Fartscooping edition.A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82195895
For the losers gushing about fart edit videos, this is my personal magnum opus I prejac to on the regular!https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/1427/4eebd8df9901fa751ecd7f02b9267eb5.mp4?11045882
Did you spend your whole childhood masturbating to cartoons, anons?~ the bigger loser you are, the more I need you to sit on my face <3
>no submissive quick shot small penis virgin that bullies and takes advantage of/dominates me specifically It's just not fair
how we're ALL moving in 2027
>>82228197Bro get real were not gonna be able to afford food in 2027
>>82228201:(
God learning to embrace being a permavirgin and give up any hopes of getting laid for jerking off to cartoon girls and social media thots instead has been so rewarding.I'm even onto non-nude only stuff now, women in tight clothes are such teases, it's so fucking hot, especially with the humiliation aspect of conditioning myself to believe I don't even deserve to see pussy in my current (permanent) status.
I squirted two big fat loads out of my flat cage last night whilst riding my biggest blackest dildo, my loser ass pussy was making so many sloppy and slutty noises I hope no one heard it
>>82228740We want to hear it gape and splurt around your toys though.
>>82228054Hell, I'm spending my whole ADULThood doing that! My little 3 incher is never gonna get over cartoon butts
>>82229104same, right down to only having 3" to tug on. Weird coincidence!
gonna start drinking for another mare as well...
My cock fucking reeks from jerking off all day lol
>>82229541I don't know MLP but I do find some of them hot. Her and Rarity are definitely up there
>>82229872Bratty mares deserve me actively warping my sexuality around them <3also, you should watch it, it's really good :3
>>82229832Fucking GOOD. gooners like you should always have a hand down their pants~
>>82230062Uuuuh pants? What are those!? Got my flopper stinking up the room raw and unrestricted.
>>82230105Even better!! Makes it so much easier to fap yourself into depravity~ and it makes sure anyone who steps foot into the room knows exactly what you are~
>>82230194I hope any gooners walking by a ten mile radius instantly heatseek towards my stunk up goonden to either call me a gross NEET serial fapper or alternatively join me in beating greasy dick together to pornslop, both would make me push out a fair few of nasty ropes <3
>>82228986If it was some loser gooner anons listening that would've been so exciting, I can't wait to move out so I can pussygoon without limits and moan like a dumb slut as I stuff my guts with big thick cocks
>>82230242Iif I caught a single whiff of that room I would flush red and start yelling at you for being so disgusting! Then I would probably realize how much of a NEETgod you are and join you in your depravity,,
>>82230320Unf, the more you berate me the more buttery fapgrease leaks all over my nasty unwashed NEETdick with each foreskin tug, got my balls pulsing in my sack just standing there acting like a prissy princess!
>>82230290I know listening in would have gotten me rubbing my cock until I shot out a few ropes of useless spunk.
>>82230062>>82230194>>82230320Anime girls making my peepee cry...
>>82230362Holy FUCK you deserve to be worshipped~ I'm just imagining how you would make eye contact while playing your fat loser dick, getting me more and more flustered with every stroke and every spurt of pre that you wring out~>>82230408Cuuuuute!! You should join us~
>>82230472>You should join us~I can't I'm just thinking about how much I want to be a hot anime girl and it's making me leak tons...
>>82230382You should learn how to fuck your asspussy so you can join me anon, and we can be dumb loser buttsluts together <3
That anon who told me to start gooning to my waifus with fart audio is so devious. He knew it would instantly get my hooked and now I can't stop gooning with braps~
>>82230472That depends if whatever it is you're doing or wearing is worth looking over the deliciously boner-tingling spermrope-slinging porn blaring on my screen, otherwise you're getting a sideye and a grunt as my belly bears the brunt of my rabid fist peeling this noisy slobbery stinker down to the neck for you to sniff and salivate after.
>>82230524Welcome to the club!
