/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4704>"Life Saver" editionBy Anon_Writfriend>A Tale of Feathers and Armor (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78336936By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By SomehingToForget>Milk and Honeyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81909011By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By A_Smiling_Face>Securities Fraud and Forbidden Love (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54539599By InAnOrthodoxWay>Phoxy Phantom Over Vietnamhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81932516>Empty_Crownhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81863696By NeedlesslyVerbose>The Rendezvoushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81885096By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526/By CoreGamesGold>Long Ears and Short Taleshttps://coregamesgold.itch.io/long-ears-and-short-talesBy ScaryDrPepper>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch. 11)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878>Specimen Six (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82049636/Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Thank god. I hated that last op image.
Buh
Bruh
Remember: no human female
bunny superiority
>>82059129Is a furboi fucker better or worse than a human woman?
Have you guys invaded furry spaces to spread/apply the teachings of hmofa
>>82059166Keep dreaming bunoid
>having sex with anthro gf>cum inside her wolf pussy>pass the fuck out>wake up hours later not knowing what time it is>she's snoring and has got an arm wrapped around mehaving 2 mobile post this rnthat actually knocked me right out
>>82059167Better
>>82059178she drained your essencethis union will bear fruit
>>82059129Last baker forgot to update the previous thread link properly, so I posted the wrong one.Next baker be aware and apply the proper link, please and thank you.
>>82059174have fun being phased out
>>82059129You forgot to update the story list and you didn't link to the last thread>Specimen Six (Ch. 7) https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758
>>82059202>This is your bully (bunny)
>listening to jre>joe says jiu jitsu is the best martial art for the 271k time>decide to go to bjj gym having a first few months sale>the girl I end up rolling with was in heat>she kept groping my crotch, slapping my ass and even tried to finger me with my shorts on>she snuck a sticky note with her number between by butt cheeksAt least if wasn’t a guy
>>82059204No I got that, unless scarydrpepper didn't write it?
>>82059220It's a hyena so prepare to get pegged anyways
>>82059228>>82059204No, yeah, he did write it, I didn't mess that up. And I already mentioned the link to last thread error >>82059197
Make your wolf a wife. Hope you brought a spare tire though.
>>82059202She needs a bigger butt.
>>82059228Do you not know how story updates work? If a story gets updated, it goes to the top of the story list.Goodness sake there's guidelines for this. Old ones but they mostly still work.https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/a2FugGWT
>>82059228>>82059239It was placed at the bottom, meaning it's next in line to be bumped off. Updated stories put on top of the list and slowly pushed down until it's there turn to be bumped off the OP
>>82059251Based
Meant to post here, hardcore bitches are hot
>>82059238She was striped so no yeenis just bad smell
>>82059254Oh, my bad, I thought if the writer was still there, then it just went where they already are.*Opens link*... Holy shit that's a lot of text... (I don't usually bake, and I'm a phone poster, so this was a VERY desperate bake lol)
I miss the guy who would normally bake
>>82059266Oh. Well, metaphysically prepare your anus then. Because you ain't gonna be in charge of the relationship, skinnie
>Tall kind yeen who's a delicate sweetheart>Will take care of the house while you're gone>Bathes regularly >Will ask you to be gentle>Short sadistic bnuuy who's a bit crazy>Demands everything be ready by the time she gets back>Has a "natural scent" she calls it>Will try her hardest to bruise your pelvis
Did a DT study. Forgot the ink was wet and erased. Eh...
>>82059315Gimme the bun
>>82059315You can tell this was written by some loser, very short yeen who saw another bunny human couple and got mad
>>82059350Doesn't help that all the jannies are yeencels
>>82059315I want a pretty princess yeen.
>>82059315The bun is 4'9"She can't bruise an apple, let alone a man!
>>82059370In a perfect world, buns like that wouldn't exist...
If Yeencels exist, the problem lies entirely with white men who wont step up to secure the existence of the Aryan race.
>>82059383Proof?
