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>>82075629hello hope you had a great day
>>82076114Yo.
Grapefruit season is almost over.
>>82076648even worse, the last couple pickles in a pouch i got from the dollar store were undersized compared to last year's crop. it must have been a bad growing season for pouch pickles.
>>82076695Shrinkflation.
>>82076705also there was that bad frost, a bunch of the pickles probably died off.
>>82076719You mean cucumbers.
Trumpflation*ftfy
>>82076728cucumbers don't come from pickles, that's just a myth. you probably think sun dried tomatoes are really tomatoes that were dried in the sun.
There is a world of difference between pickles and cucumbers.A big fuck you to whoever puts pickles on my burgers.
>>82076747choose kindness
>>82076750
>>82076760when i worked at a resturaunt years ago, they had a big bucket of pickles slices to put on the burgers. used to love going in the cooler and eating right out of the bucket.
>>82076760Pickles are like cucumbers except better. Especially the cloudy brine ones.
>>82076776Health code violation.
>>82076776If you could eat all the pickles at my restaurant, it would save me from having to take them off myself.>>82076781Nah they disgust me
>>82076792everyone who worked there did it. i remember at least three of us at a time munching on pickles and chopped up chicken bits that were meant for the salads.>>82076817i still don't like pickles on my burger. i don't think i've ever not taken the pickle out and eaten it separately. my theory is that no one is actually eating the pickles that get put on the burgers. it's one of those industries held together by big pickle lobbyists.
pickles are good on fastfood burgers
>>82076875You can have all mine bby
i should have AI compose a parody version of "cheeseburger in paradise" based on the way i like my burgers. no cheese, no pickles, no onions. mustard and ketchup only. and none of that fancy mustard or "catsup." not too much meat either. i hate big burgers.
no one here is old enough to remember, but hardees used to have totally different burgers. they were so good, not too thick and not too thin. but then they introduced "thick burgers" and got rid of the small burgers i loved. they took that from me, those corporate bastards. i never ate there again. so you can see why it doesn't matter to me if the world burns.
>>82077088hardees most american thickburger
>>82077112i hate disgustingly thick burgers. i call them fuddrucker burgers because fuddruckers used to serve the fattest most disgusting burgers when i was a kid. give me a burger that looks like a truck ran over it. i hate how i can't make them that thin at home. restaurants do it somehow. if i ever get my truck back from the shop i'll test a new recipe.
>>82077154both the places you named have faced a lot of issues in the last decade too it seems you aren't alone with these opinions lol
>>82077191restaurants in general have fallen off a lot. sit down dining has declined massively, and fast food has slowed down to the point it can't be called "fast." tons of places are closing or are all gone. RIP bennigans, ruby tuesday, tgi fridays and red robin. all essentially the same restaurant.
the era of compromise dining is ending. large groups no longer argue over where to eat, finally settling on a place that no one will like but also won't hate. why do all that when you can live in a box and pay an immigrant $30 extra to deliver your slop of choice on a moped?
>>82077325food delivery services are extremely anti consumer, but i know some would rather take that along with their food arriving cold, requiring a microwave for a satisfactory consumption, it is puzzling, but they do indeed take advantage of psychologists to learn how to trick people
Just cook your own food.
>>82077383scrambled eggs
>>82077444no
>>82077371i've yet to order food like that. i don't even order regular delivery any more.
Scrambled eggs are the best kind of eggs for an English breakfast
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>>82085052that's a cute dog
>>82077677Tofu scramble.
tofufu
>>82093812wut
This calls for sushi.
