/beta/
wally be like my classmates think im weird because i told the japanese girl i gooned to her and she told everyone
the amazing digital gooncave
lgbt subway be like would you like sone wokeisserie chicken
hamnet? I guess we can't say hamlet anymore. they took the L and gave it to the GBTQ. what's happening? what's going on?
send onion chicken teriyaki
chickity china the chinese chicken
sendy italian
the amazing digital subway
>>82165538this is milly (im guessing at his heritage)
(pointing at milly) that's milly
who was milly before milly
who should i send to
>>82167378echo
so does anyone else occassionally get a random 2 seconds of perfect clarity where you fully realise and feel just how far downhill your life has gone and the fact that it's 2026 and not 2021 but then your brain immediately shuts down and corrects itself back to normal
real eyes realise real lies
she believed
>>82168349yes
somebody is going to have fun as a soldier in the forever war once they learn it's not their fight anymore
you can call trans women daddy you know. the cool ones love it.
dom who pretends to be a sub if her ego isn't stroked sufficiently
denpafish is having another meltdown its cute
i hope she gets her youtube back
Guhhh… It feels so good burying my greasy gross fat nerd dick in Narmea's massive oppai… Those huge tits taking in my whole disgusting otaku fatass body despite her tiny frame, fuck, I can't get enough…
thats nice wally
guh
sent a couple hundred
asked a couple questions
stocked a couple shelves
wally doesn't even call you brown anymore he just looks at you like this
pmbo (pooping my butt off)
she got another 30 out of me
Oh look, a thread just for me.>>82170750Hope I don't have to do another 30...
>>82170761>>82170750samefag newfag
the cream always rises to the top. and I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy
permission to kill myself your honor
I Have No Shelf But I Must Stock
babe wake up new summoning salt
wizard who sits down to eat but forgot to buy salt so he just says summoning salt
wizard who summons 200 shotguns and leaves them lying around
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
wizard who summons a fifth of vodka directly into his stomach and then goes for a drive
wizard who uses doordash because he wants to support the gig economy
telling my domme I can't send x amount she asks for because I haven't learned that number in school yet
playing champions with dolly
pixel foid
man champions looks like some dogshit
Pretty feet <3
>>82172040what if frenchy (a boy) did this
>>82172044its him in the picture
i'm a goofy gooner
i'm gay and i like eating poop
>>82172075is it yummy
>>82172044he would do this>>82164423
>>82172108no it sucks
>do drugs make you feel good
>>82172132not always. some people like feeling bad.
>>82172108yes it rules
>>82172139there's not a single drug in the world that makes you feel bad and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise
>>82172147educate yourself.
bro put a period at the end of his sentence, watch out guys
i am not... your bro...
>>82170009i dont understand
>>82172248you think too small
uhhh yeah can I get the thick thighs pussy salad
i want that one
the ocky way
thick thighs pussy salad the loooong way
just had a historically bad day today and my coworker is talkin bout some “i dreamed you turned into roblox” not now bro
dreaming my coworker turned into that roblox game that killed the kid via an epileptic seizure and having a similar seizure in my sleep and dying but nobody knows it was because of roblox
that e-sex was shit, you had krisp on the whole time
>>82172537jej
wally if he had friends be like hey can you turn your mic sensitivity up i can't hear you shitting
darth, am i more of a kiki or a bouba?i'd say you're more of a kiki, milord.*grumble* ...fine
thank you for making it easier for me to dissociate from the past by forcing that other name instead, gonna be a good day today
wally waldoson is your legal name
wally be like no i actually like it when you call me wally now it's not cope
bro thinks a grown ass man is legally named wally waldoson lmfao im dead
im ralph waldo wallyson now hehe
no Ralph's is a different store
has the drug abuse gotten so bad that he's mixing up what chain grocery store he works at now? jeez...
>>82172130cute
god made you the color of poopies son im crine
>>82175269CUTE
>>82171916UOOOHHH UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Sendies~
Askies~
Might've told a transgirl I'd be paying for her to get a cage...
