haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82068997/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>82081830giw i had one of those
wait why does the crossworld give you the answer right above it
>>82082106thats yesterday's poss.....
>>82082165>>82082142oops, now im the idiot
>>82082106reposting it here just in caseacross:12. otro14. laser (?31. due36. vow37. ugly46. Apu52. Neil53. please tell me the answer isnt ragebaited57. luck59. yas (?down:1. Gotye4. fangs6. debt24. dex (?35. cry41. oso45. niece52. tia
>>82082005its so much easier to catch some z's in the world of darkness
>>82082198it was ragebaited........
>>82082251
what if we
>>82082333post link please!
https://files.catbox.moe/tsa8h1.mp4i dont know about this one folks
>>82082356https://blogging.whilst.ifuckmy.dad/there's nothing really there yet...
>>82082364what a stupid exchange whoever wrote his lines should be dragged into the street and shot
>>82082375ty poss
i stopped at the middle eastern bakery and got a spinach feta hand pie
is a hand pie when you like creampie your hand
>>82082408omg i love spanekopeta!
>>82082421can you eat that with your hands only without making a mess?
little raccy was s victim in the posstein files......
>>82082624he was asking for it
i want to cut off all my friends and dlete my socials but i just cant let go
>>82082661again?
>>82082690"i've never done it before"
>>82082435i can eat it hands free without making a mess given enough prep time
ffpbf (fat fuck pbf)
>>82082420>creampie>>82082722>hands freepossies I can only get so erect
>>82082268ive almost broken the code i got the big ones but im still confused by 9 down and some of the across ones there i cant figure it out and i feel like i got something wrong...
>>820827868 across nags?15 across aria?
>>820827863 down briar so the other is err
just realized that death wolf speaks with a brazilian accent
>>82082722well regardless these are fatayer anyway the dough is more like a pie dough and the filling is slightly different. like this https://www.youtube.com/watch/ECk9oGDvB04
wait that doesn't make any sense [my response to pretty much everything because im extremely low iq and understand nothing]
>my face when i see a man take off his shirt
>>82082842>>82082915you guys got it it was nags and aria and 9 down was are we done, I got it messed up because i put in teen icon instead of teen idol for 25 across
i just got 7 (You)s from a post on /v/, i feel the dopamine
>>82083239congrats was it something lewd or retarded
>>82083216ok all done i admit i had to cheat to get 14 down/22 across because i neither knew that Laila ali is an undefeated boxer nor do i know anything at all about Casablanca thanks for helping out today possies you were instrumental and pivotal in the completion of this puzzle
>>82083302i bet they both have cute penises
>>82083362furry girls with penises are the best
>>82083362red's is just ok
>>82083311retarded!
>>82083392spitroasted by renamon and loona and their footlong beer can girth futa cocks uuuoooaaahhhh
did i mention each of their nuts are as big as my fist
halal pbf
>>82083436that is a highly specific fantasy you got there poss
a not insignificant amount of transgirls seem to be poly or at least open to the idea so you probably could get spitroated by two today if you really wanted to
>>82083436nice fantasy poss, very hot
>>82083538i feel like them having functional footlong megacocks will be an issue
>>82083573>functional footlong megacock>footlong>megai would not considered that a megacock, a foot is barely anything
>>82083734god damn looks like we finally found the size king
>>82083734do you have a footlong penis?
i have got to become a furry girl
just pay to get spitroasted with huge horsecock strapons
im gay
>>82084103must be nice
>>82084063ok who do i pay
i like panus
i actually found multiple good cds at the thrift store today usually im lucky to find even 1
>>82084242ahh the poor boy is starving someone give him hamburger
why is prep so expensive?
>>82084337just get a clean pbf and dont waste your money
>>82084337dont fuck random peopledont fuck people with aidsdont fuck people who fuck random peoplehave a monogamous relationship with 1 cute guy, preferably virgin.
