/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4733>"She can't help you" edition--Stories--By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By Oliver_Hart>Foxing (Ch. 26https://archiveofourown.org/works/63016630By BluePawpadCult>Knifetoothhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/82417051By Redlofth>Floppy Birdhttps://redlofth.itch.io/floppy-birbBy Veeanon>Frickbear's 3 Morgan Mc'Oneilson https://gamebanana.com/mods/667440>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By ThisIsARealAccount>Vipers, Nights, and French Fries (Ch. 16)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 13)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By MetalStone>Interpol Hearts (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/73403321By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Anonymous>Mother Knows Best (Completed)https://rentry.co/oitookf4By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 29)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By ScaryDrPepper>Specimen Six (Ch. 7)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758By Anon_Writfriend>A Tale of Feathers and Armor (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78336936By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82198794Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>82203829Hello I have a question Where is the A Match Tale update?
>Not even one post in Fuck this, im sleeping early.
Would your waifur eat the thick thighs pussy salad?
you are boring and so is your in-joke discordfag
>>82203886mollyanon hates the thread now sorry
>>82203829>>82203856Same poster BTW
My bitterness and hatred grows day by dayThe only thing I suspect can help me now is anthro womenWhich don't existYet
>>82203856What the actual fuck
oh no shes asleep and coochie is left unguarded
>>82203977Cover her ass now Anon
>>82203972First time seeing that? Some degenerate furfag on twitter drew it and shitposters reposts it here sometimes
Planning a honeymoon with your waifur only to realize that shit is way too expensive so you just stay home and have sex for a week straight
>>82203886Oh no, that's big butt cheeks fanart of my comfort character
>>82203977oh nooo her feet are sore and unguarded and uuuGHHHHH SPLURTSPLURTSPLURT
I can't believe I have to follow these fucks on X to make it into the "big leagues". This shit fucking sucks.
Another instantly terrible thread, thanks a lot to the giant fucking faggot who hates every artists except SDS
>>82204037Why do you want to be in the "big leagues"? Most people in there suck, and the money isn't often worth the bullshit, if you even make good money from it
Post more /hmofa/ adventuring pics.
>>82204071Oh trust me, I avoid them. I'm just fucking mad that they act like fucking autistic children.
>>82204090
>>82204090shotgun adventure
>>82204092Yeah. Still doesn't answer the other thing though, why the "big leagues"?
>>82204122
If the other guy who wants to play helldivers is up for it lmk
>>82203886Is this doublespace?
>>82204147I'm still here, and I'm still down. I'll go boot up my PS5 and get a friend code.FOR SUPER EARTH!
>>82203886God damn got the whole dungeon quaking
Finished a simple background for my earlier Ivy drawing
>>82204110are there stories for this feel
>>82204193LEGGY
>>82204219I'm illiterate, so you'll just have to dig and find for yourself
>>82204177I’m 4639-2309Idk how to send
>>82204149Nah man I ain't me>>82203886>
>hey, remember this artist who doesn't come here by like once a month? remember the funny meme about this story being unfinish- oh wait, i just copied that from ASIS>isn't it funny???no
>>82204243I sent you oneI'm 0439-5092
>>82204276LOL mad
>>82204234guess i have another story idea i'll have to jot down then
>>82203886>Where is the A Match Tale update?Never ever
>>82204276Cry you little bitch baby.
>>82204288>>82204315i'm not the guy who got so asspained over seeing my gay art reposted that i almost quit a generalcry moar LOL
>>82203886soon(tm)
>>82204323No you're probably the faggot reposting his gay art to run him off, look at how you're acting after all.Artists can have other interests anon, get over it you fucking child
>>82204323No one will ever love you
>>82204352me when i'm 7oomer
>>82204328Oh boy!
>>82204328yay!
First he bitches about mollyanonNow he's bitching about 7oomerAll because of a doublespace drawingOh yeah. I'm thinking it's the anti-artist sperg.
All the artists the shitter hates should do one big gay collab. It doesn't even need to be good, they just need to join forces and defeat god with the power of friendship.Also, helldivers thread?
>>82204328That’s cruel, to get their hopes up anon
>>82204328oh yeah im not mollyanon, sorry to get peoples hopes up, I'm pretty sure he plans on continuing it though
>>82204479dumbasses here are pretty easy
>This is your waifeather's father
>82204564He's an angloid faggot who has gay issues, he hates humans and takes IMP cock like a faggot he is. He hates Anon and will kill any mortal who is near his daughter.
living the american dream...Libera is done, Idk if I will make gabby, lion time... even if I don't want to, but I'm a man of my word....
