/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4751>"Songbird" edition--Stories--By Beardo>Foxcel Tale (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/78324986By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Spacewhaleworship>Rock the Boat (Revised)https://archiveofourown.org/works/83127706By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By LorePaw>We Were Supposed To Leave Together (Demo)https://mega.nz/file/NYlz3QCB#rvrk0KJhkFINEDjI2sl5bKajX-OeipUFzNRsMPrPSm0By Anonymous>Anon Goes On A Date With A Buncelhttps://rentry.co/dnavzqqaBy OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70148341By Oliver_Hart>Foxing (Ch. 26https://archiveofourown.org/works/63016630By BluePawpadCult>Knifetoothhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/82417051By Redlofth>Floppy Birdhttps://redlofth.itch.io/floppy-birbBy Veeanon>Frickbear's 3 Morgan Mc'Oneilsonhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/667440>Reborn in Iron: Reloaded (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/69138931By ThisIsARealAccount>Vipers, Nights, and French Fries (Ch. 16)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998By MetalStone>Interpol Hearts (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/73403321By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82300120Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
actually surprised that baked completely fine with no issues
>>82304601all vivzieslop fans should die
>>82304601Has window shopper updated?
>>82304657
CROSSPOSTERS SHOULD STAY IN THEIR OWN GENERALS AND TO KEEP THEIR QUALITY GOOD THAN FLEEING TO /hmofa/
Reposting this fat poss because I like looking at it.
>>82304683Tell that to the Twitter artist that infected hmofa? Feels like the art fag couldn't get enough attention.
I don't like Medrano's edgy tryhard show for 13yos either, but the drawing is fine.
>>82304703funny story, this is just the base model lacey from the visual novel. i just added clothes on top for the demo.
>>82304720What?
My creativity is being fucked and sucked by surrealism while trying to keep power levels in check
>>82304737...Helluva Boss?
>>82304703remember, opossums are marsupials so she has a built in snack pocket
About time
I'm at a point in burnout/executive dysfunction I sometimes wish I could relinquish or maybe just lend characters and let someone else write or do stuff with them for a bit.
>>82304720I thought the show was mature rated like GTA.
>>82304802nobody else would care for them the way you do. start sleeping more and cutting the fat out of your day and replacing it with work time, even if you have to set a timer that tells you to turn off everything and work.Personally I unplug my router when it's time to write.
>>82304654You have way to much hate over that show.
>>82304683Anon, how do you know they're crossposting??? Is it because you are in those generals too? What if you're the one that's crossposting? What if the call was coming from inside the hose? How do you live with yourself, ruining this general by posting stuff that isn't 100% on topic, and only tangential?>>82304718Why, in thine own fuck, would someone come here of all places to look for attention? There are far more welcoming spaces. I mean this as a legitimate criticism of anyone that would do that, by the way. They're absolutely wasting their time.
baby incubators
>>82304703This but it's Hannah mocking Lacey for "wearing a black censor bar".
I suppose an awful bake would be inevitable at a time like this.
>>82304811Rated R for RetardsRated M for Man This Shit Sucks
>>82304901>Why, in thine own fuck, would someone come here of all places to look for attention?It's stupid but I've seen people try once or twice. Not that I think you-know-who is doing that, he's fine, probably.
>>82304897This is a really cute fanart but they forgot her thigh dot and it bugs me. So 0/10 basically.
my waifir bit my head and nowni am havijg a sttoke pleasebhelp
>>82304916need mares with massive knockers
small girl
>>82304850I know you're shitposting but I will bite it. Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are two both utter godshit shows that should had never been created. It's only "popular" due to Loona and that's about it, if you take her out, then the show is not alive or anything. Hell, if you just made Loona as some furboi's OC from hell, she would soon end back up on the shelf as other OC's that just fall in line. But these two shows are written by some fat fucking fujo who had daddy's money to get whatever she wanted, sucked dicks up the latter and planted her fat ass into the art industry which raised the bar for all future inde animation to become up to her standers, which fucking killed off a lot of people who want to make something. Also the show isn't even about /hmofa/ at all, but a gay fucking owl moaping and crying over not getting IMP dick 24/7 and his fucking wife bitches about him 24/7. Where is even the fun of that? I don't get it, and Octavia is fucking shit as well, a freeloading nobody that shouldn't be around neither of them at all. It doesn't matter how much fucking "hmofa" art you make of her, you cannot shine a fucking a turd. The same with Loona, she hates humans and she will kill (You) if she sees you, that one episode confirms it. So fuck you, your shit show is horrid, and I'll rather drink bleach and die than see this garbage.