>>82084337just date an autistic transgirl who is too awkward to have casual sex
>>82084445wish the guy suggesting trans to every post would fuck off already
>>82084463kinda trans post
i've gotten more shit on my dick than a toilet. just don't fuck whores retards
>>82084500kys
shit takes off the week:>everything gives you aids!>there's a trans guy for that>omg prep is a must post 5000>i get shit on my dick 900 times a daylearn some new shitposts already
>>82084647>there's a trans guy for thatthats true thy'ver
>>82084687retard
transtender loving care
my pbf wont fuck me
>>82084813why not
sometimes i like being really lazy and just getting ridden while i look at my phone or something like i dont care
>>82084868cool guys dont hump their bottoms
>>82084912yeah i should try it while doing the eating grapes while lounging thing thatd be extra cool
>>82084819he hates me ig
>>82084969tell him a poss on the internet wants a real reason
all the sexhavers are making me wanna kms again why am i such a loser
chud logic
>>82084103gay hands with fingerless gloves
i'm not a sex haver BUT i did just masturbate
>>82085091what about gay hands with fingerfull gloves
wish I had a finger full butthole rn
>>82085117it's like he's wearing little opera gloves
>>82085322yeah but it depends from zary to zary
>>82085366why is he wet
>>82085406he didnt check the weather forecast...
im stupid and i give up (give up in this case means i will do nothing to change but i will still keep doing stupid things im doing and worry about it and stress about it and be sad about it and angry about it)
>>82085449why is he choking him??????
>>82085037im ugly and fat and autistic and still have sex. you're just not willing to put in the effort is all
>>82085534hes just a very freaky zary... dont judge him
>>82085562yeah sure you know everything dont you poss way to kick me while im down
>>82085584i dont know everything but i do know actual unironic incels are exceedingly rare and it's almost always someone who wants to put in 0 effort and have all their fantasies delivered to them without question.
saw a dark spot on the wall next to where my corner spider liveschecked it and that spot were her babies whom seem to have been born not too long ago (possibly even today)
>>82085634>wants to put in 0 effort and have all their fantasies delivered to them without question.nobody said this, but this is a typical sexhaver reductivist strawman
>>82085634yeah sure poss you just know everything dont you thanks for making me feel worse
>>82085636I'm all for having a corner spider, I have several such spiders, but I think having hundreds of corner spiders is not so good. Good luck to you poss.
>>82085701>>82085710why dont you two just have sex with eachother?
>>82085714itll be fine i live in a (kind of) rural place so bugs are very common. plus theyre super small so most of them will die to the bigger spiders in my house (or the ones that crawl inside from my windows)theyll probably leave my room and start living outside soon since theres not much space for more spiders here
>>82085733thats not how it works and you know it but go ahead and say "see you don't put in the effort"
I fucking hate waiting on people. My car is in the shop so I have to rely on my room mates for everything.>Hey I need to go to the store. Can you please take me?>>Is it something that can wait?>Not really I'm kind of out of everything>>Okay let me drive home and then we can go>>Hey sorry I need a minute *doomscrolls*
>>82085829>thats not how it worksyeah if youre going to just sit there and complain
>>82085901learn to fix your car yourselfor get a pbf that can do it for you
>>82086434
>>82086102you just know everything don't you poss
>>82086443
>>82086519gross
>>82086519i miss 2015
this is lowkey a megacock IMO
>>82086978i don't think that's lowkey it's as big as his leg...
>>82086978still kinda small
oh boy, Friday, its the weekend possies!>immediately too depressed to do anything but slump down in a chair and stare at an idle computer screen without even touching the mouse
>be me >wake up anxious again for no fucking reason>thought nothing about it>went to go pick up my medicine from the pharmacy>got bored and decided to actually read the little pamphlet that comes with it>side effects: anxiety, depression, mood swings, addictions, increase in appetite, irritability, anger, etc>google it>turns out there was a warning 6 years ago about this exact medication that nobody or any doctor, nurse, or clinic technician notified me abouthahaWish I knew about this 3 fucking years ago when I started taking it lmoa
>>82087088what medicine
i made breakfast for you babe it's a big bowl of psylium husk :)
>>82086978why is he mostly feet
>>82087134thabks daddy, im so glad you let me bottom
>>82087106Monteleukast. Literally allergy medicine I need to breathe right. Hoo boy. Guess I finally have a reason to start exercising so I don't have to take this shit anymore.
ough
today for weekend i made a really big sandwich with two kinds of meat and a home made hot honey and a fresh spicy pepper cut up and now im going to eat it while dreaming about sniffing nick zootopia and what it might be like to beloved (this video is what i imagine its like can any possums who are loved tell me if its accurate thank you https://youtube.com/shorts/6gMeYQPQQek?si=RNUrZgKGZU0j6sfj )
>>82087357he just saw wolf's knot
>>82087357they made him hot on purpose i know it
>>82087671you'd look at an anatomical drawing of a fox in a vet medical book and think they made it hot on purpose
>>82087748here let me look one up one secno not hot at all obviously but very interesting and their skulls look super cool
>>82087748I mean, sex sells...
