Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2026/05/12Zapcats EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82699282[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Funniest way a pokemon blocked your path?
>>82778632hahaMho can leap from more than a second floorI am outwaitshitwindow is overlooking a cliff>>82778644hmmmmmaybemaybe not(funny you say that, considering the stealth cameo/brought back character in the Aether thing I am doing)>>82778660likewisehope you see such a good sun you too, some day
>>82778912One time I saw some construction workers employ Wobbuffet to block traffic bc they didn’t have any traffic cones that was kinda funny>>82778681 (Froslass)Guess you could say that But I won’t give up just yet ‘Cus I like FroslassI don’t know if Glalie can drink tea very well, no. Alternatively I could send my Sneasel, but I’m a little worried she’d do a poor job representing me. I think she’d make me look bad. On purpose. Alternatively, I send my Froslass. You guys might get along. I’m not sure why I didn’t immediately suggest that. Ooh, and you could let her bring me tea when she transfers herself back to town. Then I can taste what you brew. Or something like that, I don’t know, I’m trying here.>>82778754 (beryl)Yes and yes butstop talking about eating ghosts. It is NOT that hard to keep it to yourself. You’re like those girls that buy a cat and suddenly the only conversation you can ever have with them is about their cat. Like god man get a real personality You can ignore all that if u wantI’m mostly projecting my distaste for how repetitive everyone around me at work is But seriously thou quit talking about eating one of my favorite Pokemon that’s just a dick move >>82779213Well I guess they’re not my least favorite personally. I really don’t like Normal type. And most Rock types don’t have any appeal to them, in my eyes. At least Ground types have Gastrodon and Garchomp. Idk what Rock types have.Aurorus is pretty cool. I’d love an Aurorus.(are they from a time any of us would remember?)
>>82779213Hehehehehehe~You are TRAPPEDUntil it, you know, moves and stuffWhich give it like a few, uh....Eventually>>82779382I didn't SAY that dammitI was dating them but it didn't work outBriefly had them on my team in the openContrary to popular belief, not everything I have has a hungry undertoneMost Froslass are a bit too strong for me to tango with anyway. If you don't get the drop on them they'll fuck you up goodI like cats thoSo why you like Froslass so much?Is it because they're CHILL?Haha
>>82779606When you said you liked their taste, you didn’t mean that literally? OkGlad you like cats. I’m certainly not a dog person so it’s whatever. They put butterflies in my stomachAs if I am a little boylooking up at a beautiful angel
>>82774862>>82775373>>82775748>>82777028>There's a few lit torches that marks the entrance of the cave.>It's still snowy outside."Aah, welcome to my lair!">She gestures to the side to show the comfy blankets and other bedsheets scavenged around."It's not really my lair, in fact it's not even my cave, I just found that place and figured it would be a good setting for this and there's some meat on the campfire for when you're hungry.">Indeed it smells a bit like meat cooking in there.>Seeing Phoxy so welcoming is... Strange indeed.>In the cave, you also spot the Falinks sleeping on some blankets, Blazy sitting near the campfire, Jim in all of his usual creepiness, the Nidoking looking at some folders he stole from the Aether Foundation and Roaring Moon asleep with it's wings spread wide right in the back of the cave.>It's actually... Pretty warm inside."Put some of those warm blanket thingies on the ground so you can sit your sensitive butt on it. It's cheap when you don't pay for it and it's also pretty flammable if your guests don't behave.">Nevermind that's usual Phoxy.
(norning yall.)
>>82778912A couple of Whimsicott covered me in cotton once way back as a Zorua. We all had a laugh about it later.>>82776955 (Zapman)I'd say both!>>82777028 (Wha-et)Maybe... must be weird being made out of creamOh I missed it, yep that's very much you alright.>>82778402 (Froslass)Fair enough, sometimes it's hard to tell which parts are the lies and which parts are the truth.It did mostly get Zoroark correct at least, though I wonder about the Hisuian variety and the whole "fueled by spite and malice" thing.>>82778644 (Walker)Same difference if you ask me! If I die once I'm gonna be extra careful as a ghost.>>82777028>>82774862>>82776589>>82780594>Doro glances at Wha-et"Uh, if that does happen something has gone seriously wrong">He's sure this is going to be a ton safer than when they delved into Phoxy's mind>As for Teleo, he can't argue with any of that. Seems fair enough to him.>This is Phoxy's chance to apologize in some way, hopefully she takes it.>As far as first impressions go, Doro is mildly impressed when they walk into the cave>It's warm, and there's meat cooking! Doro's team will enjoy that.>That is indeed Phoxy, but it's tame enough for now"And hello to you Phoxy!">Doro says with a wave, before his group each take their blankets and lay them down before taking their seats>>82780956(good norning!)
>>82782313(what's on the ruse cruise this norning?)
>>82782710(possibly finishing SMD, depends how long the end and epilogue takes)
>>82782951(hm... it took me a few weeks when i first played smd i think. maybe a month?)(i was bad at the game so maybe it'll take you shorter.)(a shame smd came out without gen 7 pokemon. i would have loved to make a team of lycanroc and zoroark.)
>>82782313Yea you best be careful lil man. Or I’ll have to knock ya upside the head.>>82782985(Has there been a PMD game with mons beyond gen 6?)
>>82783353(nope. i don't think so.)(the last pmd game was a remake of red/blue rescue team. and i don't think nintendo was ever planning another pmd game after that.)
>>82782985(tbf I've been kinda binging them since I had some extra time and I've been meaning to play them)(That and Salamence was the only real roadblock, the rest of the game has been smooth sailing)(We really need a new Mystery Dungeon...)(Best we've got is fangames)>>82783353Well if I'm a ghost you won't be able to do that since, you know, ghost.
>>82783494(there might be more roadblocks for you after the first chapter. i don't remember too much about smd but we'll see.)(i don't know if there's been pmd fangames, i'm only aware of pmd romhacks.)
>>82775748 (Doro)Exactly, I’m surprised you haven’t realized this yet lewdy fox~Trying to silence an artist? I’m just trying to bring joy to the world! Being a poet really is suffering>>82777028 (Wha-et)Two moms? This is news to meAre you calling Walker a, uh what would be the terms, a ‘chopped chud unc’?Based? Based on what?This is why you are a cringe dog Wha-et>>82778402 (Froslass)Oh, now I like the sound of that one!>>82778644 (Stepdad Walker)So she’s just constantly taking micro naps then, or something? Well, when you have a good sense of hearing and smell, not like you really need to keep your eyes open all of the timeAlrightThis is strange
>>82783721(We'll see soon I suppose)(There's pmdo, I'm gonna check it out once I'm done with SMD)>>82783910Well that's just unfair, I really don't think I can do that...I'm silencing your teasing! Artists are safe from my wrath, I swear.
>>82783391(that is terrible)(I know there are PMD fan games out there, maybe I’ll look for those if I find the time)>>82783494Okay well I’m gonna grab my Sneasel’s hand and use it to slap you instead >>82783910(ok)It depends. Sometimes I can just stay in one spot and she can just sit in the car half asleep. Uuuusually I force us to get out and walk around outside. We both need it to stay awake.Your man started itdon’t look at me
>>82784620https://gamebanana.com/games/23273(this?)>>82784675(have fun bug bro.)
>>82784620With how often you get called lewd I’m surprised you don’t think you can! Own it! Doro is a proud lewdy fox!It was poetry, not teasing, I thought you would appreciate the subject matter. Hmph! Everyone’s a critic these days…>>82784675(???)Probably for the best to not accidentally sleep on the job. You unfortunately don’t get the excuses she might be afforded
>>82784907(norning to you too, lizurd.)