>>82204660Gabby is the final one, it must happen. Make her curvy next to Gilda.
A S S
>>82204700>parasitic worms in her ass
>>82204660Also proud that you still kept him there, a honor to your word.
>>82204660Do you have a version without the text and the american flag?
>48 Starred flagOH SHIT WRONG ONE
>>82204660Oh god that Gilda is doing thinks to me
>>82204660that duck looks like she likes to visit lemonade stands and ask for grapes
>>82203886Holy
>>82204689Will think about it.>>82204710was funny>>82204715sadly clip studio decided to do the "funny" infinite saving error, so there is a chance this will losed forever.Gonna try to save it by doing the "copy all layers to another clip thing" trick... the problem is that is like, 100000000 layers, so might as well also explode my computer.>>82204738glad to hear it, I also like how it came along>>82204744:)
I love getting excited for a story from somebody that admitted they basically dissed this place. I am not getting hyped up for a project that other artists have to shill when the creator can't so much as be assed to leave his cozy hugbox server and post here.
>>82204700Her anal glands are leaking.
>>82204813I'm not American so I'm probably off-limits for her
>>82204813Just make a version with the muttflag and one without the text and flag for a wallpaper
>>82203886>The dungeon rodents can get a bit quirky at night>>82204090Extremely cute
>>82204821why you hate everyone
>>82204877what part of clip studio is exploding you didn't understand? I cannot even save an image because it says it gotta save the file first
>>82204813Freedom birb
>>82204193Also extremely cute>>82204328>Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
>they have to resort to scriptfagging to make their shilled hypebait content look more impressive>meanwhile the guy they're making free art for (just like contraria) still doesn't post here more than one a week nor ever does anythingsad
>>82204908Just find a way, Chilean.
>>82204660BASED MERICA MOMENT>>82204813Freedom Borb
>>82204888Checked trips but also kinda wasted
>>82204888>The dungeon rodents can get a bit twerky at night
>>82203886this gif is retarded but I have to say if it's not the next OP then the cabal is real and the baker has an agenda
>>82204923....oh shit, it really was that simple.
>>82204916I wouldn’t post here if I were him either.>stop not actually taking breaks>wow I can’t believe MA hasn’t been posting here>fuck you MA I hate you I’m disappointed whine cry bitch>wow I can’t believe he doesn’t want to come here
>>82205002He's being targeted for scorning our lord and savior Veranon.
>>82204999Checked, now you won't be thrown out of a helicopter.
>>82205002>post character from other artist>try to make everyone think he cares about this general or gives a shit at all>he still doesn't>people lied and BS'd about him getting harassed for his health problems>we're still expected to like this guy after he tells us he wanted to leave
Would you risk your life to save an anthro woman? Even if she made racist remarks to a passerby?
Show us the rest of the hand holding you tease!
>>82205033>Even if she made racist remarks to a passerby?>Rabbit in imageBuncel moment
>>82205002Taking breaks huh?
>>82205073>pictured retuning from a breakAre you retarded or just pretending?
>82205024So we're just rewriting history now?>try to make everyone think he cares about this general or gives a shit at allHe posts nowhere else, not even twitter, and no he's not in the discord contrary to popular belief.>people lied and BS'd about him getting harassed for his health problemsHe was actively insulted for this in these very threads you disingenous shitter>we're still expected to like this guy after he tells us he wanted to leaveHe doesn't want to leave, but he doesn't want to deal with your bullshit either, threadshitter.You will always lose so long as a single anon remembers the truth and has the audacity to speak it while you preach to a group of people trained like dogs to nto respond to bait.These fucking retard spiels you go on are fucking meaningless because nobody believes them, they just don't speak up because then you'll carry on for 700 posts.You won't make us hate our artists, you simpering idiot. You're not good at social manipulation.>82205073Could actually be anyone, BTW. Archive nigger saved all his pics with their original filenames, fucking Mollyanon over and letting others LARP as him.
>>82205033if a rabbit made racist remarks to a person then she prolly had good reason to do so, also id risk life and limb for any bnuuy
>>82204999SweetUs non-american members of the cabal are pleased
>>82205096>he's not in the discord contrary to popular beliefOutright lie until proven otherwise, and maliciously so. Nothing else you crapped out onto your keyboard is worth reading until this is proven and we know 7oomer has DM access to him. Make up shit all day long, but he was ready to leave this general all because of nothing and I will not care about artists' attempts to make me care about his story.
