I don't mean I want to fuck someone in their rear, I mean I want to fuck an actual cake. I want to bore a hole into through the frosting and the cake with my gock, feeling it squish and surround it, and to fill it with some cream of my own. only issue is; I don't really know how to do it safely or effectively while also conserving the integrity of the food itself. I know it's kinda gross, but I figured asking here would be best.I know fucking it raw could definitely cause some.. less than desirable effects. I feel like I'd get some form of infection if I did it without a condom, so I'd probably end up doing it with one, but I'm scared it could mess with the taste if I ended up eating the rest when I was done. If anyone here has any advice, I would greatly appreciate it!
Enjoy ur yeast infection
>>82545346I wanna avoid that! I just dunno how ;~;
>>82544769That's dumb but I'll humor ya for a second.I doubt you'd get an infection that easily. So long as you head to the bathroom right after to clean up and take a piss (thus flushing out everything that might've gotten inside).I imagine a thick fondant layer might preserve the integrity relatively well.I also doubt it'd feel very good. But thick cake layers (need a good middle ground between dense and squishy I imagine, maybe it'd help to mix in gelatin into the dough?) with a layer of cream in-between to penetrate seems like a practicable choice. For a first test, get one of those premade cream roll cakes from the supermarket, wrap it tightly in layers and layers of cling foil and aluminum foil and try it out.Maybe this would already satisfy the craving, I dunno.
>>82544769Would it not be enough to simplify bore a hole through and jerk off until you reach the edge and then stuff your gock in?
>>82544769First, you probably want a store bought, cheap cake mix. Real cake requires yeast, you don't want that.Next, you're gonna want some fondant. Fondant is like frosting that holds a shape and can bear loads. Literally in this case. I know craft stores like hobby lobby often have it. Look up a tutorial on how to add fondant to a cake. The reason you want fondant, is this gives the cake a sort of an exoskeleton to maintain its shape, as you press into and pulverize some of the innards. If you're on the smaller side this may not be necessary, but if you're boring a 7 inch hole into a cake, repeatedly, it will most assuredly collapse without structural reinforcement. Make sure you wash your dick good after. Consider a bath or cock soak to get sugar out of your urethra. If you're a real badass, you'd insert some sort of sounding plug first to keep sugar out, but sounding ain't for everyone. If you ARE gonna use a sounding plug, you could actually make a real cake with yeast, would probably feel way better, since it would be more gooey/spongey than dry/spongey. But then you can't impregnate the cake. Make sure to fuck it while it's still warm. With fondant you're gonna have a bit of a narrow window where the cake is still warm enough to feel good, but cool enough for the fondant to stick and maintain shape.
>>82544769You better get some before/after pics!
>>82545663my current desire/wish is a cake similar to the types in picrel (except maybe no strawberries on #2), but I feel like they might be harder to keep structurally secure as I hold it. but then again, depending on the size, if I hold it gently enough it might keep it's shape.I like loose-feeling things, so I think something that isn't too dense would be the better option. I also feel like those cream roll cakes might not be a good idea, honestly. and I don't really wanna put them in any clingfilm or similar, just raw cakeage.>>82545706the thing is, anon, I don't really find fondant to be attractive ;~; (..god I sound like the tilefucker from /v/ all those years ago..)it's all hard and stuff, which I get is what will help me to be able to stuff all 4-5 inches in easily, but it's still quite a lot.. as for the cleaning thing? well, there's a high chance I'll go in with a condom, as I'm very scared of getting anything inside my genitalia. you are correct, though, I really dislike the idea of sounding, that's scary.and, honestly, there's a majority percent that the cake I'd buy and use would be a store-bought one, so.. temperature probably wouldn't be there, honestly. but I really do appreciate the advice, you two! and thank you for humouring me!>>82545868sadly no pictures, scared of that. cute art though! :o
>>82545668..also, to answer this? not really, no. I wanna have sex with a cake, not to jerk off and then ejaculate inside of it. I want cake sex, not cake cum receptacles ;w;
>>82545975I understand! I hope you have some good cake sex anon and I want you to know i wish i could get sloppy seconds with your cake.
