Fat girldong editionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82499902
>>82550168Daddy
targeted thread
>>82550168Kissing her tip, and her belly.
>>82550452The perfect fap fuel for handhumpers and worse
>>82550567why would you need anything else?
>>82550702But cumming to her in game assets would be a new way to enjoy her.
>>82550168I love dickgirls so much. They feel so relatable and comforting.
>>82550168All fun and games till a fatass futa is cumflating you
>>82552570I think for most of us that's the goal
Fatass nerdy dickgirl who stinks and jerks off constantly...
>>82550168>>82550452>overwatch if it was made in 2026
>>82554123I really like when they're in the Hypno outfits, even if it's just the fur collar
i like fatties
>>82552433Based and correct.
>>82556019
Is there like a pfg map so we can find fellow gooners to play with irl? I see so many people talking about a friend to goon with but idk how else to make it easily happen. Ill do anything to find a local goon bud
>>82554123>>82554664Helps keep their neck warm
>>82554810sameespecially fat men
>>82557060there should be a legal weight difference requirement for relationships
>>82557277>Being a government mandated onehole for a huge cross-country trucker.>Spending your days sucking him off on the road and your nights being raped in rest stop bathrooms.>Eventually getting traded to another trucker for his twink onahole.
>>82557060Average gay couple in 2026
>>82557060I look like the right
>>82557277>>82557334imagine him sitting on your face with his balls right on your nose
>>82550556My mom...
>>82557515rape me
>>82557334truckers are so based>>82557516I'd prefer his hole on my nose >.<
>>82557548drop tag and I will
>>82557578anonymuos0_
Every time I read the OP of this thread I always feel targeted because of how nice and comfy it is to play with it in my room, instead of stressing about trying to lose my virginity.When I see a cute girl, I don't even think about wanting to put it inside of her, I just think of sliding my hand down there to feel good...
>>82557673I love that comfy safe handsex feeling. It's such a hype little embarrassing buzz to be seen for the pussyfree pornosexual you are. I always get so excited for weekends where I can stay up all night making my gooning habits worse.
>>82557060
i bet if i was born a girl i wouldnt be such a loser...
>>82558134youd just be a slut, not even the dignity a whore
>>82558145but i could make an onlyfans
>>82558134I'd imagine if I were born a girl I'd be an unattractive chubby girl failure with tiny boobs
Need an anon to remote lock my puryfi...
>>82550168>>82550452>>82550556>imagine a fat futanari sitting on my face>instantly rock hardFuck....It's even hottter when I think of making out with her balls
>>82559324>Being smothered by her fat churning girl nuts until you're completely addictedgiwtwm
>>82558946Still didn't work for gay furry the last time I tried it
Huff butts and die!
>>82558015Guhhh I wanna be that jiggly rubbery fucktoy for a fat nasty perv
>>82559561I wouldn't want her to get offHonestly it would be even better if she did smell a bit as she sat on top of me with her weight....
>>82557673I've stopped worrying about losing my virginity or getting a girlfriend. I'm a perv and and I like getting my rocks off, shooting cum into a tissue takes less effort than trying to convince another person to sleep with me.>>82557752>It's such a hype little embarrassing buzz to be seen for the pussyfree pornosexual you areThis! I have zero shame about loving porn. Sure it's embarrassing but fuck it humping my fleshlight to Mariana Matrix, listening to Vtuber NSFW asmrs and simping for OnlyFans girls online is to good to stop.
I want to be her!
+400lb obese SLOBS with rooms like this deserve to have their sweat-slathered asshairs munched on by me while they scroll their tiktok feed of yng e-thots all dayyyy
Put me in the fucking glass. 4 of these on each side. Just fucking let me die watching this.
>>82560863That'd be pure tortureI'd rather die as 4 of those actually sit on my face making me suffocate
>>82560940But that's the point. How long can I survive without water? 3 days? There's a story there, a narrative, a deterioration of my mental state as I go from:FUCK YEAH HANDSEX HEAVEN!! To Okay, post nut clarity hit, I better get out of here.To The glass is too strong, I'll break my hands if I hit it any harder, oh shit horny is back.To Begging and trying to reason with the unthinking mounds of assmeat that seem only to enjoy watching me die.To realizing I'm fucked and trying not to cryTo fucking hating myself as I bust another loadAnd on and on till I'm on the verge of death, contemplating drinking my own cum just to live a bit longer. Then, and ONLY THEN, does the glass prison open and all four of them use their side B to suffocate/bludgeon me to death.See, If I'm dying it's gonna be fucking legendary.