What the fox reading?
>>82205201You are alone in all these sentiments.Please grow and change as a person.
>>82203856"Hey guys we should Let Non-Hmofa/non-thread artists here this place should be More welcomin-"
>>82205201Who the fuck cares if he was ready to leave the general? Is he held hostage here?! You got a fucking contract?
>>82205194And the main owners are Americans.
oh my god just shut the fuck up lmao who carespost furry women
>>82205201Can't prove what isn't there, he meticulously deleted all his stuff and then dipped.Sorry bro, you're just wrong.
>>82205222Probably some smut about a Human farm boy who gets accosted by a gang of chicken-stealing rural vixens, taking turns having their way with him.
>82205201He did leave tho. A while ago. Not that you actually care, threadshitter.
>>82205226You do know DC confirmed that post was made by him, don't you? How can you even try to lie this hard? Do you think artists lie to further drama for no reason, or do you think they were impersonated there? And if that's the case, why wouldn't they deconfirm it? Do you have ANYTHING to say that's genuine?>>82205083Your fellows are picking up the slack, aren't they?
>>82204700https://youtu.be/lVDEkCbG_S8
>>82204660best version of the pic
>82205271>Threadshitter just making shit upWhy do I even bother? No more (you)'s from me to you.
Honestly the best Anthro I’ve discovered since entering hmofa. She’s just fun. Makes drawing fun as well so mega win win. (Yes I’m still gonna do the comic I’m just struggling with designing a Anon…)
>>82205289You shouldn't have given him one in the first place baka desu senpai
>>82205289>Pic But it's fine when Pavel does it, right?
>>82205273La Creatura de Raton.
>>82205289Confirmed for spouting nonsense and lies to excuse making the pro-discord clique look bad. Good effort, though. I should take notes.
>>82205333stinky RAT
Crawl back to the magmacord anytime now FakeBurz.Sorry, I meant "Vera"Better yet draw more /SHITTED/ art of your own character so you can feign victimhood more.
This guy is out of it.
>>82203829
>>82205333Rodent's need love too. Especially one who have to wage cuck.
>>82204660>>82204813>>82204999RAHHHHH LIBERA GOATED FANTASTIC WORK!!! ;A;
>>82205333rats are so silly and cutewish they were real
>>82205333Giving Rat (Mouse) women genuine, positive attention, just to mess with her.
>>82205366>>82205399Too bad about all that furboi rape porn...
>>82204320>brappaw2.jpgThis implies there is a first.
Remember what I said about ignoring AI shitposters?
>>82205053Honestly we need more size difference handholding.
>>82205480Thank you Trent Reznor.
>>82204897Drop pod green!
>>82205469damn tuberat
>>82205469but what game is she reviewing, im curious
>>82204777>>82204888Checked
>>82205399The customer is ALWAYS right.
>>82205596Bombun
the filter is working great!
who is this mouse character
>>82205677Ratricia, wagie from EL-K>>82204283That was fun
>>82205669>bombunstanding 3 apples high, she makes me cum to the sky
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiGULgVY32I>"RATRICIA!">"Get it together sweetie, the customers are waiting. <3"
>>82205709Yeah it was fun, GG.FOR SUPER EARTH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3lElikZD2Y
Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat,Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot,Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!
>>82205033Wilson!
You'll meet your furry girlfriend from 4chan for sure btw
>>82205761>they're the same picture
>>82205761happy wife happy life
>>82205810Stranger things have happened tbdesu
Was thinking about that waifur for every state idea. I like that I think we should do it.
>>82204177>PS5LolNO GAMES
Really really tall waifur
>>82205895Diamondback rattlesnake for Arizona.
>>82205273Deploy the anal claymore.
>>82205961This thread needs a hero...
>>82205469A fucking menace that can't be stopped.
>>82205895it'd be a fun idea tbdesu but idk who else would care enough for it
>>82205932Tall and lithe waifurs...
>>82206005Oooh that's good. I may become a birdfag yet.
>>82205895>Florida: Alligator >Kansas: Bison >Nevada: Desert Bighorn>Texas: Texas Longhorn (duh)>Washington: Orca >Wisconsin: Dairy cow>Kentucky: Horse>Alaska: Moose
>>82205895https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_birdsAAAAAND done!