>>82546000oh god that gif, that's really attractive ;w;I hope I can have some good cake sex too, honestly. and do you mean sloppy seconds as in eating or fucking? either way though, uh.. thanks..? .w.
>>82546037I guess both? Adding my cream to your cream and sharing it with you if you want. What flavor cake are you eyeing?
>>82544769Use a condom, otherwise you're gonna get salmonella. If you need any more tips about fucking food, ask on /fit/(I'm not joking about that, those guys are more degenerate than you might think),
>>82546116If you have salmonella or still active yeast in your cake, it's not done! Both should be dead once it's at a proper internal temperature of 80 Celsius.
>>82546061honestly? chocolate or vanilla, very bland and basic but also very tasty as a whole c:>>82546116wait but isn't that to do with eggs and yeast? surely store-bought stuff wouldn't give me salmonella, right? it has to be safe to eat! o-oI mean I'd use a condom anyway, but still!I live in the UK if it helps at all .w.
>>82546480Chocolate mixes much better with the savoriness of semen in my experience! Aw that's too far away...
>>82546544I wouldn't do anything lewd with a random anon from 4chan anyway. the only reason I'm debating doing anything lewd IRL like this though is because my queerplatonic might be grabbing me a cake eventually c:
>>82546587Aww that's adorable! You should totally fuck that cake with your friend~
>>82546598ehhhh, it's not their kink, it's mine, they just like watching me have my fun and wanna help out wherever possible c:
>>82546701Letting them watch is still super hot! Oh, what kind of help do they provide~?
>>82546734mostly just helping me obtain condoms easily (too scared to buy em by myself, anxiety issues) as well as helping me with obtaining sex toys n' stuff, but the thread ain't about that, it's about helping me have sex with confectionaries.also thank you for the art btw! it's all really nice ;w;
>>82544769fuck I wish I could eat gockfilled foods I imagine the more realist way to do this considering the small size of the tranny load and gock would be a small soft like pastry that could be used by her like a Tenga Egg, like a dorayaki or mochi, something small round-ish with a bit of empty space inside for her cream to be, I wish this could be done, like a street lemonade vendor but with tranny love nectar
>>82546793that all depends on the girl! some are more hung, some are a lot less. but that all does sound quite nice ~w~..also lets not use the word tranny here please! o.o
>>82546789Are there any other treats you want to fuck? Pie? Candy? Fudge?
>>82546842nothing savoury, only sweet! mostly just cake-y foods, honestly! stuff that's soft and squishy. maybe some kinda vegan jelly? I think a safe-to-sex dough would be nice, too. if I wasn't terrified of buttstuff I'd love to have some sort of popsicles up there, but that's a pipe dream and probably won't ever happen o.obut mostly just stuff that'd be nice and squishy to stick my stuff into. if there was a food I could fuck raw and be safe with I'd probably go with that. my main thing is I mostly wanna go for vegetarian food, it feels morally wrong to stick my dick into a food made outta animals ;~;
>>82546945That explains why gelatin never crossed your mind. A big jar of honey could be interesting! The viscosity might provide enough friction to feel good.
>>82547010yea I don't like the idea of that, makes me uncomfortable ;w;as for honey? maybe, but.. it'd be expensive, hard to clean, and completely inedible. (got an intolerance towards it ;~;)
>>82547097What about just bags of icing? Warm them up and use them like a pair of tits lol.
>>82546835I know some dislike it but I think it has a cute sonority, it's ending sounds like a diminutive, like something cute and lovable, like a creature that you want to squish with a hug and smooch, I also like to call them pickle princesses because I find it cute too, like a flower with spice. Also "tranny" has some kind of tsundere weight considering some chuds are ashamed to admit their gock weakness, like a bully who secretly loves you and even if he has soft-bullied you he will appear to defend her secret love when real conflict with others appear, "I-it's not like I care about y-you o-ok???? I just hate those guys, t-that's all" I wish this word will have different connotation in the future because I think it has it's spice. For BIG girls with Big tools I like to think they could use it as a some kind of drink mixer, when all the juices and alcohol are in the cup then she uses her big gock to stir everything, of course she needs to wear a cute sexy bartender outfit!