>her
>>82178372Transwomen are women and trans rights are human rights!
playing emperor has no clothes with the mentally ill and encouraging child abuse is a human right now huh
67
why does cutting people off online turn into being cyberstalked for the next 2 years
the vaguepost king
huevos pata
https://x.com/FalconryFinance/status/2041851149830246680wallys had enough
nigga screenshot
nigga mad
all you had to do was send me enough to live
hello whiteboi
stupid ahh whiteboi
>>82180098hiii :3
krusty
zesty
get a lil denppy
"Data centers use all the water" is "vaccines cause autism" for people with graduate degrees
no its notand nobody here has a graduate degree
i havent had a milkshake in 2 weeks
I'm on levels of denppy you can't even fathom
cocaine cocaine cocaine cocaine wally
>>82180022he wishes he had the guts to do this to his store
>>82180022why would he say an hero
you should show us your brass balls and show us how arson is done
is cierra cisfoid
>>82180471no shes an autistic tgirl
rephrase your question not using the language of gender confused school shooters
>>82180497lame but cute hrtittiesis she "transphobic"
>>82180526genuinely what kind of nigga finds this appealing
block the face out with an emoji or something and id goon to it
>>82180526>that thin>double chin
>>82180592jared ofc
hey cabron, I need to see your balls
>>82180619thats just his hair
>>82180526surely they could have had the foresight to be like "yeah this pics dogshit hang on im gonna try to take a few more"
femboys have no sense of what makes a good photo whatsoever
>>82180818oh lol
Tell them Kiki Ash said you can say tranny.
>>82181832bankruptcy bait
>>82181832askruptcy bait
>>82180526this, too, is wally walter waldoson the third
theyre kicking me out of clocky girl basketball for shouting brick everytime one of them tries to shoot a 3
>>82180526wally be like
>>82181794
doj echo jared, we're being called out......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84B-MPFaj5Y
i wish i had a bully
i wish i had a wally
wully
>>82184413Trust me, you don't
you dont know if he does or not fucko
>>82184301i told you we're being called out
i would keep my wally in the basement like the torture goblin
Free Wally
>>82184525>6:14 am
get yo get yo money
>>82184301dangerous games is a terrible title for this subjectmakes it sound like a victorian romance or something
>>82184301>>82184525shut up waldo
>>82184761kys nigger hehe
>>82184747>female galladenot how it works retard secondary
>>82184826female gallade is in champions grandpa get with the times
>>82184826your so mad
the addition of female gallade implies the existence of a male gallade when you think about it
non binary gallade anyone
thick thighs gallade nbussy salad
what was that lil nigga
I said wally works at walmart
his naaaame is waldo and he wooooorks at walmart
thats crazy
microwaving bagels with a cheese slice on it for dinner
wally be like toire wa doko desu ka while licking his lips
what an odd thing to say
wally eat da poopoo
haha wally does eat poop good one
is that really your fetish
yes
i wasnt asking you
a dom needs to drink plenty of water to make sure their sub stays hydrated
the minions go bee-do
>>82185739that doesnt make any sense what do you mean ohhh okay i get it
does she have a paci
don't you?
does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
not always
there goes your bank account
watch it as it goes
pacis aren't that expensive bud
i was quoting the fire video
it might be a good video but idk if id call it fire
stop talking like a nigger
calm down wally
wally be like you're brown like my favorite food (poop)
fuck you
>>82186676milly's poop*
>>82186688i'm a stupid nigger subhuman*
fuck you leatherman
do you think beta has ever made wally cry
would you cum if it did
no but it would be funny
if you say so
>>82186814yeah lol
yeah you got me, im here crying right now actually sniffle waaaah boohoo hehe
seems like there's no answer that'll make you happy
>>82187094can you record a vocaroo instead
sorry im too stupid and old to figure out how to do that on my jitterbug phone
tf is a jitterbug phone fuck you unc with your arcane ass references
yet he still insists he's not 58
no im older than that
>>82187121a vocaroo would make me happy
why do you want to masturbate to a 45 year old man crying
wally is kinda like howard hamlin minus the job and success and hair and friends
you're not a real stocker
wally, you're a shitty stocker. but you're a hell of a greeter. so get out there and greet!
do you think wally ever bumps his back on a shelf and feels the years of alcoholism all come back to him at once in the form of cirrhosis
you think an awful lot about this man
haha! you just got denppy'd! reply saying "denppy" or forever live with no denppy
denppy!
