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Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions

Tempting offer edition

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82234712

>Thread prompt
She HAS to be doing this on purpose, right? There's no way anyone can be this damn cheeky and not be downright asking for it. Are you gonna give it to her?

>Directory of captioners
https://pastebin.com/Jy7dzV1a

>Boorus
https://joi.booru.org
https://captions.booru.org
These sites are closed to new members. If you are a member of these sites and want to help people upload their captions, be aware that images of more than 5,000 px on any side will fail to upload.

>Basic caption creation guides
https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL

>Capper (free caption making software)
https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper

>Discord servers
The Caption Discord: https://discord.gg/bSzKxmz
/d/ Caption Server: https://discord.gg/UjX4Juf
Let's Make Captions!: https://discord.gg/gfECt92
The Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246
The Swirlin' Swarm https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS
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>>82509023
You forgot anchors
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Hello again, thread!
Here's my progress update:

>Mother's Day caps
I'm planning on making at least two Mother's Day captions this year. I've finalized the script for the first one and the second script should be hopefully very close to finished as well. Image editing is done for both. I'm planning to start typesetting these after I finish my next cap.
Feel free to request more! Holiday-themed caps are fun.

>"Role supplanting" bodyswap genderswap caption
I found an image I like and I'm hoping to begin writing the script soon.
I've just started on this one, so given my normal workflow I imagine it will be finished in late May at the earliest.
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Bump for fun on the beach in anticipation of warmer weather - despite the fact that it's been fucking SNOWING here.

>>82514782
>two mother's day caps
Very nice!
>bodyswap genderswap cap
Also very nice, and a lot more kinky!
Hope the workload is going easy on you.
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>>82515045
And part 2.
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>>82515045
>Hope the workload is going easy on you.
So far, so good. :)
I actually took a big secret break from writing caps recently. I had like a dozen scripts saved up heading into March and I wasn't feeling super creative at the time, so I spent a couple weeks just typesetting stuff I'd already written. So I'm feeling really refreshed and excited to be doing more writing again.
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>>82511737
Slappy is seriously regretting coming to this party cause not a soul seems to recognize her, they just want to talk to Bugs Bunny's broad and that Disney rabbit cop. The old squirrel was planning to drown her hazbin sorrows in sparkling champagne until you came along. You're Slappy's biggest fan (in more ways than one), so despite the heavy security, you hopped the fence just to get a chance to meet your favorite star and celebrity crush.
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>>82511737
There was a captioned version of this image a while ago, I think I had found it on the maledomhentaicaptions subreddit before that was closed down? I was wondering if anyone had it and was able to reupload it. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1907/bbcaedef0c4b21a5995a390a18bc8ff2.jpeg
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>>82511750
Where you are a giant dragon monster who goes to a village inhabited by wolves to feed, of course you are not going to eat the wolves but their cum but you are not going to fuck them with your monstrous dick because you would kill them, you already cut the nails of one of your hands so you can fuck them with your fingers and make them ejaculate and feed on their cum
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>>82511750
Both your families have arranged a marriage interview to see if you both might be interested. She has an inferiority complex regarding her boobs thinking that they make her ugly. Without hesitation, you agree at the end. And to make sure she never feels ugly, you will do everything in your power to give her breasts so much affection that she will eventually stop thinking she is ugly.
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>>82511737
Hilda and Rosa are starting to have doubts about this 'Summer Battle Seminar' while Cynthia sizes them up for their new servi- I mean battle gear and reassures them Mast- I mean Sensei will make everything clear when they enter the "Training" Room
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>>82511773
New Final Fantasy XIV caption!

This caption is centered on the Phial of Fantasia, which is the MMO's take-me-back-to-character-creation microtransaction in potion form. The image advertising the service on the store page is a blond Hyur (human) man turning into a red-haired Miqo'te (catperson) girl, which was the inspiration for this story. (I'll put the ad in the next post so you can see it.)
I conceptualized this as a genderswap caption based directly on the ad, but who or what the Miqo'te was before quaffing the phial is never directly stated, so you can instead interpret it as an F2F tomboy-to-catgirl story if you prefer.
It's also very much another "dense protagonist is forced to realize that girl who obviously loves him, loves him" caption.
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>>82519379
Here's the original ad.

