Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/04/11Ball EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82142855[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Which is the perfect pokemon shape?
>>82229618>It might be a good thing that the Nidoking is in his pre encounter with the armored maximum drugs fucker. He might need the 'structural integrity' still, in here>>82226471>>82226529>>82226568>The are many eyes on the container, but are any of them familiar with ZODIAC's operations?>Still, there is one or tow things more to get from just visuals. Dandelion may notice, they have used similar containers before for transport of live pokemon. Though it may not necessarily be a pokemon inside>>82224867(Have to say that I appreciate the specific wordfilters at play)
>>82237450Beauty is in the eye of the beholder>>82236574Ha, next time I'll pretend I know what I'm talking aboutWow, how evil... I guess we should all worship Giratina instead. From what I've heard! I got no idea how humans know that, though.I've tried one. Do not reccommend.No? Maybe it's different in Galar. I don't know why they chose those! I prefer graveyard myself. What do you call it?>>82231297(one day I'll get my own VR headset)>>82217034>>82231297>>82236574>Doro can't help laughing when Taner makes -that- sound>Is this what it truly means to be an Eevee?>Wha-et's confidence in his newly acquired move only makes Doro's grin widen"Yep! you're a natural! Now you're even more prepared to conquer your enemies... maybe even win a gym battle?">He'll get this Sylveon to fight one day>The fox wonders if Teleo's actually going to let Wha-et eat a TM because of his prank
>>82236574(Beyond the mandatory games there isn’t much out there, which is a pleasant surprise when something new comes out.)Then why is he BLAMING you¿ and not the other huuu TWINK here Doro¿“Huuu I GUESS Doro IMPLANTED that wretched IDEA in my PURE and INNOCNET subconscious”>He puts on the blue to further enhance his claims>But then Teleo comes closer>He lets out a happy purring when Teleo get his nose>Successfully managed to get away, works EACH and every time.>>82237867(It's pretty good for some games, but the novelty wears off.)
>>82237689(Dan would know anything a normal grunt who stopped grunting a few years ago would know, and he and Anri would both know anything a lab rat could have figured out)(Nuit doesn't know jack but she's happy to be here)>Tricky situation>Dan knew that was a live specimen container, but Dandelion didn't have any reason to>Anri would know he was lying if he said he'd seen one like it before>Gotta think of a lie fast"I overheard the guards describe something called a 'live specimen container' once. That looks like what they described. Whatever's in there, it's probably alive."
>>82237689>He'll definitely need those in the near future.>Unless you rip those up, even if damaged, they'll heal fairly quickly anyway.
>>82237867You should have, I was completely convinced!Do not catch a smite for typing that! I'm not entirely sure either, but there has to be some amount of truth to that mythReally? Oh, so that means you know how to recreate that as an illusion...Oh dearI'm not sure we ever had a specific name for it, but I agree that graveyard is decent enough!>>82238447(yeah it feels that way, you never really hear much about VR titles)Because I was helping him and his mother with their recovery, and he tricked his mother into saying a slur, so he got grounded!"That evil fox, corrupting my poor innocent fairy!">Wha-et is beyond corrupt>Those damn blue eyes, what a cheater>In the end he can only chuckle and pull Wha-et in for some cuddles, he can't stay mad at that face for too long>Works every time!>>82237689>>82238522"Then it may be wise to look into cracking that thing open. I'll keep a close eye on it, if they decide to start doing anything with it I'll let you all know"
>>82226442>>82226471>>82226568>>82229618>Taner looks around the habitat, and the others come out of their balls when they get there>This place is clearly designed to make Pokemon comfortable, which he likes the idea of, though it may be a little on the hot side for him>But the question is... are they all in hiding, or something worse?>Fea comes out of his ball and looks around, as does Repose, but Taner doesn't call on Spiritomb quite yet, though his hand is on the ball"Hello?">Saying something is a risk; they all tense, expecting to be jumped at any moment. Star, Fea, and Repose immediately start sniffing the air and listening for any movement to cover for his greeting>He should have brought one of the guns he got from the people who went after the WANTED, but they were all in the RV because the League finding one in his backpack was a concern...>But he DOES attach one of the one Protector to himself, Star, Fea, and Repose. That extra layer of protection is one of the reasons Star didn't bench Taner with Oceana for this>Meanwhile, Team B>So, they are in the elevator when it stops>Lightspeed looks up to see if there's an escape hatch from the elevator, if there is, he'll jump up, aiming to jump out to the top of the elevator through it>Oceana is continuing to guide them over comms, looking up if these elevators have a manual override or reset code>Worst case, Nidoking could go through the walls but, not yet>As for the device...>Oceana glances at that"More chaos for them to deal with may be ideal right now, but whatever is in there may also become our problem once Zodiac is dealt with. Thoughts? As for hacking their devices… if you somehow get your hands on one of their datapads and physically hook it up to our network, I might be able to use it as a bridge to get into their local systems. But I can't access their encrypted locks wirelessly from here.">Else she'd have been able to hack Zodiac/Aether at any time, and that's beyond her
(Ugh Saturdays)>>82224584(I'll not only have that I'll use it right away, it's perfect for Saturdays)>>82225502It's the new buzzword and everyone is putting it everywhere, even where it clearly shouldn't be.For the resume thing, what I've heard people doing is just putting all the keywords they think the AI is looking for in tiny text that matches the color of the background somewhere in there, so the AI will read it like it's just normal and bump it up the chain but the human's will just think "huh, the AI said this was a good match."It is, I see that Dandelion already explained it, though!I had tool, before that point. Stopped for a while after that second time...Oh. I, don't know any of those websites but I'll figure it out!The good ol days with tons of viruses?>>82226690(Nope on the first one and while the second one was more plausible, also nope on that)(If Oceana were a normal Pokemon who hadn't spend some time studying things like cybersecurity, it'd probably have been "Scamp")(But she did study that, so it's actually Ajw7@F)Cr1_e2K\2, which she has saved to a password manager instead of memorizing... good luck on that one)>>82231297>>82236574>>82237867>Taner's fur is now wet, which manages him to pull off the "I'm suffering/befuddled" look even better"I don't understand you sometimes...">Taner says to Wha-et>After he jumps off the table, he shakes himself and says back"Pretty much anyone can learn Shadow Ball!">He's taught Shadow Ball to pretty much everyone he meets, it's almost a tradition at this point!>>82237450>Which is the perfect pokemon shape?I'm bias and going to say "big ears, fluffy, good tail, fox-like" shape!>>82239659What... are those?
>>82239693>>82238522>>82242122>>82241020>TEAM A>Usually, the place would be busy and noisy>But now, it seems indeed everyone is in hiding>...except for whoever is running in Taner's direction!>Seems to be a pair of some small creatures>If anyone can feel psychic activity, they would detect a faint signal from the center of the artificial forest>TEAM B>And, lights out too!>The employee is almost panicking"Come on, come on, we are so damn close!">A few bangs to the panel for good measure"They did it the madmen, they sabotaged the main elevator, it is stuck...">There is indeed an escape hatch out, but, the elevator itself is large (and also triangula, of all things)>A pokemon like Lightspeed can easily jump up. But getting the Aether employee out may be tricky"Ah, uhm, we are two levels above the destination, and there are emergency stairs nearby...I think..... Between the lower habitats.">More trying to get an emergency signal out"Damn it all, I think they physically severed the power.">Message inbound from Sam"Confirm, there is a localized power shut off in the elevator shaft. They REALLY want us out of the labs.">TEAM C>That is a good guess>For now, no one is approaching it, the grunts more focused in that no one else gets to the docks>So far, nothing is coming down the building, either>The device itself seems to be something custom built, if crude. Someone has a purpose in mind for this container.
(nevening yall.)