>>82230535Ooohhh my god you're making me want to come over there right now and lick you clean,, I promise I'll wear the sluttiest, most alluring outfit I own!! The sideboob will hopefully be enough to tempt you into fucking my clothes~Side note nonny do you have a tag,,,,
>>82230518Leaving some "trainer" toys where I was last hiding and jerking my cock to you destroying your ass...
>>82230543Omggg hornet my queen I kneel
>>82230618If you wore that you'd have the shape and smell of my balls welted into your midriff as they skidded over it fucking that boob window spewing hot nasty sludge and stale nut into it blowing up a bubble of cum and pubes while your nose gets treated to my NEET stank, slut. Also no I come here to vent my porntard urges lol
>>82230694Hmnghh I think I'd cum from just the smell alone, let alone the feeling of your grease and NEETslime burning its way into my tits,,,, not to mention the impact of your fat balls every time you thrust!! I think I'd wear your jizz under my clothes until it crusted off~
>>82230799I cum 5 times a day minimum, slut, you're daydreaming if you think I'm letting it dry up to the point of crusting up. You'll constantly feel the slimy sticky sensation of clothes glued to my smelly batches of dweebspunk only broken by the slippery frotting of my dick or balls as I hook your dress' neck around my reddened permagooned cock and use your face as a nut soak while browsing my porn folders and pissing spunk~
edged for like 5 hours last night, and just woke up and started gooning again mnfhhgmhhhh~ needddd to be spammeddd with messages from virgins and losersss who encourage me to get worse and to never cummm!gooningcuckloser
>>82230000pony porn is peak and i'm not even pretending to feel ashamed about it
>>82231255so hot. no joke, if i'm awake there's probably only a few hours a day that my dick isn't in my hand i'm just so used to gooning to my pussyfree lifestyle
i'm so pussyfree that i don't even look at girls in real life. eye contact is scary. i just look at their shoes...
>>82231442is this girl better for you?
>>82231327It is, and that's a nice Rarity to have another drink to~
choking the oxygen out of myself while having smelly undies as a filter under my nose really makes the smell way stronger when i allow myself to breathe for air again...
>>82232159be careful nonny <3but it is hot yes >:3
>>82231807What sort of plap are we having today?
>>82232018
>>82232347Rainbow is great too, I can have a drink for her as well >.>
>>82232365bro honestly if it has mare pussy i'm not picky at this point
>>82232414I'm still in training since I'm usually a f*g, but I'm working on it >.<thanks for another pic, I'll have another drink <3
>>82232477yw, always happy to help turn another person to superior ponies
>>82232505ugh, can't say I'm a pinkie enjoyer...cheers
>>82232251
i now understand why people collect ecchi figures..i bought 2 more and theyre coming this week i cant stop nnghh
>>82232685
>>82233239am I working my way through the entire mane6 rn? Either way, if you keep 'em coming, I'll drink to the pics like a good boy >.>I've had a little break now, so I should be able to handle a few more...
>>82227749I wonder where people get the audios from? I'm looking for this kind of wet ones to add to stuff.
>>82229104Please, tell me moreI only like /co/fag pussyfree boys with small peepees that tug it to cartoons and farts
>>82233345I am quite literally just pulling random pics out of my own spank bank without much thought to it. I've also now realised I don't have any Applejack saved, which is disappointing.
>>82233909>/co/fag pussyfree boys>with small peepeesThey always go for the dicklettes while hung /co/fags are left to suffer. But I bet he's a bigger cartoons nerd than me anyway. It's been a while since I actually watched a good show just to make my trips to r34 more enjoyable
>>82233909NTA but am a fat pussyfree boy with a literal 3" dick who wasted hours today jerking to ponies and Marvel Rivals R34, and i'm DESPERATE for attention
>>82234000Don't be sad, if you match the other criteria I'll give you attention. What kinds of r34 do you like the best?>>82234016Okay but what kind of r34? You're fat but how hard can you fart? I gotta know for... Reasons.
>>82234092that's it entirely hard, so judge for yourself. and I like a lot of non-nude stuff but then also the weird kinky things, including gas.
