Easter editionPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81987525/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP?][Poochyena] >>81302412 >>81399524[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959More in the rentry above.
>Pokémon of the threadLugia>QoTTWould you want your wife to give you eggs?
>>82134249Just noticed I updated my template but still managed to fuck up and somehow copy the old one. Sorry.[Updated][Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t
Does egg production go both ways?
>>82136792Unlikely that human wombs are capable of that, but nothing stopping you from inserting eggs in there, if that's your thing
Is it true that most Sylveons are in love with their trainers?>>82136792Usually after the mother, but who knows how their genes interact with human females
>>82136792Imagine the calcium deficiency
Good bunny day was had, reignited my interest in my own bunny
Need to have my Bunny in my lap all day, demanding attention while I try to get work done
how can any man resist?
>>82141491>fuck once>many eggs come outI still don't get it, the twins come directly from one egg
It's funny how adding a heart shape to the tail made Pikachu so much more sexy
big bird butt
Not a bunny.But a pin furred Chinchilla with cute bows and rinestone Glasses is adorable.
>>82143993I think I congratulated you in /pgg/She's exceptionally adorable
>>82138508>You're an amateur pokemon breeder, and the local pokemon school needs Eevees for their incoming students>Your breeding pair Jolteon and Sylveon have suddenly stopped getting along, and the deadline is rapidly approaching>Some might say that you've taken some drastic measures>Others would say that you've been fucking your Vaporeon>She's catching her breath after you've coaxed the latest egg out of her body, and you slide her bowl of water closer so she doesn't need to reach to drink>There's a cracking sound from your left>The first of the eggs has started to hatch>You help Vaporeon over to watch as the little Eevee pushes its way out of the shell>Mama Vaporeon gives her baby a few licks>And then, uh...>Starts eating the egg shell...>As she crunches away you look around the room at the more than a dozen eggs she's laid in the last few days>Deadline or no, she needs a break
>>82144960Wish I could actually pet her, chinchillas are some of the softest creatures alive, add to that they don't dust bathe like real chinchillas.
Laying that many eggs would need a replenishment of nutrients, so eating the egg remnants is the equivalent of eating the placenta that most predator animals do.
>>82146004>most predator animalsCows and deers are not predators, you can change that to most animals
>>82146077Now THAT I didn't know, I just know I have seen dogs cats and raccoons do it.
>>82146573I bet you also didn't know these bigger herbivores eat bugs and baby rabbits (or other tiny defenseless animals) if they happen to cross their path.Turns out animals aren't as picky as kids believe
>>82134285Hugs over everything.
Imagine the purrs
And another
>>82146705No I knew that one.
>>82134285>qotti have strong feelings in both directions -- being able to have crazy raw sex because pokemon and humans can't reproduce is hot, but so is having crazy raw sex even though pokemon and humans can reproduce.
>>82146929>settling into the tent for the night>she slips out of her ball, hits you with that stare as she lays down Oh yeah, there's some heavy petting happening later
Cool, thread got made. Was thinking of doing it when I got home if there wasn't one up. Just didn't feel right now having one around. I approve of bunny mating OP.
I'm still so stuck on mu favorite bunny, especially with champions coming out. I need to fill out my needy bunny with every inch she screams for.
>>82153112Hey MA, wanna trade in pocket and get the tasks done?
this artist never misses
>>82146899Need.
freaky lopunny wife
careful around dark types, they're a bad influence
>>82157122Needs less poffins.
>>82158546
>>82134285nobody gives a fuck about Lugia?
>>82143993Hang on, is that Miss Razzelberry?
>>82153204 (me)Supplementary list of duplicates up for trade
>>82157122Overweight or just a ruse? You never know with these fucks
>>82162560Magby for...?
>>82162222yep, and my desert scrubland home.
>>82153204>>82162560Sure, if you wanna. Though my list of full art dupes is...substantial, so getting it all together will take a little bit. Here's part one.
There we go, sheesh. Sorry bout the wait, spent most of the day at a surgery center. Take your pick while I go get some dinner. Oh, and that wasn't me you responded to. I just made the one bunny post.
>>82159728My beloved CLANG
>>82165881
>>82166918So precious.
>>82165912Blushing dragons!