>>82304919>A bake of this magnitude is extremely improbable.
>>82304938>Nostalgiaslop womanYou just know she got an orange N64 that still runs.
What would you do if you found out that she has small ticks and parasites on her?
Bets on- eh, actually I'm not gonna say anything, might just worsen it.For what it's worth, I like the OP image.
Who would his waifur be?
>>82305010Go to the doctor, duh
>>82305010shotgun to the back of her head, sorry but it has to be done
Momma said we can't put magnets up to the screen to make colors no more...
>>82304967>shitposting is pointing out you making a big deal over nothingAlso your post just proves my point over hating a show way too much. People here don't make are of the characters because they like the show but because they like the look of the characters. Also Vivziepop has her own audience separate from this place and to think everyone hates or even cares about the show as much as you just shows your lack of awareness.
>>82304967Lot of words to say you just hate on topic content. Read her story btw.
>>82305105I wouldn't even reply to him, it'll just give him more reason to keep going.
>>82305106>t. OctaviaAnon
>>82305019>>82305010>>82305030>>82305036You know this bitch pouch fuckin STINKS
Yo, Paw where's the Lacey footjob pic that was promised to us 3000 years ago?
>>82305135Didn't someone say that pouch stink was potent enough to knock a zookeeper unconscious.
>>82305106Kill yourself, you don't know how to write. I write more than you offsite.>>82305105I have been watching this whore, this place and users for years now. And I'm just gonna end it like this, every character is shit and I feel like anyone who supports Loona, Octavia and others should just kill themselves for liking mainstream anthro slop characters.>>82305124Get fucked, I just came home from work from a long shift and I'm gonna be here ALL night. You farmfags better buckle the fuck down.
>>82305159Yeah, where is it, Paw? We're a chosen people don't you know?
>>82304703>sean and lacey see an ad for a new waterpark's grand opening>the drive is only 50 minutes away and they serve drinks too>hmmwhynot.ogg>figuring it best to dress the part early, sean just throws a regular shirt on with his trunks (will later be discarded)>lacey in her stars and stripes bikini that was frankly outgrown a decade ago (will later be discarded after 4 martinis and a couple cape mays)>they're halfway down the interstate when he asks if she grabbed the lighter on the way out>"Uhh, I don't think... um, well it's not in my top.">while she checks the glove compartment, the human decides to make himself useful>not one to distract himself while maintaining the delicate balance of not getting pulverized by a hindu operating a 16-wheeler, sean reaches down to the center console while eyeing the road>"Babe!!">sean blinks, craning his head a finger's length to the right>oh that's not the center console>that's your possum gf's warm pouch>found the lighter tho
I saw this and now all of you will see this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSz0hS-yUOQ
>>82305188she canonically keeps a ruger lcp max (stainless) in there. probably a squished up box of smokes and a lighter too.she has had a DUI on her record but she is still allowed to carry because it wasn't a felony DUIit will be more understandable when i reveal the story....cumming soon..............
Imagine how much stuff she keeps in there.
>>82305188>Lacey gets an indecent exposure and public intox. charge and Sean has to bail her out
>>82305176>Kill yourself, you don’t know how to write. I write more than you offsite.Care to show said writing? Or any contributions you’ve made to the thread? Oh wait, you can’t, because you’re a LARP addict. Kwabaholics Anonymous is open for clients.
>>82305176Here's Loona pissing on you.
Why is this obese possum hag getting shilled so hard?Do people actually like the trashy aesthetic?
>>82305233Hope you go more into detail about their childhood and the boy she got swiped up by.
>>82305284>Do people actually like the trashy aesthetic?YES
I'm sure you'll convince everyone if you post 100 more images.
>>82305284We literally had the trash gang as very short lived OCs because drawfren disappeared right when they were made.