>>82233987no sweaty farm pony is a shame indeed, but I appreciate all the "help" regarldess <3
>>82234157I don't have much pony stuff saved, you're basically at the end of what I got. need to build it up really. Too much of my goon folder is irl I need my toon girls.
>>82234216Well, again, thank you very much! You made a great contribution to pony worship, getting me intoxicated and edging to all these mare parts :3
Got asked if I have a gf today for the first time in a long time and it was weirdly embarrassingIdc /pfg/ is my gf
>>82234092>What kinds of r34 do you like the best?Anything that turns my favs into off-model pornofied sluts with well rounded asses and big tits are always a plus but I'm more into butts. I enjoy my fair share of basic bitch toons like Helluva/Hazbin, Steven Universe, Wakfu, She-Ra, Kim Possible. But I also like games with cartoonish designs and graphics since they make far better porn that super realistic graphics. Overwatch, Rivals, Fortnite, AC.I might have a big fixation on girls with dicks which makes me fill my favs with gocks/futa.
>>82235218This stuff makes me pump haaard bc it's so real, more of this genre please.
>>82235310Ive made at least 10 of these if u wanna see my collectionashush is my tag
>>82235350mistyped its asheshush
>>82235310is the hair a dealbreaker or no? I look like this but fatter except i've got like no body hair
>>82235398its hot with or without hair, I personally like the fat part more
>>82235398Hairless fatties are hot too!
>>82235486>>82235488bless both of you <3
making myself look thai with ai :3
>>82235503fatties deserve all the love <3
>>82235548terrible lighting but this is what you'd get
>>82235567goddess physique made to be worshipped, id obsess all over ur body <3 do u have a tag nonny ;3
>>82235531Uh, I don't know anything about AI gen stuff but what do you use for that?
>>82235531why thai
>discord profile pics100% all of them are trannies with hot dicks, tits and asses
>>82235650someone wanted me to and i found it hot hehe
>>82235664but anon I have a discord pfp and goon friends and I'm not a tranny (do have a hot dick though)
>>82235664its hotter that way anyways, won't talk to anon if they don't have a goon stick ;3
ive been edging for the past 5 hours, help me keep the streak going~ need to lewd with other losers to help keep me going~051f0493aac9b212c73d1733aae18fd6f0571f4e955fcc90bc7f8dab6204349361
>>822356648 inches, 4, 5, 4, 3, 66, 7, 5, 6, 5, 5, 38, 3, 5, 4, 3, 75, 7, 3, 3, 5, 43, 7, 6, 2, 6, 53, 3, 4, 7, 8, 7
>>82228201Oh boo hoo. I'm on /trash/ to forget the world sucks.
>>82234541Who's your fav SU girl? Personally I feel a connection with Peridot but I look as Jasper/Lapis porn all the time. My favorite porn game with cartoony graphics is Bubble Guts on itch.io, I've gooned to that shit so much.
I picked up a long cigarette butt when I was out earlier and am tempted to smoke what's left of it and then eat it like a good little ashtray...
>>82236066Has to be Lapis. There's lots of pics with her having amazing tits on display. I like the art focusing on prostitution and ladies working the streets. I always liked to imagine they're doing this for the thrill and not for cash.
>>82236247It's probably stupid but I've always admired the trailer park whores, I love their look and sometimes I feel I'd be suited for sex work. Don't think I'd do it though.
>>82236297The high-end upper class escorts priding themselves on having rich and powerful clientele should be demoted to trailer trash whores working the corners while wearing the skimpiest and nastiest outfits possible. A prideful slut making hundreds of thousands per year without even having sex being downgraded to sucking greasy gooner cocks behind a dumpster for a few bucks and taking all sorts of nasty cocks up her shithole for fifty dollars or so.
>>82236558I wonder what my life would be like as a whore… Could be fun, but I only want pussyfree /co/fags so might be hard to find a suitable clientele base
>>82237282That makes two of us because I like to fantasize how fun or interesting my life would be if I was a hot bitch or a good looking femboy doing hookups for gooners, specially /trash/ goonstuds.If it's a /co/fag I should cosplay whatever character they have the hots for and let them fuck their 'waifu'.Everyone would be pussyfree because it's strictly anal only regardless if I have a pussy or a dick.