>Audino thread got deletedBoooooooooo
taking the initiative
>>82165080Oof, sorry about the bother.If there's something you don't have among mine of the respective rarity, how about:Shiny 2* Pidge1* DragoniteFor instance?We can also go all out and you can pick everything you don't have... If you want!>>82165260I hope all is okay there.>wasn't meOops.>>82163909If you're not Mawile Anon, post what you've got duplicates of
did a funni edit on a card for some anons, might as well drop it here
>>82170726
>>82170225No bother at all, it's the least I can do for being such an asshole. If those are the ones you want, then I believe I'll trade em for the 1* Groudon and shiny Darkrai. Seem like decent trades. Also, check out which immersive card I pulled in the morning. Can't believe Pocket has get me thinking about cat ass like this.>I hope all is okay there.It's fine, but I am going to be helping with driving for a decent amount of time.Holy FUCK, I do not believe it. I just pulled the 2* full art holo Mega Charizard and a shiny Ponyta in the same pack. Not a godpack but still amazing. Ponyta especially puts a smile on my face, always wanted the blue fire horse.
>>82170225Not much, but how does the new empoleon full art sound?
>>82169317Where, /v/? /vpiss/?
Pretty kitty
>>82174822On /v/ https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736574383/The thread on /vp/ is still alive>>>/vp/59145963
>>82175082Wrong post but it still redirects to the same thread>>>/vp/59139804
>>82157122Silly Rua! You can't just illusion tits onto yourself! I'm gonna try to grab them and when I feel nothing but fur, I'm gonna be disappointed and have to punish you.
>>82142742That's maternal twinsPaternal twins are from multiple eggs dropping at once.
Water jugs.
>>82163935It turned out that I have you on pogo, on spoofing accounts but not on real ones for some reason.>>82170706kek nice>>82171322Thanks for the birb! Hope you like the purple fart. Next up, Groudon.>for being such an assholeStop it now>check out which immersive card I pulled in the morningGreat stuff, I'm jealous. Love Mew. Congrats.>cat assMew isn't a cat, nobody can convince me ever>2* full art holo Mega Charizard and a shiny Ponyta in the same packEven more grats! It's the same zard I got earlier, right?>>82173334I got it already, but we can still do it, no prob. Are you the squirrel anon?
>>82175082Ah yes, a thread that doesn't even have any cropped porn or the like. It even has got a cute Flygon maid.Speaking of which, I caught a perfect dmax female Trapinch in the morning. Very happy with her, already evolved and cute. >>>/vp/59145246Flygon recently has been really trying hard to wiggle into my life, I'm seeing the cuties everywhere. And they are accepted with open arms.
>>82181984Yes my name on TCGP is PachyRoc
>>82182288It's up. Good night in the meantime
>>82182443Sent, hi Hawg.Looks like are already buds here too.
Pokephile bump
>>82134249
Blacked is spamming thread again, watch out
>>82169535underrated mon
>>82157122I want them to step on me
>>82184810Love feesh
>>82181984Heh, purple fart. The immersive is kind of alright, was expecting a bit more than just Mew and a bunch of cutesy pokemon on floating patches of land. Honestly, it may be my least favorite of the bunch after reviewing all the ones I have. Forgot how cool Meowth's is, since it doesn't even focus on it and just shows the fantastical parade. Though it's really hard to top how cool Dialga and Mewtwo are. I suppose I like this card more than Mega Charizard Y, at least. The main appeal really is Mew's big fat ass.>Mew isn't a cat, nobody can convince me everThat is a hill I will let you die on, I have no interest in even trying to convince. Not sure if it's the same zard card, honestly. So, Fini? A little surprised at that choice, never heard you say anything about her. If you're interested in something else I might have or a different legendary, I'm all ears. But otherwise yeah, I'll give her to you. Just want to confirm it first.>Stop it nowYou know it's true.
I love my little blue puppy wife, even if she insists she's big and strong and hates being called a puppy.
>>82191043
>>82189118I thought Fini had a more fitting value for a stupid Tropius than shinies, especially shiny regionals.
Tsareena Trop Kick got buffed from 70 to 85 base power LET'S GO FRUIT BROS!
>>82192338Come on man, I wouldn't have gone through the trouble of putting all of these up for trade if I wasn't willing to part with one. Hell, I don't even remember which ones I marked were regional shinies. Just pick one.
>>82197922Decided it is, although I can't force you to proceed so it is what it is
>>82198835Very well then. I just wanted to give you something nice for your troubles, but if you insist. Not like I can't say Tapu Fini isn't a very attractive girl.>not a single good image of her getting some dickMan, that's disappointing. I did like this one, though.
Spinda absolutely locks the fuck in when there's human penis inside of them
Fat.
