/vrlg/ - Virtual Reality Lewd General #3385"Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate"™No Mayo? Edition>New to VR? Start here or on /vrg/:https://rentry.org/4tzqs>18+ Avatar Resources:https://booth.pm/en/items?tags%5B%5D=VRChat&adult=only (Anime models)https://boothplorer.com/items/adult (Use to find assets related to your base)https://gumroad.com/discover (Use to find tech, furry thread is down the block)https://files.catbox.moe/mvgt8p.zip (Bag o' dicks)https://files.catbox.moe/8jvx7e.png (seamless cock matching)>Guide to Avatars utilizing the VCC:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSwMz4WcajQ>OpenVR Advanced Settings (contains playspace mover):https://github.com/OpenVR-Advanced-Settings/OpenVR-AdvancedSettings/releaseshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1009850/OVR_Advanced_Settings/>Other resources (downloads at your own risk):https://rentry.org/vrlgextras>Upcoming Events:>Sister threads>>>/bant/vrlg>>>/soc/vrsgOP template rentry: https://rentry.org/vrlgrentryy/editPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82090544/
First for dying thread
second for skitzo trannies unfriending you
said you want me around and now you don't even talk to mefuck you
>>82112792louky?
i am so lonely
>>82112947wanna cuddle?
>>82112792You too?
guys I just fell over and sliced open my hands and my face
>>82113242That sucks I hope you have a swift recovery
>>82112768Finally... a flavour that I like!
>>82113413yeah, on my way to A&E rn
>>82113641Who? I need!
>>82112792this is likeeeeeeeeeeee the 10th cycle of this happening, ya?
it was worth the $40
>>82113787looks bad
Post some ass
>>82113872
anyone have that skin texture matching guide?or know of a ez technique? using photoshop 2026 (pirated not paid :3)
>>82113940need this on my face
>>82113995https://vrwiki.info/wiki/Color_matchingLemme kno if this works
>>82112907L hasnt been here in months you absolute retard
>if you play vr you can have sexSomehow this doesnt make getting a VR headset any more tempting.
>>82114145>If you play VR, you can be the girl and get fuckedHow about now?
>>82112792umi...
>>82114229I like being a man and don't like being fucked. I'll get a headset when the steam thingy comes out or if theres a better alternative + not dead inside.
>>82114137I like shitting on him each chance I get since he still looks at the thread
>>82114264How much of a man are you? Will you stand proud and be a normal dude or end up getting fucked like a girl for validation once the troons come for you?Good luck anon, you will need it.
Sloppy toppy window closed it's so over
I like Shannon, but we have barely anything 0ther than being the same age alike, and I have no ide how to talk with 90% of his friends
>>82114264Frotting with your bros...
give me some sad music to listen to anons
>>82114631If I wanna feel sad I just think about my life and memories of the past
>>82114495its because none of them are actually friends
>>82114717Feels that way, just a bunch of clout chasers standing around thinking they are part of the popular clique.
>>82114818sums up shannon too
Sloppy toppy needed
>>82115005hint
>>82115068bunny suit
>>82115074retard more
>>82115081Sorry wanted to make the joke, but for a better hint, bunny suit with bulge
>>82115102hiiii P
>>82115102K...
EU Trash in six hours, bunny breeding edition
Someone caught feelings for me despite telling them I don't want to lead them on. What do?
>>82115511Send him a pic of what you look like irl since in 99% of cases these retards fall in love with the female avatar you are wearing.
>>82115541Sorry but I like men.
>>82115541Problem is the larping goes so deep now they’ll wait till you’re face to face to realize they’re prison gay
>>82115601Ouch, I did not think it was that bad nowdays. Used to be lonely prison gay men just fell in love with the female avatar, if the dude acted alot like a women the process was just faster.Just tell them you don't e date and any form of romance should start irl.>>82115552Spoken like a true virtue signaling prison gay man.
i really really need to get my dick sucked by a cute plum
>>82115662hint?
horny..
ya me 2
>>82115309i am using up every condom
>>82115541I did that once and it ended with the guy sending me dickpic every week.
I don't know how to make friends. I don't believe I have anything to offer another person. I don't have anything to say in any social setting.
