Low quality artPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82410048/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[Updated][Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959More in the rentry above.
Quads OP!>Pokémon of the threadGabite>QoTTDo you play Pokémon vidya, official or not? Which are your favorites?
Smug bratty halfpint 'mons.....
>>82554083>I prefer feral. I don't need my partners to look like humans to want to give them the love they deserve <3 even the weirdly shaped ones!You take that back, noodles aren't weirdly shaped! They are shaped for loving coily cuddles!
Shiny Drilbur girl found
I wonder how Kurt feels about his Love Balls being exclusively used by Pokemon fucking perverts?
>>82579027You're self-reporting? You clicked this thread you know
>>82579813How exactly do you house a huge mommy legendary anyway? Do you assume they can size change, or just allow them to live out in a comfortable barn or something?
>>82580987>Reshiram wants sex>Unfortunately there isn't enough space in your motel room, so you tell her to wait until you're back out in the wilderness>The Love Ball pops open>You're enveloped in energy and pulled inside>The Love Ball snaps closed
>>82580987Legendaries come in different sizes too, according to pokemon goWhen yours is on the bigger side, brace for pic related
>that OP imageWhat, did you draw that yourself? I certainly wouldn't call it low quality, it's a very nice picture. >>82566368Flygon's more my bro, which is why I'm happy that the shiny I caught was a guy. Brings back good memories of using him in Sapphire. We appreciate the mon in our own ways. I always thought Absol was cool, but it wasn't until very recently that I thought that maybe the female is very nice looking. Catching the shiny girl certainly helped in that regard. Man, I wish I could say I was surprised you got the cool sea dragons I've become quite fond of.>She talks to you in Legends Arceus and is a character in PMD2Ah, that would explain a lot. I still need to try out the Mystery Dungeon titles, and Arceus is like the one modern Pokemon game I never got. Need to see if I can find it somewhere cheap around here. The fact you got lucky enough to have someone draw her for you is amazing. I don't think the artist is bad at all. Heck, I was looking at their stuff maybe an hour ago.
All the small pokemon deserve a dick up to their chest.
What do you think?
>>82585816A chatty wife fluffy wife sounds like fun
>>82584728Hah, I wish I could draw. Nah, I guess I just called it before anyone else gave me shit for it.As for Flygon, I'll be brief with the weirdness: I would love to [spoilersdonotwork]be[/spoiler] one.Absol is definitely a sexy one, and the artist you've posted is basically Mawaifu of Absol. I would assume most Absol lovers got converted to some extent by ZinFyu. And converted to feral art in general too, his pics have that effect. Amazing stuff there. And Absol even got a 2nd mega.I can always trade you the sea dragon card! I would definitely be up for that.>I still need to try out the Mystery Dungeon titles, and Arceus is like the one modern Pokemon game I never got.Imho you skipped the best games this franchise has to offer.>I don't think the artist is bad at all.I didn't try to imply that, just that there's not a lot of pics. But they are all great if you ask me.
>>82585816Not sure I would care as long as I can communicate. But I think you lose alot of those more bestial gestures if you let speak straight english.
>>82574444small bratty pokemon...
>>82588772What about them?
meido bnuuy
>>82589186I love them so much I want to be dommed by them I wanna be teased by them I want to be loved by them
>>82588772>>82591723
>>82587590Just seemed like a reasonable question considering your recent shiny acquisitions. That's some damn good luck there. >I would love to [spoilersdonotwork]be[/spoiler] one.Well this is the /trash/ so I expect weirdness around here. Can't say I can relate. Yeah, I remember that artist. Saw a shitload of their drawings back when I first caught my own. For the most part, I don't normally go for the quadrupeds but there are exceptions like ice fox and Absol I wonder how long until her second mega gets put into Go. Probably not for a long time. I'd appreciate the sea dragon shiny, though I'm not sure who I could offer in return. I did just pull shiny Mega Blaziken, so that's an option.>Imho you skipped the best games this franchise has to offer.So I've heard.
>>82592560Won't complain about my luck recently, even if most have been repeats. Including Mesprit.The weirdness also means I can enjoy content where Flygon is the male. Normally I skip all content with male Pokémon.You can just show all the duplicates you have again. Unless your old list is still up to date. Wouldn't want to deprive you of your only shiny hot kicking birb
pokeworld should normilze jeans on pokemon
>>82591723Fair and reasonable reaction to seeing smug bratty halfpints with a penchant for mischief and whimsy
>QoTTI used to play the games, but after S/M, I got burnt out by the diminishing quality of the games. I heard Legends Arceus is good, but I'm not getting a Switch for that.
