PUSSY ATTACK editionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82143944
My ideal boyfriend
I wish modern-day movies were more like this. This is peak entertainment.https://youtu.be/SzwURG_7yw8?si=CEkl-HvydTl0BLqS
Threadly reminder to VOTEhttps://ranking.sanrio.co.jp/en/characters/https://ranking.sanrio.co.jp/en/happilinafriends/
>>82266522Is there ANYONE who could survive Kuromi's special attack?
I want to help her relieve her stress
cinnamoroll a retard... (affectionate)
>>82266991if only it was a girl
>>82267854he's just like me
>>82268453boys need love too
>>82269211yes, that's why they fuck girls
>>82269530PISSY WISSY PISS PAWS
>>82270186make a paw edit now
>>82269548nice
>>82273202DES~!
>>82273998paws only version for the footfags
>>82274523
>>82274523The big bulge makes it look like she's actually a femboy.
can we keep ai slop out of the thread please
>>82274710oh no! anyway...
>>82274690watch this they're gonna make a edit where she has a dick now that you said that
>>82274651This one can stay.
>>82275113fucking called it kek
certified brat
>>82275113Nice, now do a diaper edit.
>>82267381still voting for jewelpets
i'm curious if editanon can remove censor bars
>>82276870Cute
Do they still have to work at the semiconductor factory, however?
>>82278966yes ai can remove censor bars surprise surprise
green dog!!!
>>82268453I'm a male leaning bisexual, I'm mostly gay and Devilun is hot
>>82278966
A generous soul has drawn me getting flashed by my beautiful wife
>see this sign on the side of the streetWat do?
>>82284644Proceed in the hopes of finding giant mascots.
Character ranking initial results resultsNot too different from last year but I like my boy marumaru climbing up a littleRemember that you can vote for as many characters as you want once per day so both your niche and popular favs can be voted for
>>82282790now this is a good use of slopthanks anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEfvOha9oKQ
>>82284644Be glad it isn't this sign. As if regular-sized mascots weren't endangering to the human population enough...
>>82286602>the average macroTDMfag seeing that sign in question
>>82283707hawt
>>82284837#RIGGED
>>82284837Pretty boring. Every region has the same 5 characters in slightly different positions except for Thailand where Yoshikitty is in first place for some reason
>>82287674The Thailand ranking is consistent with last year's, same with Adorozatorumary being popular in europe surprisingly, but the spain rank has an old lady character in 3rd for some reason
>>82287521imagine getting locked inside of this for a week
>>82268453Devilun is best as a cute boyat least there's Kyupidelgod I hope an English patch is added soon
I do not understand this cat
jirachi in micro-bikini
Hey Anons, got a question for orbfuckers, donno when the thread will pop up, but tdm is kinda close to it?Do you think Patreon hates orbs? I saw two orb artists that drew orbs and tdms, but their patreons were dead. Is it against their tos or something?Asking for when if orb stuff is created and posted, if patreon will ban the account basically
>>82291097artists who fill a particular kind of niche such as orbs and tdm are often very fickle, so i wouldn't discount the possibility they both just had an episode and fucked off
>>82291097patreon and payment processors think anything that isn't clearly an adult human is CP so it might be that
>>82291097i can't speak for orbfuckers personally. but if it helps, i don't recall seeing any TDM stuff on patreon. the few that have had patreon accounts in the past were banned a few years ago but i haven't looked up the reason nor do i really care that much, so i'm blanketly assuming patreon just doesn't like it
>>82291139The problem is that one of the slime orb characters has the opportunity of getting lewds, but the project being on patreon might be a bad one I guess huh? I guess it's safe to not go this route, just in case.I'm asking around to check, it is sad.>>82291158Yeah I also think if it's human x slime orb, they'll hate it even more. However, I wonder if it's slime orb x slime orb? I wonder if patreon would hate that too. But again, safe to not do it, and assume the worst
>>82290781but why?
>>82291810why not
>>82291033>>82291858i resent artists that don't draw jirachi's belly eye, its a key part!
>>82291969true
>>82286602>>82286656surely they can't be *that* dangerous... right? t-they'll just squish you flat all cartoon-like...
>>82292729It entirely depends on the mascot in question, some more affectionate and gentle than the others.
>>82291097As an orbfucker I don't think tdm is very close to it, since most orbs/waddling heads are 1 head tall while tdms are 2-2.5 heads tall. Love them all the same though >3< !
/tdm/ look out!
I think I could(hope) handle giant garnet, I'm good with cats.
>>82289409I need the translation already, I'm withering. I need to see how the characters behave to draw them correctly
>>82295188you should've read the sign before going into the tall grass, anon...
>>82269359Gay TDMS need love as well
>>82295800haha, oh no. Imagine a giant Minun sitting on you or rubbing you against her crotch. How terrible that would be! Haha! I sure hope no Dynamax Minun decides to use me as her personal stress relief
macro fags into TDM is wild to me because one of TDMs biggest allures is their shortness
>>82298359That is why it is fun. No one expects the attack of the 50 foot midget to be oddly sexual, but somehow it always is.
>>82298359I just think they're cute generally, size doesn't matter because the proportions are basically the same thoroughout, they're still deformed but just bigger.
*sits on your servers*
>>82298614fat fuck
holy comfy
>>82291841She's so chubby.
>>82284837New to these threads and Sanrio, I'm gonna try to name these guys witbout looking them upDog RabbitFat Ass Dog Snoopy's CousinGoth Girl Brat Cat Hello KittyPink Rabbit ThingHeadband DuckBoy and GirlCloud ThingPissed Off OwlSo how did I do
>>82301736Let's see>Just a dog, but is aware that he looks like a rabbit>Correct>He is believed to be inspired by Snoopy, especially since Sanrio sold Peanuts merch before realising they could make money off of their own creations>Actually a rabbit>She says hello back>Correct>Indeed a duck but the headband is just part of this year's poll's cheerleader theme>Those are indeed a boy and girl>Actually a ghost>Actually a penguin
>>82301736>Goth Girl Brat Catshe could be if you asked her really nicely...
Fresh from the oven
>>82298359shortness in *proportions*, yes. the appeal comes from something so tiny becoming so large (which can be the explanation of macro in general).imagine being suddenly reduced to knee-high in height to a mascot when moments ago, they were knee-high to *you*.
>>82303105>imagine being suddenly reduced to knee-high in height to a mascotGot a pic of something alike?So many macro pics seem to be like, something like a godzilla size with people being ants (or small to the point they dont show) Which I'm not against but with such a size difference possible interactions seem limited to say the least
>>82284837dogs getting botted to top 3 every year has made these rankings meaningless
>>82303383>bottedcinnamon is the bestest boy and i WILL continue voting for him!
>>82303364depends on what you consider to be "knee-high"; this is a very literal interpretation...
>>82303449>>82303449The Pompompurin and Pochacco votes are botted to an extreme degree, so they do have a point about voting being meaningless