>>82305188On their way to the Goob Lagoon (don't use the water slide)
>>82305233oh yeah i'm well aware, although she probably wouldn't be packing if they're going to a place where they'll be surrounded by kids and their families... also water getting all up in there...>>82305256>MGS jail escape scene where Sean sneaks in with her .380 and a bottle of ketchup so she can make her escape
Everyone look at this Mal0, had to download it off Twitter because whoever put it on e621 uploaded it as webp for some fucking reason.
>82305268I write my stuff offsite since I do not want to tie my place to this fucking shithole at times. Why in the name of fuck would I want to sit here, and end up like LorePaw or other artists here who deal with shitposters 24/7 when I can focus on my work and enjoy the content here? People like you only feed or drama and attention , always wondering what feed they need next when it comes to this place fucking blowing up. Or worse, brown activity which is more likely. None of the less, retards like (You) really should just fucking understand that this place isn't a good place to shill your own work when you can easily just make an X account, Discord Server, Troonsky or other offsite place to advertise and get even more followers and supporters. Honestly, I get why the retards don't even want people to post here anymore, and I am coming to the fact that it's more of a natural deterrent to save the pain and suffering of dealing with retards like (You) who can go over and demand from said artist your shitty ideals when it comes to this shit. It's fucking saddening and now I understand why big writefags are leaving this place. For shame. Also gonna add, Loona is a fucking shit character and I hope Vivzie kills her off so I can post webm's of her death 24/7 as I spam it on /co/ for retards to seethe about.
>>82305020A loose seal.
>>82304765>>82304792Hot
>>82305363New lolcow?
>>82305284/trash/'s unofficial mascot is a possum, although she's much, much less appetizing than a 9 to 5'er suffering from crippling yearning.
>>82305359>e621 supports webp nowIts over. Its so fucking over
>>81731338 A Knead For Speed submission, depicting a struggling woman with ambition.
>82305363The BASEDtavia posting will continue until morale improves. I can literally see you frothing at the mouth posting these walls of text all because of someone’s taste in anthro. If you actually wrote shit off site, or were a good writer in the first place, you wouldn’t be punching other writers down, let alone NOT PROVIDE proof. lol, lmao
>>82305335When I was a kid and I played Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom I remember dying as Patrick in the goo in Jellyfish Fields and for some reason it made me so scared I got afraid to go to the beach for like half a year>>82305402dawwwwwwle pain
>>82305402she can do it. i believe....
>>82305233What guns do (You) own, hmmm?
>>82305402Dawww>>82305432Dude I loved Battle for Bikini Bottom it was the coolest game ever as a kid.
>>82305432That's goo lagoon you're thinking of, goob lagoon is something elseGoated game btw
>>82305449lots, not as many as i'd like though. i just bought a mossberg 500 and it's fun to blow things up in my backyard with
Back from the dead with a new update to the Monkey. Enjoy, fellas. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51825376/chapters/219148321
>>82305428You really don't even have an argument, and reading about your previous post history from this general alone - you always plug your ears when people call (You) out personally. People have read your story and they find it shit since you bounce around a lot. And to add salt to the wound, you or some other Tavifag even called for a shitty "Hootgame" VN which never came into fruition. which was near a 1-1 copy of Snootgame. So please, don't fucking shit around when someone slaps you in the face, it's quite sad.
>>82305402Was Dani's dad also the father of elder sister? I can't remember if it was a window or divorce situation.Either way I really like the family dynamic you did with the poodles. Though I want to see Dani interact more with her little sister. Maybe even her babysitting her as a teen.
Speaking of guns, what's a good one to shoot in the air in celebration? For reasons.
I wish I got fanart :/
>>82305479Yoooo story update
>82305488Please shut up you retarded faggotI don't care about the shitty show or whatever you're just being a fucking spastic retard having a tantrum
>>82305494Any shotgun with dragons breath
>>82305494irish tom
>>82305494The correct answer is none, that's an accident waiting to happen. Use fireworks instead
>>82305504I accept your concession then. Fuck off to /hhg/.
>>82305497What's your stuff, anon?
>>82304967Anon, we hate the show and pigziepop tooWe dont care about that shit, we just like the girls' designs
>>82305488>still no examples of writingYeah, this is your last (You). Everything you’ve said is in bad faith and you know it, kick rocks retard
I just want to fucking kill these faggots, tear down this general and rebuild it from the ground up. That's how fucked it is.
