Choose Your Sister Edition- Worship and goon to toons- Post edits, captions, art and other OC- No unnecessary drama or fighting, it'll fill up the thread- No AI, there are already many threads for that- Use the anchors, but ***DON'T SPAM REQUESTS***Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82522172/OP Image Sauce: flipz89
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>choose your sistermake me
>>82550471It truly is a hard choice
>>82550227Sad that the last thread died before I got back from work because there was good stuff happening, like the SU sex toy talk and that one anon being the biggest Kim Pine simp ever
>>82550227(reposting an anon's thread question)QOTT: What foreign /co/ media do you enjoy, anons?(picrel is Iris from the French show L'Épopée Temporelle/Epic Time Leap)
>>82550244Requesting Nichelle (Chewy: ESC from F5) riding on Flaco (Pie Jackers (a.k.a. Pizza Pilots)) dick in her reverse cowgirl position.
>>82551269Is Canada "foreign"? Because I love Total Drama
>>82550244Need to see Dog Jackie Lynn being lewd
>>82552334I guess you could say that if you're not from Canada, I am though kekThere are a lot of Canadian shows I grew up with that have pretty hot girls in them now that I think about it
>>82550227Always been a Luna fag. I love punk chicks
>>82552988Good pick, those types are up for sex *anywhere* considering how much cock they usually suck at dingy venues/showsShe also has a GF if you want to double your fun
>>82550244Requesting Padme squirting from getting her pussy slapped by Jar Jar big cock, Padme begging him to fuck her already
>>82550743SU reminds me I’m bisexual when most of the time I just go for guys, thank you Steven Universe for reminding me about pussy!
>>82553421There's a lot of good pussy in SU
>>82553554My favorite is Jasper and my second favorite is Lapis and I want them to fuck
>>82553680BASED
>>82550244Requesting art of bianca sol (from loki irl) with MASSIVE tits. With her having a shocked expression and saying "oh it's the EXTREME kind of fan service".
>>82554345SEX. NOW.
>>82550244Requesting shortstack Ruby Rider holding several cum filled condoms standing next to a guy with a huge cock
>>82555271The only thing better than clop is gay clop
>>82555407Especially when its Equestria Girls.
>>82555475What's your favorite EQG pairing, anon?
>>82550743>that one anon being the biggest Kim Pine simp everI'm so happy to have this title, even if it's mostly because I want Kim to give me sex induced panic attacks on a daily basis
>>82550244Requesting Elspeth from Gawayn with her full clothed being vaginal fucked by Sir Roderick like pose reference.https://files.catbox.moe/rvh9l0.png
>>82556237You probably cum harder when you're scared anyways
>>82556356Especially for Mommy Kim and her fat, freckled Canadian clapper.
>>82556392If she could hear all of your cringey goonspeak right now, she would think you were so lame kek
>>82556600She'd think I was lame way before that, from the moment I radiate kissless virgin energy right in front of her x_x
>>82550227>>82550471>>82550656Lincoln has the biggest ass out of all of them
>>82556610>kissless virginThe moment she unzips your pants and starts making out with your cock, you won't be either of those things anymore
>>82556712And all it took was me crying as soon as she looked in my direction, and then feeling like I was going to faint as soon as we got to the bedroom...
>>82556724You're gonna be kissing each other sooooooooo much in there! First she makes out with your cock, then you french kiss her pussy <3
>>82556623I doubt it, but he's still a good choice
>>82556775Nnnnngh!!! Oh my god, having her fat ass crushing my head and my tongue forced into her pussy while I'm struggling to breathe... Mommy Kim might literally kill me, fuck <3
>>82556797She could cut off air flow and kill a few brain cells with that thing
>>82556810>Start frantically kicking my legs and trying to cry for air underneath her fat cheeks>Kim only smirks and calls me cute before her pussy gushes on my face like she just poured a cup of Tim Horton's on me
>>82556791OK... Maybe 3rd largest ass
>>82550227So what exactly is the difference between /th/ and /dlc/?
>>82557797We dont limit ourselves to disney characters.
>>82550743We can still always chat about the sex toys again if you’d like anon!
>>82550244Requesting Princess Bubblegum smothered her face against Aunt Lolly’s boobs. Like the top right pic reference.
>>82558643
>>82556821If you're still there anon, I think a lot of our hot convos end early because of time zone differencesI don't have discord but by Root (free disc alternative) is BoredAnon if you want to get e-dominated over there
>>82557519Still hitting that regardless
>>82558233is this object tf?
