>>82249867
no thread title award
good image

>>82249955
I made it the first time and had the title but forgot to replace the body text and then i replaced the body text,forgot header and considered deleting it again but didnt... anyway we're on 203

My new HDG fantasy is imagining myself as a member of a club for dog florets where we’re all unusually independent and it’s housepets it’s just that comic housepets but in HDG. It would be a great club though we’d have lots of mindless rutting doggy sex and play video games and whatever else doggys do I would get to find out.

An idea I've had in my head for a bit, in greentext format.

>On one starship there's an Affini in charge of security
>Despite the fact that the Terran domestication campaign is a cakewalk she's massively paranoid about the safety of the sophonts on board, has a massive stick up her ass and her colleagues she that she is clearly over-stressing herself
>One of said colleagues is currently courting a currently-independent terran on board, and is remonstrating with them about it
>Said Terran, who has a somewhat mischievous personality, hatches a plan

>One day, alarms blare out
>Ms. Head-of-Security is alerted to an emergency on board
>There's been a mass Terran uprising, they've occupied a public space, are armed with high-powered weapons, and have hostages and are issuing demands
>Ms Head-of-Security is besides herself - how did they override the compilers to make weaposn without her knowing? How could they have been allowed to take hostages? How could this happen? She's visibly unravelling
>Colleagues state that the rebels are demanding to deliver their demands in person to her
>She recomposes herself as best as she can and makes for the scene

>When she gets there she can't believe what she sees
>Rebels out in force (a gaggle of terrans wearing mismatched, ill fitting military gear, waving around an upside-down Accord flag tied to a stick)
>All brandishing high-powered hydro-pneumatic rifles (super soakers)
>Priceless hostage openly being held captive (A plush bunny rabbit donated by one of the rebels' floret friends)
>All rebels engaging in highly-coordinated military activity (hosting a small festival with party games)
>They demand that all present mingle and enjoy themselves, or else the hostage dies (gets slightly wet)

>>82252288


>Ms. Head-of-security feeling slightly irritated, realising she's been played
>Her colleague and her floret-to-be, who's one of the rebels, are gently mocking her
>Rebel leader demands a personal audience with her
>"Alright weed, our demands are as follows: all necessities to be provided free of charge, free habitation, and personalised care and guardianship for all vulnerable and needy terrans, or those who ask for it
>She points out that the Compact already gives them all of these things.
>"Oh, right. Guess we surrender then."
>The rebels all hand over their arms, cast down their flag, release Mr. Fluffington to his delighted floret guardian, and let themselves be gently herded in the direction of the nearest domestication centre
>All of them were individuals who wanted to be domesticated and either needed a group to do it with to work up the courage, or just wanted to have a bit of fun with it
>Rebel leader asks for Ms. Head-of-Secruity for their owner specifically, still slightly bemused, she accepts
>Seeing the funny side of it all and now with a floret to look after she mellows out
>Event becomes an annual tradition on the starship

>>82252288
>>82252308
Very cute! It’s the floret version of this https://litter.catbox.moe/xq78jf00u6x2m6tx.mp4

bop

>Spend weeks locked in a dark closet, alone, getting hallucinogenic drugs pumped into my veins as part of an OCNI remote viewing experiment
>Rescued by the Affini when they take over Terra
>Months later, walking down the street on my way home from a friend's house
>Accidentally walk into a pole when I see one of the Affini from my drug-induced hallucinations pass by

>>82253928
Possibility A: The Affini's secretly fucking with your memories somehow
Possibility B: The Affini has seen your data and read your memories and changed appearance to resemble the hallucination
Possibility C: It's all some kind of wild coincedence

But does any of it matter now that you're in their crosshairs

Here's a draft of a story I'm working on. I posted it here maybe a month ago but only recently picked up again. It follows a TCN officer trying to flee the compact after a disastrous battle. Right now I've only gotten up to the battle part so it's kind of just a generic sci fi story without any Affini yet. I wanted to put it out there since I won't have time to work on it for a bit. I'd be interested to hear any thoughts or criticism.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQx1unucSr3gSq9lcKafO4GU3GAey7G2San8mnyfCHXIsbVeHQw3jcikVs26Us0P5ORgYJqFo4Gz15O/pub

>>82256152
Positive start anon, I like your writing style. Interested to see where you go with it once the shit properly hits the fan.