Also, by the count I've been using, this is the 150th caption I've posted to /trash/!
Thank you all so much again for the great story ideas and many kind comments you've given me. I'm sure I wouldn't have written this many stories these past few years without you guys rooting for me the whole way.
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>>82517007
Bnnuy sex
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>>82511750
>"Quick Anon, you have to choose which one of us gets to be free and which one of us is trapped in the mirror. You can clearly tell that I'm the real one."
>"Yeah except you have cracks all over your face and I'd never make that expression."
>"What do you mean? I look how I normally do, and only the real Blake would promise to suck Anon's dick whenever he asked."
>"Please like that would.... Why are you pointing at her?!?"
>"Sorry Fake Blake~ But clearly Anon can tell who the real Blake is, and that's the one who wears lingerie several sizes to small just so people can enjoy the skindention."
>"That's bullshit! You can't just win because you use my body's sex appeal!"
>"I think you mean MY body's sex appeal, after all you're not Blake anymore~"
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>>82511737
The Gotham legal system is totally fucked you just went in to dispute a parking ticket and miraculously got a life sentence in Arkham asylum. As you go down the hall and see all these horrifying villains you are escorted to a room where you see your room mate who appears to be the one and only Harley Quinn in her villain costume for some reason. Unbeknownst to you said fucked up legal system made a deal with Harley in exchange for all the info she has on the Joker she wanted certain amenities one of those being "a hung stud who's just my type".
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>>82511750
You were cared for by the doctor when you were hospitalized for several days. After you finally felt much better, you decided to thank the young doctor. You heard that he likes DILFs like you.
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>>82511750
These girls have some strange kinks that you are so ready to satisfy. After setting up a room, you are going to fuck these girls like if they were caged animals. Your are going to have to thank Amy for getting her friends to this later, but now the fun begins.
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>>82511737
You're status as Canari's boyfriend is under wraps, got to keep up with illusion for the simps and all that. It doesn't stop a few fans from picking up on what's going on. So Canari sets up a "special" stream for her fans specifically the female ones spammed chat ask "is he single?" Hopefully you caged up gets the message across your off limits and for to get any funny ideas.
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>>82511737
Katrina gets knocked up by her fat, hung stud of a husband
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>>82511750
You're about to indulge in your favorite pastime of getting gilfs who think they can't get pregnant anymore pregnant one last time
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>>82511750
The new bartender says that at the next guys' night out at the bar he'll be serving a new cocktail he created himself. When you and your friend go to the bar, you see the bartender completely naked, and when you order the new drink, he starts cum while mixing it with the wine. Of course, you and your friend start drinking it.
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>>82519379
cyoot, and I don't even play FF games, I just love short horny chicks
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>>82511750
You find your friend's mom exercising in clothes so tight they leave nothing to the imagination. Your friend always said he would have liked to have a brother, so you help him fulfill his dream by fucking his mom bareback until she gets pregnant.
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I'm starting to wonder, why do we even keep the request and re-request posts up? 95% of the deliveries are OCs and its been made pretty clear the cappers are not interested in any requests. Are we trying to run on miracles and dreams here?

Hell, I ended up having to write two of them myself because halfway through writing down their request I just realized no one would pick it up and said "Fuck it, I'll do it myself" which I recommend more requesters do, by the way.

What even is the point of the request posts if the people writing the caps don't even glance at them?
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>>82531806
I think the point of it is that cappers DO glance at new requests - it's just that only so many catch their attention even slightly. It's still more likely to happen with the anchor than without, so...
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>>82531806
I do look at every request and re-request post, and one of the reasons I keep coming back to the thread is because I'm excited to see if there's a new request I'm interested in.

I unfortunately have to be pretty picky about what requests I take, as I spend a lot of time on each caption I make.
I'd say I'm a fairly slow-paced captioner, and between writing, editing, proofreading, and typesetting, a typical caption takes me about five hours from start to finish. If I end up struggling with some part of the process, or if I use a lot of complicated text effects, the number can skyrocket from there. I've had multiple caps end up taking over twenty hours, sometimes for a single page.
Much more frustrating than that is when I invest time and effort into a caption project I end up having to completely scrap just because it isn't any good at all, and I'm left with no choice but to cut my losses. I think it's important to publish consistently, which means avoiding this as much as possible, which in turn means focusing on the ideas I have the most confidence in first, not all of which will be requests.

Another reason I don't take as many requests as I'd like is that I simply have no confidence in my ability to fulfill some of them. Without meaning to criticize those who enjoy the subject matter, I personally have absolutely no interest in stories focusing on bara or BBW characters, for example, and if I tried to force myself to write one it would probably turn out terrible. In cases like these, I feel it's better to leave the request for someone else, on even the small chance that another writer would be able to fulfill it much better.