>>82059383Aryeen*
>>82059383I have a devoted, white lion wife
>>82059429https://youtu.be/d9DajKjOr4M?si=6VTTxF0iryE7j973
Im going to mindbreak Task with anal rape until he loves human cock and draws all his girls getting hmofad
>>82059383YWNBW** (You Will Never Be White)
Why do women like rape so much but deny it? I dont get it
Could you love a waifur that murdered your mother
>>82059315Tall sadistic yeen who's a bit crazyBathes regularly
>>82059480>Bathes regularly>Still smells horrendous
New 'Three Strikes Pumps Skunk Womb While Leaving Stinky Mink Kekked and Crying' just dropped recently. Not sure if anyone has shared it here.https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327/chapters/216345981
>>82059161Animal WOMEN got me into feet shit because theirs are so cute compared to humans! Even innocuous shit like their nails are cuter!
>>82059500Based and agreed>picI love Loona but that is not the best writing
>>82059438Why was my first idea when seeing that pic is that she got wet because she put a tiny shrunken human guy inside her boxer
Sex with biblically accurate Mal0.
>>82059540clinically written sex scene
>>82059540It's ESL but you know what? That's okay because ESL speak is cute
>>82059548Looks like this, still acts like a brainrotted zoomer.
>>82059496Did Vibe not update it here?
Not a fan of Mal0, she's got it worse than Katia in terms of used goods waifurs
>Waifur who's pregnant with another man's baby
>>82059594Seahorse waifish
>>82059579I don't think he was ever posting here
>>82059594She's a chicken waifur. And I'm hungry for some scrambled eggs
>>82059594It was bound to happen, what with her being a porn actress.
>>82059584How so?>>82059570Maybe not that biblically accurate
>>82059548>>82059570NeedNow
I have cuckold fatigue
>>82059601I swear he used to, not that long agoWonder why the sudden change
>>82059167>>82059197>shitpost OP was a malicious bakelmao, can't make that shit up
>>82059630It wasn't malicious the guy was just doing it quick and didn't pay attention, he said it himself and even said if someone else baked he'd delete itWhich did not end up happening but still
>>82059640Tbf I've tried to delete posts and sometimes 4chan will just basically go>You can't do that
>>82059601Pretty sure the author was the one updating
>>82059640>faggotwhalediscordship character in the OP>drawn by an artist in the server>and a known furboi fucker>completely trashed OP that dropped everything>nononono he just didn't pay attention he's fiiiiiine! leave him alone!YEAH SUCK THAT DICK
>>82059658and fucking furbois is wrong... why?
Oh great he woke upHide and ignore everyone, it seems to work pretty wellY'know for someone who's supposedly straight he sure talks about sucking dick a lot
>>82059646Oh Fuggman is the author, not VibeThat's confusing
>inb4 slop
>>82059670sloppa
>deer wife>doe daughter>human sonKyle won.
>>82059680Normal words... but a human guy!
>>82059680>the deerfucking greentext
>>82059680You know she's a cheating bitch right
>>82059667>calling out the OP for being a shitpost bake when no one else did for having both a furboi fucker image and missing nearly all the essential updates makes you a shitposterdamage control activated
>>82059689hes fault for marrying a fucking leaf eater
>>82059689Nobody would know, that would require watching whatever that shit even is
>>82059689I wouldn't say that
>>82059689we love infidelity and cucking here, just look at the OP
>>82059704>we(you)*
Well, here we go again
>>82059701Yeah there's a scene where she makes out with bojack in privateShe considers but puts a stop to it before it goes any further because he's a poorfag and can't actually bank a better life than the one she currently has
>>82059701Fox paws wrote this
>>82059719I tried to watch Bojack horseman but it was boring as fuck
>>82059719>HORSE'D
>>82059727isn't it true that mares prefer human men
>>82059722i would watch it if it was Wojack normalman
>>82059722Every """adult""" cartoon is the same shlock>adult is when every character is a nihilistic asshole who drinks and smokes and swears and cheats and steals>WE ARE FOR ADULTS I SWEAR, LOOK HE SAID THE FUCK WORDThe real target audience is like 15-17 year olds or autistic millenials who think they're mature for watching adult cartoons, cartoons are cartoons, it will always be childish
Would you forgive your waifur for having sex with a multiple furbois before she met you?