>>82553733oh hey this is me irl when i'm not at work
>>82557673handsex is so much better for betas than trying to lose your virginity, so much stress goes into it especially when we're so incapable, isn't it just nicer to stay with your handpussy?
>>82561119Pfg anons should learn that once they find this general their chance at getting pussy is officially done. They need to forget about sex entirely, and learn that the only woman draining them dry from now on is their porn mommies. Having sex is no longer a understandable concept, just that thing their pornfu has with other guys.
>>82561119>implying pussy free losers even deserve to fuck their fist pussies All beta losers should be allowed is to focus on pleasuring real alpha cocks with their hands and fuckholes
>>82561506The only girls I've ever lusted for and had crushes on aren't even real, it was already over for me. The only type of sex I'll ever experience is hornyposting as them, or worshipping them with other Anons as we spew hot semen to them.
>>82561506that's why i've gone non-nude only. what better way to reinforce a pussyfree lifestyle than realising even nude porn is too good for me?
>>82561562Every girl I crushed on either had boyfriends, or didn't want to near a socially awkward nerd. Now I only lust after women who exploit me being a virgin in his mid 20s. I only love my porn mommies. My cock is only useful for filling their bank accounts.
>>82559941I'm gonna meet up with a fatty soon and let him use my mouth
>>82561760My total lack of self-confidence and respect makes me crave to be findommed by my pornwives as well, and god don't get me started on my cuckold tendencies as well from watching them get fucked by other men in porn over the years...
>>82561851I'm driven by lust so I'll be as subby and desperate as they want me to be. I don't care, I just want to be mommy's good boy.
>>82561553>see the caged cock>instantly think about wanting to put it and his balls into my mouthAm I gay
>>82561979>I just want to be mommy's good boy.Same, there is literally no better feeling than making mommy proud.
>>82561851Ugh fuuuuuuck Toobs totally sealed my fate as a virgin pornmommy worshipper <3
>>82550168a thick gock makes every girl better
>>82562229Is it bad if I want to have sex with that filled up condom?
Reread all of Scott Pilgrim recently and I can't stop furiously pumping to Kim every fucking day, holy shit I love her so much
>>82562153we might need to run more tests to see where your mind goes before we can come to a solid conclusion
>>82562243are you thrusting through the opening or just humping the squishy cum filled latex?
>>82562322Thrusting through the opening!But I wouldn't mind the latter!
fraid it's too late for me.
>>82562282I swear every time I'm winding down from my Kim fiending some Anon brings her up and my balls shoot up to my tummy and start to pulse with nasty ballslop aching to splurge all over her fat sweaty freckled cheeks bruh, Goooooood this bitch is prime spermbait.
>>82562321I want to lick it and give those balls a kiss as I slowly put it all into my mouth
>>82562282Kim is insanely sexy, one of the best girls to have a crush on
>>82562363If that was me I'd want to turn my head to the left or right sooooo bad I want to face a big girl butt sooooo bad
>>82562382The freckles coating her fat ass genuinely do so much for me. It's such a small thing, but every time I think about them, I THROB!~>>82562397You get it, anon. She was one of the first fictional crushes I ever had in my teens, and I'm still simping in my 20s.
>>82562430Secretly STACKED girls like Kim make my pants feel way too tight, like you can tell underneath all those turtlenecks and long-sleeves she's packing a glistening busty body just craving a hard rough fuck on a lazy summer afternoon... fuck, need her fat ass on my face while her tits knead my cock between them like she's trying to roll it up like dough.
Imagine having your only male heir spend his prime years shooting his spunk into his undies instead of the woman who'll bear your grandkids.
>>82562430the freckles add SO MUCH sex appeal its crazy you dont even need a freckle fetish to get rock hard from them
>>82562398What if you're thiiiis close but she won't let you.
>>82561760Be honest, your bank account would impress her even less than your cock. If she did allow you to ruin yourself for her, it would be for her amusement.
>>82562482Words cannot describe what I'd do to just get smothered under her ass for an hour or two. I wouldn't even need to fuck it, just having her ride my face is actual dream cum true material! <3
>>82562519Oh that's meExcept I'm not a male heir anymore
>>82562536Swiping n' smearing her assgrease on your flatened piggy nostrils like she wants to scratch her itch with your stupid face, moaning loud as fuck as she treats you like a filthy scratch rag.