>>82558233Nice>>82559423No, more fantasizing about what fan-made or official SU sex toys would be like
>>82558643>>82558650I wish wjs07 drew more /co/ girls
>>82561747
>>82555542NTA but Flutterdash is my personal OTP. I love romance between contrasting personalities. And the "childhood best friends-to-lovers" angle is really compelling to me
>>82563261i'd be down for blonde (thog) snu snu
>>82554345>>82554575I <3 Zee
If you guys like Equestria Girls, Wubcake has really hot audio porn and she's can do really good impressions of the characters. I've shot ropes to Adagio one https://kemono.cr/gumroad/user/2639281135102
>>82563298I'll take Ornik then.
>>82564636Isn't kemono dead?
>>82564700Oh fuck. Had no clue. Here they are on Internet Archive then https://archive.org/details/y-2mate.com-a-helping-hand-clop-sun-dash-equestria-girls-fanfiction-fyuun-ym-7-x-c
>>82550227I had a classmate in high school who's was huge TLH fan and was a Luanfag. He had pic related as his phone screen
Jackie
>>82566151Best girl
>>82566207yeh
>>82562891Yeah that's a good pick! I like Appledash and Pinkiedash too (especially because of that one Muffins comic), I guess RD really is the token gay horse kek>>82564636>>82564913Pretty good shit right here
>>82563309UNFFFF, I'm shocked there isn't already a line forming to fuck and scissor Zee in her currently defenseless position...
>>82565224Hot, he seems like the exact kind of guy for /TH/
>>82563389>>82563394Incredibly good filenames, need more art of chocolate and vanilla Velma together
>>82566827>I guess RD really is the token gay horse kekI remember seeing a list of all the intra-M6 ships ranked by how many Derpibooru tags they had. All the Dashie ships were in the top half. Idk what it is about her that makes her so shippable >especially because of that one Muffins comicWhat comic?
>>82568259The lesbian community really *did* hijack her...>What comic?This Pinkiedash comic by Leche, it's a classic to mehttps://e-hentai.org/s/4ddabfdb64/505518-48
>>82564694>64694▶>File: 0fe420d9561ab2b3c364064b0(...).jpg (509 KB, 2299x3481)>>>82563298>I'll take Ornik then.UGHH... SHE'S SO HOT WTFFFWhy do I always go back and forth with if I'm straight or bi?? It's always the girls built like this!
>>82568950>Why do I always go back and forth with if I'm straight or bi??Maybe stick your tongue deep in her pussy and let her leglock your head, then you'll figure it out!
>>82569210I need her to use a vibrator on my tiny pussy so bad... Fuck and I KNOW RD is the token gay but c'mon, let us have her... She's built for gay sex. Though then again... I also like Fluttershy x Discord sex...
>>82569270The Amazons should take turns eating you out, they could probably do it one-handed too, griping around your waist while lifting you up and sloppily tonguing your pussy
>>82568503>futableh, sorry I asked
>>82569836I LOVE SNU SNU DEATH BY SNU SNU I WANNA DIE IN THE ARMS OF BIG MUSCLE WOMEN!!!
>>82570283SameThey're the best musclebimbos ever
>>82568950>filenameSo what?>>82570373tru dat
>>82570578I have no idea why it formatted like thatANYWAYS... Jaspis anyone? This is implied. I want her to be hopelessly infatuated with Lapis who wants nothing to do with her but will be her fuckbuddy sometimes.
>>82570695>Japis anyone?Yes please!
>>82566827Fuck what a sexy clip. Crazy how sexy these girls are.
SEX WITH CONNIE AND HER MOM
>>82571439Agreed, both the FiM and EGQ vers. of the girls are pure sex
>>82571660True. Every single version of them is just so sexy. Been pumping to EQG so much recently and it feels way too good.
>>82571733You just *know* these girls are doing all kinds of freaky shit with each other
>>82571775When I was in a performing/visual arts school I had a group of bi girl friends I would hang out with and we’d always mess around with each other after roleplaying our OCs… It is possible
>>82571775Yeah that sounds about right. No reason not to have some fun with friends. When they're not out getting fucked, they're taking care of each other. Girls this sexy need the attention.
>>82571439>>82571660>>82571733They're so sexy sometimes i'll literally just beat it to unedited screengrabs from Equestria Girls like this
>>82571832Nice>>82571833And they constantly swap with each other too, if you mapped them out on a relationship chart, it'd look like a corkboard covered in red string
>>82571940Fuck yeah anon, honestly makes for some damn good fap material too. The show itself is so fucking sexy.>>82571961No such thing as a bad pairing~They've probably already done every combination of girls too. Nothing wrong with having fun with some friends anyway. Makes it so much easier to fuck during the day between classes, so easy to find someone ready to fuck.