If you are a requester looking for something very niche or specific and you're frustrated that it isn't being fulfilled, I think you are absolutely right that it's a great idea to try and make it yourself. Capping is a lot of fun, and in my experience the people here have been nothing but supportive to new writers.
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Poke
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I wish there was a caption involving Ruby or/and Sapphire
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>>82537217
Poke mon.
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>>82530719
I love taker pov caps, especially anthro ones
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>>82511737
(You) Spend hours every week in Bob's burgers just so you can talk to Linda you love talking with her and seemingly the feeling is mutual. One day during one of your long conversations in the practically empty restraunt Linda brings up her love for yoga and offers that you should join her some time to which you blurt out you'd love before even thinking. A few days later you realize this was a big mistake because you realize Linda doesn't just have a banging personality she has a banging body now you're using every ounce of will power to contain your erection, but eventually deep in a stretch you give out and the beast is released.
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Besides Photoshop, what other applications do you use to make JOI/JOE? Also, is it always necessary to use Photoshop? Because I've heard that some people use Paint to make JOI/JOE.
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>>82542295
Gimp works well enough
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>>82542295
I use plain ass Paint lmao, anything that lets me put a picture and text on both sides of it is fair game to me.
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>>82542295
GIMP and Powerpoint.
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>>82543672
God I love "(You) are a dense fucking himbo" caps.
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>>82511773
New delivery.

You leave your best bro playing vidya in his room while you go fuck his hot milf wolf mom in her kitchen.
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>>82524204
I am waiting to find out what the new hair means.
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>>82549943
As far as I can tell, the original artist hasn't drawn that character with straight hair before, so unless I cheated and used another dark-skinned girl with blue eyes and straight hair, that's as far as I can take that storyline.
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>>82550111
Just use another or go with AI. I got faith whatever you pick to continue, if done, wont suck.
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>>82542295
>what other applications do you use to make JOI/JOE?
I use these:
>Writing
Notepad++
>Spellchecking
LibreOffice
>Image editing
paint.net
>Typesetting
GIMP
>Animated captions
FFmpeg
Eibolsoft's FFmpeg Batch AV Converter
Gifski (command line version)

>Also, is it always necessary to use Photoshop?
If you don't want to pirate or pay for Photoshop, GIMP works just fine. It takes some getting used to, but it's very robust.

>I've heard that some people use Paint to make JOI/JOE.
I used default Windows Paint for my first few dozen captions, and I would not recommend it. It is really bad at everything. The kindest thing I can say about it is that it boots up fast. As soon as I switched to GIMP, I wished that I'd switched way waaay sooner.
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Plop
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Stay
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>>82549660
Rare instance where this is not a grave violation of the bro code.

I'm sure you were already aware of it, but I'd suggests for future formatting endeavors, you find a way to better even out the text distribution. The big chunks of negative space on the right side are the wrong sort of eye-catching. Perhaps narrow your wings?
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>>82519379
>>82519399
I forgot to comment on this, damnation!

I have to wonder which came first - buddy wanting a Fantasia real bad, (You) being so helpful with it that they fall in love... or them going "Oh no, I love him, I want to see him have a perfect life with a perfect wife.", which leads to figuring out what (You) like in a lady and Fantasia-ing into such.
But I do know that I prefer the story with buddy being a guy originally, it makes the whole story more romantic in the sense of "I would change everything about myself to be perfect for you"... and because I find it hot when guys turn into ladies so enthusiastically.

Yes, tomboy-to-femme TF is very rare and very novel, but I don't want LESS tomboys y'know?
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>>82560645
I'm gonna be completely honest, I suck at formating. I made the wings wider because I couldn't fit the text when they were narrower unless I made the font size extremely small. I do use paint, so the problem likely starts there already.

I'm looking into migrating to gimp, but I'm not very good at it.
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>>82561591
All cool, broski. There are some guides in the OP, though I haven't perused them myself, they may be able to help you. Otherwise, it's just like everything else. Practice and trial-and-error until you git gud.
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>>82563282
Guess I'll try "porting over" my cap to gimp, and mess with it until I get the hang of it.