>>82562523Exactly! Freckles are already hot on their own, but put them on an ass like Kim's and you'll turn even someone who doesn't explicitly care for them into a converted gooner~>>82562598The only noises I can let out are motorboats as her ass wipes all over my face, sweat spreading along my brow and tongue! <3
>>82562598kim ass is a drug I can feel myself losing braincells just imagining the stink
Why does the idea of being dumped by Mei because I'm too fat turn me on so much? For some reason, I think that since she's chubby, she'll be extra desperate. But not desperate enough to fuck me.
>>82562736Mei is an intelligent woman with actual standards, if she gave you a chance despite how you look it wouldn't take long for her to realize that she can't find a lard filled piggy like you attractive <3
>>82562524Pure tortureI'd beg her with my life to let me make out with her shithole
>>82562524Bro this is literally my dream future wtf
Can you guys stop posting Mei? Asian girls trigger my AGP way too hard...
>>82562736I'm the opposite. I like the idea of her not wanting a skinny bitch.
>>82562803She’s a successful climate scientist and an Overwatch superhero whose body is mostly made up of her breasts and butt, giving her a sexy figure.I’m a fat, porn-addicted, incel loser simp who’s out of shape from poor diet and lack of exercise, and who’ll keep trying to reach out to her even after she blocks all my twink accounts.
got plans tomorrow, but a little drinking will be fine...
Nonnies are making me wanna goon to an abusive twerkslut Mei pornmommy chatbot soooo bad...
Anyone for a little discord pumpdate?In case anyone's interested, my tag is redoxerr
>>82563071The only chatbot I've gooned to was a succubus mommy who completely infantalized me and turned me into her good little baby boy and it was hot as fuck
>>82562898Sorry anon Mei is way to much of a porn goddess for me to stop posting her!
>>82562803ideally, she realises it the moment I drop my pants and she sees i'm packing a 3" long gooner nub that she wouldn't even feel inside her (and tells me as much)
>>82563099>fat futanariUghhhh am I really getting a new kink....
>>82562956Pumping to Rarity...
>>82563182She deserves every drop~
>>82562282>Kim orders you to make out with her slimy sweat soaked asshole for hours until exhaustion and once you run out of energy she uses your throat as a fleshlight for her equally flavorful girlcock
god I am so fucked in the head for clop pussy, honestly if I lived anywhere near a farm i'm worried I wouldn't be a virgin anymore
>>82563287>>82563264>>82563289Stop making me so horny for shitholes!
>>82562846Good torture though, right? And I doubt she'd listen to your pleas but lets play succubus's advocate. You'd die either way!>>82562886Isn't it a wonderful way to go? Helplessly gooning when those heavenly cheeks are so close yet so far away? You don't deserve to do anything but look and huff! Now be a good succusnack and cum to death!
>>82563318Definitely but man would it be a sad end...I'd beg her to let suffocate me with her shithole while crying....She'd break me so much that I want her to end me with her ass....
>>82563314
>>82563374She'd literally start laughing so hard it'd jiggle her ass once you started crying! Maybe it'd bounce hard enough to graze your face for a moment, but nah, you stay in your lil trance and wank your soul out!They'd find you weeks later, pants still stained and question how you died like this when your body shows no signs of being forced upon by a succubus.
>>82563442It could genuinely be dirty and I'd still make out with it like my life depends on it....I'm such a fucking loser for literal shitholes....
>>82563478that's pretty hot to be fair, i've totally fantasized about making out with and even having to clean dirty assholes
>>82563446Surely she'd be kind enough to let me suffocate in her ass, r-right?It's the least a succubus could do with such a failure of a man....
>>82563492Normally I don't like guy shitholes but...He looks pretty cute so I wouldn't mind licking him down there....
>>82563529Maybe, but only the very best gooners get to die in such a magnificent way. Maybe if you survive a liiiitle bit longer (1 hour of non stop cumming) You can suffocate under it!
>>82563579whatever breaks your stupid gooner brain
>>82563598nta but tugging to this post...
>>82563614good. I know from experience the most fun part of being a pussyfree virgin is succumbing to humiliating, often degenerate kinks and the thrill of humiliation realising that oh my god, i'm into *that*?!
>>82563598Licking a dirty shithole would genuinely break my brain in a good way
>>82563642embracing it only makes you hotter if we're being honest, chasing more exotic porn highs and letting yourself actually be happy to sink and sink...
