/AGYWB/ - Anthro Girls You Wanna BeBunny Maid Edition>previous threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82418178TQ: Would you change jobs as an anthro?
Anchor for kobolds and dragoness
>>82484140>qottwell I wouldn't work in a strip now
>>82484140>QOTTOh boy I can change from unemployed to...unemployed with a fat ass.Hooray...
>>82484140Does stay at home mom count?
>>82484140>Would you change jobs as an anthro?Depends on if my skills and capabilities change. Keeping the same job with the same coworkers might be weird too, you either get teased or people are gonna be awkward about it. Of course if you turned into a muscle girl in a physical job it might actually help. Or if you work in sales and wind up pretty.
Getting tricked into moving to an all female village and only realizing too late when I wake up as a wolf girl the next morning.
>>82484460>the horror>how are you supposed to get pregnant now?
>>82484680Well, I won't have to worry about that with our mayor. He's the exception to the rule, you know since he made the rule in the first place. I'm sure you can imagine why he wanted the rest of the residents to be furry women.
>>82484738who wants humans though?
>>82484806I guess it's up to taste. I don't mind, though!
>>82484895is it bad that I only ever played the first one of those?
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>be a group of recently turned gals>drinking together and complaining that your lesbian escapades have gone nowhere>a lightbulb goes off in your head as you eye up your pal's rack and try to think through several shots of bad judgement juice>and you sense a bunch of other lightbulbs going off around you
>>82488525Girl, with abs like that, how the hell were you unable to get any pussy?Tell you what, you come around to my house and I'll let you sit on my face.
>>82484363>>82488525I want a muscular waifur...
>>82489153Why not 'be' a muscular waifur?
>>82489180Nah, I wanna be the lucky human~
>>82489191Shouldn't have drank that potion then...
>>82484140I’ve always hated the Dinner/Bath/Me thing with maids.If you really think about it, it implies a complete lack of preparedness on the Maid’s part. Isn’t the whole point of having human assistants the fact they can observe, anticipate, and develop a routine? If the master had a long day at work, is the first thing he wants to do really going to be make more decisions, or wouldn’t it be better to develop the skill and offer what you know he’s in the mood for? It’s even more dumb if you don’t already have dinner done or nearly ready and have to just start cooking.
>>82489295I'm sure you'd make a better maid, anon!
>>82485500They're all good, but if you're only gonna play one the first isn't a bad choice.
What the- this isn’t my room…And… and why do I have tits?!
live!
>>82491592Nah.
>>82490133Congratulations, you've gotten twinned.
>>82494128sexiest mobian bimbo slut ever
>>82494146The Shyla Stylez of Sonic furries.
>>82484197>The dragoness could relate deeply to what her smaller 'cousin' was going through>Perhaps not perfectly, as the suitors of the draconic elite were not the same as those interested in purchasing a kobold 'maid', but truly, dragons could be just as brutish and blunt as any commoner that had groped, prodded, and 'inspected' the kobold>Not to mention the months spent upholding a mask of self control and authority>That same mask the kobold had seen removed and replaced in real time with a genuine blissful smile when her mate bred her moments agoI think you know what I'm doing, little one. What we're offering.>The narrow tip of her tail rubbing slow circles on the kobold's slit for the male kobold's viewing pleasure, encouraging her to raise those hips just a little and hold that tail high in submissionNo more uncertainty. No more being gawked at by strangers. No more wondering what your new master will do to you~>That last part was just a little disingenuous>All present knew you'd be carrying a clutch soon, and many times thereafter>You would just be left wondering on the when and the how, knowing things to be inevitable>Once the dragoness determined her new servant was truly ready, her tail fell away to ineffectively censor her own entrance and provide a step up for the male
>>82500272shes sleepy because she spent the whole night exploring herself
>>82496061>>82498421I lost many a load to ZigZag as a young man. She seems like the lovely type who would enjoy a nice date with a long time fan before screwing their brains out.
>>82494128Twinned?! Well… h-how the hell do I get UN-twinned!I can’t go out looking like… THIS!>Rubs shoulderFuck these melons are heavy…
>>82500396How soft are those tits?
>>82500484They’re…>I trail off, before awkwardly groping them myself.Fuck they’re… SUPER soft. Like fleshy water balloons…>Not really paying attention to what I’m even saying…
>>82500548I've always wondered if those are fully natural, or they are... slightly enlarged~
>>82500294>fingering herself so long and so often her room is dubbed the red light district
>>82500608Well how would I know?!>Grumbling, I tug at my top.I’ve never had my own tits to fondle before…>Blushing, I look up at you, frowning.Well… if you want to feel for yourself…>I gesture to my melons.Go on ahead…
>>82500772R-Really?! Like... do you let me... touch them?
>>82500809>Rolls eyes.I SAID go on ahead, didn’t I?>I grab your hand, resting it on my tits.So? Do these things feel enlarged, or all natural? You made it sound like you knew the difference…>I frown up to you.Fuck I’m so short, now…
>>82500858>I explore her breasts, rubbing her nipplesI wish I knew the difference~
(Anchoring for the disaster doe)https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82418178/#q82477435Uhm, hello? Buddy, you coming to?>Slurred speech and mutterings came from the stirring human as I tried to poke him back to consciousness.>Of course what good would that do? I'm sorry about getting you hurt. I didn't think you were gonna chase after me that hard!
>>82501192>you kids and your drugs
>anthro girl you're crushing on finds out you want to be an anthro girl>maybe even be her specificallyHow does she react and how teased are you getting?
>>82501192>I wake slowly and groggily to timid pokes and concerned apologies from my roommate>And an unwanted headache, but that would fade, eventually>Not wanting her to run off again for whatever silly reason her mind comes up with next, I throw my arms around her and pull her onto the couch as wellMm, ow... ya good?...
They say if you kiss Rue's nose it glows real bright.
>>82501820>This is indeed a concerning revelation.
>>82501914it turns out this is how the rues contagion spreads.Is there still only 3 of them?>>82501820if it were me and I also knew how to get them that, I'd probably try getting a little of money for it... and set up a date for them
>>82501825Bwah!>Pulled again like a ragdoll into the clutches of my roomie, worry and anxiety is replaced with relief knowing I hadn't been party to manslaughter.Well at least you're alive and awake.Uhm....sorry again about the fall...>Sheepishly laying there said one of two things.>I was genuine>And also hadn't realised you were holding me pretty close.So uh...you gonna let me go now? You've got quite the bear hugger in ya...
>>82501820My would you look at the time.
>>82502085Loon o'clock?>Loona finds out about your fetish and twins you so she can bully you over it
>>82500671this body is truly insatiable
>>82502359>Wake up slut it's time to go earn your fangs.