>>82205895Utah: Raptor
>>82205957Good choice>>82205985Could probably get a couple drawfags to pitch in a waifur or two>>82206038All good>>82206064Bird lovers, I swear...>>82206065Too funny to not do it
>>82206064Bird nigga being self absorbed, say it ain't so
Tried a different styleAnother request done off to another
>>82206110That's a weird looking moogle. Also I hate these new captchas.
>>82205509Beware what you wish for
>>82206110I DID IT ALL FOR THE MOOGIE
>>82206110I don't know what a moogle is, but she's hot>>82206148The April fools captchas were honestly better
>>82206188Is that dess
>>82206188See. The issue with Micro like this is I'd want to see them go normal at the end, and I think most people into micro wouldn't like that, so it would just ruin it for everyone.Weird dimensional shenanigans making humans and anthro different sizes when they cross universes could be an interesting thing. How does this explain it though, are there normal sized humans?
>>82206020Join us, anonThe cabal is always open for new acolytes
POST WAIFUR BUTTHOLES
>>82206188the fuck is that perspective?
>>82206110Cute
>>82206110Butte
>>82206188>>82206314It's macro.
>>82204735Hot pic
One word reply
>>82206296
>>82206383Cute
Can your waifur live without you?
>>82206438is she a tibetan fox?
>>82206438As punishment for never actually giving Gordon that beer, Barney forever lost his waifur...
>>82206455What gave it away so much? I didn't have a specific focks species in mind when making this. I only got a reference for the sitting pose. But Tibetan foxes are cute, so yes, she is a Tibetan Fox.>>82206462It's the alternate universe where Barney never stopped Gordon from boarding the train to Nova Prospekt.
>>82206526i think the big "cheeks" gave it away lmao
Holy shit I just had a great ideaA fox Mal0Why has nobody drawn that?
>>82206438i think she would do better without a devil on her shoulder
>>82206540
>>82206110damnsocials?
>>82206526Not >>82206455, but she kinda has that neutral but tired expression I remember from the one-off beastars Tibetan Fox character Ai
>>82206540The vulpine appropiation of canine culture cannot be allowed to continue
>>82206561she looks so much worse in the anime
>>82206383word
>>82206582Oh my goodness gracious, I shouldn't have checked. She looks like a crack addict
>>82206597i mean that's kinda the allegory. the show overall is much uglier than the manga but at least it doesn't meander.
For me its badgers
>>82206455I wonder if Tibetan Fox waifurs are as strange as they look
Anyone know any operating systems that include waifurs?>inb4 AROSIf you can find a working download for Icarus desktop then sure>ArosOneNope, has a furboy>Ubuntu furry remixAlready know of that one, gonna give it a tryMan I love virtual machines
>>82206620they're very serious women
>>82206620The kind of waifur you'd find living alone deep in the wild, everything she wears and owns was made by her.
>>82206618https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mSi1R3IAXok
>>82206438barney...
>>82206296Skunk butthole.
>>82206659https://youtube.com/shorts/V_zo4QXEBF0?si=wVC-p9cRSh9cb8xB
>>82206706>Honey Badger inmates, eager to meet the Human man being thrown into their cell block
>>82206659For me its Mobianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz2vZRlzpNE
>>82206438Always eluding his waifurs, that devil
>>82206717it sounds like a squeaky toy, very adorable
>>82206548Lmao>>82206620>>82206628That drawing makes her look skittish and quiet, like a stalker. You shine your light on her after hearing a second pair of footsteps almost perfectly synced with yours. She sits on her hind legs and freezes, having been thinking of how to introduce herself this entire time. You both stare at each other, not moving an inch.
>>82206540>Mal0, but you smell her before you see herWow, real clever
>>82206188>Beware what you wish for>Get exactly what I wantGod do I love micro/macro hmofa stuff so much
>>82206540>She can be anything, but she chooses to take the form that she thinks suits you best.
>>82206717Pink hog Mobians.......
>>82206727>Featherless bipedThat's a man
>>82206810Any place, any point in timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZXq7LZ5C_A
>>82206810Just pray you don't get a certain version of her....
>>82206822>I want Mal0 to STOP haunting my family's bloodline, my caveman ancestor touched a weird idol he found in a cave and now we've been stuck with her since.
>>82206815one day, jannies will stop deleting my wife's threads.
>>82206822Hmmm, 1800s era Mal0...Had I the motivation I might write something like that. A story set in that time period with religious themes could be really interesting.
>>82206850that version deserves headpats and wholesome snuggles.
