just aesthetics and if you get uber butthurt over slightly different valuations of beauty (and its only ever slight) then you're a big of cunt or stuck in 2003
>>82057777April Fool's is ruined
>>82057716why does she look cute
>>82057777>Quad 7sBehold the TRUTH
>>82057716>SSRI stare
>>82057785You wish I was a foid, you just have no joy and humor
>>82057812Behold the SAMEFAG
>>82057753>>82057716>>82057814She looks like she belongs in this music video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-JfWqMG6g
>>82057820>You wish I was a foidNo you just act like one
>>82057820Yeah. His autism makes him a miserable sad sack. That's why he's addicted to 4chan.
>>82057787>There is zero functional difference between the different subtypes of non-human waifus, they all trend towards the same romantic fantasy.Agreed somewhat, though my favorite settings for TTRPGs has always tried to make different races have something going for them more than their looks.>The biggest difference is just aesthetics and if you get uber butthurt over slightly different valuations of beauty (and its only ever slight) then you're a big of cunt or stuck in 2003.Disagree somewhat. Aesthetics are all about what someone likes in a design, and in romance attraction is literally rooted in bias/preference, even in the slightest differences. Someone getting butthurt because they're told what they like is basically the same thing as what they don't like (aesthetically at least) makes sense because you are indirectly attacking that bias/preference they have, even if that's not your intent.In the words of Xavier "it helps no one to be reductive."
>>82057820>>82057864Do us all a favor and stop samefagging, and don't even bother posting a 4chanx screenshot
>>82057844mega buh
>>82057841>Everyone I don't like is a samefag>>82057854I'm not a foid or acting like one, you're just a bitter fag, I'm gonna stop replying now
>>82057873I bet this loser looks at cute cat videos with a frown lmaoOf course he becomes a negative nancy when an artist comes around. Trying to drive them away?
>>82057881>I'm not a foidThen stop acting like one
>>82057876>The pressure from the sound wave liquifies a man's bones>The last thing he ever heard was a booming "BUH" from the heavens
>>82057881He has a pattern of trying to "filter" artists and writers with bitterness.
>>82057885If an artist is drawing human women then maybe they should post it in a thread not called human females on human anthros
Damn, just shy of three hours
>>82057904>Human anthrosHuman men... lol
>>82057905Thank god. This thread was shit.
>>82057937Nah it was good
>>82057946Proof?
>>82057730>British Empire with airships and steam-mechs>Zulus with gnolls and werelions
We don't have any brave people to make loli hmofa anymore and it saddens me
>>82057904>human anthros?????
Bros I've fucking had it this stupid smelly bitch said I'd fail the paper roll test. This tube is getting corrected, I don't care it's her birthday.
>>82057957Yeah, human anthros are the offspring of hmofa relationships. I totally meant to say that
>>82057904>human >anthrosLike Ooks?>>82057962She deserves THE JAR
>>82057968I don't believe in evolution
>>82057716Would
>>82057962syringa won
>>82057716Ugh... lee
>>82057973This means that monkey girls were hand crafted by THE LORD to be with human men
>>82057996Monkey lolis!
>>82057996Trve
>>82057949Here>>82056535I liked this post >>82056695Good new drawing >>82056839More work on Hmofa-Ware>82057330Another new drawing>82057602New game being made>82057716Last minute April Fools funAnd it was generally nice and peacefulDid I miss anything?(Had to green arrow last few replies or else it thinks it's spam)
>>82058007Age of consent doesn't exist on exotic tropical islands...
>used goods> A used goods>das a good one
>>82058052monkey furbois
>>82055902Expie knows
What an uncomfy day
>>82057996>>82058007
>>82058132Wow uh okay
>>82058132Tomboy Garhi...
>>82058132would fucking any of the other homo species count as bestiality?
>>82058176Would it be considered /hmofa/?
>>82058132>Pretty much all of them are disgusting except for the last 3Good thing we werent born 100k years ago
>>82058132Most of these never existed
>>82058132>Homo habilis is not the one with dildoWasted opportunity.
>>82058132You just know Ardi would bounce on it like a feral beast
I don't really understand the idea that we evolved from apes. Like if we evolved from apes, how do apes still exist? But we totally drove neanderthals into extinction? Doesn't make sense
>>82058238chimps and other apes are our cousins, not our actual ancestors.
