Claimed rewardPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82728904/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[New][Zacian] https://archiveofourown.org/works/84522016[Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/More in the rentry above.
>Pokémon of the threadThis fucking thing>PROMPT of the threadPost your favorite pics of KISSING!
>>82768970Bisharp is than kingambit
Small crittermons....
>>82769468many are saying this
>>82769468>first Skitty>then grass catWhat's next, this thing
>>82754233Yeah, I don't like "hexapod" one bit. "Six legs" is sexier than that, and nobody ever says "quadrupod" besides. Sweet noodle form Tina pic, btw.>/birb/I won't lie, I actually forgot that the thread ever existed. It had a severe identity issue, last time I cared.>DecidueyeMy precious... Remarkably avian, yet still semi-humanoid. Such an amazing design. Yes I'm biased as fuck since she's my #1 of all, bear with me.>(and this general has made me get into birdmons a lot more since)I feel at least partially guilty. But I prefer to think I merely assisted in bringing your inner bird fan to light. If you remember the curcumstances surrounding Bubbles...>I do have an idea that I think works for Ho-oh as a phoenix, should be fun to do.But still with Pato's phoenix momma in mind, right? Either way I know you don't miss with birds.>>82761138Good taste. I'm definitely going to give Elisanne another chapter. No grand plot or anything, but she is so going to get pinned.
made a wife team in Champions:SalazzleMega GardevoirSneaslerMedichamWhimsicottAlolan Ninetales
>it diedUnfortunate.>>82770923I'll be looking forward to it. In the meantime, I can keep raising my Absol's affections while also giving lots of my other girls some love. It's amazing how many of them I've come to appreciate over the last couple of years. And hey, I finally got Mega Audino! Took like my eight wonder pick attempt, but she's finally in my arms. Now I just got to keep trying for her full arts.
>>82773278Frequent cave encounters would certainly be more interesting.
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>>82773145Oh, I'll be eating (out) something, alright.
Someone sure is in a bunny mood tonight.
>>82773017How is that working out for you, anon?>>82770923>It had a severe identity issue, last time I cared.It's gotten better since then, actual bird posting without breakdowns per thread.>Yes I'm biased as fuck since she's my #1 of all, bear with me.The owl is really nice, and I especially like the shiny for looking so lovely too. Agreat amount of expressiveness is a weakness of mine.>If you remember the circumstances surrounding Bubbles...I do, and I'm glad to have brought a bit of a better light to quaquagals over time.>But still with Pato's phoenix momma in mind, right?Yeah, still that personality in mind for her, if maybe not the same character. Only thing is (as usual) I'm getting stumped at the starting stage figuring out the plot. Note that I do tend to toss ideas to see what sticks together better, so these don't have to be final if they sound awful. (Honestly, I may be overcomplicating it for a little fun sexo story - I just have some writer block figuring out how a man meets a ho-oh to catch her attention)>Conman who sells fake blessings, phony prophecies, and "sacred ash," (he only runs his cons on people he judges as able to afford the loss) accidently comes across a real Rainbow feather, and ends up summoning Ho-oh (who has been watching him since he got it)> >>Ho-oh wants visit the hot springs. Would he like to accompany her, perhaps? (Steamy bird bath sexo here)>night's rest against her soft warm down after>Ho-oh gets quickly eggnant and lays an egg with his "help" - admits after she sexualized the act for her own amusement >she admits the egg is unfertilized (she's happy he's disappointed for implying he did want to be a dad) - explains her phoenix rebirth, and that she's more pragmatic than cynical of people as he expected. This surprises him, and makes him reexamine himself for the better.>Ho-oh invites him to come back again if he likes, and maybe next time she can show him her favorite sights?
(Posted at like 1:30am here so my apologies if I am rambling or incomprehensible a bit with my run on train of thoughts)
>>82778897There was some good buns posted, put me in bunny mood for sure
>>82778897>>82779219Mayternity and Bnuuy go hand in hand, really...