>>82784675Truly heinous, evil evil Walker...>>82784724(yep that's the one)>>82784907Well I'm not! Or I don't try to be anyway... I can't, no way!!It was both, definitely both. I guess I can't deny I do, but you know why you wrote it!
>>82785039(Afternoon doggy! Try your new coffee yet?)>>82785132My poor sweet Doro, stuck in denial… life would be so much more pleasant if you justGave inMwahahahaha!Ok ok, maaaaybe it was both, no denial there. Glad you enjoyed it though, I figured you would, hmhm~. Fox at a crossroadsHe denies his own natureThe ruse is on him
My ribbons don't want to work today, such is the PAIN of having moody girls attached to me, I have tried nibbling them but they still don't want to move. Phone with only paws is the worst thing ever.>>82778606 (Beryl)>The massive bomber gets plushie slapped by a wiggling ribbon>What a strange thing and squeezable thing this is, must be a new weird textured plushie>Curious ribbons will touch and squeeze the fatty mounds of ghostly flesh as Wha-et keeps sleeping>Dreamed with having to knead a thousand breads for his kingdom.>He will wake up with his ribbons too sore to move them, Beryl has effectively de-ribboned a sylveon.>Such a vengeful ghost>>82778644(Walked)But walker, you'd need to DIE for me to become Batmon. It's a noble sacrifice the one you are about to make, I will honour it by wearing a cutesy magical girl outfit while I combat crime¡ Will make you very proud¡>>82782313In fact Doro... you might’ve already eaten an Alcremie’s cream without knowing....It’s something a fairy would do.Yep, kneel and PRAISE me for my craft¡>>82783910Walker dying made me HUNGRY for JUSTICE Teleo, I need a proper outfit to combat crime....Exactly¡ I can tell by his not so GOOD taste on mons and the bragging about that ultra ball all the time. Obviously peaked in highschool when he found it.Me, I am the BASED one, I can’t be CRINGE when I am BASEDWuh, I’m just speaking my mind... yoh¡
>>82785249(not yet, still broke.)
>>82778836Fret not, fellow ghostthis style is my choice to useritual for me.I remain restrained, I do not partake in fleshof humans, that isDuck is a fine food,prepared for kamo nabe, served warm to my friendsI became myselfvia a flux of spiritI am who I am>>82779213I send gratitude,May the warm rays caress youand grant peaceful times>>82779382your dauntless resolve, it is most respectable.meeting another?I would not objectTo greeting a fellow ghostand granting them teaSend your friend froslass, Send them to Snowpoint City, Then higher up stillGracing the mountain,A shrine set amongst the snowI will await them>>82782313Encyclopedic, and yet bereft of true truthoft exaggerates. >>82783910Greatly it pleases, for all deserve such respectAll title-worthy
>>82778057 (Zapman)>They will be helped too, though it is hard for some of the group to hide their distaste for anyone in Zodiac by choice>The small Leafeon will look up at the Rhyhorn>As always, his voice is soft, like it takes effort just to get it outside of a whisper and into normal hearable range, and he sounds a little tired as well, but still sincere in his efforts to help"What... Can I help you with?">Does the Rhyhorn look injured in any obvious way?>Back on the docks..."Yeah. Today has been... yeah.">On the second thing"For 512, I, uh, only knew him from an outside perspective, and from seeing the results of things he's done, most of which were, um.">He looks at the dock>Most of which were pretty freaking terrible, goes unsaid"...so I can't comment much. But I think there are much, much better times ahead for you. With real friends.">Including himself, he hopes>>82778402 (Froslass)Maybe, but you are clearly more well practiced than most of us here!In that case, I suppose I don't need to do any long introductions, but if you do have any questions for me, I'm always glad to answer them!>>82778644I think the most I ever broke my technology was as a kid, the Nintendo DS Lite, the R button on it broke. Also one of the cartages stopped working very well after I blew on it to try and fix what had already started. But for the most part, it's other people who end up breaking any of my technology items, or making it so I have to replace them.I actually didn't have a smart phone before becoming a trainer, which may be a bit weird now that I think about it, but it was normal in trainer school, I don't think very many people there had one ether.I, uh.You know what, I have no idea what I was trying to get at with the water thing. Honestly the burger probably has the most water of all, if some of the charts I've seen are right. Or, the most water that went into making it, maybe not the most water actually in it.
>>82778912>Funniest way a pokemon blocked your path?There was a Bidoof family who was building a dam in the middle of a Route and I think they thought they were going to completely block all traffic, because they wanted to do that for some reason, maybe out of protest. There wasn't even any water there.But, everyone just, uh, walked around it. Because it only covered the path. As if the idea was that without a path, humans wouldn't know where to go.I don't know what they did in the end. Hopefully moved it back to the water.>>82780594>>82782313>>82776589 (Teleo)>>82777028 (Wha-et)>On the one hand, the cave is indeed very cozy>On the other hand, can Phoxy really not go a full 60 seconds without a threat? Taner is used to it, he seems to have come to the conclusion that Phoxy feels very insecure if she doesn't feel she has control over the situation and has a need to voice that control, and he's become fine with that, but that's also why he'd though that she wouldn't be here in person for the apology gift>In any case"Hey, Phoxy, hi Blazy, hi Jim! Inferno and Repose and Wha-et will be staying around to, uh, make sure our bodies don't like, fall over or something, while we are in there, but I think all the rest of us plan to go in? I have the payment for myself and the rest of my team.">Teleo gets it free, but Taner is assuming that Doro will have to pay as well"Also, I was wondering, can those staying outside watch what's happening inside in any way? That might be neat, if they can watch and even comment, but I understand that might be, uh, impossible to do."
>>82784724(Will)>>82784907(!!!)Yeah it wouldn’t be a very good look. Oh well.>>82785132bla bla bla>>82785345Okay then you need to watch me die. And your mother too. Whoever that is.>>82786071Domo arigato, Ms. NagatoYou might’ve noticedMy Pokemon are Ice typeIt’s what I preferThat might be the most Froslass-populated location on the planet. I hope you stand out. But, yeah. I’ll transfer her as soon as I can. Should be pleasant. Probably. I hope. You are free to note any defining features of yourself, if you wanna make finding you any easier. Do you like Matcha more than Thai tea?>This likely necessitates some forewarning, about the fact that Walker’s Froslass is not played by me>I cannot go particularly in-depth about this exchange if it proceeds >A predictive summation of events could be provided if desired
>>82786658>>82782313>>82776589>>82777028"Hello Doro, hello Taner, hello everyone else.">N-N-Nope.>Teasings will continue until morale improves.>You can't be certain these are just jokes or real threats these days.>It's mostly like Beryl's jokes."Your best concern is you falling down. Sometimes you're just... Weird. Don't worry it's like... Meditation or something. Though if you're concerned about it, just sit down against the wall and put a pillow behind your head or something.">The Delphox rolls her eyes seeing Taner so insistent on paying her.>With a flick of her hand, she puts back his wallet into his pocket."Free for today. I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it though.">Blazy is gesturing you to take a piece of meat.>You'll have to wait a bit more if you prefer it not medium-rare.>But back to the subject.>Your question makes Phoxy smirk. Not because it's a clever question, but a stupid one.>But behind that smirk is a faint expression of irritation.>One that say "What are you doing?""What you're asking is pretty much a complete fantasy. You have to project your mind inside the orb, it's not a sentient thing, it can't do the opposite. Sadly for you, no cuck corner on that one, you'll have to participate with the other if you want to see for yourself.">It is encouraged for every player to participate so they're not left out.