>>82059727It didn't go that far. She made a mistake and stopped it before anything actually happened. That would never have even gone as far as it did with anyone other than Bojack anyway. People can have moments of weakness when old love is involved.
>>82059350>>82059279>lagodwarf cope
>>82059744Idk Xavier renegade angel was pretty funny
>>82059749yes, especially if she was drawn by a thread artist and wasn't a /hmofa/ OC and made it to the OP
>>82059744That doesn't even describe the show though.
>>82059733Horsecucks have never recovered from this simple trvth
You can still win back waifur's respect if she cheats on you by raping or murdering the furboi in question.
>>82059744>>adult is when every character is a nihilistic asshole who drinks and smokes and swears and cheats and steals>>WE ARE FOR ADULTS I SWEAR, LOOK HE SAID THE FUCK WORDwhatever else did you expect from millenial writerslast time places like adult swim had things that genuinely talked on mature topics it was deemed iether "too boring" or "too problematic" and subsequently taken down
>>82059772Some of them cope in peculiar ways
>>82059810The fuck word is such a terrible example because it's used very carefully in bojack horseman to convey something important, never just for the sake of having a swear. Also plenty of characters never cheat or steal.
>>82059795Your sure?
>>82059837dimmi is already certified /hmofa/ clay
I've never watched that show but this deer is cutethis is the only hmofa of her I could find
>>82059795I would only rape the furboi to put fear into the waifur before killing her too
>>82059168We've got this stigma on us that we're "furries who don't want to be furries" so most of them would brush us off if we tried
>>82059852>claybeen a minute since i've heard someone say that in that way
>>82059570>Mal0 pointing to a "Guess the Meme" compilation playing on screen and yelling every answer
>>82059837WHY ARE THEY HURTING EACH OTHER?
>>82059860STIGMA COCK IN YO ASS
>>82059837psycho dim /hmofa/ when...
>New game being made>Shitposters efforts in vain>New art is regularly posted>Morale is highI told you all good times would come again.
>>82059837>>82059940That's not a human btw, probably why she's murdering the shit out of him
>>82059753Yeah. The whole thing with Bojack is that he's a sad loser so you want to feel sorry for him, but he radiates toxicity and emotional manipulation wherever he goes and slowly ruins everyone around him.Also, after striking out he goes straight to the doe's underage daughter so it's not like anything Bojack does could ever be construed as "cool"
>>82059948>That's not a human btwDid you even look at the post it was replying to?
HFOMA is hot, actually
>>82059940psycho dim?
>>82059902
>>82059979People don't read here
What kind of waifur would actually be a 4chan janny, and would you date them?As I typed this post an idea for a character just hit me. Snakecel janny who smokes a lot and sits inside all day. Desperately needs human bf.
>>82060004Yes so I could kill her
>>82059994Gore mod
>>82059948Still fucked her though. Jealous.
>>82060000Checked
I don’t have the heart to tell my waifur that I think JJK is trash, I still watched all of season 3 with her anyway…
>>82060018I'm not jealous, I'm alive
We all know what /afohm/ is like. Now imagine what a version of /adhg/ and /collared/ full of anthro women would be like.
>>82059979Yes I did read it, reddit spacing anon>>82060000Wasted
>>82059621>how soGeeee i wonder why
>>82060018his chest got fucked with a knife lol
>full moon>no /wifwolf/ threadWHAT GIVES ????
>>82060000tru
>>82060109AIniggers basically destroyed that general.
>>82060088I never liked mal0
SCP-1471 was furry bait since the start wasn't it?