>>82547167maybe not, but stuffing my junk into some frosting would be nice :o
>>82545934MmmYou don't actually have to penetrate the fondant, is the thing. You could probably use fondant as a sort of brace and shell for part or most of the cake, but leave an exposed surface to penetrate. May even enhance the mood a bit, if the cake actually has a proper naughty spot. I really do reccomend getting the cake warm in some way though, even if you do store-bought. Cold is almost never good to fuck, you want warm, and one of the more interesting things about something like a cake, is that deeper structures are actually going to be warmer, as you punch into pockets of unradiated heat. A lot of store bought cakes are gonna melt in some way if you try and rebake or microwave them, but there's probably a way. Home baked is the best solution I can think of, especially since you can intentionally get the cake a little underdone and have a more doughey, gooey inside. But, getting layers right takes a lot of skill, lord knows I've tried. I'd say you could try a sex toy warmer, but that would also pop your cake's cherry, so that may not be preferable. >>82546945Dough in general is probably a good idea for this. If there's no sugar or yeast you'll basically be 100% safe from any ill effects of raw dogging it. And, technically, fucking it IS kneading it, so it's even a productive part of making whatever it is you make afterwards.You might be able to experiment with artificial sweeteners and flavors for popsicles, or other insertables. Sugar is the big issue there, you really don't want sugar inside you. I know broadly anything you intake analysis is entering your bloodstream without the usual filtering process your digestive tract runs everything through, so any artificial sweeteners with any adverse effects will come through a bit stronger, but I don't actually know if they do. Something to research, maybe. Either way, not-sugar would be easier to douche out than sugar afterwards. Be double cautious of yeast getting inside you, just in case.
>>82547097I don't think you would have an infection by fucking most of foods, just be sure to clean yourself afterwards, go fro something soft and squishy with a premade hole in it, Tenga eggs are very good for small penises (like a small space with lot's of texture in it , very pleasurable for the glans and you can cum even if you are barely erect so I imagine something similar but edible will be the way to go, don't forget to feed your boyfriend with it!
>>82547211You could just fuck some bread dough! It's just water and flour, couldn't be safer.
>>82546945IircA lot of vegan gelatin/gummy products use tapioca flour & starch. I have no idea how to do this, but that might be available information.Oh, as an aside. For vegan baking, you can substitute flax seed meal for eggs. I forget the ratio, but it's probably readily accessible information. I experimented with that back in the day, and remember doing it. Could help get that squishy-springy texture in something like a cake if you're omitting eggs. You can also substitute applesauce for butter, as long as the butter is being mixed into whatever it is, you can't like lubricate a pan with it. I think that's just 1:1, too.
>>82547269maybe maybe for the whole fondant thing! but I really do just want a cake that's all frosting all the way around ;w;as for the heat? I get that, but I much prefer lukewarm, and it seems like it'd be kinky to be the only source of heat this cake would get ~w~as for the dough thing? I would love to be able to just have sex with some dough, but I'm still scared it'd cause some ill effects if the flour is still raw, as that can contain salmonella, but yeah, don't want sugar in my ween, it'd be really uncomfortable and scary ;~;and for the popsicles? it's a scary idea for me either way, probably never gonna do it. I don't even want sex toys up there, let alone food!! o-o>>82547353I think I'd just like to fuck one of those storebought, small birthday cakes that serve like 4 people, y'know? that seems like it'd be the perfect sex object. as for my queerplatonic? well.. if they really wanted to eat the post-fucking cake they could, but I doubt they'd wanna try it o.o>>82547357I could! but as said previously, the flour could cause issues and salmonella if not done well ;~;>>82547371OOOOOOOO! that sounds VERY useful! thank you!! I don't mind eggs and milk (and by extension butter), but anything that came from the body of an animal like gelatin or their bodies as a whole would be a no. gotta be vegetarian with my food fucking! ;w;(sorry for the delay in responses btw I was jerking off to the idea of fucking one of the donuts in the kitchen atm)
>>82547540>I'm still scared it'd cause some ill effects if the flour is still raw, as that can contain salmonella,I mean that's understandable, but I don't think it's actually a big risk. The thing with sugar and yeast is specifically the interactions that trace amounts have with dark, low oxygen environments. Your urethra is full of bacteria and other micro organisms, same as everywhere else, and is fine.I mean I eat raw dough while baking all the time and haven't ever gotten sick. If there is any, it's such a low amount that your body handles it just fine. Just make sure you wash afterwards, but that's common sense.