>>82571940You seem like you'd *really* enjoy the EQG music videos then, like Helping Twilight Win The Crown, The Other Side, etc.>>82572008They might as well be the school's GSA kek
>>82572088Oh yeah. I was a pubescent teen brony when the first EQG came out. And I remember this close up shot of Rainbow Dash during the Cafeteria Song awakening me. One of my earliest faps
>>82572315And the synchronized dancing too...unfNo clue why I find these outfits so hot but I do and I need more smut with the girls wearing them
It is time to interject my heterosexuality upon the thread… Sorry, but I would do unspeakable things to this man
>>82572315Based and same. I'm a Twilight fan, so the section where she comes in still makes me jackhammer like nothing else.
>>82572457Is that guy from eltingville club?
>>82572797Yes, and for the record I have no preference for either one. I would literally fuck all of them, at once even.
>>82571940This scene of Sci-Twi just walking makes me diamonds I'm so in love with this sexy geek
>>82572872Fuck, I gotta head to work soon, but I might lube up and pump to Equestria Girls when I'm home. Nostalgiatooning just hits so different for them.
>>82572925>nostalgiatooningNever heard that used before but god that describes so much of what I fap to
>>82573111Nothing feels better than lubing up with an ice cold drink, turning on some MLP and relishing in a hard, throbbing nostalgia boner, anon. I'm gonna be thinking of them the whole time I'm at work, goddamn~
>>82573126Guys fap to EQG >>>>
>>82573137>tfw no Tooner server where we all goon to EQG:(
>>82573145I would join a tooner server
>>82573173Any Tooner worth his salt would; weekly marathons of all the best toons as we all grunt and moan over them would be so fucking hot~
>>82565224Based, would fuck luan too
>>82573182If someone makes it, post it in the thread. I need new places to post my porn collection and original art.
>>82550244Requesting Slappy getting presented a huge cock to autograph
>>82572872How could it not? Cute face, seductive walk, nice tits~The show was MADE to be gooned to. With how fucking sexy they all look, how could anyone not throb when watching it?
>>82563309Such a delicious bubble butt>>82572457A femanon? That's rare. What gets you off about him?
>>82575590I *need* to creampie everybody in that picture with my gross smelly tooner spunk
>>82575993Thats what they're all made for anon. Love how sexy and breedable they all look in those outfits too. Need to grope them then cum on/in them all! Stripping them down and fully using their peak bodies~
>>82576045God I knowwwwwwwI want my cum dripping down their thighs
>>82576146You and me both anon. Every single one of them needs to be loved and filled. Genuinely find them more attractive than irl women at this point.
>>82576227This is objectively true
>>82576287Real girls don't even come close to how sexy EQG girls are. Feels natural using them like this
>>82576366We need a tooner “try not to cum” playlist filled with the EQG music videos and clips from the show hehe
>>82576456Fuck yes we do. There a video I found which lists out all the plot shots in G5, we need something similar for EQG showing all the sexiest shots in the show.I've already cum so hard to the MVs so many times, would be hard pumping through a full playlist trying not to cum. At this point I'd goon to any screenshot from the show, doesn't even need to be sexual or lewd. Even their cute and sexy faces are enough
>>82576456Fuck, Adagio's hot.
>>82576227>Genuinely find them more attractive than irl women at this point.Toon women are literally, provably better than foids.>>82576456Holy based, hope one of you horny fucks makes this.>>82576556Fuck, Trixie's been getting me fucked up recently, that bratty grin is triggering me hard.
Characters/artstyles that give you TOONER vibes.
>>82575918For Bill specifically? He’s basically the perfect nerdy guy; he’s brash, full of himself, a gatekeeper, he has delusions of grandeur and he’s highly invested in the same types of stuff I like. Physically I think he’s incredibly hot especially in his timeskip/epilogue version where he’s more grizzled but still dresses like a loser nerdy grunge teen from the 90s. It gives a sort of character to him that reminds me… This is a manchild who’s forever attached to the media that made him excited as a child, who carries himself with a sense of entitlement and resentment … And I find it really, really hot.
>>82575590>>82576045The animators were so horny with these beach outfits
>>82579563So glad they were. They all look so fucking hot. Always gotta love horny animators.
>>82579563>>82580618The On A Yacht animation has lived rent free in my head for years and I'm so glad the animators didn't need to compromise their vision.
