/beta/ - end of mily
hi guys
echo
i literally came so hard when i saw the suspension
relapsed again reward
>>82290530me when i'm working on my car
me when i don't have a car or know how drive
sorry guys i am really retarded and meant AWARD, not rewardto make that clear, i meant to post "relapsed again award"thanks.
did i miss byron's reward
i dont have any friends
i just won a league game
>>82291376Congratulations I'm happy for you I hope you keep winning and winning
>>82291940based
>>82291376Congratulations I'm happy for you I hope you keep winning and winning. Which character did you play this time?
i just won another league game
>>82292078thanks anon. i played Viego both games
i won 10 league games today in a row
>>82292861also i played viego better than that anon
where is wally for I much desire to speak with him
walter wally waldoson
end of evanmillyon
>>82292887I'm not Wally but you can pretend like usual
>>82293133sorry I want wally
>>82293148Congrats. I hope your victories make you happy.
>>82293191not really
aura farmer
i won 5 more games of league in the time it took that anon to win one
>>82293162brand new sentence
i've done nothing but lose my games all daynot playing league i just wanted to feel included
“my son turned out okay”ma’m your son has Beta Blocker active 24/7
"my dad's heart attack turned out okay"ma'am your dad is on beta blockers 24/7
my win streak just went up to 67 games
it's too bad wally can't control his gay urges like the rest of us
you guys scared wally off and now he doesnt want to post anymore i hope you're happy
he always comes back
you say that the price of my initial's not a price that you're willing to pay
you say my love is draining, and you can't send moreyou'll be the one complainin' when you are bored
>>82290793is this true
call me a zionist the way i love cute and funny
>>82294843this, too, is wally
>>82293590gem
(((they))) hate wally
echo used to buy my used onaholes
yeah he does that
>>82294941fucking hot
milly post chest
threadly reminder faildom can't even ntr me or get money out of anyone with their weak sub energy larping like that LOL
Tfw you’re so subby you’ve sent to Milly…
it's my honest suspicion you're gonna want a physician, only morticians are the one to help your future condition, cuz me whoopin on your ass is a time-honored tradition so we'll do it even faster in the turbo edition
wally walterson. your whole life you've stocked shelves. now let's see what happens when you're the one on the shelf. you may notice you're currently sitting on top of an extremely tall walmart shelf. your challenge is to find the antidote to the poison you've been injected with on the surrounding shelves without falling into the pit of spikes below. you have one hour. good luck. oh, and by the way, every product you accidentally knock into the pit will reduce your time by 5 minutes. have fun, waldo.
>>82295223its in the archives
>>82295300i kinda want to send to this person now.. where can i do that?
kinda low-key maybe want to send to this certain someone
wally?
i feel like everyone has just to try it at least once
that's what wally says about heroin
Tfw you're so curious you've asked Questions
>>82295679what are they like?
>>82295535link it
>>67935913
>>82296335thats on milly for ghosting
killy milly
>>82296539i like women like this
I wanna get cucked in a confusing and almost illegible way standard ntr doesn't hit the spot they don't get it
i'm an abstract kind of cuck
i bet i'm a more abstract cuck than you
nice dead thread
everybody knows this thread is just one schizo talking to himself anyways
how can everybody know that then retard
Hewo all
hi gay weirdo
>>82298873I knot gay or weird ;(
>>82298934are you sure
I knot gays
>>82298861kill yourself
>>82298934kill yourself
practice self love and you will be able to love the world around you
Milly actually has kinda cute feet desu.
nigga thas a anime girl
>>82301277he should start a feetfinder
>>82301617He should post his feet in here.