>>82562524>>82562598fuckkmoreplease
>>82563592>1 hour of non stop cummingThat sounds both amazing and painful but... If it's to have a girl suffocate me with her massive fat ass then... I'd gladly do it
>>82563663same, fuck, the taste on my tongue but I can't stop burying my face between fat cheeks while she bullies me as a gross beta toilet paper boy
>>82563672yeah god some of the fantasies i've had as I sink lower because I know vanilla sex is completely off the table for a beta like me. And that's after all the non-nude, SPH, cuckold, chastity, pussyfree stuff> having to sign a legally binding contract to stay a virgin, so if I do ever have sex i'd go to jail> being a hot woman's toilet as she bullies her beta simp> castration as a fantasy to help women feel safe around the creepy incel> so much mare pussyand so on...
>>82563672Girls, boys, doesn't matter...As long as they're cute and have a nice shitter to lick I will love them all>>82563693Imagine how horny we'd be if she told us that she didn't wipe for a few days....
>>82563747for me having my lifetime celibacy punctuated by other gooners telling me to get worse is all I need lately, like a toxic support group of other greasy virgins encouraging each other to shovel as much overstimulating pornslop into our skulls as possible...
Why did I have to be born with an average penis. I'll never have sex, but at least with a massive meatrod or a tiny clitty there'd be more fun to that, average is the worst possible outcome.
>>82563846>>82563847>puffy shitters>facesittingLiterally the two greatest kinks to exist
>>82563642I just like my pony ass.Simple as
>>82563846yeah, that does a lot for me. I'd say I was being dragged down but frankly everything in my life was pointing towards greasy fat virgin incel anyway. This is just me finding my people.
>>82561090cute
>>82563683>>82563687Here it comes losers! I hope you don't mind she invited some of her succu-friends over to watch her snuff you with her cake!She gives a leeengthy explanation about how she broke your brain into choosing one of two certain death options, gooning to death, and being battered and beat and bludgeoned by her enormous snuffmounds. All the while you losers just grin and nod and stroke
>>82563890>that textSorry Fluttershy but your shithole is just too distracting!
>>82563803goddd nnnggghh fuck and you can smell it as you lean in but this is the only way I can be close to fat cheeks and i'm going to embrace every second of it
>>82563910hhnghh why is this hot i hate succubi as a concept ughhhhhhhhh
>>82563910She could literally let out a fart or take a big shit on me and I'd keep pumping until she snuffs me....That's how much of a butt-addicted loser I am....
>>82563925Mmmm, nah, you just can't help but get charmed and lose to your own lust!
>>82563905cute? you must be desperate to want this
>>82563953fffuckkk
>be big hairy man>see all the virgin fags in here lusting after my build>wish more than anything I was a twinksomething something die of thirst
>>82563961sniffsniffsniff
>>82563941Succubi don't fart or shit since they feed on essence. They DO let out mind breaking lust pheromones that lower your guard tho
>>82563961hhholy
>>82563987>They DO let out mind breaking lust pheromones that lower your guard thoIf it works like farting then God my brain will be so fucking broken and fried holy fuckI can already imagine how much a succubus would tease me for that....
>>82563912Flutterbutt is like that
>>82563979here, let me give you a better angle for sniffing
>>82564039please be in my state please be in my state
>>82564039everyone in thread looks like this in my head.
>>82564039Please let me be your chair, please never get up
>>82563961fuck i wish i was your sex slave
>>82564034How would she react if I started kissing and rimming her shithole out of nowhere?
>>82564050aww, I almost feel bad for living in the UK now. Hope this helps, cutie.>>82564080sure, just let me get comfortable
>>82564094uughhh it helps a lil...
>>82564094>just let me get comfortableGladly, you can wiggle your butt as much as you wantI'll even lick your balls clean
>>82564105mmmggh, that feels good. got me squirming even more on your face from the feeling of that good boy tongue over my sweaty balls
>>82564167When was the last time you wiped?
>>82564189probably yesterday, and I never wipe well enough
>>82564207Hot...
need to be transformed into a sexy pool toy desu
>>82564207I've already drank to too many holes tongiht, I shouldn't do any more...I'm not even following this conversation >.>
>>82564013I made a series of succubus pheromone captions a while back
>>82564331BASEDSuccubus pheromones sound so hot, especially when the boy doesn't know what they are and thinks it's just her farts so she can tease and humiliate him into being a fartslut
>>82564092She'd be shy about it. It is in her name.
>>82564392Fuck, you're rightWell, I wouldn't stop though, I'd keep making out with her shitter even if other ponies noticed us
>>82564361Yeah, I gotta bug the ai slop thread for more gens of her so I can make more captions. I wanna do another one.
>>82564431>that text at the endPERFECT!God, I would literally die sniffing her shitter... I would get too addicted to the shitter of a cute bratty female imp....