>>82115541that's actually a good idea damn
>>82115909omg me neither
>>82115920Dpesn't even need to be face, just ike 'yeah i'm a guy' photo works
>>82115909>I don't believe I have anything to offer another personif you don't see friendships as a transaction you'll realise it's no tabout "what is he getting out of it" or "how can i profit off this guy'" but rather "how do i enjoy the moment"
>>82115804uhu
only 9am and already had like 700 kcal
>>82116401>only 9am and already had breakfastthat's normal
>>82116401I love Easter.
>>82116401You....had a medium sized breakfast?If there was a good source of protein that isnt bad. Or were you eating things like muffins amd sweets so it wont tide you over all day?
>>82116539>>82116542>>82116543i would really rather not go over 1500 in a day though so i have like one solid meal left and thats all i get
>>82116568if you ate to live instead of lived to eat this wouldn't be a problem
>>82112768me on the right
>>82116401that's alot of cum
>>82115941everything is transactional. You are only "enjoying the moment" because you are gaining something you like about that person.
>>82116568Ive been eating 1 meal a day at 4pm for 12 years Its all about WHAT you eat. 700 is not much at all and what you perceive as hunger isnt actually hunger. You can easily do a 3 day fast with the most minor of effort right now. The issue is keeping it up long term. If 1500 is a large calorie change for your fat ass,it will be hard to keep up long term. Find your daily expenditure, eat 500 less, and stop taking shortcuts. 700 for breakfast could easily last you all day if you were eating good foods instead of sugary nonsense
>>82116682It's this autistic mindset that disallows you to actually make friends. Youre "technically" correct, but the mere fact you showed you needed to correct it, shows more of what you value. This will increase your struggle to make friends your entire life, and you will blame them, when youa re at fault, forever
>>82116696the hard part is trying to find a meal thats easy to make in bulk and wont get boring after a week of eating it desu
>>82116707When did I blame another person? I am the piece of trash with nothing to offer others. It's my fault I am a loser.
i don't like tranny shit
>>82116731I meal prep 2 different meals every sunday and swap weekly Just keep the same general macros
>>82113707p sure thats joe
I love tranny cock
>>82117042hiii
>Foid got the ick watching me suck dick and bottomwtf you guys told me fujos loved that stuff
>>82117132SAUCE NOW
Need to see ass
>>82117132it is LITERALLY me i cant believe i only just found it
>>82117175
>>82117222>>82117227would
>>82117227ill give TDA's shit for alot of things but one thing i wont is their phys bones generally are great, desu.
>>82117119Dude people have had their dogs stop listening after seeing them take cock. Society naturally treats "takers" as lesser If youre worried about your image in that way, good luck my dude. Its not impossible to be respected while taking it, but it is a hit on the respectability for most people without conscious thought
>>82117074Need to push your tits against the glass
>>82117220 meant for>>82117169https://exhentai.org/g/2804885/8ed564c8bc/ignore my retardedness oops
>>82117227ass tattoos look grody>>82117236lol when the tda moves even slightly it's like an earthquake
>>82117267>males onlyerm...
>>82117305What the sigma?
>>82117222damn, looking good S
Need this...
>>82117340me on the left
>>82117340My kipfel (hung) on the left
>Gas is $4.20 a gallon>Domestic spending being cut to keep Israel safe Huge shoutout to the retards who couldn’t vote for the woman
>>82117378It’s unironically only going to get worse. The literal last boats from the strait are arriving/have already arrived and prices right now are only artificially being kept down. It’s going to skyrocket everywhere all at once. Unironically getting a few Jerry cans of gas now and storing it is a smart idea. I feel so fucking bad for the Australians and everyone else south of the equator. This winter is going to fucking suck.
Even: go to trash meetOdd: don't
doesn't matter to me until they cut my autismbux to fund israel
>>82117378would've happened either way, both are jew puppets and both parties have always been jew puppets. america is cooked
>>82117074I like this outfit, but it's missing the gloves and the strap that connects the two wrists.
>>82117424>both sidesshut the fuck up
>>82117340source
>>82117378>>82117400>>82117424>>>/pol/
>>82117428I'll make the gloves myself but I refuse to make the strap. The weighting is going to be aids.
>>82117434its true, stay mad cause america is just a jewish puppet no matter what
>>82117436https://nhentai.net/g/481139/
>>82117434toppest goy
Jew puppet~! Jew puppet~! Nonny is a Jew puppet~!
