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haha i hate myself

roadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82081997/
habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/
tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/
steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/

posscraft is dead (RIP)
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would you be upset if i made an animated web series kinda like bedfellows but its about a poss and a racc and is kinda /haha/ oriented?
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i wish men were real
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me disrespectfully following men in public trying to ask them out on a date
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why is my hair like straw i always do all the good things they told me to!!!!!!!!!! you cant take better care of your hair than i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>82097387
let it airdry
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>>82097393
ive been doing that my entire life!!!!
i use satin pillow cases i wash every week
im using a shampoo aligned with the hardness of our water once a week, ive tried every type of conditioner there is and a bunch of other products and tried every tip you can find on the internet
and its not like im trying a bunch of products all at once im always carefully trying one thing at a time over the course of months
but its all worthless i have to look into wigs or somethiing
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>>82097438
bro i just... wash my hair with shampoo scrub most of the moisture with the same towel i use to wipe my ass and call it a day and look like brad pitt. skill issue idk
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>>82097459
yeah thats how it works for most people i guess its genetics as usual haha
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>>82097471
find consolance... considelance... whatever the fuck this word was... find... shit... find... e-hehehe fuck this is awkward. find this fucking find that starts with "c" and means peace or something, knowing that youre a genetic defect because its not gonna get better but that also means you dont have to try harder because youre at your best anyway
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>>82097489
ok i think i meant "find comfort knowing that (...)", i thought there was a different word for that saying.
i myself find comfort knowing that i need google to look up half of the vocabulary i should be able to effortlessly recall.
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slacking on a group project despite the fact I get very pissed when others do the same
hating myself for wasting time AND being a stupid fucking hypocrite
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nice warrior cat sona, dork
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>>82097276
need a possfirend like this
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>group project
you need a finished degree to post here
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>>82097351
possums are so precious...
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wtf i just slept for 13 hours straight
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dropout bros...
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tell me why
your hands
are cold
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>>82097289
are older possmen real
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>>82098274
i have low body weight :3
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>>82098438
you were supposed to say "cold hands are often a sigh that your body is trying to maintain its regular body temperature. always having cold hands, however, could mean theres a problem with your blood flow or the blood vessels in your hands"
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tfw when no insatiably horny female alien species to use me as a sex toy
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>>82098149
thanks, he got the scar over his eye from one of his ex-lovers...
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>>82098384
I'm 28 does that count
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lonely but also terrified at the thought of being perceived
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>>82098842
you just got yourself perceived by making this post...
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>>82098932
4chan doesn't count because i'm not a person here
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>>82098968
yeah you are sorry you typed on a keyboard somewhere to write out a post and you even passed a captcha so i know for a fact that you're a person sorry
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i used to cuddle with my dad on the couch and watch movies on the tv. i think im too old for that now and im too embarrassed to ask him to cuddle
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what is the worst crime you have ever committed
i think its jaywalking for me (i dont know if its a crime here)
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>>82099107
i set a classroom on fire
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>>82099107
nice try fbi
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>>82099175
i didnt mean it like that i was just curious because i wonder if im some kind of crimecel
>>82099146
was it empty
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>>82099107
sexual assault....
to this day i hate myself :<
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>>82099185
>was it empty
fucking duh, you think i was gonna commit a crime in front of people?! i still got caught anyway but thats besides the point
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>>82099107
committed irl and got caught? none but i did threaten people with a knife twice when they tried to rob me so not sure if that still counts
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would you date me if i looked like this? (i dont look like this but i just want to bar the standards)
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>>82099107
threatened someone with a switchblade once
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>>82099146
>shaved
he's asking for it
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>>82097276
animated sounds like a lot of work
i cant wait to complain on your patreon about your infrequent uploads
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>>82099217
Ed Sheeran if he was American
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>>82099217
>has hair
>blonde + green eyes
>clear skin
>no dark circles
looks better than the avrage man
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>>82099217
mogs me
he kinda reminds me of samwise and samwise is cute??