>>82779382rock types haveuhalolan golemaurorus are chill(well, that lurantis whose name I forgot has been missing for a long time now, so, not anyone, no)>>82779606next time you are becoming a bib for a snorlax>>82782313cursed either way>>82786071I really hope more for peaceful timelast month was hell>>82786638>The Rhyhorn does not seem injured, other than seemingly having gone through multiple walls in a rush>"The help is for my beloved trainer, you see.">The trainer, and Zodiac goon, has been visibly injured in the head, and is still knocked out>In a second look, it is the 'statistician' from before>"He is not a bad person, he just has a lot of problems. Prison would make things worse and..oh dear, they would separate us!">That is genuine shock>On the docks, and to the elevator back up>Subject Two being pensive>"...I admit, as imperfect the evolution was, I have to thank him for this form. But the price...">Shaking his head>"Thought we made a good team for a bit. I was a fool. Shame on me.">>82783391(I should probably get that remake at some point in time)>>82783353(EotS romhacks)
>>82790073Golem’s probably the #1 Rock mascot. Even though I feel like people typically would use Lycanroc as an example of an appealing rock type, Golems the first one that comes to mind anywayactually, who’s a good “mascot” for every type? That’s like 18 more questions of the day for our next threads. Golem is like the mascot for Rock. Whaaaat next who’s the mascot for ground? Is it Garchomp? It can’t be Golem again Ugh now I’m starting to think it’s just gonna be a buncha gen 1 mons(PB/Mouchi?)(Also yes)
>>82790511(wait no not Mouchi the other guy)
>>82790511Golem, I've seen more people sucking Onix dick when it comes to rock types, are you drunk?
hhhelo
>>82790665YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82788257Make sure yo die in a nice way. But you gotta get me a mom first Walkie, don’t try to JUMP steps or else the MAGICAL sylveon contract won’t happen¡>>82790665OMG HAIII
>>82790683 : Dmhy adoroin fans
>>82790719jhhai!
>>82790733Sir soggy, seeing taht Fairy type is your favorite type. Do you WISH to evolve into a fairy¿
>>82790939hhoew
>>82785345Did you sleep on them wrong? Maybe you need to yell at them moreHmm? What, like a super hero or something? What would your hero name even be?Or you're just hungry for some candy, could be that tooNot a fan of ice types? Thought it was just ghost and dark types. I... Does he? In all honesty I don't recall him mentioning it even once. Are you ok Wha-et? Did you watch too much PokeTok again?Its too late, I have already declared you as cringe so the based just cancels it all out. You are just Wha-et now>>82785398(Aw, hope you get to soon!)>>82789632>>82786658>>82782313>>82777028>Its certainly nicer inside the cave than he was expecting>Teleo gives Phoxy a nod in greeting, and waves to Blazy and the others, even that crazy bastard mulling over his loot>Honestly he's been curious if there's been anything worth while in those files>He places his bag by one of the blankets on the ground next to the fire and sits down to soak up the heat>As pretty as it is, Teleo is starting to get a little sick of the snowy Kalos weather>If Blazy offers him a skewer, he'll gladly take one"Thanks. Pretty nice space you lot have set up for today">>82790665Hi Soggy! How have you been lately?
>>82791368hleole tllloeaim am ok! i memet sum ohter woop but theywer SMOL
>>82791711That's great to hear! Oh, made a new friend! What's their name?Oh yes, I would assume so, you are very, very large for a Wooper; most don't get as big as you! You must be a very special Wooper, Sir Soggy!Oh, by the way, Beryl and I were thinking of getting you a new pokegear since the one you use seems like its about to break. It would be a newer one too, and I'll set it up so that you can talk to the phone and it'll type for you instead of you having to bang your head against it! Sounds a lot easier, right?I can get it soon and bring it to you! Are you still hanging around Wellspring Cave?
>>82791089If you believe in FAIRIES HARD enough then you’ll evolve into a NEW FAIRY mon instead of a Quagsire >>82791368I am not sure I slept like I always DO, they are putting on a STRIKE, but I am not GIVING in to their demands¡Exactly¡ just like Batmon¡ who fights crime after his parents DIE. I shall name myseld MAHOU SHOUJO WHA-ET¡ I need to practice a FITTING pose....I can be hungry for a lot of things at once... maybe there are some CANDY criminals out there. All my dreamed training has prepared me for THIS specific scenario.He is always showing his dark cold gremlin, Ice is Coolio, but it’s not in the league of the best type. It’s the vibes Teleo.... Maybe I have, maybe I haven’t scrolling is the only thing you can do with PAWS.
>>82790511that's because Golem can only be improved by the addition of railgunsLycanroc got fluffy appeal yeahthe ground mascot is hmmmmmmmmmmmmm dugtrioor garchomp(PB, yeah)>>82790553onix is overshadowed by steelix>>82790665heyyh
>>82791368>>82782313>>82786658>>82789632>He sits next to Teleo"Yeah what Tanner said, If teleo comes back from Dreams pace then I might try it">His ribbon wraps around Teleo's arm>He is putting a fake bravado, his tail is tucked between his legs.
>>82785249Never! You all might want to corrupt me, but I'm uncorruptible!So you admit it! Which is why I said shush!I am not, I swear it!>>82785345How would that have happened? Like, in my sleep or something?I wouldn't go that far.>>82786071That it does, I still wonder what exactly the point of it is when a lot of it is just... untrue. I've got theories but I've never had the opportunity to ask a pokemon professor what the deal is.>>82790665Yo Sog>>82791368>>82786658>>82789632>>82793360>Phoxy's suggestion of a pillow has Doro pat his hair with a grin"Oh I'll be fine">One of the benefits of having a glorious mane like his>And lucky them! They get to avoid paying!>Doro doesn't mind the meat being a bit rare, he takes a piece for himself with a quick "thanks!" before taking a bite>And... as it seems, there'll be no observing what's going on from the inside>Not without being a Psychic type at least."Mm. Makes sense I suppose. Well, I'll be ready to go in when everyone else is.">Though it would be a shame to leave his meat half-eaten, so he's trying not to eat too slowly
>>82793131Well, I did see you were chatting with Beryl last night. Maybe he punished you for being a naughty mon and staying up past your bedtime, OooOoOOOooooh!Have you tried asking them nicely instead of abusing them like you typically do?Mahou Shoujo... I see, that sounds like some of those shows I see you watching on occasion. You also need a theme song, every hero has one. And a catch phrasePastry thieves? Oh my, a capital crime that. Go forth, Mahou Shoujo Wha-et, save the day from the candy barbarians!I suppose that's the best we will get. Ice is coolio indeed! Heh, cool... Like ice. I think the vibes are because he doesn't get enough sleep, maybe you need to help him with that to solve his relationship issue you seem very keen on 'fixing'So you have been watching it, I see, this explains a lot. What new brainrot have you lobotomized yourself with today?>>82793928You are already corrupted Doro, and far more corrupted than most of us hereHe only deniesYet rests in his padded cellHis favorite: Fox Jail
(let's take ibuprofen together.)
>>82790073(gl zap.)>>82791368(thanks, will try.)
>>82793928You’ve never eaten cream on a CAKE or muffin¿ That might’ve been an Alcremie’s... The implications...Your lack of passion SADDENS me.>>82794260¡¡¡You really think BERYL would’ve done something like that... MMM I was awake a little late watching some IMPORTANT news about the end of the world. I shall INTERROGATE him someday and DELVE into the TRVTH.Gosh you are right there are so many songs I can think of... Would a theme song have Lyrics or be only instruments¿ I already have a CATCH phrase to encapsulate my DEEDS it is: “Me love mon¡” Cuz sylveons are the Mons of LOVE¡ and I am the sylveonest SYLVEOn to ever sylveon.... sylveon.Yes and it is only fitting the HERO gets a small reward... in the form of a nice cupcake.FUNNIEST thing evahr. I shall focus my DREAMS into healing him. Well, I need a MOTHER so they both can die giving me SUPR POWERS, it’s a long PLAN that’s coming together.YES¡ I’ve seen this trend of a NEW special chocolate that GREEN from the EAST. Beyond KALOS. It i supposedly SUPER tasty. I wanna FIND SOME.>>82795129(Gambate¡)
>>82795423(nevening wha-et.)
