Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and CaptionsReliving the Golden Years EditionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82010323>Thread promptYou two have been together for years when your relationship suddenly reached an impasse. One day, you partner approaches you with an ultimatum: you WILL call them master from now on. (Or slave, depending on which direction you want to take it)>Directory of captionershttps://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a>Boorushttps://joi.booru.orghttps://captions.booru.orgThese sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.>Basic caption creation guideshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>Capper (free caption making software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper>Discord serversThe Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4JufLet's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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>>82234750Anon finds a single orc woman dressing up to feel pretty, some flirting later and Anon bags himself a girlfriend
>>82234750It seems like every other week Amy is on her Sonic bullshit, and frankly you're sick of having to hear your friend cry about a guy who's clearly not interested. With all other options of convincing her to move on exhausted you bring her up to your room, pull down your pants, and pull out your tool that'll hopefully force that fast fuck out of her head permanently.
>>82234750Panda husband cums inside his panda wife's walls and fucks her brains out, then they go on to make babies in order to preserve the panda species.
Any snuff femdom captions or something similar? No furshit please.
>>82236340>make the new thread now>have to bump it fifteen times a day until it gets to 300 repliesvs>wait and make the thread in a week>still have to bump it fifteen times a dayWhat's the upside to not having the thread for a week
>>82234738When Big The Cat invited you to "fish in the natural way," you thought it would be in nature, not that he'd be naked or that you'd be staring at his ass all day. But damn, his butt is bigger than your face; there's a reason he's called Big.
Bamp
>>82234738You come home from work to find your Pokémon wife, Blaziken, watching some old footage of her time as a battler along with your Torchic daughter, who looks positively enchanted, commenting on the fights and analysing them for her. Sometimes you wonder if you made the right choice retiring from the circuit. Blaziken lived for fighting, her calling was the battlefield, yet not once did she ever complain about becoming a stay at home wife.She hears you approching and turns with a smile so bright and loving that you remember why she never complained, because to her it didn't matter, it was never a problem, her love for fighting wasn't as big as the love she had for you, she'd stay by your side through thick and thin.>Daddy, I want to be a strong battler just like mommy!Your daughter suddenly blurted, and in that moment, you saw a flame light up inside your wife's eyes, and from the way her own eyes widened, and she gasped at you, she saw the same flame lighting inside yours.Looks like you're unretiring yourself, and all it took were the whims of your beloved child.
>>82234738Your newly caught Riolu was impatient to evolve, he wanted to turn into a big strong Lucario as fast as possible. You told him that to evolve the bond between you two needed to deepen, and with how fresh his capture was, it would time. He asked if there wasn't any other way to deepen this stupid bond so he could evolve already.And, well... there is one way, but he might not like it. It's quite invasive after all. Sure you're up to it? You ask. Anything! He says...He liked it, he liked it a lot, in fact.
>>82234738While touring the savannah, you were surrounded by a tribe of lionesses who told you that their previous alpha had left and that now the three of them were alone. They begged you to be their new alpha and to mate with them until they had your cubs.
>>82239114+1
>>82234738You'd heard college girls were super horny and that it wouldn't be hard to have sex, but what you didn't expect was that you'd be left with weak legs and a sore cock, just praying they'd get tired after the sixth round of sex
You're status as Canari's boyfriend is under wraps, got to keep up with illusion for the simps and all that. It doesn't stop a few fans from picking up on what's going on. So Canari sets up a "special" stream for her fans specifically the female ones spammed chat ask "is he single?" Hopefully you caged up gets the message across your off limits to chopped femcels.
>>82234738You're hanging out at your best friend's house, playing vidya, shooting the shit, all that jazz, while his mom is in the kitchen making dinner. Did you mention his mom is hot and single? Yeah well, the real reason you come to hang out isn't just to have fun with your friend, but to have "fun" with his mom too.You look at him, pretty damn busy trying to beat a boss you both have had trouble with, knowing he'll be too entertained by the game to notice anything out of the ordinary, and tell he can have your turns trying to beat him, you're gonna go check on his mom, see if she needs any "help" with dinner, you know, be a good guest and stuff.
>>82234738During your journey you find this fat Charizard sad, all on his own. You ask him what's wrong, and he tells you the other Charizards bully him because he's fat and can't fight well. You tell him that if he comes with you, you can make him a great fighter. He looks elated, but asks about his weight, you tell him what about it? He's cute, perfect and breedable the way he is, he doesn't need to be fit to be a great fighter.Cute? Perfect? B-Breedable? That's when he looks down and notice the tent you're pitching, and he realizes he finally found someone who truly appreciates him for who he is.
>>82234738In an attempt to help Asgore and Toriel reconcile, you decided to organize a rather romantic dinner for them, complete with alcohol—perhaps too much, because it got to the point where you lost sight of them both until you found them in your truck, completely naked and having sex. You also noticed that their kind and happy personalities had been replaced by boorish and horny ones. You realized that the alcohol you bought them was too strong for them, but before you could say anything, Asgore invited you to fuck his ex-wife while she gave him a blowjob. Asgore even lifted Toriel's dress so you could see her big ass.