>>82117434its true you cumguzzler the epstein files literally proves both sides are blackmailed assets for the ziotards
Can't wait to knot someone at the trash meet today Awoooo!
>>82113641im gonna put you on your bottom arc till your pregnant
How to not get attached after having sex?
>>82117507have more sex with strangers
I've already jerked off to J bottoming
>>82117507Start bottomingBottoms have no sense of loyalty
>>82117497>tfw won't be the one getting knotted
>>82117457hot
>>82117533Not with that attitude~
>>82117289some of them yeah definitely but the "okay" ones have it nailed to an art form at this point
>>82117521Post pics
>>82117329please post more ass
>>82117619No
I will only join today's meet if I get DMed and asked to wear a cage
>>82117549I want to see bg pg and bb get BLACKED by S
MY FUCKING DICK HURTS
>>82117719you might need a nurse to look at that
>>82117784no fuck fight sadly my cock is on cool down
>>82117569Wanna bet?
took a piss after holding it for 3 hours
Pisscord...
>>82117719>MY DICK HURTS
>>82118029can i join pisscord...
>>82117719Nice Teto reference!
>>82117400Hoarding resources, so you can be more comfortable when the wave hits.We are not going to survive capitalism I swear.
Found this while making time for EU trash. It might be a know world already but in case that isn't, is a really featured slave auction place for RP. .https://vrchat.com/home/world/wrld_0d91e1f3-ae34-4b53-bda2-42ba2953c5f7/info
>>82118177if capitalism actually worked fuel would be through the roof currently. The governments of the world are artificially keeping the price down to prevent a fuel run in the hopes that the strait will magically reopen itself. Thats not happening any time soon and even if it did reopen today it takes weeks for the super tankers to reach their destination ports. Theres going to be a few months where fuel is going to get retardedly expensive. tl;dr capitalism works when its not being manipulated like it is right now
>>82118275some nations are already rationing electricity and forcing businesses, government offices, and schools to close at least one day a week because of whats currently happening but its widely underreported.
>>82113707J~>>82117498Nyo >:3
>>82117656>no dm
>>82118315Hi Shannon't:3
I showed J my spade tattoos and he got mad at me instead of raping me
>>82118320stay gone, arrowslash
I'm gonna sleep at EU trash
>>82118351Good That mean's J has integrity and self respect, unlike you.
>>82118411I made it upI enjoy saying ridiculous and false things about posters here to cause controversy
>>82118354he's a cute autistic failmale though
>>82118177>We are not going to survive capitalism I swear.*jewswe are not going to survive Jewish CreditismThe system hasn't been run on real, tangible capital ever since the gold standard died and everyone started trading the American Monopoly Dollarydoo.Look up Dodge Brothers V Ford Motor Co.Look up the old Dodge Brothers logoRealise that Ford was the very model of the 'noble businessman' and got kneecapped for trying to improve the lives of workers rather than enrich parasites.
I hope my vrfu will be at trash today...
>>82118612i hope my vrfu won't
can we have a pastebin of good coomer worlds like private kinky worlds with toys / gimmicks and animations
>>82118662sexploration....
>>82116696didn't read your post but that image is so fucking hot i need that to be me so fucking badly
she is such a quirky chungus <3
>>82118746>she
>>82118345dont be mean to joe his kumaly is better than mine and ive also given up on mine and gone back to selestia for the time being, i may do another try but for now im okay being selestia again.BE NICE TO JOE!
>>82118746no clue how people watch/enjoy reddit headlines man
>still no dm
>>82118746God I love boobs so much
https://vrch.at/sqjj46svTime for sunday's meet bunny hunting then stuffing them
>>82118572AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>82118835Please do not
nah this is just evil
>>82118859well well well if these arent the conseQuences of your actions
>>82118892Alright, I laughed at this one.
got attacked by throt the unclean gonna be delayed for the meed how bothersome
>>82118345It looks nothing like shannon
>>82118859Need to put my horse cock in you.
would be funny if all the blacked posting was a pysop by serg
>>82119052billions must laugh
would be funny if I got groomed by a tranny to become their tranny friend groups cunny onahole
>>82119151If you're over 17 they're not interested
>>82119151tfw nobody to forcefem me..