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>>82098842
*perceives you*
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>>82099340
i hope they spitroast me even though they're both bottoms and go 2 to 3 rounds each and cum a lot each time and switch positions a bunch
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>>82099340
me and my pbf after we took turns smashing each other over the head w/ a big rock for fun
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the more i love myself the way i am, the less i hate myself the way i am
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going to work
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>>82099746
alright babe see you later
*kisses you on the cheek and gives you a bag lunch*
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I think i hate too much food again to day + i drank 2 beers
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laptop died and i want to die
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drove my car and got a bagel and coffee then watched bluebirds and swallows at the park while i ate it
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my little sister gave me an album from an artist she likes and while its not my style, shes got a fun taste
and now i have some stuff to recommend her
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>>82099979
im jealous i wish i had a car and a license
its too much responsibility and im too immature and inexperienced and my confidence and self esteem is too low
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i keep gleeking
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>>82100053
did you ever try
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>>82100208
i did on an empty parking with my dad twice, like 12 years ago and i couldnt even line up the car in a parking spot
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>>82100222
just take lessons its actually super easy after you have more than 20 minutes of practice
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>>82100263
its not super easy its super dangerous and difficult and also costs money but worst of all its humiliating to try something and learn something and be bad at it and fuck up, but most importantly its super dangerous and you can die or kill someone
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its an awful time to learn how to drive a car if youre in the US
everyone always complains like "oh people have gotten way worse at driving since XYZ time span" but its dead ass true, with the lack of police presence after covid most people drive like cunts
shit i never used to see is now commonplace, left on red arrows, just blowing through stop signs entirely without even pretending to slow down, people forcing themselves into traffic with illegal turns, traffic accident rates are rising for the last few years and that trend is the opposite of what it was previously, which was a gradual decrease in accidents over the years up until around 2020
turn signals are never used anymore, speed limits are never enforced

if youre in a situation where you dont need to drive, i wouldnt start, i would take it as the opportunity to work against that system and get around other ways
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>>82100281
ok just die then i guess
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>>82100287
based. i hope more people die in car accidents. in general i just hope more people die
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>>82100302
why are you making fun of me
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the people who will be dying are the ones reliant on other people driving for them and it will be a slow sickly and painful death of an abandoned geriatric
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just wossed to murrsuiters
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>>82100313
including or excluding yourself?
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one of the most sickening things was when i was in a corporate training course, multi day thing, had to travel for it, one of those sorts of deals
and the instructor used this reference saying "we all know you shouldnt text and drive, but sometimes you do anyway, right? haha" and a lot of the class had little smirks and giggled and shit and i was just fuckin astounded by this mindset of casually risking the lives of others around you because you cant stop looking at your stupid phone for even a single moment in your life
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>>82100345
>geriatric
not a real word
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>>82100377
why didn't you say anything?
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>>82100377
grow up lil bro we text and drive
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im a safe driver so i dont bother about unsafe ones
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>>82100391
i did, my words were "the fuck is wrong with yall" and i didnt really get a response
>>82100411
kill yourself
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>>82100432
you can be the safest driver in the world and an unsafe driver can just kill you
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i have a drivers license but i dont drive because literally any oncoming car could crash into me and kill me if the human in it just tilts its arms to the side a tiny bit
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>yall
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>>82100377
>t. someone whos never had fun in his life
i bet you never drove drunk either
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>>82100471
>>82100470
if youre a safe driver you give yourself plenty of space and time to react if youre not distracted yourself.
