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>>82642483
Anchor for ripe, fresh and original content posts!
(Remember to reply to this post number before posting OC!)

>>82642483
What is Mr. Stick's relation to Peppino nowadays? Accountant, tax collector, health inspector?

>>82643545
And does he still carry a torch for Peppino, or have Feppino and Anthony since diverted his affections?

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>>82642490
I hope everyone had a good Monday

>>82644419
Anton shaves his ass, it doesn't go very well as beer farts get trapped in his cheeks.

Would Maur-Maur be a grower or a shower?

>>82644419
<3

Good morning

Whatever new classes they add, at least one of them should have a pickup that makes PTG's meter skyrocket. I've heard there's a bug that makes his meter infinite but I've never come across it.

>>82650909
PTG improves everything he's in

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Reposting the update on the new class since it was pretty late into the last thread
>The default gun here can be upgraded to fire extra little wavy bullets, that upgrade also boosts gun power at low HP. Then you can get another booster item that strengthens the gun at high ammo, the two upgrades stack and then the gun gets really fucked up.

Was there official art/sprites of Peppino delivering pizza to aliens or did I just imagine that?

>>82651729
Niko's pancakes should be able to add meter on top of Magnifico cookies.

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more optimisations

>>82656481
Every single food and drink item/projectile should be able to fill PTG’s meter, including dummied out code of it for the Morshu shop ones since he can't buy those.

>>82657658
The way he's chugging all of these things has some funny implications for the regular ammo pickups
I also agree with Pigman's suggestion to make him shit items upon death

>>82660954
>>82657658
I think Postal piss is up there with Marco's gas cans with how much meter it replenishes, maybe even higher, due to how many piss tracers are spawned every second. Meanwhile with POW Reward you are not always guaranteed to get a gas can.

Davidi caught me and Turner talking shit about his classes lmao, I hope he finally fucks off forever.

>>82651729
If infinite meter were ever made an intentional thing, he could have a beer hat like his ring racer sprites. Or maybe have the hat quickly refill meter for a limited time, until the cans are empty.

>>82664082
I wonder how you'd work that into his moveset, he's the perfect specimen as is...

>>82659953
Why do I find him so fuckable when he's scrunched up like that?

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>>82642490

>>82666684
Who's he posing for?

>>82666684
I love those little mozzarella balls

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I appreciate the hustle, but I can't unsee some of the enemies in that IWAD as molded poo

>>82666684
Look at those big-ass clown feet. Is he going to pull an endless piece of cloth out of those socks?

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>>82668382

With the knowledge that Laser made that sprite of the fucking goblin posted last thread, how many of Magnifico's player sprites are his creation?

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>>82673912
He didn't react well to the anaesthesia.

>>82675098
Most were his.

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>>82662923
Was this in a Doomseeker server? And why did he make another version of his class pack anyway?

>>82677894
What could have they possibly viewed on that film projector that would lead to such a response

>>82677894
Zort Glue?

>>82679603
The Serious Sam II remake. It's in the other post. RETARD

>>82678703
No, it was in a Zandronum server and idk, he's a tard.

>>82684103
I hope Kyoo gets to work on future projects of theirs

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What did he mean by this?

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I miss Pigman's streams.

>>82673912
Meltyman with a septic bite...

One mod giving Anton and Annie their Western outfits throughout the entire game, please.

So did Basinga ever figure out how to get the new features working with composite/hub mapsets?

>>82682363
this was a much better template class than the giant rectangle

https://gamebanana.com/mods/662466

>>82693179
Wasn't a template class, you tard. It was from the abandoned deathmatch mode.

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>>82695008
Pretty sure he's aware of that and just making a joke about BYOW being (or rather having been) a Doomguy with different weapons.

>>82695780
Well, I won't tolerate slander of the template class.

>>82696697
>>82695780
Rectangle-kun deserves a room in the testmap. He already has Noisette dialogue.

>>82683169
So which one of them is ending up under the table?

>>82698716
They spin a bottle to decide, it lands on Brulo.

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>>82687549
It's a pebble.

>>82700950
Are we sure Peppino had his rabies shot?

>>82703640
No, he's too afraid of needles. Reminds him of the incident.

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>>82702177
There's more where that came from

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Evil wizard showing you a soul entrapped in his machine.

>>82673321
Arti would wear cat ears to match.

BYOC beta testing this weekend according to Bas

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turns out it's tonight >>82709195

https://pizzatower.wiki/Ancient_Aliens_stream/Transcript
>not only the original wording (typos and all), but proper formatting
Based.

>>82709195
I hope that doesn't overlap with the TSPG event going on, I know for a fact that a lot of regular Zandro players tend to join BYOC servers.

I'm gonna marry Meltyman!

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>>82714909
There was also a (private) beta build posted today, little over 1 MB increase, by Fesh rather than Basinga or Rev.

>>82712523
>regular Zandro players tend to join BYOC servers
Less BYOC, more Reclassed.

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https://lumsparko.tumblr.com/post/803585694205345792/needa-stop-being-so-shy-about-posting-sketches-n

https://allfearthesentinel.com/zandronum/download.php?file=byocv3.0betatest1.pk3 it's up

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Meet your new McPig class!

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Official testing server is BYOC 3.0 beta test BTW

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>>82717896
violent rape

froise is indeed the worst doom class ever made

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>>82718500
He's really goddamn funny though.

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P1 Dude's shotgun is best used as something to snipe enemies afar with but I don't find it as easy to justify the rocket launcher grounding you in place. At least the altfire homes in on monsters.

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The unique interactions are bugged in singleplayer and only display the same dialogue array regardless of who you're playing as. Something to do with how Zand checks classes outside of multiplayer, maybe? I had to make a TSPG server to get them to work.

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>>82720417
I don't promise anything.

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Cut-off text. I think the word at the end is stress

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kek

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Why is she so racist?

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me on the right

https://revenatn.itch.io/byoc/devlog/1517602/byoc-30-beta-testing

>>82720400
You need Zandronum 3.3.

Compiled ALL the Noisette interactions on the testmap, including skins. Will do dental records next

Doomguy, Marco, and Doom Slayer
>Hi, Mr. Soldier Guy! Need some supplies?
>Test out your guns in the Actor Zone, or head into the bus to reach the airport.
>Bye! Please don't shoot anyone who's nice!

Dr. Doomguy
>Hello, Dr. Mr. Soldier Guy!
>Thanks for stopping by, but we don't need the stomach pump yet.
>Bye, Dr. Mr.! I hope you save more people than you kill!

Revenant, Doot, and Bandit Bowie
>Oh no! Did you forget your skin this morning?
>You can pick up a milkshake here, or go through that bus to check out the airport.
>A very AAAAAAAAAAA day to you, too!

Devil Marine
>You're really scary. Do you want to buy a sandwich?
>If you don't want that, you can go to the Actor Zone and shoot some things.
>Bye! Don't worry about the blood puddles, I think they add charisma!

Gary
>Nice outfit, sir! I wish my boyfriend would dress fancy like that...
>The bus to the airport is right over there.
>Have a nice day! Burn lots of people with your devil powers!

Peppino
>Hi, Peppino! Are you here to help Noise with his new movie?
>I think you'd look great on the screen! You've got that ugly charm.
>The bus to the airport is over there, I'll go whip up a pizzawich.",
>Bye, Peppino! Please don't break any more of Noise's bones.

Maurice
>Hello, Mr. Maurice! Did Noise ask you to come in?
>Royalties? Oh, I don't know anything about those...
>Where's Noise? He might be in the airport in that door to the right.
>Goodbye, Mr. Maurice! Hope your blood pressure lowers soon.

