/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4713>"Moonbeam Mink" edition--Stories--By Anonymous>Mother Knows Best (Completed)https://rentry.co/oitookf4By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 29)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By ScaryDrPepper>Specimen Six (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758By Anon_Writfriend>A Tale of Feathers and Armor (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78336936By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By SomehingToForget>Milk and Honeyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81909011By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By A_Smiling_Face>Securities Fraud and Forbidden Love (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54539599By InAnOrthodoxWay>Phoxy Phantom Over Vietnamhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81932516>Empty_Crownhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81863696By NeedlesslyVerbose>The Rendezvoushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81885096By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82093202Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
God I love bunnies
>slosh
>>82096496>Pulls out comically oversized magnet to the left of her
Mogran
>>82096481Have there been any hmofa Zhao stories across all of AO3 and the like? She seems popular enough that there must be at least one.
>>82096511I don't know but I should checkShe's up the hmofa alley
>>82096496>my honest reaction
auughhhhhhh
>>82096520Forgot the image
>>82096528It's him
>>82096511There were some doujins being made, one of which was by Ro, but otherwise I haven't seen anything of note.
>>82096511I don't get the appeal of this character. She just looks more moeblob than anthro
>>82096566she's small, cute, clearly underaged. what's not to love?
Doing nofap while living in an anthro neighborhood RN
>How I keep the elevator discussion low in my home.
i want to buy myself a toaster but i have some queitions. how do they work? how do they even sustain themselves? how hard is it to maintain one? why would they need boobs and a pussy? do they make milk? how would it taste like? can they get pregnant? how would that work, with them being android an all? anons with protogen girlfriends, can you help out
>>82096577She looks great for someone in her mid 30s
>>82096629>how do they work? Electricity >how do they even sustain themselves? Electricity >how hard is it to maintain one?just don't stick fork in it>why would they need boobs and a pussy? to appeal to you>do they make milk? if you buy milkies subscription >how would it taste like?depending on what flavorings you supply>can they get pregnant? no (you are not authorized to produce toasters, copyrights and manufacturers etc)>how would that work, with them being android an all?it wouldn't unless you're an authorized manufacturer>anons with protogen girlfriends, can you help outcan't sorry, my gf bluescreened hard when i tried to boot another OS
>>82096577>UnderagedThat's another thing I don't get. Kids that aren't my own would just annoy me. And they have no curves either. They're cute, sure. But most anthro girls are cute
Did you add window shopper back into the list? That'd be funny.
>>82096629I never was abig fan of fluffy toasters
>>82096577>underagedI've never played any gacha shit but even I know through cultural osmosis that she is a short hag like Senko-san
>>82096719>loli hags
/collared/ users if they were real
>>82096740His name is Darwin... this was his destiny
>>82096688I literally copied the last OP changed the number, edition with relevant image and previous thread linkJust that took me 10 minutes because my touchscreen sometimes just doesn't register taps 1 in 8 timesI didn't see any new stories linked last thread so if I missed any please repostFuck Samsung "Quality Control"
>>82096740Survival of the fittest.
>>82096727The babushka is a time honoured trope not just in Nippon but worldwide
>>82096577>underagedLmao even when lagodwarfs are hags they still cant grow past 4" and still get mitaken for children kekthat's why foxes are superior partners to human men
>>82096753My S20+ has 8 points adding the screen. I feel your pain, brother.
>>82096786what's wrong with looking underaged
Today is international rat day!!!!!Post cute rats(Minhee is not cute)
>>82096805no furry tiddies
what's worse, getting fly'd or getting shit'd?
>>82096835both is essentially getting kike'd
>>82096786Major copeFoxes fear looking crusty and old after turning 40 from years of coming in second to lops
Czechoslovak wolf-dog waifur whole loves sandokan?
>>82096846it took me years to un-mindbreak myself after that movie aired. Truly a talmudic masterclass in dysgenic horror.
btw Unexpected Keyboard for Android is the best choice if you've been predisposed to using IBM PC compatibles to do computer work as a child (aka normal)
>>82096869very cute
it was like something out of a David Lynch movie.