>>82779231Yep, I will absolutely be filling my bunny this morning
>>82779231>>82779321God damn, these are perfect...
>>82779162>How is that working out for you, anon?pretty great. sneasler is a crazy mon. I need to find a replacement for whimsicott though...
>>82780240>facing awayHe doesn't love her
Mareanie....cute and smoochable....
https://x.com/i/status/2054226940190691630
>>82784120>>82784128What a precious Cammie!
Sex with magnets?
>>82768950
The Pokemon League doesn't want you to know that Magikarp Pussy is the pinnacle of Pokemon Pussy. I've fucked a lot of Pokemon in my day; there's absolutely nothing else on the planet that grips like it. They don't want you to just grab one out the drainage ditch running behind your house, pump it, and throw it back, they want you struggling on some dangerous and pointless Pokemon Journey for the faint, distant possibility that some legendary will deign to let you sniff their butthole while you jerk off.
Would you fuck the Voice of Life?
>>82789130In all five holes.
Pokopia is really making me like some Pokemon way more than I normally did
>>82779162>It's gotten better since then, actual bird posting without breakdowns per thread.You can ignore text, but my issues were about what kind of content was being posted, anthroslop of the worst quality with barely anything "actual bird" as you said, futa trash being allowed there purely because the OP wanted it for his own vanity, forced discussions, /hmofa/ treating it like their colony and crying about feral content, and while we're at it, the botIt was a shitshow. Without an identity.>I especially like the shiny for looking so lovely too.Agreed, love it to bits. About expressiveness: I like that hooty's eyeballs can actually move unlike real owls'. Overall it's impressive how expressive she is and how she is capable of moving in both avian and humanoid-like manner. One moment you are like "yep, that's a bird" and another time... like webm related. I can't get enough of this lovely avian sharpshooter. I want to write her a story one day.It was a dark time when Quaquagal had NO stories. Still appreciating what you did!>I just have some writer block figuring out how a man meets a ho-oh to catch her attentionGood question. I once pondered on the subject and in my case, I would've been inspired by how hard she was to meet in Crystal. The protagonist would've succeeded in finally finding the Rainbow Wing and meeting her, but not in an attempt to catch her. Then he would be severely disappointed that even though she is imposing and beautiful, she is empty on the inside. Her overly stoic attitude, cold reception and living a very hollow (eternal) life deprived of joy. He would roast her, saying that he would rather live a short life and be better off with it, finding joy and love, as opposed to living for millennia doing nothing but perching on a human-made building and taking a flight once in a while. She would respond in kind, burning his ass a bit and condescending that he has no idea what it's like to have a lasting duty.(cont)
>>82779162(cont)They would have this dispute, and the protag would think of her as having nothing aside from a pretty body - no wisdom he thought she would have, no warmth, no dreams, no goals, no companionship. But with such a long life, to know companionship and love is to eventually know the pain of parting and/or death of another, and she knows that.They would battle fiercely, and he would win since Ho-oh isn't exactly fearsome to a party where a rock type move exists. He would probably leave her the Rainbow Wing or destroy it, since in his eyes meeting Ho-oh would not be fulfilling to anyone. Then I had no idea how to bring them together, maybe she'd soften up very slowly? I never figured it out. At the end of it all, when his life came to an end, she would bring him back to life, but not sure if he'd still be human. I didn't like the idea of it ending with a human infant emerging from sacred ash.But it was all just pondering and loose ideas. I didn't think it had a chance to succeed as a story, so it's merely a scrapped idea. With a bird that has a different personality to Aunty Ho-oh. Sorry for yapping on.As for your ideas, I find them curious and in terms of egg action and fatherhood - very much so. You got me intrigued. I'm not sure what I should take the Rainbow Wing for - whether it's needed to see Ho-oh at all? Or to just arrange a meeting? I would think the latter, makes a lot more sense.
>>82792136I really hate these fucking tattoos.No matter the context.