>>82502410>... This is either a gateway to prostitution or some weird hellhound shit or... both?
>>82502579>It just ends up being wagie work and selling nudes on the side.
>>82502410>>82502085these are still some of the cutest pics to show up in these threads
>>82502579Given Loona usually wears shorts, I could imagine her getting skirts just so she can take pics like this.
>>82502372Must be frustrating to know you can't do anything to keep from leaking
Bros, I'm really lonely,. I need one if you to bite the bullet and turn into Amy so I can fuck you and marry you and knock you up. Forget your human guy name, get your personality hedgehog bimbofied, and just be Amy for me, okay? Actually, multiple Amy girlanon mommywives would be even better. I promise I'll keep you all cared for and pampered and filled with cum every day. Make you addicted to my obsessed autistic spergboner that only cums for sexy pink hedgehogs.
They were chumps. All of them.Sure, they acted all high and mighty, confident that they could usurp my place as the leader of my pride. They thought they could turn me into another docile female, and claim not just me, but all of my girls as their wives.Well, now they're no longer even men and practically worship the ground I walk on. Isn't it funny?But maybe one of you could take me on, right? Or would you rather just skip any pretense and join my girls? There's always room for another...
>>82508163>Shines a red laser pointer near her feet
>>82506904Jeez... Alright, fine... Since you won't stop asking about it!I'm doing you a big favor here, you know?
>>82502698>"You know you could've just sold your own nudes.">"Nah. I gotta hold the camera anyways.">"Fuck that, let me hold it. Ought to take turns shooting your ass anyway.">"My ass doesn't sell as well as yours.">"We have the same ass!">"And you wear it better than me, perv. Isn't that what you always wanted? Be a good 'girl' and put the bikini on.">>82504281The Bee one is pretty cute too but not as good.
>>82502410>>82509296So... You wanna talk about when this happened?
>>82509769That wasn't me.
>>82509831Let me guess, this wasn't you either?
>>82509881In my defense I was drunk and the real Bee was horny. How could I have said no?
>>82509906Really? You got drunk enough after one beer to let her do this to you?
>>82510017It wasn't one!Twenty six, tops. And for your information Beelzejuice is way stronger than pisswater Corona or Bud Light!
>>82509906You sure it was the real Bee and not, you know, her "hermana"?
>>82510035I can keep going, you're not convincing anybody.Besides, if it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure the real Bee and Loona are just as gay for each other as the two of you.At least you get to find out what being a lesbian is like...
>>82510134Fuck you. Not my fault Bee's so damn beautiful.>>82510131Oh yeah, defo the real Bee.'Hermana' wouldn't know how to use all four hands like a boa constrictor built to fingerfuck your pussy several different ways.
>>82510186I'm not blaming you, I just want you to be honest with yourself.And I think you're underestimating her Loonanon...
>>82510186Really? I heard she was getting lessons on how to use all those hands. She doesn't drop things as often at least. Fucking her would still probably be like screwing an octopus, though.
>>82510339Underestimate this, pervert.>>82510343Shit...that would explain why she couldn't hold the glass too...I mean uh...yeah. Good for her.
>>82510380"Pervert", eh?You're one to talk.
>>82501994It's 'k...>A number of choice words about running next to traffic and how worried I'd been>Still waking up in some respects, those words elude me though>Resting on the couch and my dear deer roommate is much more important anywayMm... no>Pretending to consider it for a second, I pull them a little closer, turning to get more comfortable and enjoy the soft fur and light frame on top of me
Wait, no, Blaziken! I'm your trainer still, I just got turned into a Lucario temporarily! What are you..?Ooooh... Your figners are so warm...
>>82510688Ahhhhhhh>This was awkward.>Being cuddled by my roomie.>Since when was so he big? I don't think I've ever seen or felt a guy like this at the gym before. Maybe it was because I was smaller than before.>....>I don't think I've ever been this close to a guy.>Ew.--->It didn't seem like he was going to let go any time soon and trying to wiggle only made him clutch tighter.>So there we were, just caught up in the downtime of a chase that could have ended badly.>Can't believe this all started over some antlers.>Antlers.>Surprisingly sensitive at the base. Do not touch.
>>82509296yeah i don't really like the extra arms though
>>82513431Love this Latina spitfire... even if I prefer her default outfit over all others.
>>82511688>Laying there half awake, the pain almost felt worth it>When was the last time I'd actually hung out with my roommate?>Probably around the time she'd taken to singing and prancing about without underwear>She, he?...>With hips like that, she felt more appropriate, even if she got a little huffy about it and did that cute pout>She squirmed from time to time, and it wasn't hard to help move her into a different position>Everything about her felt, different... which is probably why my hands started to wander a little, trying to match memory to this strange new reality>Not lower, even groggy I knew that would end with a quick fist to the dick>Cute messy hair that she rarely brushed, tickling my fingers as I rubbed her back
>>82515384Uh, dude?>He just stared up at the ceiling content as could be in holding a doe close to his chest.>It almost felt ni-....stop!>I am not a pacifiable doe.Y-you can stop now. Look, I don't mind the staring but personal space is important...>Protesting weakly wasn't gonna solve anything and I was gonna be stuck here until one of us needed to pee.>Gross.>But there could be worse things...>So I settled in.Hmmmmh.Weh...
>>82517491>Whatever shampoo she used was nice>Too faint to pin down beyond some generic masculine scent like teak wood, but this close it's hard to miss her natural scent under it>I wonder->Oh, she was talking again>Listening to her without really listening, it's like she's trying to lull me back to sleep>The faint sounds she'd make under her breath from time to time were really adorable though, as I rub the back of her neck>What would it take to get her tail to wiggle I wonder...... Don't mind the staring?>Asking as I run a finger behind one of her ears experimentally
>>82514911>>82513431She's so hot
>>82517935!>Ah!>Not again!>The sudden contact with my ear makes me jump.Y-you know....y-you're a weeeird guy and all that. B-but I accept you, haha...>Crap why does this feel good?!>Oh no...>*Wiggle~*>The tail had betrayed me.>*Wiggle~*>It did it again!>Am I enjoying this?!>Red-faced and practically paralyzed, there was nothing I could do under this affectionate assault.>Now that I think about it...was his deo always this strong?Mmmmmh~....Gah! L-let go already! You're making this super weird!
Hypothetically, how much would you guys charge to let a dude cuddle you in bed? No sex, JUST cuddling.