The Noise
>My little Theo! My honey bunny!
>My scrumptious hamburglar! My Oscar-winning genius!
>How's the movie going? Are you sunburned?
>Did you need any more snacks? I can bring another dozen PB&Ham sandwiches!
>The bus to the airport is right there, but don't leave too soon...
>My big cheesy hunk of man!

The Doise
>......
>I thought you died.

>>82721393
PTG and PIG
>......
>(I hope this guy leaves soon...)
>(Maybe through the bus to the airport, to the right....)
>......

Michael Jackson PTG
>YOOOO It's Micheal Jacksooooon!
>Hee heee.... hee heeeeee!
>HEEEEHEEEEEEE!
>OOOH MY GEEEEEEEED... EEEEEE
>YEEAAAGH MICHEAL JACKSON!

BOB & bob
>Hi! Are you guys real cowboys?
>Sometimes I dream about riding across the range.
>Roping doggies... Hogtying critters...
>Prospecting for spaghetti...

Stupid Rat and Kyoorat
>Hello, little ratty! Did you want a little snack?
>Sorry, the inspector says you can't live in the fridge anymore...
>But the bus to the airport is rightover there! They love rats in Florida.
>Goodbye, rat! I was cheesed to meet you!

King Walrus
>Your majesty! What brings you here?
>I'll bring out the fine china. I have some paper plates from 2005!
>Your private jet will be right through that door.
>Thank you for coming, your lordship!

The Melty Man
>You! Get out of here! I have a broom!
>Shoo! Off to the airport, into the bus!
>I don't want to hear you around here again!

Froise
>Don't do it, sir! You might have something worth living for.
>Like the new airport! Located right through that bus!
>If you don't kill yourself, the special next week is pickle dogs.

Serious Sam, SS4, and Sam BFE
>Hello, Mr. Sam! I thought I just saw you walk in the bathroom.
>I don't have any bananas for you today.
>Stay seriously serious, Sam!

Fred Chexter and Classic Chexguy
>I knew it. The General Mills assassin is here.
>You can tell them I'll never quit!
>They can pry the Noisette Charms from my cold dead hands!
>You're an errand boy. Sent by grocery clerks.

Heavy
>Hello, Mikhail! How are you today?
>Yep, your sandwich order is waiting in the back for you.
>Good luck!

Megaman Sprite
>Hello, and welcome to...
>What? No! What sort of question is that?!
>We look similar, but that's it!
>Ugh!! Get out of here!

>>82721410
Moorhuhn
>A chicken? You're lucky I already put the beetloaf in the oven.
>The airport is through that bus to the right.
>Come back tomorrow! I'd love to have you for lunch!

Morshu
>Afternoon, Mr. Morshu!
>I don't need a resupply on anything yet, we've still got 2 barrels of lard in the back.
>Goodbye, Mr. Morshu! Be sure to bring more horse meat next time.

Niko
>A cat baby?
>I would put out a saucer of milk, but rats drank all the milk.
>And ate the saucer.
>So long, kitty baby.

Quote, Raven, and Deriver
>Beep. Boop. I am Noisette-tron 3000.
>Teehee, I'm just pretending to be a robot! Don't worry.
>You guys don't eat, but I can get you an oil-covered hotdog if you want.
>1 0 0 1 1! That's robot for 'bye!'

Rayman
>Oh my gosh, it's Rayman!
>Can you introduce me to the Rabbids? I love those little guys!
>Their games were the best.
>Goodbye, Mr. Raymond!

Sir Dan Fortesque
>Hello, brave sir Mmmph! Off on a noble quest?
>The airport is through that bus if you're looking for adventure.
>So long, dear sir Mmmph! Slay a dragon for me!

YV
>Oh my gosh! The Illuminati?
>I never believed in Noise's videos, but now I owe him an apology.
>The Denver airport is right through that bus-shaped portal.
>Bye, Mr. Illuminati! Good luck on the human sacrifice!

Spamton, PTG Spamton, and Spamton A. Spamton
>You're not allowed in here! Get out!
>You won't stop harassing people, and those eggs you had tasted awful!
>Go to the airport if you have to loiter.
>Bye! Goodbye! Bye!

Anton
>Hi, Mr. Ball! You're looking very red today.
>You forgot this bomb last time you were here. Was it supposed to go off by now?
>Bye, Mr. Ball! Please don't crash through the wall again.

Postal Dudes
>N: Can I help you?
>N: That'll be. Five. Bucks.
>Dude: (Okay. / Thanks. / I guess that sounds pretty good.)
>N: Thanks.

Peter Shorts
>No shirt, no shoes, no service!
>I'll make an exception. You seem very polite.
>Also, I don't know if you can wear a shirt.

>>82721422
Ash Williams
>Hey, you've got a great chin! Let me ask you something.
>Do you know a good plastic surgeon?
>I'm tired of breaking Noise's face bones so he can have an 'alpha jawline'
>Shop smart, shop Noisette Mart!

Tony Soprano
>Hello, Mr. Soprano!
>I know it's no Bing, but you're welcome to stay.
>The airport's through the bus, if you want to take a trip.
>I'll have some gab of gool for you later!

Homer
>Hi, Homer, I... Hold on, let me take this call.
>Hello? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let me ask!
>Is there a Seymour Butts here? I want a Seymour Butts!
>Wait a minute... Ah! If I get my hands on that kid...

Spy
>A spy! I know how to talk 'covert'
>This is Pink One. The brisket is with the silverware. Over.
>If anyone asks, we never spoke.

AVGN
>Mr. The Nerd, could you please not yell so loud today?
>I have a chip souffle in the oven and I don't want it to collapse.
>Goodbye, Mr. Nerd! I hope your day isn't a poopload of fudge.

JdG and Lother
>Ah, bonjour! Votre nom est Noisette!
>Heehee, I've been practicing my French!!
>La base aerienne esta par la.
>Au revoir! And remember, donnez de la viande aux canards.

Kyuteru and Leclerc
>Wow! You're from Japan?
>I always wanted to visit... But Noise says no!
>He's banned for 'unspecified reasons'.

Pico
>Oh my goodness! A celebrity!
>It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Boyfriend.
>Beep bop! Good luck on developing your game!

Trollface
>What's 9 + 10?
>21
>You stupid

Artificer
>N: Hi, Arti! How's the bar doing?
>A: *bubbles*
>N: Really? Nine times?
>A: *burbles*
>N: Bye, Arti! Tell Mr. Armin I said hello!

Telos
>A bounty hunter?! I knew this day would come.
>I admit it! I watched cartoons for free online. Just get it over with.
>Take me instead of Noise! He couldn't handle life in the big house.

Killer45
>Can I help you?
>Oh, hi Jhonny, I didn't know it was you.
>You're my favorite customer. Buh-bye.

>>82721438
Killer46
>A ninja?!
>You should meet my boyfriend, The Noise!
>He made a movie called 'Ninja Massacre: The True Story' starring himself!
>.....Actually, maybe you shouldn't meet him.

Gammu, Warglock, and Imagician
>Oh my gosh, are you a magician?
>I'd ask for a love potion, but I already know that one, hehe!
>One part mayo, one part maple syrup....
>Alaka-goodbye!

Indie Gal
>Indie games? Hmmm...
>I liked the one where you were the beetle that crawled around those orbs!
>And Dave The Diver, of course.

Codsworth
>Hi, Mr. Codsworth!
>My grease barrels are in the alley out back, like last time.
>Hope the restaurant's doing well!

Gun Garth
>Wow! You've sure got a lot of guns.
>But do you have one that makes the perfect pancake every time?
>If you do, don't tell Noise! Hee hee!

