Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #361Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possibleTopic of the thread: What past-gen monster would you like to come back, even if just for a spin-off?
>be a mizu>do everything to optimize T count and masculinity>fucks-all-the-bitches voice>jawline>sensible beard>gunfag>grillfag>still get raped by male monsters because tamas are turbofemboys>still have to lay eggs because tamas are turbofemboys
>>82171786we are soul bonded, they are part of me and i am part of them, our hearts entwined.
Well, that's all from me tonight.
>>82173295It is indeed the best pussy
>>82171786Been a bit since this fucker was in a game, it's not even a one-off elder dragon.
How pampered is your seikret?
>>82175004kek this is amazing, is it going to have sound?also those ants are fucking rad
>>82175105Already done, better quality version is available here:https://nitter.poast.org/ILagiacrus/status/2041720124311285876I'll post the full quality one on youtube and e621 soon
>>82175004Don't let it eat sand
>>82175141awesome, thanks
>>82175004lovable dumb idiot bird friend.
>hunters have carnal relations with their s*ikretsDisgusting! Why would you even consider such a thing when you could bed a fancy, refined, and elegant elder dragon?!
>being too big to ride
>>82175004These cute slice of life skits are always pure quality. Kudos to you Mr Pib for giving the mounts some personality.
>hunter, you must feed me MORE
>>82175004lmao this is adorable I love it
>>82175004The worst part is, they're gonna hold it against you for having that itchy powder around when you could've given them a steak.
>>82182170cute zorah baby
>>82177544SHUT UP AND KEEP LAYING
>>82183949I wonder what's under that white box...
>>82183949A beloved child attempting to emulate his father.
>>82184014A stupid looking donutsteel
Donut steels you say?
Need this punching bag back some day.
>did someone say donuts?
>>82185699GO AWAY YOU MONSTER
>>82185699>No, even if Navirou is gone we MUST have a mascot companion in Stories 3! It's non-negotiable!Japan was a mistake.
>>82187244the fact that they still stick you with the freak cat, and then put them next to the infinitely cooler hunter palico that you'll never have is worth a dozen lifetime curses.
>>82187993I mean, given that Rudy has an exponentially smaller role in the game now that your character is allowed to talk, I didn't mind them overwhelmingly much.Yeah, still "annoying sidekick palico" just for the sake of having one, but I didn't want to be rid of him by the endgame, whereas Navirou was "Get this shit gone" from minute 2.
>>82182723Just how big of an ecological disaster are we looking at here, anyway? Just one Xeno'jiva egg was enough to put the Everstream - and, by extension, the entire planet - into jeopardy, and here we're seeing at least five eggs (maybe more, depending on how many haven't been laid yet) plus one full-grown Saffi'jiva all in one spot...
>>82175143Poor thing. It's crazy to think some hunters DON'T buy a bridal dress for their mount.
hello anons
>>82191595Get trapped you old lizard
>>82191595You think Grampa Fatty would allow kids to braid his beard? Even as a hater of humanity, someone couldn't pass up something as wholesome as that.
>>82192024>I-I can't take this roleplay seriously. Like you are so much more powerful than these simple ropes. You could snap out of them with ease.
>>82194212>did I ask you for your opinion?>now call me a bad girl and tug on my collar if you value your life
>>82192741Arkveld is more suited for that
>>82194590>>82194212A deviant Fatalis that gets off on being dominated by humans is actually a really fucking hot concept.
>>82195661me waking up at camp after forgetting to take my fatalis armor off
>>82198229QUIT LOOKIN' AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL' EYES!
>>82198229OWO
What does the researchers guild do to the monsters at the milking facility?Asking for a friend
>>82198355i love when they give group dynamics to monsters, real ren and stimpy vibes from these two
>>82199109We are not told what goes on at the milking facility. It is on a need to know basis.
>>82199882Extremely voluptuous Uth Duna gal with a cute (and somewhat overbearing) personality domming a considerably skinnier and more withdrawn Lagi.
>>82199882I NEED to see those huge monster breasts NOW!For science, of course.
>>82204597>caught the SLIGHTEST whiff of another monster on youUh-oh
>>82206053Same energy
>>82206053Someone has an Almudron on their current team and Tama is not having it.
>>82204597ugly ass GHOUL
GAY DAU
>>82185699>>82187244>>82187993My friend has a copy of Stories 2 I can borrow, is the game worth playing for the monstie buddies even if I have to stare at 5'o'clock shadow there?
>>82207954I mean, yeah, go ahead and play it if you've got the chance.Definite downside in the whole silent protagonist thing, which leads to Narvirou speaking for you in his obnoxious ass ways.But hey, other than that, it's more MH stories, got some good challenges with the Royal Monsters scattered around, and decent monstie selection.