>>82187593denppy
maybe wally is the one mass reporting denpafish on youtube
uhhhh yeah sure its the walluminati controlling everything behind the scenes hehe
>>82187667your so mad
>>82187632non 0 chance
your so obsessed
and im supposed to know or care who the fuck that is?
>>82187700
imagine not knowing denpa
oh no guys he's double posting again
your tranny groomer bubble isnt as important in the world as you want to think it is
i can't imagine a world where im not denppy
then there was wally two timeshe said everything twice like i'm gonna go stock the shelves, stock the shelves
i can't imagine a world where you aren't cutting the veggies for the sandwiches every day
>>82187754jej
>>82187760do you wake up after nightmares in cold sweats screaming milly or something why are you obsessed with him
unlike the bit about me stocking shelves or whatever its his present day reality
the only bits here are the ones you stock on the shelves in the tool department
>>82187774so what is your name then huh? might as well have all the actors on our stage introduce themselves
bro said actors on our stage like we're not talking about his real life
oh so you are an anonymous coward and are nobody got it
all the world's indeed a shelf and we are merely stockers
>>82187840you know who i am ;-)
i'm do(j)lly
waldoj
>>82187859no? fucking say your name then bitch, because anyone who actually knows me actually knows that i have not worked that shitty retail hell in years, meaning you dont know me, meaning i dont know you, meaning your opinion holds as much weight as your nonexistent testicles
>>82187802bros talking like a jrpg villain
>>82187891JEJ
>>82187891you realize this is no better than the redditor tendency to frame everything in terms of harry potter and star wars references
>>82187891it does sound like something you'd hear in symphony of the night lol
darth wall(y)
>>82187907your so mad
ok manbaby what game does that sound like now
wally be like I need to see your balls
>>82187890eheh i think you do wally...
this dude don't play no games, doesn't watch movies or listen to music just at the crib rawdogging life
can you call it rawdogging if he's constantly drunk or high on either heroin or cocaine or some combination of the three?
im gonna assume that in brazil heroin flows like water, thats why he assumes its the same in the west and is projecting hard and insisting on this narrative, probably also why his father left before he was bornand being brown in a nonwhite country he also cant get a full ride through university like he could here, if they even existed anywhere within 100 miles of his favela, so he cant conceive of anyone he knows ever attending one
rawstocking shelves
hey wally can you make your posts shorter or make a vocaroo next time
>>82187969you can indulge in such diversions and not have it be your entire personality and frame of reference for anything that occurs in the world>>82187950no?>>82188001lick my cum
wally be like i dream of places where heroin flows like water
maybe someone told wally poop transplants treat autism in some people and that's why he's been eating so much of it
but yeah keep fucking vagueposting instead of actually answering because you are a cowardly piece of shit manbaby who cant stand behind your own words, fuck off im going to bed
see you in an hour when the shakes wake you up
>>82188143Smug uma...
my favorite pokemon is sendy shocks
i bet those old people didn't think they were signing up to live at sendpiper crossing am i right guys
i like eating poop
>>82188447why
I like the amazing digital gooncave wanna kiss
>>82188449the taste
does it taste like larp
what does larp taste like
you're the expert
another day being a neet making a caged up wagie cuck suck his dildo on command
>>82188548cute
>>82188572he's older than me, that only makes it more cute!
larp larp larp sahur
finding perverts like this one around these parts ain't even that hard, how am I larping
dildos only exist in porn how stupid do you think we are
fuck he got me....