>>82496380I... I do! I can't stand it anymore! I need this! Even if it's just you he takes, getting to rub against you and feeling him through you is enough!>she couldn't stop from twitching and shuddering as for the first time her folds were properly stimulated by the teasing tailtip>she didn't know what to do, but her body did>in no time, she wad tilting her backside to present her fertile pussy, tail completely raisedAhhhh~ just... his! However he wants me. I'll carry his eggs or give him my mouth, whatever he wants! Just please... I need it! I waited so long...(Long delay, sorry. Still watching, just lots of travel)
>>82519826if there wasn't sex? probably a lot for the disappointment
>>82519753Hmm... Make me.>She was the one making it weird if anything, with some of the sounds she was making when I'd barely touched her...>Maybe not barely, but not enough for this pornographic vocal performance>They're ears. Cute ones that very much fit a doe, but still, just ears>Sounded kinda hot though>All the more reason to keep going, especially when I can feel something small and fluffy bumping up against my leg>Now straight up toying with both her ears, thumb and middle finger rubbing away at the base while my index runs through the soft fur on the back of her auricle, treating my roommate a bit like an instrument>Being so relaxed, I miss the sensation of something beginning to stir out of sight, and my nose is much too dull to pick up on the slight change in my scent
>>82520448A-ah~>Warm and shuddery.>I swear I felt my leg twitch as the alien sensations urged me to lean into it.>And so I did. Consciously or subconsciously, it didn't matter. A heavenly massage is enough to melt anyone into a pile of putty.Hmmm~>Gah! No! Must. Not. Give. In!Staaaaahp....
>>82520677>For a moment, I did just that, pulling my hand back and looking down from the ceiling to look the red faced doe in the eyes>Before laying back dow and grabbing hold of an antler instead, firm enough that she can't run off like she did before>Feeling how much the doe shivers and squirms at just a little touch, I'd laugh if I didn't know she'd assume I was laughing at her>Rubbing her back is really quite calming...I'll stop, on one condition. Admit you like it.>Win-win, though she was definitely gonna get me back for this>Damn tease deserved it for going pantless so much, not that her cute PJs were much better
>>82521296Gnnh...>That bastard!>He thinks can chase me around, pick me up and then give me the best rubs known to man?>Not on my watch!>*Pomf!*>I bury my face into his chest. I was not going to lose.>....Mmmfghdgh.>I was not going to admit to something so...embarrassing!>But...>It's sooooooo gooooood.>Finally I came up for some fresh air and not chemical product/man scent only to pout and keep myself from looking straight at him.O-only if you admit that this makes you the biggest fruit of all.>Heh.>How'd ya like them apples?>Ooooh just a little more to the right...
>>82509296>We will get into the vivzieslop anthro girls again next thread>don't you worry
>>82519826I'd say around...$50 to $100 bucks.I'm not cheap, I need the cash.
Wh-Wha happened to me?
>>82524413What's the matter, 'lil bunny?
>>82524501Lopunny? Lop lopunny..[Bunny? I'm not a bunny, weirdo..]>I say as I put my hands on my hips, gasping as I realize how wide..and furry..they are.Lopunny?!
>>82524525What, something wrong with your hips?>My eyes follow your hands, down to your wide and plump hips>Your delicate paw squish into your taut skinNah, can't be...they look just fine...Are you lost little Lop?
>>82510017thats some good girl on girl
>>82525144Which is the good girl
>>82525838Both of them are, both of them are very good girls.
>>82484140>TQYeah, streaming + OF ez
>>82527548No shame at all posting your tits and ass?
>Car garage decides to try drawing in customers by hiring a woman to walk around topless>They do get a big influx of customers, but it's actually because the woman is a really damn good mechanic who can easily identify what's wrong with a vehicle a fix it>Most of the customers don't even care that she's topless
>>82528902Big fat orca
>>82528907Sorry, best I can do is a fat titty feraligator. Hope you enjoy your new body anyway
>>82528902I wanna be smothered by her.
>>82528305Who said it's a nude OF?
>>82528902>Some of the denser customers assume she's just a heavy set dude that lost weight>Suits her just fine, means she gets to work on more cars>What's slightly annoying is the number of guys that joke about kissing/marrying her if she wasn't a dude>They originally had a promotion to wash customers cars, but the regular complaints about oil smears, dented paneling, and orca tiddy marks left on the body and windows stopped them advertising it
>>82521575>That was the worst she could come up with? Say I'm gay when she's pouting like that?I'm the fruitiest fruit that ever fruited. Cause Bro, you make me gay.>If being a fruit meant being attracted to a cute deer women, then there was no point in denying it>Just her being her was enough to have me enamored pretty quick>... The half naked thing hadn't hurt though>She's kind of a slut for physical affection, tilting her head to guide my touch to the right spots, to the point I was rubbing a stubby antler and play with an ear with only one hand>Letting go of her back, I guide her head back down onto my chest, rubbing the back of her head>She insisted on being stubborn and quiet thoughAt least tell me if it's half as good when you do it yourself
>>82532586I'd be more that willing to be her apprentice/assistant.
>>82524413saved
>When you said my dream form could be anything...>You didn't mention this.
>>82534751>they offer you any body you'd want>look just like them>a foot shorter, bigger hips, ass, and tits>hilarity ensues
>>82532901>Damn it. I didn't think he'd actually do it...Dumbass. You're not supposed to say that. You're supposed to freak out and let me go...>Finally I managed to wiggle an arm out from inbetween the hugging and the blissful massage my ears and antlers were receiving to try and pry his hands away.>Though it ended up as more of a guiding force that weakly rested upon his knuckles.Mmmh....Why do you have to be so casual about this...I could be hit with CWD for all you know-ah~
>>82535367>Alternatively your chest is nearly as flat as a washboard but you've got hips for days and an ass that could rip latex apart.>This is not particularly useful when you're learning to do acrobatics as Sybil's understudy and your asscheeks keep clapping every time you land from a jump.>The issue is not solved with pants.
>>82535492>flatwhy would you want that though? also>just say 'no' to pants
>>82535594Because the contrast is funnier and may or may not provoke a boob envy gag. And a big heart joke.>say no to pantsIt's less you can't say no and more "good god I can't get my fat ass into any sort of jeans please help me".
>>82535621the joke that's contained in that is having all of the various assets added to, you get the awkward "you wanted to be her"/"she's hot", combined with criticizing her figure deeply. Its something that would allow for no coherent reaction, what can you say to that?
>>82535691Hmm. Fair point. At the same time however....Bigger.