>>82096863It doesn't matter anymore, the influence of these (((people))) stopped mattering after October 7th
>>82096818>(Minhee is not cute)
>>82096629They really cute idk how to help you I never met one
>>82096599Damn girl
Alright I missed almost the entirety of like, 2-3 threads watching Invincible, so I shall stone with a few requests!Also, Puppy doesn't do meth! She's a good girl!!Also also, fool, that's what you get for putting your faith in the Space Whale (Whopper)! You should've believed in 'Pehnt!! HE would've gotten you... Murdered by a cute... reindeer? M-maybe it was best that you believed in Whopper...? :|
>>82096923gator surfer
>>82096869Mandimmin
>>82096923Beautiful girl and a dapper banana
>>82096923Draw a doe (fantasy) ranger with respectable curves but not too much
>>82096923anon being annoyed by a few tiny flying dimmis around his head
>>82096923Sigyorn from A Tale of Feathers and Armor. Her description is in the first chapter of the story.
>This is your waifur's favorite shirt
>>82096923ivy..... my KC, Missouri wife... wao...>requestsMaybe her in a different dress slyly flashing a thigh holstered derringer?
Last one before bed... Yeah I know it's a 3peat, but this is the smallest and best version. (okay, the real last one.
>>82096800*8 lines alongAutocorrect a motherfuckerLast one before bed...
Opps
>>82096926Working on it>>82096932Ty, she looked cute, so I gave her a pretty good human male ;D>>82096940This is next>>82096962Silly anon, artfags don't actually READ!! ;D
i hope this guy one day stops holding himself back with paper and... markers??? and goes digital...
>>82097028Sabrina my beloved!
>>82097039>Silly anon, artfags don't actually READ!! ;D:(
>>82096923Puppy digging a hole to China.
>>82097054May be the only pic I've drawn of her. Tabitha though...
>>82096923How about a gofundme for a wacom drawing tablet?
>>82097054I drew her with her pants pulled sown but not off. Hard to tell from the angle, but they're back there crumpled around her calves.
>>82097082Best friend Tabitha
I will never understand the appeal of birds. Probably because the mouth and lips are really important zones for me, and beaks are NOT it... Sorry.
>>82096923>PehntOh mighty and capricious Pehnt bring me unto a woman of fur and hoove whose strength of arm and will is unparalleled let her decide if my life is worth her use because...Give me a minute...Because it'd be really fricken hot and maybe kind of my fetish? Wait is it an insult or compliment to call a chaos? god capricious??In all seriousness I was joking about the betrayal you don't have to draw every silly request and I still have my mental image of it I just can't (yet) realise it to another medium BTW the hot part isn't that she murders you it is that she COULD murder you but maybe you please or amuse her enough that she doesn't
>>82097046It would be like a DBZ character training with weights throwing them offNot to suck him off but traditional is on another level to digital since you can't ctrl z
>>82097102consider this
>>82097161She can fix me
>>82097161cute but i'd still much prefer to press my lips against lips
>>82097121>Didn't include the apostrophe in 'PehntThis is why you don't get nice things :p(Also he's not a chaos god, he's the male incarnation of water! Angry face!)(Also also I know your just joking around, I couldn't help but run with the chance to rant about how you should've abided by lore that only I know lmao)>>82096926Here you go :3>>82097046Yes, they're sharpies lolI don't know about digital ... I did use it when I tried my hand at art school, and when I got every bell and whistle, it was nice... For coloring. Drawing from scratch would take a LOT of getting used to, and now that I am in my fucked up condition, I'm not sure if I could tolerate ANY computer set up, so suffice to say, a standard desk will NOT do! Sometimes, I have to shift to some funky angles when drawing, such as kneeling on the side of my bed (like when kids do to pray)
>>82097179>He wears her feathersWhy boner
Don't know why Lovecraft was complaining, this is hot.
>>82097193>he's not a chaos god, he's the male incarnation of waterNewt now seems significantly less chaos aligned than I had thought I didn't catch the ' but I did remember her using his name
>>82097222>The "Have sex with fish" propagand in Sinking City.
>>82097194Wearing bits of your waifur provided they grow back is really romantic
>>82097241Well to your credit, from the Artesians point of view, 'Pehnt represents chaos and rebellion and what-not.Newt is a devout worshipper of 'Pehnt, but that doesn't mean that her interpretation isnt flawed or subjective, and she herself is quite the cheeky little Amzen!>>82097243YES!! SEX THE AMZEN!!!
alright, did this since it took me like, 20 minutes (and my body decided to wake me up somewhat early against my will, and had time to kill)At this point I don't care anymore, let's hope I keep not caring anymore.(saw an small error and fixed it)
>>82097271Damn lucky man
>>82097260>At this point I don't care anymore, let's hope I keep not caring anymore.Spongebob narrator: Two Minutes Later>>82097271
>>82097268What about eating parts of your waifur that grow back?