>>82244156(nevening to you as well!)>>82243630>>82241020>>82238522>>82239693>Team A>Do they sense an aura of Shade/Shadow intent from the approaching pair? If not, Taner is prepared to be friendly, though he keeps his distance>Star, Fea, and Repose tense, ready to use Protect if the creatures lunge at them>Star's ears twitch as she picks up the faint psychic activity from the center of the artificial forest. She focuses on it for a split second-- does it feel natural or hostile?>Team B>Lightspeed would try to reassure said employee, but a mistake was made: there is no human to speak to him in this group at all, Sam is on the coms thankfully, but everyone else but Taner is a Pokemon>Lightspeed looks around for an emergency ladder up there, or anything he can put a paw on to provide power to the elevator again>Even if he ends up frying it, it's already useless right now>Nidoking could through the guy up to Lightspeed, but... yeah, no, he's not reliable enough to ask him to do that>Oceana spends a few moments typing up a message to be read out loud to the employee, who Taner presumable gave a camera headband to as well"Could a Jolteon to power the elevator? Is it safe to bust down the door?">If they are really wanted out of the labs, they'd better get TO the labs, quick!>Team C>Whatever the purpose, it's a Zodiac purpose>Oceana seems to consider"If we're going to snipe that container's locking mechanism open to cause a distraction, now is the best time. Everyone currently near it is Zodiac.">And if nothing is in it, that'll make it all the harder to put whatever they want in it, in it(And now I sleep, goodnight!)
>>82243630(Would Dan or Anri have any idea what this purpose is? Or do they see anything on their cams?)>>82244464A: "It feels wrong to say from the backline, but there are so many of you that I can't imagine whatever's inside troubling you after it's exhausted itself on ZODIAC grunts."D: "So far everything's going according to their plan. Let's throw 'em a curveball, make 'em react to us for once."
>>82244464(hell yeah.)(got myself one of the best legacy pets today.)
>>82244464(oh, and gn u.)
(tofuroc posted these on his twitter. yummy)
>>82242122>>82243630>>82244464>>82244663>Lots of technical jargon from Oceana that goes well over Teleo’s head“Well, I could probably get a data pad if some grunt carrying one wanders off a little too far, not difficult for me to sneak up cloaked. Not sure how to go about hooking it up to our network though for you to work your magic”>Sniping the lock would be a piece of cake though>But would it actually cause the mechanisms to fail and open the container? Or freeze up the system and keep it locked?>Either way seems like a win“We would have to deal with it afterwards, yes. But I have a feeling we would need to do so regardless during this mission. Might as well let it rampage the docks and exhaust itself before doing so, eh? How about this, seems like everyone agrees we should let it loose, so once our point men engage with the enemy, I’ll shoot the lock off. That way ZODIAC is now suddenly dealing with a three-front assault all at the same time and needs to scramble”>Might be able to sneak in and scoop up a data pad that way as well, should be good information in one of those>>82246785(Oooh that looks tasty!)
>>82241020Something for the futureDon't worry I won't actually worship Giratina. Must be!I sure do! Extreme sour, soon extreme spice... I'll have an arsenal of weapons-grade taste sensations!Then that's what it'll be!
>>82248273(norning.)(check out the idleon pet i got earlier. >>82245487. it has a great bonus effect that gives you access to all large alchemy bubbles without actually equipping one.)(effects like, multi-ore, log, fish, bug, exp and drop rate, to name a few.)
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>>82241020(Yeah, I’ve mostly stick to VR mods or ports of normal games, and minigolf, I love minigolf, even got golf club attachment for FULL IMMERSION )Lol, Lmao, poor Dandelion, but nothing that BEGGING for forgiveness can’t fix.“That’s RIGHT¡ I am the victim here, I am ALWAYS the victim no matter what¡”>He is a Paladín of PURENESS>He is even rewarded for the his meeni actions.>The fairy’s tablet ringing, which causes his ears to rise suddenly suddenly, there is genuine confusion in his face“I thought I muted that THING let me....”>He unwraps Teleo and picks his bag off the floor, sitting on the other side of the bed.>He gives the big expensive thing a few ribbon swiped here and there, his neck turns realizing who the call comes from.“Let me huuu take this, might be IMPORTANT”>He jumps out and moves outside the bedroom wanting some privacy>Muffled voices of concern from the fairy echo here and there, specifically stuff like “I can’t hear you” and multiple variation of “What?”>This goes for a worryingly long time until the fairy comes back into Teleo’s room, the tablet sounding a weird assortment of static with an occasional pokemon voice coming out >It roughly sounds like another vee through the line but the noise is too much“Is the PHONE out or something I can’t hear anything, I even tried enabled speaker mode but nothing, is your PHONE working¿”>All phones are in fact working perfectly>>82242133>>82237867>>82236574“You all QUAKED¡”>Wha-et tail wags and excitednly jumps up and down, with Teleo’s adulation“I could BEAT any gym I want, but I’d RATHER not reveal my power to the HUMMIES¡”>Doro vs Wha-et would be a 1 hit K.O“I-I want all the FAIRY type TMs, just to HUUUUU check wha tthe hummies THINK our powers limits are¡”>He turns to Tanner“That’s a ghost right¿ U have it’s TM¿”
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>>82242133I heard of that. I’m a little weary about that strategy bc I also heard that they’re kind of onto that, now. Not sure how, but, I dunno.RipIt’s simple, ez pz. Would be better if not entirely on mobile, but still totally doable either wayNot if you’re a skiiiiilledPiratehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82142855/#q82225991 (dandelion)Uhhhh ok. Weirdo. Thank u for explanation Taner is a goodie goodie. But is he too good for piracy? HmmmmI don’t know. It’s a victimless crime in myyyyy opinion, 90% of the time
>>82249351Constant schemer you are…Unless its to break fairy wards to further your crimes, hehehAnd you were oh so dreading our little food challenge, imagine all of the weapons of mass destruction you’ll learn from that? Gym leaders won’t expect a thing! Imagine sweeping the championship because you made the opposing mon taste cotton candy barbeque wings>>82250007(oh that’s cute! And that sounds really useful, so it just gives you all the alchemy buffs for free? exp and drop rate seem super useful!)>>82252219(ahh yeah, I need to give mods like that a try. Minigolf games seem like they’d be pretty fun. Lol, honestly that’s pretty cool)I think begging only gets you into more trouble with Anri>Oh yes, always the victim, never his fault>And Teleo keeps enabling this behavior for the most part>Curse those blue eyes>Huh, this is the first time he’s seen Wha-et get a call while they were together>Who could that be? Family member?“No worries, take your time”>...Seems like he’s having a whole lot of trouble with it. Teleo is about to get up to see if he requires assistance but the fairy reenters before he can“Uh, it should, let me check”>Messing around with his phone, he doesn’t see anything wrong!“You can use my phone to call them back, may work better. Maybe your tablet just doesn’t have cross region connection?”>Teleo passes his device over to a ribbon while giving a curious glance at the tablet to see who Wha-et is trying to talk to>>82242133>>82237867>>82252219>Wha-et is truly an enigma. At least Taner’s display seems to work!>Ah, the gym challenge again“Indeed, I’m sure Wha-et just doesn’t want to crush the spirits of the gym leader by defeating them so easily”>Teleo chuckles and nods“We can go look for fairy TMs later, and I’ll let you pick whichever one you like best”>Unfortunately Wha-et will need a ball for it to work“Is that so Taner? Does that mean you can use it right now?”
>>82256477(well, upgrading the bubbles still cost materials, but that's fine. the sheepie lets you use all of the large bubbles you have unlocked without the equip limit of 3 large bubbles, depending on alchemy level. it's handy because there's a lot of large bubbles that benefit you a bunch.)
>>82256699>>82256477(the small bubbles are all passive though.)
>>82256699(Ok yeah, so it just gives you access to the big buffs you have without making you pick and choose. Pretty handy! There other pets that have similarly powerful effects?)
>>82257193https://idleon.wiki/wiki/Pets(tons of effects, yeah. some better than others imo, but the best thing is you just need to have the pet, not equip it, to get the bonuses.)(you can roll a legacy pet once a week or a newer set once a day, iirc, if you don't want use real money to roll for a pet. slower but it works.)(idleon's on ios too if you're curious to see it yourself.)