>>82305539There's no point in trying to reason with that deranged faggot.Now look at this gator.
>No argumentI win, again. All of you should fucking die in a fire.
>>82305555You just gonna hang in there.
SHAKE IT GIRL
>>82305526I wish not to associate my anonymous venting with my name
>>82305432Think that is bad. As a kid when I was playing Wario Land III I died to the final boss Rudy the Clown and his encounter scared me so much I beat every single other level until only Rudy the Clown was left then I just stopped playing until I became a teenager where I started the game over from the beginning and finally beat the game including Rudy the Clown.
>>82305474neato. I bought a new vaquero off a friend earlier last year but then lost my vintage leather holster from the 70's like a month later, so I am very sad...
is the site still sharting itself
>>82305549Ignore that faggot and post more hooter
>>82305574>snootnigger that didn’t pick up on the message>snootnigger, thinking he has taste or a high ground in ANYTHINGinfinite such cases
>>82305616I need Lacey in a confederate top now
>>82305610I think it's fixed but I dunno.
Simple
>>82305539NTA but technically I don't hate the show. I just don't care enough about it to bother watching it.
>>82305593You literally just described eight year old me playing Metroid Prime 2 and camping the doors of every chamber in the subterranean section so the Grenchler's AI would reset after a few potshots. The pause screens in 1 and 2 both blur the screen but otherwise unobscure whatever is right in front of you, so when the time came when I fell in some water and one of those things swam at me, I just hit pause and held my face for like two minutes before turning the console off. Good times...
Since I'm right over the target, time to reveal why this is happening. This place is overrun with farmfags, outsiders, other niggers from other generals who want to raid this place for fun, fans of artists who want them away from this place since they are attention whores, and mostly faggots with room-temp IQ's from the 'arty/foo who want to raid this place as well. The main point is this, kill the general - declare victory, move onto the next target. I have been watching this general for weeks days even, and the amount of schizophrenia, shitposting and attention whoring as gotten to critical levels that I have not seen since the times when Burzum was around; and even past this absence, I have never seen anything like it when he was just straightly spamming CP/Gore, which was easily taken down and filtered. With the rise of the fucking mainstream of this general, this is only going to get worse until this general fucking implodes on itself, artists all fuck off like the one a few threads ago with his story taken down, and big name artists leeching off whatever is left until there is nothing left but a few Anons doing pipeshots until one is left until it just croaks. I'm done, something has to get done and pushing away the problem isn't going to solve it.
Hop on Fortnite
>>82305643>"Here's me.">"And here's me if I was made by a Southeast Asian."
>>82305675currently not in the mood to deal with poopsocking gimpsuiters who snort crack every match and spend 25 hours a day on aimlabs training and binge-watching "pro" streamers, unfortunately
methinks we should have more octavia OP’s to make the shitposter even more miserable
>>82305637you would be oddly surprised to see confederate flags in parts of illinois less than 50 miles outside of chicago
>>82305655If I played any of the old 3D games as a kid their would be so many things that would scary me into not finishing them. I'm just glade I played them all as a teenager when I got over those fears. As a kid the first boss of MediEvil, The Stained Glass Demon scared me, so who knows what else would have scared me as a kid.
>>82305732I nominate this for the next thread's OP
>>82305732I don't know what's worse, if he's shitposting or if he actually believes what he's saying.I don't have any Octavia art on me at the moment but I have this.
>>82305758>tfw distinctly remember being very scared/unnerved at the Halloween level in Simpsons HaR and the Mansion of Madness monster worm section in Timesplitters FPfun tims
>>82305745I see them in certain parts of Washington driving up from Portland.
Can't these Anons even read?
>>82305797Hey, I commissioned that piece! God, that was forever ago. Still my best financial decision to date.
>>82305745>>82305813I've seen one or two in New Hampshire
>>82305758I think it was around the time I turned 11 that I stopped being so afraid and lost my phobia of the dark, but Echoes still perfectly captures the sense of being far away from safety and feeling paranoid about things that may be lurking around every corner. Having such a strong difficulty curve least reinforced to me that I would have to tough out one of the two problems I had with it, so in the end I made it work. As someone that loved Piglet's Big Game too, seeing that game put under the spotlight a couple years back for how "fucked up" and "liminal" it is gave me a few laughs, because I played it much sooner and never felt uncomfortable... just pissed at the Pooh segments. God, that fucking maze.