>>82535465If both of us were running around like headless chickens all the time, how long before one of us runs off into traffic?>When her dainty hand starts guiding mine, I pause just long enough to lean in and kiss it, speeding up to make up for the lost time as I massage her scalp and cervine features>Just listening to the pace of her breathing was calming, a bit quick for white noise but similar in feel>... She'd totally wig out if I made a heavy petting joke right now, but it'd almost be worth it>Moving my hands to either side of her head to cup her cheeks, thumbs still messing with the base of her antlersSo, I focus on what I know. And what I know is, you're the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen, from that red nose to that bushy tail. So, question for you. If you had CWD, would you really want to spend your time worrying about dumb shit?>A joke about condoms nearly slips out, and I think she catches on to the nature of the thought at least
>>82536349Ahhhhhyou're a freak~>The blush only got worse as here he was treating me like some naive princess in need of saving.>It was strange having someone wait on you like that. Not that I needed it but...>I think I might just leave it there though. >Andmaybeholdontoitjustforabit.I'm not cute, or gonna run headfirst into traffic. >Dumb shit.>I guess it was kind of dumb to be all worked up over this. So what if he thought I was cute? He's just my friend.>Shifting to get more comfortable may have accidentally ruffled around the lower areas of his pants but hopefully it wouldn't have caused any stirrings.And I'm certainly not down with CWDeeeeee~>His hands were halfway between rough and soft in the manner they cupped my cheeks.D-doesn't give you an excuse to be all touchy-feely.
>>82536022serious business
>Press X to Carmelita
>>82538227X to carmelita? What does that do?
>>82539200Why don't you press the button and find out?
>>82539223OK i did so now what?
Lmao, a classic bit.>>82484140>TQ: Would you change jobs as an anthro?I'm broke and unemployed, so turning into the lane of modeling and streaming might be my only option at that point.
>>82539942totally want that sandwich, for both reasons
>>82539968Getting a new playmate with your new body sounds like a good trade off.
>>82539942Could have been gorilla cheese
Behold, the risk of sleeping with your pokemon. Now she's a human and I've got an egg in me
I never visit these threads but I would drink a potion that turns me into an anthro with gigantic tits. Thanks for listening.
>>82542112You're welcome.>>82539566Get Carmelita'd, moron.
>>82542025i will buy your entire stocks.>>82542112i love to see your center of gravity change
>>82542112Would you be my anthro with gigantic tits?
>>82542177Hot phox>>82542182Make them enormously hyper, wobbling, sloshing milk kegs and I'll think about it.
>>82542217>You have selected 'Jumbo Size'.
>>82542297Pretty nice, but we can go bigger.
>>82542328How much bigger?
>>82542356Mm those are good. But I wouldn't say no to more. What good are tits if they don't regularly burst out of their bra or get in your way and embarrass you while trying to do simple tasks? Maybe a huge domed pregnant belly or a fat butt to compliment those milk jugs too. Avians make great buxom bimbos.
>>82542449I take it you've thought about Miss Belacrow a lot.
>>82542460You could say that. I can't help but look at those titanic tits and wish that they were mine. Feeling the weight of them bounce, wobble and slosh with every little movement, embarrassed yet aroused when people ogle and gawk at their sheer enormity.
>>82542460made for nursing from
>>82542500Big fat heaving wobbling ballast tanks that sway and jiggle with an increasing chance of knocking things over when they do.Oh how ridiculous you'd look when trying to cover up those comical funbags with your hands.>Blimp tits!>Dairy queen!>BOOBA!You can hear the bystanders leering and joking but we all know they'd rather be getting a handful of those enormous titties.
>>82542537>Ballast tanks>Blimp titsGod, It would take a huge amount of willpower for me to not just orgasm on the spot with namecalling like that, damn my humiliation and exhibitionist tendencies. Talk like that would just make me tempted to hook those chest boulders up to some hoses and show them what balloon tits really look like. Made into a ridiculously slutty busty bitch, not shrinking down anytime soon...
>>82542628But what happens when they get too big for you to move? You'd be more like a titty-focused landwhale then. Or an oversized cowbird.Maybe the onlookers start to get closer and poke and prod at your weighty jello twins before grabbing those pounds of breastflesh they've been so desperately craving. And the sensation of gravity, restraint and being squeezed sets your loins a tingling and your nipples a perking. With the potential added bonus of a few damp patches forming underneath your bra.
>>82542694In that case those gigantic knockers can be filled with something buoyant to act as a counterweight. Or just accept the fact that my own greed and lust for size has left me totally immobile, tits too wide to fit through doorframes, can't even waddle without them bouncing against the floor. At that point I couldn't blame anyone else but myself, letting the enthusiastic onlookers cop a feel. All of that wonderful sloshing, bouncing and jiggling only exciting me further, nipples plump and standing on end. I may protest but deep down I love the feeling of being so shamefully and helplessly exposed.
>>82543040With every spectacle comes a sexy aftermath. Struggle as you might to lift yourself off the ground to get away from the molestation you can't help but notice a young man walking up to you and smirking. Sure, you're defiantly staring him down even as your body's innate reactions betray you but he's not phased one bit by the local bird bitch.>*Zzzzzip!*And wouldn't you know it you've got a hog flopping out and slapping you in the face before it becomes hard enough to settle into your mountainous cleavage. You wanted to be a slut so here's your chance. Not that you can do much when he starts thrusting his cock back and forth.
>>82543097>THWAP!As soon as his cock slaps my face I feel the innate reaction to smother this smug little bastard underneath my tits, if I could get the leverage to even fucking move. But I also feel something else. An unwilling blush and intense, needy arousal. I try to bitch, moan and complain but my needy panting and unconvincing tone just makes him rougher. Any humiliating or demeaning speech he uses against me just serves to excite me more much to my own raging embarrassment. Those hearty thrusts against my enormous chest spheres send my entire body bouncing and wobbling like a waterbed.>Slossshh...~>SLLORRSH...~>Fuck, why can't I stop staring at his stupid dick!?I think to myself, trying to suppress thoughts of the stud pounding faster or forcing me to suck it.
>>82543262It could have been a good idea, but perverts would definitely roll with that.Suppression of your instincts just leads to them coming back with a vengeance. Loins damp, tits dripping and a big thick penis sandwiched in between your chestpuppies. He gives the bloated boobies a squeeze and the next thing you know you're spurting like a fountain.>Surprised? You shouldn't be.>After all this is what overgrown titcows like you are made for.And you could decry his slander and undignified behaviour.But deep down...Right as he manages to lodge his sword right in there and poke the tip of your beak to force its way in...You know he's right.Breeding stock~
Happy upcoming Mother's Day to all the knocked up girl anons. And if you aren't knocked up, what are you waiting for?!
>>82544450Batch 2 on the way!