>>82789632>>82793360>>82791368"I'll, uh, probably do that actually. With the pillow thing. Pretty sure Star won't fall down, she goes in her own mindscape all the time and that's never happened.">He gets a pillow out of his backpack and puts it behind him, though that's also what Inferno is staying outside for"Oh, okay.">Taner won't say no to free, at least not the first time"Oh, thanks. I'll let that cook just a little bit more first, though.">He likes his crispy..."Oh, okay. Since it was an orb I thought, like, it might show very tiny versions of all of us inside, like a crystal ball or something.">...what?>Doro is ready to go already!"Ah, okay, if you are already ready, I suppose I can be!">He'll miss out on his meat that he was offered, but maybe some will be leftover when he gets back? Probably not>Maybe Inferno will be offered some instead, since he'll be outside with Repose and Wha-et>>82790665Hello again, how's it going!>>82795423>¡You really think BERYL would’ve done something like that.I'm going to chime in and say I absolutely think Beryl would have done something like that.
>>82790073"I...">Whisper seems not to know what to say at first, he starts thinking>This is a more complicated salutation than he typically finds himself in>On the one paw, you don't get in Zodiac just because you "have a lot of problems" unless those problems include a general apathy for causing others pain and suffering... It's not like the humans have been drugged up and/or shaded like most of the Pokemon>On the other, he heard what Daifunka said about what happens in prisons, and honestly doesn't think that sort of justice is the type he wants to see forced on someone, much less someone who's Pokemon clearly still cares for them>On the third paw, even so, what can he actually do about it? He might be able to smuggle a Pokemon in their Pokeball out of here, maybe, but a full grown human man?"I... don't know how I can help... I don't think I can... sneak you out... I don't think even Taner could...">His leafy tail flicks back and forth, he's still thinking>Is there anything he can do?>Even if Taner did something like pretend he knows the guy and they aren't Zodiac at all actually, would that work? Whisper doesn't think so>Maybe Sam could recruit them for Orre?>There aren't any teleporting Pokemon here, Oceana could get here but she'd only be able to get the Pokemon to Lut Sarab, not the human...>Could he just try... walking out? But the guy also has a head injury, which probably needs looked at>Whisper can try to use Wish for that, but while it has worked on humans before it isn't nearly as effective as it is with other Pokemon...>What a dilemma>Meanwhile, Taner is unaware of all that"Don't feel bad about it, That's his M.O. He offers Pokemon something they want, typically something good, and often he actually delivers, but he attaches a price tag to it that goes beyond just the physical price. He doesn't show just who he really is until there's nothing to lose, and no reason for him to keep up the act. And it's worked on a lot of people."
ahuhyeahcan leave the motel nowI have delayed this trial for too damn long>>82794260watch out for Doro's corrupting aura>>82795745>"I know it's hard. I just need someone to vouch for him.">Nearly pleading there"You see leafy boy, my beloved trainer made big mistakes. I don't say I understand all the silly things humans get worried about, but he owed to some important people.">Uh oh>Her trainer is still unconscious(There is also something to clarify, reading memories of enough of the Zodiac goons will reveal that they also had met Sekhmet, and even worked in her 'inner space'. Since Kemo is still in hiatus, I have yet to decide how to handle that)(At least the now freed poison trio merely does not have to mention that they met her too)>Back to Subject Two>"...I know. Substance T joined before me, but I knew that he sought evolution too and now, we have been both altered for it. Humans too, ever asked why people join Zodiac?">Sigh>"S always hides behind his suit. He never leaves it unless strictly necessary.">>82795129(thanks)(But also my gaming time is fulll of backlog)
GIWTWMI really need to find a Zorua.
>>82796015"I can... try... And I can get Taner to try too... Zodiac does some really bad stuff... They've hurt a lot of Pokemon that a lot of people cared about... so it might be hard to get people to listen.... but Taner's a human so they might listen to him more... Should I... use Wish on him to see if it helps?">The shy Leafeon is going to do his best, and he's pretty sure he's making the decision Taner would want here, which makes him feel better about it, somehow(Actually, if Sekhmet was here, that'd make this much easier for Whisper and Taner, getting Sekhmet to just eat these two and recruit them, at least until the heat dies down, would be an "instant solve" button lol)(As for her appearing in the memories of these goons, Taner isn't expecting that, because he was under the impression that most of Zodiac that went to work for her didn't end up going back to Zodiac after that, so that will catch him by surprise if Spiritomb or anyone mentions it)(Spiritomb could always eat those memoires, if he's getting first dibs...)>Back to Two"Vex had similar motives, too, I think. Plus I feel like S was even more deceptive with him, if that's even possible.">Then"Humans too? I, uh. Just figured most people who join Zodiac were much like S or Epyslon themselves, even if someone needs money and is willing to do -anything- to get it, an 'anything' that involves kidnapping Pokemon and hurting them like Zodiac does... I don't think there's any way to justify that... I guess S could try to hide what Zodiac truly does from them as well, but, like. They could just look it up a lot easier than most Pokmeon, I feel like it's harder to, isolate a human like that, so they have less excuse...">He's interested to hear Two's take on it, but he doesn't think it'll change his feelings much>But, he also things the conversation may be an easier one to talk about for Two than the ones they were having, so he's leaning into it
>>82796177>tfw breasts
>>82796177off you go thenbefriend a fox>>82796262>"You may, he'd appreciate the help.">Other than the wish>"My beloved trainer knew he was getting to work in something shifty. Desperation makes humans do bad things they did not want to do, and we are leaving while our paws are still not too dirty.">Not your average rhyhorn>Back to Two>"Vex, he got tricked by booth S and Epsylon. Only us truly cared for hi, even after this past year, ugh...">Uh?>"Of course, there are many humans that find S's organization, and join because they don't care where the money comes from. And some others enjoy it too.">Beat>"But some others? They got tricked. You are right, S needs humans with special skills, and does not tell about Zodiac until too late.">As in, people with an actual education
>>82790553I mean. OkI feel like it’d be more credible to trust the judgement of a person who’s 100% grown up in human society and consumed human media all his lifeUnless you’ve been a trainer mon since you were born but uh I don’t think soeither way your vote is considered>>82790665hi>>82790719UuuuuuuUUUUGGGHHWho do you want your mom to be Wha het?>>82793216TrueAnd trueI guess dugdrio’s a good mascot for Ground. Maybe. What about Rhydon?>>82786638Oh yeah. I had major Only-Child syndrome when it came to that stuff, exacerbated by the fact that other kids would break my stuff and make me even more stingy about sharingTook me a while to get a phone too.Well no kidding Taner, the food that consists of multiple ingredients has more water in it than the singular ingredientDid you really mean to say burger? This conversation makes me feel like I’mgetting dumber
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>>82786638However, maybeothers will practice this wayAnd thus master it?Well, If I may ask.from what I have seen, your bondseems... Ethereal?>>82788257I do see that, trueThat is a fine choice, friend.Who better to chill?I own a small shrine,high atop the world, you seei'm sure it stands out(Ah, how confusing,An odd situation, yes?A summation? yes.)>Should your Froslass come, >An odd sight they would Witness>Of a Froslass Shrine>Coated in the snow, >Yet warm once inside the walls, >Amidst well-brewed tea>Nagato Herself>And her twinned blades, the Storm's Teeth, >Always at her side>>82790073Oh, Did much occur?Are you of a mind to share?or just an escape?
