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>>82738342Happy Mother's Day! I've got a Dragon Quest V cap here to celebrate the event.>The lucky basta― *ahem* The PROTAGONIST of DQ5 was met with an impossible choice: marry Bianca, or marry Flora? Whichever he didn't pick would surely be horribly heartbroken not to have been chosen... probably... so, unwilling to hurt either of them, he made the HUGE sacrifice of marrying the whole pair!>A year has passed since then, and both his blushing brides are bearing his twins... two duos of very, very LATE twins, which has been far from easy for the first-time mothers...I have never personally played a version of Dragon Quest V that uses the localized names, but an inspection of the wiki tells me Squeenix America changed Flora to Nera for some bizarre reason eight years after the fan translation with her normal name had already come out. I really don't have a clue how many people actually think of her as Nera and not Flora, but her name only appears one time in the cap, so it was very easy to export a version with her "dub" name too. It'll be in the next post.
>>82738949Here's the "Nera" version.My apologies to the Deborachads for leaving your wife out; I was not able to find an image I liked of her. Annoy your favorite/least favorite Twitter artist with "Now draw her pregnant" messages!
>>82738342I also have this second Mother's Day caption; "My Mom the Gynoid".The request for this caption was:>Anon goes home to see his mom.>Nothing lewd happens, it's just been a while and it does her good to see him again.While working on my Riichi Mahjong-based caption from last year (The Au Ra one; I'll post it later), I was also planning a story based on my second favorite Asian board game, go, which eventually coalesced into the idea for this cap. I enjoy the past/future contrast of go, which is at least 2,500 years old, being played by a robot girl.Once again, you shouldn't have to know anything about the game to enjoy the cap, but if you're curious why the word "atari" is used, the video game company is named after the go term.
>>82738949>>82738976Anon FUCKING delivers. These are both great in their own ways, and I have to say, as the original requester of the second cap, I am very pleased with the results.
>>82739261Thank you. Always tickles me pink to please an OR.
>>82738949Big beautiful babymommas!I do enjoy the way the pair talks to (You) like you've turned to look at them with the dopiest, happiest grin possible, just full-on nothing but smiles as you look upon your very pregnant wives.>>82738976Muh heart. Cute fluff about making robots happy always gets my heart, especially when they get treated as family.Thank you for this, made my morning very sweet.And happy mother's day to all! I gave my mom and grandma sweets and baked brownies for them, hope you lot get to show love to your mother-figures (those that deserve it, at least).
>>82740438I agree with this filename, although it's one of those that, for me, is permanently connected to a song. Link related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsc-etVI2DQ
>>82741021I'm very happy I could improve your Mother's Day.I personally and with great self-sacrifice braved my unorganized closet for wrapping paper for the book I got for my mom, and her and I and my grandmother will be all heading out for brunch soon.>>82741030Lovely song; I'd never heard it before.Linda was the name the Princess of Moonbrooke got in my first playthrough of Dragon Quest II. I didn't even know her name was randomized until much later, so it's how I've always thought of her.
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>>82738293Hilda and Rosa are starting to have doubts about this 'Summer Battle Seminar' while Cynthia sizes them up for their new servi- I mean battle gear and reassures them Mast- I mean Sensei will make everything clear when they enter the "Training" Room
>>82738303Requesting>You're a new parent in Hometown and went to meet the kindergarten teacher for the first time, discovering that she's nicknamed the "Throat Goat" in the town's best-kept secret.
>>82738303You walk in to see your femboy Ambipom getting way to handy with your Snorlax and drinking YOUR MILK! You have to put this cheeky little brat in their place and remind them why you are the master (Obviously he is doing it on purpose).
>>82740014Carmelita was working undercover as a dancer. You just so happened to match the description of somebody she was trying to get information out of.