>>82060137That's like saying you don't like subwayLike nigga, she's a Mal0 specifically for youIf you don't like her, then skill issue
>>82059621this mal0 looks wholesome and waifable, we need more of this mal0 instead of that goon slop made by/for third worlders
>Dudes be like "Mal0 sucks">My brother in Christ, she's personalized exactly for you
What kinds of shows would humans be depicted in within the anthroverse?
>>82060154>That's like saying you don't like subwayYeah nigger the ingredients at subway are shit
>>82060133sad state of affairs
>>82060154I don't like subway never ate them
>>82060109This months thread went up and subsequently died while I was at work.
>>82060175Survivalist and cooking shows
>>82060000Speak for yourself. You probably can't even read this post.
>>82059911very funny, but how was it successful if she got zapped?
>>82060212are you fucking kidding me
(You) still haven't given away (you)r hand virginity, right? Your waifur would be distraught if she learns that (you) gave it to some stray dog by head patting her.
weasel
>>82060212>a single post>it was slopGrimhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82050028/
>>82059356
>>82059168There's no reason to. You seem to think our this type of pairing is more niche than it really is.
>>82059479Yes, but my mother's a terrible person.
>>82060259Pick up a pencil and provide a new content then, cryfaggot.
>>82060280nta but AI apes are spiteful and nobody else will come for content anyways
I know this is bringing shit up but I do think we should talk about it when things are calm and early rather than later at us hours, so it doesn't become a problem later?What the fuck happened a few threads ago? Ponyanon made a vera drawing and then Contraria? I think it was also him that made the minigame with the furfag oc because it looks like his artstyle but with sds' brushWas it actually him?
>>82060296He made a Not-Vera for April Fools' then someone imitating his style made that awful Contraria drawing, pretty much nobody fell for it, and the same person who did that may have done the minigame but we don't knowYou'd have to be a fool to think it was actually him who did that bad stuff, or just letting the enemy get in your head
>furfag OC>overwhelming majority of her art is /hmofa/>artist comes to /hmofa/>artist wants to use her for /hmofa/You're never fitting in.
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
its been 12 years but a new made in abyss chapter droppedpuffy bun
>82060335And nobody's falling for your shitposting
ahem, niggers
>>82060334I hope he or whoever made it keeps doing it. Probably the same guy that made that Vera shitpost art, too. It's always hilarious as hell to see the night-and-day difference between giving heat to drawfags that deserve it and other drawfags giving them heat too.
The enemy cannot help but make themselves obvious.
>>82060358contrariabros...
>>82060334I laugh at the thought of the faggot drawing that thinking it will set the thread ablaze only for it to fall completely flat. Oh well, maybe it will get the reaction he'd hoped for in this thread.
>>82060382Like I've said they make themselves too obvious now. All they do is unite us against them and expose their own tactics.We'll win this fight, I know it.
>>82060382>>82060358What I find funny is that people were somehow more upset when it happened with telemetra than with contraria
>>82060406True. They will not breach the Discord and sully our fair prince 7oomer's austerity. We will win, brother. Brofist.
>>82060410With Contraria it was a shitpost drawing made by a shitposter, with Telemetra it was her creator commissioning anthro/anthro. It wasn't a huge deal though because LF is a massive faggot and we all saw it coming.
now anfisa shares the same mass grave as alisa, rip funny fox
you can tell when they take things that actually bothers them seriously, like non-amateur revenge art of characters
>>82060334>and the same person who did that may have done the minigameIf we're at the stage of accusing completely random artists of drawing spite pictures of characters for drama points, then I think maybe we need to slow down and reflect on a few things
>>82060454I mean it wouldn't be the first, nor the second time it has happened
>>82060470If you are of the mind to suspect Rim of drawing that picture then you may want to consider giving the internet some space for your own well-being
>>82060174I feel like people don't think about the enough. Imagine having an adorable, good-natured, super-cuddly nerd who looks like this and has a pussy that tastes like chocolate cheesecake.
>>82060335>Bizzaro world LF
>>82060479Do we know it was Rim that did the minigame?
