haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82097248/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
twinks can stay at my house
i had to go to a population dense area today and it reminded me of why i'd rather kill myself than live near suburbanites
i would be a critter in a fair and just world
>>82109502i dont like staying at your house you always turn the ac down...
shotafies you
wear a jacket, twink
i wish twinks liked me
*dies an unlovable chudposscel*
its been raining all day and its like 4°c outim wearing a jacket a sweater boots and fingerless gloves and im STILL FUCKING COLD... im not made for cold climates even if i love them...
>>82109591how am i supposed to drive now
im a seething fatchud so the cold doesnt bother me
i wish my penis were this small
yjk im about to jerk to diapers instead of studying
i wish my penis were this smell<uploading e8G9uz2e_(1).odor>
>>82109657you have to hitchhike with strange and dangerous men
>>82109686what kind
>>82109699beta chip diaper censor kind
>>82109710you shouldnt do that
>>82109692i don't think that's a real file format
>>82109710what the fuck does that mean
>>82109718its real but its like webp and nothing supports it
it would probably be really easy to send people files for the wrong kind of smelllike you think it's flower or soap but it's butt
>>82109716name one good reason>>82109725<
>>82109758how do u even become the kind of person who is aroused by this
>>82109575i have a gas fireplace you can lie in front of to bask
>>82109794i dont remember
>>82109758youre giving yourself brain damage
hmm brain damage would be neat cuz then i could be the kind of person that goes to the littles panel at a furcon
i used to think i was sad all the time but actually im angry all the time
>>82109937i feel like that. kissing is pretty gross
i wish i were kissing pretty gross
>>82110016kiss me rn
yeah i got a mexican homie named chinese mike
>>82109977i used to feel like that until i tried it, then i couldn't stop making out with tongues. like in hindsight it was way way way too much tongue. i popped my jaw once trying to jam it deeper.
>>82110065i tried it and didnt like it
>>82110039mwahwawa
>>82110065tongue throating is hot
what if we
>>82110179clemgross.bmp
*ungulatr-style kisses you*
>>82110085oh SHIT, sorry. i agree it's abit gross in concept. that's spit in there. do you get grossed out by anal too?
>>82109809sounds dreamy i wish i had one too
>>82110179god i wish
>>82110212i would really like to get a tiny little house with a tiny little wood burning stove and a tiny little boyfriend. if it was two of us tiny might be too small, but i think little houses are cozy.
>>82110212RELEASE HIM
>>82110271i should get a wood stove to sit in front of it and imagine im sharing it with posses>>82110289no hes there for a reason
crazy frog? heh.. to me, he's just a frog.
i think after my parents pass and i'm all alone in the world i'll try streaming and i'll use the parasocial relationship with my viewers as a substitute for family
you can really hear the despair in his voice on this one
>>82110201based
>>82110525even if i dont watch his content i dont like seeing him sad because i associate him with these funny poss edits and its kinda like seeing a poss sad
>>82110566i agree actually. it is funny sometimes to see him try to give an honest and fair review only to be hit with food that will probably make him sick because he tries so hard to be positive and even handed and point out any little good part of the food he orders. but i agree he is extremely possy and i sometimes think of him as kind of sharing what possums who get fast food are experiencing so when he says something is awful it makes me really sad.
i think its retarded to review food, especially fast food of all things
>>82110790it's nice to talk about things
>>82110790one of my facorite post types is when a poss reviews food he got especially if i can get it too
don't understand how im supposed to jerk off to a physical porn comic do i flip through it and hold it open with one hand
>>82110854i think youre supposed to get like fifty of them and pin them to your walls
>>82110854turn the page… wash your hands… turn the page… wash your hands…
>>82110999shaved what
>>82110999i wish i was shaved
>>82110999sniffing him
fops or whatever
>>82110999
>>82111066i love him i want to top him
>>82111095you want to top every boy
GOT A MEXICAN HOMIE NAMED CHINESE MIKE
>>82111221not every one!!! some i want to kiss and beg to worship their wosser!!!
no one wants to top me
>>82110999I shaved my crotch bare once but the pubes grew back all ingrown and it hurt
got a chinese homie named chinese mike
>>82111316his belly button looks weirdly high up on his body in this image
>>82111354its because hes posed weird trying to hide his huge wosser to stop me from hurting myself trying to suck it through the screen
>>82111365if his wosser were truly huge he'd be unable to hide it....