>>82254549
>>82253928
what if the remote viewing actually worked?

>>82257104
In that case said Affini probably views it as the will of the Everbloom drawing you especially to them. Nobody's more cooked than you

Affini who puts you in the floret tube at the maximum setting for increasingly absurd and unfair reasons

>>82259443
the floret tube...?

>>82259443
nona what the fuck is a floret tube. I'm so scared

>>82259443
pneumatic floret delivery

>>82260853
>>82260899
I corrected her pronunciation of the word "robust" and she fucking put me in the floret tube at level six, with two cycles, for fifteen minutes at an inclination of fourteen degrees

>>82260962
is it, uh. do you like it?

>>82260993
I've been told that I do

>>82259443
Nonny thats just an industrial pear wiggler. Are you a saucy pear

>>82250760
How much would it cost and no promises but how much to get a cutesy short story written about dogy club in the style of a critically panned movie that I like

>>82261315
babe idk there isn't anyone taking commissions in here and i've never heard of any hdg writing being done out of anything but the desire of the author to write it
you'd have to find someone on your own

how do i make the plant allow me to wear normal clothes

>>82261460
Exactly what I thought. Thanks Nonny. I’ve imagined enough that I’m fine not seeing it written out.

>>82261468
If you're cold you can ask her for a cuddle

>>82261481
NTA but what if I enjoy some of the less mainstream stuff like modesty and monogamy

>>82262055
pervert. that's acceptable, i suppose. pervert.

>>82261468
Umm, have you tried asking to go with her to try some outfits on you might like that'd make you look cute?

>>82262055
You can get away with being modest as long as you're not boring. Affini like their pets to dress cute. Mom started letting me wear and compile the big chunky sweaters i like a lot more often once I started showing her stuff with pretty patterns and varied colors instead of the color block monochrome polyster i used to wear.

>>82263762
But... but I like being boring... do I really have to give up my grey hoodie?

>>82264199
I didn't *like* wearing my shitty jumper. It's just what I knew--what I was comfortable with. You just need to play dress up a bit till you find something youre more comfortable with that really shows your vibrance and personality.

bip

pib

>>82264199
Yes. It'll be good for you, anon, don't worry. If you're having trouble coming up with something stylish that you feel comfortable wearing, you can ask your mistress to help. It's not your job to solve your own problems anymore.

Heterosexual, cisgendered, neurotypical Affini

>>82264199
You are going to have to wear the dress hun

>>82269034
So a blobfinni.

Im gonna but "is allowed to wear a normal terran tracksuit as dailywear" into my conditions when volunteering and noone can stop me

Blobfinni that's got some number of Affini tangled up in it. You can't tell how many just by looking, and they couldn't tell you themselves because they've been mixed up with each other for so long that they don't know anymore.

>>82264199
Mistress, annihilate this boymoder

>>82268038
That's not a problem though
If it ain't broke don't fix it

>>82273494
It *is* broke. You can't go outside dressed like a slob, it reflects poorly on your owner.

>Be me
>Wageslave on miserable backwater colony in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>While distracting myself from the agony of life with the Overnet accidentally run across Affini propaganda site, actually get to chat with a real Affini
>She tells me all about the wonders of the Compact and urges me to stay as healthy and safe as possible
>Become besotted with her, the thought of life in paradise at her side becomes my driving force to survive
>One day she says she and the ship she's with is just a couple of star systems away
>Work myself into a state of blissful anticipation, waiting for that moment she arrives and I throw myself into her vines to be hers forever
>Affini arrive
>Finally see the alien embodying my hopes and dreams in person for the first time
>I'm allergic to her

>>82273992
it's ok, they can fix your allergies lol

>>82273725
I tie my own shoes and shave every morning, what more do you people want from me?