>>82060443I don't give a shit about cuntraria she probably actually does suck horsecock in their little discordWhat I care is more the everything else, why did the guy have such a horrible melty over anons not wanting a random twitter oc in the game? Would someone really go through the trouble of coding and drawing that minigame just for shitposting? Why copy ponyanon in particular?
>>82060174Damn, no wonder Mal0 loves making me felch horse cum out of her pussy
>>82059911NOOO SHE GOT ZAPPED
>>82060513who cares man, that retarded lion OC deserves to get forced to suck furboi dick for her owner being so annoying across this gay drama wave
>>82060212The moons still full. Would it be worth to rebake?
>>82060513>Would someone really go through the trouble of coding and drawing that minigame>just for shitposting?Did I miss something while I was asleep? Was there a male anthro submission or what? I'm so confused.
>>82060479I don't think it was Rim, I've never seen him post here, I think it was some friend or fan of his or somethingHe did like one repost from twitter into adhg back in 2022 but he's not a regular or thread artist by any means
>>82060537No just a minigame submission with a random amofa character from twitter, people thought it was weird and the guy threw a whole fit over it
>>82060280Wifwolf has no drawfags. It's been a barren wasteland ever since they allowed posting ai shit.
>>82060539>I think it was some friend or fan of his or somethingI think it's time to consider giving the internet a break for a day or two
>>82060537someone's trying to muck up shit again because god forbid people separate what happens here with what happens anywhere else.Wild how "leave the war at the door" lines of thought have been completely stamped out over time.
>>82060513>I don't give a shit about cuntraria she probably actually does suck horsecock in their little discordNothing like that goes on. I used to be in there so I'd know. Not saying you have to like her and especially not saying you have to like discord, but yeah.>What I care is more the everything else, why did the guy have such a horrible melty over anons not wanting a random twitter oc in the game?Pretty sure (but not 100%) the guy having a melty wasn't even the same guy who made it. But the answer is probably shitposting. >Would someone really go through the trouble of coding and drawing that minigamejust for shitposting? You'd be surprised. Also the code isn't that hard for it.>Why copy ponyanon in particular?Good question. Maybe it's because he's generally liked? Wanted to try and make a big problem? I don't know.
>i'm gonna cook up some schizoid bullshit slander against a guy who draws /hmofa/ because he took a couple comms and isn't an artist regular despite wanting to make something for /hmofa/ to enjoy because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I HATE THAT OCdo they realize the tardtraria shit had nothing to do with the warioware game or what
>>82060554>>82060479Why are you so antagonistic
>82060572And he's gonna start shitposting again. It's really obvious what you're doing and who you are, try harder you stupid faggot. Or better yet kill yourself.
>>82060174so that's why she has a grotesquely large tongue
>>82060553Then become one.
>>82060576Because dragging yourself to the level of baseless accusations against artists who wanted to be involved in a project, and thus prove their worth to the general with SDS' trust, is a slippery slope that has far greater risks than I think you're taking into account
Despite what some would say we don't have the strictest of standards here. Why some people will insist on refusing to abide by those we do have is beyond me.
>>82060614rightusing an anthro whose content is majority /hmofa/ in a /hmofa/ game is against our code of conduct *ignores the furboi fucker OP image*
>>82060628furboi fucker is a misnomer, that would make her a dyke because there is no such thing as a male anthro
>>82060629*creates asinine logic to excuse having a furboi fucker OP image*
>>82060296this whole ordeal has had me confused. i've lurked/chatted in these threads for years and sometimes post drawings to good reception.sometimes people even post them here for me!she's been drawn in off-topic situations though I keep that to myself because it's irrelevant.This is also the case with a good portion of character images shared here.i've been helping out with backend stuff for the game project because I happen to be a godot nerd.then I took a shit and had an idea for a minigame so i put one together mimicking the style shown in the game.then suddenly people see this as an attack vector to shit up the thread and be generally unruly. If I had left it as a branch on the repo (which you can look at and download!) and not recorded a clip, I have doubts that anybody would have said anything. what is 5 seconds in a game about rapid-fire minigames?and yes people will disagree with her inclusion. that's fine. whatever SDS wants to do with it is okay.but at this point i don't really have any qualms with fucking off to do something else regardless
>>82060596with their end goal being "driving people off", they don't care about any slopes, they just want the thread to die.