2014 ukulele-strumming blue haired tumblr art school possum gf who keeps making “i wanna die” jokes and is obsessed with adventure time and bee and puppycat
*snatches you like this*
>>82111383you would be surprised…
>>82111500opossums always getting manhandled and bullied haha
>>82111500hey wtf you can't do that...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82111553those cats LOVE getting manhandled>>82111557oh sorry *snatches you like this instead*
Why does every white man with a beard have the facial expression of only being born to be obliterated by a dongfeng missile
im an alcopawsicmew x3
>>82111470ugh
Increases your Clemstrogen dose
>>82111635>tits get smallerwhoa haha
sending face pic on grindr and then getting immediately blocked hurts this poss’s self-esteemy
I wanna see that poss' dick again
>>82111688send face here
i want a big sloppy sugary beverage but i already had one today
>>82111726i wont but im a 5/10 and ive made peace with that
>>82111688it happens possgays on grindr are miserably shallow don't take it too personally possy, i'm sure you look fine
>>82111635thanks
cold so its time to eepgn posses
antho water possum pbf which a pouch for his wosser (only male possum species with a pouch)
>>82111808theyre pretty cool
>>82111825i don't like this video it always looks like he's going to tear the poor opossum in half with his hands
sex with a fursuiter NOWmurrsuiting NOW
>>82111842they unfortunately have to manhandle them quite a bit because they need to check all their physical traits they have like fur patterns tail length and all that... thats why theres a guy circling him and recording everythingits a necessary evil just to make sure all the other water possums are okay
zaries are just too spicy im sorry but i gotta put some crema on you first
>>82111954*puts the crema on my broggle* ty
>>82111975why can't he just sit still? what the fuck is his problem?
can someone post the edgy goth anthro zary again i forget to save pictures
>>82112036
>>82112044i don't believe that was the image
>>82112033broggle 2 big for him smol body
>>82112036can you be more descriptive
>>82112036can you be more specific
>>82112074>>82112076he looked like you would want to kiss him
>>82112074>>82112076
>>82111579
>>82111553this opossum is cute i want to kiss it
>>82112083that's every zary
>>82112083thats not very descriptive...
>>82112083this? maybe?
>>82112199no but i do want to kiss him so thanks
>>82112083but i wanna kiss em all?
>>82112211>noi don't have him then possy sorry....
https://files.catbox.moe/tlr4j9.mp4
>>82112300go gamba go
>>82112300gam bah
hes kind of like if i were a cool monkey with ice powers
>>82112360would
when is btd6 posshouse bloon monkey game night
you have to be brain damages to be into btd
what did posses think of that raccoin game?
>>82112199pooner-coded
>>82112577I saw it when going through games during the spring sale and added it to my wishlist. When it came out I looked through gameplay of it and it really just doesn't seem that good sadly... Not that I'm really hurting for a roguelike, sts2 came out recently, but it's just sad that a fun and cute animal themed one just doesn't have much depth or interestingness to it that makes it fun and replayable, so I'm not going to bother buying it.
got some panda express, gonna drink a lot more than usual cause today sucked shit. fixed some shit at work for free because otherwise my job would fucking suck but i didnt have the right tools so its jank as fuck and probably gonna break again, but im currying favor so i dont get fired so it kinda works out i guess.
>>82112577i liked the demo but i haven't picked up the actual thing yet
i should give my fursona a little bandana
>>82112594you're pooner coded
warrior possums when
>>82112937cutie-coded
>>82109459
girl who is reallyyyyyy into anal
>>82113528dimwitdog my beloved
>>82113689This artist really understands. Poss r sillay
trans guy who is reallyyyyyy into anal
raccy looking kinda...