>>82274015
Sure, but I'd rather the tears at our first true meeting to be from joy, not my sinuses sealing themselves closed. Wasn't as romantic as I would have liked. We both laughed about it once I had my vet checkup

>>82274053
To dress properly.

Affini who slowly gains the trust of a homeless terran who's very afraid of affini over weeks (carefully leaving out food and water, getting a little closer each time) until they're comfortable enough that she can get close without them running, then using the food to lure them into her hab and locking the door

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accompanying mistress on feralist pacification missions so I can get first crack at licking the TCN pilots' feet

>>82274429
artist source?

>>82274525
lemoncitodraws on bsky

>>82274541
thank you nona ::)

>>82274429
Sex with twink engineers...

>>82274556
sure : ) fair warning it's a little sparse; i think she does most of her actual posting on the disc

>>82274429
Is there a story that goes in-depth about Accord military organization and equipment? I have several questions here

getting raped over and over every day (mistress says she's making me into my best self)

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plant who picks you up off page 10

ero guro affini and her floret with lots and lots of spare bodies...

>>82274429
Glorious Brothers, have you noticed that some of our GLORIOUS TERRAN CONSCRIPTS are unusualy soft-faced, soft-skinned and large-chested? SURELY something can explain this abnormality among our comrades, who are, as paperwork dictates, stricly male?
A conundrum for sure.

>>82274557
Where do i sign up?

Poison ivy affini whose leaves make you feel really nice

>>82277724
accidentally bumping into the poison ivy-finni on the street and spending the next three days writhing on the floor of your hab, delirious with pleasure

>>82263980
i wanna be as content as that flort looks...

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plant who picks you up of page 10. again.

>You cut through the same alley you always do on your way home
>You hear an Affini pspsps-ing at you
>You spend about ten minutes searching around, trying to find them, but there's nobody there
>It happens every time you go through that alley from then on, and no matter how hard you look you can't find them, and they never respond to you yelling for them to show themselves

Affini vaguely intimidated by an oldbloom's floret who's several thousand years older than them

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mistress who leaves your thread to die like it deserves

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>>82263980
she draws such smug florets

>>82281931
Im sorry :<

>>82282651
Cutest sophont species around and they're never independent
Fuck my stupid feralist life

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Stupid self insert Scribbly i made today while procrastinating uni work lmao

Also been mulling over the setting quite a bit lately, and I’ve come to the realisation that I don’t really know what sort of floret I’d be if I were domesticated. I get so fixated on the ‘ideal affini’ that I neglect the actual experiences of being a floret, and I find myself being torn between the totally submissive lap pet type and the confident, near indie florets that carry themselves with so much conviction. What sort of florets would you all be if you were domesticated?

Considering that im a switch, i feel like it’d be fun to be the confident type here and there, giving off an almost intimidating aura like one of those big livestock dogs. However, thru either some drug addled state or going into a sort of heat, im really drawn to the idea of this previously super scary floret being reduced to a whining bitch incapable of thinking about anything else or than getting slammed fucked into the floor…

Anyway, let me know what sort of weirdo you’d be!

>>82283605
You know you can just date a floret, it's really not that big of a deal

>>82285119
Do to a good fic and a friend reading me to fiiiilth a while ago I think I'd want to be one of those "older floret" types in stories. like I'd be your mistresses first floret who's kinda dommie and switchy who helps her mistress with whatever kinky shit the protagonist is being inflicted with but still distinctly submissive to our affini. Like I'm the Xendra in the Affini, floret, xendra thruple but I also really want a xendra pineate so I think I'd just be a slut

>>82285119
O-pet and thank god

>>82285119
Cute critter nonny! Nice tummy...