>>82086819last two slightly artistic episodes were incredibly funny
>>82083302where's that girl with a neovagina
i feel sick :(
>>82088035i feel like this sometimes
>>82088777Cool numbies though
for me it's bunt (boy cunt)
>>82088901brunt, FCA
i hate myself
mpregs you
>>82089155just what i always wanted
>>82089155he's a male cheerleader, that's all cum
male cloaca
>>82089155i dont have this fetish but i would get mpregged just to prove it's easy
armpits are kind of a pussy when you think about it so on average a guy has like 4 bussies
I used to have an interest in those lewd images of anime style girls spreading their armpits that were drawn to evoke vaginas but I have since lost that
heading home from the furcon :( i took a lot of cute pics of suiters though and spent all my money at the dealers den and now this summer im gonna save money to buy a partial for next time
what if we both got the andromorphication womb tattoos, just for fun?haha
>>82089155me drawn in this art style but not pregnant and im eating strawberry cake with my sheaf out looking very cute and somewhere nearby my bf is lurking preparing to give me a kiss when i least expect it
>>82090191I would like that yes
>>82090143which orgy room did you go to
>>82090143did you get to huff or kiss any
>>82090275why do they get to look like that but i don't
>>82090275you think any of the chubby suiter boys try and get into the photoshoot and they're like "mmm.... no...."
>>82090292diet and exercise?
>>82090304don't make fun of me
>>82090240>>82090275no im not part of the gay furry sex club yet because i don't have a suit next time ill plan to lose my virginity thi
>>82090292im not sure i ask myself the same thing but usually i get distracted imagining myself sniffing and biting them>>82090302the chubby ones have huge huge hogs so they can get in as long as they pose showing them off (example)
>>82090320>because i don't have a suityou dont need a suit to go to the orgy suites
>>82090143kys smiley
>>82090320im not sure how many of these guys actually have sex as opposed to just going to public parties and taking pictures but if you do fuck any please give them the hardest most extremely disgustingly powerful prostate orgasms ever and leave them whining and crying into their pillow s saying no i cant be pregnant i cant be pregnant!!!
>>82090323'chubby' people don't have big dicksit all gets lost in the fat
>>82090382counterpoint: bowser
>>82090382its true it looks like i have a micropenis because im a horrible fat fuck that should die
>>82090382chubby is not fat or obese possy
in this world youre either slubby or chubby
skinny feminine catboy with a pussy
>>82090398>counterpoint: made up characterk
>>82090382true i had 8 inches but now it's only 6
>>82090335it wouldnt feel right unless we're murrsuiting and then i complain when someone gets cum in my fur because i have to clean it>>82090353ok yes sir
chubby is used to describe such a large range of body types that it really doesn't mean anything desu
i need to become skinny
>>82090570most fat people dont wanna admit theyre fat so they call themselves chubby but chubby is supposed to be the mid point between skinny and fat
>>82090535murrsuiting doesn't actually happen much compared to just the head on and the people who do it are usually into getting fluids on their suit.
bunny rabbit...
>>82090608p b f…
i am gordito -_-
>>82090608i like his roommates eyeshadow
plays tummy like bongo drum
>>82090535good luck possy breed those twinks as hard as you can make em cum so hard they get scared
this extremely painful headaches that pop up right as i'm about to cum are pretty much the worst thing ever and are ruining my lifeanyways
>>82090648me after my new packer arrives
>>82090648why don't i get to look like THIS
>>82090648extremely punchable tummy
>>82090677some wossers just look like that>>82090684because if you did i would be scratching at your window asking to come in and sniff and kiss it>>82090700they like that for some reason i really dont get it…
>>82090608why are rabbit boys always like this
>>82090769no idea but it makes me think i would be one
I went to a bakery today and got a brionut it was good! Hope you are all having a lovely day!
