/scaly/ - Scaly General #1632Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.====================>Lurking or just reading the FAQ before posting is encouraged.>Anatomy arguments never go anywhere, don't bother instigating one.>No extreme fetishes, please. Ask or catbox your image with a warning on it if you're unsure.>Before asking for source, consider looking into the tips under resources to help find what you're looking for.>Please avoid reposting images from the last few threads to keep the latest more fresh.>There is no Discord server, don't ask.===================Scaly Smut - Many lewd lizard writings>https://mega.nz/folder/pM0EHaQK#qpaXTV7AKpDWNAQn8-ZpYgScaly Lit - Even more lizard writings>https://rentry.org/scalylit>https://rentry.org/scalywnMisc Resources - Source finding and other fun stuff>https://rentry.org/scalygeneralFAQ - Common questions already answered>https://pastebin.com/bpUrZimpYou are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/Help! 4chan is dead/hacked again!Don't panic first check the above desuarchive link. You can ghost post in there and see what others are saying. Our fallback site in case 4chan goes down is>https://8 chan.moe/Look for the /trash/ board.===================Today's featured image is probably not an acceptable greeting.Topic of the thread: What socially awkward and autistic reaction would you have upon seeing a /scaly/ irl?
ToTT:this most likely
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>>82284654>WHERE'S MY HUG AT
Why are scalie males so predisposed to looking like twinks?
>>82285012Might want to look closer anon because that one's got some bazoinkers
Site's still being fucky, I think it ate my post, Captcha's taking forever to load too. What's up?
>>82285102>>82285182(both me)Man, it took like 10 minutes for the first one to clear
>>82284654>Today's featured image is probably not an acceptable greeting.wrongthey get upset if you don't do it
>>82285012We just don't know.
>>82285102Nah, the character's 100% a male>>82285219Truly one of life's biggest mysteries
Peril was far happier being Scarlet's slave, killing prisoners in the SkyWing arena, eating coal, and having no friends.
The cutest scaly butthole doesn't exis--
I HATE K*bolds
what scaly INTERNET media do you remember from way back when?https://youtu.be/iojKvKKUTZY
>>82285856Looks like someone's experiencing some sour grapes.What's the matter, upset no kobold wants to serve in that musty basement you call a 'lair'?
>>82286109No! K*bolds are DUMB and STUPID and SMALL and they smell BAD and they are too clingy and they literally die if you criticise them even ONCE. Really, humans are just better helpers
I just want a friend I can go on adventures with.
>>82286177>K*bolds are DUMB and STUPID and SMALL and they smell BAD and they are too clingy and they literally die if you criticise them even ONCEmy god, they're just like me
>>82286177Wyvern talons posted this, YWNBAD
freddy fazbirb
>>82286296Why would I want to be a dragoncel? Everyone knows that dragons females love their wyvern partners
Chadverns.
>>82286349wyvern hoards are 95% smaller then dragon hoards on average. your opinion doesnt matter cope and seethe wygger peasant
>>82286392>muh hoardsIs this ligga serious? Everyone knows that dragoids who boast about how many things they have collected are seriously insecure and overcompensating for something
>>82286349>>82286177>W*vern>calling others stupidlmfaoEnjoy your humans. Those perverted talon-lickers are probably the only ones willing to put up with you overgrown bats.
I see it's prime WYVERNTARD POSTING HOURS. Imagine not having forelegs. With my superior anatomy, I was able to pull a SEXY HUMAN, who married my BALLS.
>>82286349>it was a jealous wyverncel the whole time>probably approached a kobold once and got rejected, now "hates" kobolds>"hates" dragons while obsessively fantasizing about dragon sexAnon, I promise you there are kobolds out there who will settle for a wyvern. Don't spend your life pining for things you'll never have.And be honest with yourself about wanting to be made a dragon's sex slave. You'll be happier for it, and someday it might even happen.
>>82286512As much as I'd hate to admit it, anon's probably right.There was that one who settled for a n**dle, after all. And frankly, I consider them even lesser than Wyverns.
guys I hacked into the 4chan servers and this is all a noodle plot to take all the humans for themselves while the rest of you are distracted you have to stop them before they-- NO! NOOOOO987YTFDSaz
>>82286466>JOKEbold opinionImmediately discarded. Sorry buddy, but this is the grown-ups table. Besides, I'm not sure arguing online is good for the pebble you call a heart>>82286484>engaging in anything romantic with a humanThe absolute state of dragoncels >>82286512>fanfictionLol no>And be honest with yourself about wanting to be made a dragon's sex slave.No! I don't want that! Dragons are vain and superficial! They disgust me!