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>>82100520
true im giving myself space by not being inside the car
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you don’t even need to be in a car for another car to crash into you
that’s the messed up part
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>>82100538
>>82100471
reminder that youre easier to run over when your not in a car so youre actually less safe
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lot of yiff itt
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they don't even need a car for a car to car into you
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>>82099107
i have a felony for pointing a firearm at a police officer
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>>82100545
yeah driving is a lot safer than not driving
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>>82100620
it is
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more in that mood of wanting to kill people for emotional relief because im an unlovable incel who can only stir in his own turmoil in silence because nobody understands the pain of my loneliness and how it pushes me into having violent thoughts
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i dont know what i expected today but car crash apologists were not it
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not to brag but i did a 3 point turn today and didn't hit anything
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why dont they make cars so that theyre super squishy and slow and safe
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>>82100663
with a human population of 8 billion, people arent seen as living individuals with their own wills but instead seen as a statistic, as a number on a paper. this results in the death of a human seeming less significant to others. "it happens, whatever" they say.
compassion for one another is obsolete. if you were given a house for the lives of your loved ones, you would kill them with your bare hands, perhaps even feel pleasure from the material possessions you gain from it
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>>82100705
ive thought about similar
>most cities have speed limits of 25-40mph
>most freeways/highways have speed limits of 55-85mph
>push your foot on the gas and you can get up to like 150mph
why do they do this
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>>82100713
sorry that you don't view people as living individuals but that sounds like a you problem maybe some prescription medication or a therapy appointment would help your sociopathic tendencies
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>>82100724
>>82100705
how do you think im going to run over pigs and run away from fascists after stealing from walmart in a slow ass car?
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>>82100713
kne death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic
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>>82100705
cars are like 80% crumple zones these days. they actually are very safe even if the damage looks severe.
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>>82100784
heheh like diapers
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idea: set up some openclaw thing so that when i take a shower i can have my phone say posts made here with tts and i can talk back to it going "okay make a reply to the recent post ending with 743 calling them a faggot"
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my cat keeps peeing on my floor :(
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>>82100796
yeah i guess since the crumple zones are basically single use and you need to get a new car after but it keeps you safe
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>>82100705
they did this in the 90's but since it turned out to be more profitable to make gigantic trucks and SUVs that dont have to comply with fuel economy standards they became the norm and safety standards changed to encompass all vehicles including them, so as a side effect you now have every single car with super thick pillars, really high doors and overall large sizes to get better crash safety ratings
because the concern isnt pedestrians or the world around them, its being able to take a hit from a 9000lb electric truck the size of what would normally be considered a commercial vehicle going 70 in a school zone
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>>82100743
tell me how either you or me are in any way significant in this world and how somehow something would change if either of us died today.
none of anything matters even in the places that feel small
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great just great now every time i get into a car im going to think of diapers and cum in my pants
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>>82100889
does it matter if it does
you exist
you matter
the things you do matter to you and those around you
your world scale is irrelevant

and this applies to every single person, the people whos mindset is to not care about those other people because theyre not important to them or not important to the scale of the world, thats a careless and apathetic view of the world that i do not respect, if thats your view the rest of the individuals in the world a favor and exit it.
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>>82100918
>subjective idealist progressivist moralist copes
yeah lol making fun of you isnt even worth the effort
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>>82100918
poss i found out all of everything is null because people told me to my face that nothing that i have done ever mattered after they leave me. i am thrown out and my actions are purposefully forgotten by others.
listen: friends that i have given money, time, shoulders to cry on to, they all eventually erase me from their contacts and memory and when reminded of the things i have done for them, they lie to your face that those things had never happened.
this is what i mean when i say we dont matter, because we really dont
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some men are kitty
get over it
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how much money a year can i make if I become a furry artist and will it be weird drawing people's femboys at age 60 when I still haven't found a career to transition to
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>>82101114
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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chud hood
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its really not fair that i only got to go to that furcon for a day
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>>82101602
poss you are still the 1% solely for the fact that you got to go to one, ever
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>>82101691
not really
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>>82101740
yes really. 99% of furries are ugly and lonely and cry themselves to sleep like me
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>>82101762
a day pass is $50
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i pre scheduled by entire trip to indyfurcon this year, i got a whole 5 nights at the hotel, the vacation off work is already submitted, already registered and everything
im putting aside money and i hope by december to have around 4-6k to impulse buy a partial fursuit while im there
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>>82101813
see? the vast majority of furries cant even afford that, myself included
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shocking and concerning how differently people treat me (X-large, masc, cis) and my little femme gay friend. friendly people are way friendlier and mean people are way meaner to them. way bigger variation in treatment. everybody just kind of keeps their distance from me, for better or worse.