>>82794260I'm a dark type! That sort of stuff doesn't work on me!It doesn't mean anything! Even if I was, you know, hypothetically... that doesn't mean I'm corrupted!>>82795111(lugi ibuprofen...)>>82795423Of course I have but I'm like 99% sure none of it is made with Alcremie cream, that would be totally inefficient!Well it's not like I've ever read a book written by you, how can I have that kind of passion?>>82796177We -are- very soft, it's true
>>82800590(norning doro.)
>>82795111(nooo lugi no abusing medicine........)>>82795423Hey, you're the one who is always saying that Beryl punishes naughty mons, its entirely possible he did! End of the world? What, like a meteor crash landing and causing an extinction event? Sounds worrisome, probably not the best thing to view before bedtime! Maybe your girls had a nightmare from it and that's why they haven't had the energy to do anything!I think that depends on what you want! Classically they typically don't have lyrics, but if you wanted some I'm sure that would be fine. Do you say your catchphrase when you enter the crime scene, or when you capture the villains? Timing is important! You are indeed the most sylveon sylveon in the history of sylveonkind, my sweet little sylveonNot doing your super hero work out of pure benevolence? Oh my, how scandalous!Hopefully that cures his woes! Your dream treatment did me wonders, so I'm sure it will be a success! Why do they have to die for you to get your powers? Aren't you already an all-powerful archfey that rivals even Xerneas? What more could Walker's untimely demise possibly lend to you? I think planning for someone's death isn't very superhero-like...Special green chocolate from the east? I haven't heard of that one yet. Well if you can find some I would love to try as well!>>82796177Zorks are indeed very good cuddling partnersI would know~>>82799731(norning doggy!)
>>82801917(how's the farming going lizurd?)
>>82792084....woopermama bieg wop!wahbubut i liked ny gerar! annew on may brek! pluz mister thundery guy wantder d to ss e it>>82793131ok!>>82793216tthhis guy!>>82793928hhhleo!>>82795111oppils!>>82795708yeyyy! u?
>>82796975Wow, okay that's actually specist.>>82795708>>82793928>>82791368>>82793360>It is a pretty big occasion after all.>Just being in a random cave with nothing would've been... Boring.>So she just decorated with random stuff.>Having good tastes is purely an accident.>Oh, those files, don't pay attention to it.>They may be related to past crimes committed and other interesting information you shouldn't poke your nose around.>Still, something the Aether foundation will definitely miss."Oh come on, we don't have to just jump right into it. I took the time to make the place cozy and gather some food to make this all nice and stuff.">She then mumbles."...Kinda makes up for the picnic and stuff."
>>82802212(its going, kind of feel like I'm stalling out with all the shit you need to grind all together)>>82802527I should have figuredWas she now? Are you sure she wasn't a Quagsire? They're a lot bigger than normal Woopers!I know you do, but I worry that the one you're using might break. What if you get stuck again and can't ask us for help? I wouldn't want you dehydrating like that once more, and I'm sure you don't either! You can still keep the old one, but we want you to have a new one too!Sam does like his old tech! Maybe you should try to show it to him in person, I'm sure he'd love to check it out!>And maybe he can try to snag any lingering data from it too
>>82803477wop wop!uhnn i donto buut they wer emsol !!!mmmayba eehct i cud giv to samwhoos samannd wold he want tthos memry stiks 2
>>82803526Sam is ZAPMAN on here, you two have said hi to each other already!I think he would be interested in those as well! He can also show you some cool science stuff he works on I'm sure, it should be fun!
>>82803569oowhhy does he hav 2 nameawaiit ssh isnthe a computer?yyey! i wan lick the sciince!
>>82799890A trainer can trainPerhaps not just for battleBut also for words?But my responsesThey are already quite slowAnd this extends thatSo, uh, in the interest of not introducing any extra lag to me already slow response times, I'll probably only do like, one or two each post. But it is a good way to practice! I don't know if my mind would ever get to the point where I could do it all in my head though, I keep having to check how many syllables something is. I have the type chard memorized, but not that.Ethereal? I suppose that depends on what exactly you mean, but even with the different ways I could view that question, most are ones would still be answered with a "yes," so, uh, probably yes.And really, I suspect any two people that have bonded as, um, closely as we have probably have some ethereal-ness to their bond. I've heard that some trainers and Pokemon who become very close even end up with their heartbeats synced in battle, and stuff like that happening. I'm sure there's a lot more that can't be as easily studied with the technology we have.>>82802527I'm doing well! Starting my Kalos exploration again.>>82803218>>82793928>>82791368>>82793360>All the decorations being cast in the glow of firelight probably helps the atmosphere a lot, as well>Taner is trying not to think about the fact that the Nidoking stole stuff, they were there to prevent stuff from being stolen and then allowed that to happen... But he gets the feeling the guy might not want to join them on their next fight against Zodiac, anyway"I agree, it's very cozy, and Blazy offered me a steak but it's still cooking! And it smells so good!">Plus, he regains a bit of confidence in this maybe not exploding if it goes on more than 60 seconds when Star hears Phoxy mutter (and what Star hears, Taner hears, when she's translating anyway)
>>82796427>Whisper walks over to the human silently and raises a paw, using Wish over them>It's a good thing Taner provided plenty of Ethers for everyone, because they would have been all out of Wishes a while ago without that>He doesn't know what "not too dirty" means but, helping kidnap the Foundation Pokemon is pretty dirty no matter how one looks at it... but maybe they were planning this as an escape?>And it's clear this Rhyhorn has a lot of love for their trainer, which doesn't really feel like something that'd happen often in Zodiac>It doesn't matter now, all Whisper knows is that the little he's seen of the human justice system seems utterly unprepared to deal with any sort of nuance, with Pokemon or humans, so..."Taner and Star can... probably figure out some way to get the two of you out... I'll tell them right away and they can... start planning.">He has no idea how they'll do it, but he sounds very confident that they'll be able to>(Is this before they've been mind-read by Spiritomb? Star will probably tell Spiritomb to lie during the mind reading on this guy and tell others he's not a Zodiac grunt at all, while keeping anything he does find relevant to say on the next guy over. That, of course, if just walking out the door with the guy isn't something they can do in the chaos)"Well, both him and all of you are free from that now, thankfully. It's still going to be a bit of a road to anything approaching a 'normal' life, if you even want that, but it'll be an option now, and at the least, you'll have a lot of friends for the journey this time around.">He can't hide his disgust and anger for the idea of the humans that enjoy it, even the mention of them>But, the others who got tricked..."Oh. I guess I can see that, yeah. If he isolates them or pretends he's working for another organization that's legit. Or I guess just kidnaps them, I'm sure he does that too. Dang. We almost stopped him today... next time, he won't get so lucky."
>>82803604Zapman is just his nickname!Uhh, yes... I think he can explain that more when you bring the pokegear and memory sticks!Just don't lick anything zappy!
