hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4723>"Multi-Dimensional" edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By ThisIsARealAccount>Vipers, Nights, and French Fries (Ch. 16)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By MetalStone>Interpol Hearts (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/73403321By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Anonymous>Mother Knows Best (Completed)https://rentry.co/oitookf4By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 29)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By ScaryDrPepper>Specimen Six (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758By Anon_Writfriend>A Tale of Feathers and Armor (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78336936By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Veeanon>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By SomehingToForget>Milk and Honeyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/81909011By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>Blood, Beauty, and Booze (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77796356By A_Smiling_Face>Securities Fraud and Forbidden Love (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54539599[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82141054Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
In talking with my gf about missing deadlines I've decided that the next update to Foxing is end of day (EOD) Tuesday, which is tomorrow. Motherfuckers.That said, I am hard at work on completing and polishing this update. It is DIRECTLY related to the NEXT update to Foxing, which will be EOD Friday or Saturday. my partner says if I miss my deadline she's going to crush my balls with a vise so I'm going as slow as possible.
>>82147417You're dating a cute anthro of some kind, right?
>>82147400MORGAN OH MY GOD NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>82147417>gfOLIVER BETRAYED US
Thoughts on Hannah wearing diapers during long gaming sessions?
>>82147524She has a piss jar like every gamer
>>82147417>oliver has been dating a human bitch all this timeGODAMNIT OLIVER, I FUCKING TRUSTED YOUYOU CUNT
>>82147405I should add this game has microgames you can play for rewards, as well as a warioware segment, meaning we have 2 warioware things going on right now
>>82147549does morgan have any funny quips or references to us besides 4chan terminologydoes she know about "the incident"
bird cloaca erotic
filtering my morning coffee but instead of water i use paw sweat
>>82147582>cloacaThose are clearly a seperate pussy and butthole
>>82147607reaching into my bag of fritos and finding only sweaty paws instead
>>82147607Vaginal bacon tier post. Seek asylums.
/feetpaw/, you have your own thread
>>82147737I'm happy this thread exists, thanks, anon
>>82147580I like the angle pun i did
>>82147417Thank goodness, I always need more written waifurs.
>>82147737*doesn't post in that thread*
>>82147471No a foid>>82147493I had a gf since i released lof lad. she's great>>82147541LISTENLISTENIf she could be a cute antrho gal.... well... i'd sell the world. but she's the next best thing, OKAY>>82147778It's gonna fucking happen. Damn I love whiskey. One flashback scene (brief, update 1) and a real ass scene to follow up on when Elia and Gullen reach Ciril, their "home" city
>>82147493Human gf but she's a fursuiterwould you?
Lucky (You)!
>>82147932Need zorn of that green hag
>>82147932This won't hurt, will it?
>>82147974just a bit when you start, but then it'll feel really good
>>82147964Also funny that her first ever drawings are immediately marriage ones
>>82147974you will be melded, everything she feels, you will feel
Why do faggots have the right to post non-/hmofa/ shit here and expect people to accept it?
>>82147990You will be Melvin, brother of the Joker
https://youtu.be/xrero6JDcvA?si=dClLtZ3dZtTGeFsY
>>82147982>>82147990UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMaybe we can stay as separate bodiesY'know, so we can have sex, right?
>>82148013>>82148025short anthros that feel entitled to everything
There are tricky woodland creatures out there that look like this.This is a warning.
>>82148079She look cute but I take your warning i will stay away
The fact that I can pick up any chick that crosses my path except for an anthro one (bunnies specifically) gravely upsets me
>>82148079WHERE
>>82148177I never noticed Pim's cock sticking out from his shorts before.
You should get ready to sleep, fellas.
blue bird moment
>”Sorry ms. Bnuuy, the MPA rated this movie as ‘No Singles’ Without a boyfriend, I cannot allow you in. I can allow you into the 3pm showing of ‘Cuckquean: the movie”. Take your popcorn and head down to theatre 5 on the left.”