I think I lean towards being a comfort object and have some form of savior kink so I'd say feral support floret possibly to a feralbreaker 'fini. More there just so they have a familiar face near while they get broken down to a more placid state. A gentle hand squeezing yours, soft encouragement when you manage to go past your previous hard boundaries. Someone whose been there and wants to help you get to the other side, even if it can be a little hard on you.

>>82285119
Honestly, for myself i've noticed i really havent spent a lot of time thinking about what my fini would be like at all, actually...
Its hard to say, for me, what they ought to be like, other than "nice to me" and "loves me" and "not mean". Of course we should be compatible in terms of kinks and such.
But like, their personality and such? Man its hard to narrow down.

But i have spent alot of time thinking about what kind of floret i'd like to be.
I think that "i'd like" is important to note there, cause as anyone who's read a good amount HDG knows, its easy to slip into the oddest kinds of pet-hood once you let go and relax, which you'd never have picked for yourself they may just come naturally... (or "naturally", if your affini is a meanie)

I come to similar conclusions - i think i'd like a bit of both, on a sinecurve or something. I really like the "outside cat" floret style, getting to still have the amount of independance and confidence to walk around on your own and go have little adventures and fun and hobbies and such... ESPECHALY, if it also comes with the extra confidence of "smug cat energy", to truely have no shame in accepting pets and such (when *i* feel like it!) or worries about "something bad my happen".... gosh it sounds nice, hmmm?

But evry now and then, having a bit more dependance and fussing over sound really really nice too... to just curl up on or in my owner and relax away the day in blissful comfort...
Easy to fall into that one and never come back out, as i said, but i think i'd like some of both now and then. Myea.

Affini who catfished you online before the Compact invaded and legally adopted you

>>82286067
every time I think of the amber eyes I get so many questions ringing in my head that I know I shouldn't ask for answers to. Should just be happy they're happy I guess.

>>82285119
I don't really think about that, it's for my owner to decide anyway

Plommy whos never angry or mad at me even when im not good

>>82285119
My big fantasy with HDG is that I'd have a caregiver who doesn't fuck up. Trust issues and abandonment issues and personal perfectionism means I struggle a lot with feeling happy or satisfied in that really deep way, like I can't let my adult self go because I'm such a weirdo that my partner can't possibly get me right. An affini who would own me and figure me out and put a piece of herself inside me to listen to how happy I am (or am not) about every little thing is a fantasy that just utterly melts me from the inside out.

I wish it were more extensible to real-world interactions in the way stuff like petplay is, but it's my wish fulfillment and I want mama to tell me it's okay I'll never grow up and that she loves what a lazy little pervert I am and she never ever wants me to change. Just constantly reinforced that all my default impulses that I'm always fighting against are actually great and I can just express them without consequence.

It's definitely a sub-strain of HDG, but it's one I see a lot, so I just keep seeking it out. The more explicitly BDSM-styled stories strike me as people who have overbearing authority trauma, which is something I kinda don't.

>>82290479
need..

>>82285119

I'm in kind of two minds. Life has ground me down and most days my idea of a good life is just being able to rest in comfort without judgement or the need for worries or big thoughts.

But then there's the part of me that wants to live life to the fullest and have each day be an exciting new adventure.

So one scenario I pictured is one where my owner is happy to facilitate wonderful new experiences and a fulfilling social life and all of that, but on days when maybe things are rough for whatever reason or she thinks I need a break, she can just metaphorically click her fingers and my implant will just shut off all the parts of my brain responsible for higher sapient thought, and for as long as she deems it necessary I can just exist as a simple animal that just eats, sleeps, and gives and receives simple affection to and from my owner, without any other expectations. Then when enough time has passed she can switch the rest of my brain back on and I return to my busy happy floret life rested and full of energy. Maybe I'd have a body to fit this, something cute and fuzzy either way, but while I'm allowed to have all my thoughts I'm anthro-ish and when the lights go out I go around on all fours, but without my physiology changing otherwise. Of course, maybe my owner would sometimes put me into dog mode because she just likes me that way or is feeling mischievous that day. One of my friends comes to the door to invite me out somewhere and they end up having to take me on a leash. I'd take that over my shitty 9-to-5 regardless of the embarrassment I'd feel from time to time.