>>82113528god i wish me
straight couple who are both anal only
im a marxist-leninist
smelly wossers
need constant attention but at the same time i need to be left alone completely
>>82114175damn sorry that really sucksunless you're that guy always bragging about your education and life then hhahahahahaha
im chilly and woke up early
>>82114175that's roughmaybe don't commit arsonand maybe also don't post about it on a heavily monitored websitehope they don't prosecute you as an adult that could be seriously badso long as they don't it'll be fine mommy and daddy will just have to throw a bunch of money at the courts you probably won't even go to juvie if you're a first time offender (depending on the severity of the offense anyways)also probably don't post here as a minorespecially things like the post you referencedand if they did show up because of a report from here they're probably going to scan all posts linked to your IP soooo...
>>82114238bundle up and go back seep
>>82114526if i could do that i wouldnt have gotten out of bed
i don't want to go to sleep because that means i'll wake up and it'll be tomorrow
>>82114552tomorrow happens regardless of you sleeping
>>82114565wrong
>>82114570this little biba never stayed up past midnight before
>>82114526he's hiding a large snoopert
i wish i was girl, and also kitty
you can just be a girl now
>>82114649we all do
i dont want to be a girl but if a wizard turned me into one i wouldn't really care either
need a wizard to turn me into a boy
>>82114760can i suck on your tdick
>>82114771can we like talk for six months first
giwtwm
>>82114874well im going to be thinking about it the whole time and that might make things awkward until after but ok
>>82114902why are her nips and cooch blue
>>82115069shes a robutt
being a chaser is truly the heaviest cross to bear
being a repressing chaser is truly the heaviest cross to bear
>>82115205humiliation ritual
cumming all over your tummy is hot until you need to clean it up
I hate beimg horny in the morning I can't jerk b4 werk but then when I get home I don't feel like wossing
>>82115317seriously, its so fucking annoying how hard it is to clean cum off stuff. getting it out of my pubes and belly hair is horrible. honestly i think id enjoy it if it were some elses cum cause then id get to be annoyed by getting fucked by someone but no, jerking off is just inconvenient.
>>82115375you could shave so it's less annoying
>>82115478no im fat and bald, my bodyhair is my only asset
last time I came on myself I got so annoyed I just cut the hair off instead of deal with it
making room arrangements for a furcon fucking sucks. especially at ones without dedicated con blocks and multiple hotels. i just wanna party with weird faggots without getting kicked out, but its fucking impossible in this hell state.
>btw some gay king decided today is a holiday 1400 years ago so now everything is closed but also the most annoying people on earth are traveling in groups
>>82115737the place i want is fully booked an im on a waiting list. fuck my chungus life ong
made myself sad and angry looking at frotting videos on twitter again
plans for furry convention1) bring a large bag of edibles2) share
this is what it costs to get a room for a full furry convention at the hosting hotelthis doesnt include $200 in parking, the cost of food and such, fuel to get there and back and actually buying shit at the con on top of the actual registration cost
>>82116215oh and this was set up in January, advance booking rate and all, now its $180+ a night
>>82116215That's not a bad rate, but yeah conventions are expensive
tempted to ask if I can leave early but I need money
>>82116393they're making you work on easter?
>>82116419retail is a bitch like that
>>82116438are you getting anything extra for working a holiday?
i want a mcdonalds sausage biscuiti havent had mcdonalds in probably a decade
im learning that they call it hardware because making hardware is hard :c
>>82116512I don't think so but who knowsugh this blows I'm dying
>>82116215this is why you get roommates
>>82116228what con?
>>82116643indyfurcon, labor day weekend in indianapolis >>82116626i am a socially awkward person with no friends that i could bring to a convention
>>82116215just sleep in your car bro lmao
>>82114902i too wish to be a woman :<
my liquor cabinet is almost empty ugh
>>82116763i did this once at a con and it was fucking miserable. never again.