>>82090743maybe boys should be sniffing you instead did you ever think of that
>>82087748i jerk off to anatomical drawings all the time especially if they show reproductive or digestive systems yesi am constantly looking for diagrams of this of dragons.
mom...dad...i'm boypregnant...
>>82090780bro nutted on the brionutsthey look nice
>>82090607well we're gonna make it happen we're making it happen man also fursuiters are so. fucking cute. at the end of the con before i left i was just walking around taking pics of suiters as my primary goali also got to play some smash melee on a crt and now i really need to get another gamecube controller so i can play slippi
>>82090743SMALL>>82090780this made me much happier instantly thank you i hope it was delicious >>82090784if they let me try first… and promised not to be mean and say i stink… let me shower first then……. yeah…….
no more twinks or else i will cry
fursuiters are stupid and ugly
>>82090824are twunks ok
>>82090852hmmm raping his armpits.....
>>82090852no
>>82090852yes
the sad thing is i can get with twinks like this but i choose to jerk off instead
>>82090865it would be cute if he made me cum fromthose really fast and then made fun of me for it but in a sexy way>>82090884>>82090894umm then how about fops>>82090937if i could get with twinks like this i would probably not want to unless they were cute and possy and if they were i would be all over them in a disturbing and obsessive way
i want to suck ralsiel's dick
i want to be ralsei
im a twink and possy but im not cute *dies*
>>82091133yes you are*kisses you back to life*
>>82091140haha woah...
>>82091163my dog when im trying to take a picture of him sleeping
hmfuckin wet down there
>>82091195travel across the rickety bridge
i feel like crying a lot lately
>>82091395cry and get them tears out
cracking open my third red bull of the daypray for me
>>82091805
>>82091827
>>82091821thats nothing lil pup
>>82091883oh yeah?
top who calls another top lil pup
oh yeen?
im gonna pyuke uwu
ok but memememememememememememe me. me. me! me! me!!!!!!!
kinda wish i was being mentally abused again
this but me unironically
what's with furries and pools
>>82092082why is his speedo peestained
>>82092112from pee
>>82092112yellow/green means radioactive
you better shape upcause i need a poss
why is everyone pretending the fox from the super mario cringe movie is hot and not extremely ugly retarded looking
god and i just watched that clip someone posted earlier ittmost reddit shit imaginable
>>82092267he sounds like stephen colbert
creamy strawberry flavored cough drops for dinner
im eepy buy my bed is a mess but if i make my bed im probably gonna stop feeling eepy after...
>>82092445dont leave your hand hanging out of your bed at night or the monster will come…https://x.com/dogssaveworld/status/2039927623908807126?s=46&t=nKD0AbMyqJhWS21Vzs_jvg
sleep with no blankets on a bare matress with the lights on and the ceiling fan off. summer 1997. crickets
>>82092480i miss crickets. lived in the same spot in the woods all my life, used to be so loud at night. have barely heard a peep in the last few summers. fucking hate pesticides. and pfas. and everything else the world is poisoned with.
>>82092480getting molested by your cousin vibes
>>82092479its okay my bed is like 5 feet in the air and the monster looks a bit... short
>>82092527he lets you play a level in goldeneye if you look him in the eyes while you do it
im about to make some serious bad decisionswish me luck fellas uwu
>>82092479goggy
>>82092568whatcha doing
>>82092568>>82092578catching aids i hopecan you pozz me next
>>82092480why would you ruin it with the lights on...
>>82092568me when im about to go to the rape room at anthrocon
everywhere i go is a rape room
the furcon i went to didnt have a rape roomwtf
>>82092445i caved in and decided to get up and make my bed... i was right im not eepy anymore but i feel a bit better for making it
i should get into abdl and waddling in a wet diaper
>>82093289you should not
>>82093307name one good reason
>>82092534eep in safety possum>>82092573i want to pet and kiss it on the head
it'd be cool to find a bf that would fart out my cum from his gaping ass after sex that would be cool
>>82093590i turn my head away from this post
>>82093590i turn my head towards this post intently
The poss,And the poss turns around.Well the poss, yeah the poss.The poss drags me down.
what's the point of a top with a small pp
>>82093664how small
>>82093689if you have to ask
>>82093729if you have two asscheeks
CHUD
>>82093855would you still love me if i were a marten
>>8209387610x more
the one guy I actually had sex with was a huge disappointment because I couldn't really get in because he said it hurt so he'd just jerk off and I'd just like pop the head in and then he'd tell me to pull out and then he'd cum and that was it I'd just go shower. gay sex fucking sucks.