Sup girls, don't mind me, just passing through the hmofa thread
>>82206880>Mal0 revealing her bare, naked leg and feet to fluster gentlemen
>>82206850Why she small did I download the app in a nokia or small phone
>>82206852Stop reincarnating then.
>>82206902
>>82205333I enjoy the old cartoon network vibes this gives
>>82206909Nah, she'd still go naked. It wouldn't make sense for her to wear clothes. Though I imagine a deeply Christian man would be flustered by seeing such a creature in a mirror, regardless if she's clothed or not. Though, not in a sexy way, more in a "questioning my faith in God" way.Damn I'm supposed to be sleeping and now I got all these ideas in my head.
>>82206917Shut the FUCK up Buddha
>>82206914She saw your search history....Shouldn't have looked up the younger_female tag so much
>>82206855One day I will get my own wife...
feel like ive been drawing a lot this yearhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Hg0k18F2Fkg&si=H7kJRnL4ZQzgl0U6
>>82206850>I'm being haunted by a young paranormal entity and nobody believes me!Sounds like one of my Japanese Anny Mays.
>>82206968Finally some tongue
>>82206932Ed, Edd and Eddy would have been improved with a cute rat (mouse) girl
>>82206883My fucking heart. You fucking bitch, fuck you. Is there any story about reconnecting with your waifur, only to realize that things have changed drastically between you both.
>>82206992Wrong.Ed, Edd and Eddy was already perfect.
>>82206992She will be scammed for her quarters by the three eds.
>>82206992 trailer park girls as rats/possums
>>82206943Do you think that she'd show up in old paintings and stuff if you can see her? In a "She was always there but you just couldn't see her before" way
>>82206987Honestly could be worst things to be haunted by
Would you date a waifur who still plays Roblox? She's in her mid 20sShe will want you to play with her
>>82206948path of the orbfucker and with time a floor tile master guru
>>82207026I've taken my pants off. I'm ready for anything you throw at me.
>>82207025That's a decent idea, actually. All I could think of was mirrors or reflections. Perhaps a distorted gramophone for speech early on before bonding allows her to reveal more of herself to her victim.
>>82206992>>82207011I agree, you can't make Ed Edd n Eddy any more perfect than it already is.
>>82207059"Victim"
>>82207030As long as she's fine with me still autisming megabuilds in Minecraft.
>>82207021>Kanker Sister PossumsGod damn, how have I never thought of this?
>>82207066It should be put in a musuem or something. Not only was it REALLY good, but it has historical significance as the last major network cartoon to use traditional 2D animation
>>82206960i wonder if we have a lot of amychads in this thread
>>82207069It's the best word I could cone up with, in context. He certainly would think he's a victim on some satanic ritual or something (at first).
>>82207076built for soft tender hugging aftercare after a session of brutal degenerate rough sex
>>82207030Shit I already play fortnite and I recently turned 30, who am I to judge
>>82207076Imagine the smell
>>82207011Man, it really was, what happened to that Peach Creek fan thing someone made? I kinda liked that.
>>82207090Target works, though it does still have a slightly off undertone.
>>82207102smells like boiled carrots and ramen
>>82207093To be cringe is to be free from the shackles of expectation, after all
>>82207076As long as you can build a mob switch I'm sure she wouldn't mind idling in one place to keep your automatic tree farm running. You can even name your world eater after her.
>>82206976Cute
>>82207109>The cheap ramen she buys never has enough carrots in it, so she dices some fresh carrots into small pieces to add to it>It's the only fresh vegetables she buys
>>82207140I can fix her.....
>>822071405 minutes of hot water is not even close to enough for softening those carrots.
Made a part two of my buncel date story from last night. Also thanks to whoever made the pic i love it. (Part 1)>So far your date with the bunny girl is going pretty well>She seems nice enough when she wasn’t going on about how other species of anthros were inferior to bunnies and how lucky you were to be on a date with one>After the coffee shop you suggest heading to a nearby mall to walk around for a bit>On the drive there while you happen to glance at her while she’s on her phone in the passenger seat>She seems to be on some kind of forum making a post>You squint your eyes and can make out some of the text>”THAT’S RIGHT YOU FUCKING LOSERS I’M ON A REAL DATE WITH A HUMAN MALE! I MIGHT AS WELL DELETE MY ACCOUNT SINCE I’M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN! SEE YA LATER VIRGINS!”>She’s got a wide grin on her face and doesn’t even seem to notice you stealing glances at her screen.>You’ve done your share of shitposting in the past so you just ignore it and continue driving to the mall.>You finally arrive at the mall with her and start walking around looking around the shops.“Any stores you’re interested in? Maybe some clothing stores or something like that?”>”I don’t really do a lot of clothes shopping. I haven’t grown much since middle school so all of my clothes from that time still fit.”>You did take notice of her wearing a shirt from some anime you’ve never heard of when you saw her at the coffee shop but didn’t say anything about it.“That’s fine we can just walk around until we find a shop to go into.”