>>82304967I thought she didn’t hate human but instead the guy freak out due to her appearance or something
Let's see those pearly whites.
>The /hmofa/ pot keeps being shit stirred
do deerr girls even know the concept of personal space?
>>82305906I just find it funny when Anons call out the problems and solutions, no faggot wants to fix anything.
>>82305923They do not.Especially the cheerful ones.
>>82305616>RickIt's been too long.
>>82305931Antagonizing our mentally ill is a bold strategy
Sergal and human couples are underated
>>82305854For real?Has the artist drawn other stuff like it?
>>82305906dont buh me im scared
>>82305976I agree!
>>82305973
>>82305973Well MAYBE if they were normal like the rest of us and not smelly weirdo freakazoids with different brains we wouldn't have this issue
>>82305493>Was Dani's dad also the father of elder sister? Yeah.>I can't remember if it was a window or divorce situation.I don't think I ever explained it, but RIP Mr. Doodle.
>>82305988>Diamounds Buhslmao
>>82305983He drew a microphilia footfag piece for a different guy. So yes, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Kuromi is the best, but I wonder why she got divorced.
>>82305988Buhss..... is it really you..... after that attack on Buhther Base...?
>>82305518True
>>82305665
>>82305675I don’t know, this season I don’t like it
I guess I'm in a Loona mood lmao
Look, I really like plump girls too, it's actually kind of a secret of mine, but you really gotta hit the gas with all these pictures my guy. I'll have to have my 120-year old vampire waifur za warudo you back to Egypt if you don't cut it out
>>82306120i like her
>>82306122What are you gonna do if he doesn't? Get a roller?
What are we doing
>>82306125oh my...
>>82306133Hope he isn't cocky enough to approach her, of course. I mean, he doesn't even need to do that much; she can just throw a nice cutlery set at him.
Hey /hmofa/! It has been far too long since I updated The Leaves of Fall. So, I give you a random TLOF update:>The Leaves of Fall>Act 2: Fear the Nobodies>Part Twelve>A plot unfolds to recover a Venus fly trap and some white flowers. Unfortunately, the "CIA" gets involved...Stella chads I promise with the coming revisions you will eat good.>Read on my website:https://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/oliver-hart/the-leaves-of-fall/act-two-fear-the-nobodies/part-twelve/>Read on AO3:https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/chapters/219154851How are we all? Listening to this in honor of the updatehttps://youtu.be/as5lE64J1hQ
>not sitting near an autist that smells like fucking sweat and cum
>>82306121What would you call that full-body highlight effect?
>>82306177Oh and ignore the broken site navigation rn pls I am exhausted and I fucked it up
mods pls...
>>82306185Aura? Outline? Idk, I just do it to make up for the lack of a BG, or when she's white and I don't want her to blend into the white void BG.
>>82306177HE RETURNS
>>82306218It's very stylish. Good work.
>>82306021RIP
>>82306177omg hell yes
>>82306177https://youtu.be/BHtAio7gUDc
>>82306177>Read on my website:Respect, mane. More anons should look into hosting their own websites.
>>82306244For Omniwaifur's sake man! You know you can do image galleries in catbox right?
>>82305949Wait a second. Just realized this is a Sonic Underground thing. Also that version of Robotnik is suppose to be more mechanical.
I made it slightly more formatted (I should probably add a little thing showing it's a dream lol)
>>82306256Thanks. My literal best bro from childhood and I run that site so it's a very fun creative place for him and I. On that note, people really should check out his writing. I'm convincing him to write hmofa but his stuff is really, really good. Plus he makes it really interactive to read on the site since he's fucking great with code too. It's not fair.Like, look at the effort he put into this shidhttps://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/savantguarde/paragate/Dude is a menace on the keeb.
>>82306258OVA and Canon are my favorites. Why is there no /hmofa/ story where Eggman is the protag?
>>82304654Your mama’s so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
>>82306273ALL THIS HAND-CODEDhttps://autononymous.io/integrated-paragate-loader/I hate that he's a great artist as well as engineering minded. IT'S. NOT. FAIR.
Anyone else play this game?