>>82249351The BIRD has Landed, I repeat the BIRD HAS landed¡>>82256477(Subnautica is a pretty good one, I never played it before so it was a great experience. Well there is only one game, Walkabout minigolf, they pretty much cornered the market)He HASN'T learned how to DO it porperly>The static sounds is pretty loud through the entire ordeal with the fairy worry somehow increasing>The phone just shows a contact “Jane” and that’s all, Wha-et just stares dumbfounded at all the setting“Cross Region what¿ How do you enable that¿”>Teleo and Wha-et go back an forth trying to fix issue, but to not avail>Suddenly and abruptly the static goes away replaced by the voice of an Espeon coming out of the speakers, crystal clearE:“WHERE ARE YOU MY LOVE!, WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME!”>Wha-et is startled and drops the device on the bedE:“I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME ALL DAY”E:“THE KIDS ARE CRYING AND ASKING ME ABOUT YOU”>After the initial shock, a massive blush covers the Sylveon’sE:“YOU MISSED YOUR SHIFT AT THE WHORE HOUSE”>With a massive smile he picks up the device and yells at it“SHUT UP BITCH, YOU SCARED ME”>Then a giggling of multiple eevees can be heard through the tablet, a Glaceon sound stands above themG:”Where are you? Are you fucking old men for money again, you loose whore? >He sits on the bed his tail wagging“I’m NOT YOU, I told you I FOUND SOMEONE and I’m at G*LAR with him¡”>The voices fade away as all three seemingly talk to each other until a Leafeon speaks upL:”Prove it”E:”Yeah show us you are not with an ugly fat bald man in a motel”“I am NOT proving you shit, get fucked, How did you got Jane’s phone”>The phone receives a request to start a videocallG:”Do it or we TELL Jane you are death, and take all your stuff”>Wha-et looks at Teleo asking him for permission, turning off the mic of his tablet“They are my sisters, they want to see you”G:”This slut turned off his mic”E:”You are scared that I will steal off your mate.”
>>82244464>>82244663>>82248273>TEAM A>The approaching pair does not seem malicious>Actually, they are trying to warn them>"RUN! RUN!">"IT IS COMING FOR US!">It is...a Pachirisu and an Emolga>If not stopped, they'll run past the team>Star is sensing the activity>A split second is not enough, but, it is something that feels familiar. That 'dual presence',...>TEAM B>An emergency ladder will have to be brought from outside, alas>That is just poor OSHAWOTT compliance>Powering up the elevator?"I fear the safety clamps are already active. It is not budging without a repair crew..">Thinking..."There may be a ladder in one of the store rooms in this level. But hey, focus on stopping those bad guys right?...unless there are more keypads in the way down...">Decisions, decisions>TEAM C>Will Teleo snipe off the locks?>There are at least five locks and one central unit>>82244663(Other than live pokemon transport, not really)>>82244156(And an evening to you too)
>>82259029(sup.)
>>82257760(oh that's nice that you get the bonus even if it isn't active, usually that's not the case. yeah I might check it out some time, something to do at work at least)>>82257971(oh god lol subnautica would be terrifying. I think I recall hearing about walkabout, I'll check it out)Maybe you need to teach your newest customer then. Paid lessons and all thatMaybe... 100 poke>Whatever setting fiddling they did didn't even matter, as it was all one giant prank>Teleon leans back as the Eevees start yelling at each other rather vulgarly...>He now understand what Wha-et means when he says his sisters are 'bitches'"Oh my...">He's assuming Jane is his human?...>And now they're all clamoring to see him, ugh, right after waking up from a nap too"Well this was bound to happen sooner or later... I suppose lets just get it over with, come on">Teleo sits up and gets out of bed, bidding Wha-et to follow him out to the balcony where he scoots the chairs close together and sits in one of them>When Wha-et hops into the other and, after a nod, accepts the incoming videocall request, Teleo leans into view and gives them a confident smile and wave"Hello. My name is Teleo, its a pleasure to finally meet">This is going to be hell, isn't it>>82259029>>82244663>>82244464>Final answer is Teleo will start to snipe the locks off once he hears the others engage with the enemy>Even with that many targets, hitting them all in a short amount of time should be a piece of cake at this distance for Teleo>But 6 shots would definitely give away his position, so moving to the next perch would take some time away from guarding the entrances...
>>82259991(i mean, here it makes sense since all your characters benefit each other in one way or another.)(especially that voidwalker.)
>>82256227Maybe, but even so, it still gets you in and might show that you are aware enough to do research? Then again, I don't want to pretend I have any idea what hiring managers think. That's a nice part of being a trainer: I don't have to deal with that very much. And my resume is pretty simple, it goes like "hey, look at these badges, these are a lot of badges aren't they? I've fought the elite 4 and the Alola champion, want to hire me?"I mean, we have some good quality cameras too so we could use one of those, I suppose. Might be nice to use them for something fun!True!>>82256477>>82237867>>82252219"Yeah, I do, and I can!">Taner fires a Shadow Ball at a tree!>It doesn't do all that much, he's not a very powerful Pokemon, but he can use it!"Seems like that, at least, seems to 'keep' whenever I go back and forth, so that's nice.">The issue is, Wha-et would have to have a ball to learn it for real...
>>82244663>Team A>Taner shouts"Has everyone else got out?">He's hoping they'll be able to reply as they are running, he isn't going to try to stop them>If they say yes, everyone else has escaped, he's just going to bail and probably help Lightspeed>If they say no, then he'll have to stand his ground, even as Star offers, outside the mind link so the others can hear...>"Something is approaching. It's psychic. Duel presence...">Taner pales"Does it feel like Epyslon?">If so, Taner will run in a direction that gets it away from where any other Pokemon are likely to be>Right now, Epyslon is basically a bomb that's about to go off in a less than 3 minutes and what happens then could be just about anything>Team B>They are in a tricky situation right now, then>Technically, Lightspeed has a few ways to just, get to the labs really quickly himself while leaving the employee stranded-- the elevator should be safe at least>But if he can't get in without said employee, what will he do?>Can he jump up to a doorway above the elevator shaft and use that to get to the stairs? If it's in ball-throwing distance he can reach it regardless>Oceana chimes in, having needed to type something up so the employee can hear it having slowed her down slightly but it comes out in human-speak, though it was very clearly typed up in a hurry without regards for grammar or other checks"Nidoking busting door safe? Bottom of elevator shaft safe, leads out?">Team C>To Teleo she says"If it has web access I'll just need you to type in a specific url, which will install an app that gives me a backdoor into the device and every device it's connected to.">How much will that help? It depends on how much they are using their devices to communicate>Oceana seems to be in agreement with Anri and Dan, and seems Teleo is too"Agreed. Hit the central unit and the locks from your first position, then immediately relocate to your covered position before they can trace your shots."
>>82260466>>82259029>In the Pokeball, he hears the words "Nidoking" and "Busting door">Oh he's ready to fight.>In the meantime since all I can do is wait.>Have a new gen.
>>82260248(true, definitely in theme with the game from what it seems)>>82260466>>82259029"Roger that~! Let me know when the fighting inside starts and I'll start shooting. I already got it lined up juuust right">Indeed he does. Teleo's perch has great visibility of the container and his steady aim is already trained, just need to wait for the right time
>>82256477I'm always schemeing :)Well I wouldn't -mean- it, you know?Well yeah, but that's afterwards! I'm still dreading the process of learning those tastes in the first place...>>82257971Huh? Bird? What bird? Wha-et what does that mean?>>82252219>>82256477>>82260449>Clearly they were all terrified!>Doro chuckles and nods in agreement"Riiiight. Can't reveal how strong you really are.">It would be a fight to behold... for a few seconds>It seems Teleo has a new quest: Acquire all the Fairy TMs>Taner's little show of firing off a Shadow Ball gets Doro's attention"You know... Taner, have you learned Hidden Power yet? I'm curious which Type yours would end up being."