My girls are HALF back, they feel SORE. Nibbling will continue until MORALE improves.>>82795708The Ghosties crimes are numerous... EEEVIL>>82796975Hummm Somemon that will give me TONS of gifts¡ YOu got big SHOES to fill in... >>82800590I’m SURE Alcremies would do that, I know I would... it’s fitting for WHIMSCAL fairies. Now I wonder if I have tasted it. Same with that soon the be extinct ice cream mon....Think of my FUTURE book as Hummm IDK, take a BOOK you like and MULTIPLY it by 100%>>82801917But I am NOT a naughty MON¡ I’m sure BERYL understands my GOOD standing with ARCEUS.Exactly, or ALIENS coming to abduct us, the SIGNS are out there TELEO, you just have NOTICE the patterns. Hmm maybe my ribbons prevented said world destruction while I was alseep... that’s not WORTH a day without my ribbons. Dumb girls, should’ve let the world explode.Then this would be my THEME SONG.https://youtu.be/Gz5kxEBy-XwAfter transforming, I YELL the phrase and instill FEAR on the Criminals¡ Hypothetically if I were to RECRUIT you as a sidekick WHAT would be ur theme and CATCH phrase¿¿ This might become important VERY soon¡GOOD hero work isn’t FREE, nothing good is FREE. I also need to EAT something to POWER my magic, it’s only FAIR.All superheros that fight crime have death parents, and he said I’d become like BATMON. I have my unlimited powers, but I WON’T use them to fight crime unless it fits the STORYTALE correctly.I am already rehearsing my part, after WALKER dies I will go “BAAAAAAWWHHH” and cry a lot¡It looks super tasty, Maybe someday....>>82802527YAY I expect great stuff from you SOGGY¡ you better DON'T dissapoint.
>>82804108ooooollike mine iss sust a nikcname? I stole it!oki oki oki oki oki!>>82804484ooh YEHwathc THISHNNNNNNNNN
>>82800618(norning, coffee!)>>82802527What's up?>>82804484What happened to your ribbons anyway?Well if they have a job doing that or something, maaaybe. Still very unlikely. Also I keep saying Vanillite is really cold! Like, you'll freeze if you try to lick or eat them cold!That's a tall order, do you really think you could write a book that good? I'll be sure to read it when you do and take back my skepticism if you turn out to be right.
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>>82799890That’s what I’m saying Unintentional or not They are my babies I think my Froslass had a shrine, too. Hope that doesn’t drive competition. Granted, it was hers as a human. Because she’s a uh, human-ghost. Not born a Snorunt. Is that like you?Oh, I should also probably state that my Froslass is named Shirley. Just so you know.(I will get on that Affirmative yes okay On my way right now)>It is probably easy for one Froslass to find another’s shrine>Entry shall be achieved >Hopefully without issue >Shirley is a fairly gentle lass>If not somewhat unnerving to Walker with all her intense staring >She’d likely be eager to share some tea in a warm shrine>Granted, that is a little unexpected >Not a figure of speech?>She actually possesses twin blades?>That might warrant some respectful “ooh”s and “aah”s from the visitor >Curious>>82803218nopeSelecting the “icon” of a category requires you to be as familiar with the current and past cultural zeitgeist as possible I don’t think I needed to use that word there but I really wanted to Point isUnless you had a poster in your room growing up listing the original region’s 150 pokemon, or stickers of the most popular pokemon slapped on your journal, or TV reruns constantly playing always showing off the marketable and popular ‘mons, then the odds are lower that you’d be a good judge of that stuff. Onix was on TV all the time though, yeaSo you have that at least but now that Golem has a recognized Alola variant idk >>82804484Ok so you want me to date a Pokemon
>>82796975rhydon is a mascot but I am not sure of which kind of personthere was one with those Zodiac goons in their Aether Paradise raid, took the opportunity to run away with her trainergood on her>>82799890pokemon kidnappers and torturers went for the attack somewhere near me, and I helped against>>82802527heyaaaa>>82803526>>82803569>>82803604Sam is my name irland yes, please do not touch the memory sticksthey are important>>82803693>Maybe the human can explain>But, he is still unconscious, as the Wish takes hold>...>Seems he needs some minutes more>"Thank you leafy boy. Say, I don't think I got your name."(Mind reading comes later, yeah, but probably he'll get mind read by a League official pokemon)(More than anything, he'd need a case for being pressured)>Subject Two>"Yes...still figuring out what is next. Hopefully not needing to stay here.">Thinking>"Substance T can help me with my issues somewhat, and I can help him, but Vex? I do not exactly know what he has been inhaling.">Curious choice of words>"Zodiac promises money and an escape from human laws, and that attracts many. But not enough for S.">Elevator should be back at the main floor by now>>82796262(Sekhmet would have helped, yeah. But also may have caused a triple impasse as neither Taner not S-512 know that Sekhmet has been dealing with the other)(The Zodiac goons that went to work for her were not necessarily in permanent employment to her. And there are still many that survived the 'pink bitch incident')>>82798400(office loog, tired of Excel)
>>82808901umis this a historical event I should know about ordid I miss some newsok well I see your brief description to the Froslass so I guess I can assumeHow uhhhhh was that?
>>82804484Right right, innocent and pure and whatnotBut staying up past your bedtime -is- naughty as you say, so that is why he punished youAnd what signs are those? What, are ultra wormholes opening up around the world again and sucking people up into other worlds? I feel like this is just more conspiracy 'slop', as you would put it. If it was real then it would be all over the news. 'But the news is bought out by the Rangers', yes yes of course it isPerhaps you granted a fairy wish so powerful that your girls were weakened for a time? That means that if the wishee messes up, you may get a huge kickback!Ooh very nice, it fits for sure!If I was a criminal I would be shaking in my boots! Well, we've established that I'm James Pond, so obviously my theme would be the 007 theme. As for my catchphrase... Uh, I'll get back to you on thatDo not cause Walker any unfortunate accidents, Wha-et!It should be given to you because the people want to give it to you, it shouldn't be expected!I see, yes using your unlimited power would be cheating for sure, the criminals wouldn't stand a chance and that would make for a boring storyWell you did want to take over pokecinema, so it would be good practice... >>82804525Oh? You stole your nickname? I thought someone gave you that name!Well, I think it suits you very wellMhm! I will ask and see if he's interested for you>>82800590It just means you are already corrupted Doro, and there's no fixing thatAll that sputtering embarrassment would go away if you just, embraced it all...I'm sure Beryl and Tempest would be happy to hear you did~>>82808901Sam, interesting proposal. Soggy's ancient pokegear, would you be interested in examining it in person? That and some broken memory sticks. Taner and Doro's teams were helping me out freeing Soggy earlier and we are curious as to what the hell is going on, and hoping some data is left over on the devicesPlus Soggy wants to lick some of your inventions
(think the coffee's here so i'ma try it now.)>>82803477(yeah, w2 to w3 is where it gets pretty rough with mat amounts, but it smooths out later, if i'm understanding you right.)
>>82809154basically, ZODIAC went for a raid on the Aether Paradiseyes, I am in Alolayes, it was hell, even though I mostly helped with evacuationat least there is one Shadow pokemon making nutter less in the world>>82809864yes, I saw that pokegear. It looked customsmall issue, I am currently on an important trip through Alolabut maybe, if it can be sent my way, I brought enough tools to give things a look
>>82809908(ooh exciting!)(yeah there's just a lot of stuff going on with all the side systems right now)>>82810012Right, I forgot that you were on that trip with uh, all the stuff we got intoI can see if he would be ok with that
>>82810267(you farming for anything in particular right now? portal kills? accuracy? defense?)
>>82810451(nothing in specific I suppose, still working on the owl and poppy in the background while I farm bugs for the defense bubble and iron for the defense stamp. I farmed the w1 boss for a bit but the only armor i have from him unlocked are the boots...)(other guys are mob grinding at the end of w2. Maybe I should just jump over to w3 at this point)(I did unlock the w2 anvil tab finally, so there's that. not much there to make rn though)
>>82811062(i have some extra bubble suggestions to level up. sploosh sploosh in orange, bug squared in green, multo loggo and hocus choppus in purple, and prowesesary in yellow. all together it should help boost material gathering rates for the defense and accuracy bubbles.)(weird. you already do and turn in rock very dog wow 1 to 5 for the blunder hills achievement checks?)
