I got locked out of my apartment for the last hour, and I just got it opened in by fiddling the door knob with a plastic disposable spoon and a binder clip AMA
did it feel like you're the lockpickinglawyer?
>>82106489fuck no I already broke three of the plastic spoons, I found a total of six from the trash can outside of my apartment
wait, so did you turn the cylinder or just defeat the latching?
>>82106403fiddleriddlediddlediddle fiddleriddlediddlediidle, for three hours I'm at it and... (i don't remember the rest)
>>82106738I went like this and that was enough to open it, I did have to scrape a bit of the door frame though>>82106757>and all the time I thought... oh nooOooOooOoo
>>82106403I really thought either Im going to have to wait until tomorrow for my room mate to came in with his spare or break on of the window panes
Do they still make YTP of this guy
>>82106872YTPs have completely fried my brain, all i can think of with that line is "for three hours I'm at it and all the time my brother's DEAD"
>>82107811 latest poops were just a few days ago>>82107819>for three hours I'm at it and all the time Melanie's lifeless body looks really noice
>>82107811all the time, and often it transcends what you'd normally expect from a YTP. watch Fryciopoop for some examples>>82107982what video was that from?
>>82108282>what video was that from?fuck me if I even remember that was ages ago
>>82106403>AMANo.
>>82106403>oh noooo
>>82108282It’s from Hot FoodDeadfish makes some absolutely mental Michael Rosen YTP, incidentally.
bumping because I like random stories like this without having to go to /r9k/ or whatever
>>82114793I think its 'No Breathing'>>82115593I had to woo my MILF landlady for a spare key that turned out to be a complete dud! awful...
>>82106403master of unlocking
>>82116422...
>>82106403The locks do nothing.They’re just to make stupid people feel safe.
>>82116513>oh nooOooOoo! the moment I dread when door locks goes from being very useful to absolutely fucking not