SPOT Soldier
>Welcome to the Noisette Cafe!
>Hey, your little friend likes me! He's pointing straight at my head.
>I wonder what 'target locked' means?

Wad-chan
>Aahhh! It's the gum monster!
>I knew not cleaning under the tables would bite me in the tuckus one day.
>Please, gum monster, spare the turkey roasting in the oven.
>Its only crime was being delicious!

Tooth Fairy
>The Tooth Fairy?! I knew you were real!
>Can you yell at Noise if you see him? He doesn't respect your powers.
>Goodbye, Mrs. Fairy!!

Mobster Matt
>Mr. Matt, when are you going to pick up that garbage you left in the back?
>It's starting to smell funny and leak kool-aid on my floor.
>You could put it on a plane! The bus is right over there.
>Have fun at your legitimate business place!

Stickguy
>You're not allowed to buy anything until you pay off your tab.
>You ate my entire stock of ice cream and I haven't seen a penny.
>The airport bar might have some. The bus is over there.
>Goodbye! Pay your tab!

Gumboald
>Gumboald, I wanted to ask...
>Do you have a less spicy recipe for your gumbo?
>I tried making it, but it ate right through my pot!
>And then the floor.

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Basinga
>Hello, Bas! How are you?
>Can you tell Quincy to send me a new cleaning robot?
>The last one stopped working after I gave it a bath.
>He just needed a break after a long day!
>Adios, Bas!

Cray
>Guten tag, Cray!
>The new airport is through that bus.
>I'll get that tap installed next time, I promise.

Viktory
>You look just like that woman from the James Cameron movie!
>The non-space airport is through that bus.
>Near..... Far..... Whereever you are....

Magnifico
>Hey! Aren't you the guy from that really, really, really, really
>really, really, really, really bad movie?
>The airport is through the bus if you want to flee the country.
>Bye, Mr. Crispy Rat! Good luck on Wish 2!

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Time for testmap dental records

Doomguy
>Status: Minor Damage
>Description: Minimal Damage Caused From Excessive teeth grinding. Guy's been through alot of stress too.

Dr. Doomguy
>Status: Perfect Health
>Description: The Doc knows how to keep good care of his teeth! Though I do worry his pushes his pills too much.

Revenant
>Status: Major Decay
>Description: Its an undead lifeform. It's no surprise that its teeth are this bad! Those poor teeth though... :(

Doot
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: Another skeleton, but one whos bones are strong since his diet is mostly milk. Will be tough to remove.

Doom Slayer
>Status: Minor Damage
>Description: Minimal Damage Caused From Excessive teeth grinding. It's hard to get a good look because he's spooky!

Devil Marine
>Status: Unknown
>Description: An undead lifeform. I am curious to know if he brushes, but he refuses to remove the helmet!

Gary
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: Drinks too much coffee. Otherwise keeps up on hygiene just fine. Wonder if he uses magic to clean...

Peppino
>Status: Major Damage
>Description: Missing teeth from Multiple violent head trauma related injuries. Has admitted to skipping brushing due to stress.

The Noise
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: Ugh I hate smokers! Also a history of candy and alcohol consumption. There's little hope for him now.

Stupid Rat
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: It's a rat, poor teeth from habits of carving their teeth into just about anything.

The Doise
>Status: Critical Damage
>Description: Has great hygiene! Alas he has a poor choice of hobbies. Broke several teeth from rock related injuries.

PTG
>Status: Major Decay
>Description: Homeless and major alchoholic. The smell was so bad, I nearly puked my fairy guts out. Horrible!

PIG
>Status: Major Decay
>Description: Somehow smells less horrible than the bearded one, the tradeoff being its a pig! Gross!

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BOB & bob
>Status: Minor Decay
>Description: The short one smokes! The tall one has suffered from second hand smoke from being too close to shorty.

Meltyman
>Status: Major Decay
>Description: His diet consists of literal garbage. Homeless and especially violent, no chance to work on him.

King Walrus
>Status: Questionable
>Description: Keeps up with his health but he relies on his servants to brush them. Without them they'd be awful.

Froise
>Status: Major Decay (Handle with caution)
>Description: Had to pin him down to disarm him, poor guy had a gun to his head after I told him how bad his teeth were.

Serious Sam
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: Diet contains high potassium. has quit alcohol as well. I hope for a happy ending!

SS4
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: Decent Hygiene, but drinks alcohol. A lecture on diet is in place for his next appointment.

Sam BFE
>Status: Minor Decay
>Description: Neglected oral hygiene due to hard times in the Battle For Earth.

Fred Chexter
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Not only is he in great hygiene, he advocates for healthy diets. I have high hopes for his kids.

Heavy
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: Drinks alcohol, but has an otherwise decent dental record. Also calls me a little baby tooth! /ouo/

Marco
>Status: Concern
>Description: Hardly drinks water, or anything at that. I feel drier just being next to the guy.

Megaman Sprite
>Status: N/A
>Description: This robot called me a prick so I'm writing this out of spite. Robots do not require dental hygiene.

Moorhuhn
>Status: N/A
>Description: Chickens do not have teeth. I do not study beaks, but if its anything, try to take it easy on the coffee.

Morshu
>Status: Concern
>Description: Teeth are fine, but has a poor diet. Also tries to pedal his products to me during appointments!

Niko
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: Their mama tought them well about dental hygiene, just needs to avoid too many pancakes, especially with syrup.

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>>82721922
Quote
>Status: N/A
>Description: A robot, while cute has no need for dental hygiene. Go to your creator if your teeth hurt.

Rayman
>Status: Pointless
>Description: A dream creature, has no need for dental hygiene, can lose as many teeth as he wants, he just gets new ones.

Bandit Bowie
>Status: Healthy???
>Description: A skeleton, but unlike the other cadavers I've examined, this one has CLEAN TEETH, says he brushes too.

Sir Dan Fortesque
>Status: Major Decay
>Description: A skeleton who not only has rotted teeth, but also managed to lose his jaw! Also from England, typical!

Peter Shorts
>Status: Moderate Damage
>Description: Uses his mouth as as an arm, and is a brawler. he didn't seem too bothered, very chill.

YV
>Status: N/A
>Description: He has no mouth, so how does he beatbox, and how do I shut him up!

Ash Williams
>Status: Minor Decay And Damage
>Description: A victim of time travel, to a time where toothpaste didn't exist, also numerous incidents of skeleton beatings.

Tony Soprano
>Status: Minor Decay
>Description: Poor diet, smokes and drinks alcohol. Keeps hygiene intact but the stress is not helping his diet.

Homer
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: consumes way too much junk and beer. Springfield records indicate Homer lies about his hygiene.

AVGN
>Status: Concern
>Description: His alcohol consumption is tied to playing bad video games. Might need to pull some developer teeth...

JdG
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: He was shouting in french on the phone about some sort of pie. His teeth are fine, so he might be a baker?

Pico
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: I hate weed, and I hate smokers! I had to force him out of the office until the smell dissapated!

Trollface
>Status: Problematic
>Description: His smile pisses me off. He knows he's in the wrong yet his smile is a mile wide when he somehow maintains perfect teeth with absurd logic. He doesn't deserve teeth. I'd like to see him smile without them!

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>>82721939
Artificer
>Status: The Best
>Description: He won my contest after all, I've never seen teeth so beautiful aside my own body. I really got to talk to him about the cement though, it's not good for other people!

Telos
>Status: N/A
>Description: A robot, even though he can't partake in dental hygiene, his cat is a joy to have around!

Killer45
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: A bit impatient but has fine teeth. I'm just glad he didn't explode in rage. I've been told it's destructive.

Killer46
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Well disciplined, takes no risks with his teeth. He even wears a partial mask over his face for protection!