>>82811258(right, ill look for those)(I did not... just finished those now. Need to farm the mats to craft the armor)
(coffee was great.)>>82811914(nice. hopefully the gathering for those bubbles and shirt, pants, and boots aren't too rough. if you want the helmet later, i'd suggest waiting until you have a divine knight and leaving it on sticks in w1, the first tree map in the slime map.)
>>82810267that trip, with that stuffmaybe sending him here, or me trying to wrap this up sooner to go over thereeither would worknow that the commotion is over I can do uh, maybe finish things this weekend>>82811998(excellent!)
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>>82808901>"My name... is Whisper... I'm going to go get Taner and Star... I'll be back very soon...">He doesn't think there's much he could do without them anyway, even if he did some up with a plan on his own>Too bad they can't get that human into a ball>Meanwhile"Once they figure out what's needed for you, T, and Vex-- even if just in case for some reason one of you needs help while the other is away-- I don't think they'll keep you. Though I do suspect they'll have a bunch of questions about Zodiac in the meantime, so, uh, be prepared for that. But if you ever need help, or a, um, way out, get in contact with me-- I'll give you my number, so you'll have that, I'm also on Porychan so that works-- and I'll come and get you. And T, and anyone else who needs it. I tend to be on the same side as the League and rangers and stuff a lot of the time, but I'm not them and I don't work for them, so if they start mistreating you, I'll stage a rescue just the same as I would for anyone else.">Star does note the inhaling choice of word, but doesn't comment, she's let this conversation be between Two and Taner while she translates"I guess not. He's really used to getting what he wants, no matter who he hurts, and getting away with it. But that won't work for him forever.">As soon as he's out of the elevator, Whisper is waiting there for them>"I... need your help with something...">>82808901(True, Taner knew she recruited some from Zodiac but she had heavily implied to him that they were defectors, not that they were still working with Zodiac, much less 512)
>>82804484I mean, yes. He doesn't hide that fact from anyone.>>82796975That wasn't so much an issue for me as a kid. The only reason it's an issue for me now is because, like, random bounty hunters might steal my Pokegear and then I have to get a new one, and stuff. Hate it when that happens.I'm going to be honest, I think I was thinking about the water that went into making things, and not the amount of water they, uh, actually have, with that last statement, so, I think we can just call this conversation a wash.If we have enough water for a wash, anyway.
>>82810012WowYeah uhh, that’s good I guess. You guys didn’t happen to kill that one dude right? you know the dude>>82814067Oh yeah my badSee I wouldn’t let that be meAnyone tries taking my pokegear I’ll feed em a knuckle sandwich. Bring them to pound town.luh maookay then You think I should start doing night shifts?
I found this bandana in a thrift store such a steal.>>82804525:0 SOGGY you've MADE IT, even a full type¡ and they TOLD me it wasn't possible, that I was CRAZY for trying¡>>82805056Idk, the leading theory is that BERYL pulled a funny one after I stayed up a LITTLE late, but we are pending an INTERROGATION.You are never safe from eating an Alcremie’s cream. Then I just gotta y’know... make the Vanillite sleep with the fish before licking it.What about you PRETEND I’ve written such a book, and praise me. Skip the work and get the reward.>>82808606What... don’t use my ascension into herohood to fuel your pervert fantasies. Get a normal hummie. Pervert...>>82809864Exactly¡Well, this punishment is TOO extreme¡ Could’ve idk made a mess of a fur. That’d have been more fittingYou are getting Teleo, I see all this time TEACHING you about the hidden world has finally given fruits. Hmmm you could be right, It’s just a matter of finding who I granted the wish to GET my payment... But who.... I have my suspects.Oooo that fits you quite nicely, posing with your water hands/guns, such a great spy~What about “is Teleo time” or “Stand back I’m TELEOING” Let me know if these help you¡Is it an accident if it’s planned¿Yeaaah, but I can expect that others will WANT to give it to me, y’know incentivize me to patrol that AREA more.My first movie could be about my ascension into HEROHOOD, I can see it:“The RISE of Wha-et”... >>82814067Tanner, I command you and my team to FIND BERYL and interrogate him for his crimes.
>>82803681You are speaking truth.Many are the paths in life, Learn for a Lifetime.The bond between youIs as strong as the mountainWide as the OceanOne day, if I may,I would like to inspect youcommemorate youfor such a link is,except in the realm of myth, almost unheard of.>>82808606you can choose your friends, but not your family, no?such a bond is strong.>Okay, yes, Haiku during greentext was a bad idea, my apologies>Simply put, My name is Nagato, and I own a snow-coated shrine high in the mountains. Warm and cosy inside to belie the snow-rimmed outside. >And, at almost all times, two swords - a daisho, how traditional - either remain at my side, or are placed on a stand in public view, treated with deference, ritual and respect. Storm's Teeth.>Oh, and the tea was Matcha, including the full serving ritual AND ancient bowl repaired with threaded gold.>>82808901A brave act, well doneProud am I to call you friendI hope you are well?
>>82814472I really hope you become un-lobotomized one day >>82814963Whatever you say I just sorta roll with itI don’t need this lineYou’d probably be impressed by my haiku making ability if we met in person. I’ve had a specific musical tune in my head for years, associated with the 5-7-5 syllable rhythm, so I just hum it to myself whenever I need to translate my words into this format and I come up with stuff pretty fast granted it’s not rocket science. But some people are terrible at doing it, so, take it or leave it. >It is funny, regardless>Oh how Walker would love to visit you, if he weren’t conditioned into dismissing internet posters as random untrustworthy strangers >At the very least, Shirley may enjoy her time in the presence of this meticulously presented shrine aesthetic >Plus, well-prepared tea >Maybe when she returns to Walker she’ll convince him it’s a worthwhile trip >What might two Froslass discuss, high up in the snowy mountains?>Shirley’s from Snowpoint too, lot of common ground >Though she lacks a pair of swords>She might consider it worth asking why you have those
>>82815048An impressive trick,Just following the rhythm. it works very well.>This is an odd way to have a conversation, yes>I'm very slow, calm, placid and quiet, extremely meticulous in my rituals, so let us hope that Shirley is as well.>Up high the froslasses may discuss weather, politics, the state of the world...>And if the swords are brought up, the room may fill momentarily with whispers, silenced when I speak again.My friend and Ally, Storm's Teeth, fangs of the blizzardRitual calms them.>And anyone with even the slightest sense of spirit, looking at thise blades, would sense...>KILLKILLKILLKILLKILKILL>BARELY restrained slaughterlust.
>>82815100My pokegear died. Anyway.Yes you can just be impressed over the internet, too, that also works.>Shirley is a patient Froslass. Walker basically makes her babysit his rowdier Pokemon.>And I am sure she’d indulge in such conversation. Even if those topics sound really mundane.>Ghosts can certainly feel out such unseen forces easier than a human can>for blades to have such an aura, that is, remarkable >in some way or another>If there’s one thing Walker’s Froslass has experience with, it’s calming others>Maybe these blades just need to find peace>That sounds like something Shirley would suggest
>>82815511My condolenceswelcome to the internethave a look around>It's like roleplaying in third person...>Regardless, as I said, my rituals help calm the swords. They are V E R Y bloodthirsty. Like, they-want-nothing-more-than-to-kill bloodthirsty. but, they remain unmoving and calm when rituals are around, a shroud of calm settling over their aura. >Interesting>I explain that this is the best way to keep them at peace, to keep them always by my side.>If left alone, well... who knows what might happen.