>>82543448And as soon as his thick throbbing rod touches the back of my throat I'm drooling with my eyes half-lidded. All futile struggling ceases as I try to wobble my waterballoon tits around his shaft to provoke him further, attempting to thrust and jiggle those blimptits against his groin. Reduced to his hyper-titted cow bitch, sucking like a good whore, hoping he sprays down my gullet and all over my face and breasts to mark me like the shameless slut I am.
>>82544562Full of cum down one hole as milk rushes out two others in the middle of your throat being jackhammered by man meat.>What a whore!>Do you think she does quickies for free?>Milk ahoy!Perhaps the onset of such a raunchy and horny display encourages another man to step forth and pull your pants, panties included, down to help spitroast the cowbird currently gushing over her own display of debauchery.
>>82545088Those jeers and comments only spur me on as I endure his relentless facefucking. Cheeks bulging and eyes rolling back from the brutal pace.>Glurkk!~>Glukglukgluk!~I can sense more behind me, just hoping they'll take advantage of the free-use immobile milk keg before them.
>>82542153What the fuck
>>82545688Told ya.Enjoy the fox tits.
>>82545697Turn me back dammit
You know how it is- one day you're just some guy, the next you're a 14 foot tall bird woman with tits the size of minivans.
>>82545797No, lmao.>>82546043>>82545463Such is life when you're spitroast bait.
>>82540617I don't know, you lose the sandwich that way>>82541865and those are ugly, much better this way
>>82546043Gosh, I feel called out after all that boobaposting.
>>82539942>>82539968>>82546802>Buy a girl'd cheese thinking it was grilled cheese but the first bite doesn't instantly change you.>Go into a total foodgasm as you morph bit by bit, bite by bite until eventually you eat the whole thing.>"Whoops, got a little cheese on my...uh...oh.">>82546959If anything it's much better than the feralposting that goes on here sometimes.
>>82547023>much better than the feralpostingwhat if its both?Also a sandwich to cause this is a nice method, should make for some nice Krystal jokes
>>82547023>If anything it's much better than the feralposting that goes on here sometimes.First time checking in these threads so I wouldn't know. But hopefully I wasn't too disruptive with the gigantic milkers!
>>82547243>What if it's both?Keep that shit away from me, thanks.>Some nice Krystal jokes.Go on anon. Take a bite.>>82547312Absolutely not. Big boobs are almost always welcome here.
>>82547312unless you count pokemans, people don't actually post a lot>>82547326don't really get why people get mad about it, pony stuff kind of has to be feral to not suck for example. The bigger problem is it make me reluctant to post Hazel stuff... and that's one I should be trying to get more of
>>82547460>pony stuff has to be feral to kind of not suckAnd in your opinion why is that? Far as I'm aware ponies are just fine as anthros. Which is closer to the topic at hand.
>>82547531they look too human, plus they lose crotchtitties (normally) and the feral doesn't even have the drawback of losing hands because magic powers, so there's no down side
>>82547460>>82547531Personally I think feral is totally fine, the other thread technically allows everything but is like 99% humans. It's not like this thread is very active anyway, just hide what you don't want to see
>>82547658these ones are normally busier than this
>>82547587>They look too humanStylistic problems, so I can understand that. Few artists actually go for a realistic horse headshape when drawing ponies.>They lose crotchtittiesThose just aren't sexy and belong on a woman's chest anyway imo.>>82547587>the drawback of losing handsHands are the point, though. The point is anthro girls you wanna be. Seems totally counter to want that, but I know for a fact /tfg/fags are into that so...eh. >>82547658I'd make it a point of contention over there too but it's not really something worth pursuing. It just really rubs my autism the wrong way 'tis all.Anyway, nice Fenneko. I mean onahole.
>>82547687titties belong everywhereis it bad that I can't tell if you mean keeping or losing hands is the point? I assume its important to have that manual dexterity to keep posting here and playing video games... and holding your kids (not that having like ten of them feeding from a whole big set of boobs at the same time while you are on your side isn't super cute)
>>82547759Keeping hands, I meant.
>>82546959BB is top three AGIWB honestly
>>82547807What are the other two options?
>>82547824Glamrock Chica and Martlet.…I like birds.
>>82547884Ah, I see.Well I get Glam Chica but why Martlett?
>>82547894Pretty
>>82547945Fair enough. As is customary for these sorts of situations:BIRD TITS!
>>82547807>>82547884Based as fuck to be honest, I'd happily be any of those.
damn, my attempt to post cow hypnosis in another thread didn't go anywhere>>82547784and they get like telekinetic hands anywhere, probably an improvement
>>82537088>Her flustered insult just got a chuckle from me>And the way she held onto my hand was so precious, I-Uh...>For the first time since waking up, my face is something other than serene calm, looking more like the blushing doe on my lap>As her shifting about made it quite plain I'd gotten a little too 'relaxed' in her presence as something shifts inside my pants and shows no sign of slowing>Oh god, did she notice?>Calm down, just focus on cuddling the cute deer and hope she doesn't move too much...>Within just a few moments of massaging her cheeks and chin with my palms, the panic was starting to subside, but the blush and my problem weren't going awayGood. I won't have to get you a collar and a leash then. And I've not touched you that much.
Live!
>>82550742probably not
I just want a stress free life wherein a mistress takes care of me and spoils me with nice, cute things...
>>82552820like milking machines? milking machines are cute
>>82552992ehh...nah
>>82549150>Poke!>Something is rising and it isn't my body temperature, warm enough as it is right now in the hands of a guy bigger than me.Ah...you got your keys in your pocket?Something's digging into my butt and I can't get comfy.>If only I knew.>Anyway, there mere mention of a collar and a leash was just too much.Mmf~Not beating the freak allegations at all. You've been going to town on my ears, antlernnfs...and cheeks for 10 minutes now.Don't you think you should stop now?
>>82552820On the one hand doting mistress yuri.On the other hand humiliation and feminisation.Hmmmm.
>>82553279humiliation is lame
>>82553487YOU'RE LAME!
>>82553198Wh- uh yeah>Don't think about that tight deer butt grinding on me, or how my dick is nearly hotdoging that ass... damn it>It's not going down, and definitely won't be going away any time soonYou're the only deer girl I know who'd let me do this. And I wouldn't make you walk on all fours... Besides, would you really prefer my hands elsewhere?>Caught up in imagining what she'd look like on her hands and knees, I miss her starting to get up>Feeling her slide back into my 'keys', reflex sees me grabbing hold of her antlers, pulling forward until she's not making things worse, and immediately letting go.Don't you think we could stay like this a little longer?>Once again, my nerves start to get the better of me, if the sudden rough housing wasn't a solid enough indication that something else was up
>>82553656>no you're out of order
>>82553891I'm gonna fluff you.
