/AGYWB/ - Anthro Girls You Wanna BeBarnyard edition >previous thread>>82033882qott: What farm animal makes the best anthro girl?
(Last post from borb)>>82102389 #>>82101992 #>You hear her muffled but still audible voice cluck out.Sorry I promise it was in accident mistresses!>She returns to suckling on the cows teat but this time she’s very careful not to poke the bovine with her newfound beak. As she continues to drink the viscous creamy mixture (most of it is actually spilling out the sides of her beak now but she doesn’t seem to mind getting drenched in milk.) you finally hear the sound of her ever shrinking cock and balls slip into her body and rearrange. The change in sexual organs is enough to make the hen jump up into the air and land on her ass!BA-BAAAAWKKK!!!>She screams out in pleasure as a white oval start to slip out of her vagina…(Last post from Wolp)>>82102389 #>She was giving in quickly, needing her massive milkers emptied>I didn't mean to be this invasive, but I could clearly smell her juices begin to flow, even the heat building in her crotch>poor girl, this would likely be as intense as it was for me a year ago. At least none of us can knock her upYou can keep trying to fight it, bit the more you do, the more you'll end up giving in. Besides, look at bird girl. She's in heaven drinking from you. She loves your milk
I'm built for BHC!
>>82102770>QOTTi’d usually say sheep, but OP is persuading me…
>>82102862>>82102903
>>82102770>What farm animal makes the best anthro girl?I'm getting close to having a functional waffle house
>>82102937>>82102862(Whoops, forgot the text)>>82102531#D-don't mooo-ake this weird!>Milk and juices gushed forth without resistance and my legs buckled under the euphorically hot jolts of pleasure shooting through my chest and nethers.>What can you do when your hen friend is suckling you like a newborn and an egg shot out of her cooch like a hand grenade out of a catapult.>>82102791#Nnnnf!~Will....m-mooo....s-s-stahp!>Sprrrt!~>Drip!~>Godfuckjesushelpit'ssogoooooood.
>>82102937>>82102862>After a few short minutes of clucking and screaming the hen laid her first of many undersized eggs. After a few minutes of relaxation and much effort she finally stands up on her new legs.D-don’t m-make *CLUCK CLUCK* this weird?!? YOUR THE ONE WHO *CLUCK CLUCK* FORCED ALL THAT MAGIC MILK DOWN MY GULLET AND TURNED ME INTO A CHICKEN!!!!! AND ON TOP OF THAT *CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK* I LAID AN EGG! AN EGG!!!!!!!!!!! As far as I’m concerned I’ll call you whatever *CLUCK CLUCK* I want MOOOOOstress >She hits you with a punch but her feathery knuckles feel like a soft breeze, now that she’s standing it’s pretty clear she’s much shorter then the man she used to be and ALOT shorter then the cow.
>>82103002Now we just need some bacon…
Hey pikachu anon wanna continue?
>>82103228>She snapped her beak off with a spritely pop after her impromptu birthing incident probably both aroused and traumatised her.>Of course I was 75% of the way toward a milkgasm thanks to being used as a heavy duty dispenser for milk. I didn't have to look up too much thanks to the hen's dimnuitive frame.H-huff...f-fuck you. I-if you hadn't fucking talked me into this w-e wouldn't be here!M-mooo~G-gah, I fucking hate doing that! Curse that friggin' wolf!
>>82103412Curse the wolf? *CLUCK CLUCK BAWK* as far as I’m concerned you only became a fat cow cause you drank her milk willingly! *CLUCK CLUCK* You forced her delicious wolf milk on me! And I’m still hungry! *CLUCK* >The hen hops forward and willing places her beak ok your nipple and starts suckling once again. Seems like laying an egg can make a girl quite hungry.
>>82103526D-don't you dare-EEEE!~>Owowowowow!>(But also kinda hot.)>Weak and shakey and just a bit too lactate-y I was being drained in a different way and I just couldn't hold on.>My cunt screamed for attention and so my fingers decided to do so while the iron was still hot.>*Schlick-schlick-schlick!~*Gnnnnnh!~M-moooo!~
>>82103684>Another hand, this one soft and feathery (clearly the hens) joins yours and starts playing with your asshole loosely massaging and lightly tickling it. All the while the chicken remains glued to your nipple draining every drop she can from your milk makers.