>>82306258>Just realized this is a Sonic Underground thing.Phew.... how do I explain this without sounding insane.So there's this guy on YouTube called tamers12345, yeah like Digimon tamers, and he has this whole-ass decade-long webseries about his really depraved AU of Sonic Underground. I really, really cannot effectively summarize it any better than big asses, crude humor and basically just a 2000's YTP transported to the modern day. Anyway, that's how Robotnik looks in his video, and obviously that's Sleet, Dingo and Aleena. There's been a ton of fanart over on /co/ these last few years, including from Smek. Rick Steubens was another regular in those threads.
>>82306358rick's aleena is the hottest bitch ever and i'm glad he canonized the viewer being her partner
>>82306388Yeah, she's pretty awful. And hot. Basically the best combination of traits for a miserabl 50-year old mother of three.
>>82306433*miserableAnyway, his videos got too spicy for YouTube so his old account was terminated, but there's an archiver and I'm pretty sure a drive link is available with all his work too. Nowadays he's almost entirely an MLP guy, somewhat controversially.
>>82306346What is this games?
Yay I can post finally. Have this doodle I made the other day.
>>82306511shadow beast
>>82306505Golden Sun 2
>>82306346>>82306526No, but I did play Shining Force by the same dev.
Really cute pics I can’t it doesn’t let me respond to all of them
>>82306346i got the first golden sun as a kid for my gba sp, was unsure of what to do, and then stopped playing. the music was good though.
>>82306511Fuck fuck fuck
>>82306563>>82306567Woah, nice.It's a damn shame there isn't a lot like this. Or is there?
>anthro girl you like is interested in you>You're allergic to her What do you do?
>>82306591Take shots for the rest of my life. My friend is doing that for her dogs eventhough I keep telling her to stop buying animals because she has asthma.
>>82306607>her dogs>her.....
>>82306567Furry women in this position
>>82306591Hazmat suit
>>82306591Pet allergy is actually a dandruff allergy. All she has to do is take better care of her skin/fur. Also pet allergies are one of the allergies you can get over with exposure. It'll suck hard until it just stops because your immune system finally adapts.
>>82306591shave her
>>82305943well I hope they violate my personal space as much as they can
>>82304703>>82305188this character destroying his inhibitionsfirst giving her some chub, then the next thing you know he's drawing her fat poss tits and now he's made captain ward's sweaty bush pits and wolf udders. titchads win again
Test
I want more chub and ass
>>82306673FAT GIRL SPRINGFAT GIRL SUMMERFAT GIRL AUTUMNFAT GIRL WINTER
>>82306696Too fat
>>82306673>flipflopsoh no oh god
>>82306701The only level of fat that's truly unacceptable is the literal immobile building-sized fleshblob tier
>>82306263Damn, poor Minhee can't catch a break
>>82306713She trips while running in them and all of her stuff spills out of her pouch.
>>82306740Can you stop fucking spamming?
twofur mcgoofur
It doesn't count as exercise to spam with your keyboard fatfag.
>>82306263I love her expression
I'm going to bedWhat species waifur should I dream about?
>>82306796I love the ruffling on her shoulders>>82306820Penguin
>>82306820The humble capybara.
Would you find it gross if your waifur licked herself clean?
>>82306820All of them, rolled into one
>>82306820mmmmpangolins
>>82306820Whatever you think is best :^)(Bernese Mountain Dog)
>>82306820You know who.
>>82306841Just wash yourself
so ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm/hmofa/ thread simulator?
>>82306947I don't want others knowing about this place.
>>82304683Anon shut up,/Hmofa/ this Is the Artfag general
>>82306947I dunno. Not really sure we're stable enough for that.
>>82306740Pouching in faves
>>82306947i think cmt made one
working in the suit of the kobold, idk what color to fallow.
Nudists
>>82306947by all means please give retards even more encouragement to make abhorrent posts so they can be in the epic meme video
>>82307077What are the suits for? If it's military they wouldn't want colors that stand out.
>>82306947we're neither the funny kind of chaotic nor just consistently chill enough for a sim
>>82307093True, should probably go with opaque colors.It is for space combat and general on the field.But probably in the field they would apply camouflage instead of the opaque colors.
>so ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmWho the fuck types like this?