>>82116807how soyou probably just werent comfymaxxing hard enough
>>82116815begging to bum showers from people is humiliating when its the middle of august
>>82116847just dont shower and run water over your head from a bathroom sink to stop your hair from looking too greasy its not hard
shit a dude whos never had to rough it says
>wet paper towels from a sink and rub them all over your body to ghetto showeri just think that you don't know how to homelessmaxx effectively
>>82116960it doesn't work as well as you'd think
>>82116974it doesnt have to work well it just has to prevent you from having to pay $700 for a 3 day hotel room
>>82117015i guess it's fine if you want everyone at the con to avoid you
>>82116534this was a mistakei thought soulless was a reddit meme but holy fuck that was awful in every way
>>82117062im sorry you're fat and ugly and sweaty and cant go 3 days without showering without smelling and looking like a disgusting freak maybe you do need to spend $700 on a hotel room but if you lost weight and stopped being fat maybe you wouldnt have to
>>82117080sorry you've never been to a con
>>82117080youre being a cunt for no reason please exit the thread and come back when youre ready to be nicer
>>82117096oh so now you're projecting and coping and making up lies in order to validate yourself cool cool>>82117098if you can't go 3 days without showering without turning into a disgusting smelly freak then you need to lose weight im sorry but its the truth and sometimes truths are hardh
trying to find a specific gay spongebob rap song and its fucking impossible
>>82117114not at all. i've been to several cons, and the sink shower guys always smelled like shit
>>82117127maybe because they were fat and didnt have aryan genetics yeah
>>82117115have you asked chatgpt?
>>82117139it said youre a retarded faggot
okay look i think i just figured out the scientific equation hereif you have black hair and/or are fat you need $700 for a hotel roomif you have blonde hair and aren't fat then you have aryan genes and are fine to not shower for 3 daysreally life is just a blonde/black dichotomy
>>82117160youve got it backwards. they dont sell deodorant in korea because koreans dont have th stink gene.
>>82117171i didn't say anything about asians retard this is about white people
ok i need to stop poasting and go somewhere to get breakfast
they just invented protogen hormones
hi, im the poss whos going to ifc and spent that amount of money on a hotel room, my total cost without buying stuff at the con is ~$1500 including the hotel, registration, gas, parking and food for the 4ish days, thats just kinda what a decent vacation costs these days if we're being real, it could be the florida keys or visiting times square or climbing mount rainieri am also uniquely equipped to comment on the sleeping in your car and taking rag baths statement as im also bikeposs and the used-to-be-homeless poss, ive taken rag baths with isopropyl alcohol in a walmart parking lot many timesnobody on earth will be fine to not shower for 3 days in the ass end of midwest summer at a furry convention sleeping in their car, you'll be nasty stinky by day 2 regardless even if you dont notice it yourself, other people willdo not be that grossposs at the furry convention, youre making the whole scene look bad
look dude with all the disgusting ugly fat people i have seen at furcons you are just being hyperbolic go suggest a normal nonfat guy will be as bad as them if they dont shower for 3 days
why do you guys reply to sm*ley and then get angry at her when she shitposts and calls you a retard
the way to get showers when youre homeless is just ask people at truck stopstruckers have shitloads of shower credits on their rewards cards, just be polite and direct"hey man, im homeless, do you have an extra shower credit?" and 9/10 times id get a shower that waybecause they dont care, they get like 3 of them every time they fill up the truck, they just print you a ticket at the kiosk and you give a fistbump and they feel good about themselves and you save $12-15 and get to be clean for another dayezit may be a challenge to apply the same thing to a furry convention because they dont really happen where truckstops are
i didnt say this the whole time because i didn't want to distract from the point that you can go a few days without showering if you're not fat and ugly but if you're going there with a car you can find some cheap roach hotel to stay at for cheaper than the con hotel
>>82117417could you also get away with taking a bath in a canal or something, assuming there's no indecent exposure involved
looking at premades to buy and why are furries so fucking SHORT
I love you poss
and I love you too random anon
>anon
>he is tallkekwlmaoing @ your lifego and get leg length reduction surgery, giant
>>82117589can we see your fursuit when you get one
getagf
stop being a fag today
>>82117710no im not doxxing myself
being a homo is a CHOICE
Actually we're doing no girl training because girls are gross and arent for beta cuck faglosers like us
i just go to the musk fetish room and tell the weirdoes there to tonguewash me desui lied ive never been to a furcon sorry :(
>>82117768pee is stored in the balls
>82112199>82111540>82111365>82111316>82111066>82110999>82110179>82109670>>82109937based
haha has been conquered for straightkind everywhere, total straightposs victory!!!!!
>>82117918wait does that mean girls dont pee....?