>>82102433You probably WOULD end up the janitor all things considered, so it's a perfect cover. >first few days>Loona catches you raiding her closet>in your defense you don't have anything but the clothes on your back and you happen to both be the same size in everything
>>82103885>Raiding her closet for clothes.Blitz would be so bad at finance he couldn't even afford a uniform and cleaning supplies for you.
(Sorry, occupied for a few hours)
>>82103807A-A-A....>This is NOT happening!>Spppfffff!~>Everything is on fire and is being electrocuted at the same time. >From the wet pussy to the gushing milk cannons to the now fingered asshole this bitch is getting free reign to play with.W-w-wolf f-fffffucking h-h-hhhheeelp!>But what would be the point? It was just a cow and a hen enjoying themselves in the figurative barn.>The pool of juice and lactate was getting a bit too big.
Wanna continue our date kobold anon?
>>82104039Probably end up having to raid hell's equivalent of a goodwill just to not be nekkid on the regular. Or just cease giving a shit and be nude until they give you clothes or Loona shares.
>>82104157>The hen pulls her head from your nipple for brief second and screams outSUFFER YOU BOVINE BITCH *CLUCK CLAWK!!!!*>Quickly she reattaches herself to your other boob and starts sucking away at a new tap. All the while she slowly begins plunging her feathery fingers into your ass.
>>82104281>Hell>Having a goodwillHaha. Funny joke anon. You're more likely to have succcess mugging a hapless succubus for her clothes than finding one of those around.But hey, it's Hell. I don't think anyone would complain (that much) if your bare bitch butt is hanging out.
>>82104167NTA but hoping you crazy kobolds hit it off
>>82104361(Gotta break for a couple hours)Y-y-Y-y-You biiiiiitch!~>*Schlick-schlick-schlick!~*>*Shuck-shuck-shuck!~*>Suffering wasn't quite the word for it. More like hornily distressed.>Right as she started assaulting the other tit everything just collapsed into orgasmic singularity.>And by that the narrator meant I came like a fountain.Aaaaaaanh!~>Complete with milk and spray.
>>82104429>You're more likely to have succcess mugging a hapless succubus for her clothesI mean...>But hey, it's Hell. I don't think anyone would complain (that much) if your bare bitch butt is hanging out.I'd mind. You don't wander around hell with a bare ass unless you want 37 penises in it.
>>82104755Anon, do not think about mugging succubi.>I'd mind. You don't wander around hell with a bare ass unless you want 37 penises in it.This is true, but do remember where we are. Me personally? I'd rather 37 succubi or lady hounds tongue me but that's a story for another time.
>>82104791>try to get laid>the latent bleach smell of your soul keeps turning people off>Loona labels you the bitchless bitch wonder>you could remind her she's casting stones from a glass mansion but she'd hit you
>>82104840>"Virgin!">"Silence, bitchless one."
>take a nap>there's like 100 new posts, last thread is capped>>82102770>qottcows, obviously>>82103002damn I wish there was a waffle house around here>>82104755>37I bet we could do better
LOONUSSY
>Try Not to Get Raped Challenge: Failed
>>82105153>LOONUSSYLOONUSSYLOONUSSYLOONUSSY!>tfw
>>82105185>easiest challenge ever>can't rape the willing
>>82104918>slowly bonding with Loona over shared femceldom>"Chicks before dicks, or whatever.">"For the last time, I'm a dude.">"Whatever, Miss 'Phantom Cock'."
>>82094105>I pay no mind to how absolutely vocal the vixen is, remembering just how much Krystal could holler when she wants to>It's just like her, to turn a plan gone awry into a full on porn production, and play up her enjoyment>Her concentration must be holding pretty steady though, because I swear she's still the hottest, tightest little vixen I've had the pleasure of working inYou tight fucking vixens are the best>Which is saying something, both in how tight she is naturally, and the way she's squeezing my shaft and the whimpers she's letting off, cause if I didn't know any better, I'd say she's about to cum>Faker~, I'll give her something to climax >Changing my angle of attack on her pussy, I target a certain sweet spot of hers, adding an inch I'd kept in reserve as slam into her->The tight grip of a fox cumming around your dick is hard to miss, fake, or mistake... Fox?>Looking down to confirm orange fur now in place of blue, I blink and keep plowing, assuming I was just imagining things or Krystal was playing some trick>It slowly dawns on me that the trick had already been unveiled, and I'd spent the last few minutes demolishing Fox's virginity>Glowering at Krystal for a moment, there is no hiding what I'm really feeling from the empath: the pleasure and depraved joy I'm experiencing in ruining our magnanimous leader at Krystal's behest, reducing the hero of Corneria to some Sorry, Fox. You might be our leader, but Krystal commands the bedrooms on this ship.>Not that sorry>Stealing a kiss while I can from the bound vixen, I help remove the muzzle while keeping her pinned to the bed by aggrrssively rearranging everything short of her womb>Her legs are going to be jelly after this... least she won't be able to kick my ass for a while.Focus on breathing.>She's going to need it, as a bubbly blue booty parks itself on her snout shortly after, pinning her head to the bed
>>82106048>That sly bitch had planned *all* of this, and the thought alone was enough to make me throb inside the fuck toy I'd once considered a rival, listening to her eagerly eating out her girlfriend.(Went slightly over, didn't want to waste time trimming)
>>82105956Is it really femceldom if you weren't really a femcel to begin with?