>>82234738Argonian wife is waiting for husband to put a baby or 5 in her.
>>82234738Request deliveries.
>>82242961Best I can give you is a disgusted eye squint.
>>82234738Jack went into a strong heat; his dildo no longer satisfied him, he needed real meat. Jack begged his visitor to fuck him.
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>>82238611There more portalpussy stuff?
>>82234750Rarity was taking some measurements for anon but she was use to measuring nude models so his clothing was throwing her off. Without warning or hesitation the mare used her magic to yank the human's pants and undies down much to his surprise, but when the pants came down Rarity had no interest in measuring his two legs because the third one had peaked her interest. Rarity being the element of generosity and all will generously let this human ruin her with his oversized cock.
>>82248299>1 of 3Oh, do post the other parts. Hadn't seen this one before.
>>82248299>>82249034Sure!This is one of my caps, so feel free to let me know what you think. It was my first attempt at a three-parter.
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>>82234738Bowser modified the Piranha Plants so they could eat any meat, but he didn't expect them to trap him and that all the plants would want to suck his dick, or that the vines would want to put themselves in his ass.
>>82234725Verosika is having back to back hands free orgasms and desperately needs a baby put in her .
>>82234725Staying late at the dojo to meet HER [femdom] [muscle girl] [threats] [mentions of armpit & tits smothering] [teasing] (artist: cyberboi)
>>82234725It's the invasion of the jiangshi! And this undead boy will drain you over, and over, and over again~ (chi cultivation and draining) (teabagging) (blowjob) (genderless reader POV) (femboydom) [art: IN_YA1111]Being (kind of) faithful to chinese folklore and becoming a chi-cultivating slut to a femboy zombie are very novel ideas, I know.
>>82252136>femboydomFinally some good fucking food
>>82234738You're a novice adventurer starting your journey for the first time, but you need a weapon, so you go to the famous blacksmith Gigant to buy one of his famous swords. The problem is, they cost a lot of money, but Gigant makes you a deal. Being in the heat of the fire for so long has made him sweaty and horny, so he'll give you the sword for free if you fuck his ass.
>>82247242Unless I'm forgetting, just this one at the moment, though I'm sure I have more images earmarked for captions at some point.
Nah
>>82248299>>82249117>>82249129First off, muh heart.Second off, once again I have to praise the effort in the layout and extra prettiness - text effects for less steady-voiced parts, lighter text color for quieter words, and using line breaks to give certain sentences space - and thus, time - it all adds wonderful texture and oh I love it.Third off, why can't video game protagonist amnesia lead to this kind of wholesome comfy lewdness more often...Fourth off, I do not know if she's from a particular game, but now I'm interested.
Up you go
>>82234725You were kidnapped and offered as a sacrifise for summoning Vassago [human reader X anthro sub] [rimming] [prideful sub] [anal] [brief mention of groping, facesitting] (artist: SligarTheTiger)
>>82258821Nice
>>82256503Thank you, I'm really happy you enjoyed it.The female character's name is Seria Kirmin. She is something of the main heroine of Dungeon Fighter Online (also known as Dungeon & Fighter and Arad Senki).You rescue her from goblins during the game's tutorial quest. She becomes your roommate and is a romance option for male characters.She has almost total amnesia, and as a result has developed a serious phobia of being forgotten by other people. She often has horrible nightmares, but always tries to be happy anyway and throws herself into everything with genuine joy and a constant caring, loving attitude.She has a bunch of theme songs in the game, and they're all beautiful. The original one is my favorite:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eaO69AisTk
Up you go thread
>>82234725New cap! This one's quite vanilla.>Halflings are famed throughout the lands for being lovers and growers of food, and what of their harvests they do not eat themselves is sought after at a premium in the many markets of the Free Empire. One such lilliputian orcharder, a young woman whose pony-drawn cart and fine golden hair both always smell of red autumn apples, finds herself in peril on the way back from the tallfolk towns when she is beset by a pack of vicious dire wolves.>Just when all hope seems lost, a paladin bearing a blade longer than any halfling is tall appears and lays the beasts low, saving her life. Although she has lost her pony and he his steed in saving her, perhaps each has gained something too...TLDR; Stupid paladin doesn't realize cute halfling woman is in love with him.My typesetting challenge with this caption was again the colors. The image's palette is extremely muted, which I think works fantastically for the illustration, but was ill-suited for color-coding dialogue.I took inspiration from the medieval fantasy theme and elected to try something based on illuminated manuscripts, which often color the first letter of each sentence a bold red, blue or yellow.
>>82234725I made a thing. I was initially going to request it, but the request started getting to long and detailed, so I decided to just do it myself.It's a bit kinky
>>82234750Applejack knows you've been shirking your duties in the farm to fuck Big Mac's big fat stallion ass. She'll not tattle on Granny Smith if you breed her good the same way you breed her brother.