At least you liked the cap, shitty formatting aside, I hope.
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>>82542295
If you can handle it, Inkscape.
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>>82558659
If this is new keep in mind dark on dark is a bad combo, outlines should be used.
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>>82511773
JPG version just cause a PNG won't fit.
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>>82549660
Is bro a wolf like his mom or a human?
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>>82563560
When I'm balancing out two text columns that are different lengths, I use the vertical spacing function to get them even. For example, in this caption (>>82519379), the vertical spacing in the left column is -11.0, and in the right column, it's -14.0. This made the rows of text on the right closer together.
You can also change font size, the heights of the gaps between paragraphs (I do this by putting a single empty space in the blank lines and changing its font size), or, of course, move text from one column to another.

>>82560778
>I have to wonder which came first
I wrote it from the perspective that the Miqo'te first fell in love with her friend, which then prompted her desire to transform for him. I find that kind of "Gift of the Magi" give-my-everything-to-you angle to be the more interesting one.
It certainly works either way though. I've always been a big believer in death-of-the-author when it comes to things like this, which is kinda funny now that I am a the-author.
>I don't want LESS tomboys y'know?
Indubitably. This thread is a tomboy protection preservation reserve national park. All poachers will be shot on sight (with a tomboyification beam).
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>>82567210
Nice, thanks for the tip, man.
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>>82566407
It doesn’t really make a difference, but I wrote it with bro being a wolf like his mom in mind.
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>>82535709
I think i am in love
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>>82511737
For their wedding anniversary Sapphire proposed an idea to Ruby that for one night they invite a man into their bed to spice up their sex life. Amused by the concept Ruby accepted after all making some lucky loser bust real quick so they can get back to their anniversary will make for a good laugh. Ruby can barely contain her laughter when she opens the door to see Sapphire accompanied by a man holding a cartoonishly large condom in her hands.
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Poke
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>>82511750

To say that Ivy was surprised by your request is putting it mildly!
But, you are not going to let her lack of breasts stop you. With the gargoyle allowing you make your move, you maneuver your head to her chest, eagerly licking and kissing it in a way that leaves the flat girl nicely flustered and lubricated before mounting her and engaging in the most vigorous session of pazuri she never thought she'd experienced~
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>>82511750
You expected an easy fight. Out of all the fighters for you big pro wrestling debut you selected the one that looked the weakest. Some twink with a huge butt and barely any muscle on him. Ez prey.

Or... so you thought. Turns out there has been a significant development in weight cutting and when you actually entered the ring, said twink was twice your height and giving you a smug look. And it was too late to back out now...

Moments later he has you pinned beneath him, telling you to lick him while he adjusts your head to let the cameras get a better view for the audience~
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>>82565674
Nice caption. Would you ever consider doing something with rainbow mika or ms fortune from skullgirls?
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Stay
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Yeah I'll take the Tomboy caption with extra Tomboy
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>>82578626
Tomboys are forbidden
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>>82565519
It's an old caption I found awhile back. Not enough caps about living inflatables like this one.
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>>82581017
Excuse me?
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>>82511737
Alphys was running some standard determination test on anon, but she quickly realized he was different from the other humans she met he constantly squirmed and sweat in her presence but chalked it up to social awkwardness. That was until she turned her back on him and heard the distinct sound of metal snapping and fabric tearing. She quickly turned her head to see anon's erection had torn completely through his pants exposing his enormous cock
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>>82576259
I don't really know anything about Skull Girls (not that I'm the most versed when it comes to Street Fighter either) but I could see myself doing something with Ms. F's Dullahan-like status. As in, playing with the fact that she can detach her head from her body.

As for R. Mika, yeah, her being a pro wrestler and whatnot definitely has a fun angle to it too.

So probably, yeah.
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>>82511773
You folks are nice enough to keep me in the pastebin, so here's something I whipped up this week. Definitely haven't written as much in recent years and have been focusing more on IRL stuff, but I still find captions a neat avenue for quick erotic ideas when inspiration hits.