>>82262910(here i go grinding again. see ya)
>>82260466>>82261874>>82262910>TEAM A>That gets the fleeing pokemon's attention"NO!""There is a weird pokemon there! Took many of us! Took our friends!""He did something to them! They are coming...!">...the ground is rumbling>There is SOMETHING ELSE approaching"That WAS our friend! We need to run!">And off they go before the SOMETHING catches up>SOMETHING coming from underground!>The psychic presence is weird>It feels like one mind, but, blink and you miss it, there is something else more>And the mind Star may feel, she has felt it before. No other mind has such a mismatic malice: Epsylon>TEAM B"We are in between floors, the door leads to just the shaft wall. Bottom should be safe, but it is a big drop still.">Time is pressing>TEAM C>As tempting as it would be to shoot right now, maybe adding to further chaos would be better...if it works>>82259978(Heyaa)
The next day the motherfucker was dead
>>82266248bring back old style pokedexes, enough of the stupid rotomphones
>>82266281Does the RotomDex and Phones even do anything older devices can't?
>>82266354nag you
>>82266362Waow, so useful. /s
>>82264083(how you doing zap?)
Get up I get
>>82263663What nefarious deeds are you planning, fox…Art is pain, Doro. All the great and famous historical artists suffered for their craft. If you truly wish to become a master you must do the same. In order to enjoy the fruits of your labor, you must water the seeds with your bloodWoe, bird be upon ye
>>82269447Why would my schemes be nefarious? They're good schemes, I promise!Uhh, don't know if I'd put it in such an ominous way, but I guess that makes sense. Though speaking of art, I'm told making an illusion of what I want to draw on paper and then tracing it is cheating, thoughts?No.... Noooo!!!!!
>>82269694When are schemes not nefarious? That is sort of the connotation of that word! Otherwise they’d just be plans!The weight of artistry should not be taken lightly, Doro…Well… I would think so? You have to make the illusion yourself, and th quality of which depends on your skill at it, so it’s not as though you are relying on some external machine or program to do it for you. I feel like that would be similar to calling an artist that traces over their own self-made 3D models cheating? I’m not an artist though, so perhaps my outlook on the matter is flawed. Why, who called you out on that?Bird up
>>82270388I Wouldn’t* think it is cheating. Arceus above I will strangle whichever human created this autocorrect feature
wahoo
>>82262910>>82261874>>82262910>>82238522>Team A"Go to the entrance, of Aether, there are Pokemon out there who will help!">As best they can, anyway>"It is him.">Star confirms>It sounds like Zodiac just let Epyslon loose in the habitat to turn innocent Pokemon into Shades>Was there even a tactical reason for it, or was it just a sick distraction? Taner's hands curl into fists"Arceus damn them... I don't think we can take on Epyslon. But can we keep him distracted long enough for Beryl's spell to take hold, and then attack?">Star's ears flatten against her head>"He is not the only worry. Continue running. Prepare for an attack from below.">Taner and the others sprint, keeping their footing light, as Star and Repose ready themselves to intercept whatever is about to burst from the ground beneath them>Team B>Lightspeed knows what to do, there's no time to second guess>He leaps off the top of the elevator car, plummeting down the dark shaft>A split second after he jumps, he recalls himself into his Friendball. The durable sphere, along with the items/balls in the satchel, free-fall until he hears the sharp clack of the ball hitting the bottom and releases himself>He quickly reattaches the satchel, scoops up any scattered item/balls, and looks for the nearest maintenance door at the bottom of the pit>Time for Oceana to start redirecting him...>As for the employee in the elevator, sadly, there's not much they can do for him right now, maybe they can get the elevator back on some other way somehow, Oceana will look into that as soon as she's done directing Lightspeed>Team C>Oceana relays the sitrep to Teleo and the sniper team:"Affirmative. Star confirms Epyslon is loose in the main habitat and there are Pokemon retreating from him. The elevator was shut down mid-lift; Lightspeed is finding another way into the labs. Both groups have yet to engage."But listening to the rumble on the comms, it sounds like that's about to change any second now…
(nafternoon yall.)
>>82259991That’s a GREAT Idea, I will tell him, since he is a REPEATED costumer I shall give him a discount¡“Make sure to IMPRESS them Teleo¡ rub your huuu CHARMS on those meenis¡”>Wha-et wags his tail, the opportunity to parade Teleo to his siblings. So perfect >Wha-et pushes the Ipad so both of he are in the frame taking a time to place his lavander necklage in perfect position to impress->The video feed is on and shows them three pair of eevee eyes all fighting to see the screen, pushing and shoving eachother at the same timeG:”Pink? Must be a female”E: “No fucking way, it’s obviusly a fag like him, all pinks are gay”“But you are ALSO PINK and a BITCH”L:”He is right, you are pink”G:”and gay”>The espeon swipes at the leafeon and glaceon, almost inciting three way fight a common occurrence between them.E:”No I’m not, It’s purple, it’s a different color”>After judging Teleo’s appearance the eevees are not done, they quickly shift towards other different mattersE:”He looks Broke”“No HE ISN’T, I found my...Blu-”>Wha-et looks at Teleo can’t really say he is a blue prince now“P...ping prince, and we are at his castle¡ CLOSE to the FANCIES port in all of G*ALAR¡”G:”Definitely Broke”>Wha-et huffs and frowns he a part of his PRIDE is on THE LINE“TELEO, show my ESPEON sister your TERRITORIES¡ destroy their eyes with the OPULENCE¡”E:”I’m not your sister and I’m Marc!”>Wha-et giggles funniest shit ever>>82260449>>82263663>>82256477“Exactly maybe one day your are STRONG enough, you’ll get it>He’d probably surrender before getting hit“They should have a Moonblast TM here in Kalos¡”>Wha-et doesn’t know there is no Moonbeam TM“Oooo impressive”>He just learned a TM without a ball, it is entierelly possible“Okay, GIVE IT TO ME¡ but you better clean it off first, don’t want to indirect KISS whoever used it last...”>Such a demanding sylveon, and technicaly just did that with Doro just seconds before>>82263663IT is a CODE DORO, decipher it¡
>Meanwhile>Who knows what Taner and Doro are doing now after the Snowbelle gym. >I don't even remember.>So, Phoxy is headed to the Lumiose City Gym.>Electric type, not very effective against plants.>Should be fairly easy for her.>1 to 8 to win.
>>82275124>>82261874>>82262910>>82244663>TEAM A>The pair of rodents keeps running. Off they go, hopefully to safety>Epsylon is nearby and doing whoever knows to captured pokemon>But it is the released ones the more immediate worry!>From below, an attacker emerges. It is an Excadrill, and it is clearly out of it's mind, and showing initial signs of the Perfect Shade process. Absolutely rabid, aggressive, and target locked on Taner>It would be a good idea to do something immediately.>Important note: the Aether Foundation has an empty Pokeball jammer affecting the entire facility. But maybe it can be disabled or bypassed, if needed...>TEAM B>A bold strategy from LIghtspeed>Hopefully it is not counterproductive, as the bottom of the shaft is considerably further from the labs than where the elevator was stuck.>That said, it does put him closer to the Docks now>TEAM C>Nothing still...>>82266595(woooooork is being done aaaaaaaaaaaaa)
>>82276898(oough...)
>>82261874(oh dang, missed this one last night, this turned out really nice!)>>82276474Repeated? How much has he bought from you?>Wow, these are Wha-et's siblings...>Teleo feels his eye twitch at their constant bickering. Holy hell are they irritating already>The Espeon is especially getting on his nerves"Wow, sure are a colorful lot">And not because they're Eevees>His eyes glance between the three and eventually settle on the psychic. He lets out an unamused snort"...These are your nasty sisters? They all look weak to me, you could probably beat them">Now Wha-et's asking him to flex his money>Teleo pinches his brow and sighs"Whatever, show them what you want. I feel like I already need a drink">>82276474>>82260449>>82263663"Its boring to punch down">Moonblast huh?"Don't you already know moonblast?">The move that doesn't exist>Teleo gives Taner a thumbs up"Nice! That was honestly pretty solid for how little you like to battle as an Eevee">And now Wha-et wants to learn. If Taner actually gives it to him, the fairy's faith in Doro's illusion will crack>Teleo pauses and taps his chin when Hidden Power is mentioned"I'd be curious as well! Honestly, I'm not sure what mine would be either!"