>>82104655>Pulling away from the orgasming cow the hen coos and laughs to herself as she watched the cow spasm.*CLUCK BAWKAHAHAHAHAHA* You should take a look at your face girl you look ridiculous!!! >Now licking her beak clean and pruning her feathersYou might look ridiculous but you are certainly delicious MOOstress *CLUCKehehehehe* You might hate being a woman cow girl but I think I could get used to this~ >Another egg pops out Except that part that’ll always be weird!
>>82103388Sorry, something came up and it's late. I'll be back for it tomorrow though!
>>82107485 Gotcha, can’t wait to continue
>>82106667Femcel in body, incel in spirit.
>>82104281I'm sure Blitzo could steal some decent Butch wear, if you ask nicely and promise to join him on errands.>>82107585Bonding with your big 'sister' the only way you two can.Lamenting your shared lack of Rizz.Maybe you can earn some scratch and hire a Succubi.
>>82107977>and promise to join him on errands.You're gonna have so many daddy daughter days if you agree to that. Ah well, maybe a few people will mistake you for a guy if you pass right...>Bonding with your big 'sister' the only way you two can.>Lamenting your shared lack of Rizz.Indeed.>Maybe you can earn some scratch and hire a Succubi.What like, pooling our money? I dunno if she'd be into that but maybe...
>>82107977>scratch and hire a Succubi.>don't want to do the same shit job she does>end up taking job as succubus
>>82108333>end up taking job as succubusSuccubi is a race not a job though, that's like applying to be a professional mexican.
bird up
>>82108367>applying to be mexicanyou can totally take under the table construction jobs
>>82108413Loona (or Loonanon?) got hit with the lactation cookies again...
>>82108152>You're gonna have so many daddy daughter days if you agree to thatWell, it's not like you'll have much else to do with your time. At least there's an exchange here.>Ah well, maybe a few people will mistake you for a guy if you pass rightHopefully, not like you'll totally give in and start dating other guys exclusively.Unless?...
>>82109016>Well, it's not like you'll have much else to do with your time. At least there's an exchange here.Fair. If he's too cheap to give you clothes it's not like he'll get you a phone to goon on. You'd have to borrow Loona's... sure hope she uses a pin and not a face unlock. >Hopefully, not like you'll totally give in and start dating other guys exclusively.>Unless?...I think the fact Loona's bi and that (you) are (hopefully) straight would ensure you maintain boob enjoyer status and become the most insatiable carpet muncher of hell.
>>82108438>be anthro girl for a month>local grocery store already recognizes you as "the girl that buys five boxes of those weird things every week"
Too much?
>>82111993On the contrary you look beautiful darling
Baby bump
>>82111086I wonder if Loona would try to be discreet about things.
>>82114308>become her twin>be nice to everyone>act mousey and submissiveI have a feeling everyone would know in a couple days as she'd just be so mad having to explain your(my) behavior that she'd tell everyone immediately.
>>82114468>people never see (you) and Loona in the same room>they begin to assume she has bpd
>>82114487>the jokes that follow>"of course we believe you">"... your sister gives way better head"
>>82114468That's a very pretty preggers waifur.>I have a feeling everyone would know in a couple days as she'd just be so mad having to explain your(my) behavior that she'd tell everyone immediatelyThat would be pretty funny.The straw to break the camal's back is you being a little too low-tempo and servile, mainly becouse she makes you do stuff so often.How would Moxxie and the rest react?
>>82114630>How would Moxxie and the rest react?I've never actually seen the show
>>82114015hot mama
Want to be so "worried" about the potential threat of hot dragon dick while at the height of my heat, that a couple kobolds seduce me almost without me noticing, until it's far too late.