My twitter is @ Tobaisgoons I’m autistic and love gooning
i always read it as tobias goons
>>82301386gem alert
>>82302251me
>>82302744My pwarents spelt it wrong on birth citificate
>>82302834You seem annoying
woke up this morning got some gabagool
uh guys i said hi
>>82295300this but i got it back after
>>82305234you should've made him double it to apologize for accepting it in the first place
double it, give it to the next person
>>82305365this would be hot to do
piglet bussy
im gonna go denppy
im going denppy mode *screams at the top of my lungs and pees my pants*
OPEN THE DOOR
door is closed but the window is open hi
who up thinking about boobs
doorzopen
can you open it a little wider please
>>82306704thinking about whether anyone likes trannytits
>>82306792post chubby tummy
>>82306807it's not that chubby but ok
i bet getting stolen feels way better than getting borrowed for the money
nice esl fag
>>82306972as in from the money's POV. that is a grammatically correct sentence if you treat money as a subject...
yeah but that's retarded like you
>>82307005I love you
if you really loved me you'd buy me vodka and lego sets
maybe once i'm employed
>>82306792im going to imagine my subs look like this now
>>82306831you look very cuddley
>>82306181Best 100 dollars I ever spent
piglet does not shower
>>82307744I'll tongue-clean her head to toe
>>82307744like fr doesnt shower or is she just a filthy hiki?
>>82307776filthy hiki
>>82307715>>82306181describe
i dont wannya worky
>>82307839i dont work
Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3tag nikitsun3
sweaty feet
>>82308172niggas just be sayin shit
>>82308333i miss him
>>82308361hes still alive
>Hey Vsauce! Michael here.>you, are a woman... or are you?>moon men starts playing>(cut to clip of google trends) It's probably not something you've given much thought about, but the question 'am I a woman' has been asked more and more in recent history.>(pops out from under the camera) thankfully, it is a question with an answer, and the answer... is no.>(switch to b-roll of a 4 way intersection) the scientific definition of a woman is someone with two x chromosomes>you may be thinking, 'what about Klinefelter's syndrome?' And it's important to acknowledge outliers! But getting distracted by statistical anomalies is not what we're looking for right now; what we need is a clean definition.>(printed out diagram from a biology textbook, Michael is hunched over it with a marker) Right, breasts... check. Wide hip bones, yep got that. Slimmer shoulders uh-huh. Now the most important part, a uterus right about... there!>(puts the cap back on the marker) Those are all pretty good signs that someone is female, and we'd be right in assuming that were the case! Now imagine this same diagram but with broader shoulders, a flat chest, and of course lacking a uterus>(cut, micheal lands into frame from above the shot) 'Michael, obviously that's not a woman then' is what you're probably thinking, but you might be surprised to hear that more and more people each year would say that... they just wouldn't know.>so, who's right? should people be more careful when analyzing people? Is there some kind of wide scale psychological oddity that somehow stops people from being able to tell?>(Michael pauses and frowns) well, I don't have the data to say conclusively, but there is one thing we can know for sure! Which is...>(Michael raises up a mirror from under the frame) you! You, are not a woman. In fact, you will never be a woman. Even beyond the simple things like the clear adam's apple and stubble on your chin, the very cells in your body contain both and x and a y chromosome
>WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU, YOU SLUT!? SUGGESTING THAT I GET A JOB!? RIDING A CROWDED SUBWAY, DEALING WITH THE MASSES, EARNING MINIMUM WAGE, AND HAVING TO MEET UNREALISTIC GOALS. ME OF ALL PEOPLE, A FREE SPIRIT, A MAN WHO SPENDS HIS DAYS READING LITERARY CLASSICS, LISTENING TO GOOD MUSIC, AND WATCHING GOOD MOVIES. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TRY TO SUBDUE MY SUPERIOR BEING???? JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE MY MOTHER, IS THAT IT? DAMN YOU. SLUT. DEGENERATE
my current friendgroup is 12 girls and 1 guy who just tries to hit on all of us while we ignore and degrade him
>>82309979ywnbaw
>my current friendgroup is 12 girls and 1 guy who just tries to hit on all of us while we ignore and degrade him
>>82309979that sounds nice i would like to be the one guy in a situation like that where the cis girls are all out of my league and humiliate me for being a retarded incel but deep down they find me funny and like me and we are just good friends we hang out i really wish i had good friends who were girls
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