>>82286529Way to out yourself as uneducated, if it weren't for us Noodles you wouldn't have water treatment or indoor running water. You probably bathe in mud, the West(ern) has fallen
I want to be a Tama!
>>82286529The noodle gave them love and praise, something they would never hear from a dragon. Also headpats. Is it really that surprising???
Sup /scaly/, it's been a while since I last posted anything SCP related around here, but here I am once more. A friend wrote this recently-ish and I thought I'd share it here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-zadotekAs a heads up, it's pure worldbuilding meant to serve as an stepping stone for further articles. If that's not your thing then I'd skip it.
Would you a birb?
>>82287710Certainly.
Whatever the fuck is going on with the Captcha is driving me nuts.
>>82286622me too
what the hell are they doing to the captchas? any clue why they're so slow?
>>82288141Been shitting itself all day, there was an hour long period where it would just straight up present a 404 in the box
You will never know this level of companionship.
>>82288267>picWhy must dragons be so cruel?Is it really so wrong to want a little love and adoration from time to time?
>>82288141>>82288223The jews running this website slowed down the captchas intentionally. They likely want more people to buy 4chan pass
would you FIGHT a birb?
>>82288434Only if it's combat cuddling.
>>82288426this appears to be hitting everybody, because posts are taking ages to register as well
noodle!
>>82288575According to that post, it's something they did to the site's code, so it would indeed hit everyone regardless of where they were posting from.
/scaly/ has been slow today
>>82289828Whole site has been, my ligga
>>82288434I'd tongue-punch him/her in the cloaca. If that's what you mean.
>>82289828Even with a pass, uploading is particularly slow.Wonder if the site is getting DDOS'd
>>82289919>Riptor The new version of her is pure sex, but I still have a soft spot for her OG design. Fortunately, due to her story in the more recent game stating that both forms are canon, that Stalker Units are mass-produced, and they can be bought and owned by whoever can afford their pricetag, it's technically possible to have both as waifus.
>>82289947>Wonder if the site is getting DDOS'dThem 'jak boys up to their yearly bullshit?
>>82284654>ToTTi would:>look at them furtively and hope they don't notice>eventually leave without speaking to or meeting them>never see them again
>>82286576That animation will never not make me smile
>>82287816Ideal polycule
>>82290815Imagine that wyvern is as big as a city bus being silly dancing like that
>>82291794>street breakdance competition with a bus-sized wyvern whipping themself aroundI've GOT to see that now.
>>82291387>horn-specific bondage gearto stop them from shooting off like rockets, i suppose?
>>82291902Tfw no wyvern sitting her big booty on my human face...
>>82284654>ToTT hugs. that is all I'm doing. I'll be nonverbal for like at least a few minutes. >>82282666>It's a good thing just being in there in general excites her enough. If she gets bored of you just laying in there gaming, you might have to pick up naked, slippery calisthenics or you'll find yourself deposited in the dog house. Since dogs or doghouses aren't really a thing in WoF and she wouldn't understand the phrase, I choose to interpret the "dog house" as her dragging me out of her pussy with her tail and shoving me up her ass instead. It's probably tight enough going up that hole that my arms will be pressed to my sides and I won't be able to reach for my switch let alone use it, so I'll have to focus on her instead. Either way I'm not leaving for a while.
Would you a skelebirb??
dragon seller, i am going into battle, and i need your strongest dragons
>>82290315You would need to be stupid rich to do that though. Stalkers are military units after all, even one would cost several millions.
https://youtu.be/n-NDYWPXpKg?si=BGP1GZWJmj6cCn61
>>82293194my dragons are too strong for you, traveler~
are we under attack again? i just got a 403 when trying to navigate here.
>>82294514>potion label "dragon killer">hopperDo not poison pondhopper or I will dragon killer you, potion seller.
>>82294547>This isn't gay scalie anal sex
What do nature dragons smell like?
>>82296019>They have a fragrant floral scen-NO THEY SMELL LIKE GODDAMN DIRT
>>82296039Are you sure you aren't just getting tricked by a Common Green that rolled around in the mud a bit and let it dry before your date because she lied on her dating profile (complete with a pic of her wearing a flower crown) to make herself stand out?