>>82307152mei doalso your waifur does
I've found that doing some writing, then doing more the next day, then just doing that until it's done is a lot better than waiting too long then trying to write a full chapter in a single night.
>>82305619He likes MiaWe snootfags do not claim him
all this thread has shown me is that snoot/wani fans are much, much more toxic than helluva boss fans
>>82307247It's a shame both sides can't implode
>>82306035...I might be into thatMay I see?
>>82304601He looks like he likes talonjobs.
Cute hmofa vore endosoma
>this is your waifur's father
>>82307247I swear it wasn't that badThis is just what happens when the spics get into your community
>>82307247Funny how they quintupled down on the behaviours that'd lead to Ending 1 in both games instead of, you know, comprehending the messages they had.
>>82307353Curing that fat fuck's deep-seated depression by giving her a reason to live (scrubbing dishes)
>>82307353>Older possum twins, but one is a tradwife and the other the stinky neet femcel living in her basementWould make for an interesting story
>>82307358I remember, I was there near the start.Went to shit after a few years didn't it? The snoot threads just aren't what they used to be. Feels like they just ran out of things to talk about and instead of slowing down or moving on for a bit, the ones that stuck around went crazy. I've seen Fang Fridays where barely a single Fang was posted. It's shameful.Today's Wani Wednesday, wonder how much of Olivia they've posted or of it's more fucking dramafagging and fankids and they're fucking snoot-themed scalie OCs and of course the literal faggotry.Sorry for going on a rant, I just hate to see what's happened.
Threads back! Wait, 300 already?! Leave some for the rest of us...
>>82307418>they're fucking snoot-themed scalie OCsMeant to use their, not they're.Eh, both kind of work actually now that I think about it, kek.
>>82306673I love big beautiful waifurs
>>82307441I want to poke that shell with a firing pin and see that fatass explode like Mr Creosote
Was acting funny again for a minute
>>82305188this is basically the equivalent of losing your car keys because your waifur sat on them
So how long does it usually take before my drawings are at least presentable? Not necessarily good but I can show them. Assuming I practice at least every other day.I'm sure it varies, but give me an estimate at least.
>>82307566Depends entirely on how you retain learned information and apply it, your frequency and some chaotic element of comprehension and inherent skill. For daily practice from someone who'll become quite competent in three to five years, I would say around three to four months. YMMV on what is considered presentable.
>>82307566Show me what you have right now.
>>82307566Like a year?
>>82307586Helpful, thanks.>>82307592Ugh, give me a minute.You want one of the bad ones or one of the three or four good ones?>>82307593But I want to draw anthro women NOW!
>>82307624>But I want to draw anthro women NOW!All things in moderation, you have more than enough time to work your way up to being able to draw a funny animal person that doesn't resemble a "How to draw Manga" book caricature
>>82307352Sex (hug)
I'm glad they're pandering to the real audience members (footfags)
>>82305402we're all gonna make it. thanks man.
>>82307566From zero? Hard to say.With some degree of experience and utilizing an actual drawing course/program? Still hard to say but I'd give it three months, give or take.
>>82307681>filenamehuh, never knew her name until nowshe's pretty
>>82306701No such thing.
>>82307745Friendly reminder that fatfags are subhuman
*disguise as human spell wears off*
>>82307745Looks like she vores furbois
>>82307777Legitimately beyond wasted quads
>>82307787Sorry chud you got owned
>This jester displeases me, bring out the next one.
>>82307777Quads of truth. It is truly a nigger-tier kink
glad to see the site isnt dragging anymore
>>82307798Everybuh's a critic
Here, I did this one for Valentine's Day. Worst thing about it is how shitty of a picture I took.>>82307640Yeah, I know.>pickek>>82307691From nearly zero. So probably a while then?
>>82307777Checked and true. Fatties should exercise their rights to fuck off and die.
one time someone on /v/ challenged me to draw cream the rabbit. i have absolutely never actually drawn anything. is there any hope?
>>82307566>Not necessarily good but I can show themWhat does that even mean. Do you realize how subjective that is, as it depends on both the author and the audience?It would be better to set a more measurable goal, like being able to imitate a particular artist you're fond of.Want to draw like DS? You can get there before the summer ends.Want to draw like Pavel? Yeah, at least a couple of summers will pass.I also want to stress that time is actually a pretty stupid metric in this context. Years don't matter, the amount of drawings finished does. You're looking at hundreds of drawings for basic proficiency.