>>82596990me either and I played through it twicethough I guess picking an emulator is less straightforward now that nintendo's in a perpetual pants-shitting tizzythankfully autists are keeping the emulation wiki up to date
>>82592560Man I got a THIRD shiny Dragalge card... come the fuck onI DO NOT WANT TO FUCK THE SEAHORSEyet
>>82601072Don't naught it till ya try it.
>>82601120But why Dragalge over any other dragon? It's a cool design but what can she do
>>82601626Fair point, it's just type bias talking. But she can give your enemies cancer when she mega evolves.
>>82580987They say that hips don't lie.Those fat tits don't either.
>>82601722Consider the following: _two_ long, prehensile tailsHandlebars? Coiling? Bondage? The choice is yours.
>>82582840>brace for pic relatedThe 2001 NY pokemon center TOMY Lugia plush...
>>82585253i hate that people draw her wrong
Female trainers servicing their male pokemon requested
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>>82604422I'M GONNA SNEAS
>>82593020>Normally I skip all content with male Pokémon.If I enjoy it, I don't skip it. Cool art, cute art, sexy lewd stuff, whatever works. This series doesn't have itself ingrained into me only due to the sex appeal, though admittedly that's a decent part of it. And yeah, seems like my shiny 2-stars haven't changed much. Aerodactyl and Girataina remain my sole dupes, if you want either one.>>82601072>yetGive it time, she obviously wants you.
>>82605148Probably the most dangerous thing to encounter if you're a male trainer and you're alone.
>>82574444
>>82606578Moocow gremlin....
>>82604621Imagine getting this treatment from the entire Hive bacuse you saved their Naganadel and she wants you To be repaid, she gets you first however.
>>82607555gotta love shortstacks
>>82607866
>>82605108Obviously I meant R-18 content.Go ahead with Aerodactyl!>Give it timeNo. Heehee.
>>82609824Figured, but didn't want to assume. I've had bad luck with that as of late. Sure, I'll give you the fossil.>No. Heehee.You already have this many, man, she's not gonna take no for an answer. What happens if you get a fourth?
Umbreon
>>82609956Thanks for the angry stone pigeon. Hope you like the seahorse too.>You already have this many, man, she's not gonna take no for an answer. What happens if you get a fourth?I'll trade her away too. Heeh.What about the other seahorse? I've kinda wanted to use one in a play for a while.
>>82612512How nice, a family reunion
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>>82557850>I like Flygon, Ampharos, and Goodra. Maybe I have a thing for cute pear-shaped dragons with big hips.Hisuian Goodra too?
>>82615873How can Gamefreak look at that face and still deny her a mega evo? Such cruelty
>>82615873>"You mean...they're NEVER letting me have a Mega Stone of my own? But...why...?">>82615929The fact that they actually made a joke about that in ZA makes it even crueler - they're not ignorant to the fact that people want it, they just don't give a shit.
>>82616367They know people want it. They were asked about it in an interview and they said that Flygon was initially chosen to get a mega, but Ken Sugimori couldn't come up with any ideas for the design, so they just dropped it instead of forcing it. I don't know if anything in the Teraleaks supports or contradicts that, though. If the story is true, then the reason it STILL didn't get a mega in Z-A is probably the same reason the flying-type eeveelution was killed: there are just so many fan designs out there that anything they could come up with would look like plagiarism.
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>>82616902
>>82616912
>>82615929>>82616367The fact that they rub it in is ridiculous, even if you try to excuse them that the fans have already drawn every idea imaginable and they cannot copy anyone.On the flip side, Flygon is perfect already and most of the new megas are fucking garbage. Legends ZA is a mediocre, terribly low effort half of a game that cut out its postgame into a $30 DLC that is the worst to date (first I refused to spend money on). I don't trust GF to design a mega that looks half-decent.I'm suspecting that if the legends Galar game leaks are true, they'll deliver a dogshit GMax Flygon form and be like "happy now, bitches?">>82616865Yeah, case in point
>>82616865Why the fuck did this thing need a Mega, exactly?