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why the fuck would you have me do 9-5 on day A and then have me come in at 8 on day B what kind of fuckass schedule is that do you vampires know what sleep is
I should have called out just to fuck with them
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why did yiff stop being a noun
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69ing your homies is a male bonding activity
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>>82102050
how little small are you really huh... i bet ur tall and gross
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please help me... im a tall and gross incel that has never gotten a hug...
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>>82102143
you should try mewing
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>>82102148
no... i just wanted you to give me a hug...
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>>82100958
comedy post
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i'm not lazy. i just prioritize comfort
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is having a pbf even real? it feels like one of those goals that are so far from reach that accomplishing it is pretty much unheard of
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>>82102314
yeah posses are real and if you get to know one and he wants your penis in him you become bfs
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as someone who made posts like these, im pretty much unboyfriendable
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cars are pretty sick in that it's literally your own personal mecha. your own giant super robot you strap into and pilot. that's sick. it's just not human shaped, it has wheels instead of arms and legs because moving around at super speed is the most practical use. imo the trouble is in the way they're used and how necessary and required they have become over time. you basically can't compete in society anymore unless you have a super robo mecha.
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i dont have a drivers license but i probably should get one but i need to go to that meeting and talk to children and 32 year olds and then also not feel terrified that im gonna crash
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Another day another voicemail from my mom crying at me for not talking to her for years. Usually she just begs me to reconnect wth her and does her little sad sobby whine about how sorry she is she was an abusive mother but this time she was blaming me for being an ungrateful son and not giving her a chance to come back into my life. Easy reminder of why I got away from her in the first place. At what point do these people realize they've shattered any possible connection they could have had with you and that you're off living your life and don't want them involved with it?
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>>82102418
>but i need to go to that meeting and talk to children and 32 year olds
what?
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i have a drivers license but i have no access to cars that i can borrow from someone and im too poor to buy one
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>>82102358
I consider myself ugly and I have a pbf that considers himself ugly and it's pretty nice
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>>82102474
yeah that sucks. i inherited mine. its hard to find a comfy shitbox these days because they dont want you to have anything unless you're renting it or financing it
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having a normie sibling about my age who’s popular and successful while being kind of an ass does me some good because if I wasn’t being dragged forward by seething envy 24/7 I’d probably just let me rot in a puddle of myself, more than I already do.
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>>82102458
the other people who wanna get a drivers license
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>>82102520
i found out today that i was actually going to inherit my sisters car but it broke down and had to be sent to the dump so that sucks because having a car would make me more desirable to other men
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>>82102539
if you're an adult you don't usually have to sit through a class you just do an easy knowledge test and then schedule a road test
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>>82102148
*meows*
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>>82102358
that poss didn't deserve to have his posts exposed like that (ok maybe he did i don't know why he got banned but still)
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>>82102539
i don’t think i ever had to talk to another human being except the instructor when i got my license. you’ll probably just have to exist in proximity of teenagers for a handful of classes.