>>82207176>Your bunny date tries to maintain a natural expression but her cotton tail can’t stop wagging excitedly.>While you’re walking around with her and making conversation she makes a point to give every anthro fox woman who walks near you a nasty glare>You eventually get close to a japanese import store and your bunny date starts twitching her ears while trying to hide her excitement“Did you want to go check this store out?”>”YES! I-uh I mean sure. If you wanted to, I guess.”>When you walk inside she excitedly runs to the other side of the store and starts looking at the model kits.>”OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE KIT I WAS LOOKING AT ONLINE!! I WANTED IT SO BADLY BUT MY MOM SAID I ALREADY HAD SO MANY UNBUILT KITS IN MY CLOSET ALREADY”>She’s holding a box with some kind of robot with angel wings on it.>It looks pretty cool but probably complicated to build.“Are those hard to build? Looks pretty detailed.”>”No, not at all. They come with an instruction booklet with easy to follow pictures. The text is in japanese though but that’s never stopped me.”“Wow, that sounds really interesting. I like when girls have hobbies their passionate about.”>Your bunny date suddenly looks at you with her eyes wide open and starts shaking like she’s about to break down in tears.“Woah are you ok? Was it something I said?”>She turns away from you and raises her paw to her face like she’s wiping something away>”No i-it’s nothing. I just got something in my eye is all.”
>>82207174CRONCH
>>82207160By introducing her to the wonders of eggs, mushrooms and cabbage?
>>82207030Depends entirely on what games she playsIf she's ok playing steal a brainrot with me then we cool
>>82207030Sure
>>82207076>>82207109>>82207140I'm in love>>82207176>>82207183YYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!OH MY GOD I'M IMAGINING HER CUTE LITTLE COTTON TAIL WAGGING AND IT'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE Again, if it wasn't the middle of the night I'd open vocaroo and post a voice message of me yelling out my love for buncels.
>>82207233Forgot image
>>82207103Peach Creek hits different after just re-watching the last few Ed, Edd n' Eddy episodes/movies
>>82207110Wtf is that controller
>>82207265The DixBox DualCock controller
>>82206987I would be pretty scared not gonna lie
>>82207233Glad you like it man. I'll probably write a part three to wrap up the date soon
>>82207298Being scared would wear off after the first week desu.
Now that I've screamed out my love of buncels I'll post my schizo ramblings next thread. Unless there's more buncels then I'll keep doing this.>>82207325Hell yeah, can't wait. She is so FUCKING adorable.
>>82207110Well well well, if it isn't the poster child of zoomer waifurs.
>>82207453Those aren’t even her size isn’t that uncomfortable
>>82207488Yeah I'm beginning to think that Meow Skulls isn't that smart.
>>82207453I can't believe they're going to be drafted for WW3
>>82207592Here I got part two
>>82207592Drafted with a Fortnite tardwife...
>>82207592>>82207616Does these days I swear, back in my grandpappy's day, they'd learn to become good, Christian housewives let me tell you.
>>82207623>Ay yo pops, how many Iranian Turbo-Turbans do I need to kill to get a UAV, so I can find a decent wifi hotspot in this desert shithole?
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>>822076712000+ years of Mal0!
That time when Bianca finds a special portal .
I can't believe Spacewhale fixed his sleep schedule
Okay NOW I'm getting the weird emails.Someone posted my email and discord all over the zoo board on infinity chan. Really glad they're just burners, it'd be bad otherwise. I've now received an email asking about my experience with animal pussy. None.Signing me up for the mailing list of the Boston Gay Men's Choir was funny, this isn't very funny it's just weird. Honestly if something would actually come of it I'd forward the address that sent me that email to the feds, but I know nothing will happen.This isn't even that annoying, it'll cause me no real problems, it's just weird.I just want to make a damn video game, man.
>>82207720Damn this is really nice. Clean lines.
>>82207743Dam that fucked
>>82207754ty anon ^____^ saw the request in a now dead drawthread.
>>82207743LMAO
>>82207743Ah, that's rough.
>>82207743Did you get your NAMBLA monthly yet?