Gammu
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Somehow cursed herself to 12 years means that her prior dental records are meaningless, damn magic. Though now I realize that means I might have some baby teeth to collect, which means more money out of MY pocket! UGH!

Kyuteru
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: A trickster spirit whos cheap attempts at masking their poor hygiene are no match for me. It wouldn't kill you to brush. After all, aren't you some divine protector?

Mobster Matt
>Status: Minor Decay (Special Interest)
>Description: Drinks and smokes, but obviously takes care of his teeth. Also is a cause of tooth loss himself... I might need to get in touch with him outside of the office, Got a few targets who need to lose some teeth...

Codsworth
>Status: Concern
>Description: First time with someone with retractable teeth. Needs to avoid the junk, but healthy foods aren't cheap.

Gun Garth
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Great teeth and he somehow knows alot to dentistry! He has a custom built electric brush, I WANNA FEEL IT!

Stickguy
>Status: Assumed Complete Loss of Teeth
>Description: I assume he no longer has teeth, I couldn't see any, and his diet was only ice cream! Serves him right!

Gumboald
>Status: Acceptable
>Description: Has okay teeth, but I loaded him up on breath mints because his breath smelled like a swamp!

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>>82721950
Basinga
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Strange onion with no remarkable differences to the standard teeth! They brought some adorable kid with them, who also had good teeth, so I gave her a toy

Postal Dudes
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: Use of illegal drugs and an awful diet. He smells like a bum, and his morals are at an all time low.

Leclerc
>Status: N/A
>Description: A tank, not sure why they thought that being one meant they could barge in here for a checkup.

Spamton
>Status: ???
>Description: This [NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMEN1997]tried to put some [GENEROSITY] into my computer!
>His teeth are [PEARLY GATES OF\nHEAVEN] His diet is [PIPIS]. Definitely not letting him back into my office!

Spy
>Status: Moderate Damage
>Description: His rival spies have done some damage to his teeth, I might need to pay them a visit...

Cray
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Chimera teeth are a fun topic, very sharp and strong also well taken care of!

SPOT Soldier
>Status: Healthy
>Description: I love my military types: Strong, disciplined, and most importantly, restrained. His robot buddy is cute too!

Anton
>Status: Moderate Decay and Damage
>Description: Alcoholic and destructive personality do not mix well, but bad mixes seem to be his bread and butter.

Warglock
>Status: Moderate Decay
>Description: Magic can only keep your teeth good for so long old man. I will have them soon enough, your magic will be mine!

Raven (Hudu)
>Status: Healthy?
>Description: At first I thought it was another robot, but then this blonde haired specimen crawled out! I was a bit dissapointed to discover its teeth were completely normal and not some unique shape for its species.

Indie Gal
>Status: N/A
>Description: Another robot pretending to be a human! Ugh it gets on my nerves! She acts like her butt is better than mine.

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>>82721964
Imagician
>Status: Unknown
>Description: His robe obscures his face in pure darkness, I can't take the robe off either! I'm not sure what magic its held together by, but its stronger than mine, which is a problem!

Viktory
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Military Discipline means healthy teeth! The toothpaste they use is a bit out of date though.

Magnifico
>Status: Healthy
>Description: Has good looks and teeth, but affected by some hellish magic to contort violently every now and then. He often gives me this perverted look, like he is going to snatch me like i'm some sort of star, No thanks for you sir!

Wad-chan
>Status: N/A (Special Interest)
>Description: She has no teeth! She is also sugar-free, and a fresh breath advocate. Usually I despise sweet flavors, but her slimy residues are restorative for my body. Uwah, my sweet tooth says such nice stuff about me. Hope I see her soon, I want to propose to her.

Tooth Fairy
>Welcome Tooth Fairy! You have 1 message from Wad, and 1 appointment with a cyberdemon this afternoon
>W: Hiya sweet tooth! I heard you got an appointment in hell today. You gonna get to meet that big bad cyberdemon?
>W: I'm headed there myself, not willingly but I was taken there by a passerby. He wasn't very nice so I beat him up!
>W: Anyhoo, hope that I see you there! maybe I can teach that cyberdemon a thing or two about morals while you rip his orals!
>TF: Wad is there?! I gotta get going then! Its... a... date... kiss emoji...Send! OK! Time to go see my girl!

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I like the Hylicsesque art style, animations and humour of The Froise's fists

>>82717710

>>82607095 pay up!

>>82722415
B-b-but that was about Viktory's room... and F.U. Barkley belongs to Sinisterspud, not Pigman...

>>82721906
Disappointing that there are no skin-specific records, particularly Maurice.

pizzwich

>>82724424
heh

>>82721950
>cod has retractable teeth
I will keep that in mind

Would getting fingered by Satan hurt or do you think he knows how to pleasure someone with his fingers despite his long pointy nails?

>>82727938
I could see that, my first thought was trimming them but he's not the type to modify his appearance on behalf of someone else. Dulling his nails would be enough, after that he relies on his dexterity.

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Not even 24 hours and those retarded morons have already made bloated slop servers

>>82728530
Using the wrong skinpack too.

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You can now only throw the green punchballs when Satan Frenzy is active.

>>82728636
Here's the WIP changelog: https://files.catbox.moe/8fysw7.txt

>Punchball and Antonball are swapped, You now start with the Antonball instead of the Punchball.
>Some Fixes for placeables
>Some Fixes for antons balls
>Footstep sounds and a sound for bonking your head on a ceiling
>Can cancel Happy Hour

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>>82728690
lel

>the multi barn bug was fixed
it's over

Basinga is testing the new Nuzlocke mode, server name is BYOC 3.0 Beta Nuzlocke test 12 players

>>82729564
And a new skinpack: https://allfearthesentinel.com/zandronum/download.php?file=byoc_skinpackv3.9.pk3

>>82720503
The more I see his dialogue, the more he looks like he would get drawn with a fat ass. Seen many characters that act similar to him get that treatment

>>82729816
I've seen Fesh draw him with a fat ass as a joke, so you're right

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>>82729564
We've ran out of classes on MAP16 and are just deathmatching as the shotgunner fodder class.

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>>82731039

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the garth (greene) rework

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I don't get any of these bonuses no matter what weapon I use.

>>82732946
Doh, I didn't have a chainsaw equipped

>>82731487
>The Deriver and his army of Shotgunners

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Bumper time

Doomguy
>Whaaa?! THE Doom guy!?Hold stil....
>*Takes Picture*
>This pic's gonna EXPLODE on the solar net!
>Everyone loves your demon killing antics! I'm a big fan!

Dr. Doomguy
>B: I've already told you doc! I ain't eating no stinking apple or pill...
>B: They're not tasty at all!!
>Dr: Ooomph...
>B: No!! Ugh... of course you wouldn't know anything about flavor.
>B: All you eat is medical supplies and dubious blue potions from the ground!
>Dr: AAAAAAGH!
>B: Aaah! I-I might've gone too far.
>B: Sorry doc... guess it's not right judging others for what they eat like that.
>Dr: Mmhmmmm!
>B: Thank you doc...
>B: ... but you also just agreed. That we should let each other eat whatever we want...
>Dr: *heavy breathing*
>B: Heeheehe. BYE doc!

Revenant
>Ah! A monster got in!!...
>Oh, you're fighting against the system?
>Rebels are soooo in right now!
>*Takes Picture*
>You sir are gonna do NUMBERS on the solar net! Fight the good fight!

Doom Slayer
>B: Boooooooo! And I don't mean it in the scary way!
>B: You can't prove to me that you're not a fake!
>DS: no...
>B: AHAA! The real doomguy would never say a word like that. Get outta heeere!