>>82058238>Like if we evolved from apes, how do apes still exist?Only some Apes evolved into Humans, the rest were lazy and stayed as monke.
>>82058238A select minority group of chimpanzees evolved into us. All the others stayed in the trees.
>>82058238based early 00s creationist
>>82058251I like this monke
>>82058238You should've been studying biology at school (not the one about 999 genders, a real one).Modern apes are not our ancestors, they are our siblings.
>>82058249>>82058251>>82058256I'd be willing to accept that part of it. But what I can never understand is the whole story we are supposed to believe about neanderthals. Like we go to war with an entire species that's the closest to us in terms of intelligence. And NONE of them survive? A global war, and not a single member of that species remains? It's possible, but to me that seems very unlikely
>>82058238We outcompeted neanderthals in every sense, including outfucking them. We hunted better, we warred with them, we suffocated their habits like they were the mammoths of old.Fun fact: a good amount of modern Europeans have traces of Neanderthal genes in them. Your ancestors probably fucked the closest thing we have to an anthro.
>>82058280They were isolationists who raped our women, so we wiped them out one by one until none remained.
>>82058280we fucked (probably raped them honestly) them out of existencei guess some of our ancestors DID live the hmofa life
>>82058287>Cromangnon men cucking neanderthals
>>82058294>>82058296Who was getting raped? Us or them?
>>82058280It want really global, but it was only really localized in some parts of Europe as far as neanderthals are concerned. Nature is all about niches and specialization. It doesn't decide what's the "best" but what "works well enough." Just look at the retard Koalas or Mola Molas. Even in our modern bodies, evolution is present. Our spines suffer issues because it wasn't designed for bipedalism, as only our hips adjusted for it. This allowed us to become endurance predators as gravity pulls our bodies down and forward when we walk, in conjunction with our ability to start all over our bodies to regulate temperature. But we don't have claws or fangs, yet we were "good enough" to endure and eventually thrive.
I just learned Tibetan Foxes are the size of fucking Corgis
>>82057311
>>82056839i had to add this to the kfs_setting.tscn is that okay (i dont know how to commit or branch or issue request on gitlab im a github desktoplet and every time i try to use version control my projects just break forever)
i love this adorable creature
>>82058251I strongly disagree, as a noble lazy person.Lazy monkeys were too lazy to climb up the trees. They picked up sticks and stones and knocked bananas down without climbing. They were too lazy to travel by foot, so they started riding other animals. They were too lazy to make calculations, so they invented computers. The entire civilization is build by lazy monkeys. Hard-working monkeys still climb trees and don't complain.
>>82057716>>82057804yeah surprisingly cute
>>82058343the microgame looks like this right now (like shit)
>>82058280We bred them out of existence, no human alive is actually a pure homo sapiens, we all got Neanderthal and Denisovan DNA
>>82058338Tinder photo vs irl
>>82058280neanderthals, as far as fossils show, weren't as social and perhaps weren't as smart as humans. I know 4chan jokes that other races are subhuman, but the neanderthals were literally subhuman. They weren't good enough to last long enough. Humans, on the other hand, are hella adaptable as a species, seeing our races (for example, a darker skinned human is more tolerant of the sun's skin-damaging rays, perfect for a life near the equator).
The omniwaifur loves you and she just wants you to do your best.
>>82058280Natural selection is just genetic RNG. It rolls traits in a species, and if one is lucky enough to have good traits, it can pass them down.It isn't a perfect science. There's probably a good chance what could have evolved into an anthro was randomly eaten, tripped and died, shat itself to death, etc.The neanderthal's RNG was not good compared to a human's. Hell, by all accounts, we are a special kind of fluke to dominate the planet like we have.
another fun thing to think about is that it's statisically very likely that one of your ancestors was a rape victim... meaning that one of them was also a rapist.
i believe we are so perfect that we had to have been made in the image of god
>alternate timeline where other hominid species survived >now your gym partner really is a monkey
>>82058238Reminder that the very process of blood coagulation is complex and requires several steps. If one were absent, you would bleed to death. And the evolution retards genuinely expect you to believe that life evolved every thing one stage at a time when the complex interplay on even just blood alone would render this theory impossible. Let alone the impossible odds that are less likely than a tornado ripping through a junkyard and leaving behind a perfectly constructed Boeing 747 in its wake. But sure, there is no sign of intelligent design.The idea is satanic propaganda amd atheist cope to obfuscate the existence of God. As for the millions of years BS, carbon dating is all fungible guesswork that is incredibly unreliable and also fails to take into account the various reset disasters every culture in the world speaks of. Once you take these disasters into account, the real age of the Earth is datable to 6000 years old, exactly what the biblical timeline would put us at.