>>82553945jokes on you, you can't rape the willing
>>82554299Shush
>>82554329>and call him 'George'
Fuck I dont want to be a fox cop
>>82554884that does sound like too much work
>>82553279how is being loved and given a life style befitting a noble humiliating exactly? I can think of far worse then being given a life of luxury.
>>82555687they probably make you talk with the southern drawl
>>82484140>TQ: Would you change jobs as an anthro?Probably probably not. Depends. I’d probably just finish university after getting passed around
>>82556401Eh talkin' all proper aint no thing...or whatever, could be worse you could end up talking cokney britsh or being voiced by awkawafina, that's a fate worse then death.
>>82554884How about a human fucker?
On 10
>>82554884Too bad. Now get to work, "Carmelita".
>>82561336Hut im not carmelita
>>82562450So I guess the blue hair, orange fur and police stripper outfit are juts fashion statements?Nice try. Now go file your reports and suck the brass' dick while you're at it.
>>82562588I didn't choose this outfit or body some anon tricked me into turning into this
>>82562632No excuses this time, Miss Fox.Now hurry up and suck some dick. The tips don't make themselves!
>>82562695No im not fucking anyone's dick. I need to turn back to normal back into a human guy
>>82562737Oh for...Enforce personality mode.>*BZZZT!*Still feel like talking back, Montoya?
>>82562866Even if that stupid thing did work why would she want to listen to you in the first place?
>>82562903I guess I'm going to have to activate the work mode protocol too.>The remote is aimed at the unruly vixen and when my thumb hits the button the bitch goes as rigid as a plank.It's rude to talk back to your superior. Maybe now you'll be more co-operative. Say *yes*.>*BZZZT!*
>>82563221Why is my body moving on its own. What did you do
>>82563221Need to get one of those remotes for myself...
>>82565265That's not a "yes" I'm hearing, Carmy. But no matter. Maybe the customers will like a bit of sass to go with their ass.>*Beep!*>Despite her verbal insolence her body took on a relaxed stance before taking a few mechanical steps over to the bar and picked up a serving tray.Hmm.Needs tweaking.>One fiddle with the dial and...>She stopped dead in her tracks once more though a moment after she held the tray up high in one hand and started a sultry strut down toward one of the vacant tables to set down her payload in practice for the real thing.Not bad. Can't say I'd hate to see you leave.>>82565773Well we do always have an extra opening for a remote operator.Or a new waitress...
>>82565967You're overwriting their personality just to make them work as waitresses...?
>>82566144If need be. Helps make a more authentic experience here at the club. What? You think asking waitresses to naturally do shitty cosplays and bad impersonations helps people get off while they strip? Dream on.Besides, plenty of the gals and former-guys love it when we turn on the personality chips. Of course over time you don't really need to use them but for new hires it's always mandatory to do it at least once.
>>82566185That can't be legal! You can't just turn people into canon characters! Especially if you're messing with their minds...Just think of the copyright violations!
>>82566230Actually we can, as part of both licensing agreements and consent forms written into the contracts. Besides, we only activate if need be and *only* ever on the clock. And if should someone leave us or prove especially difficult? Well we just take 'em out and send them on their way. Bodily reversions provided by the state, of course.
>>82566300That fox doesn't look like she's consenting to me... Looks to me like you're just turning random people into "employees"!
>>82566376Yes, well, as you can see right here...and if you'd just lean in a bit closer to read it then you'll notice that she actually did sign a contract that specifically says->Right as the unsuspecting dork squints to read the fine print of a totally legitimate contract that's not just a bar napkin laminated onto paper, I spring to action and jab the fool with a thin needle syringe.Whoopsidoo. Must have forgotten to be careful with my insulin jab!
>>82566445What?!>Ouch! But really it barely hurts... But I can clearly feel that something was injected into me!What was in that?! Oh fuck...>I feel... a little faint...
>>82566557Oh, that? Just a special little cocktail we use to facilitate business. The faint feeling should work itself out in a moment or two so don't worry about blacking out, but I would start considering your new look for the future. So tell me: What kind of ex-man-to-be are you? Vidya, cartoons, books?You an Undertale fan? Toriel was always a popular choice. Or do you prefer something a bit more recent? Diane Fox might be nice but then we already have an orange vixen running the tables.>As if to illustrate my point 'Carmelita' comes sashaying by flawlessly whilst tagging another spot.Be quick though. The nanites in your blood are pretty quirky when they're set to random.
>>82566676What?? That's impossible! >It feels all tingly around the point the needles poked me... And I'm getting these weird, hot flashes...This can't be happening...Stop it right now!(Could you pick something? I think that would be more fun.)
Imagine if you hypnotized a cute anthro girl and made her think she used to be a human guy that recently possessed some anthro chick, so 'he' acts like a tomboy, keeps pawing at 'her' body and doing slutty shit with it.
>>82566909Imagine the cute anthro girl was an absolute MILF, and 'he' had to navigate his uncertainty on kids versus 'his' body's muscle memory and maternal instincts.
>>82566787Oh, I'm afraid it is. Alas, you've taken too long to decide so I'm just gonna hit this button and...>*Be-beep!*>The nanites activate and get to work, delivering the personality chip where it needs to be whilst editing their genes from within. >Soon enough patches of grey fur sprout all over the poor bastard's body and creep inch by inch to cover his skin completely.>All the while those precious inches of height rapidly dwindle...How do you feel about Judy Hopps? I know, I know. Cliche, mid, Disney sellout. The whole nine yards. Though I did mention we have a licensing agreement. Just sit back and let the cocktail do its thing. I guarantee you'll be changing your mind about it all in a few minutes. Heh.
>>82567163>Not just inches disappear from my height, at least a foot does if not two! It doesn't take long for the fur to completely coat my body, shifting it away from human as it does... Including huge ears, cotton tail and little snout...Sit back?? M-my body!>I can do nothing but look at myself in shock as I change! Going from a human man to a female movie character...
>>82567395>It's cute and laughably pathetic how he, or rather *she* scrambles to stop hersel from shrinking or letting that cotton-tail poke out from above a set of baggy clothes that nearly dwarf her entirely.>Never mind the ridiculous donk that rabbit was packing.I'd say you turned out pretty swimmingly, *Miss Hopps.* Now what's say we give that little personality chip a try, hmm? The nanite should be done encoding the proper personality engrams by now.>She tries to scream out, etch a cry or even a squeak but the words die in her throat. Muffled by the constant horrified staring at her tiny frame and adorable paws.Ah, it's okay. You'll get used to it. Everybody does eventually. We get a lot of hidden thespians now and then.>*Pat pat!*>Some consolatory headpats are offered.