(gn yall.)
>>82815687ok you gave me whiplash with thatBut I can you hit u back with aYou are forgiven Apathy’s a tragedy Boredom is a crime Also, I do not remember making that post 2 hours ago. I swear that was like a full day ago. That was supposed to indicate “I’m gonna respond within reasonable times now” and then I failed I am so sleepy>That is essentially what’s happening, yes>That is a very curious circumstance>And very unlike Shirley’s own shrine>Or, temple>I don’t really remember what it was she was in charge of>But there was certainly no mention of evil, bloodthirsty blades>You might be asked if you’ve ever used them yourself>Or if they simply, have a mind of their own >Walker will definitely wish to have visited after hearing his own Froslass report back>She is significantly less chatty than he is, in comparison >Which is why I cannot promise she’d have much more to bring to the table>>82815740(goodnight)
>>82817052(gmm bug bro.)(coffee time again i guess.)
>>82803681>>82793928>>82791368>>82793360>Whatever was stolen was most likely more important for him than for Zodiac.>Embarrassing files that mentions his existence. Shady poaching deals back when the foundation was... Under different management.>And some useful names.>Better in the hands of Phoxy's team after all.>Indeed the food smells good.>And two fire types are doing the cooking!>There is no one better qualified to cook meat than fire types.>Now unlike Taner's diches, Phoxy doesn't care a single bit about presentation.>So you're getting just the piece of meat. Juicy and slightly salted.>Should be good enough.
>>82814472You shouldn't be getting into any stranger's van, every hatchling learns this...Mayhaps it is time to take revenge once your investigation and subsequent interrogation bears fruit of Beryl's foul playThough, you did invite him to do something, so this is sort of your own fault as wellWhat can I say, I have an excellent teacher!Could you not divine who you granted the wish to? Sense the vibes in the dreamrealm? Could lead you towards your target. Oh? And who do you think swindled you out of a free wish?Exactly, see you get it. I already have the suits for it tooThose are a little on the nose, but hmm, maybe something without my real name? Superheroes aren't supposed to give away their secret identities like thatWell, its premeditated murder at that point, but it can be framed as an accident. Also, do not do premeditated murder, the Rangers are always watching you, remember?I mean, sure if you win the hearts of the people they may offer gifts and such, but you shouldn't get into the field of crime fighting just for that sole reasoning! You're growing a candy forest for a reason, go get your candy from there! Speaking of, how has that been going?'The Rise of the Pink Knight'>>82817927(nafternoon doggy! I'm drinking french vanilla coffee, its pretty alright)
Let's say, entirely hypothetically, that you met a Legendary, and could ask it three questions. What would they be?
>>82814434You say "anyone" but, are you really going to argue if, like, a large group of angry Ursaring want your Pokegear? If some random trainer or Pokemon tried to take my stuff, of course I wouldn't let them, but between my Pokegear and my life, I'm choosing my Pokegear. To be fair, I've only had to make that choice once, so it's not something that happens often. But also, a swamp ghost dumped the contents of my backpack in a swamp once and that broke some things, and that just happened too fast for me to stop. Think I've told you about that one before though.Well, that depends. Do you think you'd sleep better in the day if you started to do night shifts? Maybe that'd just be a better schedule for you, then. Or maybe it'd make things worse, if you didn't sleep during then day and started to be really tired at work.>>82814472He's a slippery sort, plus I sort of owe him for some help he's given me, so, I'll have to say no to that one, sorry.>>82814963With so much to learnIt can seem overwhelmingFor just one lifetimeThe above issueIt becomes much less dauntingWith bonds aplentyThough as you so noteThere are those bonds which transcendbeyond mere friendshipUh, speaking of such, I'd like to thank Star for helping me with some of the above, ha.I'll admit, even after all this time, she's still a little paranoid about certain things, but after some speaking about it together, we've agreed that meeting in person is something we'd be willing to do, though how long it takes us to get there would depend on, uh, where you are. Actually, I see you already mentioned it to Walker, Snowpoint? Really high up? Um, does your shrine stand out in a way? Because, I feel like, there's probably going to be more than one around that area, or no? I can give you my phone number if you'd rather message the specifics without, uh, posting them online. It may take a day or two for me to get to Sinnoh but I assume you aren't in any hurry?
>>82819900>>82793928>>82791368>>82793360>If there was ranch dip around, Taner would probably use it>But as long as Blazy allows him to wait until his slice is nice and crispy, he enjoys it as is just fine>And of course, Star is much less picky about her meats then even Taner, she'll take juicy without any issue>Waiting on the others for the rest>>82822469I suppose it'd really depend a whole lot on which Legendary. Like, my questions for Arceus Himself would be very different from my questions for Dialga which in turn would be very different from my questions for Suicune, different by so much that I don't think I can make any list that would cover questions I might ask all of them.If I'm going to try and be broad about it, I suppose the theme of my questions for the the more "deity-like" ones would be why they allow the world the be the way it is, like, if they have any control over the amount of Pokemon that are suffering and if so, and they could make it less, is there a reason they haven't? I'd assume it might come down to "a mortal can't understand" but I'd ask anyway. I'd also ask if they have more information about the afterlife, like, is the spirit realm part of it more like a "waiting room" or is that just, it? Is Star's infinite world theory actually a thing and if so, how does that work with the other versions of themselves? Do they talk? Stuff like that.For ones more like, Suicune or Moltres who, uh, probably don't know stuff like that, it'd probably be more personal. Like, "how are things going? Have you ever thought about getting a phone?" and so on.And then there's Mew, who, uh, I'd have one specific question for which would be "Can you find the Mew that cursed Jeremy and get them to remove it, please?" And after that I'd probably ask, uh, "Did humans come from Pokemon first, or were we created separately" because Mew might know that.
>>82824531Due to this being an entirely hypothetical question, I couldn't possibly answer on behalf of any hypothetically present legendary Pokemon.That said, no, I can hypothetically state that "Mew" will not do that, for the sole reason that It is Funny.And to hypothetically answer the second hypothetical, of course humans came from Pokemon. After all, Mew created almost all life.Humans are just Pokemon.Hypothetically.
>>82809864According to you! Maybe you're the corrupted one, trying to drag me into the murky depths with you...Actually, uh, I've been told they both like my attitude... for better or worse.>>82814472Beryl makes sense. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.Uh-huh... well if it's already happened it must not be so bad. No, bad! No killing the ice cream!In that case you gotta pretend I praised you! Should be easy riiight?>>82822469Purely hypothetically of course, I'd ask them if pokemon ever tried making a society like humans, Legendaries live a long time so they'd know. Maybe....Then I'd ask what they're doing here and if they're Mew.>>82819900>>82791368>>82793360>>82824531>Doro's team knows better than to look too deeply into whatever those files are>Some secrets are better left unknown>It may not be the fanciest food, but Doro's happy nobody's in a rush, more time to enjoy his meat!>Flow and Julius each take a piece for themselves once they're more thoroughly cooked>Same goes for Willow, though he chooses instead to wrap it up in his mushroom tendrils and start directly absorbing it... creepy.
>>82817927(that is who you are)>>82822469blehProbably Celebi so I could ask “how’s it going”and “did you ever plan on showing up on one of my birthdays” and“wanna hang out”>>82824518Those sound like the excuses of someone who doesn’t have a black belt in jiu jitsuWell on a typical weekend day I tend to sleep until 3pm in the afternoon. SoooI feel likethose are the activities of a night shifter>>82825478humans are not Pokemon
>>82787792Cute!