>>82208548>Valk, Steve, Nerg, and Glav are queensBased>Rathalos isn't any of the kings>Malzeno is a king instead of a jokerNot based
>>82208548these are cool, I want a deck
>>82210431Small monsters deserve love too
>>82212646what could it mean
le fishe au chocolat
>>82211254Imagine how frustrating it must be being a small monster, seeing all of cute sexy hunters constantly stolen from you by bigger, more powerful monsters
>>82215190beautiful specimen
>>82216730>"That lamp looks oddly familiar...">"...Eh, must be my imagination."
>>82217275>watching your velk child take its first flight with your ice wife
>>82218848Retarded child grew up to be a hero.I'm so proud.Also artist gave a cool backstory to their plot:https://x.com/Cloud_yaa/status/2042699461474791840
It dawns on me that I don't actually have much non-anthro MH stuff saved.
>>82220550>Namefag has shit tastePottery
>>82220629Ah, forgot to turn that off, my bad.
>>82221389>"It's like uncooked pasta..."
>>82219862>little goober grew up and chose justicenice, not too keen on the backstory, would've been cooler if it was up to interpretation, but thats just me.
Do NOT kiss monsters, especially ones like Malzeno, Velk, Tama, or rathian!
>>82223706You cannot stop me from kissing any of those monsters!Except mizu, I don't like those things.
>>82223706Too late. I kissed every rathian's oviducts with my penis.
dropkicks you
>>82225010Tits as smooth as the bottom of a toboggan.
>giving voodoo dolls to monstersWhat would YOU do with rathalos' doll?
>>82226328I mean, I already own dolls of Rathalos, Goldian, Malzeno, Nargacuga, Velkhana, Valstrax, and a Seikret, so...
>>82224141You... don't like him?
>>82228318I do not.
>>82211254Small monsters are perfect for the general populace, who shy away from house-sized partners. Stop trying to set your milkman up with the local Dalamadur and instead maybe introduce him to one of the Velociprey that's been eyeing the workers.
>>82229592Small monsters you say?
>>82231126>Handler I Shrunk the Monsters, coming to a theater near you!
>>82231126>Barely a day old and already hooked on qurioTheir parents have failed them.
>>82171786Survivor
No don't worry, Teostra isn't giving birth, it's just me coming out of his delicious swampy butthole I decided to live there from now on, it's so warm and the smell is intoxicating
>>82233195Forgot pic
>>82233228you can tell that furries dont play monster hunternot the best pic of him but still, in any generation he's in he does not look like whatever the fuck that is
>>82234123Unfortunately since we sometimes retain information we don't actually care about, I can tell you that's someone's Teostra donut steel.
>>82234123>you can tell that furries dont play monster hunterThe giveaway for me was all the hundreds of completely fur-covered Nargacuga and Zinogre donutsteels out there - hardly any of them realize both are almost entirely covered in scales, with a furred mane running down their backs and some patches of fur near their elbows. They just see "big cat" or "big dog", and draw them as such.
>>82234123I know but that's the best drawing of his succulent donut I could find, not a lot of people like teostra? If I could bother draw there'd be more...
>>82235325I love my espinas wife that I only talk to in the morning when she has her morning coffee (it does nothing to help her sleepy nature, she just likes the taste).
*sniff*
>>82235438You think I'm out here letting monsters take my particles for FREE? Guess again you flea-infested furbait, that'll be 200,000 zenny. Cash or credit?
>>82235512How much is monster cum worth?
>>82229063No...
>>82235563Only zenny can fill the hole left behind when a monster takes your particles. Admittedly, monster cum is also good at filling holes but that's not my interest.
>>82237996>Fatty when they succumb to unbridled lust for hunters>that directly clashes with their unbridled hatred for hunters
>get off of me you foul chicken im trying to find velkhana!
>>82239107This is a trap, do not rub the belly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tbdhbtSJQw
>>82239538Why not? What could possibly go wro->*gets hip-checked into a mountain*
>>82239909Are we cooked chat?
>>82244615Kulu gf bringing home yet more random junk.
>>82247432Thanks for what? Getting her fired up enough to reactivate her eggmakers?
>>82247452for smoothing her belly
You think Arkveld has strong "wylk" cravings, being a descendant of a construct?
>>82249047Arkveld has other, more intense cravings now
>>82250343NOOOOO NOT THE NECK PENISES
Imagine the wobbling wjen he farts
I hope you're leaving your ice monsters in the freezer instead of forcing them to battle in the desert
>>82250630A gallon of cool drinks solves that issue. Besides, your monsties are looking for any excuse to see you all sweaty and glistening.