>>82779181What? No, all clear from here. I think. It's 3 AM here lmao I'm so dead tomorrow>>82773309Shit happens. Sometimes all anons happen to be busy at once. But we're not going down!Congrats on your super-nurse. I'm similarly "lucky" with wonder pick.
>>82792221tattoos in general are just ugly
What are some examples of canon Poké-lewds?
>>82794577That guy in Legends: Arceus who was blasting fat ropes into his froslass wife every nightN, who's mom is a zoroarkThat old lady who's boyfriend is a houndour in ColosseumSalazzle
god... I wanna fuck a pokemon...
>>82794577See our rentry that has a section "what pokephiles should know"
>>82792353Yup, simply bad timing. What can you do? In fairness, I have gotten quite lucky with wonder pick in the past. More than I expect. But still, more often than not it's a bust. It's especially infuriating when I pick a card I didn't want and the one I wanted would have been the other pick I would've chosen. And it happens so goddamn often, it's infuriating. At least if it was one of the choices I hadn't considered, it was already a lost cause.Man. I'm still thinking about my Gardevoir's back. What were the devs of Go thinking, letting you stare at her beautiful, slender back during battle like that...
>>82795897Rare.And really hard to not make it look weird.
>>82794997>>That old lady who's boyfriend is a houndour in ColosseumIt was a Mightyena
Seeing someone walking their Pokemon on a leash and watching them from a distance for a bit to figure out if they're a pervert or just a bad trainer
Trashy waifus.
>Flittle is now in eggs and one in the dogshit passShit event but godlike waifu>>82796224I once had a wonder pick of 1 known card and the rest would be new. Guess which one I got!Among other funny (not for me) cases. I'm lowkey expecting them to add a system to pay for a wonder pick retry.Take a screenshot the next time you see that sight, won't you? I'm slacking with mine but I wonder what I could do in SV with Gardevoir
>>82802366This isn't even an event they changed absolutely nothing.If you did know there was an event you wouldn't be able to tell.
>>82802715I knew by the event tasks, but they are garbage too (Buneary, Eevee and Cottonee with low effort flowers slapped on, please be excited)They also want you to walk 42km for a pikachu lmaoAnyway it was an opportunity for me to discover that DeFit works in "covert mode" so I'll be hatching eggs while absolutely not walking for that dogshit event that is a (un)glorified call to buy incubators
>>82802881I guess no flittle for me.
>>82802881>spin a pokestop you haven't visited beforeGod damn I hate these. Do I need to buy a plane ticket for this shit?
>>82753966>Leave my blowjob fish aloneYou bet I will, nobody wants to touch this abominable design. Now take a look at THIS underrated, cute fish.
>>82769332Cute smooch from a rare waifu>>82773017Sneedler as much of a terror as she was in VGC?>>82775799So this is what the apple worm dragon looks like inside the apple>>82779790What a funny way to wear headphones>>82780343wtf
>>82802366>it's in eggsFuck, I knew i should've been paying more attention. Espathra is one of the few birds that's caught my attention. Thankfully I got 2 of those eggs right now so once I hatch these others, I can start trying for one.>I'm lowkey expecting them to add a system to pay for a wonder pick retry.Genuinely surprised it wasn't in by default, seems like such an easy cash grab. Sure, I'll take a picture next time. There's just something so alluring about it.>>82802881>flower Buneary is backHooray! My flower Lopunny is the reason I broke down and finally let her into my life, and also into my pants. Maybe I could get a shiny this time? Who knows.
>>82807962>Sneedler as much of a terror as she was in VGC?dire claw was nerfed but she's still pretty good.
>>82770030>thingHey that's my wife!
>>82807981This event got me to try defit again to help with the hatching. So far it's been working.Can't blame you for feeling this way. After all, I was doing stuff like pic related...>>82803535Defit, sock or stock up on event (5km eggs)? Alternatively spoof walk>>82803918For one rare candy? I just trash them, better odds on soloing a 3* raid (which I can't be bothered to do)
>>82769468need some small mons...