>>82738293Katrina gets knocked up by her fat, hung stud of a husband
>>82738303You've been in a relationship with your friends younger sister for a bit now. And while you've kept it a secret from him, their mother knows. And now with your friend away for university, you finally get to spend quality time with Nora. When you get up to her room, you see she is only wearing one of your old sweaters...
>>82752344...And only your sweater. That gets you to unleash a bout of sex neither of you have experienced before
>>82752376Somebody's becoming a grandma.
>>82738976This is the Au Ra Riichi Mahjong caption I was talking about.
A new cap from late last thread, for those who missed it.
>>82754448>Posting my cap, trying to steal my (you)sHere's your (you), you (you) stealer. Hope your mother have an amazing Mother's Day.
>>82754939I really hope it was amazing for her. I gave her lots of hugs and lots of love.Here's hoping (You) and (You)r family had a great Mom's Day too.
Another late cap from last thread. Pyramid-shaped for my (You)-farming pyramid scheme.
Last of the caps from late last thread.There ended up being quite a few.This one came with a link to a longer version:>https://archiveofourown.org/works/84505441
Happy Mother's Day /trash/ with an oldie of mine.
>>82758848>>82738342And here's a new one no one asked for.I hope you called your mother and told her how much you love her, and showed the mother of your children how much you appreciate her.
Oyakodon good.10.
>>82758015Would (You) get circumcised for muslim lion pussy anons?
>>82761731I love captions like these. They are so cute!
>>82758865>while I get to have you dot on medote?good cap, I love oyakodon
>>82765701>dote?Yeah, I'm a writer who can't spell.>good cap, I love oyakodonThanks Anon.
>>82762032No, but I doubt she'd want me to get circumcised anyway. Gotta try the human dick totally au naturel.
>>82738342Delivery for >>82027533 featuring Big Mac the Big Sub. (Sorry for the wait!)
>>82770387Here's the cap this one alludes to. As I recall, they aren't actually part of a series, our cappers are just cool like that, occasionally making nods to each other's works.
>>82773895In this case, I actually made both of them. Tilt and Tumble was about a year later; you can really see how much I improved over that time.But yes, I am extremely cool. *puts on sunglasses*
>>82774518Well I'll be damned. Learn something new every day. Or maybe I was just halfway to Mandela-effecting myself.
>>82758865That mom needs to tone it down a notch; her daughter is already happily going to get bred right in front of her, she's about to get her turn after, no need to straight up insult her! And yes I understand that it's her riling them both up and making sure she'll get some too, but I was expecting (You) to shush her and give some lovey-dovey compliments to your gf - something to the tune of>"that's the mother of my future children, do not call her a 'boney-ass twig'"or just slap the MILF's ass, stare her in the eyes, and stick it in her daughter.Or maybe that's her plan, too...Good stuff, and >>82758848 is also a good cap that always comes to mind whenever oyakodon comes up.
>>82738293Chilli is quite the sly trickster. She's heard the complaints of her sister-in-law, Trixie, about her lack of satisfaction in bed. She's also seen her neighbor that being (you) stare at her thicc milfy body and try to conceal that gargantuan bulge of yours. So, to kill two birds with one stone, she invited you and Trixie over to her home while her family is out of the house. Just as Chilli predicted, you can't take your eyes off the pent-up milf, so she slyly informs Trixie of your wandering eyes and that monster between your legs.
>>82738293Private lesson with Miss Mordaut goes awry after a slight mishap during an alchemy lesson prior to yours.Despite her barely repressed lust she still holds the demeanor of a cold hag who has enough of this job, and even threatens to give you a failing grade if you manage to knock her up either on purpose or by accident.
>>82769225More Big Mac bottom content always pleases me greatly. The quiet red stallion just really, REALLY works as a cocksleeve!Not OR but real nice work, though I don't see a reason he'd need to stop selling his seed just 'cause he's getting hitched to a man - everypony knows that "it doesn't count if it's a human" after all, Mac's basically as heterosexual as ever.
>>82762032What do muslim anthros circumcise? The Sheath?
