>>82249867
no thread title award
good image

>>82249955
I made it the first time and had the title but forgot to replace the body text and then i replaced the body text,forgot header and considered deleting it again but didnt... anyway we're on 203

My new HDG fantasy is imagining myself as a member of a club for dog florets where we’re all unusually independent and it’s housepets it’s just that comic housepets but in HDG. It would be a great club though we’d have lots of mindless rutting doggy sex and play video games and whatever else doggys do I would get to find out.

An idea I've had in my head for a bit, in greentext format.

>On one starship there's an Affini in charge of security
>Despite the fact that the Terran domestication campaign is a cakewalk she's massively paranoid about the safety of the sophonts on board, has a massive stick up her ass and her colleagues she that she is clearly over-stressing herself
>One of said colleagues is currently courting a currently-independent terran on board, and is remonstrating with them about it
>Said Terran, who has a somewhat mischievous personality, hatches a plan

>One day, alarms blare out
>Ms. Head-of-Security is alerted to an emergency on board
>There's been a mass Terran uprising, they've occupied a public space, are armed with high-powered weapons, and have hostages and are issuing demands
>Ms Head-of-Security is besides herself - how did they override the compilers to make weaposn without her knowing? How could they have been allowed to take hostages? How could this happen? She's visibly unravelling
>Colleagues state that the rebels are demanding to deliver their demands in person to her
>She recomposes herself as best as she can and makes for the scene

>When she gets there she can't believe what she sees
>Rebels out in force (a gaggle of terrans wearing mismatched, ill fitting military gear, waving around an upside-down Accord flag tied to a stick)
>All brandishing high-powered hydro-pneumatic rifles (super soakers)
>Priceless hostage openly being held captive (A plush bunny rabbit donated by one of the rebels' floret friends)
>All rebels engaging in highly-coordinated military activity (hosting a small festival with party games)
>They demand that all present mingle and enjoy themselves, or else the hostage dies (gets slightly wet)

>>82252288


>Ms. Head-of-security feeling slightly irritated, realising she's been played
>Her colleague and her floret-to-be, who's one of the rebels, are gently mocking her
>Rebel leader demands a personal audience with her
>"Alright weed, our demands are as follows: all necessities to be provided free of charge, free habitation, and personalised care and guardianship for all vulnerable and needy terrans, or those who ask for it
>She points out that the Compact already gives them all of these things.
>"Oh, right. Guess we surrender then."
>The rebels all hand over their arms, cast down their flag, release Mr. Fluffington to his delighted floret guardian, and let themselves be gently herded in the direction of the nearest domestication centre
>All of them were individuals who wanted to be domesticated and either needed a group to do it with to work up the courage, or just wanted to have a bit of fun with it
>Rebel leader asks for Ms. Head-of-Secruity for their owner specifically, still slightly bemused, she accepts
>Seeing the funny side of it all and now with a floret to look after she mellows out
>Event becomes an annual tradition on the starship

>>82252288
>>82252308
Very cute! It’s the floret version of this https://litter.catbox.moe/xq78jf00u6x2m6tx.mp4

bop

>Spend weeks locked in a dark closet, alone, getting hallucinogenic drugs pumped into my veins as part of an OCNI remote viewing experiment
>Rescued by the Affini when they take over Terra
>Months later, walking down the street on my way home from a friend's house
>Accidentally walk into a pole when I see one of the Affini from my drug-induced hallucinations pass by

>>82253928
Possibility A: The Affini's secretly fucking with your memories somehow
Possibility B: The Affini has seen your data and read your memories and changed appearance to resemble the hallucination
Possibility C: It's all some kind of wild coincedence

But does any of it matter now that you're in their crosshairs

Here's a draft of a story I'm working on. I posted it here maybe a month ago but only recently picked up again. It follows a TCN officer trying to flee the compact after a disastrous battle. Right now I've only gotten up to the battle part so it's kind of just a generic sci fi story without any Affini yet. I wanted to put it out there since I won't have time to work on it for a bit. I'd be interested to hear any thoughts or criticism.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQx1unucSr3gSq9lcKafO4GU3GAey7G2San8mnyfCHXIsbVeHQw3jcikVs26Us0P5ORgYJqFo4Gz15O/pub

>>82256152
Positive start anon, I like your writing style. Interested to see where you go with it once the shit properly hits the fan.

>>82254549
>>82253928
what if the remote viewing actually worked?

>>82257104
In that case said Affini probably views it as the will of the Everbloom drawing you especially to them. Nobody's more cooked than you

Affini who puts you in the floret tube at the maximum setting for increasingly absurd and unfair reasons

>>82259443
the floret tube...?

>>82259443
nona what the fuck is a floret tube. I'm so scared

>>82259443
pneumatic floret delivery

>>82260853
>>82260899
I corrected her pronunciation of the word "robust" and she fucking put me in the floret tube at level six, with two cycles, for fifteen minutes at an inclination of fourteen degrees

>>82260962
is it, uh. do you like it?

>>82260993
I've been told that I do

>>82259443
Nonny thats just an industrial pear wiggler. Are you a saucy pear

>>82250760
How much would it cost and no promises but how much to get a cutesy short story written about dogy club in the style of a critically panned movie that I like

>>82261315
babe idk there isn't anyone taking commissions in here and i've never heard of any hdg writing being done out of anything but the desire of the author to write it
you'd have to find someone on your own

how do i make the plant allow me to wear normal clothes

>>82261460
Exactly what I thought. Thanks Nonny. I’ve imagined enough that I’m fine not seeing it written out.

>>82261468
If you're cold you can ask her for a cuddle

>>82261481
NTA but what if I enjoy some of the less mainstream stuff like modesty and monogamy

>>82262055
pervert. that's acceptable, i suppose. pervert.

>>82261468
Umm, have you tried asking to go with her to try some outfits on you might like that'd make you look cute?

>>82262055
You can get away with being modest as long as you're not boring. Affini like their pets to dress cute. Mom started letting me wear and compile the big chunky sweaters i like a lot more often once I started showing her stuff with pretty patterns and varied colors instead of the color block monochrome polyster i used to wear.

>>82263762
But... but I like being boring... do I really have to give up my grey hoodie?

>>82264199
I didn't *like* wearing my shitty jumper. It's just what I knew--what I was comfortable with. You just need to play dress up a bit till you find something youre more comfortable with that really shows your vibrance and personality.

bip

pib

>>82264199
Yes. It'll be good for you, anon, don't worry. If you're having trouble coming up with something stylish that you feel comfortable wearing, you can ask your mistress to help. It's not your job to solve your own problems anymore.

Heterosexual, cisgendered, neurotypical Affini

>>82264199
You are going to have to wear the dress hun

>>82269034
So a blobfinni.

Im gonna but "is allowed to wear a normal terran tracksuit as dailywear" into my conditions when volunteering and noone can stop me

Blobfinni that's got some number of Affini tangled up in it. You can't tell how many just by looking, and they couldn't tell you themselves because they've been mixed up with each other for so long that they don't know anymore.