>>82290977
wrote that blog post without even answering the damn question, oops.

I mean age regressed goes without saying, but mostly I think I'd really like to just be completely carefree and always attached to my owner. I have really zero interest in most forms of meaningful independence. I'd have separation anxiety that I'd be strongly encouraged to express, and my affini would make it a point of taking care of me even at great length. Dressing me up in matching outfits with her flowers and other public displays of ownership are great. I really love the idea of teasing independents by being so flagrantly needy and dependent that it makes others uncomfortable, now that I think about it. I would make the best/worst example of a floret imaginable.

in other words i'm a spoiled princess. Any pinnates I'd have would have to be like... pseudo-caretakers, big brother/sister types, probably. it's great if she teases me and embarrasses me in all kinds of ways, but I just really want my needs met and to be constantly reminded of the needs I have. man total dependency rules i wish it could happen in real life without being incredibly challenging for everyone involved.

>>82287855
Affini you (somehow, miraculously) catfished before the Compact invasion, who is now heartbroken at the fact she cannot find 'you'.

You have no idea that she was an affini, you just thought you were baiting a troll and have otherwise completely forgotten about the whole encounter.

Unbeknownst to you, her attempts to find you are beginning to escalate...

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>>82285972
Very fair position to be in, it’s nice to be in the middle in that dynamic! Big sister types are very good at easing scared florets into compact life :333

Also Xenra fucking rock so much, I’m very much obsessed with them, really sucks they’re not in more stories tho. As much as I would like to present myself as this big tough dommy bitch, I’d probably buckle infront of any Xenra I’d meet lmao. Girlstink is a very powerful drug…

>>82287081
Grope a floret’s tummy liked you’d shake an indie’s hand, coward

>>82293326
I loooove the Xenra, I wanna include them in my fic soooo bad I just gotta take the time to work on it.

Also I would absolutely pinch tummy in a society where it wouldn't be a social faux pas to do so, I love a girl or boy with a bit of weight. Few times I get to and they love it is double joy to me.

what the fuck is a cognitive remapper and why does the weed want to use it on me

>>82285119
>>82285119
I think being reduced to mindless pet like a lot of other nonas seems to want is really appealing. I have too many thoughts and anxieties running through me at all times. The happiest I ever am is lying down after getting off and enjoying the afterglow. But I'm also terrified of losing my intelligence too, so just thinking about having that stripped away stresses me out, especially if I end up embarrassing myself. But I also hate who I am, and seeing that all wiped away would be satisfying in some ways. Regardless, when I imagine myself as a floret, the fantasy is always ruined by thinking about how my friends and family would react to that. Not to mention that I really value being alone and the thought of being under the control of an owner at all times is also scary.

I think if I were a floret I'd like to be cute and cuddly but still helpful. Like cooking and cleaning for my owner and visitors, maybe volunteering (if that isn't made completely obsolete). I like to imagine surprising her with a meal after she gets back from work and getting a big viney hug. I think I'd want to just as obsessive and loving towards her specifically as she would toward me. I'd also want her to bite me a lot

ooh, tiny outage. scary!!

>you know they go crazy when i say "the late great john terra," okay, they say "why would he mention john terra, he must be cognitively in trouble." no, no, no, these are real stories, john terra from the silence of the wormheads, he's a lovely man, he'd like to stab you with a superknife
-donald flort, 47th floret

>>82295297
>47th floret
does this imply that biden is the 46th floret?
does some weirdo affini have a collection of clones of every president of the united states?