Devil Marine
>Looking a little grim there, Doom guy. What's up with the new drip?
>... Devil Marine, huh. Quite devilish. Those demons need to know what's coming to them!
>*Takes Picture*
>They better watch out, if they know what's good for 'em, heeheehe. Good luck!

Gary
>Nice hat! Very dapper...
>*Takes Picture*
>I love my hat, but maybe I should give a top hat a chance... they're very classy!

Doot
>B: Sheesh, why are you a nerd?"
>B: You should be like that other revenant. Strong and rebellious, instead of a NERD!
>D: *Doot Doot*
>B: What do you mean I'm projecting!? Hey!! Don't look!
>D: *Suspicious dooting*
>B: N-No, I wasn't reading about thermodynamics and automated machines!!
>B: I think I heard a flute or something, somewhere, actually! Go check that out instead, ok? BYE!!

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>>82734875
Peppino
>Ah, you must be the delivery guy! Thank goodness. I'm starving over here..
>Here's the cash, good sir...
>What? You're actually here to beat up the demons?
>And you're not here with my Pizza?!?
>Oh man... now I'll starve for sure. BYE!

The Noise
>B: THE Noise?! Must be my lucky day!
>N: Heh. My reputation precedes me. Go ahead. Let's take a picture!
>B: Heeheehe, Franky is gonna be sooo jealous!
>B: *Takes Picture*
>B: Thank you Mr. Noise! We Love your movies!
>N: (They'll really watch anything these days...)
>B: What was that?
>N: You meet someone new everyday, I said!
>B: Heehee, it's true! BYE!
>N: (Phew...sucker)

Stupid Rat
>B: Oooh, exotic fauna!
>B: *Takes Picture*
>B: Girls love little critters like us.
>B: Actually, we could take over the solar net if we joined forces, heeheehe..
>SR: *Squeak*
>B: Ah, I see! A free sprit. I can respect that!
>B: Good luck on your quest to get all the cheese!

The Doise
>Uh... I think I saw something or someone behind you!
>You don't see it? Lemme take a picture...
>*Takes picture*
>Check it ooouuut...
>He looks angry tho... He's pointing at you, actually.
>Now he's sliding his finger across his throat...
>Agh, this is too scary! You guys got ISSUES! Leave me out of it! BYE!

PTG
>B: Ah! What are you?
>B: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
>B: Wha ah! Hey! You're the one who approached!
>PTG: *Sips*
>B: Wha-
>PTG: BuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUuuuuuurp!
>PTG: ...urp
>B: Uh... sniff....
>B: UUUUUGHH that smell... ACK HACK!!
>B: So DISGUSTING! GET AWAY!
>PTG: *sips*

PIG
>B: Ah! Please don't burp at me again!
>PIG: Oink.
>B: Huh? Ok you seem alot more friendly.
>PIG: *Sips*
>B: Oh not again...
>PIG: BuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUuuuuuurp!
>PIG: ...urp
>B: Couugh... hackk...
>B: You truly are a swine!
>PIG: *sips*

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>>82734890
BOB & bob
>Bob... AND bob? So, how do you know who's who?
>Just the color of your shirts. I see.
>So, red is usually the leader. Then that means he's the one in charge, right?
>Hey! What are you guys arguing about, all of a sudden?!
>Leave me out of it! BYE!

King Walrus
>Ah! Royalty!
>*Takes a picture*
>Thank you for letting me take a picture with you, your Highness!
>We don't have kings where I'm from, but they appear in fun movies!

The Melty Man
>B: *Takes a picture*
>B: Sorry, I just couldn't resist taking a picture of your freaky head, hehehe...
>MM: ....
>B: Hey... why are you giving me that look?...
>MM: ....
>B: Glup....

Froise
>Oh no you look so sad....
>*Takes a picture*
>See this? Imagine how you would look if you weren't pointing that thing to your face!
>...What do you mean you'll think about it?
>You look dumb doing that! You could be kicking butt with that revolver!
>Hey whoaawo, hey no need to point that thing at me!
>...ah, now you're pointing it back at yourself again. Ugh whatever! BYE!

Serious Sam, SS4, and Sam BFE
>B: Why so Serious, Sam? Heehee.
>S: Because Sam I Am!
>B: Hey! What about the serious part?
>S: It's implied.
>B: Ah, I see. Thank you for humoring me, Sam. BYE!

Fred Chexter
>A walking waffle? The peeps got to see this!
>*Takes Picture*
>Heehehe! The tiny legs carrying your giant waffle body makes you look really funny!
>What? What do you mean you're not a waffle? You're false advertisement.... Goodbye then, faker!

Heavy
>B: AAAH! It's the Heavy Weapons Guy!
>B: *Takes Picture*
>B: I can't believe it. I love your game about poker and stuff.
>H: Heavy did play the poker, Dah. But profession is killing tiny baby men as a team in a fortress.
>B: Fortress what? There's 2 of them? Tell me more....
>H: Heavy has many stories, baby man. But for another day.
>H: Team needs Heavy to kill demons.
>B: Godspeed, Heavy man!

Marco
>Ohh, sooory sir, I don't have a drink for you...
>Heeheehe, I'm just yanking your chains...

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>>82734914
Megaman Sprite
>Woah.
>*Takes Picture*
>They weren't kidding. You really are made out of real sprites.
>From the actual Megaman video games....
>Just not the platforming ones, heehee. Cheers!

Moorhuhn
>Give me Give me Gime me More huhn!~ Dun dudu dun dudu dun!~
>Ah! Sorry, I was listening to some tunes... Hey! You're the guy from the song I was just listening to!
>*Takes a Picture*
>The joke on the song is that he wants MORE huhn, which is a pun on wanting more of you, Moorhuhn!
>Hmmm... would this mean there's a Less huhn?
>.....
>Noo waaaay. Heehaahahaha! He does exist!
>Hee.. Thanks for the hearty laughs, MORE Huhn. heehee..

Morshu
>B: So, you're telling me you just go around following these guys to make a quick buck?
>M: Mmmmmmm hmmmmmm.
>B: That might be really smart. My buddy Franky did tell me he was looking into this tactic too.
>B: You might have someone to compete with soon, Shop man! Heeheeha, Good luck!

Niko
>Great. Another little furball walking on 2 legs. Just when I thought I was free of them...
>Wait a minute... sniff.. sniff.. do I smell pancakes!?
>Ah! So yummy! Sorry for being rude earlier. Will you share some with me?
>Oh, you already ate them, huh. I see how it is... cancel my last, then... BYE!

Quote
>Aaah! A robot! Please don't hurt me!!
>... Hey, nothing's happened to me. Are you a good robot?! What a relief....
>They taught us that sentient robots become evil and try wiping the solar system.
>They did it once! Now we can only make dumb robots that run on a sequence...
>N-not that I would make a robot. Only NERDS would do that, hee..heehe..
>Hey, don't look at me like that!! I'm grateful you're a nice robot, ok!?

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>>82734934
Rayman
>Ah. It's Rayman... Hey actually...
>Mind hooking me up with the Rabbids? Franky and I are big fans!!
>They're always getting into mischief. Big inspiration, really!
>Uh, what's up with the mean look, Man? Heehee, get it? Cause you're Ray MAN...
>... I take it you're not gonna help a brother out here.... Whatever! BYE!

Sir Dan Fortesque
>B: Did your jaw drop when you saw how AWESOME I am? heehee..
>Dan: Hmmmpphhmphhmmmmmmph.
>B: What was that? I didn't get it...
>Dan: Hmmmmmph-
>B: I have an idea! Write what you wanna say on my phone!
>Dan: *Tap tap tap tap*
>B: Ah, ok let's see what you wrote...
>B: Well, that wasn't very nice!
>Dan: HmmphHmmphhhhhmp.
>B: I'm not letting you write on my phone again! Be mean somewhere else! BYE!