Canines suffer the most from anthrophobia
Make sure to stay up tonight, Anons. Working better past midnight when it's all quiet really cuts down the stress and worry.
>When I was down, you'd pick me up.>When I was low, you'd raise me up.>RAISE ME UP! YOU TOOK ME HIGHER!
>>82148237Giving me gassy vibes
>>82148245Robert is like a psychiatrist except instead of helping you he tears you down even further.
>>82147852Does she know about your uh... hobbies? Your hmofa hobbies?
>>82148329not him but my gf WANTS to be the anthro. it's not that unusual anymore
Imagine the hugs
>>82148347Never ask a hmofa enjoyer the species of his girlfriend>Insert image of muscular human man next to human woman in a fursuit here
>>82147932cormorant is so funny i love him. i'm also a little afraid of him.
pillaging by bandit yigger parties slowed development in the colonies for most of the decade
>>82148414>i'm also a little afraid of him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzItS5BmUNw
>>82148433Giving a yigger a rubber necklace during black history month, also, Googling the meaning of hyena as it pertains to Africans!
yo mama so NIGGER
>>82148444Dimgits
im tired of coming home from work and having missed several threads. is this the new normal now.
>>82148558Is ok I love you
>>82148558now?
>>82148546Yep they still happen
Redraw this but it's Tori testing out her new jetpack on a pissed off Hhloe
>>82148444my brain is wrong, and instead of finding this comics funny, I find it sad.
>>82148602Hhloe
>>82148602Minhee fighting Kelly
>>82148621Hhloe, the mutant clone of Chloe that's even smaller
smelliest thread in trash
>>82148618As the old saying goes, you can lead a dim-witted dog to a chasm of dicks, but you can't make her build dick-based countermeasures to ensure her survival, or something. I believe that was how it went.
>>82148676dim was blinded by the promise of infinity; her greed will now consume her, much like the fabled story of king midasonly its penises instead of goldlike- like a whole lot of penises. just a frankly upsetting amount
>>82148619One pice
Remembered a waifur I thought up once after reading a post here, dug this up from the archive, I'll go look for the stock broker parrot green tooWhat do you think?>Sweet, kind collie gf>Has the cutest laugh, always there to cheer you up, loves to wear beautiful dresses for you>Loves sewing and is an excellent baker>You will never run out of scarfs, sweaters, or really most clothing as long as she has a say in it>And for being a dog she can make a lot of amazing chocolate treats>Expert Linux user>She doesn't really care that much about computers, it's just that her dad is a computer scientist and taught her a lot. Family computer they had growing up ran Linux so it's just what she got used to>Larping Linux nerds seethe when they're arguing about distro choice or package managers or something and she briefly interjects with far more knowledge on the matter than them, despite not really caring and not even sticking around to continue the argument>Because why would she? You two have a date tonight and she needs to pick out something nice to wear, she doesn't worry herself with silly arguments like thatShe was raised on Debian then UbuntuShe used to play Flash games on the family computer and use it for schoolwork, and of course her dad's computer lessonsHer dad doesn't mind that she didn't become a computer scientist like him he's pretty supportive
>>82148729israel
I cant wait to just sit down now and draw Ivy after a quick gaming session!
>>82148783*gooning session
>>82148783she's my favorite gargoyle
>>82148635you would think that first h meant huge
>>82148619>greater sage-grouseNah, you ain't gonna fool me. I know those breasts are fake.
eggs and bnuy
>>82148783This isn't your Discord, press alt + tab.
>>82148783Ivy my beloved!