>>82547540What about a melon of some kind? Most food sex videos involve a cantaloupe or watermelon.
>>82547540>and for the popsicles?As someone who sensory doms sometimes. Play with ice there some time. It's a bit awkward doing it by yourself, but ice in general is a really underrated sex toy in general. Small amounts are perfect sex toys 'cuz they're self lubricated, and melt so you don't have to deal with expulsion. Let it sit out at room temp for like 5 minutes first though. Ice can have a deceptively rugged and crystalline surface, but that will melt faster and smooth out naturally. If you have one, try making an ice cap for a hitachi. The cold, vibrating surface is fukkin BRUTAL in the best way possible
>>82547781I've heard papaya is good. You cut the top, which opens the naturally kinda vagina shaped interior canal-into-cavity. The seeds are sorta like pomegranate seeds, being squishy bubbles, so add interesting texture.
Bit of an asideBut if you're a bit of a masochist, look up figging.Basically, you peel a nice, plug shaped section of ginger, and stick it in. Ginger contains an enzyme that mildly irritates membranes, and makes you want to clench. Clenching it squeezes the ginger, which releases more enzyme, making it worse. It's not really as strong as pain, more like a mild discomfort and itch. Creates a sort of predicament bondage situation where resisting the sensation makes it worse. Good for masochistic conditioning in general, but can be fun on its own. Works both vaginally and anally.
>>82547776I still don't think it'd be safe, sadly. maybe throw on a condom or just.. bake the flour first? I dunno honestly.>>82547781>>82547924hm.. I dunno, fruits are nice, but I feel like they'd be a bit hard .w.>>82547998that.. doesn't sound comfortable. I got a really low pain tolerance and I really don't wanna deal with that ;~;
>>82548545>but I feel like they'd be a bit hard .w.For papaya, it being hard doesn't factor in.If you cut the top maybe inch or two close to the stem off, there's a hole that leads into the main seed cavity. It's a fleshy tube with a receptacle at the end. It's probably the most fuckable fruit just because of the way its insides are shaped. You don't cut a hole, the hole is already there, you just take the top off.The flesh itself is like a more squishy cantaloupe, and that's pretty much just going to be relevant for the canal.
>>82544769- Use a condom unless you have something to wash the inside of your dick (and know how to do it).- The cake will crumble really fast, and if it's cold it won't feel good on your dick. If I were you I'd fuck something a bit firmer, like a watermelon or another large fruit.- Don't try to eat the cake after you fuck it. Not only it will taste weird from your cum or the latex and lube of the condom, but it may upset your stomach.- Don't forget to record everything and share it here.
Based cakefucker
>>82551738Dunno how to wash the inside of my dick, so condoms it is!And I get you want me to fuck something else, but I wanna have sex with a cake! ;×;I'd probably de-lube the condom if I used that, though. I think it'd be safer o.oAnd uh, no recording. Only the queerplatonic will see it ;w;
I have nothing to add to this thread but I wanna say that OP is cute and hope everything goes well for her in her quest of love-making to a cake
>>82556275Why thank you, anon!! I hope it goes well too ;w;I just wanna feel it squelch and squish around my dick, warming it up with my own body heat, it'd be so hot ;×;
>>82544769Condom and make sure clean shaven and freshly bathed?