>>82296039The word you're looking for is petrichor. And it's a delightful smell.
>>82296128>tricked because lied on her dating profileI'd never get tricked.Look at this angelic lindwyrm I got matched with.Such a delicate soul who surely has done nothing wrong and would never basement me.>>82296167>petrichorOnly noodle Tyrant Wyrms smell like that, as per The Shining Wyrm.
Misanthropanon makes the best sounds
>>82289027All that guy did was inspect element on the button that read "get captcha (11)", and of course that's what we see in the sidebar as a result. He's also a retarded /pol/ poster. His singular saving grace is that he's not on mobile.
>>82288223>>82288141>>82289027Was this guy onto something >>82286570
What do you do in this situation?
>>82297958I assume go to the hospital
>>82297958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8z6Eb0pcS4
>>82296874The noodles can keep the monkeys. I'm into enslaving wyverns these days.
>site absolutely shitting itselfI'm getting posting errors and then the post goes through anyway, almost double posted a few times
>>82297958Well I sure as hell wouldn't be snapping a picture. Least of all because I know it's gonna make my beloved feel deathly embarrassed over a simple mistake.I hope she doesn't dull her teeth over it. Nothing like a sharp bite, albeit on more durable parts, to really set the mood.
>>82298537Trying to post an image, if not anything at all is legitimately painful.
>>82298537movie-makin’s a hard business kid>tries to smoke cigarette>doesn’t have the anatomy to do so comfortably>drops itah damn it
>>82298572A separate update seems to have broken my file upload dialog. Production-level software breaks more often than it used to, and the only thing it makes sense to blame is AI slop code.It's kind of hilarious that to know if a post goes through, I've been waiting to see the error telling me it didn't.
>>82298537Mr. Raptor! Loved your work on Jurassic Hearts 3!!!
>>82297958kek>>82298537its almost like they are vibe coding site maintenance shit lol>OH HEY YOU WANT TOP POST ON 4CHAN TODAY??? FUCKING COOLDOWNS!desu, it could be WAY WAY WORSE in terms of site code...
>>82297958damn image didnt send, fix your shit gookmoot even when the sharty was being ddosed and spammed with bots it was still more usable than this trash heap
just in case the site shits the bed again, what was our secondary meetup again? 8, right?
>>82299833It's in the OP. Yeah, it is.
Man trying to post these past couple days has been a nightmare. Still, some good news, I'm almost finished with writing up the next release. Once the Noelle sprites are ready it'll be pretty much good to go! Then it's on to week 3, which brings us some new characters too>a depressed salaryman who hates his job (he works hard for the money, but gets little in return, maybe >(You) can cheer him up?)>an annoying yuppie (he's cringe, but he's doing it because he loves his family so it's hard to be completely mad at him)I can't remember if I've posted the sketches for these characters yet (I think I might have?), but I also have some sketches for some characters I plan to introduce for week 4 down the road which leads me onto:>>82299833I'm familiar with the lifeboat, but just in case, Lizardanon do you mind if I shoot you a DM on FA as well? I've got an account I just use for communication (used it to message Ryukiri so I could get my writing for Noelle right). I'll send you a sketch that I haven't posted here in the thread yet first, then post it here with my trip on, so you know it's definitely me. Just want to cover the bases in case everything goes down for weeks at a time again. Plus, at some point I guess the game will need sprites that will definitely be hardcore spoilers for endings, and I know theres a few anons here that are waiting to play once the story gets more established>coming up on a year of dev sooncrazy how much time flies, this is the longest I've been able to put into a project like this by a mile. Hopefully I can get close to week 3 being done by then; I think that would make great progress for a year. Couldn't have done it without everyone, seriously
Went over there, and you know what I realized? This is around the date that 4chan went offline last year. The chances this is all a planned opp aren't 0.
So... who's winning?
>>82300733Everyone watching. Alternatively, me losing because neither are on my team...
>>82300733It's 2 player co-op.
>>82301700>>82301737Is that Zilla or Zilla Jr.?
what are they talking about?
>>82302048Potential ways to bribe Nudyarl into letting them into the laundry room to sniff your underwear.
>>82302577>all those bubbles Was she secretly a Tama all along?