>>82278620(A well trained eye will find out which style that picture was based on)
>>82261874>He'll get his chance soon enough>That's a really lovely gen!>>82266595(I do enjoy all these Jolteons :) )>>82276474>>82263663>>82278620>Taner smiles at Teleo, tail wagging again, splashing a bit of water with each wag"Thank you!">Taner would also probably surrender before getting hit, depending on the circumstances>Taner looks at Doro and shakes his fur again"I haven't! I do wonder what it'd be. I think Dart has the TM, still!">And now that Dart will be showing up for his birthday, Teleo might be able to learn it, too>But now, for Wha-et"Um.">Taner glances at Doro>What can he do, without saying it was a prank and actually, you DO need a different way to learn TMs?>Also he doesn't want to tell Wha-et there is no TM for Moonblast, so he's doubly in a bind here"Sorry, my ears are wet from the hazing, you'll have to tell me what you said later! I better start getting things cleaned up!">He says, and starts running to the furthest away thing to clean he can see>>82276795>They'd have been going back and going down the routes and towns before this, though I'm setting this so this happens right before that>Congrats on the win!>Did the Falinks battle too?
>>82276898>>82261874>>82262910>>82244663>Team A>That is a bad time>Taner does recall the Pokeball jammer normally he'd have liked that, but"Is there any way to turn the Pokeball Jammer off?">He asks, between Sam, Oceana, and the employee in the elevator, he figures someone could respond>For now, Taner regrets they have no choice but to attack-- unless>How much of that cure do they have in the backpack, again? Enough to use a dose here, perhaps?>Still have to get it to it, though>Repose uses Confuse Ray, Fea uses Disarming Voice, and Star uses Protect this turn, if it attacks Taner it'll be blocked>Taner uses "search the backpack for a cure">Team B>The bottom might be at that, but Lightspeed can take the stairs and still get there quicker than trying to stand around fixing an elevator that the Jolteon frankly has no idea whatsoever how to deal with>He uses Agility, his fur sparking as he pushes his speed to the limit>He doesn't even run up the steps; he leaps up ten at a time, barely touching the landings before launching himself off the walls to clear the tight corners>There's a reason he was picked to lead the infiltration squad... he's probably faster than an elevator, the only reason they were taking it in the first place was because the employee wouldn't have been able to keep up>Oceana guides him to the floor the labs will be on>Trying to follow his camera would be dizzying
>>82279675https://x.com/Ttttttinng12(same.)
>>82279021(no clue)>>82279590(nevening doggy)
>>82280098(nevening lizurd :p)
>>82270388I'm trying to make schemes seem less evil!I'm not taking it lightly! Trust me the dread is tangtible!Okay cool! I honestly forgot who said it exactly but they said it was cheating to do it that way.I guess I am kinda sidestepping learning all the art principles everyone else needs to.>>82270409There's an option to turn it off, isn't there?>>82276474Does that mean you've arrived in Kalos?>>82276474>>82278620>>82279675"Maybe once I become champion. Give me time, I'll get there eventually.">He's got the confidence for it, or at least he pretends to have it>Luckily for Wha-et and Taner, Doro wouldn't fight either of them if they didn't want to!>Then, to Taner..."For some reason I think Flying type might fit you pretty well.">And then, when Teleo shows interest as well..."Hmm... well it'd be fitting if you had Fairy type and Wha-et got Water respectively.">He snickers when Taner gives him that look, shrugging>Doro would do the illusion again if that TM existed>>82276795>What Taner said!>Phoxy would get congratulations from Doro and co. as well for her victory on the first try
>>82281083You will not fool me fox, who knows what dirty deeds you are actually planning...Fear the food crimes, Doro. By the gods fear itI guess you sort of are in a sense, I don't know, I don't think its that big of a deal. Unless you're like, intentionally lying by saying you drew something without the help of an illusion. At least its good practice to learn how certain things are drawn!Yes I could turn it off, but then I have the issue of retyping every other word multiple times because they don't make pokegear with large hands like mine in mind. I cannot win, Doro, its so saaaad
>>82279777>>82261874>>82262910>>82244663>TEAM A>A positively bad time>Sam in the comms"Thaaat uh, ZODIAC is also trying that, and failing. why would you need it off you too?">Taner has three doses, and those come in very short supply with what the Bureau knows so far of them.. On top of needing to be kept refrigerated but, that is the least of the issues right now.>777!>It also does not help that the Excadrill is of such unbridled rabidness that it barrels through both Confuse Ray and Disarming voice, only to slam into the Protect!>Undeterred, it immediately uses Swords Dance, eyeing any opponents to be the next target. It is a fight!>Shade Excadrill: 5/5 +2 ATK>It helps that the Perfect Shade mutation has just barely began taking root>It may be cured still, butt, how do you inject the cure if it keeps attacking?>TEAM B>Up some maintenance stairs he goes>Docks, storage, storage, service floors...labs!>But not yet at the floor of the Secret Labs. Careful now, Lightspeed can hear some ZODIAC hooligans guarding and looking over what else might be worth taking with them>...as well as guarding locked rooms. Seems they got hostages in this floor too.>TEAM C>Awaiting...
>>82283634
Did you know?Mixing bleach with Wooloo wool and Slaking moss results in a violent explosion?I sure didn'tBoy howdy I love learning new things >>82261874(AURORA BOREALIS?!)
>>82283722That is a rather strange combination to result in something like that. Any ideas on why that is? Hopefully the damage from it wasn’t too severe!
>>82283722did you eat the servers again?
Feeding trainers I beat to my Scolipede, serial killer edition>>82285876No but my Scolipede did
(roobeer)
>>82287388(Dawg with da beer)
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>>82281083NO¡ Think, okay huuu THE alligator BITTEN the lizard’s crest¡I am waiting for my reward>>82278620He bought an ANTI-GHOSTIE NECKLACE that got LOST in delivery, so I made ANOTHER one will DELIVER it when I see him¡>Teleo’s remark makes all three eevees stare back at him, a common threat to unite them as oneGla: Look who is talking!Esp: You have like, all our colors combined>They all frown at the mean pink pokemon apparently forgetting the prank they just made a few minutes ago“I HAVE beaten them MULTIPLE times, but they are THREE and UNFORTUNATELY share my LINEAGE so I can’t truly VANQUISH them¡”>They all roll their eyes“YAY¡”>Wha-et rises the tablet and raises it to showcase Teleo’s room“Look at the BIG TV¡ I haven’t seen anything so BIG¡”>The eevees are all entranced, look at the various trinkets and decorations of Teleo’s room along with his massive flatscreen. Multiple “Oooooh” and “Aaaaah”.>After the initial shockLeaf: I don’t see plants.Gla: Ho yeah, me neitherLeaf: You remember what MOM said about houses without plants>Wha-et quickly turns to Teleo“Teleo SHOW my sisters your plants¡”>>82281083>>82279675>>82278620“Two more weeks BEFORE Doro finally locks in and dabs on the current CHAMPION”>IT’s an eventuality“Once you conquer this region we could WAR between Paldea and KALOS, just like the OLD times...”>He turns to Teleo“I DO¡ but maybe if I learn it TWICE I could STACK the power and do a GIGA MOON BLAST¡”>Just gotta buy the TM“Great Tanner, lend it to me, I am kind of TIRED after ROARING so loudly, I shall learn it later¡”>He puts his ribbon in front of him flexing it in a gimme motion.“But Tanner, if you use Hidden power, then it is NO LONGER HIDDEN, you have to call it ‘revealed power’¡”>It’s the rules.
>>82288577(everything feels so slow rn. damn rattatas chewing power cables.)