For this one, two Chinese spies discuss the... “problem” of their traitorous plans being discovered. Focuses on [Nationplay] [Chinese superiority] [American inferiority (?)] [femdom (?)] [Asian fetish] [WMAF] Art is by 貞影(Sadakage)
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>>82586213
Lmao I love this, the voice mail is sending me! Awesome job, anon!
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>>82586213
I really like the way you use the blue and magenta flowers to identify which character was speaking. I can't say I've ever seen that in a cap before.
The voicemail from Uncle Sam made me chuckle a lot. The "Little Boy / Fat Man" part stuck out a little to me though as not making sense as a China-related joke while the rest fit. But overall, a very funny cap!
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>>82509023
Someone should help that poor reindeer. She's green. That can't be healthy.
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>>82514782
New update:

>Mother's Day Caption 1
This is mostly finished now. There's a few final typesetting steps that still aren't completed, and it'll need some passes for proofreading and polish.
I ended up making a bunch of last-minute changes to the script, which isn't exactly ideal, but I think it's in a good place now and I'm hoping you're all going to really like this one.

>Mother's Day Caption 2
Script is done. I threw an attempt at typesetting it which I hope will function, but I won't really know until I get a look at it with a less sleepy brain. If it works out, this one should be mostly done as well.

>Genderswap/Bodyswap/Lifeswap caption
First draft is about 50% written now. I'm fairly satisfied with how the first half turned out. I'm still not all the way sure how I want to end it yet, which isn't unusual for me. I often don't decide on endings until right before I get to them.
This is on track to be my longest caption to date. Just the first half is already ~1,700 words. I intend to pare that down some in editing though.

If I keep up a good pace, I could potentially squeeze in an extra cap before Mom day.
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>>82595313
Club sluts are good.
Yes those ladies count as club sluts despite not even getting in.
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>>82586213
I need more of this desu
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>>82511750
Requesting caption with this lovely dark bnnuy nun, maybe trying to convince anon to convert to her faith? or giving increasingly convincing reasons to make an entire family coven with her? Other ideas are welcomed
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Rise from your grave
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>>82601201
Necromancers are good at making that happen. Witches too, but sometimes by accident.
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Eh, more witch as a bump.
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>>82511773
Delivery of an old request I made but never got picked up, so I made it myself. It's a bit wordy.


TL;DR: You started living on your own, found out being alone sucks, but didn't want to deal with people so you adopted a pet dog. Pet dog was weird and did weird things like shit on the toilet, eat on the table, watch TV, and invade your room to watch you masturbate. Until one day she revealed herself to be a hellhound, and all the times she watched you beat it made her really horny so she kinda rapes you and you let her.
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>>82603179
Love a good witch wife prompt.
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>>82602073
True
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>>82511750
You return from work to catch your roommate in a skirt and panties "What the fuck is this gay shit, bro?" you ask "I don’t know man, kinda felt like wearing a skirt" he responds "Do you feel like wearing a cock in your ass too, faggot?" he shrugs at your words "I mean, I wouldn't be against it" you stare at each other in silence for a moment.

Next thing you know, you’re rearranging his guts, his arms and legs wrapped tightly around you, claws testing at your back and legs locking you down.
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>>82586213
I do believe that this anti-American political movement just seems to be throwing Chinese pussy at men who may have zero influence on the world... but it also seems that everyone involved is quite happy with that fact.
In other words, this is good and silly, exactly how interracial porn should be.

>>82604212
Surprised that there wasn't any mention of (You) jerking it to furry porn - or how awkward that'd be with a hound staring at your dick - but still cute. Pampering bitches is morally good and ethically correct, just like adopting from a shelter!
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>>82540683
same
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Awful lot of gay stuff this thread, but at least the ratio isn't too bad this time.
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>>82511750
your troublesome older cousin reveal that she knows you andyour twin brother have gay sex. she is chill and supportive and promises not to tell anyone as long as you let her watch.
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>>82616027
Still probably my favorite cap for the text layout. Near every time it gets posted, I glance at it like "why is there a random elf picture without a request or any text at all?" before looking closer.
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Hey does anyone know what happened to baseddoggo? He stopped making captions a few months ago and he has just been making art which are pretty neat but it’s a shame that he isn’t making captions anymore since they were platinum tier quality, so anyone know why he stopped making captions?
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Bump for going up, or going down.

>>82619038
Good question, sadly no idea. Don't even know where to really ask aside from the man himself, but maybe the caption discords have answers.
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>>82511737
Requesting some deliveries.
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>>82622426
On it, boss.
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>>82618826
>HumanFellForItAgainAward.jpg
I tell you, these roundear males get easier to trick every century.