>>82567550>Tits, ass and pussy... I'm a girl... A fucking rabbit girl. And these proportions are definitely not canon!Shut up! "Miss Hopps" my ass! Turn me back right now!>I almost can't stand to speak with this ridiculous voice! And the way I have to navigate my tongue around this bucktooth... I feel ridiculous!W-wait! Don't you dare touch that thing! That fucking remote! We can talk about this!
>>82567712Mmmm no.>*BZZT!*For all intents and purposes...>The rabbit is frozen mid-shock, stiff as stone save for the panicked movements of the eyes.You *are* Miss Hopps.Now we just need your signature.>Out comes another respectable contract, complete with pen and pad for it to be written on.Just sign here and we can be on our way to a much better lifestyle.>Of course our newest waitress had no day in the matter as a familiar beep saw her body move of its own accord, taking the pen and scribbling down a signature in record time.>A very unfamiliar signature by the looks of it.There we go! You are now the newest proud stripper/working girl/waitress of this fine establishment!How does that make you feel, Miss Hopps?>And at the drop of a hat control returns to the lagomorph just in time. But only because *I* allowed it.
>>82567958Huh...?>As soon as control is returned to me, my ears droop down as I look down at myself and up at you with a shocked and slightly confused expression.What just happened...? Wait, what did I sign just there?? I didn't even read it!
>>82567129I wanna be a milf, so fucking badly.
>>82553877Ah-Fair point...>Had he really wanted to he could have gone completely off the rails and started groping everywhere else already.>Should I have been thankful he wasn't a pervert or a rapist? Yes.>Am I getting mixed signals about what he wants to do? Also yes.>It only makes me grip his hand tighter.I don't really have anything to do today but I'd really prefer it if you could keep that boner down.>It was his turn to be caught off guard.And before you ask: Yes, I know the exact shape of your keys off the top of my head.I don't blame you for being...well...you. I would have done the same.
>>82568066Who needs to read when you can just stand around and look pretty? You, that's who!>To consolidate thos mission statement I crouch down and boop our employee on the nose before getting back to serious mode.Now, about your wardrobe and attitude...>Without warning a strange firearm is whipped out from my inside jacket pocket and aimed straight at her chest.>She wouldn't have had any time to move out of the way of the splodge of goo fired from its large barrel but the black compound hit her slap dab in the middle.>Naturally she had braced but when she opened her eyes to find she hadn't been iced and that the mysterious substance was taking shape to fit her curves she was unsurprisingly relieved.>Though still nonetheless agitated.Okay. Reconstitute to...lace bra and, stockings, maybe some nice thigh highs too. And don't forget the thong.>The goo complies with the voice request and morphs into the exact outfit specified.Stellar. Or would you prefer a police bunny outfit? You know, to be on theme.
>>82568257>The goo shifts around my body, somehow forming itself into some slutty "outfit"... This is somehow almost worse than being naked!>And I can feel each strap hanging on me, digging into ass and just barely covering my bits... That smooth patch on my crotch feels especially wrong!No way! I'm not doing this! I don't care what contract you made me sign, I'm not Judy Hopps, and I'm not a stripper!Turn me back! Right now!>I try my hardest to command authority, pointing a stubby finger upwards accusingly. But who am I kidding.
>>82568413Uh ohhh, someone's acting out of character. I'll just fix that for you with the 'ol Slap and Zap.>Confused and angry the poor whelp didn't manage to stop me from circling round and slapping her fat ass with enough force to make a rhino yelp. It would help distract her long enough for the override to kick in.>*BZZT-DING!*Ah, good. The encoding's done.Lets set you to Meet and Greet and see how you do.>The dial is turned.>The bunny glitches out (so to speak).>And within the span of a second that grouchy and unfun personality swivels round into the very uobeat and eager model of the one, the only: Judy Hopps!>Barring a few alterations to help accommodate the risque nature of the club.>Speaking of which...>A good old welcome plate sits on the nearest table next to us.>Fantasy Fixings.>Not the best name for a strip bar but hey who's counting?Now, can you tell me who you work for?
>>82568122>Sighing with relief, my free hand settles onto her hip, passively rubbing her body as had become habit by this pointGod damn it, bro. Making me fear for my dick for nothing. I'll take the mini heartattack if it means this happens from time to time.>... She wasn't letting go>Not that I wanted her to, but something about her holding onto my wrist felt, tender>I could pull it away no doubt, but I don't think I'd ever seen her quite so clingy>Her chin was still in reach, so I just started rubbing it, eyeing her snout a little>Those kissable, pouty lips of hers...You know, it's not gonna go down when you give it every reason to stay up. Never seen someone hate pants more. To be honest though, I'd have been a massive tease if I wound up as an anthro girl. Could you imagine some ditzy fox throwing herself on your lap?>Without really thinking about it, my hips start rocking slowly, wanting to get another little taste of that doe butt
>>82568113I want you to be a milf. Or more specifically, for you to turn into a hot anthro and then knock you up so you are a MILF.
>>82570511You keeping her around after?
>>82570598Of course, not going to stop at just one kid. Plus I imagine the new body, the changes to her mind, and her hormones would mean she'd need some help adjusting. Also, anthro wife.
>>82570029Haha ok, now you're going into the nono-zone.>That clinginess was promptly replaced with the sincere expression of "Nice try but no faggotry here" as my hand intercepted the one on my hip and put it back where it belonged.Maybe it's not your dick you should be worried about but your latent freudian complex.Hmmh?>I can see this was not going down well.Okay, okay. I'm teasing.To be honest I wouldn't know what I'd do if the positions were different. I mean, I like you but not like that. >I can see him wince.>Oh shit.>Is that what happens when you're friendzoned by a girlguy?Uh...more to the point if she was throwing herself at me I'd kinda be freaked out knowing she used to be my friend. Assuming she was more ditz than fox.>The gentle rocking goes unnoticed as I ponder the hypothetical.>Would I have been as horny as he was? Probably.>But it still rubs the wrong way. Maybe I'm overthinking it.H-hey, uh buddy? Are you...grinding right now?
>>82568524(Guess I broke the brain of our little bunny by being too boring. Oh well.)
>>82570652Good. Gotta say being anthro wife is a lot better than a 9-5 in a job I don't like. Once she adjusts to the hormones I'm sure she'll love it. I sure did.
>>82571038Dang, your husband is one lucky guy.
>>82571097Hehe, maybe, but I'm a lucky gal too. The human that knocked me up was a good guy, I'd probably have hung out with him before the new body. Now that I'm this, he's got to deal with my horny ass. Who knew anthro girl bodies needed this much attention?