>>82188837me when ive been shot:
>>82188678he sounds stupid
>>82188872and that's a good thing
another day being a neet watching tv playing with toys
lol
i hate going to the bathroom so i just poop my pants
>>82189101one word for you buddy: poop. bucket.
you're shitting yourself! poop is coming out of your fuckin asshole!
no not yet
such an awesome response to that accusation, like it will happen but it's not happening yet so step off bitch
>>82188885do you really like that hes old?
>>82189242yes, dominating someone older than me makes it more enjoyable
Chemotherapy Vanguard VCR R
licking my girl's pits to deodorize that's my Native tongue
reminder that /pol/ is a thing thanks to jeffrey epstein
reminder that 4chan is a thing thanks to mooteveryone say thanks moot
>>82189313youre enjoyable
>>82189417trans ppl just be saying anything
left on read in the 4chan thread unlucky
>>82189439aww thank you anon
>>82189532you have to go back
Modern Warfare 2's Weirdly Forgotten DLC Pack
came to stocking
answered to questions
>>82189532
>>82189900this is why i dont post pictures
>>82188548hnnnnnnnng giwtwmwagesluts exist to serve neets
>>82188548what kind of neet are you
tfw none of the neets you messaged will findom you
>>82189966i hate how hard it is to find genuinely entitled and cocky ones all of them are so meek and pathetic that isnt what my dick wants at all
>>82189966Right? Who knew it would be so difficult.
>>82189982iktfeven if you explicitly ask for findom (which takes 99% of the fun out of it) it's insanely rare to find a confident bully
just make the sandwich lil wagie
I guess he was able to stave off the shakes longer than I thought
what
>>82190157>>82189982what can we do to make the hunt easier?
>>82190386i like how he looks disappointed when he says he wants to keep it
>>82189924facts >>82189953just a neet
>>82190463homophobia is bad
grandpa, I'm tired of living on the farm! I wanna go live in the city!
i can't let you go there, little man. if you go live in the city you're gonna get sissified
>>82190818guy who missed the reference:
>>82190615its good
>>82190857you're good (flirting)
but what does any of this have to do with me (wally) and walmart, like i dont even know why its /beta/ when it should be more like /alphagodswithamazinglivesandwally/ hehhe
oh no he's back
>>82190884you mean yippie hes back?? hehe i bring yall together silly alpha god
holy shit he made a meme about himself
>>82190860no im bad
do you think they'll make a knowyourmeme page about him when he finally ends it all
>>82190898im sorry i ate from the tree of knowledge and ventured out into the world to work at walmart instead of being a sexually desirable neet for yall anymore all those years back hehe>>82190914you mean me anon? hehe you can use the reply function on 4chan to ask me things directly too
sometimes i look at someones throne account and feel bad ill never be able to make that much
>>82190940why not take the wally pill and join me at the happiest place on earth? https://careers.walmart.com/
don't click that's it's a phishing attempt
my penis getting hard thinking of grooming yall into working at walmart with me, like i dont even need to get viagra (cause im so old and it dont work so good you see) from our pharmacy for this
wally the type to actually try to get someone he hates to download a keylogger
wally ate from the tree of savings
>>82190951>>82190973im afraid i dont understand hehe, sorry im pretty stupid and dont know any of this fancy hacker techno gobbledygook, but maybe our associates in electronics can get ya sorted out>>82190981save money live better!!
>>82190940it feels like i do this almost daily
I think he's broken again
>>82191018im not broke! ive got my walmart paycheck hehe>>82191008have you considered an exciting career in retail at the big w?
nobody calls it that
>>82191008whos do you look at
>>82191076i call it that but more like im the big w but ya knooow its my world and you just shop in it>>82191090https://walmart.com/
>>82191090everyone i come over on twitter, i dont really look at ones obsessively
it's the most important meal of the day (heroin), servin' it up wally's way (intravenously)
>>82191127the look of defeat in your eyes and across your face as you loosen up and accept the big w hehe mmm
>>82191132yall think you can teach me about how to get and how i use this heroine stuff?? i just wanna be a big sexy wally for yall doing what ya love hehe