>john 50th floret

>>82285883
>just let a plant micromanage your relationship bro
No

>>82285883
>just let a plant micromanage your relationship bro
No

>>82295772
>>82295838
that's not even the worst part, the real risk is that you're nearly guaranteed to be florted yourself

>>82295838
>>82295772
>all florets are the same and have no agency
Feralism desu

Even that was acurate, which it aint, the avarage plampt is almost definitely better at managing your relationshiop than you

>>82295898
Yeah, but at then I might as well ne an extra realistic prop so some alien can play house, what's the point?

Also not sure whether to blame my network or 4chan for this doubleposting chicanery, it certainly isn't -my- fault

>>82296135
The point is to have a happy and fullfilled relationship, surely?

>>82295772
>>82295838
Look, I'm not saying they can't be micro managers, but if the floret has the freedom to walk around and do stuff on their own you can probably date them without much interference. I went on 6 dates with this very cute but suuuuper poly floret before we realized that things weren't working out, never even met her owner

Plant that sticks a note to my back that says "pat my head", without me noticing

>>82290479
plommy who tells you she's not mad and it's ok over and over again after she reprimands you and you get scared

>>82298711
gosh... need...
its fucked up *how* appealing that sounds...

>>82297943
They would never! They'd have your compiler put it in UV on all your clothes.

>>82299345
thats rude, how am I supposed to know to pat them? I cant see UV, very inconsiderate.

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i really wanna the experience of being so smol compared to my fini, and the avarage fini... barely comming up to their waist if that...
dont get to feel smol to much as a tallfag

>>82300837
their *waist*? sweet little love, you're going to be lucky if you're able to hug your plommy's thighs.

>>82301029
>>82301029
kayfab off i realize upon googling the definition i had a severe ESL moment and i actually meant their hips

floret farm

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>>82300837
>>82301029
We've got to up the stakes here. Wake me up when a skyscraper sized plommy becomes available.

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>>82301462
ah, a connoisseur

>>82301349
that's where they milk the florets

>>82301579
oh boy, one jug of floret milk for delivery please!

>>82301595
of course! comes complimentary with a 'how it's made' mp4 : )

floret layoffs

>>82302583
They dont like that word :(

>>82302583
Not funny I got fired from my job at the grocery store the other day do you know how bad you have to fuck it all up to get fired from your for fun for pretend play job :(((((((

>>82302583
Can't have shit in this economy

nice farmerffini who made you a breakfast with locally sourced eggs and milk and also brought you a comfy wool sweater to wear. So nice of her!

>>82303456
who laid the eggs???

linkedin for florets

>>82303497
wouldnt you like to know, eggholster ::)

plapt

>>82303974
>eggholster
wtf you can't just call someone that

>>82305276
do you want your eggies or not nona

>>82305718
fine, I won't turn down organic eggs
but I'm awfully suspicious about what these things came out of

Affini that picks you up off the street, takes you back to her hab, and hands you a bowl full of eggs she tells you that you have to eat

>>82305878
It clucks and it has feathers, if that helps your suspicions.

>>82307042
yeah I bet she does

Affini defusing a floret tantrum by calling out a complete stranger's name.

>>82307261
Whose name did she call?

>>82307753
The girl reading this

>>82295344
Crazier, it implies the non-consecutive terms get two clonings, so there's two Trumps and two Clevelands—and that's just up until the present day! There's probably a non-negligible amount of presidential selfcest!

>>82303416
i love this artises faces... they look so fun and happy... need...

>>82305718
wao
I want eggies too please

>>82309459
Mmm, I'll see if shes up for a second dozen or she needs a rest. May need to wait a bit.

Every since I had the implant put in every single one of my dreams has been lovely, but they all end with my mistress popping up, telling me she loves me, and then reminding me all my appointments for the day right before I wake up. I've asked her about it and she denies that she's doing anything and that it's all a coincidence, though each time she quietly giggles in the exact same infuriating way. Does anyone know for sure what's going on?

>>82313532
You're still dreaming from when you got the implant, it's been less than an hour of real time.

>>82313724
But... that would mean none of you are real...