>>82237400/co/fag gooners are MADE for fat girl pussy and braphogging
>>82231255bumpiesss, im still gooningggg <33
>>82237483I'm going straight for the backhole. The proper way to lose your virginity is to let a dirty slut rip some nasty ass on your goonrod before you're pushing balls deep to make her shut it. After that some ass to mouth would be nice.
>>82237647/co/fags deserve to jack off and let me watch them while I fart. I love to just lay down on the couch with my ass up and fart hard as fuck, loud and proud.
>fatties being worshippedfine i'll post nudes i like to make cringe edits
>>82238419do u have a tag nonny...u look so hotttt~
>>82238419Hot edit.>>82238474wouldn't mind it too.
>>82238474I do, it's easy to find.>>82238511Thanks, I got more.
>>82238558Post more edits.
>>82238638I've got more some are really poorly made though, I need to make more.Not all are TADC related.
>>82239024Thank you, stroking.
>>82238419cicumsiscion is a crime
>>82239238It truly is.
>>82238419Do you have any edits with other characters? Also, show hole
I like taking pussyfree cucks and making them start gooning to menso far gone youre even denied 2D pussy
>>82241294>so far gone you're even denied 2D pussyFuuuckk pussyfree and censorship/denial combined always makes my peepee spurt like crazy
>>82240661>>82239024I also made one with Tsunade and cringe dialoge included.
>>82241294I wish I was less gay so I could be groomed like this
>>82242094You can still get groomed into other stuff
>>82241581>>82242094you have to be a little gay to be fair, but censorship/denial fetish makes this soo easymaking anons give up their cute waifus only allowed to fap/plap to men, and not even traps too only the kind of bulls that fuck waifus on the regular
>>82242390>Not even traps too only the kind of bulls that fuck waifus on the regularWho's gonna tell him?
>>82241593Show it, also nice taste
Do I fap to NEETgirl panty tf tonight as well? Being a loser girl’s only pair?
>>82243627No.Because then I can't fap to being yours
>>82243704What if we’re both owned by some loser girl? Spending our time in her panty drawer, hamper, and around her chubby hips?
>>82243627You did that last night, I was there, was fun
>>82243729As much as I love neet girls, I wanna be a neet boys panties today. They don't get enough attention.
>>82243759You be a neet boy's panties, I want to hear him fart and watch him jerk off.
>>82243754It’s good…>>82243759Boys dont wear panties, silly!
>>82243789Cute boys do!
>>82243789Tell me Anon, what else are you into besides the panty thing? You like other forms of humiliation?
>>82241294tag?
I’m gonna level with you now: I am a fat, trailer trash chick who’s in her 30s— I’m sad and I’m horny and I can’t do shit about it
>>82244526how fat and horny?
>>82244650I’m 250lbs and I’m in a medically induced manic episode, my libido has been goin strong for the past 4 days. Been purposefully not masturbating today.
>>82244677You gonna be okay?
>>82244758I’ve been off and on of wanting to kill myself. If I don’t want to die, then I’m masturbating.
>>82244825Oh... There's not much I can do to help, but I hope you get and feel better, nonny...
>>82244887It’s alright, I appreciate the well-wishes truly
>>82227483Tfw considering taping a picture of my female crush/bullies printed from their instagram to my onahole. anyone else ever do this?
>>82244677I know how that feels, girl. I know it's cliche advice but the best I have is to make some e friends and take a risk on an apartment somewhere else. If you're close by we can watch a movie or something. No sex, promise. I always appreciate new friends.
>>82235486>>82235605I want a discord gf like this...
>sits on your plushhow do you respond without sounding mad
>>82246006Don't think we didn't notice the gooner figurine
>>82246006Try to move the plush and use it as an excuse to squeeze your butt
>>82244039ntrranger
Just started to wake n bake and I'm already really wet
I wish I was fucking owned by someone, still pussyfree but controlled by a mean domme who keeps the keys to my chastity cage around their neck because of my lack of self control, and when they do unlock me all they do is edge me, wait for it to go soft; and lock my peepee back up again.