>>82118028fucking love this pic
ordering dominoes for pickup to eat in public somewhere because i bike am i weird
oh shes on her """"straight"""" shitposting hours
be straight
>>82118265this is ftm
being a homosexual is disgusting btw
>>82118326bestiality porn? fucking basedsomeone link the post so I can see
>>82118393just look it up yourself lazy ass you can see all the posts numbers
sometimes we pizza hardother times we hardly pizza i think you can tell which one im doing today
>>82118417is that ground meat or cheese-boils
bruh whats with these cucks*y 4cringe mods/desuarchive adminsbestiality porn isnt illegal
I mean it obviously wasn't DSA who vouched for him to Trump so who was it?
wrong thread bud this isnt /pol/
>>82118471so true straightsister
>>82118436the latter
the Dick Suck Artists
>>82118393It's not I checked it. it's just a picture of a dog humping a girls leg
happy easter posses. ive been depressed and angry but im gonna try to have a good day!!family get together and i quit drinking so it might be rough, ill probably leave early, but it feels pretty good to not drink anymore.but yeah, happy easter -ur friend, ferks
>>82118525whyre you using a bowser image
>>82118511ok upload it to catbox so i can see
stop being a fag anytime
>>82118568because hes me
>>82118603oh because there was this other guy that would use a bowser avatar and i thought like maybe that was you but i guess that wasnt you then
>>82118619youre talking about the beta guy right? no ferks is worse like all namefags in this thread
be straight for hags
>>82118511no it wasn'tit was a pic of someone sticking their finger in a cats vaginawhy lie
>>82118642nookposter was a funny guy.. people complain a lot about namefags but they don't seem to ignore them
>>82118654is that a beta namefag? i dont browse those threads i just know about the bowser guy because of that time they raided haha
>>82118705yeah
poss best friend that helps me rape women
>>82118648your making shit up now, so I guess you didn't actually see it
updateI need a pbf
imagine actually being a faggot and worrying about getting shit on your dick or some kind of STIcouldn't be me.kys fagposs.
this pizza gettin me full up i might have to bike home with it
>>82118917dont drop it bikeposs
bloody nose is hotbloody teef is scary
>>82118770check the threadpeople immediately knew it was catfag because it was a picture of a cat
>>82118913temu meesh
>>82118974it wasn't a picture of a cat?I saw it when it was posted.
>>82118028need a pgf like this :<
>>82119012>source: i saw it trust me
>>82119012>>78538363
>>82119126so it wasn't a picture of a cat being fingered just a cat on some dude's lap? what?
woke up gornymeant to say horny but you know what let's be gorny
other bikeposs, post your bikethe bike nerd in me wants to see other bikes
>>82118642if you think im bad imagine if i actually *tried* to be annoying. haha, its so easy, im winning without even trying!! but really, idunno why you hate me so much, its kinda cringe. i think you are, unfortunately, just yet another hateful troon. thats what it seems like. prove me wrong if its not true
>>82119426is being disliked 'winning' to you? because thats kind of sad but it at least means you didnt feel bad when smiley started insulting you
>>82119348okalso im an alcoholic im gonna daydrink then study calculus
>>82119520rad
im not really gay, im just a super virgin
virgin gay is the new prison gay
>>82119616i can change both of those things for you.....
>>82119637how
>>82119655hes gonna gape your anus boy
>>82119686oh i dont want that
>>82119702he wont because 95% of posses are bottomshed probably just want to suck your dick or ride your dick
aaa I took one sip of alcohol and already feel the regret
>suck your dickyeah i was joking about doing thatit would've been more clear if i could've found the poss pic i wanted
>joking about sucking dickfake fag detected
i dont think i could let someone suck my dick i mean it would be too scary
we rape women here
if you reallllly wanted me to maybe i could haha y'know
>>82119857what's scary about ityou literally just stand around and do nothing
>>82119963im a virgin and im scared of intimacy emotional and physical
you can suck my dick poss lets erp
>>82120125i only like playful flirting sorry
you have a fetish i dont approve of so im cutting all contact
i look so stupid after trying to shave my ballsthey dont even have that much hair its just my fupa that had hair
i NEED to waste my summer job money on a fursuit
>>82119348my bike is just a normal bike that i bought off facebook market and put an electric motor on to make it an ebike...