>>82545363condom
>>82556722Oh uh.. I don't shave down there. In fact, I only shave my face and my limbs .w.It's kinda gross, but I like my body hair :3But don't worry you two! A condom WILL be used!
I clicked out of morbid curiosity, and got exactly what I expected. What's up with you all wanting to fuck foods? Pumpkins, melons, cake, or whatever the fuck. Pretty sure I've seen a T-Girl fuck a cold lasagna in some discord server. Is it like a thing? Why?
>>82559693in all honesty, anon?pumpkinfucking is a stereotype, but some of us just got food kinks! and the ones that do you hear more about o.o
>>82559693Food sex is a real kink. There is an anon that talks about fucking his burgers and then eating them.
>>82559693The pumpkin thing is a specific meme.Beyond that, trans women are just pretty consistently more kinky than average. No idea why, I know at least a shred of it is prog is a beautiful, wonderful drug.
>>82556763Cute fuzzy tranner
>>82556162If no recordingHow about just an image of the no-longer virgin cake?
>>82559693The pumpkin thing is a meme that started from a video from 10 or so years ago. Now it's a thing associated with halloween
>>82562231Yay!! Thank you anon!! :3>>82562274Maybe! But it wouldn't be on this thread. It'd be a long ways away. But if you're patient, you might see a cake with a hole in it c:
>>82544769>Any advice?Don't fuck cakes.
God I wish that cake was me
>>82566405Bad advice because then the cakes aren't getting fucked
>>82566405..but I wanna fuck cakes :ceveryone else has good ideas on how I can fuck cakes ;w;>>82571232yea exactly!!
>>82544769Seek help
>>82576238why else am I here? I'm seeking the help I require by asking people how to fuck cakes ;w;
>>82545346>yeast infection>from baked goods>>82545363Just take a piss afterwards. It's not like you're shoving a pencil up your urethra. Get hard when you wanna pee and it'll all be ready when your prostate stops being hard.
>>82579262hate to admit it, I don't get whatcha mean, anon.
>>82579549I'm saying you're not likely get an infection from putting your dick inside a cake. There's just not enough pressure involved for it to get any cream inside your peehole. Additionally since the goal is to cum in the end. A condom is an extra to keep a peace of mind.
>>82581639what's with all the people flocking to my thread to tell me this now? o.o
>>82544769Seek medical attention
>>82583575I mean I'm trying to do that, but it's not gonna make me stop wanting to fuck a cake, anon.
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>>82544769Mankind should be eradicate
>>82544769ugly crispy roach ass fucking moon cricket spook porch monkey ass nigga
Cake sex and foodplay is hot, I just wish this thread didn't have so much extra baggage.
>>82587779This, fuck u op
>>82589237wdym by "extra baggage?" slightly confused about that o.o
>>82592124Modern identity stuff, if you catch my drift. And no, it's not the veganism.Although it is funny seeing somebody's dietary choices getting in the way of their esoteric fetish. That's a first for me
>>82592617ah, just the fact I'm a trans girl and that I'm talking about my everyday life is making things awkward? which, bweh I guess, but as long as y'ain't transphobic I can be okay with it.and I mean, I'm not a vegetarian, I do still eat meat, I just dislike the idea of fucking something made of the body of an animal, y'know? hence why gelatine is a huge no. eggs and milk are fine because those can be safely obtained without hurting an animal ;w;
>>82592846Call me old-fashioned, but I like anons to be anonymous on my anonymous imageboard.>I just dislike the idea of fucking something made of the body of an animal, y'know?Isn't that essentially what a vagina is? It also puts the amusing image of a guy super into rubber sex toys because he imagines he's fucking dinosaurs.
>>82592938oooooh, the trips be the issue. honestly that's just a me thing. sorry, anon!>Isn't that essentially what a vagina is?a vagina ain't dead, anon. I don't wanna fuck an animal product made of the body of an animal bc it's basically necrophilia/zoophilia together, which is not a fun thought.