>>82282836>>82261874>>82262910>>82244663>Team A>Taner yells into his comms over the sound of the rumbling ground"Because it’s the best way to rescue the Shaded Pokemon before it progresses and I only have three cures, that I don’t even know if I can make work! Can you disable the jammer just for the main habitat?”>Taner desperately digs into his temperature-controlled backpack (which also has ice cream in it so it should be good enough to act as a refrigerator) for the cure>(How is this administered? Spray like a X-Item? Oral? Syringe? In any case, just throwing it won’t work with a Steel type, but spraying might)>Speaking of type“Fea, cover our backs but stay out of attack range! Repose, Plan Shade!”>Star and Taner have fought Shades before, and one thing stood out: they always got boosted stats. Always– and typically, all the stats, not just the ones they used>There’s a move that takes advantage of that: Foul Play>Dark energy seems to surround the Umbreon as he uses the move that gains attack power as the foe does>Touching these things is concerning but Taner is hoping the Protector will prevent anything from spreading…>Star uses Glitzy Glow, her Psychic move, to try and lock it down, hopping off Taner’s shoulder and into the battle, hoping the two pronged attack will distract it from Taner>Team B>Lightspeed skids to a halt just outside the doorway to the regular labs, his long ears swiveling as he picks up the aforementioned sounds>Shoot, he needs to get to the secret labs, but…>Oceana's voice crackles in his earpiece."Lightspeed. Secure that floor. If we rescue a scientist here, they can unlock the doors to the Secret Labs for you. Release the precision team. Keep the heavy artillery boxed.">Nidoking promised to smash the first thing he saw. As much as he could be useful here, releasing him next to locked rooms full of fragile hostages is unfortunately a recipe for dead civilians, so they'll have to keep him in reserve...>Lightspeed...1/2
>>82289518"These shades are Pissing me off""I'm the OriginalStarwalker">Starwalker flies in to help>He helps immensely and is crucial to the plan's success
>>82282836>>82261874>>82262910>>822446632/2>...taps the Friendballs on his satchel, releasing Dream, Inferno, Gnaw, and Spiritomb in a coordinated ambush>Lightspeed says“Spiritomb, can you -phase- through the doors to get the guards on the -other- side? Everyone -else-, -attack- Zodiac!”>Team C"Teleo," Oceana says, her voice calm and steady considering everything she’s watching. "Team A is under attack. Team B is about to engage. You are green-lit. Let’s see what Zodiac has been hiding.">>82281083>>82288619>>82278620"I'll get there eventually too! No grudge if I get there first, I had a big head start after all!">Taner's bravado seems sillier when he's a soaked Eevee"You do? That makes sense! I know it's not always what fits best, but sometimes it is. Star got Psychic, and that fits her pretty well!">Then"No war, war is bad!">That... sort of solves that?"Okay, I'll find it in the backpack and loan it to you and Teleo before you head out, then!">That makes is firmly Teleo and Doro's problems now...>Then"Uh, well, it's still hidden until I use it, so if the other person doesn't know, then it's still called Hidden Power! I mean, I can call it something else after that if you like but you'll have to talk to the people the League gets to announce the battles if you want them to change it!">>82289968>Thank goodness
>>82281610I'm definitely not planning anything like that! Certainly not any dirty deeds, and I wouldn't do them dirt cheap eitherI fear them but I'll make their power my own too!I'd make sure to let people know it was made with help from an illusion! I'd get caught pretty quick if someone asked me for a sketch and I had to somehow secretly conjure an illusion to sketchAsk Zapman for a custom pokegear! He's done a few of them by now!>>82288619Ohh, I see now!I didn't know you were an alligator bird, when did that happen?Reward? When did I promise a reward? It was just a silly suggestion!
>>82276795(Yes it is!)>>82280098(The eyes are a big hint.)>>82281083>>82279675>Cat Phoxy likes the compliments.>The Falinks participate in the gym challenges.>But the gym battle itself? Phoxy tries to do them herself unless she is at a severe disadvantage.>>82283722(Localized entirely within Snowbelle City!)>>82289518>He's being deployed as a loaded gun.>Once the gun is empty, it's harmless.>Well aside bashing stuff with it.>And reloading.
>>82289518>>82290031>>82261874>>82262910>>82244663>TEAM A>Sam over the comms"I'll see what I can do! Give me some minutes, please!">That will be some tense minutes>The medication comes in the form of an injector pen, single use, applied intramuscularly>Meaning, it will be complicated to apply if the pokemon resists>There is one good thing form this Excadrill being recently converted, and that it has not yet boosted up much in strength>But that may change at any time>Foul Play hits, and that makes the Shade Excadrill trip! It seems angrier for some reason>And Glitzy Glow also hits, not as hard but it does.>That was all just enough for the Shade to focus on Repose, running mad to slash at him with boosted up Metal Claw>Mad as it is, it seems it is on the verge of something....> Shade Excadrill: 2.5/5 +2 Atk>TEAM B>Lightspeed gets to work, as does the team>These ZODIAC goons hardly saw it coming>But one managed to grab ahold of his own walkie talkie, and is not knocked out yet>The only thing standing between him and the Spiritomb is a snarling (but not Shade) Poochyena"I swear to all the hells, if you do something stupid the mad scientist is going to blow up this whole place!">The hostages, tied up and gagged as they are, are unable to speak much>TEAM C>Awaiting fun times upon the docks>>82289968>waow
(Holy shit what is going on with this website)>>82288619Really now? Is that his plan to avoid getting grounded in the future? Hold it up to his mother like some sort of repellant? Ha! How much did you run him for that?"Ahh, so you admit your coat is a gay pink instead of purple, Espeon! You don't have to feel so self conscious about it, I'm sure it drives all the guys wild~">Teleo smiles pleasantly at the psychic>Then laughs openly when they all clam up at being called weak>Maybe they shouldn't be mean if they can't take it"Bah, you told me to slay my own royal kin to secure the throne, I'm sure you can do the same">At least they seem entertained by his room. And the TV>To be fair, it -is- a nice TV>...Oooh, plants. Teleo wilts a bit at that. He has a bit of a black thumb when it comes to house plants"Uh, well you can show them the backyard?">He gestures over the balcony. Mostly shrubbery. Its all well kept, but nothing super exciting>But they'd also get a view of the ocean, which should rub it in a little bit>>82288619>>82290031>>82281083"Oh, a time limit, better hurry Doro!">Ahh, Wha-et's constant war plans. Its honestly endearing how much he wants the regions to raze each other to the ground"Flying type for Taner? I can see it! Ha, you know, I was thinking fairy type would be fitting for me. Can Hidden Power be fairy type though? I swore there was a strange limitation about that">Well, Wha-et's logic is sound!"Alright, the next time I see a moonblast TM, I'll get it for you!">Wha-et -will- learn shadow ball one way or another!
>>82291455>>82244663>>82290031"Roger that, engaging now">Teleo's scales shimmer in the light as his form melts into the background, his cloaking ability taking hold>He takes a breath through his nose, holds it, then begins passively breathing through his scales>And then a rapid staccato of Snipe Shots ring out from his position"One. Two. Three. Four... Five. Six">The first shots will land before the grunts at the dock even hear them, the jets of water traveling three times the speed of sound>Does shooting off the locks actually open it up? Or does something else happen?>Either case, Teleo is already standing up after the last shot and is looking around for a new perch away from his current position, somewhere he can still have a good view of the dock"Shots fired, I'm repositioning. Any ideas on where to go with a good vantage point?">>82290059Well, I doubt for dirt cheap, you'd charge a fortune if you could get away with it!That's good! I'm sure people appreciate the transparency, and that allows them to enjoy your art more! That would certainly put you on the spot if that happened. Have you been practicing with using illusions at all? Honestly, maybe I should get back into drawing, its been years since I've done anything more than napkin doodlesYou know, I'm not sure how I never thought of that considering I recommend him to others. I will have to ask him!>>82291253(I will figure this out...)>>82288707(yeah this is really annoying)
>>82291792>>82291871(it's bugged as hell today.)