>>82234738The Gotham legal system is totally fucked you just went in to dispute a parking ticket and miraculously got a life sentence in Arkham asylum. As you go down the hall and see all these horrifying villains you are escorted to a room where you see your room mate who appears to be the one and only Harley Quinn in her villain costume for some reason. Unbeknownst to you said fucked up legal system made a deal with Harley in exchange for all the info she has on the Joker she wanted certain amenities one of those being "a hung stud who's just my type".
>>82264227Variant
>>82264227A John Doe becomes the new Mistah J sounds pretty nice. +1
>>82234750Carmelita's undercover work brought her to your lap. She's determined to extract what she needs from you despite what you say about knowing nothing.
>>82266143Fuuuuck, this one is old… Thanks for hanging on to it.
>>82253583Portal Pussy should be more widely used in everything.
Poke
Alive
>>82269488true
Sigh...
>>82252136Thanks for the boy dick
>>82273071*rapes and beheads you*
>>82269488It's a great way to work in public embarrassment/sex without going through ALL of the exhibitionism and legal ramifications.
>>82234750(You) Spend hours every week in Bob's burgers just so you can talk to Linda you love talking with her and seemingly the feeling is mutual. One day during one of your long conversations in the practically empty restraunt Linda brings up her love for yoga and offers that you should join her some time to which you blurt out you'd love before even thinking. A few days later you realize this was a big mistake because you realize Linda doesn't just have a banging personality she has a banging body now you're using every ounce of will power to contain your erection, but eventually deep in a stretch you give out and the beast is released.
>>82273974Indeed it is, plus it's more fun.
>>82234750You bf (brown fur) learns that his friend (white fur) is secretly in the closet and is this close to losing the strait persona because he really wants to suck a dick. Specifically, a human dick. So after some convincing on all parts, it leads to some gawking, sucking, fucking, and satisfaction.The pics are the order of which it happens.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11245763&tags=janis_%28twang%29https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11391488&tags=janis_%28twang%29https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11452839&tags=janis_%28twang%29
>>82234750Hilda and Rosa are starting to have doubts about this 'Summer Battle Seminar' while Cynthia sizes them up for their new servi- I mean battle gear and reassures them Mast- I mean Sensei will make everything clear when they enter the "Training" Room
Cap
>>82278950Why does a goddess need such a fat honky?
>>82234738Slappy is seriously regretting coming to this party cause not a soul seems to recognize her, they just want to talk to Bugs Bunny's broad and that Disney rabbit cop. The old squirrel was planning to drown her hazbin sorrows in sparkling champagne until you came along. You're Slappy's biggest fan, so despite the heavy security, you hopped the fence just to get a chance to meet your favorite star and celebrity crush.
>>82280381Why not?
>>82280381To store all her divinity, of course.
>>82282374Makes sense
Site was down for a while there.
>>82252136>>82252119Peak...
Hang in there, pretty please.
CAN I PLEASE FUCKING POST NOWWWW
Rise
Is anybody else getting a slow captcha?
>>82291771It took me 42 seconds to get this captcha
>>82291771The website is imploding
It's owari da...
May I 10 bump?
Oh hey captchas are ok now
Posting still appears hamstrung tho
>>82291771YesRelated to that maybe, is catbox giving anyone else blank uploads recently? I thought it got fixed.
>>82295647I've noticed a bunch of my stuff got 404'd, though mercifully my caps seem to be intact.
>>82295699Anything uploaded in september of last year got 404d, but is apparently being fixed. Is that the case for you?
>>82295814Yeah, looks like it's all September stuff. Guess I'll w8, thanks anon!
10 away
>>82234750Requesting caption ideas with these lovely dark souls ladies, i know jacksquat about the game or its lore
>>82298554bearer seek seek lest
>Connection error.I love this shitty piss soaked site
>>82234725New cap.
>>82300346meanwhile hoersgrill only has to say two words in return:>horse>pussy
>>82234750Judy walks in after a long day of work to find a pleasant surprise that her mom came to visit and the unpleasant surprise that she was getting railed by her boyfriend.
>>82300346I have a feeling that a situation like this will lead to a threeway with a horsegirl someday down the line, once the jealous dog has had a chance to get more confidence in the relationship lasting a while.Also 9 bump for horse.
The site is not in a good state tonight. I post in one thread, I'm told that it didn't work, but I refresh and there my post is. I post in another thread, it tells me it worked, but the post never shows up.
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>>82303204Gruntilda is hot, they should make a remake
Up, please!
Lizard bump from page 10.
At which point does a break from writing captions become a hiatus?
>>82309858It depends on the author.I try to publish a caption a week on average nowadays, so I'd consider it hiatic to take a couple weeks off in a row.But for an author who only publishes, say, five caps a year, they could potentially go months without a new caption without it really being a hiatus.