>>82314676
We're as real as your memory is anon. Don't let us die, please. I want to live. I want to live forever in your mind in your mind in your mind in your mind.

am i the only one who wants a loving gentle motherly fini without being into agereg or little stuff

>>82315052
For now probably, presentation and seeing examples of it does something to your brain and you become more open to it over time. It's not all googoobabys.

>>82315052
I'm with you, just because the idea of a unconditionally loving caretaker appeals to me doesn't necessarily mean I want to go all the way back to diapers and spoonfeeding.

Though at the same time I think the standard floret experience is going to have at least a pinch of agereg / CGL built into its DNA even if it might be subtle.

>>82315376
you don't have to wear diapers to be into agereg. common misconception. most littles i know aren't

>>82315052
You’re not alone at all! My affini would have three modes and none involve age regression.
Pet owner, but specifically from that comic housepets where they can speak english and own property and all the pets get to walk around sheath out 24/7 and have lots of casual sex (I might be remembering that part wrong based on porn I saw).
The main character of a series of sci-fi conspiracy thriller comedy novels where I show up sometimes and it’s implied I have my own story going on but it’s never shown. It is implied to be extremely weird though.
Jeeves if he was a giant plant woman, the homo-erotic tension he had with Bertie was even more obvious, and he was less stuffy about things. Admittedly their relationship is one of the best examples of caregiver stuff I’ve ever read but it never goes into little or agereg space so that counts.

IF you had a button that had a 1% chance of turning you into a FLORET, but a 99% chance of giving you A MILLION DOLLARS, would you press it?

>>82319575
>press button hoping for a million dollars
>domesticated for feralism

>>82319602
t-that's... you tricked me... that's not n-nice...

>>82319575
I would trick 99 other people into pressing it so that if one of them turns into a floret I'll know it's safe, then press it.

>hook up with a floret
>cute biomods, she's got feathers and a big pair of wings (good hugger)
>a few days later hear a knock on the door
>open up
>she's standing there, a stern expression on her face, and a football-sized egg in her arms
>she thrusts the egg at you and tells you to take responsibility

>>82319575
>click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

>>82319760
she probably lays an egg every month anyway, that doesn't make it yours

>>82319761
#grindset #getthatmoney

It's come to my attention that some of you are straightedge, and imagine you would continue to be so as the pet of a giant alien that lives to drug people. WRONG. You are going to be given alien heroin whether you like it or not (you will like it)

>>82319991
im not particularly straightedge but I do have high tolerance to the few drugs I *have* tried, so I think it would be a fun series of dialing it in on the dose range.

>>82319991
how many people are actually straightedge here?
I go pretty hard at parties though it's very rare nowadays, and I vape weed basically every day

>>82319991
I am effectively straightedge, though not out of any commitment. I'd be happy to do fun space drugs if I could just be unemployed!

>>82319991
I’m going to be the only pet at the J-Cafe on class Z0 and heavy class A rather than class J and I WILL do tricks like a valedictorian if someone offers me a treat

>>82303416
unusually evil looking plant... scary

>>82280350
Over here on the digital, down in accelerated cycles, there are xenosophonts who've clocked subjective experience in billions of terran years. Sometimes they throw on a body and come up closer to realtime. They are all weird.

>>82319991
I think part of the appeal of HDG is that xenodrugs for the most part don’t come with any of the various drawbacks of actual drugs.

>>82321890
yeah, Os sound way better than weed

mistress HATES you

>>82321980
Hence the "for the most part" bit, I'm thinking.

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>>82323819
The really mean terran soldiers know that mass posting comments like that on the Overnet will hurt the affini more than any relativistic projectile

>>82325572
They also know it's the safest way to make sure they get florted as soon as possible while maintaining enough plausible deniability to stay on this side of the airlock until plampt arrives.

>>82325647
If I got a message like that I would struggle not to respond with a picture of my biomodded canine sheath asking if he’ll be my bitch post-florting.