>>82809503Iam full of 7k eggs and my home is in the 100's for temp. Dangerous to walk.
Would you a bug-type?
>>82811928Short list, but yeah, I could manage.
>>82809686She's got you covered.
>>82811928I'd stick my cock in a roach if that's what you're asking.
>>82811928Firmly grasp it.
>>82809716>Iam full of 7k eggsLay them. Jokes aside, I'd try defit. Unless you don't have access to a stop, then it's kind of pointless and only spoofing or remote trading would save you. >>82811928Slither Wing, Scolipede, Pheromosa, maybe your pic rel. I recently hatched a hundo fem Wimpod, but haven't researched Golisopod appeal.Just remembered: Leavanny>>82811959This
>>82809503Got any baby birds yet? And yeah, that's a damn good sight right there. I've been neglecting my lizard love lately, I ought to shower her with more affection soon enough. But it is quite difficult to tear my attention away from Gard at the moment. Hell, I was thinking about posting some tonight but I gotta get to sleep. Something came up and I'll be waking up rather early. There's always next time. At least it'll involve a lot of moving so I can try hatching.
>tfw no gentlesex with Machoke wife
>>82815530Shouldn't want this, and yet...
>>82812278I am looking forward to seeing more of this creature
God why are so many pokemon so fucking sexy
Least sexy Pokemon? My vote is for Voltorb. I know there are other Pokemon that are actively ugly, but Voltorb is just a circle with angry eyes drawn on it. At least Electrode has a winning smile.
>>82819161Volt-orbs.
>>82819161For me it's blipbug. I can see voltorb or klinklang or Wiglett and think they are funny looking but blipbug is actively ugly
>>82819243Blipbug is just in the wrong aspect ratio, that's all.
Guess whom I've just caught [nospoilerskek]without needing another shiny of her[/spoiler]
>>82819161>Voltorb is just a circle with angry eyes drawn on it.It's not her fault she was born with a negative charge.
>>82819161Even when done anthro, I'm fascinated what people come up with to justify it
>>82821162Nice, my latest shiny was a Sandshrew
>>82821433So you didn't make use of pig community day?Sandslash is pretty sweet and pangolins have human-like tits, I heard
>>82819161Koffing's gotta be a rung lower, right?From decidedly neutral to actively unattractive.Not to mention Wheezing.
>>82822291Nah I didn't care about Lechonk.I traded got a lucky shiny 98% and that was my community day.
>JP artist translating his own pokephilia artBasedhttps://x.com/mofusossi_/status/2054874842219131153
>>82768950Thar's a lot of links.
>>82824333I couldn't believe you lol but it's trueHe's SFW but I've been following this guy, lovely seals and Flygon and Lapras and Lanturn and spherical seals>>82822934Makes sense, I walked exactly zero steps for that crap, caught one from home and was done caring>>82825295Just what fits in 2k characters for the OP
>>82825706I am getting concerned because these events have been NOTHING but Go Pass crap they don't even spawn the new pokemon in the wild now or even attempt to make interesting event pokemon spawns.If this keeps up GoFest is gonna be a crap show.
>Best Buddied perfect dmax Flygon girlYay.>>82815486I caught one from the shitty pass, and just replaced all the 2km eggs with 5km event ones. Now I can actually try to hatch Flittle. Only took a few days. Wonderful, respectable game design. Glad I'm hatching with defit now.>>82825807No joke, and they always fill it with absolute garbage non-rewards you didn't want anyway. Who gives a fuck about 5k exp or a few Buneary candies.GoFest is gonna be dogshit anyway, big events have been trash for a while. They will add mega Mewtwo - irrelevant, overrated, long since made redundant kanto slop with an abominable shiny. And they want you to raise your phone with others up in the air in public to perform a special attack, to make it clear to everyone around how much of humiliated cattle you are. Aren't you hyped?