Uh, I mean, glad you enjoyed the caption, fellow human!
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>>82604212
>The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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>>82511737
All attempts to send anon back to his home dimension have failed so Twilight has decided the least she can do is find him a proper mate to make his stay in an alternate universe more pleasant. Unfortunately Twilight seemed stuck she tried to show him images of the most beautiful mares in equestria to gauge his taste but he had no interest. One day while toiling away Twilight's friend Pinkie Pie decided to pay a visit, and not only did Anon seem immediately amused by her high energy personality Twilight noticed his eyes always swayed towards her posterior. In pony culture being skinny and sleek was seen as highly desirable and most stallions were turned off by Pinkie's oversized posterior but based on the massive tent in his pants not only did Anon find the pink pony attractive he found her very attractive. Twilight quickly came up with an excuse to leave the two alone sure that the second Pinkie notices a giant monkey cock barely contained by a layer of fabric her finding anon a mate problem will be solved.
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>>82599916
>>82511773
Delivered! If you were attempting to tempt me with a Viera-themed request, you will discover I have the predictability of a moth bonking its head into a porchlight.

I felt that the original image lacked contrast (in the literal sense that the dark colors were too close to each other, making it hard to see the expression on the Viera's face), so I initially wanted to do a pencil sketch effect to work around that, but it looked terrible. I then had the idea to do this kind of faded, printed engraving effect instead, which looked much nicer.
That idea necessitated a paper-styled background, which led me to this book idea. I first tried to do some kind of fancy 3D rendering to curve the image so it looked like it was on the page, but it ended up being so difficult to do I just edited the whole thing by hand. I think I caught all the really bad mistakes, but if you see something weird floating where it shouldn't be, you can clue me in.
Having settled on the book concept, I decided to try a "non-fiction" story. The handwriting font was chosen less for stylistic reasons, and more because it was way easier to believably curve across the page than a printed typeface. The struck through "one day" is a real error I elected to "fix" in this more flavorful way, rather than re-render the whole textbox.
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>>82640091
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Whoa, 10.
Gay rabbit bump.
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>>82642412
>but what exactly this "reverse bunny girl" could be referring to remains a mystery.
Heh.

So, is this religious hume-viera pairing canonical to your other Viera captions, or simply another exploration of the same idea?
Not OR, but I very much enjoy this take on the request - not using the specific girl but taking her habit as inspiration for a journal entry about religion - and am very happy to see more bunnies.
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>>82631675
>Here, I'll hold your hand...
adorable rapist
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>>82647443
>So, is this religious hume-viera pairing canonical to your other Viera captions, or simply another exploration of the same idea?
I think of it as a supplement with a little worldbuilding you can choose to apply or not apply to the other caps. Kinda like a splatbook in a pen-and-paper RPG like D&D.
In general, I think of my captions as being like bulk candy. If you want them to be separate, they can be separate, and if you want to jumble them together in a big bag you can do that too, and I approach writing them so they work either way.

If you're curious what the rapgenius.com-style "author's notes" are for this cap are though, they went like this:
>This caption is set in Jylland, as it mentions Targ Wood, which is a forest there. Jylland is a region of the world of Ivalice, and appears to be part of the "Africa" of Ivalice for Viera, as almost all Viera there are dark-skinned.
>(Other captions set in Jylland so far include: Viera Magic Lesson, Viera Bridesmaid, Viera Villager, and Viera Witch.)
>(Viera Sundapple Forest and Viera Waitress are set on Ivalice, but not in Jylland.)
>Female Ivalician Viera enter a three week-long "mating season" from the first to the second full moon of Autumn. (Months are twenty days long in Ivalice; this month is called "Ashleaf".)
>Jylland is a "hot spot" for people isekai'd from our world, and has been so for centuries. The reason the sexy nun outfit looks similar to a real nun's habit from our world is that it was introduced by an Earthling Hume at some time in the past, perhaps for mating-season roleplay with their Viera wife. The "reverse bunny girl" text the author of the book found was also written by an Earthling.
>The Sisters do secretly exist, but it's kind of a Satanism situation where only some are serious believers, and the rest are just there to get laid.
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>>82648825
Cuckquean caps are rather rare, especially ones with the quean's PoV.