YV
>YV: Gunz God.
>B: Ah! Hey what's up?
>YV: Strapped. Born 2 gun.
>B: Ah, you sound excited to shoot those demons, huh?
>YV: Dead body lootin' Mutant shootin' Rootin' tootin'
>YV: Luger totin' Ruger loadin' Bullet throwin'-
>B: (Eeesh. I think I'm just gonna ignore this guy...)

Spamton
>I've heard about you, sleezebag!
>Let's just not start a conversation right now.
>BYE.

Anton
>B: Heeheehe. Play ball!
>B: *Takes Picture*
>A: Well uh, y'know, I'm more of a Demolitionist guy now.
>B: Huh? What happened to the exterminator gig?
>A: Uh, I just demolish moles, instead of, y'know, exterminating them.
>B: But that's the same thing!
>A: No it isn't! I get to whack 'em with my hammer!
>A: There's also all those boxes and buildings I bring down all the time.
>B: You did that with the ball too! Remember? All those bricks you had to take down?
>A: I'm not arguing with a blue mole. Cause you really are busting my balls right now.
>B: A wha-
>A: I'd say my time's better spent takin' care of the demons instead of explaining my job to you.
>B: UGH! WHATEVER! You can go now! BYE!
>A: I don't wanna be here neither!

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>>82734958
Postal Dude and Postal 2 Dude
>Dude: Gary Coleman?
>B: Wha? Who?
>Dude: Oh. You don't sound like him.
>B: He's like a real, undead ghost or something?
>Dude: Maybe? I don't know. He kept coming back.
>B: That's scary.

Postal 1 Dude
>B: Ah.. uhm... don't hurt me!
>Dude: ....
>B: Eh... you're just gonna stare at me, looking all crazy!?
>B: ... wh-whatever! As long as we keep it civil h-here!
>B: ....

Raven (Hudu)
>B: EEE! A real mech! This is so cool!
>B: *Takes Picture*
>B: Look at that armor... Ooooh that's so smart with the joints! I'm writing this down for later...
>B: E-ehem I mean, really cool armor, bro.
>B: The mech has been scaled down. May I know who's controlling it remotely?
>R: *Hudu sounds*
>B: Whaaat?! What are you doing in there!?
>B: Incredible. They made something awesome just to put some dynamite THING in there..
>R: *Glares*
>B: Ugh...

Peter Shorts
>So they used you for science experiments, huh.
>You don't even got no arms. What were they going for?
>....Why are you squinting and staring at me like that?
>My little nubs?! Yeah they're small but no one's cloning me!
>There's gotta be more to it....

Ash Williams
>B: Ah! THE Ash Williams!
>B: *Takes Picture*
>B: I hear you're actually immortal!
>Ash: Not exactly. It's complicated... Hey! How do you know about that?
>B: I saw you playing Poker. The robot guy explained it while that curse made you talk funny.
>Ash: My life really is like an open book. I blame the Necronomicon.
>B: Is that book dangerous?
>Ash: It's definitely cursed. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
>B: So why don't you destroy it then?
>Ash: I tried burning it. Dumping it. Burying it. It just keeps coming back.
>B: Sounds stressful. I could never...
>Ash: Don't worry, Casper. It's only following ME around. I'm used to it by now.

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>>82734975
Tony Soprano
>B: Mister Soprano. How's the afterlife treating ya?
>Tony: Same way minding your own god damn business is going for you, Coglione.
>B: HEY! That's not nice...
>Tony: You know what's not nice?! Getting whacked then being stuck with this prick.
>Paulie: Oooooh. It ain't so bad, T.! We still get to play Poker with Christofuh at the Irish Pub.
>Tony: SHUT UP! I'm tired of Saint Patrick's day! GRAAAAH!
>B: So you're just here to take a break from your group hell, huh?
>Tony: You think you're really smart. Well don't get cozy... You'll be stuck with us one day...
>B: You're just trying to scare me off.....
>B: Maybe if I tell a certain Bouncer about where you're at right now...
>Tony: Eh... Don't worry about, kid. We were just... just on our way out. Have a nice day!
>B: Yeah that's what I thought...

Homer
>H: AAAAA! Ghost!
>B: Hey! Keep it down, yellow man! I'm trying to watch some memes...
>H: Oh. Ok.
>B: Wait a second...
>B: You're THE fat yellow man from the memes!
>H: Ooooh, can I see?
>B: Sure!
>H: (Hehheheheh. That's me when (I was an astronaut / I became a golden god / I was dying lit / I was getting Bart an instagramer Haircut in spanish / I was trying to steal Bart's Butterfingers / I was hiding in the bushes / I broke the lie detector). / Hey! That's when the Boy whacked me in the head with a chair.)
>B: *Takes a Picture*
>B: Heeheehee, this is pic's gonna make some big numbers, man!
>H: Make sure to get my good side, boy.
>B: We're both round. All sides are good, really.

Spy
>Oooh! A sneaky spy...
>I won't take a picture this time... Don't wanna spoil the surprise to the other spy, heehee...

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>>82735000
AVGN
>B: What's up with that face?
>AVGN: I keep getting thrown into these games, with their shitty maps!
>B: WHA!? I thought you liked DOOM!
>AVGN: I've fought mapsets so bad....
>AVGN: So bad I'd rather let a skunk scrape his rotten asshole on my face than playing them again!!
>B: ah...
>AVGN: *Drinks some Rolling Rock*
>AVGN: (Magenta spire!? More like Diahrrea spire! / Mountain of Grunch?! More like What a Bunch of BULLSHIT! / FlotSam, huh? Well they weren't lying. Maps sure felt like a shipwreck alright. / Pizza Steve?! More like Piece a SHIT! / DBP? Yeah. I Dread Boring Paragraphs. Who's gonna read those walls of text anyways?! / 3's a crowd?! More like this is a fraud!)
>AVGN: It fucking fucks, it sucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's-
>B: AH! I GET IT! Sheesh. You're one ANGRY NERD!
>AVGN: The ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD(TM) if you please...but you're right. It's MY duty to play everything that's shit!
>B: This isn't healthy...
>AVGN: *Drinks more Rolling Rock*

JdG
>B: Nice Shirt. Are you on vacations?
>JdG: A merde. Un Fantome. Je suis litteralment en l'enfer.
>B: Hey! Ok yeah maybe this is hell, but I'm not really part of the undead!
>B: And you're still alive!
>JdG: Une chance je ne suis pas morte!
>B: Everyone here's still alive! Well except for a few. Like that Soprano guy. He dead!

Pico
>Go Pico yeah yeah Go Pico, go!~
>Hey! You're the guy from the song!
>*Takes Picture*
>Kids around the Solar net love your antics with that 'Boyfriend' guy!
>Huh? What do you mean you've been at it for much longer?

Goddamn I hate this character limit but filling the gaps with smaller dialogue interactions would disrupt the class order.

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>>82735025
Trollface
>Bumpy: That smile... your face must hurt by now!
>Bum: ... something ain't right here..
>Bummer: ... h-hey! That's not my name!!
>Trollface: ....problem?
>Bumfuck: YES!. Look at me! This is wrong! What's happening! You gotta fix it, I can't feel my little knubs! My color is gone! And you can only read this inside the ACS file!! THE TEXT IS CUTTING OFF!!
>Trollface: Trololololoooo lololooooo loloolooooooo! YEEYHEEYEEYEEYEEE!
>B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>Trollface: *snap*
>Who?: Guh... Ah! I'm back to normal! That was scary! Fix my name and don't do that ever again!
>Trollface: Sorry. It will happen again!
>BYE: GLUP!