>they all post at the exact same time
>>82097291Chorogons are cheating as they just magic it backBut I'd 100% eat some roasted or fried dragon tail ita probably delicious
>>82097271Editgods like you and me fix the many injustices of the fictional universe one edit at a time. Good work.
>>82097291Highly questionable both from a food safety and moral standpoint
>>82097299A lizard waifur's tail could pop off at will depending on her species.
>>82097291Does her ass count?
>>82097293HELP ME NIGGERMAN MULTIPLE PEOPLE ARE POSTING DURING THE SAME MINUTE INTERVAL AND IT UPSETS ME
>>82097293discord artists are boring and predictable, in other news, the sky is blue and these tits are fat
>>82097353IDC about the file name, I'm calling her niggerman. Maybe she will blush
>>82097286knowing how bipolar my brain can be, maybe you are right, or perhaps I will learn my lesson that bending my knew to the most annoying people in the internet won't gain me any favors with anybody, not even with the most annoying people on the internet which will break my kneecaps anyways.
>>82097371Squish tummy
>>82097372>Maybe she will blushYou won't see if she does on account of the fact she is 100% black.
>>82097283truly lucky>>82097301lmao?
>when all you have is a hammer
every mal0 takes the form that appeals to you most. mine would probably be such a terrorgasm-inducing nightmare... makes my blood pressure spike just thinking about it. i have a mighty need.
>>82097448How would... how would glasses work on her?
>>82096965my childhood friend waifur is ready to settle down with me after college!
>>82097518My childhood waifur got taken away to the anthro breeding facilities and turned into a quad amputee being fucked by humans with way better genes than me. At least I was able to afford to reserve her meat for when they've exhausted her eggs, they'll deliver her skinned, headless carcass to me with a freezer truck and I can at least enjoy eating the remains of my childhood crush...
>>82097518She never left your side, she likes it when you watch
>>82097569>>82097574the duality of the mentally ill
So this is a thread OC now right?
Why do these threads always feel like a challenge to see who can fail the hardest at sticking to the subject? Granted, this thread is far better than the previous one.
>>82097619Autism
>>82097586that depends, do you plan on shitposting about it with things completely unrelated to the thread for two-thirds of the day?
>>82097569The longer I'm on this site the more content I am with the idea that an 'end of the world' event might occur during my life time. Super Volcano, Pole Shift, a third Trump term, hell, I'd even settle for planet Nibiru at this point. It doesn't have to be a fast death, just as long as I know everyone else is dying too.
>>82096765babushka is a granny you nimrod, the only loli thing about them is lollipops they give you
>18 y/o zoomie faggot acted like I should get up and do what he says at the gym>first time i see the cunt at the place>right before the holidaysgeg this lil nigger is not gonna last long
>>82096890would use as fleshlight but wouldn't cuddle afterwardsMinhee is for fuck not hug.
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERJUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER
>>82097707What the fuc-? Take your damn meds.>>82097708Where's the human? That's just a sparkledog tier OC. It doesn't even have holes!>>82097732I really wish this site allowed audio files.
>>82097586Did he post it here himself?
>>82097743>Take your damn meds.That zoomie should take his before he gets his teeth kicked in with his "mr. center of the universe" attitude. First day at the place and fucker's acting holier than thou.I'll give him a week before he tries to start shit with the wrong person and gets a reality check on how to act in public. Meanwhile I'll keep a mental note that he's the type of narcissistic cunt that is most hurt by the word "no". Not my first rodeo with social shitstains like this.
>>82097271Eh, that doesnt really work as octavia anymore, the proportions are too different, the face as well
>>82097682Even though the guy you're responding to was based?
>It is a time of decline. The Human Woman Empire wanes by the day>It loses its grip on its furry vassals under the uninspired leadership of Queen Bitch II>A dark age looms and the only hope for galactic civilization seems to be a scientist named Anon. Y. Mous and his new Crossbreeding Theory>The brightest and hottest human men and furry women are brought to Terminus to compile the Encyclopedia /HMoFA/
>>82096940
>>82097772this is /hmofa/
>>82097978>/hmofa/gs when they have to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts
