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>>82718816>Doing the heart thing with their hands>Looks like the base is also a heart>Surrounded by flowersI mean come on
>>82718127Fuck the thick hyena, Remmy!
I'm in my thirties and there are still things I've done that I still cringe about. If I had a pack that constantly reminded me of how much I suck I would have killed myself in my early twenties
>>82719103>>82718816if they would've made them an official couple, I would run to preorder this statue.But I'm tired of being baited. I can't be excited for this with Byron and Jared constantly saying that they aimed to "play both teams" and making it "ambiguous". We can't interpret the movie as them falling in love if the directors are dismissing that interpretation thats, if you openly call it ambiguous that removes the ambiguity, because then you know its just designed to leave the option of romance open, not actually opening the door to romance.I know im shitty for still being angry about this, but it only gets worse with the months, I was somewhat happy in november, then just barely in december now here is may and I'm straight up livid that we still can't call them not even semi-canon without the haters showing up right away to call us delusional. Thanks, I had enough of that for 10 years.
>>82721202Pretty much everybody is that stupid at that point in their lives, it's just a part of the process of gaining life experience. But the sooner you can be humbled by that, the sooner you can grow to be a better person than before. That's really most of what Remmy's time in the pack comes down to
>>82723090>I know im shitty for still being angry about thisYou're not shitty, you're deranged. Every time I see this post part XVIII I'm floored by how mental you are. It's the weirdest thing someone could be upset about, the people who made bunny and fox in the kids movie aren't fully committing to their romance. Unironically if this genuinely rustles your jimmies months later then you need a therapist or someone to diagnose your brand of autism.Who cares about canon? Zootopia 5 will have vegetables being 'suddenly they've always been sentient' (and the Carrot Days festival is retroactively a genocide analogy) because 'make new things sentient and fucking coast on it' is the only plan these guys have. Who cares about haters reacting to 'semi-canon'. Haters will hate on anything, that's literally why they're called haters and is meant to remind you that nothing you can do will please them, but also what fucking losers are you getting into arguments with online over this? And why??There is approximately 1 trillion NickJudy works on ao3, you likely have thousands of works better written than anything these hacks could squeeze out from in between the butt cheeks of Disney censors. Please, christ, for the sanity of everyone else in this thread who must be as sick of this as I am next time you want to whine about this instead go to your sink and drink whatever you find under it.You spend your time whining, but have you created anything with all this energy you somehow have to care about this? Why not? Why not write some fanfic about how *you* think things should be. Or hell, a fic about how Nick and Judy really want to be together but how they're frustrated by forces higher than them not allowing it. I write! I have to be practiced for when I want to properly describe my hate!Those are the choices I'm giving you. Die or create art. Because I have to read this shit one more time I'm looking up how to send a bomb over the net.
>>82723752I'd fuck a carrot in it's vegi-gina, honestly.
>>82723752>You're not shitty, you're deranged.
>>82723752>go to your sink and drink whatever you find under it.encouraging suicide, nicewho the fuck are you to call others deranged. Get a gripimagine tilting this hard just because someone else is upset about something.
>>82723090Anon, they are clearly at the very least, leaving the door wide open for them to become a couple in 3. Just relax and see.
>>82723752>>82723090who in their right mind writes more than 20 words about a children's movie
>>82723090I'm trans btw
>>82723090>>82723752Fight fight fight, kiss kiss kiss
>>82721178Inspired by Zystopia?I've seen that rabbit girl somewhere before...
>>82725125concept art jude for zoo dystopia
>>82724949You know there's something actually sweet with the idea of this. Judy tries to come off strong, and Nick similarly guards his feelings. The fact they can argue with each other says a lot. They don't usually argue, they just move on. Being able to be confrontational with each other shows a lot of trust. Or I'm just hopelessly in love with seeing them together. Where does Aaronjay normally post? I'd like to just toss him a thank you for all the nice WildeHopps stuff he does.
>>82732648I just follow him on twitter but I don't think he's posted in a bit. Checked his deviantart and there wasn't anything since January unfortunately.
>>82732775>Karen assaults Joel cause she desperately wants to fuck him.
>>82730990Here's a blowjob-free version of Nick. I like the expression and pose, but I think Judy sucking him off is beneath their relationship.
>>82733425Beneath how? Do you mean they'd be more intimate, or that they wouldn't engage in sexual acts? Just curious what you mean, not trying to disagree.
>>82733469Blowjobs, anal, and blasting cum at the face are disrespectful sexual acts. I see Nick and Judy having more loving, regular sex.
>>82733545You sound like fun at a morgue
>>82733603I like to warm them up a little in the crematorium before fucking them. It's like having good leftovers. A bit crispy and rubbery but will do in a pinch.
>>82732775>>82733420I ship them so hard
zoop
There are goat species that humans created where if they get scared they fall to the ground and don't move a muscle. Imagine preds doing that to goats because they wanna breed with them but they aren't fast enough to-
she loves her fox so much
>>82733545>Blowjobs, anal, and blasting cum at the face are disrespectful sexual acts.
Al squeezing into the crowded couch, sitting right next to you and crushing you in between him and somebody else but you don't care what you focus on is your growing erec-
>>82737495Yes meatbag, become erect. Filthy organic emotions. Manipulate your penis until it creates an expulsion of semen!
>>82737900Charlie...
>>82738060
AngloFalcon wants to frot you with his small, uncircumcised British penis
>>82738060>>82738624It was the ai, not Charlie!
The British Empire collapsed because of uncircumcised British men, who were seen as weak and less manly by most of the rest of the world. In contrast, circumcision is why America became the world's only remaining superpower. That's why we get to say "Zootopia" in the Land of the Free while you crumpet crunchers have to call it "Zootropolis."
>>82740141Ah yes, Americans, think they are equivalent of spartans, because they are brave enough to mutilate their own children.That then turn into Trump voters,
Poor nick or Lucky nick?
Blowing this conspiracy wide open
>>82742470>A rival conspiracy content creator keeps using the fact that Nibbles is friends with cops to bash her
>>82743301Nibbles doesn't really sit well with that fact either but she can let this one slide because the pussy game ridiculous
>>82741552kino
I love rubbing my penis on another man's penis until we both ejaculate all over each other's penis and body. Oh it's so yummy and gay and homosexual, I just love frotting and getting covered in cum and semen and jizz and sperm.
>>82746577Where's the lie tho
>>82746561Source? Really well done.
>>82718127Jazz or Betty? Which one gets to slam the ram first?
>>82746927https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:47bygkda3ayxh7cthrnmp6l5/post/3mlc62am2pk2v
https://x.com/GanstFeveral/status/2053477073683890613
>>82724350I know we should be happy about that.But technically speaking the door was already open, now there is just a huge pink neon arrow pointing towards it, which isn't as much of a development as much as them flaunting what they already had.>>82732775>>82733420>>82734100This is a funny fanship I can get behind though, so I guess some good stuff did came out for Zootopia 2 too
I rub lidocaine cream on my penis, it's nice
>>82746954Velvet
>>82752969>Remmy being the filling in an Al and Velvet sandwich
>>82746954>>82752969Annake
>>82753270WRONGIt's Walter. Or Anneke. He can't really tell in the dark and he's too ashamed to ask.[spoilersdontworkherelol]They're actually taking turns and betting on who makes him cum the quickest.
>>82753270Ann Snake
>>82746954The entire Pack has a betting pool going on who's taking Remmy's virginity first after they found out he never got past kissing his past gf's.It was not considered bad form to bet on yourself.>>82750047>FoxIncest.mp4
>>82753451>you'd think your dick slapping his stomach while I ride him would tip him off that its not me>oh no, my dick is tucked into the sport undies>you got sport undies tooonoooOO YOU DIDN'T!>HEY I HAVE TO DRESS LIKE YOU OR HE NOTICES!
>>82753451>It's Walter.put your dick away waltuh
>>82746954i wanna slam jazz, remmy can plow the used goods
>>82750406I feel like by the end of 2 they were close friends. We the viewer needed to see them get closer, in my opinion, before they went and became a couple. Sure they could have done that on the weather wall with a kiss, but they didn't. I'm not upset by it cause it could pay off with an even bigger emotional hit in 3 if they blatantly say they love each other and kiss. And even if they don't I'll always see them as made for each other romantically. The characters exist and will likely never be apart, and that makes me happy.
>>82753602>Wait. I told him that he could fuck me right in the pussy last time. Really hyped by pussy-game too. How'd you talk him out of that?>I didn't. I just used a, thing, those pocket-sized fake pussies that Pandora was trying to shift.>He didn't notice?>Probably felt 'your' pussygame was lacking but he was moaning into my mouth too much to care. Also, you owe him blowjob next time you visit.
>>82754800More Jazz porn when? Remmy should be all over that thick cutie.
>>82746954her pack, her ram
>>82755540who draw dis :v
>>82755672bredturt
>>82756130Thanks for the new artist to follow. ALthough the fact both Remmies are sheared does make me think how much sex-stank sheepwool soaks up.... Also what fat-tailed sheep look like in Zootopia.
>>82755540She's about to ride the fuck out of him
>>82755540>>82756619>You'll never find someone who thinks you're worth it and rides you cowgirl style. I sure do like existing.
>>82752969All three of them smothering Remmy.
I think I remember someone posting this quite a few years ago...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc
>>82761036>Nick knots a traffic cone
zootopia deez nuts
>>82758091>They catch Remmy jerking it in the laundry room>Agree to keep it a secret if he helps fulfill a secret sex dream of theirs
>>82763019>They all have differing dreams>Jazz wants to chase Remmy, only this time she'd strip him naked one article of clothing at a time until he's completely vulnerable >Velvet wants to fuck behind a dumpster next to a public park trail that people use for jogging>Besides all these kinks is Betty; she just wants a quiet night with a guy who'll satisfy her. Vanilla af.
>>82756619>Would you rather have me or this burga?The good ending
>>82762314>Nick .. why is there>Carrots! Uhh. It's not what it looks like?>Like your groin is trying to use a megaphone?>Ok fine I saw the cone and remembered when you lost that bet, had a laugh, then got horny cause the idea of you restrained and wanting attention and look I'm in rut ok?!>You look uncomfortable.>PLEASE HELP YES>Judy crawls in head first to try and help.>Clawhauser walks in to offer the two a donut on his break.>Clawhauser I swear it's not what it looks like!
>>82765537Poor Betty. Terrible experience with that worthless wolf. But she's about to get exactly what she needs from a real man
>>82765556
>>82765564
>>82765571It'd be cute if they met by chance at a bar. Velvet wouldn't be so protective against a tiny dude like him, right?
sex with finnicksex with gideonsex with stusex with pawbertsex with garysex with jack
>>82765888Nick losing a bet and having to wear picrel for an entire workday
>>82766651
>>82766663
>>82765888Homosexuals will go to hell. Yes, even Byron. The Bible doesn't say there's an exception because he won an Oscar.
>>82767773>Secret pred/prey office romance double date
>>82768638lol
>>82769696this makes me think of college/university professor nick and student judy desu
>>82769696>Judy's plump butt>Nick's phat cockWhich would win in a fight?
>>82765571Is she balancing her foot on his back as he's kneeling, praying at the shrine of her wet puss? That's hot.
>>82765888Faggot.
>>82771420yes
>>82772213Teach me?
The urethral burn when fucking a guy up the ass after he had spicy tacos is mild compared to the fires of hell. Repent, fagfaces!
>posts a pic of a guy singing about lusting over the thing he hatesYour subconscious is telling you something.
>>82772290>Teach me?Open your mouthAnd close your eyesGet ready to suckOn a big surprise.
>>82773907Uhh, you're not gonna stick something yicky in my mouth, are you?
>>82776079Cowgirl lizard needs porn.
>>82776327ugly bastard stu
>>82776079I am that lizard that Nick plucked off of his warm, sexy body
>>82777539You just know they spent an afternoon practicing the eskimo kisses
>>82775544Is there more of this?
>>82780751One of my favorites.
>>82771273I hope she meets him again and he goes back to worshipping her
>>82784432...The first time they met where she racially profiles him, then watches him defraud a business while playing her like a fiddle? And calls him a 'real articulate fella'? Hell, skip forwards further in the day and it's him taking one look at her and verbally disassembling her. Like, jesus christ. She must fucking hate that mutant halfbreed baby.
>>82784938kek, I thought the same.
>>82784938>She must fucking hate that mutant halfbreed baby.who wouldnt'
>>82783040And this time he's bulked up enough to actually support her weight so he can hold her up straight as he laps Betty juice straight from the creek.
>>82784938You must live a miserable life
>>82787144betty's golden shower...
>>82784432>The Sweestest and Custest comic ever. >>82784938>This faggot: huk huk, this is stupid, they hate eachother
>>82787368>>>This faggot: huk huk, this is stupid, they hate eachotherI don't think that was his point, it was about when they meet each other specifically. Even if I do agree the best ships are the ones where they are ready to split the moment a disagreement happens on the 2/3rds of the movie.
>>82784432>h
>>82784938It was a rough start, but it makes how they've changed for and because of each other even more obvious and sentimental, if you ask me. I can see how each of them would value it.
i just realized there is no healthy ship involving judy
>>82787368>The Sweetest and Cutest comic ever. You need media literacy man. There's a name for this kind of thing >>82784432 , *glurge*. When something tries so hard to be sweet and sentimental it fucks up and completely undermines it's own message.The point isn't they hate one another (they obviously don't), the point is the comic uses a cliche - 'oh it reminds me of when we first met' - piece of sweet nothingness that doesn't fit Nick & Judy and in doing so it reveals itself to just be empty heartstring tugging glurge without any actual meaning.Their first meeting has no emotions or situations you'd want to associate with bringing a new life into the world and they had nothing like 'love at first sight'. Their relationship is great because they start out as enemies and become friends, but that comic is like 'oh, i look at this baby fox and I remember that time I saw my first fox in the city and was *sure* that red bastard was gonna mug someone or steal something if I didn't keep an eye on him, but then it turned out he wasn't and I complimented him for not being as retarded as I assumed a fox should be, but then it turned out I was right the first time and he was a criminal after all'. >>82787640I'm sure they can look back on it and laugh at it and all and be glad anyway that they met ec. etc. but it still makes no sense for her to reference when looking at her baby instead of literally any other moment with Nick after she first met him.
>>82788449its healthy when shes dating me
>>82787144Imma call the dik dik Richard Johnson from now onYou think Richard Johnson would use a corny pickup line on Betty after talking to her for a few hours?>"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?">"Oh my God, you could do better than that. Besides, I'm from hell. Ain't nothin angelic about me.">"... is that why you're so hot?">Betty nearly spits her drink
Velvet Jazz and Betty golden week bikini
>>82788449im here for a good time not a long time lole
>>82790654velvet jazz and betty stranded after a bikini heist leaving them with nothing to exit the change room
>>82790760it was me that stole the 'kinis
>>82790974I can't believe Marty would...wait, actually? I think he would
>>82791027im not marty i'm anon #47
>>82791151Excellent work #47, the bikinis have been reclaimed. Now find the nearest exit.
>>82791358https://youtu.be/oLTBJrstVe8
>>82791151>>82791358>>82791414I love this place.
>>82784938I assume the sentiment is the first time they really spent time together, not so much the very first meeting. To her it's probably all the charming or goofy things he did, the ride on the lift where he opened up, that sorta thing. Granted that could be worded there better but I get the gist of what they mean. Yeah their first few interactions were really rough but that makes them falling in love mean even more.
I can't stop masturbating
>>82795945judy inflation
Wolter gets his vyvanse prescription
>>82789336Yeah i doubt that
>>82796178... from Charlie, an illegal plug. he doesn't have health insurance
Do you think we'll ever get a TV series?
>>82797603>Do you think we'll ever get a TV series?What, another one?
>>82797603Lesbian Wildehopps!I love PeacheeBreeze sm~
>>82799022Nicole feigning <3
>>82797603They already blew it with zootopia+ and then abandoned it
the plush-fucking will continue until morale improves
Reindeers eyes change color according to the seasons. Gold in summer, blue in winter. The blue let's them see ultraviolet light, which is reflected by lichen against the snow. Basically, they evolved to be capable of finding their food sources during winter.#sheepfacts part 2 episode where Dolph explains this to people but they don't really care because nobody cares about Dolph
>>82799033>Nicole>Mitsubeats/CakeTriflez/Peachee
>>82805408nibbles' a girl?
>>82797603I hope not. Because the series will, as a necessity, have a lower budget than the film and have to make cost-cutting measure to stretch it out to fill the required minutes.For an exemplar of this problem, see Kung Fu Pands (2008) vs. Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, and take note of how empty the scenes are with large set but very few non-essential background characters.
>>82807143If the writing was good and focused on the right things I wouldn't mind a lower budget. Z+ was ok but I only really liked the waitress episode. The others were fine but not memorable to me. There's potential there though.
>>82808954>If the writing was good
>>82809791
>>82809799
>>82809058Am I wrong? I didn't say it would be, just that it would justify its existence to me even if it wasn't as well animated.>>82809791>>82809799Does it come with both nameplates? That's really cool if so. Moreso if the pen works and can record.
>>82810544I presume that the nameplates are on either side. I don't think the pen can write or record. The box says "decorative," and the pen doesn't really look like it will write to me. I bought one on eBay. It's coming from China, so it might take a few weeks.
>>82810788I'd buy this if it were like 20, but 60 is a bit much for it I think. Still cool though.
What do you think of the scuba meme?
>>82815458I don't get it, and it used ai to animate Nick. So can't say I'm fond of it.
need more shirtless gideon
>>82810788Just got to know where to get them, it does record (almost incoherently) and it does write.
>>82822783whats up doc
>>82819534Sure, if you want a cheap plastic bootleg.
>>82818665An overrated, piece of shit movie.
>>82823725zootopia isn't that bad
>>82823860Not Zoot, DD
>>82822783Is this an au where Nick was the cop first dealing with a rambunctious Judy? The idea that they fall in love or become inseparable in every reality tickles the romantic part of my brain.
I'm still wary of watching Z2 because it looks like a "remember this?" fest.
>>82824660Nope can't say I got that from the movie at all.
>>82824703The trailer didn't help.
>>82824660It really isn't, but-- and this isn't really a spoiler --it has basically the same plot structure as the first movie
>>82824660bro its literally only one movie and they actively despise all fucking work that isnt the moviethey show some conclusion that the first movie skim over in favor of more judy / nick scenes but the only "remember this" is bellwether/douk.mr big, clawhauser, shartira, etc are all proper characters in both movies so its less a remember moment and more of just using characters they have ready. this does not mean its a good movie but this is not a reason to hate it.
>>82824660still not watching it