>>82202371
>>82202385
>>82201270>tfw no Mewtwo using her psychic powers against me
Psychic type pokemon who uses her powers to brainwash you, carving herself into the deepest crevices of your subconscious: She is your wifeYou love your wifeYou have eyes for only your wifeYou don't find any female, human, pokemon, or otherwise, as beautiful as your wifeYour wife makes you feel goodYou love to make your wife feel goodYou want to start a family with your wifeYou want to have lots and lots of babies with your wifeIf your wife doesn't have an egg growing inside of her, you want to put an egg inside of your wifeand then after she cums post nut clarity hits and she feels guilty and undoes it all
>>82181984>>82189118>>82192338>>82197922Why is this cat literally built for sex? What were they thinking when they designed her?
>>82205001>Why is this cat literally built for sex?Mew is the progenitor of all Pokemon, so naturally it would be built for sex.
>>82134249am i basic for liking gardevoirs?
>>82205113does it matter?
>>82205187yes. the opinions of strangers online are very important to me
>>82205113>Lonely nature>+Attack, -DefenseTruly awful. At least it isn't Brave.
>>82205344well, off nature pokemon are only good for one thing
>>82205604i think this one is slop
>>82205113Liking Gardevoir is essentially the same as liking vanilla. Popularity isn't usually the best measure of quality, but sometimes there's a reason everyone likes it. Because it tastes beautiful and goes with everything. You can never go wrong with loving a cute, pretty, slender monster woman whose emotions are tied to you and is devoted to your well-being. Loving her as much as you can both mentally, emotionally, and physically only strengthens the bond. Shit, I got myself in the mood for her.
>>82205113>>82205187I really love Gardevoir and Lucario, both of which have breached their containment niche and have entered normie sphere for the waifu wars. Heck Gardevoir made it really far for Queen of /v/ even. Having a pokemon attuned to (you) and able to understand your feelings that either of you might not be able to put into words that goes both ways sounds wonderful. It would be an absurdly strong foundation to build love and friendship on.
Yo, pokemon_(species) tag is at 621k
I have spent quite a few hours trying to get a shiny gard, but I don't really like to get a shiny Lucario...Blue is OP I guess.
>>82160872Lug-who?
>>82208905>not "Who-gia?"
Hey, since pokemon doing some magic friendship bond things is literally canon, and humans have weird type-adjacent powers already besides the obvious fight and psychic.Does fucking a pokemon or type of pokemon do something to your dick?And is it permanent?Asking for a friend
>>82207171>>82207753good point
pet? slave? partner? wife?are pokemon intelligent enough to have kinks?
>>82211024All evidence presented in the games, be they main or side series, points to pretty much all pokemon being about as intelligent as humans. Sometimes way more, if some Pokedex entries are to be taken seriously.
>>82211024lot of pokemon types are intelligent enough to pass the harkness test. And I'll bet many of them learned about kinks. I would bet bondage is pretty common
pokemon girls that are into gokkun
>>82211024If they acted as smart as they actually are they'd be made to pay taxes
>pokemon in lingere
>>82210295If you fuck poison types long enough your dick swells bigger and poison traces act as very mild irritantsFighting types literally just work you out Dark types are kinda stinky but some mons are into that. Mostly ghost and physic for different reasons. Probably pheromones.Fire and ice types change the temperature of your junk a bit
>>82211791definitely I need a fighting type then, 'cause I'm lazy as fuck
Would you?
>>82199801>Not like I can't say Tapu Fini isn't a very attractive girl.Nice triple negative. Are you saying Fini isn't attractive? I think she is attractive, but it's difficult to work with the shell. Unless she has full freedom inside of it. Even better if you can join her inside.Before I forget again: grats on the ribbon with your levitating fetus jelly thing
>>82199801Literally one gif
Lele has got a lot more than that, I wonder why
>>82211496>>82211509>>82211689so, slave then?
>>82208044and people still doubt that pokemon are made for the yiff
Since Mawile's big ponytail mouth is the real one, that means the little "fake" mouth on its face is actually just an organ for kissing humans and accommodating human penis.
Omg Delphox <3>>82215006I think both are real but only her small mouth has got a tongueI like to imagine that her hair-jaws are only for attacking and crushing things
>>82215359I checked the dex entries, and I had misremembered how they went. I had thought that one of them had said that Mawile's cute gremlin body is fake and that the mouth is the real pokemon, but I think I was getting mixed up by pokemon like Girafarig and Wobbufet and just thinking Mawile was one of those kinds of freaks. Almost all of its dex entries just say that the ponytail "mouth" is actually a modified pair of horns, but Ultra Moon alone claims that it's actually a real mouth that it can use to eat, specifically that it uses it to eat foods it doesn't like since it can't taste anything.