>>82148803Not the gargoyle ;3
>>82148783better be the right ivy....>>82148836we're going to make it fit
>>82148839Umm okay unc
Found the parrot one, wrote this after playing Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (hell of a name) for the first time Sorry for reposting again but I have had this parrot and the collie stuck in my head today, I wish I could draw cause then I'd draw them and get it out of my system >Parrot wife comes home from a long day at the office>She's a stock broker, the market takes up so much of her thoughts>And today her husband has learned a bit of what that's like>"Darling, I'm home!">"...Darling?">"Where is he..">She suddenly hears talking coming from the bedroom>She starts walking towards it, the sound getting louder as she does>It's her husband's voice, and he seems to be talking to himself>"Okay it's looking good, we just need another 4k we can do it.">"Sell, sell, sell!">A loud sigh of relief is heard>"That'll do it, just enough.">"He just got hit by a hovercar, do it now!">"Short! That! Baby!">She opens the door and steps into the room>"What the hell are you doing?">"Uhh... Investing.">"In what?">"I, Eh... Just come look.">"Okay..">She walks over and looks at the computer screen>"What is this?">"A game.">"About investing.">"Yes.">"In babies.">"...Yes.">She raises an eyebrow at him>"Well, sort of. Let me explain.">"Please do because this is getting confusing.">She places a hand on his shoulder, her feathers soft and well preened, as they both turn their gaze back towards the screen>He starts to explain it>"So there's these terminals right? And they let you see the future, but the thing about it is..."I picture the parrot wife as having yellow and green feathers, with a bit of orange and light red, and wearing a white blazer that she adjusts to show off her cleavage when she's alone with her human husband
>>82148809It stands for Hlittle
>>82148783Big things are happening.>>82148888czech't
>>82148888Digits demand it, someone draw an even smaller Chloe
>>82148951So adorable!
>>82148888yeenlets never prosper lmao
Mm.. Big fluffy women..
Damn it I already wanna make another mod. I really wanna see grumpy Chloe going through the week>>82148963Oh no what have I done, she can't possibly get any smaller
/hmofa/ games I think I could make somewhat soonish/hmofa/ snake, because that is literally a beginner programming project /hmofa/ fnaf clone, because surely they can't be THAT hard to make"Five Nights at Morgan's Skate Club" or something silly like that
>>82149040six-shootin' yeehaw...
Lizardwomen make the best wives
>>82149134How would Argonian butt feel to the touch?
>>82149166Ever seen big squishy tegu jowls?
>>82149109I wonder how Vee and Cassidy would get along. A smooth-talking sexy lady and a cranky, nervous wreck would have a really fun buddy cop dynamic
Post waifurs in slutty tactical combat gear
Was just listening to Six Days by Colonel Bagshot. Eerie timing. Waifurs for this feeling?
>>82149262
Does anybody know if I can just download the new stuff that was added to a mega folder i previously downloaded or do I have to redo the whole thing?
>>82149166Lizards also store fat similar to mammals. Most reptiles have 2 types of scales. A harder thicker scale that covers most of their body and a softer smoother scales usually on their soft underside. The soft scales are more pliable and very smooth like glass. Reptiles store a lot of extra fat in their tails and being over fed/fat actually increases the female's fertility. Beware fat tailed reptile female anthros if you have no condoms or birth control on hand.
>>82149239I haven't read her comic, but she's like a demon hunter or something. I want to see Vee hipcheck her into the town well
>>82147852She at least got a fursona,right?...
>>82149307>Vee ragdolling people with a hipcheckOh goodness I felt my heart flutter
>>82149321She can do that cursed Dreamworks dance thing where people lock their head in place and just roll their body like a whip while standing place. It makes a satisfying gear snapping sound
>>82149278I'd like to see her, that fat dude(i forgot his name) and syringa competing in a paintball match. I think it'd be funny
>>82148866>>82148951I like this critter.
>>82149358I think that's the first time someone's told me how one of my own characters works. I like your funny idea so I'll say you're right, thanks anon
>>82149425>(Forgot his name)Manager>competing in a paintball matchThis was actually an idea I had. I should just make it and not worry about "where" it fits in the timeline, like a standalone C&H arc.
>>82149452Missouri River nymph.
>>82149452Shes amazing, cute with a funny personality to boot!
>>82148836Can't ever have enough bnuuys. Cute.
>>82149530god
>>82149530>voice of a child va in the "pilot"Eh, not a deal breaker. Would still break her
>>82148836speckled buns are cute
>>82149562...not that kind of nymph.