>>82083189>my shirt when I see a man take off his face
>>82093876god no
>>82093885:)>>82093919:(
>>82093886thought you said you'd stop posting
>>82093946skaven boyfriend
we should use the archive to find the first haha thread (from /trash/ so there's no confusion) and then make its creation date a haha holiday
egoist pbf
>>82094029i remember posting the first few threads here once or twice when i was surfing the archivesthey werent really haha threads but rather just "you were visited by the possum girl of angst good luck will come but but only if you reply with 'haha i hate myself'"
can't masturbate so i'm just sort of scrolling through porn aimlessly
>>82094084I think for simplicity's sake, just using the first 'haha i hate myself' in the subject or comment field (whichever is first) would be simpler. then we can celebrate it by uhh umm uhh somehow
>>82093956skaven don’t comprehend the concept of consent are u sure you’d want that
ok possies this is the first haha thread let's all set our clocks for november 11th (and pray the marts don't have another prank in store)!
why did BOTH of my cute friends have to turn into transbians. it ain’t fair..
woah youre friends with chris chan
if you find chris chan cute that’s a self report there bucko buddy.
i wish i was cute and turned into a transbean
>>82094352hwha
>>82094736if i buried you in the ground would you grow into a stalk that i could climb to find a macro ftm pbf in the clouds?
>>82094822yeah but he's such a short giant that he's the size of a normal man
>>82094822why does he have to be macroare you gonna crawl up his bussy
>>82094854well that’s what you’re going to find whenever you climb a beanstalk, dummy. but also yeah>>82094838i get a giant AND a short king? you spoil me, poss.
who up jack in off their beanstalk
>>82094765can you stop posting this poop artist? I'm trying to eat my chicken tendies and drink beer.
that's not even a skaven that's twitch leaguey legends
>>82095039not me because of the thing i posted in the thread earlier that nobody replied to
>>82095040there's no poop
>>82095079what happened i dont remember
STRANGE ASIAN
>>82094765i don't like his wizard robe sleeve foreskin
>>82095098>>82090672
>>82095134oh that really really sucks i'm sorry :(
stage-5 norwood skinny-fat 30+ year old poss
>>82095153sorry i'm not old or bald or skinnyfat enough for you
>>82095153i might bald in the future, it runs in the familyi am not that old yeti am skinnyfat
>>82095153you forgot half-hispanic or half-indian
being filipino is kind of like being half hispanic
is being skinnyfat not just being chubby or has that word been diluted into fatfat?
>>82095144thanks pobby
>>82095193this was implied with skinnyfat and norwood i think>>82095208skinnyfat is a particular type of being chubby where your stomach looks extremely fucking ugly and fat but your face and arms and possibly legs are all lanky or at least not fat
>>82095205pretty much, spain raped you guys up too just not as much which preserved more of the asian flavor
shotacon pbf who gradually slips shotafication powder into your morning tea
>>82095344pls pls pls let me have the shotafication tea T.T
can i come over and do this
>>82095468yes you can feed me a banana
straight guys should have sex with each other
>>82095768but then you'd feel left out
>>82095838they can have sex with me too if they want
gay friend who always paws at his straight friends belt when they're drunk
straight guys should have practice sex with meyou dont wanna disappoint your gf, do you?
don't like how things are but also too afraid to change it
>>82095917me
>>82095900redrusker practice kissing rimjob straight post
>>82096056>redrusker practicethis throws up nothing, but i think the pic you are thinking of:https://e621.net/posts/5559097?q=redrusker+female
>>82096172>i think the pic you are thinking of:i was mid masturbation when i made that post please forgive me
phone sex with my boyfriend
>>82096300cheesed to meat him
>>82095917dont like how things are but also too stupid to change it