How does one put a Dream Eater Gengar on a diet?
>>82216781Sitting on human faces for multiple hours a day and exercising her with the Eat Out manuever.
>>82213257yeah but they enjoy it. You really think a creature with the power to erase your mind or break your limbs would allow themselves to be kept as a slave unless they wanted it?
>>82210295First: that picture is funny, wtf?Second: post leg you durant
>>82218651There's a 4mb size limit, the og is 6mbhttps://static1.e621.net/data/2d/55/2d55fa21c95e3fc6d1c08eec30938c84.png
>>82210295Hey hey people, Magmanon hereWould it be too wanky if >>82210295 comes up?Probably wouldn't besides a joke like pic related>Spend days plowing Dark/dark/dark/fire/poison coochie>Run into anime-style psychic which are basically wizards>Counter by literally zipping off pants>Pic related
>>82210295I've been waiting for a chart like this, I love this concept. Poison came out exactly as I figured.
>>82211590Sauce?>>82211689I mean galar did introduce pokejobs so their trainer probably has to pay taxes for their 'mons
>>82221521
>the trainer's team is six females>you just know
11
>>82225485post slutty pokemonor you'll turn into one
>>82225497I was gonna give you shit for the quality of that image. But instead, I did some diggin'- and found out the artist did a very limited distribution of it. What was the point of that?
>>82225579take a guess
>>82225579i have the actual version of it. its 17 mb
>>82212522Yes, I am saying she's attractive. I really should be more considerate, given the language barrier. Apologies. I say she can just do whatever she wants, who are we as mere humans to say otherwise? Thank you, I was really happy to get her to best buddy. Reuniclus has long been one of my favorite so to finally achieve the shiny form felt amazing.>>82212779Not a single good one.>>82212856Likely because she's more cutesy than Fini.
>>82225663i do enjoy rilex lennov's art
>>82225663I honestly believe that simply distributing images for free and letting wealthy people give you a tip nets you more more money than paywalling everything. But what do I know? I've never tried any of this.>>82225670I'd ask you to share but I don't really care that much about it. I'll wait until sombody more interested in it asks.
>>82225764https://imgur.com/hE0Nthwquit being lame and shake your cottontail
>>82225754Then you should save it properly.
>>82225804
>>82225810https://nitter.net/pokelenov/status/1090393468038463488
>>82225804lol they already nuked the imgurdesu i don't save a lot of stuff, just keep the address
>>82223317This thing is so overrated.But I admit these pics are cute.
>>82211761
>>82225941that's vintage goods right there
>>82226064oldest picture i have in my gardevoir folder
>>82226107oldest relevant picture in my fapfolder
one of my favorites
>>82225865>overratedAdmit it - you like her. She's certainly better than the other two options.
>>82226493>you like herNo.>better than the other two optionsWhen the bar is so low, is that really an achievement?
>>82225485Thank you for your service.As your reward, you get to date Officer Delphox, and *you* will apply those manacles.
>>82226806Many were monitoring thread, I myself had a post prepared (see >>82225865). That anon simply posted first because it was a low-effort bump.
>>82226948If we were on page 11, then it was a very welcome low effort bump
>Zerokun suspended on twitteranyway
>>82226153naughty chicken
>>82213257they insist upon it
>>82226153pokemon were built for bullet vibrators
I hired this Miltank to stare at you.
>>82232038she is kinda cute
>>82232038Miltank looks really cute with smaller teats
>You taste something warm, creamy, and sweet as you wake up>Your eyes flutter open to find a pale belly and pink teats dangling in front of your face>Miltank climbed into bed with you to feed you "breakfast" again
>>82233508>You don't even own a Miltank
>>82233508pic rel>>82233609yeah Miltank owns (you)
>>82233833>>82233508>tfw iwn imagine the weight pressing down on me she demands her morning milk either
>>82233460Latias would be nice to hug from behind.