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i only have a car and license because bottoms cant drive for some reason
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>>82102571
he looks so plump
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>>82102590
I'm a guy who's only bottomed and I drive
I also work on my own car but that's mostly because I can't afford labor costs and don't trust mechanics
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i'm a top without a license and at this point even if i did get one i'm too poor to afford a car
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>>82102644
time to start bottoming for money
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Cars are a fucking headache it's a fucked up that there's like three cities in the states with good public transport
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>>82102687
shut up bitch
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i wished the magick the gathering cocksucking story was formatted as a real story and not as a reply chain, it kind of de-immerses me from the lewdness
someposs get on their ass and write it out for my amusement for the fair price of a single reply and a thank you
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just shut the fuck up bitch
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Also I genuinely love to drive it's just a shame that like it's a mandatory thing to be a functional member of society here
>>82102701
No u
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im unhappy
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i'm feeling glad
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i have a doctor's appointment and the person who was going to drive me and my backup both can't anymore
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trying to put video essays on the second monitor while playing video games but the guy's stupid lisp is kinda cute and it's distracting
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>>82102709
jerking off to a reply chain/erp session is hotter than jerking off to a story
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i'm a top rate driver and have driven professionally for several large companies but i still don't really like driving and i especially don't like owning a car and i wish that i could live somewhere that's walkable and bikeable and i didn't have to own a car or drive ever again
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>>82102822
so true. it's like amateur porn being better than professional. the rawness makes it better
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>>82102813
see if your insurance covers medical transport a lot of them do
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im a mediocre but safe driver but find it relaxing maybe because im so slow
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i bike
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i like driving but i drive like a grandma, like autistically safe. sometimes i wanna try doordash or instakart or something but im not good with directions either.
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>>82102889
you can't just follow gps directions? i dont usually bother but it's pretty easy to if you're a slow driver
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is paying for sex bad
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>>82102817
what if i had a tism lisp hypothetically
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can i come over and do this
https://litter.catbox.moe/2tjmdj.mp4
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>>82102936
morally no but i don't think 1 sex is worth hundreds of dollars as someone who's had a sex before.
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>>82102889
>i wanna try doordash or instakart or something
don't. all independent contractor delivery jobs are utter dogshit that barely cover fuel let alone the natural wear and tear of your vehicle's parts. if you want to drive then drive but don't support those scam gig jobs that don't give a single fuck about people that actually need them to get money.
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>>82102959
this is very scary
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>>82102964
what if you have never had sex before
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1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.

2 Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?

4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.

5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.

6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits.

7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.

8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.

9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
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>>82102979
probably yes then just for the experience and to have 1 less thing on your mind.
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>>82102991
buddy the only preacher I want to hear from has a spice addiction and can see despite being blind
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that one mormon friend in the friend group
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>>82102996
what if somebody regretted if after because they felt like they lost something that defined them
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what if humans greeted eachother by sniffing eachother's genitals like other animals do haha wouldn't that be crazy
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>>82103053
being a virgin isn't a personality and if it's your defining trait you definitely need to get more life experience any way you can
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>>82103087
oh
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when i lose my virginity its going to be special and in a hotel room at a furcon being penetrated by 2 guys
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you get all hyped up on sexual fantasies then you have it and it fucking blows. yeah i'm a fucking incel who's had lots of sex i'm a fucking sexful incel chud fuck this world
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another Saturday wasted
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i dont think i actually want to have sex, ive just been gaslit by porn and decades of masturbation
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is it weird that the stigma of being a virgin bothers me more than actually being a virgin in and of itself?
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i dont think i actually like anal, ive just been gaslit by gay porn and decades of fomo
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>>82102945
cute if gay enough
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>>82103588
I was the same way when I had a bad porn addiction.
Getting actual GOOD sex made me stop caring about porn pretty fast. Spending months finding a fuckbuddy made me stop caring about porn entirely.
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>>82103670
well congratulations, la di da poss, good for you
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can i come over and do this
https://files.catbox.moe/skvmk7.mp4
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>>82103781
No, you can come over and do this
https://youtu.be/O1gB_aoVJQY?si=DvQ-G6hJfS-wXFmN
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>>82103781
i know everyone is thinking this but i cant say it
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>>82103923
you need to be nice to baby cats
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>>82103940
cats are chuds, so baby cats are just chuds-in-training
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>>82103986
you can't call every animal a chud
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bought myself a nice coffee drink and a croissant on my way home from work
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i cope with having no friends by being an asshole with an ego
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>>82104153
this chud loves his caramel frap
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...
