/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4704>"Life Saver" editionBy Anon_Writfriend>A Tale of Feathers and Armor (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78336936By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By SomehingToForget>Milk and Honeyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81909011By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By A_Smiling_Face>Securities Fraud and Forbidden Love (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54539599By InAnOrthodoxWay>Phoxy Phantom Over Vietnamhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81932516>Empty_Crownhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81863696By NeedlesslyVerbose>The Rendezvoushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81885096By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526/By CoreGamesGold>Long Ears and Short Taleshttps://coregamesgold.itch.io/long-ears-and-short-talesBy ScaryDrPepper>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878>Specimen Six (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82049636/Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Thank god. I hated that last op image.
Buh
Bruh
Remember: no human female
bunny superiority
>>82059129Is a furboi fucker better or worse than a human woman?
Have you guys invaded furry spaces to spread/apply the teachings of hmofa
>>82059166Keep dreaming bunoid
>having sex with anthro gf>cum inside her wolf pussy>pass the fuck out>wake up hours later not knowing what time it is>she's snoring and has got an arm wrapped around mehaving 2 mobile post this rnthat actually knocked me right out
>>82059167Better
>>82059178she drained your essencethis union will bear fruit
>>82059129Last baker forgot to update the previous thread link properly, so I posted the wrong one.Next baker be aware and apply the proper link, please and thank you.
>>82059174have fun being phased out
>>82059129You forgot to update the story list and you didn't link to the last thread>Specimen Six (Ch. 7) https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758
>>82059202>This is your bully (bunny)
>listening to jre>joe says jiu jitsu is the best martial art for the 271k time>decide to go to bjj gym having a first few months sale>the girl I end up rolling with was in heat>she kept groping my crotch, slapping my ass and even tried to finger me with my shorts on>she snuck a sticky note with her number between by butt cheeksAt least if wasn’t a guy
>>82059204No I got that, unless scarydrpepper didn't write it?
>>82059220It's a hyena so prepare to get pegged anyways
>>82059228>>82059204No, yeah, he did write it, I didn't mess that up. And I already mentioned the link to last thread error >>82059197
Make your wolf a wife. Hope you brought a spare tire though.
>>82059202She needs a bigger butt.
>>82059228Do you not know how story updates work? If a story gets updated, it goes to the top of the story list.Goodness sake there's guidelines for this. Old ones but they mostly still work.https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/a2FugGWT
>>82059228>>82059239It was placed at the bottom, meaning it's next in line to be bumped off. Updated stories put on top of the list and slowly pushed down until it's there turn to be bumped off the OP
>>82059251Based
Meant to post here, hardcore bitches are hot
>>82059238She was striped so no yeenis just bad smell
>>82059254Oh, my bad, I thought if the writer was still there, then it just went where they already are.*Opens link*... Holy shit that's a lot of text... (I don't usually bake, and I'm a phone poster, so this was a VERY desperate bake lol)
I miss the guy who would normally bake
>>82059266Oh. Well, metaphysically prepare your anus then. Because you ain't gonna be in charge of the relationship, skinnie
>Tall kind yeen who's a delicate sweetheart>Will take care of the house while you're gone>Bathes regularly >Will ask you to be gentle>Short sadistic bnuuy who's a bit crazy>Demands everything be ready by the time she gets back>Has a "natural scent" she calls it>Will try her hardest to bruise your pelvis
Did a DT study. Forgot the ink was wet and erased. Eh...
>>82059315Gimme the bun
>>82059315You can tell this was written by some loser, very short yeen who saw another bunny human couple and got mad
>>82059350Doesn't help that all the jannies are yeencels
>>82059315I want a pretty princess yeen.
>>82059315The bun is 4'9"She can't bruise an apple, let alone a man!
>>82059370In a perfect world, buns like that wouldn't exist...
If Yeencels exist, the problem lies entirely with white men who wont step up to secure the existence of the Aryan race.
>>82059383Proof?
>>82059383Aryeen*
>>82059383I have a devoted, white lion wife
>>82059429https://youtu.be/d9DajKjOr4M?si=6VTTxF0iryE7j973
Im going to mindbreak Task with anal rape until he loves human cock and draws all his girls getting hmofad
>>82059383YWNBW** (You Will Never Be White)
Why do women like rape so much but deny it? I dont get it
Could you love a waifur that murdered your mother
>>82059315Tall sadistic yeen who's a bit crazyBathes regularly
>>82059480>Bathes regularly>Still smells horrendous
New 'Three Strikes Pumps Skunk Womb While Leaving Stinky Mink Kekked and Crying' just dropped recently. Not sure if anyone has shared it here.https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327/chapters/216345981
>>82059161Animal WOMEN got me into feet shit because theirs are so cute compared to humans! Even innocuous shit like their nails are cuter!
>>82059500Based and agreed>picI love Loona but that is not the best writing
>>82059438Why was my first idea when seeing that pic is that she got wet because she put a tiny shrunken human guy inside her boxer
Sex with biblically accurate Mal0.
>>82059540clinically written sex scene
>>82059540It's ESL but you know what? That's okay because ESL speak is cute
>>82059548Looks like this, still acts like a brainrotted zoomer.