>>82580779Can't blame you there. I've had plenty of great faps to it.Yeah I'm glad that they were a bit more lenient with EQG. IIRC they even got away with making some interactions between the girls a bit gayer, like between AJ and Rarity (if I'm remembering correctly).
>>82580844I need to actually sit down and watch EQG. Femanon from before, but I’ve never actually watched it because I was a fan of the old show and I wasn’t sure if it was worth it. If there’s AJ/Rarity gay shit I might actually watch it. Damn, now I wish there was a tooner discord for group watching lmao
>>82580906>I need to actually sit down and watch EQG.I've literally just ordered some pizza and now I might end up watching some of the shorts while I eat, then pump to them when I finish, kek. This scene genuinely converted teenage me to be a fan, and now I'm late 20s still obsessed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAXX_bPxIzY
>>82580906I haven't watched the show proper in a while, but I remember chatting with other anons who said the writers were given more freedom to ship girls together without actually making them a couple. So interactions between girls like AJ and Rarity for example seemed closer than just friends at times. That and there are plenty of great scenes with sexy outfits.Was actually planning on rewatching FIM and EQG this summer anyway, may as well keep an eye out for good scenes. >>82580972At this point, I've spent more time jerking off to that clip than I've spent casually watching it.
>>82580997>At this point, I've spent more time jerking off to that clip than I've spent casually watching itSame. The fact I can't disassociate it with my constant urge to goon to it, makes it resonate more with me.
>>82580997That’s cool though, I kind of like it better when things like that are implied rather than explicitly canon. It leaves room for other options. Also funny to see so many people pumping to what I view as very tame scenes. Not in a bad way btw >>82580972You should do it while eating pizza and then pleasuremaxx
>>82581028I mean it makes for great fap material so why not? I don't think I could watch that again without at very least massaging my dick.>>82581074Oh yeah its nice having that small bit of wiggle room which allows for other pairings and scenarios. Official pairings would be fun, but ruins the overall feel. Now if only we could get official porn....>Also funny to see so many people pumping to what I view as very tame scenesHard not to be attracted to these girls at this point. Sexy in every single way possible and its impossible not to do some stroking when they're on screen. Even tame scenes make for some great fapping!
>>82581074>You should do it while eating pizza and then pleasuremaxxDon't tempt me. I've never tried pumping with one hand while eating with the other, but it's tempting!
>>82578575Are talking OCs? If so BenSadfleck's Gwen
>>82581134>Even tame scenes make for great fapping Same thing I felt for watching Eltingville Club’s pilot, but even more so reading the epilogues… But I’m also into stuff that’s way more autistic because I got into TDI at a formative age lol>>82581140I’m tempting you. Do it and report back.
I love this thread so fucking much, it's where I can go full tismo mode sometimes, cartoons own my cock, my balls and all the cum I'll ever spurt out for them.I'm the gross loser with a small not even 4-inch dick who posted those TADC edits some threads ago! I'm just a horny cringe weirdo and I like to brag about my MASSIVE three and a half inch cock.Oh uh... Here's some Crysalis Tamers Bootybutt.
>>82581191My pizza literally just got here so I'n digging in and firing up some of the shorts as I type this. As soon as I'm done, one hand's going firmly around my cock~
>>82581191Kinda why this thread is great. Doesn't matter how autistic it is, people just want to get off to cartoons. I love the fact that there are other people who unironically jerk off to the show itself.>>82581229Got an archive link to those edits? And I bet your cock has pleasured countless toons over the years! Nice bugbutt
>>82581229I remember you! You have a cute dick, I love your edits >>82581252Siiick tell me so I’ll know if I should try it myself >>82581337True, but I mean like TDI fart scenes got me going lol
>>82581397>Siiick tell me so I’ll know if I should try it myselfIt's definitely hitting different having my tastebuds stimulated along with my cock, holy fuck.
>>82581427I should try writing out jerk off instructions to go with my toon porn, I’d be good at. I can draw out all my scenarios and give people a manual for how to enjoy it lmao
>>82581337They were uploaded on catbox, I know some guy requested to see my 'nub in Ragatha's Cleavage' in his words, which I really feel bad for not delivering for him, I wouldn't know how to even find them right now, I'm a little busy, but I hope that.>>82581397Anon, I'm so glad you do, I'll be sure to post more soon, make more, I need to make more of me fucking hot toonbabes for the thread, and my own pervy joy.Lots of love to you!Posting some more cringy toony porn.