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>>82104285
he's a little damp
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>>82104227
This but also I buy expensive clothes and do drugs
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>>82104309
YOU'RE a little damp
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>>82104285
cover em up slut
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its never too late to become a gay slut
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>>82104324
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Hello onions cuck losers
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>Spending months finding a fuckbuddy
do posses really
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>>82102959
can i get the sauce please brother
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>>82104363
yes it is
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>>82104396
when is it too late smartass?
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Post oppossum pussy and boobs right now
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>>82104410
right now
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>>82104363
i should get a gay shirt and collar
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pussies are gross and stink and smell like tuna
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>>82104434
but poopy hole is good huh
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>>82104434
Buttholes smell litteraly shit
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>>82104411
i don't have those yet please check back later
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>>82104378
Lots of dudes have unprotected sex. Nothing wrong with finding a dude that isn't a walking STI fagtory.
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>>82101762
99% of the furries AT the con are ugly
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>>82104462
did you finally get on e poss
if so, proud of you
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I'm the only one handsome furry here. I look like tony Stark. But my ass and dick are only for oppossum girls, sorry fags
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>>82104517
i don't have e yet please be proud of me later
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>>82104530
can you hurry it up
i'm tired of waiting
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>>82104565
me too...
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>>82104457
>>82104445
pussies somehow smell worse than actual poop yes its a mystery of science
>>82104466
share your method how do i find a fuckbuddy is trying to find one at a furcon a good idea
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>>82104466
what if they lie about no having diseases ?
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mentally im into size difference
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opossum girls love taking testosterone and growing a huge clit and a weird mustache
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>>82104676
what if someone just shoots you right now through a window?
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>>82104706
me too but when its extreme and stupid
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>>82104818
but I did have breakfast this morning
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i got a lot of replies in this thread but i still feel empty inside (also sorry for using ai im too tired to use gimp)
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>>82105055
same
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>>82105017
you think you're real smart don't you
well you're right
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>i seriously spent 10 hours in /haha/
i have a problem
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>>82105179
and you still haven't posted your wosser...
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>only 10 hours
newposs
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poss quick i need to see your whorish naked body
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>>82105868
me and who
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>>82105868
possums love sticking their noses in cameras
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>>82105827
I mean...okay...
https://litter.catbox.moe/6brdgac9zotmvqlx.jpg
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>>82105907
cage it slut
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>>82105907
woah that worked...
*kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *ki
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>>82105907
nice cock poss
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>>82106060
>>82105935
Thanks I guess
>>82105926
That sounds gay
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>>82105907
hey i've seen your wosser pic before. not to bite the woss that breeds me, but fresh woss pictures are always better...
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>>82105907
ive seen it beforr. ITS NOT UR WOSSER!!!!
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>>82105926
cages are for girls
boys should be free
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>>82106096
>>82106098
That was just an old pic I had. Too lazy to take another...sorry possies.
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>>82106165
that's okay i still love you
*straps you into the evil looking cock milking machine*
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>>82105907
Do you have any more pics
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AAAA MIGRAINE
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cock milking is such a cringe fetish
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>>82106293
shut up cow
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>>82106293
how is jerking a dick until it shoots a big fat load cringe
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it is damn near impossible to find any website or article online that isn't ai generated garbage. genuinely fucking futile to look through several pages of slop to try and find anything that has a semblance of reality or truth in it. not using google, im using duckduckgo and i've also tried startpage. it's just not fucking possible. if i want to find any information at all that doesn't have a dedicated wikipedia article (or a wikipedia article that would help) i have to manually set the search date to pre 2020 just to be sure, and even then it doesnt always work, and it doesnt work for images at all.
im so fucking tired of this shit. even if the ai bubble pops it doesnt matter, the internet is fucking dead. i just hope i never need to find up to date current information on anything past 2020, because it just isn't possible anymore with just search results.