>>82058367Dude, that's sick! Obv the dev art will come around, and SDS already has some public 3d models you could probably use with Godot (check his repos). This would be our 6th minigame, right?>Morg boop (Only win condition)>Yeen Funyuns (Only win condition)>Steal the Artifact (Only win condition)>Fig Smoke (Win & Fail condition, but not merged)>Pat (Win and Fail, but not merged yet because of controversies).>And this one (Win condition, and presumed fail condition)Picrelated War Thunder doggie makes me think there should be something related to military vehicles or racing (or both in one). Someone can think of something better
>>82058428What if God's design was a domino effect? An orchestration of millennia of evolution to inch closer and closer to His image?What if His design is not complete, yet?
>>82058447sounds kinda gnostic
>>82058441I bet you became a christcuck to own the libs. Going to church isn't a gym routine that'll get you a girlfriend.
>>82058452Nta, but brother until anthro women exist I don't want a gf
>>82058441Yes anon the book was invented 6000 years ago
>>82058441I wasn't gonna go there but I do sometimes think things like that are easy to just outright lie about. I'm not religious but I don't think you have to be to question it. And there are plenty of motivations for that story to have been fabricated. My personal belief as to why, is to propagate this idea that human beings inherently crave war and desecration. Before anyone tells me that this is the case, ask yourself if maybe that idea is something that's been put into your head by people who have a personal interest in sending young men to die in war
>>82058452Soulless golem. Please tell me you shit in a colostomy bag too so I know your stupidity is also your punishment and not just ours.
>>82057785this slander is so good I could die
>>82058434>>82058251Okay, those monkeys I would bang just like my ancestors did.
>>82058441Modern born again Christians are just like the annoying redditor atheists that wanted to rebel against the conservative boomer establishment. Only now they want to rebel against the liberal establishment that once rebelled against the conservative boomers.It's all a cyclical pattern. You ain't a shooter. You a larper. You a pussy. You wear the cross for the fashion, fuck nigga. You ain't gonna blow.
>>82058501>Modern born again Christians are just like the annoying redditor atheistsNot really. Those faggots only cried about christianity, and nothing else
I just call them bookists, every religion is just a different color of slop about bookismIf their whole religion centers around a book, and their arguments are "BUT MUH BOOK SAYS" then it's just a bookist retard
>>82058541you could say the same thing about science worshipers
>Saar, another microgame has hit the repo>Doomp eet
>>82058555Checked
>>82058477>lie aboutThey literally do it all the time. They lean on carbon dating like gospel and tell you all about it when it is CARBON dating. Doesn't work for inorganic materials but they use it like an end all be all anyways.>Old shitIt's not hard at all to petrify things. Organic especially. This explains impossible things like the London Texas Hammer.>whyYes and no. We are complicated, and you need to dive deep and know the history to answer this. And if you don't have faith, you won't understand when told anyways. Just know that it all goes back to the fallen angels and the nephilim bloodlines. Giants. Gentile is appropriated but originally referred to GIANT-LIKE. Human canine teeth didn't exist in older skulls. You will not find it. Canine teeth. Canaanite. Cain. Nephilim like Cynocephilae (dog headed people - Saint Christopher was a giant dog headed saint). Our bloodline is so dangerously close to this that diseases and other physical maladies where people grow fur and shit happen. In fact, genetic engineering jabs have been responsible for this in some. It's that close. Original man without canines were hunted down and largely genocided. We are fallen, being tested. The souls before Christ given another opportunity to know him before judgement.
>>82058346Whatever happened to that one anon who was writing a Rivals of Aether story? Wasn't he an artist too? I think he made some Snep art.
Notice how these possessed hosts didn't bother with a rebuttal for any of my factual points or logic. Not one. They all honed in on and attacked the Bible. These are demonicalky possessed cretins, or coin clipping goblins agents.
>>82057602ok april 1 overi'm not actually making a game just wanted to give martlet a guyaltho i might make a character for desktoptale
>>82058477I see. You subconsciously desire to believe in a higher cause. You *want* to live and die for something. Even if it's a cardboard thin interpretation of Christianity, you can "punch up" at an establishment.Our society has failed young men.
