Cute competitionPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82134249/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[Updated][Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959More in the rentry above.
>Pokémon of the threadKadabra>QoTTWho would be blessing human-poke marriage in the world of Pokémon? Should anyone?
>>82277104I can't imagine such ceremony on the part of most mons, but I think any psychic, ghost or dragon type would be fit to do it. The most capable of being respectfully spiritual.But then again, maybe they all have their own rites.
>>82277104>QoTTYou find an adherent of the Almighty Sinnoh for the blessing of Arceus.
>>82275144Finally someone said it! I dont know why but girls looking nervous really do it for me. Must be a ENF thing or something. Anyway I made this way back when that edit came out because i didnt like the new face
>>82277104The local Gym Leader
>>82280120Just keep her far, FAR away from a Protector and we're good.
>>82281498Call me a nigger because I'd pick her cotton
I got quite a lucky catch at the gym todayA big meaty bunny by the look of things
>>82282713Hey congrats anon! Also got lucky and FINALLY found a shiny Spritzee yesterday, and she happens to be a girl too.At the same time bummed out that Trapinch are all but gone from max spots...
Soft
Might be in a Gardevoir mood tonight.>>82283561Oh shit, you finally got her. Congrats, man. Guess I can stop hunting for them now. Though if you want a shiny Trapinch that bad, then it'll simply be a replacement search.
Science?
>>82284348Science
>>82284348What exactly is the purpose of this study?
>>82284380Human×Pokémon breeding compatibility and how much the offspring inherits from each parent
>>82284362Do it then, Oak, you giant pussy.
>>82284380He probably wants to know if human seed can impregnate a Pikachu, but doesn't trust peer reviewed studies.
>>82284434>Pokemon born from a human father is guaranteed perfect IVs>This is kept hush to porevent Pokemon breeders from forcing themselves on their Pokemon>All the top trainers got there by using the Pokemon they fathered
>>82284562Hagorina
>>82277104Blessed be the spoon fox
>>82284496Strengthening the bonds between Pokémon and trainer result in stronger children...or so the old wives tale goes.
You only get to fuck one. Who do you choose?
>>82284299Thanks MA. You never had to hunt for them, remember.I lately caught two perfect female Trapinch at max spots, it's the hardest I went on anything max shit related of all. I wanted to get more of them to fully level up my girl, and now they are all gone. Sucks. WhateverThank you for the offer, I didn't really have a shiny in mind. In 2024 a shiny Trapinch girl found me in SV (yeah, I wasn't looking for her) and I even got her a Moon Ball, so I'm good. Maybe YOU'RE looking for something specific now?By the way, I'm sure you've noticed, we got another lucky trade ready. Hah.
>>82286829Presented like this, ZekromI normally would Reshiram any time of the dayalso what the fuck is wrong with captcha taking 50 years to appear
>>82286829The one fit for human marriage
>>82286829Reshiram was made to love.
>>82287596I assume it being 4/14 has something to do with itAnd with my burgerland ISP IP being rangebanned, good grief
>>82284496>Daycare employee knows Human bred Pokemon produce better IVs>Sees way to many trainers release hundreds of newborn babies into the wild for not having perfect IVs>takes it upon himself to prevent overpopulation
>>82290255On this side of the pond it's loading endlessly todayLast post I tried expired after I confirmed captcha and submitted the post
>>82287510>You never had to hunt for them, remember.I refuse your stance. On that subject, though, there's something I forget. Was it the shiny fire Oricorio you were looking for? No specific shiny pops up for me at the moment, but perhaps I can think of one in time. For the moment, I'm content to enjoy the shinies I've recently acquired. Plus Home integration means I finally put in a little baby Ralts into Z-A. Maybe now I'll finally get back to it, got distracted by other stuff.That was surprisingly quick on the new lucky trade. Perhaps I ought to now prioritize maybe just one pokemon I'd like to actually raise in use in Go instead of focusing purely on looks. I got time to think about it.>>82287596>>82290255It ain't you guys, I was around when the site's captcha was fucked last night. Returned after roughly an hour or so, but now it takes forever to load a captcha and then post. Very annoying, reminds me of the dial-up days.
>>82286829Use the DNA splicers to merge Kyurem and Reshiram, then fuck White Kyurem. Either that, or chase down Colress, get him yo make some super DNA splicers, use them to merge all three back into the Original Dragon, and then fuck her senseless.
>>82291246Nah, it was more like "what is okay for that Tropius? maybe another regional? lucky Oricorio sounds fine"Have fun playing with your Ralts in ZA. I haven't touched the game this year at allOn a side note, your gifts are noted and appreciated. Nothing like a fitting sticker for a postcard.
Posting is actually misareble
>>82291549Well damn, guess I'll hold onto her, then. Still a great addition to my shiny dex. Probably will get back to Z-A after dinner. I try my best to do funny or fitting stickers for the various stops around these parts. If there's one thing that's cool about having to go running around, it's finding weird stops I've never seen before.And yes, posting absolutely sucks. Though it might've been me at first but it seems to be universal at the moment.
I can not get enough of my Bunny after catching her shiny
>>82291634Someone went and fucked with the captcha load times. Whether this was a malicious prank by an unknown party or a deliberate thing done by the staff to bully people into buying more passes is yet to be seen.
>>82292299>done by the staff to bully people into buying more passes is yet to be seen.I am a passcuck and can confirm it's slow for me as well, so something is going wrong.
Man, we really can't post now, can we?
Can't upload...
Are we back?
>>82294670Seems like it... for now.
>>82294752I just want to be horny for my pokemon, why this gotta be so difficult.
>>82294774Dunno. Ask that damn Porygon-Z who got herself tangled in 4chan's net code.
>>82294929I don't think Porygon even have gender...
>>82292292I somewhat prefer her regular coloring, but buns are all still worthy of being loved.
>>82295038I think you have it give it to them.
>>82295725Giving genders sounds dangerous.
>>82284362Pika
>got Mew a thing she wanted in Pokopia>she immediately flips upside down and shows me her crotch as if presenting herself>>82286829Reshiram was always one of my original Gen 5 favs.
>>82295724While I agree with all buns being amazing and eager to share love with their trainers, I just really appreciate the cotton candy pink fur they have as a shiny. A very nice highlight, even though their base form is already incredible.
M(you)!
>>82296401Very nice
This fat cat needs to lose weight.
I can't seem to reliably post on any board lately, tried to bump here a few times but can't get through.
>>82299010*slaps ass*You bet this fat bitch can sit on so many human faces. Oh, don't let her grumpy face and tsundere haughtiness fool you, she LOVES to be absolutely stuffed with human dick even more than she likes eating!But don't tell her that, or she'll show you why she can out-speed Latios with those paw claws.
>>82299052I couldn't either, I kept getting timed out connection. I'm surprised that about 4th+ attempt went through as the post wasn't appearing when I was trying to make itShitshow, shitshow
My Lopunny doesn't understand why I keep threatening to eat her after she evolved...
>>82298222I think the idea of her cotton candy poofs is adorable, but I don't think it goes very well with her brown fur at all. If they really wanted it to look good, they should have changed the color of her regular fur as well. Perhaps a vanilla or soft cream to complement the pink.
>>82299052For me, i send the message, it loads to 100% then MAYBE it posts, but if it does the reply window stays up and i have to update to see my post.Made me double post a few times
>>82303413Yeah, that's what's happening to me, too. Still not sure what's causing the issue, but right now it's only an annoyance - you can get shit across if you're determined enough. Really hope they fix this soon, though - my patience is running out.