>>82571194I imagine if you take the heat of an animal and give it a humanoid form, then that leads to near constant arousal and a need to breed. I'd be more than happy to help a lady out with something like that though, especially with a body like yours. Would be "hard" not to be just as ready to go at any given moment.
>>82571279Well, I don't mind showing off a little, but I like to keep to my human. You've got a different milf to make anyway when she shows up. If I didn't already have one, you'd better believe I'd take the offer. It's not just animal heat, it's these overactive milkers. Ever since I got them, they've had the milk flow at max.
>>82570759>How quickly she goes from holding onto me to shoving my hand away>That's the part that really feels like a tease, intentional or otherwise, even if she's quite right>I let her hold my hands between us thoughWhat's Freud got to do with anything?>The banter is fun until 'not like that'>It stung a little to hear, like a punch in the gut>Even if she didn't mean it that particular way...If she was more fox though, you'd think about it. Wouldn't blame you. Fox and Deer do sometimes have that hot countershading heart pattern in common.>It's not until she points it out that I realize I've been humping her ass for a while now, and I only pause for a moment>Maybe it's shock, but she hasn't gotten off me yet>Thrusting up to poke her tail, the same pace resumesYou tell me.
>>82571346I can appreciate the loyalty, means he's got a good woman on his hands on top of an absolute bombshell. Too bad he isn't around to help you with that milk though, I'm sure it is delicious and it would be a shame to just have it leak out and get wasted.
>>82571392I'm just saying...>To retaliate for all this boiling tension I figured I might as well roll with it.>So I scooched around some more. Just enough for that weirdo to feel very uncomfortable in his pants.There's gotta be some complex he came up with if you've got repressed feelings about your friends.>Especially if they're close to trying to stick their cock up your ass.>And the heart comment doesn't help.Countershading patterns? This whole incident?>With some luck and a bit of sweat I managed to roll round and start a straddle.Face it. You've got problems.>And just when he thinks he's safe.>*Boop!*>The my snoot boops his nose after I leant in reeeeaaaal close.
>>82571566>it would be a shame to just have it leak out and get wastedThanks, and for what it's worth, my milk did turn a couple anon into anthro girls recently. Don't know if they were susceptible already or if my milk is unusually strong for transformation
>>82571736From what I understand it is only people who are already females on the inside that get turned into girls themselves. Ehh...no offense to your former self or those Anons.
>>82568524>After being slapped on the ass, my expression goes from surprise to totally blank in just a moment. And only another moment later, my posture changes. Hips go cocked, eyes stay lidded as a confident smile appears on my face.Huh? I'm a stripper at Fantasy Fixings. Well, I guess I'm also a cop, but a girl has to pay the bills somehow!I, uh...>Something feels wrong...! A stripper? Is that really what I am?>No... No, no, no!>It's all falling apart again! This bastard... He used that damn remote!No! I'm not a stripper! Hah, did you really think a single click of that stupid thing would be enough?? Turn me ba-!>*BZZZT!*-ack!?>He pressed it again?? I don't feel any different...? But how could I tell!?Gah! Stop that!(Sorry about disappearing, but I just fell asleep. Not cause it was boring, but cause if was late as fuck.)
>>82568113That could be arranged...
>>82573761Congrats to that anon!
>>82575060Anybody can achieve this! Simply apply for our reality adjustment service and fill out our formula! We'll have you living the life you deserve before you know it!
>>82575849Sounds convenient, but I'm more of a mother-maker than a prospective mother
>>82573732(No problem. I'm just being a little bit of a worrier is all.)Interesting. You're proving a little more resilient than our other resident cop slut. Though so far you've passed the basic M&G so all we've gotta do is work out the kinks. >The severity of the obedience and personality parameters is cranked up to eleven and the operation mode to "Service with a smile."Come on over here and lets test out your goods. Show me how well you can dance, Miss Hopps. There's a hefty bonus in it for you.>Despite the knowledge of the situation I had to admit the bunny was beautiful. And I always did have a fondness for her and that nice rump she carried around.>Nick you lucky bastard. A shame the writers never let you hit it.>She very quickly sauntered over without a care and starter a slow, simple set of hip gyrations.>And boy those hips could move.
>>82571580>Of all the things I could've expected, her backing up and rubbing her whole body against me wasn't one>Left me kinda dumbstruck, just laying there biting my lip as she riled me up, pants painfully tight as I wince>Repressed?>More like pent upRepressed for your sake, not mine.>Just when I thought she might actually move get off me, she surprises me again by practically sitting on my dick and->*Boop!*>... Those big brown eyes, that glowing nose of hers...>*Smooch*Mmm.>It's weird to kiss my Bro's snout, but I could think of nothing else with her that close>Grabbing hold of her thighs, a lot more firmly than I'd held her beforeFunny, how all my problems seem to start and end with you. Cause I'd say you're anything but.
10 bump for snoot boops
>>82581792Boop!
>>82584386So nice of him to lick you after knocking you up
>>82585974its like saying 'you're doing a good job'
>>82579896Blech! Ew! Did you really have to?>Recoiling under the chaste smooch of my snoot the tickles of lips against it had me reared back >And I sneezed. Not in his face, but to the side.>A bit cutely one might add.Mmmmh. For my sake, huh? I could totally take you if I wasn't like this right now. Seriously though, you really need to work on your pickup game. That was really bad.
>>82586852True! Also just how many do you have inside you? Can you even move?
>>82587516>hopefully being impaled by something else>>82587817immobilized by pregnancy is kind of the greatest thing ever>golly anon, 12 at least, can't even count the moving. Its all kind of fuzzy
>>82587983Hmmm if you say so. I wanted to keep doing stuff around the house, carry my weight in the relationship yknow? Well it was a lot harder when I looked like this. I'd lose my mind if I couldn't move. How am I supposed to crush my humans pelvis if I can't move?
>>82588029>How am I supposed to crush my humans pelvis if I can't move?a woman's place is on the bottom
>>82588073That is nice too, can't deny
>>82588395Link, you look different...
>>82588479I'm pretty sure that's on model
>>82588961Exactly, this is how I've always looked. I was always meant to house fat loads for... wait something does seem a bit off
>>82590126brain starting to slow from the pregnancy hormones
also thread is almost over
>>82573761>That could be arranged...I would do anything, anything at all, to make that happen...
no one is on at this hour
>>82593329mouse udders...
I'm preparing to buy my first pokemon. It's an Eevee, but I need to learn all of its needs and stuff first. Any resources I should look out for? I don't know much about pokemon...