>>82649892
Worldbuilding for porn is always neat, and the pick-n-mix lore approach is smart. Also helps cap readability when there's not confusing connections to things - even if those can be rewarding for long-time readers.
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First, a little context dump for a new three-parter.
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>>82654008
>>82511773
Oof, part two's actually a three-parter and then there's a story for part three... Let's skip straight to the newest stuff instead...
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>>82654036
>>82511773
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>>82654044
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Bump before I fall unconscious.
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>>82654036
>>82654044
>>82654104
Good shit. Last one feels a bit odd, but good nonetheless.
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>>82655927
Thankya kindly! I was trying to do a "Here's the outcome of Cadance convincing Twilight after being Convinced by Shining," but I wrote them with enough time in between that I'm worried I might've made the connective tissue too soft...
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>>82642412
holy shit this anon keeps knocking caps out of the park!
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>>82655809
I know we're supposed to be here for big tiddy deathclaw gf but that nightstalker is really fucking cute. I bet he's a good boy.

>>82654104
>>82654044
>>82654036
Damn. I normally hate cuck stuff but this is hot.

P4 where anon ensures the continuation of Shining's family line by drilling him into his wife when?
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>>82662455
The key to cuckstuff in my mind is to make it as wholesome and blatantly obviously consensual.
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>>82655953
I was always hoping the shining cuck saga would be continued
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>>82663020
Yeah, that's probably the trick. I myself have a real soft spot for very 'degenerate' stuff done in a gentle/lovey-dovey way so the way Cadence especially is written is really clicking. The way Shining kinda puts himself down in the last park tweeks me a little (you might guess why I don't like this stuff normally) but I really love Cadence turning his kink 'against' him and getting the rough lovey dovey hubby sex she wants.
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>>82664012
No series is ever truly finished...

>>82664049
No worries! Shiny's just a turbocuck with a weird degradation fetish. He comes through in the end with a little convincing.

>>82662455
If there's good art for it, I'll definitely write it. Otherwise, I might play around with some gender-bender magic-spell type stuff so Shiny can finally confess his feelings.
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>>82664256
Unfortunately literally the only pic I know of with Shining and Cadence in that position involves medium Spike, and it's not easily editable. Oh well. I guess a man can dream.
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>>82664766
I mean, if there's a decent image of Shining on top of Cadance and it's from behind...? Room for interpretation and whatnot... I'll go looking at some point.
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>>82662455
>Damn. I normally hate cuck stuff but this is hot.
Sounds like you're into cuckoldry lmao.
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>>82511737
It seems like every other week Amy is on her Sonic bullshit, and frankly you're sick of having to hear your friend cry about a guy who's clearly not interested. With all other options of convincing her to move on exhausted you bring her up to your room, pull down your pants, and pull out your tool that'll hopefully force that fast fuck out of her head permanently.
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>>82511750
When you bought an all expense trip to a tropical resort for cheap, you didnt realize it was a Pokémon focus resort. Meaning the activities, food and people in the hotel were about 99% Pokémon. Though they did cater to you as they thought you were a Pokémon. One of you childhood friends became an actor and used your name as his stage name. So here you are enjoying the pool whenever the water Pokémon weren't using it as they had a tendency to splash none water Pokémon for fun. As you got some sun, trying to ignore how little Pokémon swimsuit covered, you noticed an infernape checking you out as she got out of the pool. She comes over intrigued why a human is at the resort she owns, as it was meant to be a Pokémon focused resort to get away from humans. Though how she and others are looking at you, she doesnt mind you being here. She offers you to come to her penthouse to "discuss" human and Pokémon relations.
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>>82654036
>>82654044
With all this buildup and zero (You) in the scene, I almost imagine that Twilight only agreed to roleplay and lesbian sex, while cucking Shining out of the promised pony-conquering human dick show...
Also nice, had been thinking of the cuckhorse cap series recently. Do hope that suitable art of Shining pops up for >>82664256, with or without gender bending.
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>>82673799
There's plenty of art of my favourite M6 girls that I want to roll into the series since Shiny promised to introduce us to Twilight's smoking hot friends (and her being in on the action also gives us more credence to approach and try to woo her girlfriends), so there'll be plenty of real sex with a human too. :)

As for the AnonxShining Armor stuff, I'll go looking eventually. I know I've got a smattering of artwork that would be appropriate, but I'll need to double check and not just cap the meme-worthy stuff.
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I've been feeling really inspired today. I've written what I currently believe to be three good caption scripts in the past 24 hours. It's very exciting, but also exhausting too. (A good kind of exhausting.)
Tomorrow, I think I'm going to give writing a break and focus on just typesetting.
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>>82511750
After his dad passed, anon became the man of the house and his word was law. So, what does he do when he is young, dumb, and full of cum? Turn the place into a nude, free use house for him alone. Mom, older and younger sis obey and make sure he is drained by lights out.



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