>>82290031>Spiritomb >He does not seem wholly unprepared, probably having heard the commotion from within his hall >Harder to ignore than usual today>That being said, he’s up>Staring at the walls and ceiling while Lightspeed’s speaking at him >crooked little smile on his face>“Homey.”>Evil HQs are just full of nostalgia>Now he’ll react to Lightspeed’s question, twirling his face upside down and then twisting it back upright >Which is basically his equivalent of a shrug>“…Wouldn’t doubt it!”>buuuut, uh oh >>82291455>There is a grunt, and a Pooch>It’s probably not a good idea for Spiritomb to sneak anywhere while this guy’s right here watching >Okay, easy fix“Sorry mister. We’re on my channel now.”>The grunt can hear Spiritomb’s voice, coming out of the walkie talkie in his hand>Not pokespeak>This ghost has a pretty long history of speaking through radios/phones/etc to communicate with humans>Which is what he’s doing now, just to mess with the grunt>Even though they’re across from each other>The radio probably still works, but it definitely SOUNDS like it’s been possessed by a ghost, so maybe the man will believe it’s unusable >Even if he does try to talk through it, Spiritomb’s just gonna interrupt him over the radio going “blablablablablablablabla” until he stops>Soooo, your move, grunt >Someone knock out this poochyena
>>82292298(Pain)
>>82291455>>82291871>>82292328>>82291253>>(Also Dan)>Team A>The shade-corrupted Excadrill’s wild, rabid state apparently makes it clumsy and the Metal Claw strikes nothing but air and dirt as Repose, even as slow as he is, neatly evades the blow>Taner responds to Sam“Okay, thanks! Hopefully the cure will work and we won’t even need that…”>Taner mutters, gripping the auto-injector pen tightly, starting to carefully circle behind the Excadrill while it's distracted>Fea stays on high alert, watching the tree line to make sure nothing else attacks but stays out of battle range“Repose, again! I’m so, so sorry Excadrill…”>Repose unleashes another Foul Play, punishing the Excadrill for its own Swords Dance boost (last digit)>Star follows up immediately with her psychic move again, she’d have to pause to change her moveset to include Bouncy Bubble and there’s no time (second to last)>If it’s knocked off balance at all, Taner will rush in to jam the injector into its leg or shoulder! And then jump back as fast as he can>Team B>Spiritomb's radio possession is as brilliant as it is terrifying>Lightspeed doesn't give the man or the snarling Poochyena a single second to recover>”Single target moves -only-!”>It’s too narrow a hall for anything else>The team blitzes the duo instantly>Lightspeed fires a precise Thunderbolt directly at the Poochyena (3rd to last)>Inferno lunges in with a concentrated Fire Fang on Poochyena (last digit next post)>Dream fires a pinpoint Ice Beam– at the human! To prevent him from reaching for any sort of detonator (2nd to last next post)>And Gnaw uses the super effective Low Kick on the dark type Poochyena (3rd to last next post)>Team C>Back at the castle, Oceana watches the feeds intently"Confirmed hits, Teleo. Good shooting. Shift to the secondary perch we discussed, take the maintenance walkway along the east face of the main building. It'll cover your thermal signature and give you a cross-angle on the docks."
>>82293743(gn u now lizurd.)
>>82291871>>82292328>>82293928>>82291253>TEAM A"This will be complicated...">Sam off, to see if he can get the pokeball jammer inactive at a local level>The Shade Excadrill is having an horrid time, even beyond the whole Shade thing>Struck again with his own physical power, and psychic powers>Knocked off balance, but as Taner tries to approach...it locks eyes and snarls.>Coughing blood, it picks himself up. A second wind brought by the Shade effect taking effect, and a disconcerting roar of pain>+2 Atk. +1 All other stats. HP set to 1>Taner might want to capture or inject in the next 30 seconds to have a hope of recovery for the Excadrill>The rabid pokemon has nothing but hatred for everyone here, Taner included.>But mostly, hatred for Repose, and Repose needs to be dealt with immediately. DRILL RUN>Shade Excadrill> 1/5 +4 Atk. +1 Other stats>TEAM B"WHAT THE...">Mister Grunt was not expecting this act of spookyness>He keeps the radio on hand, but, at distance. Unusable>And that is even before, he gets Ice Beamed>The Poochyena is now alone against three>But it is nimble>Might even be able to dodge attacks, but, it is one Bite against many(also I kinda forgot if we were doing higher = better or lower = better)>TEAM C>Impressive marksmanship from Teleo>Rapid fire gives the grunts little time to react, as the locks are broken and the central unit commanding them is shot"SHIT! FUCK!">Most of them are panicking. Some keep it together and give orders"Deploy counter measures! We can not risk the contingency starting too early! You, sedate the subject!">That may be important info they just blurted>Counter measures are being deployed.>Grunts are activating smoke generators, a few others have Koffings of their own.The one giving orders deploys a rather nasty looking Shadow Torkoal>More curiously, another grunt brought some kind of machine with various tubes, but that is all that can be seen before they are enveloped in thick smoke
(we're back... i think.)(bunger)
>>82288619>>82290031>>82291792>Looking between Wha-et and Taner, the fox grins"Well, unless you're gonna be champ in less than two weeks, apparently that's how long it'll take for me!">The only way he can see that happening is if he randomly runs into the champion on a route or something and challenges them then and there>The fox tilts his head at Teleo"It can't be fairy? ...Huh. Well maybe you'll be the exception?">>82291871Hey now, I'm not Wha-et!I'm sure they do! It's all hypothetical in the end though since I don't relaly draw that often, even without illusions. Did you draw more regularly?Yeah!
>>82293928>>82294454 >Still in the Pokeball>Waiting...>Soon...>Meanwhile.>Phoxy and Blazy are doing their busy stuff.>What could it be.>One can wonder.>Pic related.
>>82293928>>82294454>>82244663>Teleo preens a bit, always fun to show off a little>Watching all the grunts being to panic and run around screaming orders at each other gives him a sort of sadistic glee"Roger that, moving positio- Wait, what are they doing?">From this distance, he can barely hear their shouting. Did they say sedate? So there -was- some big nasty monster in there>Teleo grumbles as the dock fills up with smoke. He doesn't really have any long range abilities that can take care of that, and that creepy Torkoal out there makes it dangerous to approach>...The sight does bother him some on a personal level; another Torkoal just reminds him of Anchor"Oceana, Anri, they're moving in to sedate whatever is in that container. My only option to clear up the smoke would be either Rain Dance or Blizzard. They have a shadow mon as well. My only option here is to glide down and remove the smoke to prevent them from doing so. I should be able to stay cloaked so even if they have ways to see through the smog, it should be difficult to spot me. I might be able to slowly take some of them out one by one, but that would give them enough time to use that machine on whatever's inside. Thoughts?">>82297716Wha-et charges fair prices! By saying that, are you confirming you would sell your dirty deeds at exorbitant prices? Greedy greedy, Doro!Gotcha! Honestly you'll have to show me some time, I'd be interested to see the process. A little bit here and there! I had a sketchbook I would draw in sometimes when we were on the gym circuit, just something to pass the time in the evenings. I wasn't very good at it, but it was fun to try to pencil down the landscapes as we traveled. I need to look for it, should be around somewhere...
(Will be back tonight or tomorrow, busy week)
>>82300348(Gotcha np)(Also going to use this post to anchor the RP replies to so you can catch up quickly when you want to)>>82298327>Ironically, he'd be getting a lot more battle time in if he was willing to restrain himself but as is, he made the window when he can be released a limited one...>>82294454>>82298327>>82299074>>82300348>Team A>Taner winces seeing Repose get hit by that Drill Run>(So… the Open Rule list still lists attacks as +0.5 damage when the stat goes up, but I know we were house-ruling a .25 boost instead, which one are we going with here? Because if it’s 0.5 that’s a massive 4.0 damage to Repose, taking him out in one hit (or breaking the Protector entirely))>In any case, Taner grips the auto-injector pen tightly and lunges at the Excadrill, aiming to jam the injector straight into the exposed muscle of its shoulder or leg before jumping back“Sorry…”>Star, worried that it will turn on Taner before the trainer can jump away, uses her Psychic move to try and alter its trajectory (last digit)>If Repose is still up (if it’s .25 per +Atk he has 2 HP left) he’s going to use Moonlight to instantly heal>Fea is still playing lookout/cover, making sure they don’t have any other foes that are joining the battle and aware that Beryl’s spell will be going into effect fairly soon now…>Team B>The human grunt is neutralized by the Ice Beam, leaving the nimble Poochyena darting around the hallway>Who does it Bite at? If I’m deciding, then Gnaw steps forward, using his bulk to intentionally tank the Poochyena's Bite>And then uses a Low Kick point blank (2nd to last digit)>Lightspeed fires a Thunderbolt (3rd to last)>Inferno lunges with Fire Fang (last digit next post)>Dream uses Ice Beam, in it this time (2nd to last next post)>As for high or low, high? But I was mostly using the Open battle system for this>It make a good testing ground for my new attempt at a thread battle app ( https://files.catbox.moe/94vhxv.png )>Team C next post
>>82294454>>82298327>>82299074>>82300348>Team C>Oceana does some quick thinking>She can’t see through the smoke, but…“Teleo, you have natural thermal vision, correct? Can you use it to see through their smoke screen? If so, it advantages you, giving you cover from them instead of the other way around. Target the machine with the tubes first, give up the high ground only if absolutely necessary to do so. We’ll have Dredd over your position for quick extraction if necessary.”