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>>82106293
I thought it was cringe until I got stoned and milked for an hour.
I couldn't even talk right after. My body was sore for like 3 days after that.
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>>82106402
lucky
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what are some non-cringe fetishes
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>>82106565
shota
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>>82106585
beat me to it
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>>82106356
thats not cringe
having some gay machine that suction cups the dick is cringe and autistic
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if i whack it too much my foreskin swells and splits
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>>82106606
second-world problems
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>>82106565
diapers
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>>82106606
what the fuck is this thing
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>>82106565
hand holding
ummmm
i think most fetishes could be considered cringe by some people so it's kind of hard to have a list for non cringe fetishes you know
if you're going by just pure mainstream normiesphere, bdsm has been uncringe for a while and its very normalised. not the bdsm where you dress up like a latex puppy or something like that, just like light women-safe fuzzy handcuffs and shit they call bdsm to feel more hardcore. to normies that isnt cringe, to cringy people though that is definitely cringe though.
the other answer is any fetish you have
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>>82106596
i'll beat you off to that sure
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>>82106632
his name is civet
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i like bondage (not the hanging off the ceiling extreme kind)
tell me how thats cringe
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>>82106654
>not the hanging off the ceiling extreme kind
cringe
btw i never got the source for that fursuit bdsm dungeon machine vid posted earlier someone please give a possie the sauce on that shit it activates neurons in my autism brain
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i just took my last addy aaaaaaaa
i have a spare ritty can i mix ritties and addies someone let me know
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is sadism cringe
i wanna ask boys to bite me and spank me and pour wax on me
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>>82106727
thats masochism
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>>82105907
SEEEEEEEEX
SEEEEEEEEX
CON NON-CON SEEEEEEEEX
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>>82106736
is being stupid cringe
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>>82106771
it's an easy mistake to make
masochism is when you want to get hurt and sadism is when you want to hurt others
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masochist pbf with sadistic pgf (male)
they will have lots of fun for a while and then murder suicide.
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>>82106900
>sadistic pgf (male)
not real
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>>82102959
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SOURCE AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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sadism is kinda cringe though unless you're unironically wholesome chungus
most everybody into sadism either comes off as a sephiroth-type cringelord or future DV case
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>>82102959
rape dungeon
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daddy's little discord kitten is getting punished for getting my starbucks order wrong >:)
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the last time i was at starbucks i got the lavender matcha latte
tastes like froot loops
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might woss to 24-hour sneasel after my nap
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>>82107291
can you please elaborate on what you mean by that?
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>>82107291
Is that anything like 24-hour Cinderella?
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>>82107307
https://e621.net/posts/4344244
>>82107312
i don't think so
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>>82107354
oh that's an ok video i suppose. not my favorite sneasel pornography by far but i think it's ok. there's a lot worse out there and such. hope you have fun with that
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>>82106565
they're all cringe to someone
that's the whole point
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>>82105907
>dead link
oughhhh why did i check the thread so late.................
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>>82107830
it was a fake wosser don't worry
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>>82107830
woss stream flashbacks
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gay kittys
in love
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this is illegal
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>>82108139
why not just tell them to fuck off?
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>>82108200
that way sounds more fun
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>>82106630
thank you for reminding me that i wanted to diap up today
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there was a tornado headed for my area but i guess it went somewhere else
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>>82108435
post pics
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>>82108459
better luck next time
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>>82106644
he looks like an asshole
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=451XC5PigRY
funny video i found :p
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>>82104005
if i ever find a burrowing animal that 1) eats its own and 2) kind of looks human, i am going to call it a chud.
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>>82108502
i'm not going to post pics of myself on 4chan sorry
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>>82108459
post pics (of raccy)
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>>82108699
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>>82108699
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>>82108717
why is he so fucking round
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>>82108717
he is so prepared for this upcoming winter



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