Artificer
>B: Hey! Are you the Artificer!?
>Arti: *bubbles*
>B: Oh thank goodness. I got a message from a guy calling himself... THE DERIVER.
>Arti: *angry bubbling intensifies*
>B: What's up with you two?!
>Arti: *burbles*
>B: He did WHAT?! Can't believe I let him get so close. That's scary!
>Arti: *bubbles*
>B: A free drink at your bar for the troubles? Nice... Thank you!
>Arti: *bubbles*
>B: But no alcohol? Boooo... and I don't mean it in the scary way...
>Arti: *burbles explaining the situation*
>B: Of course that white headed freak ratted out my age...
>Arti: Anyways, thank you, Mr. Artificer guy! Kick the Deriver's ass for us all!

Telos
>B: A space hunter!? Ah! NO! I didn't do it. It was the guy with the trash bag head!!
>T: Your days of tormenting Pac-Man are over, Inky.
>B: Ok. Hold it. I'm not Inky! I'm BUMPY! Name's on the dialogue box! See?
>T: My bad. Stand down, Sven.
>B: So what brings you here then, Mr. Space Hunter?
>T: Got dragged into this wormhole and now we're stranded here.
>B: I thought you lot worked alone. Why are you working together with these guys all of a sudden?
>T: .....
>T: You just want me to say the line, don't you?
>B: Ugh, you found me out! I even got the video rolling. It was gonna be EPIC!
>B: Arms.... COMBINE!
>T: ....

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>>82735042
Deriver
>B: What's up with the edgy look?
>D: ....
>B: Ah, the strong, silent type I see. Too cool for us, even!
>D: ... If you see the Artificer, tell him I'll be waiting.
>B: Lemme guess. You guys talk to each other through other people.
>D: .....
>B: Get a room! Talk it out jeez!
>D: *Sword swoosh*
>D: If you're not of use to me then I might just....
>B: OK OK! I WILL LET HIM KNOW! Please don't whack me!
>D: *Sheathes sword*
>D: That's better. See you around.
>B: *GLUP*

Killer45
>B: Ah! That look is so cool!
>B: *Takes Picture*
>B: You rock those better than a certain someone I know..
>45: At least he's helping out with clearing all these demons. What are you doing to help?
>B: I uh. uh.
>45: .....

Killer46
>B: I love all the ninja stuff I've been learning about!
>46: ???
>B: HIYAH! WAATTTAAH! YOOOOOO... DUM DUM! WOOSH!
>46: *Rubs his hand on his forehead in disappointment*
>B: You don't look impressed... Maybe it's because I can't kick. I got no legs!
>46: *Japanese mumbling*
>B: Oh no! I didn't mean to make a joke out of your Culture!
>B: Sorry! I got too excited! I loved what I saw, that's all...
>46: *Nods in understanding*

Gammu
>B: That's one big hat... can I try it?
>G: Sorry sweety, but I still need it. It completes the look, mon cheri.
>B: What? You talk weird for, being a kid and all.
>G: Yeah, about that... It's a long story. Don't worry about it, hun.
>B: Hmph... Lemme guess. You are older than you look.... you're not a hag, are you?
>G: You second hand halloween prop!I'm young!! Just usually not this young...
>B: Whatever. I got a bad feeling about all this! BYE!
>G: FINE! I don't like talking to rude, blue pricks anyways!

Kyuteru
>B: Hey lady is it true?!
>K: ???
>B: That you and the big rat are together?
>K: ...
>B: Aww... I really wanted an answer. Ok then. BYE!

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>>82735054
Leclerc
>B: Tennnn....HUT! Heeeheee, always wanted to say that to a real soldier!
>B: Ah! Wrong country?! Sorry! Oooh, that gun looks nice. Can I try it?
>L: *Shakes head*
>B: Ah, nuts...

Lother
>B: What's up with your arms? They're trembling like crazy.
>L: Coffee.
>B: I'm not a big coffee guy. It makes my eyes shake so much I get dizzy and pass out...
>L: I pass out without coffee.
>B: You should get checked. That's not normal!

Indie Gal
>Woah!
>*Takes Picture*
>That's a really cool motorized gauntlet.
>I also have no idea what an indie means...

Codsworth
>B: Sniff Sniff... Something smells fishy....
>B: Ah, my nose never betrays me, even with this bandaid on top, heeehee.
>C: You! Seal! You still owe me for that lobstah...
>B: Wha? I thought Franky was gonna pay for it...
>C: Actually he paid his half. Said a 'Quincy' asked him not to spoil you anymore.
>C: Anyways, this shouldn't be falling onto me, so pay up! Also, I'm charging interest, heh.
>B: Ah, crud!

Gun Garth
>B: Ah! The light's bouncing right into my eyes! Your head is so shiny and bald!!
>G: The pot calling the Kettle black, kid!
>B: Hey! I have a big hair. See!?
>B: I also wear a hat because I'm considerate...
>G: Sucks to suck.
>B: HEY! Ugh, I think you're foolish. BYE!
>G: Don't start something you can't finish, Bluey.
>B: Wrong character, air head!
>G: Don't care. Cya.

Bandit Bowie
>Oooh, I love westerns! Here! Smile for the camera!
>*Takes Picture*
>Heehee. Excellent. This is gonna do NUMBERS on the solar net!
>People love their underdog stories and their cowboys, y'know?

SPOT Soldier
>Ah! That turret on your shoulder!
>*Takes Picture*
>Interesting... Could use some servo motors on that actuator tho...it'll shoot straight like this...
>Ah! Ehm... I mean, cool robot dude! Yeah! heehee... I'm NOT geeking out over it or anything, ok! BYE!

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>>82735076
Wad-chan
>Oh hey! Hello!
>I didn't think I'd see a fellow blob around here.
>I'm just hanging out, waiting for my flight. I get to whack interesting people with my boombox, heeheehe!
>You should meet my buddy Franky! He becomes nice around other blobs. He's yellow, got a flower on his head.

Tooth Fairy
>B: Oh no. Not you again!
>TF: You missed your appointment. Your teeth can still be saved!
>B: I already told you, you big enamel bully! I just eat everything whole!
>B: So what if I have teeth there anyways? I don't use them! They're basically just for show!
>B: I shouldn't have told you that I'm not really a ghost! This is annoying! BYE!

Imagician
>Magic is so weird. I don't get it.
>No, I don't float with magic. Use an infrared camera and you'll see what's going on...
>No idea how you're floating like that though.That's why I said I don't get it!
>Anyways.. uh. Nice glasses, nerd! Heeheehe....

Mobster Matt
>B: Heee hee. Hey, I'm walkin 'ere!! Fugged about iiiit!
>Matt: You makin' fun of me?!
>B: Wha uh! No, I-
>Matt: I'll bash that lil' blue mug of you 'till you're eating through a straw!
>B: I-I didn't mean nothin' by it! I'm just fascinated by the accent. I love hearing it in the movies, sir!
>Matt: Ah yes the movies. Used to hate those, but now they put me in a good mood.
>Matt: Tell ya what. I'll letchu off easy this time. But you bettah not mess with me again. Capiche!?
>B: Capisco! Capisco!
>Matt: Good...

Warglock
>B: What's up with the guns? I thought you were a wizard.
>W: I am a warglock, young lad.
>B: Whazzat?
>W: My Sorcery is formidable. But when I hunger for powers beyond the arcane... Behold! *Click*
>B: Whoa..
>B: *Takes picture*
>W: Ye ol' warglock family evolved to embrace the new, blue boy. Being blind is not wise!
>W: Also, mind deleting that picture? We're at an airport and that evidence would get me banned!
>W: You can take another one, just without the gun.
>B: Oops. Will do!