>>82060642you can't handle the trvke
>>82060443It's an alternative form of defensive response from the one seen with the Anastasia torture guy, where they attempted to compromise and defuse the situation by speaking Cure's forgiveness for his behavior, which he then partially reneged on by spamming requests again anyway. Spacewhale playing up that "I hope you're doing okay uguuuuu~" schtick with a unique drawing was the cherry on top. Now that there's some guy lurking this place who is willing to draw spite art of characters by imitating their artstyles, a criticism ironically leveraged against 7oomer a few days ago, now you're seeing actual schizophrenics acting like OTHER artists are at fault for it. Whether this is activity related to the Discord or malcontents that hate it or some third party is pretty much irrelevant since the content now exists; that box can't be closed. Their current response is now suppression of the image's existence.
>>82060530Fuck it, I rebaked.
>>82060658the same (likely samefagging) shitposters who dogpiled her inclusion have already invented their narrative that she is completely verboten regardless of how much effort you've put into the thread or what you actually feel for the concept of /hmofa/, sorry you had to find out the hard way that we're crawling with psychotic puritan autists who will destroy anything good if it ticks them offfor the record, i know for a fact SDS wouldn't have cared at all, as does the majority of the thread
>>82060658It's a shitposter that just wants the thread to die for some reason, ignore it, no matter how many times he posts.
>>82060658I'm just telling you right now, including it would not go well. She's not exactly a thread OC, which is preferred for the game, and those images existing just adds too much trouble than is worth to it all. If you wanted to make the same minigame with a different character and try to have that added that's fine, if you want to help with the code that's fine and greatly appreciated. I am heavily involved but don't have final say on it at the end of the day. I'm just telling you what I think is probably best to avoid any issues, but I can't tell you what to do.Also those other two replies to your post I'd wager are shitposters, or at the very least just retarded.
>>82060628If I can be honest, I don't even know if we're taking submissions. Making minigames and sharing them with other anon on github so you can learn the joy of making and sharing games was the entire reason it was made open source, so that you could learn how to make microgames, share them and download them. My only suggestion for this situation is that you avoid any minigames starring characters you don't like
>>82060735speak for yourself psycho sperg, you're the only one trying to suppress content
>>82060716>ignore it, no matter how many times he posts.ImpossibleWe have a lot of closet furfags here and they are naturally attracted to drama
>82060750Yeah see what I mean? Prime example of a shitposter or retard.>All shitposters are retarded but not all retards are shitposters
>>82060594I don't care for that thread. I check it out every so often only because it's /adhg/-adjacent, but it isn't worth it anymore - it's just ai and reposts on repeat. If the regulars can't be assed to contribute original content, then why would I?
>>82060658There's nothing I can really tell you that will minimize this -extremely- overblown non-issue, but I've already tried to explain to the vocal minority of detractors that you have good intentions, commissions are just to help make ends meet and that they are not representative of your presence or intentions here at all, but as soon as shitposters smell blood, you know how they get. And now there are "people" trying to disseminate the idea that you're somehow at fault for revenge art despite you having no such investment in what happens to other OCs or would even do such a thing in the first place. I'm very sorry these people have to be here, but I support the character's inclusion and would strongly, strongly suggest to you, SDS and everyone else that a couple of commissions or a character not being bona fide, grassroots /hmofa/ creations doesn't invalidate years of obvious focus and effort toward /hmofa/, itself. The complaints are overblown, this drama is nothing more than capitalizing on the recent unrelated drama if I had to make an educated guess.
>>82060658I have never seen you or your drawings or your characters wtf, I've been here for years too cuntTo me she's just random furfag oc from twitter
>>82060683Holy FUCK that wolf is hot