Would you get some peanut butter and apple slices and share them with your monstie?
>>82252373yes but I would need a lot of apples and a LOT of peanut butter to satisfy their monstrous bellies.
come to the coral palace anon.
>>82256541Fantastic dental care, Almudron. And you didn't draw blood when biting the dentist this time! I think someone's earned themself a lollipop!
>>82257027!
>>82257244Looney Tunes shit.
>>82259655chocolate Tigrex?
>>82250435Imagine sucking on his neck penis..
>vore
have some fun with this one, what game are they playing? you decide!
>>82263239Hunter Crossing which is Animal Crossing except you play as a monster in charge of a small town of small and cute hunters, each with their own unique personality.
>>82263239
>>82264654kek
>>82264654excellent, well done lmao
Chicken
>>82267156I don't know about you but having a monster sleep on top of you with its head crushing your legs doesn't sound like a good time.
>>82268380Let them curl around you instead and let their parental instincts take over.
>>82269417now we're talking
>brooding monster that can't sleep at night because it's that time of the year again>she really needs something small and precious to protect and you tick all the boxes
>>82270210Careful anon, you don’t want them to get too attached to you. Gog only knows what would happen then!
>>82272574
tried to do a shitty edit of a drawing I saw because it had a dumb human face but an alright body.
>>82274409Based
>>82274409a valliant effort at least.
i love my pinecone bird gf and i know she likes taekwondo but if she kicks me one more time i am going to rape her
>>82275971that rathiussy got me acting strange
>>82272574Your monsties would appreciate if you stopped writing 70k word Rathalos/Lagiacrus erotica while riding them.
>>82276239RATHA COME HERE, I NEED REFERENCES FOR MY VORE FIC
>>82277637>town in the middle of a fucking desert>its mascot is a water habitat monsteri mean, i get it, lagi is cool, but why revere him when the nearest source of actual water is thousands of miles away.
>>82278353It used to be on water before it was dried out by a rampaging Yama supposedly a long time ago.
>>82265428>>82265742Made a few more of these, because it's a great excuse to dust off some gems from my webm collection. Enjoy lol.
>>82278614this one is my favorite>>82278641and i cant unhear the half life version of this one.
>>82278624that's enough internet for me tonight
>>82278635>>82278641>Changing Diablos' expressionIt's the little things.
>>82278353Same reason the Egyptians worshipped crocodiles. Crocs lived in the Nile and were more plentiful during the seasons when the river would flood, so the Egyptians came to associate them with water, fertile soil, and bountiful harvests; Lagi is basically just a big (electric) crocodile, so it makes sense they'd make the same connections.
>>82277637>>82280999Allow this information to recontextualize your view of the towns reverence of Lagiacrus.
>>82268380But anon, if you move they'll be slightly inconvenienced. Blood flow isn't that important, sacrifice a leg or two for the night.
>>82281724So let me get this straight...the Pokemon Celebi went back in time...and watched the ancient Egyptians... perform sexual acts on female Lagiacrus...?
a nice jucy burg hits the spot way better than plain ol dango i tell ya hwat.grills still hot if ya want anything y'all.
Thank goodness monsters are too big to take up-short shots of us when they think we're not paying attention.
>>82286366The face Mizu makes when you finally tell Almudron to fuck off
>>82288595do not "blem" me!
Why are legis always so horny?
>>82289630They keep chasing away hunters with their constant screaming, so they're a little touch starved.
>>82288591Haha look he's trying to talk like people.
but
>>82290244there's only one monster that could probably talk like a man! even with heavy limitations!
>>82286366Wifely (male).
>>82291726>those eyelashesAre you sure?
>>82291765TamasAreMaleAlways
>>82291799>Tamas>Are>Male(herm)*>Alwaysftfy
Male? Female? Aslong as its a monster it will be my wife
>>82291818How does that work?
>>82290244>monsters dont have lips, or strong vocal chords needed to mimic human speech>the only way they can "Talk" is to sort of muffle out what they're trying to say by rapidly opening and closing their mouth>even if it makes them look like one of those alligator grabber sticks
>>82291961they're hermaphrodites who pretend they're tops but almost never are
Sexing monsters
>>82293784That's how you sex monsters? Booping the snoot is how you determine if a monster is female or playing Hide the Sausage?
can't post images
>when the thicc ass leg you been hoonting screeches right in your ear drums
>>822980724chan is being annoying again, now it's a gamble at each post to know if I have my IP range banned for some reason
Mizu is a LITTLE on edge (he's in rut and hasn't cummed for 3 days but you keep walking in front of him and getting him more and more worked up)