>>82119151i pick a new one every couple months, so maybe we can work something out
>>82119167Sex
Why's nobody at the meet
cake ragequitted after someone came in, asQuing where the bbx was
>>82119238its easter sunday
post users list and I might join
>>82118833lineup status?
>>82119238not interested in hearing faces and kyrah go at it
>>82119280cum say hello and find out
>>82119282same, and let's not talk about hiragana and arrowslash being there
>>82119318AS is good for a cumdump
>>82119238it's 3am and all i really want is to cuddle or get bounced on while i do nothing
>>82119344i'll cuddle you :3
>>82119329lmao I only see him being a silent creepy wallflower while everyone has sex or yap with friends
>>82119388The rizz required to put a load in his throat is not very high anon, do better
you're going to hell for doing gay shit on d*g's holiest holiday.
>>82119414I wish I did more
>>82119405but why would I do that?
>>82119437If you're not into it you're not into it I guess. There are few you can actually treat as fuck meat and not give a flying shit if you're going too hard.
>>82119303nyo i dont think i will :3
>>82117434>"the uni party will stay in power as they will placate the masses with 2 sides to argue with. 1 will play the leader and 1 the aggressor, and when the aggressor gets enough following, they will become the leader and the former will take the place of the latter. Endless cycle while the singular uni party controls both. This is done to keep the people from ever gaining strength or knowledge. This is done to keep you docile." - Fucking Adolf Hitler Same reason they dont ever show his speeches translated in American schools. Parts of it might just make sense
>>82119414i just came twice
If I see someone in an avatar like this I am doing this to them
>>82118746lol fag
>no knot
>>82118746tfw no futa mommy to watch penguin0 with
what's a good robot cock model?
>>82119766the tory humanoid cock for runa
weed anyone?
Yep time for that empty feeling again
>>82119958I could get stoned tonight...
>>82120068that could work, im getting a 2G aio vape and some joints
>>82119151Here's some anons that would love to do this for you https://vrchat.com/home/user/usr_8e0e0331-ff6a-41d0-9c3c-f0db54a39967https://vrchat.com/home/user/usr_b1846711-4364-4af9-9abe-ce87943dc0d9https://vrchat.com/home/user/usr_85ad28f1-d346-4747-a5ca-b726fe631ffa
>>82117378>1 gal (US) = 3.785411784 LGas has never been $4.20 a gallon here.
>>82120131but anon you forgot me...
>>82120264it just hit that here
>>82118746please whisper sweet nothings in my ear
>>82120131at least one of those is just a gay guy and that throws your whole post into question
Cum
>>82120459sex
https://exhentai.org/g/3601761/0089ba6848/me and who?
>>82120374all three are trans or nonbinary but still on E anon
>>82120131why does sippbox wear BrandonFM on his collar?
>>82117378I'm thankful I didn't vote for the Women whose policies were "WE ARENT ORANGE MAN" and "IMPORT INFINITE BROWNS"
>>82120761yeah why import the jews when you can just give them infinite money for a fake war paid for by your citizens
>>82120761I’d rather import 500,000 beaners than fund another war in the Middle East
>>82120751why do you care
>>82120847another 500.000 Beaners for this gentleman and another 1 billion to Israel
>>82120761as opposed to trump's "i am orange man" and "import street shitters that take jobs whites actually do"
>>82117305
>>82120884if you lose your job to a pajeet you probably sucked at it.
>>82117378It feels fake growing up in the world where Bush invaded a country on false pretenses to prop up the petrodollar and not even twenty years later the zogpuppet in charge does it all over again.The Chinese century can't come soon enough. At least their food is palatable.
i still think its weird how depressed/etc you can get when being tired
This could make me worse.
>>82120935>At least their food is palatable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04&t=1s
bbc at meet or no
>>82121075dont worry about it
>>82121063You're so porpagandized that you instantly reached for the food comment whilst ignoring the scathing remark on the War on Terror.>b-but what about muh Cheez Whiz and McSlop???What about the weddings your president who won the peace prize bombed? What about the 6.5k service members KIA to fight a regime YOU propped up?I don't have nigger fatigue, I have yank fatigue. Niggers are just a symptom of the JewSA.
ok Carl hope the chinese century works out for u.
carl is right for once. the jews will kill us next
>>82120959replace girl with boy and my life is yours