Going so dumb gooning for armpits, tongue out, no thoughts.Love how being a pussyfree gooner pushed me towards such embarrassing kinks.
>>82246006"please fart"
Pent up for abusive porn Mommies that want the WORST for me </3
>>82249143What sort of worst are you talking about?
>>82250530Nnnff I love Blaze
>>82250733i want her to cuck me
>>82250756Based! Being her cucky while she wears outfits like that would be so fun.
>>82250766I have an outfit for the occasion too!All I have to do is put on my little clitty cage before I can start~
>>82250838Lucky~ I want her to look at me like that while I twitch in a cage tooo~
>>82250882A slightly temperamental princess like her would love to have a harem of cucks I bet~
>>82250942Oh I'd consider myself lucky to be just one head in her harem, so yes! God I need her to be a total royal bitch to me~
This is why you should stay away from girls.
I've relapsed and bought poppers again, but its not fun to huff them alone.. I am looking for nonnies who wants to sniff them together while watching videos or exchanging pictures, or a dommy who'd turn my brains to mush with them.. >.<My tag is otokonokomopeko
anyone wanna watch me 2-finger stroke my stinky little virgin NEET cock and call me a loser?bapho0181
>>82253496Fuck
>>82249100Fart as loudly as possible
>>82253515Those are the types of girls virgin losers with permastinky penises deserve.
>>82231255bumpiesss, i woke up a bit ago and am pwaying vidya whilst gooninggg! still havent cummed yet <3
>>82258377gooning my gock to you posting mona, anon~ she is so hot and i wanna be just like her and with time i will~
>>82258442>gooning my gock to you posting mona, anon~ she is so hot and i wanna be just like her and with time i will~i'm certain you'll be just as hot as her soon trans-anon! make sure you edge lots to her today, mmkay?~
>>82258548thank you nonny, i'm almost at 2 months since i started hrt been so nice seeing my breasts grow, nipples got bigger and now look like they are hard all the timeand poke into my clothes, the bigger areola too. Changes i can probably never go back on and i love it they are really sensative too~ Feeling the breast buds behind my nipples is amazing.
>>82258733Came to jerk my dick to Mona. Ended up rubbing it to anon talking about herself.
>>82235218i couldn't resist ..
>>82259977I sure hope this is actually you..
>>82259977I want this to be my GF
>>82260347it is me!>>82260358... !
>>82260377The PFP and the IRL are both perfect how could I not want that?
how does one prone? whenever i try it it feels kinda weird or uncomfy and i dont feel much sexual pleasure, i feel like im doing it wrong but i rrly wanna ruin my dick and go limp
>>82260377stroking to you then!
>>82259977I love you
feeling weak for knots...
>>82261912I've been feeling weak over horse cock lately.I wonder how difficult it is to deep throat a knotted dildo now, maybe that will get me into knots heavily again.
Someone PLEASE post a picture of an ugly obese guy's cock for me to cum to...Or really anything else pathetic for me to spurt my load to.. please..
>>82263325nvm i came
Five words:Chubby loser girl panty TF.
everytime i quit i get worse in the relapse, im so cooked...
>>82264769I can tell you'll never stop relapsing by that image and where its from.
>>82264769>>82265255Why am I leaking for mouths...
>>82227483i want to get gangraped by male pokemon
I want to simp for a fat-assed queen so fucking bad bros.
Which is more pathetic:Being a virgin pussy free neet loserOr wanting to be the slave servant of a pussy free neet, having to beg to even get to rim them or whatever, and doing literally anything they say and begging for attention, but you have a functional career, social and sex life (with other people) outside of that?
>>82266835Ooh, what kind?
>>82262074How come 2B is the only girl looking good when she gets her ass drilled by the fattest cocks imaginable?
Hairy man ass that stinks good….
>>82270068me
>>82264615What kind of loser...