Smug Bird EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82647358OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Old imps can be the biggest sluts
RED
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
Evil WhiteHusk (BlackShell) be like "Haha I love brown people"
>>82664712But I like Italians...
My husband is a proud white man
Will you abide the they/themussy?
Alastor is a proud white man
>>82664826Kys
>>82664857Zarathustrian Thussy
Some princes don't become kingseven at the best of times i'm out of my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
>>82664880im guessing henry is heroin? I would have him a bit more masculine but its pretty good!
>>82664880the way I thought this was the Eden family at first glance
What if Vox destroyed one of the Rings with the Might of Lilith?
>>82665041Realistically: the other Sins (unless it's Satan, the others would probably die if shot at with that WMG) would tear him to pieces.Dramatically: the rest of Hell goes into a panic, while the other Sins refuse to get involved despite the danger because mighty or not, immortals fear death and they wouldn't want to be next.
>>82665090Comically: they wouldn't give a shit even if Vox kept killing them.But a more serious question: what would happen if an unlimited (100 megatons) Tsar Bomba exploded in one of the non-Pride Rings?
Saar Bomba.
>>82665162Well, it depends on the Sin. I'm pretty sure Ozzie and Bee would be horrified by the massacre on their people, but Mamnon would be more annoyed at his financial losses and Satan would rage more at the fact this happened at all.
>>82665322CUTE DEER
Would you have shot Alastor?
>>82665387Is that crimson or moxxie?
>>82665387impregnate sally mae
Abel getting it on with my exorcist girls part 1/3 You may be wondering what they see in a pudgy awkward loser like him, but he's fun to tease and play with,
>>82665570
>>82665572
>>82664826I will abide by Alastor being my wife (male)
Yee haw~
>>82665408That being a thing in canon wouldn't shock me tbdesu, since there was a popular movie from 2007 that had a tranny get pregnant. It's why I roll my eyes at woketards getting upset about "the past," given how diverse it already was without even trying.
Deersmell
Sensually feeding Stella my chicken nuggies.
big black bosoms
>>82664660would any imp
>>82664660
I need images of LUTE
>>82666990
It actually disgusts me that some White people still go out of their way to defend brownoids and brownwashing of Aryan-coded characters. Like, it actually disgusts me.
St Peter deserves to be depicted like this
>>82667037What's wrong with Adams expression?
>>82667203It's just his goober maskhttps://youtu.be/6mgNLE4GHvk?si=-y4kGKfAOIRw0yI-
>>82667317Jesus christ
stolas has gotten quite aloof with his old age in the mickeyverse
Your older characters are growing on me
>>82667493IF WE WERE PROMISED HEAVENTHEN WHYARE WEIN HELL
>>82667566and blitzo just cant see for shit
>>82664631he prefers looking up when he starts gargling dick
>>82666589whats the pricing like
>>82667676
Night all
>>82665570>>82665572>>82665577Cute…
>>82665577>>82665572>>82665570Abel abuse…
>>82666155Huh? In that film there were no trannies, the actress trooned out years later, but the character she played in Juno was a cis female. Massively overrated film, but hit the 'rawr random XD' aesthetic that was popular at the time.
I want to see Adam fuck Lute while Abel watches in horror while holding a notepad and pen, writing down how to have sex.
>>82669001This made lol in real
>>82669016Really?
>>82669412No god damn it, she's STRAIGHT
>>82669460...up gay!
>>82669481A gay woman dreaming of and being obsessed with a man to the point that she becomes schizophrenic and starts seeing his ghost. Curious
Adam...
>>82669504So lesbians really do crave dick...
>>82669520Lute?
i miss vaggie's x titties.
>>82669653Charlie...
>>82669653Lute...
>>82669504You are no fun
>>82670013Sorry, I'm just not feeling fun today.
does Octavia count as having daddy issues?shes not a stripper or white trash or trying to be a man... so?
>>82670834Octavia is a lovely girl that is just depressed due to her shut-in life in the Goetia family. She is not asexual. And she loves her dad.
>>82670101That’s a wedding dress
>>82671361Kino
>>82671438that deer is so androgynous
>>82671438Don't make him so feminine that it is weird again.
>>82671438SEX!!!THE DEER OWES ME YEARS AND YEARS OF MARATHON SEX!!!
>>82671532Shut up faggot
>>82671532No no, make him more feminine.
>>82671532>Don't make him so feminineBut he actually is.
>>82671573>>82671630Just make him a woman if you want feminie. Don't do this weird male that is basically a woman but still male shit, it makes no sense.
>>82671675Shut up faggot
>>82671675Alright from now on Alastor can only be a MAN.
>>82671675Deer doesn't even look like a girl here >>82671438 he's still got the wide shoulders. Why are you having a bitchfit?
>>82671696Are you guys always this sensitive
>>82671716Wtf kino
>>82671721Shut up faggot
>>82671645My wife is so cute.
>>82671721The guy whining over feminine Alastor is being sensitive, the art doesn't even make him look like a chick.
>>82671732All other Alastors are fake. Don't fall for feminine deer propaganda.
>>82671438Biblically accurate deer body
Cute deer skirt
>>82671770A man being slightly feminine is fine, Alastor is and that makes him interesting, but I'm whining if people just can't see when too much is too much. Men with make-up are a prime example, it just looks ridiculous to anyone that has a basic sense of aesthetics.
>"NO! THAT ALASTOR IS TOO WHITE/BROWN">"NO! THAT ALASTOR IS TOO FEMENINE/MASCULINE"Deer is just a fucking magnet for dramas
>>82671844He’s had that doe lashes. It's all natural
>>82672006Alastor is best boi.
>>82672062This, the lashes are canon
>>82672006Always HazbinStill best waifu
>>82672062
Deer transcends all sexualities.
>>82671438Gay sex with this man
deer is overrated.
>>82672260No
>>82672260Careful there
>>82671798All deer are good!
>>82672457... are they?
Mm deer dick.
>>82672521
>>82672778Charlastor if it was good.
>>82672642>>82672521The type of deer you cross too the other side of the street to avoid
>>82673707He doesn’t know…
>>82671361ENTER
What the fuck is plague up too?
>>82673707me>>82674164the guy she’s talking to
>>82674583Why does he look like a child?