>>82059496Did Vibe not update it here?
Not a fan of Mal0, she's got it worse than Katia in terms of used goods waifurs
>Waifur who's pregnant with another man's baby
>>82059594Seahorse waifish
>>82059579I don't think he was ever posting here
>>82059594She's a chicken waifur. And I'm hungry for some scrambled eggs
>>82059594It was bound to happen, what with her being a porn actress.
>>82059584How so?>>82059570Maybe not that biblically accurate
>>82059548>>82059570NeedNow
I have cuckold fatigue
>>82059601I swear he used to, not that long agoWonder why the sudden change
>>82059167>>82059197>shitpost OP was a malicious bakelmao, can't make that shit up
>>82059630It wasn't malicious the guy was just doing it quick and didn't pay attention, he said it himself and even said if someone else baked he'd delete itWhich did not end up happening but still
>>82059640Tbf I've tried to delete posts and sometimes 4chan will just basically go>You can't do that
>>82059601Pretty sure the author was the one updating
>>82059640>faggotwhalediscordship character in the OP>drawn by an artist in the server>and a known furboi fucker>completely trashed OP that dropped everything>nononono he just didn't pay attention he's fiiiiiine! leave him alone!YEAH SUCK THAT DICK
>>82059658and fucking furbois is wrong... why?
Oh great he woke upHide and ignore everyone, it seems to work pretty wellY'know for someone who's supposedly straight he sure talks about sucking dick a lot
>>82059646Oh Fuggman is the author, not VibeThat's confusing
>inb4 slop
>>82059670sloppa
>deer wife>doe daughter>human sonKyle won.
>>82059680Normal words... but a human guy!
>>82059680>the deerfucking greentext
>>82059680You know she's a cheating bitch right
>>82059667>calling out the OP for being a shitpost bake when no one else did for having both a furboi fucker image and missing nearly all the essential updates makes you a shitposterdamage control activated
>>82059689hes fault for marrying a fucking leaf eater
>>82059689Nobody would know, that would require watching whatever that shit even is
>>82059689I wouldn't say that
>>82059689we love infidelity and cucking here, just look at the OP
>>82059704>we(you)*
Well, here we go again
>>82059701Yeah there's a scene where she makes out with bojack in privateShe considers but puts a stop to it before it goes any further because he's a poorfag and can't actually bank a better life than the one she currently has
>>82059701Fox paws wrote this
>>82059719I tried to watch Bojack horseman but it was boring as fuck
>>82059719>HORSE'D
>>82059727isn't it true that mares prefer human men
>>82059722i would watch it if it was Wojack normalman
>>82059722Every """adult""" cartoon is the same shlock>adult is when every character is a nihilistic asshole who drinks and smokes and swears and cheats and steals>WE ARE FOR ADULTS I SWEAR, LOOK HE SAID THE FUCK WORDThe real target audience is like 15-17 year olds or autistic millenials who think they're mature for watching adult cartoons, cartoons are cartoons, it will always be childish
Would you forgive your waifur for having sex with a multiple furbois before she met you?
>>82059727It didn't go that far. She made a mistake and stopped it before anything actually happened. That would never have even gone as far as it did with anyone other than Bojack anyway. People can have moments of weakness when old love is involved.
>>82059350>>82059279>lagodwarf cope
>>82059744Idk Xavier renegade angel was pretty funny
>>82059749yes, especially if she was drawn by a thread artist and wasn't a /hmofa/ OC and made it to the OP
>>82059744That doesn't even describe the show though.
>>82059733Horsecucks have never recovered from this simple trvth
You can still win back waifur's respect if she cheats on you by raping or murdering the furboi in question.
>>82059744>>adult is when every character is a nihilistic asshole who drinks and smokes and swears and cheats and steals>>WE ARE FOR ADULTS I SWEAR, LOOK HE SAID THE FUCK WORDwhatever else did you expect from millenial writerslast time places like adult swim had things that genuinely talked on mature topics it was deemed iether "too boring" or "too problematic" and subsequently taken down
>>82059772Some of them cope in peculiar ways
>>82059810The fuck word is such a terrible example because it's used very carefully in bojack horseman to convey something important, never just for the sake of having a swear. Also plenty of characters never cheat or steal.
>>82059795Your sure?
>>82059837dimmi is already certified /hmofa/ clay
I've never watched that show but this deer is cutethis is the only hmofa of her I could find
>>82059795I would only rape the furboi to put fear into the waifur before killing her too
>>82059168We've got this stigma on us that we're "furries who don't want to be furries" so most of them would brush us off if we tried
>>82059852>claybeen a minute since i've heard someone say that in that way
>>82059570>Mal0 pointing to a "Guess the Meme" compilation playing on screen and yelling every answer
>>82059837WHY ARE THEY HURTING EACH OTHER?
>>82059860STIGMA COCK IN YO ASS
>>82059837psycho dim /hmofa/ when...
>New game being made>Shitposters efforts in vain>New art is regularly posted>Morale is highI told you all good times would come again.
>>82059837>>82059940That's not a human btw, probably why she's murdering the shit out of him