>>82300889>Yep
>>82301024>>82294454>>82300348>That was one of the first things Teleo checked>Smoke typically isn't an issue unless its thick or hot>So while his vision can penetrate a little bit into the giant cloud swallowing the docks, he can't see far enough to get a good visual on the machine and the container>The Torkoal also doesn't help things as the corrupted fire-type billows heated smog, further obscuring things inside"I might be able to take a few shots on some of the grunts and their mon near the edge of the cloud, but my vision can't penetrate too far; too thick too quick, seems like they knew the container was a liability to enemy attacks and planned accordingly">Are there any of the Koffing near the edge? Taking them out would help prevent the cloud from growing larger>Time is of the essence here if they want to prevent whatever that machine is!
>>82300348(Gambate!)>>82291792It is MEANT to ensure his SOVL doesn’t get taken by the GHOSTIES in that place¡It was sold for the LOW LOW price of 100% poke¡ which he is still pending to pay.>The other eevees, Wha-et included “Oooohh” in unison clowning on the Espeon who in turn swipes again at his siblings.>There is no honor among eevees, alliances are easily made and destroyed.“They are the ones who WOULD need to Slay me as I am already in the THRONE¡”>The Glaceon and Espeon ears perk up when Teleo talks about his kinEsp: So you have sisters vibing for the throne?Gla: Do you?Gla: Present them to us! **giggle**>The Leafeon takes center stage watching the video call but visibly withers when Wha-et shows them the backyardEsp and Gla in unison: Not enough, we are telling Mom.Leaf: Wow, plants outside and not that many... Wha-et fix that!, and bring me some rare Galarian seeds>Wha-et bites his lip, he was gonna mentions they were in Kalos, but didn’t bring his siblings anything. Better not mention it“I was ABOUT TO, but then you called¡ It’s your fault, don't worry I'll BRING you and MOM some seeds” >He quickly pans out to the ocean to fix Teleo’s poor plant situation.>It is a nice view thoGla: If he has so much money he can bring us gifts, right?Esp: Yeah, bring us some!>>82297716>>82290031>>82291792“Okay so we each of us take a REGION and use it to wage war, it’s gonna be fun¡”>Reat real time strategy“Tanner let mons have enjoy things¡ Hummies will be the ones battling anyway.”>Moonblast TM would give Wha-et the ultimate fairy power>But for now he settles for shadow ball“Yay, gimme¡”>He’d forget about it anyway, finding it in his backpack in Paldea and feeling too lazy to learn it. Unless someone else brings it up.“But others can SEARCH your fights and know what it is¡”>He turns to Teleo and Doro“Teleo could learn it, and unlearn it until he HITS the fairy move¡”>It could work, but it could also not work.
>Meanwhile.>To the next gym they go.>Oh shit I think I forgot Santalune City and skipped straight to Lumiose.>Whatever.>Bug types, Phoxy still hates bugs and thinks they're disgusting.>Yadda yadda 1 to 8 and stuff, who gives a fuck, definitely not me, bugs are meh and they're weak to fire and Blazy is in the team.
>>82290059It’s CODEWooow you really won’t give me a REWARD for following your suggestion, that means I won’t do it AGAIN, EVER¡
>>82301866>Critical dubs so Phoxy kills one of them or something.>Or just wins without even paying attention.>Whatever is the funniest.
>>82301865I think he'll be safe from the other ghosts with the help of his new girlfriendOh dear, so you're saying he has a...100 poke debt?>THE CURSE. THE CURSE. THE CURSE. THE CURSE>Truely the Eevee world is one of cruelty and bloodshed"Then it seems like it'll stay secure in your iron grasp, may your reign of terror be written down in the tomes of history">Teleo shrugs at the question"I probably do. Unfortunately they work from the shadows, so their numbers are obscured from me. We Inteleon don't deal in direct confrontation">He holds a hand up and makes it cloak"Plus we can do this, so who knows, maybe one is watching right now and lining up a shot!">Never let your guard down when a sniper is afoot>Yeah, its pretty bland. Teleo isn't a grass type, keeping plants alive isn't his forte!"Well, I do too much traveling to keep too many plants around...">Which -is- true, recently at least>Teleo wonders what plants Wha-et is going to bring to his home>The fairy bringing his big bad sister and his mom seeds is pretty cute though"We can go to the market and see if there are any plants that catch your eye">See, the problem with flexing, and why he doesn't do it, is because then people ask you to buy things for them"Hmmm, now why would I do that? You torment my poor Wha-et! And you're rude! And, with what money? You all think I'm poor, remember? Maybe I can send a postcard, would that work?">>82301895>Phoxy prison arc
>>82302178>Phoxy's Bizzare Adventure part 6: Stone Ocean
(awesome IP ban)>>82300889>>82294454>Spiritomb blinks>Watching until they’ve finish speed-blitzing the baddies>”Wow, you guys are angry today!”>Insert laugh track, or whatever>Does Spiritomb still need to do sneaking? Through a door or something?>Because that should be easy now>Shadow Sneak, under a door>or something
>>82298327>>82299074>>82301024>>82301213>>82302876(Excellent representation of events)>TEAM A>+0.5 per stage would make it a 3 total attack, at four stages. Very painful and potentially Protector breaking, but not an outright OHKO>Either way, Repose feels like he got hit by a freight train, but Taner manages to get the injection in!>The effect is near immediate, the Excadrill particularly focused as the stimulating compounds activate>Shade Excadrill Sp.Atk and Sp.Def maxed out!>Shade Excadrill will be immediately knocked out in 2 and a half minutes (or about two turns)>Excadrill uses Metal Claw...>Good thinking on Star, as the Excadrill now has an idea to slash Taner's face off>The Metal Claw has been deflected, but is hardly felt by the Excadrill otherwise>Shade Excadrill : 1/5 +4 Atk. +6 SpAtk. +6Sp.Def. +1 Other stats>Fea, being a good lookout, might notice activity in the center of the artificial forest. Multiple pokemon(Remember how the Perfect Shade cure was based on a treatment by the mysterious 'Saul', and that treatment uses S-512's X-Item variants that set a stat to maximum but depletes all the pokemon's energy in 5 minutes? Part of the treatment is a double dose of those modified X-Items)>TEAM B>That there is a grunt having a bad time>The Poochyena is hardly focused on a target, and if it bites Gnaw because it is closer, then it Bites Gnaw>But eventually the pooch goes down too, with whimper(Seems that the catbox image did not load)>There is one other storage room with hostages and grunts>But now they suspect something is amiss, holing themselves up in their room...and they have a radio>TEAM C>They did in fact say sedate>That Torkoal looks like it is a few seconds away from fire blasting a someone>Either way, they expected interference or some of the grunts under S-512's employment are as prepared as him>There are indeed Koffing's near the edge, spreading smog>Teleo can hear the noise of a machine pumping. Time to act
woa
>>82299074He would! You're blinded by the fairy light! I am fair and generous!Well it's pretty much like a coloring book I guess. I make an illusion and copy it on the paper. You should show me what you drew if you find it!>>82301875So what did you really turn into?That's not fair! Greedy fairy!Well hypothetically... what reward would you want?>>82301866>>82301895>Phoxy is blazing ahead>Her natural hatred of bugs leads to a decisive victory, it seems>She's once again congratulated on a clear victory