>>82616865Fuck GFreak, Megas should be cool.
unf
>>82611272I am quite fond of the poison sea dragon, thank you very much.>I'll trade her away too. Heeh.You can't escape her toxic grasp forever! Kingdra's okay, I suppose. Never really gave it much thought. On the whole, I find a lot of Johto pokemon very forgettable. Lugia is cool as hell, though, I'll give it that. I loved the present you sent yesterday, very nice Diamond/Pearl colors!
>>82622045Virizion and Iron Leaves offering themselves to you, with Iron Leaves getting increasingly annoyed that you haven't picked her yet, even though her reproductive orifice is a highly advanced, precisely engineered piece of equipment designed explicitly to interface with the human penis to maximize pleasure, while Virizion's vagina is merely incidentally compatible with human men.
>>82619572Always a fan of the Nidoran F line, and it's nice to see Bulbasaur getting some attention after so many years of neglect.
>>82623781Need milk like you would not believe, nothing else will suffice
>>82619518>>82622045Pokemon with cute buttholes...
>>82622087>You can't escape her toxic grasp forever!I have experience from escaping my ex. Heehee.Kingdra barely has weaknesses and I always found her annoying, so I would like to try and make use of her power. Maybe tame her.>I loved the present you sent yesterday, very nice Diamond/Pearl colors!Admittedly, I don't remember the place the sticker was attached to, it's always a whim what I pick... But, likewise. It always cracks a smile to notice a theme, like the last Psyduck with a pool or the ponies at the horse track. Or anything looking cool.>>82622393Call her Iron Love to soften her! Figuratively and literally.
pokemon are so fucking sexy...
bnuuy
>>82625265To be fair, that's a combo-hole on that Torchic. She won't get a proper humanoid pussy with separate butthole until she evolves into a Blaziken.
>>82627209Try and go for it, then. See how it goes. I'd offer you my shiny, but it's a guy. The present you sent was of some neon nightclub, it was pretty nice looking. Finding some kind of link with the postcards and stickers is always fun, even if it doesn't pan out.
Ahh that explains it. The mew backshot card was drawn by a kemono artisthttps://x.com/ovopack/status/2051171151859306797
>>82629807Searched the artist on e6. No porn there, but they seem a bit fascinated by Asriel's belly and paws.
>>82629807Their sona is cute.
>>82629807They make other card illustrations as well.
>>82629660It's alright, I have got a female shiny seahorse somewhere. But thanks for considering.Right, I recall the nightclub pokestop (I was just passing by on the way to the real party, the con) and the Sinnoh sticker, but not them together.On a side note, my 2nd golden card has arrived and this time it's not an item. Funny coincidence considering my newest plush. Which is great for cuddles if I'm being honest
>>82630740What good is this card in game?
>>82631053It looks like it can smack the enemy for thirty damage at the cost of two normal energy
>>82631053I don't know, the ability sounds potentially useful but niche. Very niche.
Guy who's marrying a girl that he doesn't love for the sake of his family, sneaking off the night before the wedding so that he can give his virginity to the Pokemon that he grew up with before his wedding night
need
>>82630327https://www.furaffinity.net/view/4792031/Mesugaki snivy?
Pictured: How Fresh Water is made.
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>>82619572makes me think, what's some of the oldest porn of pokemon that is out there? were they making charizard doujins or something on day 1?
>>82636661Look at AGNHP you will find it.
>>82629807based
When the fuck were you nigs going to tell me how amazing Glaceon pussy is?
>>82632762
>>82635168>>82635177Noice.
>>82581777There has to be art of this idea somewhere>>82585816All pokemon are intelligent but not all should speakSpeak only when it makes sense
>>82637682Featureless crotches are fucking sexy
I love pokemon so much!
>>82641923tinkaton domming me...
>>82633408This might be the most sexually provocative 'tina pic, and it doesn't even feature a cloca or anything
>>82630740Wow, talk about a great case of timing. I'm still amazing that I got 3 golden Lilligant cards. Always had an appreciation for how cute the Southern Belle plant is. I'm curious, what does the plushie you bought look like?
Gardevoir who convinces you to have "practice sex" with her, so that you'll know what to do when you get a "real" girlfriend. Thankfully you already know what to do with Gardevoir thanks to all the practice sex you've had with Greedent.
>>82648059I kek'd out aloud