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>>82735087
Stickguy
>B: Oh no. No no no noooo!
>B: There's more of you?!
>S: ???
>B: Y'know. You big headed, stick body types!
>B: I can't deal with this! BYE!

Gumboald
>B: Ah! What happened to your lips!
>G: *Unintelligible shouting*
>B: I can't understand anything!
>G: *Mumbling*
>B: Ah. Umm...Your hands are too small to type on my phone. This won't do...
>G: EHEM. Your phone flashlight is on.
>B: Wha? You're right. Thank you!
>G: All in a day's work for a sheriff!

Basinga
>Bas: Eeek! Ah, sorry, I keep thinking you're a real ghost!
>Bumpy: I'm real! And I am a ghost. That's our species' name..
>Bas: But you haven't been killed a single time!
>Bumpy: You're the one killing me right now...being all mean and stuff.
>Bas: Ok. Fine. Sorry ghost, who is very real. That'll do, right?
>Bumpy: ...My name is Bumpy.
>Bas: Uh... Sorry, Bumpy, the very REAL ghost. Now it's all good.
>Bumpy: Hmm, now say I'm cool and scary when I want to be, and how-
>Bas: I'm not saying that.
>Bumpy: *Glare*
>Bumpy: I see... Then I don't want to talk to you anymore. BYE!
>Bas: Whatever.

Cray
>Hey! You look interesting!
>*Takes a picture*
>Hehe... Oh, someone has a question for you, in my new post!!
>You got those fluffy ears and tail, but the rest of your body is bald.
>So. What species are you?
>That's too much of personal question? Fine, I won't pry anymore...
>That's all for now. Thank you and good BYE!

Viktory
>You military types are always so serious.
>You should relax, lady. Here! I got a funny picture!
>(Wha?! Tough crowd... uh.nI got nothing else. BYE! / Heehee, knew this would cheer you up! Being in good spirits helps! Cheers ma'am!)

Magnifico
>B: Oh.... Oooooooohooooho wow!
>B: *Takes Pictures*
>B: We saw your... movie? Can you even call it that?... Hahahaha! What a mess!!
>M: Oh, I'd like to see you do my job!
>B: You set the bar so low I'm sure I could, heehehehe....
>M: Graaaaah! Out of my sight, spectre!
>B: Yeah, it'd be embarrasing if I kept hanging out around you. BYE!

>>82735087
>>82734914
matt and the bobs are so cute
>>82734934
possible franky class hinted in the morshu dialogue?
>>82734890
>noise is completely aware that his films are garbage
kek

>>82735105
>Stickguy
>>B: Oh no. No no no noooo!
>>B: There's more of you?!
>>S: ???
>>B: Y'know. You big headed, stick body types!
>>B: I can't deal with this! BYE!
What did he mean by this

>>82735682
He's racist

So how do Noise's movies perform better than Magnifico's did when they're apparently dogshit?

>>82729816
Some drawfag also drew him with a huge cock in /tdm/ once

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The keybind for the global paintbrush is in BYOC Options > Controls

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>>82722006

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>wad-chan and tooth fairy are seeing each other
That makes three gay classes.

Why do PIG's minipigs die off without anything targeting them? I thought it was Imagician's summons but that wasn't the case. And eventually enough died off that the barn exploded and returned to level 1.

The "character backstory" idea for the class select menu might get scrapped in the full release

the noisette dialogue for YV confirms that noise has an /x/ (and possibly /pol/) bitchute channel

Someone needs to fix the "client command flood" issue with nuzlocke

>>82740670
I'm also having trouble joining/leaving spectator mode in the same server, and it told me "there are still regular classes available" when I selected Shotgunner even though there weren't.

Classes are still marked out in Nuzlocke even when the mapset is completed and goes back to MAP01.

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>One of the greatest games I have ever laid my eyes upon
>It's shafted by its own game company

>>82741359
How do you figure? The game came out and it's done well.

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>>82729816
Hed need correction in that case.

>>82737572
At least post the image

>>82741801
Now that I think about it, Meltyman doesn't immediately beat the shit out of him like he does with everyone/thing else. Maybe the blue ghost gives him that shred of self-awareness that lets him love Worm Friend.

>>82741359
I think what TdP is doing with Pizza Tower is the correct action: selling merch while not milking the IP further with DLC and sequels.

Peter Shorts (class) is very interesting

It's Mother's Day. Right now it's brunch time, so go have some fun with your mothers everyone! Just don't be so picky with the places you find, they're probably all booked up... good luck!

>meltyman in the 2.0 AND 3.0 titlemaps
It's like they know.

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What are your favorite pieces of Sockoise wisdom? For me
>I LIKE CHEX QUEST. I LIKE RPG.
>NUMBERS HAVE GENDERS. SEVEN IS A TOMBOY.
>TIP: ACTIVATE FULLBRIGHT MODE FROM THE CONSOLE.
>SECRET DOORS CAN BE SEEN WHEN CLOSE TO DEATH.

>>82749626
>STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME.
>THE WOISE HAS PASSED. YOU'RE THE LAST ONE.
>STOP AND TAKE A PICTURE! THIS ONE'S RARE.

>>82749626
all his genuinely schizoid dialogue is so good: “A WORLD OF MEAT AND PLASTIC” is my fav

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Good lineup here

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I wonder if Pigman is going to put this character in one of his games, or if he'll just be for mods akin to Melty?

King Walrus' voice clips are from WoW, the male dwarves to be exact.

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I wish Maurice had his own dental record and Bumpy dialogue.

why would anyone play shared lives over breakthrough

>>82755115
Tooth Fairy mentions poor diet and alcohol in quite a few of her records, I don't think she's going to be happy with Maurice.

>>82757136
Let's say Fesh has the gall to make such a joke. Which class(es) would have cum breath?

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>>82752441
And intended for slaughtermaps, apparently. So was Wad-chan.

>>82721950
Tooth Fairy is the only person who knows how Arti looks without the helmet

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>>82760312
Who says the helmet is removed?

I'm glad Peter Shorts can alleviate Meltyman's big problem wherein monsters are too far away for him to satiate his bloodlust with

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>>82744884
Oh yeah, from what I remembered, NISA hardly acknowledge the game until fans had to ratio one of their tweets and forced them to say "Hi, there is an update but we aren't bringing it to the western release until later at a date we do not know yet."

And most peoples first introduction to Mad Rat Dead was through a fucking Silvagunner rip, which is probably a fate worse than death.

>>82721438
>noise is an ex convict
What were his charges?

>>82761433
Being gay sexo, Anon.

>>82761433
Annoying a cheeseslime.

Deriver's Cycler and Particle Lance feel way too good for them to be on the shotgun and plasma rifle slots respectively but I suppose that's the point of a limited/condensed arsenal.

>byoc_modelpackv0.0.2.pk3
When is this unnecessary junk from 2023 going to be deleted so that retards stop hosting it

>>82760633
Is it true that he eats cement?

>>82762390
Vigi absolutely would get him for that.

>>82740475
>Noisette knows Heavy's first name
>Bumpy isn't legally old enough to drink (this probably means he's under 18, given that his creator is a leaf)
>Mobster Matt runs a front company
>Wad-chan is plowing Tooth Fairy's ass

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>>82728530
Made a server of my own if anyone is interested. The Valiant one I hosted yesterday did pretty well.

>>82766994
>bumpy likely under 18
>depression.webp

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https://files.catbox.moe/se4vpx.mp4