>>82233833good morning cunnilingus/69, it gets her milk flowing
>>82134285>Would you want your wife to give you eggs?Wouldn't want it any other way>>82137441Yes, they evolve from affection
>>82145971I've touched a real chinchilla, the fur is extremely soft. However, they also chew on cables and in general are a bit of a menace.>>82147837Consider:>low baseline chance of eggnancy>higher when it's mating season (I don't like the term heat)>you fuck her brains out every day, wishing for an egg>nothing ever happens>you suspect that either of you is infertile or you were lied to, and that it's impossible>one day your waifu snatches your hand and pulls it over her womb, making you feel something smooth inside>it's been many months or years, but finally, your love have borne fruit
>2nd hundo dmax Trapinch femalegame's trying to tell me something but I already know it
selective breeding
>>82237049>selective breedingWhat did he mean by that?
>>82211887Damn right. Hags need love too.
Pokemon journeys are a team effort
>>82248768I wonder how would he react to mine...
Mew!
Always a treat to see my beloved plane
>first time SM>first Salandit met is femaleYeahin contrast in pogo it took literal years to meet one
lol, creative
>>82251047whathis
>>82252079The newest sims shit but from nintendo, called tomodachi life
>>82250488Are there any cute charm pokemon available in Alolan before you reach Salandit?
>>82253057Yeah, I think Igglybuff
Are Nidoqueen's breasts filled with toxins?
>>82253794Go-Gurt™
>Find an old chest full of family heirlooms in your great grandfather's attic>There is stuff going all the way back to your great-great-great grandfather's time in the Galaxy Survey Team in Hisui>You find his journal and start reading>It starts out pretty normal>And then he catches a Gardevoir>The rest of the journal is just recounting their freaky sexual exploits in lurid detail>This fucking Gardevoir is probably on your family tree>You stop reading and get back to digging through the old trunk>You find on an old, weathered apricorn pokeball>It suddenly springs open on its own>Out pops... a Gardevoir>It sucks your dick without even the barest moment of hesitation
Them normalfags will try everything to keep out competition
>>82246176>pokemon who have been selectively bred in captivity tend to have better stats and aesthetically pleasing features than their wild counterparts>pokemon caught in the wild can hold their own>however selectively bred pokemon usually outperform them>selectively bred pokemon are also more amiable towards their masters than wild pokemon>they are often more "agreeable" to participating in certain acts with their master because of this>acts that wild pokemon would refuse to engage in
>>82254696>showing their pokemon affection in the wrong wayThat is? She's not gonna name examples? No?Second: who the fuck is she to know what is wrong and right affection between two others?>their pokemon might not enjoy itEmphasis on might, you don't know shit, dumb whore>it might end up backfiringWhat does it mean again?>people don't have the right knowledge about their pokemonAnd this ugly shitface does, because... she just does, mkay?>I hope people can *sound of choking on cum*Can you take Typhlosion's dick out of your mouth when you speak?also masters is absolute garbage
>>82254696Showing my pokemon affection the wrong way by not fucking her while in heat.
>>82254696Clearly she's on our side, guys - the only way you could "show your Pokemon affection in the wrong way" is to completely ignore their needs and treat them like animals instead of equals. Thus, she's urging you to fuck your Pokemon, marry your Pokemon, and pamper them - it's the only right way to raise them, and it saddens Kris to see people feeding their Pokemon from dog bowls an the such. Given how happy her Totodile is, it's clear she must take his dick after every battle.
unf this lugia lookin mighty good
Well... She seems to like it...
I wanna plant my seed in Venusaur's womb.
>>82254696Kris has always been open about preferring to help wild Pokemon with their rutting instead.
>>82226107>>82226153Oldest picture I have in my Pokemon folder. You can't tell, but Staryu is having the time of its life.
>>82261669Fuck...I used to have this image at higher res, but the cucks at e621 deleted it in their pussyout purge
>>82263738That image is still up due to Safe rating, and its Gelbooru source id=19004 has a top comment pointing to the Gelbooru instance of the preceding sex at id=19951. The same artist's work with the privilege of being e621's oldest with the Pokephilia tag (#551) can be found at gelbooru id=5505535 from it somehow taking 12 years for somebody to fish up a higher res version. Not all the sources work, but Status:Deleted still shows the entries.
>>82258680perfectly normal to play with you miltank's udders in the open
Weavile is such a perfect little dragonslayer. Fast, strong, and extremely effective... If only she wasn't so bratty all the time.
>>82269285A little unfortunate that insomniacovrlrd doesn't/can't do Pokemon porn anymore, but his knockoff Pokemon porn is so good that I don't consider it much of a loss. It's just a shame that the loss of the Pokemon IP means no more Pokephilia, or the equivalent thereof for fakemons I guess. There were a few humanxnotpokemon pieces early on after he made the switch, but I'm not sure humans even exist in the setting now.