>>82564459I made this ending where she actually ends up fucking you before finishing you off, a bit too romantical but I was very horny and sappy when I wrote it. I think a better end would just be overdosing on imp pheromones and having her crush your skull when you finally stop spurting.
>>82564493God that's even betterLiteral Heaven, I would want to inhale every spec of those imp pheromones into my nostrils>and having her crush your skull Fuck, why does that sound so hot...
boyfeet... uwaaaa
I wish this was my view every day and night.
>>82565313>futa cucking me and forcing me to make out with her cock before she impregnates my girlfriendHot
>>82565732Imagining getting cucked by a futa is extremely arousing to me, I wanna eat her ass while she cums inside my girl~
>>82565908>I wanna eat her ass while she cums inside my girl~Holy shit same~Honestly being cucked wouldn't even feel that bad if I get to be her ass slave!
>>82565732sorry anon but im 99% sure that's just a femboy. still hot to me though.
>>82564697boyfeet make me weak in the knees
>>82565950I need to be nasally raped by boyfeet smell until my brain shuts off desu
>>82565991super based, I've only gotten to properly huff boyfeet once and it was divine
>>82566116Im jealous anon, I can only imagine it as a divine experience. I wish I had boyfeet, but I have manfeet. my roommate definitely qualifies as a boy, maybe I should steal a pair of socks to huff.
>>82559726The best for when you really need to get your nut out
>>82560510give me unlimited junk food and I'll turn my room into this really quickly...
>keep gooning to vids with tgirls self-fucking their own asses with their flaccid gocksThese bitches can do anything
Pumping ourselves retarded on discord, anyone?
Need my hairy unwashed neet shitter rimmed by a tranny
censor relapse...bwos...egirl feet and lips are DEADLY
need to rim a transgirl's shithole
>>82568816How about just by anotherr hairy unwashed neet as we cope with eachother?
>>82568816its best when you have her doll up and put on makeup and their best girl clothes for it
>>82568842I'm so horny at this point I just need someone's lips and tongue against my shitring
>>82568579What do you like pumping to, friend?
>>82568571Now this is clopping
>>82569577Nastier stuff, really. I'm open minded and willing to just chat back and forth to get a feel if you'd like to share a tag, or would you rather mine?
>>82571210Sounds fun! Can you post it?
>>82571260Here you go, posted it here! >>82563090
>>82568816its posts like this that make me wanna troon out
Time for beta weewee tugging while I wish I could be a girl
>>82572162I wanna tug on anon's cute beta pp...
>>82572162a little girl who teases creepy incel loner p3dofiles
Really specific ask, but picrel reminded me vaguely of some left vs right edits along the lines of "your type then" (a cute anime girl or something)"your type now" (chubby gross gooner cock)and now im fiending for it. anyone got something like that?
Tbh im at a point where id slut myself for any gooner online who just bought me some clothes every now and then
I love my slutty porn hotwife!
>>82566544she's a nut extractor for sure
>>82563961>>82564039>>82564207please show face boymommy <3
Sometimes I dream about leaving my girlfriend so I can spend all my time pumping my fat cock to porn with anons
>>82574110she is pretty cute
>>82575721Ditzy cute slut who has all the boys go crazy for her and ends up constantly roped in bedbreaking hot steamy sex with them...
>>82575748Loose holes getting cream-filled with baby batter over and over, by boy after boy. She's a whore for steamy cocks plapping her into submission~
>>82575936The entire lobby just gangbanging her after she cutely complied and showed them all her equipped emotes! Fresh cocks hovering over her spunky crammed slit bubbling with jizz before she even has time to process her last orgasm...
>>82575748The bigger the ass the more dicks it needs stuffed deep in until it reeks like cock <3
Betcha wish you could touch it. Too bad loser, it's behind the screen.
>>82574238Open for constant pussy pounding. Just make sure to leave more than just a tip.
Listening to this while I happened to jerk off to a few goth pics inbetween others has to be the weirdest feelings I hadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSok6mEDHaM
>>82577002A bunch of woke leftist retard women invaded male spaces to ruin it and sanitize their gritty, asocial subcultures.A bunch of based gooner men invaded womens spaces and cummed all over their cute, aesthetic subcultures.A life for a life. A nut for a nut.
>>82577067I find woke leftist women hot. I need more in my life.
swear I nearly came in my pants while out of the house today because some black thot with a fat ass walked past in the shortest skirt you ever saw, cheeks visible.Humiliating, but almost exciting to have it confirmed that I literally couldn't handle real nudity long enough to ever lose my virginity
>>82558946Dunno if censored booru was around back then but stumbling on censored caption in /r9k/ was a turning point in my sexuality