>>82058445>Pat (Win and Fail, but not merged yet because of controversies). Unless he's going to change the character, I don't think it'll be merged anytime soon
To achieve the world peace chrustcucks, muzzies, kikes and pajeets must be eradicated.
>>82058583Probably like me and promises to deliver thinking this time he will actually do it but really hes lying to himself more than hes lying to you
>>82058599>desktoptalegive me a QRD
>>82058580I don't have faith. But I'll say, after looking into certain cases like the Mcmartin preschool trials, the Franklin cover up, and seeing the overabundance of occultism actually practiced. It does make me wonder
The only religion worth believing in is a space whale arriving one day, scooping up some humans and artifacts from earth, and taking us to another planet with Anthros.
>>82058615That's what you take away from my post? Really?>Our society has failed young men.Literally what I said. But of course the ability to always believe that (you) are in the right and others are wrong supercedes all other abilities on this site
>>82058619>chrustcucksesl alert
>>82058644The omniwaifur is real. She wrapped her arms around me and hugged me from behind and rested her head on my shoulder.
Christians have real faith. Christcucks grew up with anti-sjw pseudointellectual slop and became the very thing they rallied against when they were teenagers. The only difference is that they only wear the clothes of conservatism and religion for the feeling of belonging and rebellion. It's modern punk. An ultimately hollow and useless rebellion against an established culture that targets aesthetics in an attempt to reinforce its own aesthetics. It's all about "feeling" and appearing based and redpilled.I've seen this with the libshits in the 2000's and early 2010's.
>>82058583The name "Rivals of Aether" sounded familiar, so I actually went in and checked. There's an anon over at the /Hmoxa/ thread who was talking about a story in that setting that started off as a hmofa story, so that might be the anon you're looking for?
>>82058644Leave the fursona out of hmofa please
>>82058625kind of like desktop goose but undertale
>>82058664>You don't pass my purity test so you're not a ChristianThis all kinda sounds like you're speaking from experience, like you are describing yourself
>>82058538Hot
>>82058688Honestly? Yes. I once walked a similar path. I took the red pills. I indulged in the culture war. I posted the meme frog. Then one babyfaced moron made himself a fool complaining about pronouns in Starfield and I realized that I was rallying against first world problems that didn't change the fact that I had to get up and go to work everyday. The right wing can win the culture war, but will I be able to own a home? Will prayer pay my bills? Will owning the libs grant me a sense of purpose?Politics is a stupid, cyclical thing. I'm escaping that shitty samsara. I'm becoming more sure of myself and letting go of things I don't like anymore instead of interacting with it out of hate. The new responsibilities I have tasked myself with have given me a sense of drive and purpose that political shit flinging and larping never could. I don't even need antidepressants anymore!If I can do it, so can you. Free yourself.
>>82058654>minor spelling mistake - I wonChristcuck alert.
>>82058670Nigga I'm waiting for that space whale!
>>82057865there is a difference between >i'm not the biggest fan of Xand>REEEEE HOW FUCKING DARE YOU POST X HERE YOU FUCKING FURRYSomeone having differing taste is fine, someone getting rectally ravaged because you dared to say that the only real difference between kemonomimi and anthros is a snout or acting smugly superior because they jerk off to teraurge (like everyone else does) when you were talking about Wraith as a monstergirl is retarded
>>82058749You can screech about christcucks all day long, but all actual literal cucks are godless atheists
Fuck it, Baker knows I'm trying to wait to post this in new bread, so I cave;
>>82058771go go gadget pussy pounder
>>82058747I've already been tuned out of politics for years. The cnp and the cfr all do the same thing so it never mattered to begin with
>>82058763And you are a godless christcuck, because god is a fake.
>>82058763Bro you even type like those old reddit atheists. Did you grow up with those crusader edits or something?
>>82058794You better hope so
>>82058794oh my god now you're typing like a reddit atheist.the West has fallen
>>82058798>Bro you even type like those old reddit atheists.So do you
>>82058618Why bother?
>>82058445i coded it so you the game ends if you get hit by the laser but i havent made it do anything funny or cool it just ends
>>82058668Oh. Well, good thing I'm half faggot so that still works for me. Thanks for sharing