I've been having some schizophrenic thoughts about hmofa and I'm not sure if I should share them. It's nothing to do with drama or anything, more esoteric.
What if you made a cow joke to your minotaur wife and she hit you with this look?(This is in no way a future thingy)
>>82147549Based screenshot IYKYK
everyone knows dragons are sluts for human cock.They capture princesses to get the attention of knights after all!
>>82149752Give her a kiss on the schnoz to distract her. Also that looks pretty darn good.
>>82149752stares bovidly
Whats with all the gay homosex feelings?where's the stories of just treating a fur girl as a fluffy cumrag?
>>82149825>>>/trash/collared/Pornbrained gooner
>>82149825The feelings are what make the fucking BETTER!
bab created
>>82149813I love this
>>82149879How many man can say they've put a baby into their anthro wife? Never enough.MAKE MORE BABIES
>>82150023gonna have to call the ghostbusters since it looks like Abe's spirit is on the loose again
>>82147974She has such sights to show youPain, pleasure, how we swing between themShe thinks you might enjoy such a ride as well
>>82150047he's the proud leader of the kingdom of /hmofa/ now...
>>82148245Go back to your second job, Robert, Mr Goldstein needs you waging
You ever just meet someone and can immediately tell they're a furfag from the way they draw animals?
>>82148444>FINALLY TONIGHT, SHE CAN COMPLETE THE DICKSHIP AND RETURN HOME TO DICK PLANET
>>82150097Grorious reader Shinzo Abe.
waifurs dropping purified hydrogen trvkes
>>82148871Tomato your supposed to short the baby BEFORE it gets hit by a car, you lose your position when it dies
Was browsing through some super old art sites and came across this cute Coon with a gun. The timestamp said it came from all the way back in 04".Thought I would share it with you guys since Coons are sparse around here.
>>82150253Coons are like bears, 99.9% of their art is turbo fagshit. I do love a rare waifur though.
>>82150253I was crawling Yerf around a year and a half ago and found some neat stuff. I recall looking up one of the artists I liked and found out she was a licensed zoologist now, so that's cool
>>82149879UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH IMAGINE THE OKAYADON
Would your Waifur rescue you from a zombie apocalypse?
Here comes the little morg
>>82150207Kek, was not aware there's other Tomato viewers in here
>>82150415I give her my .50 cal and make her defeat all zombies within the time limit (if she fails, I kill her with my mind)>>82150427creepypasta minigame morg
>>82150427Hacked my game to play as Morgan
Hey guys. OctaviaAnon here. Someone asked me if I had an idea for a fully original story after My Saving Grace is finished. And I did a long time ago having just remembered the memory.“Sandy Lament”Trapped in the clutches of a dying world, Lazarus and his team of bandits roam the lands in a fight for survival.Stumbling upon a crashed probe, it contains what the people of planet Kronos believed to be an impossibility: a holographic video proving the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial civilizations.With this new opportunity to save themselves and their people, Lazarus must take the thieves across the deadly Abyssal Desert to relay the probe to the last remaining leaders of the world.Watch as the ragtag bandits face terrifying monsters, discover lost truths, and race against time to live a better life.(Yes, there are anthros in this story.)Would (You) read it?
>>82150558Hmmm that's interesting. Sort of reminds me of Homeworld.
>>82149879YOOO! LORE! What a happy family, things turned out alright.
that gazelle model man good fucking god
>>82150692show us
>>82150558species of waifur?
>>82150699tiny renders are all he posted right now but it's pretty much superior to the film model. just... man
>>82150714Thinking of either a desert snake or bird. With Octavia being my waifur I might be somewhat biased.
>>82150726>defined tummyoh no
>>82150744
>>82150735snake better cuz snake beat bird
>>82150735Go with the bird the bird is the word
>>82150431I am a man of many tastes
>>82150726He definitely had a lot of fun with her hoof... feet, huh?
Recommend an ongoing story to read. I will give a barely coherent review.
>>82150810The uhhh, Rimworld one. Blood and Dust.
>>82150810I will recommend stories written as scripts