why do so many of you want fursuitshow many cons do you guys even go to a year
>>82120473as ive gotten older ive realized i want to do cringe things to explore that part of myselfand part of that is now i have the funds to simply buy a fursuit and see if i like ita lot of the experiences ive heard people have with it is that for some people something sort of clicks into place, a "i get it now" type of moment, and thats something i want to experience if i can
>>82120473i went to a furcon recently and next year when i go again i need to fit in with all the cute animal people its weird and creepy for me to just be walking around with my human body
>sucking dick on easterName a more christian activity.
>>82120825getting my dick sucked
who wants to erp this blessed easter
with you? ew no shitposters are gross
>>82118913legosi looking great after transition
anywayhappy bunny day, posses!how are you guys celebrating?
>>82120888do you just mean showing eachother our penises
>>82121003no i mean erotic roleplaying
>>82121042oh i'm more of a showing my penis and talking about what i'd do to a boy kind of erper i'm not good at character roleplay
thinking about all those times i ate fruit that probably had pesticides on them as a kid and then i understand why i'm so retarded
the government wouldnt let stores sell you things that are bad for you
>>82121220why not
changed my keybindings so badly i have a headache now
>>82121220erm....
i feel lame talking about how bad covid fucked me up but when i had covid i had no access to any sort of medical care and an extended severe fever in winter gave me actual brain damage but i havent really measured how significant, just sometimes i dont function and it scares the hell out of me
>>82121093you dont have to be good at it its still hot anyway
im so pissed off
but why are the cats warring tho
>>82121483cats kill for pleasure and destroy any ecosystem they're allowed to invade
>>82121552no...
have you tried not being a homo?
hey poss do you wanna be girlfriends
>>82121587maybe if i find a nice girl in grad school who's very naive and has a good family
>>82121657based poss wanting one of the more easily controllable ones
not being a homo would actually make dating harder for me desu
i feel like my life would improve by like 50% if i was gay because i wouldnt have to worry about what every random woman i see on the street thinks of me
im bi but im terrified of intimacy so it doesnt matter
girls are fujos so if you want to attract them you have to have gay sex
>>82121672imo it's the dumb but good natured ones that are easy to control, but they also tend to be kind of useless and hopeless and depressed. i like college types because they're more positive and optimistic, they're ambitious and genuinely want to build a life rather than just falling into a rut together.
>>82121823fujos hate actual men and especially gay men
>>82120970daydrinking and eating tacos
>>82121862i know a fujo who loves men to the point of lusting after bears
force fags into a funnel
force *jerks off to feet* fags *punches balls until cumming* into a *dresses up like a serial killer and barks into a camera* funnel *brays*
>>82121937
>>82121883same
I was right about showering in the sink, the only reason why you won't do it because your a snob.
>foxmusknot even hiding anymore
>>82122030same thing as sink pissin. there's no reason you can't piss in a sink. it has a drain, it's liquid, the liquid drains, just warsh it down a little with water when you wash your hands and it's no problem. no turlet needed unless you're a big snob
>>82122030i wash my armpits by the sink sometimes but isnt it difficult to reach all the different areas using a sink
forcing fags...dresses....barking.....
>>82122064sinks don't have the same type of pipes that toilets and shower drains do. Piss WILL erode those pipes away and have buildup. >just wash it down with waterIron + zinc buildup.
>>82122093the sink bath is a classic hoe tactic when you're about to get fucked and you don't have time for a shower. just scoop a handful of water onto your lady parts and rub it in, you're ready to go.
>>82122102aroo aruff
there's also no reason why can't poop in the shower
>don't have time for a showerit's literally less than 5 minutes
>>82122103tell me more about the pipes. what's the difference? piss isn't okay but toothpaste and shaved off hairs is?
>>82122064oh your that snob poss that cried a few months ago over people shitting on your behavior.do not reply to me.
>>82122195>>82122195>>82122195>>82122195
>>82122163Toothpaste gets all clumpy and shit if you let it buildup.Hairs can also get tangled and make a blockage. Poss when is the last time you cleaned out your sink drain??