>>82581485Holy fuck, you'd make me melt if you did~
>>82580906>>82580997The director of the series admitted that the staff were all huge Rarijack shippers who intentionally teased the pairing as much as they could https://x.com/isitlunchyet_t/status/1132381233244073987
>>82581517I need to draw fanart someday, but hopefully my style is appropriately cartoony. Maybe I can make this a special commissioned service idk
>>82550227Honestly obsessed with how this artist draws butts with realistic fat
>>82582666>My ass looks most like JaspersShit this guy is good
Back to Billposting~
Glad to see the thread is as based as when I left it for work this morning>>82582666Up there with Putricia for me in terms of drawing the best butts>>82583001Now we know what your ass looks like, nonny...
>>82584833>That fucking bush2 seconds tops from the smell and sight alone
Which one is the wettest of the three?
>>82585553My vote's for Elle>>82585576I thought that was a shampoo bottle at first kek
>>82550227It's honestly difficult to choose between Leni, Lori, and Luan.
>>82550743No reason you cant restart the gem autism now. I'll pitch in with some Amy hornysperging if you're interested.
>>82554864That ruby pic always manages to make me rock hard...
>>82559456One guy on twitter actually made those. I remember discussing them at length during the lockdown.
>>82563394Classic Velma is the platonic ideal of a dorky gf if every respect. You can say the same of Daph too, but for stacey type pretty girls. No wonder they've lasted generations.
>>82565106
>>82585077Uggh what a stacked line up. Choosing between Dex's mom and Rita would break me.
>>82585851nnnggh I love Liz's plump lips, need more art of her looking thotty like that...>>82585917Really? Did he post any pictures?
>>82586205Vambre's pretty underrated desu>>82586229Pics and vids. I'll have to see if I can find him again.
>>82585077Oh nooo my ass
>>82586205
>>82586448NTA but just know your comment made that pic 1000× hotter
>>82586496Glad to help! I like when artists do stuff for fictional characters like that, where it looks like something you could touch and feel
>>82586448hehehe
>>82581229Repost the edits!>>82572809On one hand gross, on the other the mental image of the one tooner femanon becoming a communal broodmare cumdump is hot.
>>82586567I want to bite merida's ass before hotdogging it..>>82586562I know what you mean. Cellulitic asses and stretchmarks drive me to insatiable lust.
>>82586570Gross? lol dude, I could totally take a nerdy boy orgy
>>82586655I'm just fighting off the urge to entertain further thoughts of a stacked and fat toonette getting run through by me and four other hairy losers of varying girth and length.
>>82586817It's not something I'm unwilling to entertain the thought of. At least if they're anything like the Eltingville Club, I find all of them ridiculously hot.
>>82586611>Confused.comAbsolutely insane pick, but I get it Anyways, these two should fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH5IyxLAV-c
>>82550244/r/ing the members of Gorillaz doing picrel to each other
bump
>>82584863What the hell, another Bill for fun
>>82588120Is she supposed to be preggers?
>>82588905Nah, just chubby I'm pretty sureYou'll have to put a baby in her yourself
Josh for a change, he’s sooo cute
>>82585873Can i get some aspie Amy captions? She has owned my dick for the better part of 10 years. Everytime a foid rejects me i pump a little harder to her. I would gladly murder hundreds of men for 5 minutes with her
>>82586507HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THISDo you have any more?
>>82589231I wish I was as cool as Amethyst, she just openly eats whatever she wants and doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks
PONK
>>82590568Ponies will always own my cock.Even as humans.
>>82590636That’s fair, nerdy losers own my pussy
>>82590843I'm a nerdy loser, yet I don't own your pussy, curious.
>>82590884You’re not fictional… Are you?
May be a long shot in the dark, but I’m kinda interested in swapping art, talking about toons and making friends so I’m gonna leave my discord tag and if anyone wants to call me an asshole so be it girltrash_june
>>82550227>Well, anon?
>>82591612Well Hilda i've never actually watched your show before so I don't know if I like you. You are cute tho
>>82589008I would love to post more Lola but I'm not trying to catch a ban lol
>You now remember the Turning Red /trash/ watch party
>>82593253Forgot my pic kek
>>82593253>>82593257Also, the posting of bubble butts.
>>82593253>>82593257Ugh, can we like CyTube something and beat our tooner cocks and brag about it?
>>82593257>>82595143Fuck that sound so good. Or maybe inside out?
>>82595235>>82595143>no mandatory rule to larp you're autistic
>>82590843Gooner femanons need to be fucked