>>82307820Looks good for "never actually drawn". She needs her arms though. Those ears are also really rough.
>>82307820You just needed to grid the eyes.
Innkeeper waifurs
>>82307861yeah, i literally could never EVER get the arms to look right. i also gave up on giving her legs as you can see so i just dragged her to the corner to make her look like she's popping out of it instead. but i sincerely have never drawn lmao>>82307863what does this mean?
>>82307812I'd strongly recommend a drawing fundamentals course, not jumping right into it. A lot can be found on onlin for free. I've seen a few recommend Imaginative Drawing (that's what the YouTube channel and course is called).
>>82307681Nine Inch Ears
>>82307798>Human Kings On Anthro Jesters
>>82307874>what does this mean?NTA but gridding is basically just planning out the baseline structure of something with some lines to signal where certain bits might point to or be shaped likeIf you read stuff like Loomis or Michael Hampton it shows you how to do it with heads and bodies and the like, and then you can apply those principles to eyes once you have them down pat
>>82307777trvth nvke
>>82307812drawabox
I also did one for New Year's but I did it a bit late.>>82307849>What does that even meanJust not terrible looking?>I also want to stress that time is actually a pretty stupid metric in this context. Years don't matter, the amount of drawings finished does. You're looking at hundreds of drawings for basic proficiency.Ugh... This is gonna take a while... I don't even mind that honestly, just wish I could do it in peace.>>82307878Yeah, I've already started looking into some stuff, just would be nice if I had any damn time lately. And quiet, I prefer to do all that stuff in solitude and I get very little as of late.>not jumping right into it.Oh, that's not jumping right into it, you haven't seen the other ones. Truly awful some of those are.>>82307931Aware of it.
Absurdly rich waifurs who could buy you anything with their excess wealth
Can your wife sing?
>>82307945Stop making small doodles like heads and symbolsCopy and trace something, you may think it's useless but it builds motor function and practice all the same, also teaches you how to draw that thing you're copying better
>>82308007Doesnt this bitch get GOAT'ed?
>>82308016not in the movie but the fact he has posters of her all over his room is the funniest shit
>>82308014I actually have done that a few times, it just looks like utter shit for the most part so I'm not posting it.
>>82308007>Old, single and lonely>The perfect target for a human male gold-digger
>>82307807Kris will sexo catti in the next chapter
I will literally maim an entire cathedral of sorritas for my beautiful waifur
>>82307787She doesn’t look that fat just a lil bit chubby is the word I think
Saw human womenThought they were hotSend help
>>82308008Yes but only if you like high-pitched versions of musical numbers.
>>82307777based gigaquadswomen look better with a well endowed, well tempered mombod, obesity just looks disgusting
Bunshallah, the strait will soon be free
>>82307777>>82308166>like a bit of chub>every "chubby" thread/community devolves into sssssssbbw
>>82308008not the best singer but she likes singing when shes listening to music in her apparent
ohhh....
>finished my pic right at the end of the threadthis happens way too often
>>82308248Damn...
Cast your votes for next OP image.>>82308250Post it anyway, just repost it next thread.
>>82308260i cast my vote for this one >>82304965
>>82308260no i don't like reposting my stuff>>82305402this one
>>82304965This one, cunt.
>>82308291>>82308332Thread art, you retards
>>82308349fuck you, you indecisive faggot, this one>>82307820
>>82308357No lolis pedo
I also vote for bab Dani. Working mothers don't get enough respect.
>>82308363Why?
>>82308349simple as is, i guess>>82305643
>>82308427you know what fuck it i change my vote go for the bread mom one that one is p good
For the The Leaves of Fall update should I include both links in the OP or no?
>>82308476both
>>82308476Always use all available links and redundancies unless specified otherwise by the writer
New thread:>>82308513>>82308513>>82308513Remember to hide and ignore all off-topic posts.
>>82308032Wow it's like in the movie he dreams of being a great player and is a huge fan of her because she's one of the most popular and impressive players in the game
>>82308556nah he jerked off to her man
>>82308565Shit, I'd have probably done the same.
>>82305479There's an update i didn't expect.
>>82305976Cute cheese
